#also this is HILARIOUS post nikkitutorials coming out/being outed like yeah obviously queer girls are better at makeup than cishet ones
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No discourse but when I have panic attacks I weirdly find Ingrid Nilisen (sp?) videos very soothing. Like I would never follow any of her makeup advice because I don’t know what any of it is and it would add 30 minutes and $59 dollars to my daily routine, but like, God is it nice to know I can pull up a beauty blogger with a soothing JC Penny mom voice who has mastered femininity better than any straight girl ever will. Go on, Ingrid, blend 2 products that cost 30 bucks each on the same part of your face, I don’t know what’s happening but I support you so much I’m so glad you’re out here beating straight girls and white girls at their own game, it is very soothing to me, a white lesbian femme who loves eyeliner but is uncertain I even know what foundation is for
#also I have since learned what foundation is allegedly 'for'#also this is HILARIOUS post nikkitutorials coming out/being outed like yeah obviously queer girls are better at makeup than cishet ones
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