#also so funny that they are in neon green in this too 💀

[tuituipupu]

idk if u guys watch drag race but i thought of this and couldn’t stop cackling 😭 iykyk

pit crew 💪🏼 : @theplantbish @jerejerejere @ me

[seiwas]

THE SHADOWBAN IS GONE MY QUEEN IS FREE!!!!!! Anyways I forgor this happened but reading all the sleepover asks made this memory resurface again (also iris wtf was ur story that was so cute y'all were crushing hard 😭 and niku oh my god your story *head in hands* )

Ok so in short: my previous childhood friend turned relationship turned ex cheated on me 1 month after he went abroad (damn what a headline)

So here's the tea, we've known eachother since we were preeschoolers, he's a year older than me, we became friends soon after that and he is the textbook definition of a gentleman. Like literally the grenenst green flag out there. Neon green. Fast forward to 7th grade, he confessed during a christmas party at his place. He took me out to his little garden and sat on one of the benches and yeah. Now lil old me was also crushing hard but was too pussy to fess up so when this happened ofc I said yes. A small voice in my mind I thought he was joking cause let's face it 7th grade me wasn't exactly the prettiest rose in the bush ok It's kinda lopsided and a bit uneven but at least I was funny. I was fully expecting it to last like 2 weeks. A month at most. But I said yes anyways cause I wanted to give it a chance. It lasted almost 5 years.

He was my first everything, and overtime we grew closer and if we weren't joined at the hip before we sure are now. Fast forward to highschool, he's in his last year and will be graduating soon. He decides to go abroad and ofc I support him. We'll make this whole ldr work. No it didn't work LMAOOOO after he went abroad we started texting and vidcallibg but that lasted 2 weeks. I kept trying to get trough to him but he didn't answer, not even a read.

Now one day I decide to call him cause it's been 2 weeks since I heard anything from him. And to my surprised he picked up, but it wasn't him that spoke. It was another girl. I told her that I'm his girlfriend and asked her if he was there and she just hung up. My heart dropped. And that's how I found out he was cheating 😃👍 and to make it worse he cheated on me 3 months before our 5th aniv <3 3 months before CHRISTMAS <33333333

Not long after that happened the girl found me on instagram (I think via my ex) and dmed me telling me the whole story. About how they met at a house party, got shit faced, made out, and hooked up. When she asked if he was single he said yes so she was basically lied to. She left him after our convo so good for her I hope she finds someone better.

Cue a montage of desperate texts and many phonecalls I declined from my ex who tried to make excuses on how he was drunk and it was an accident. I ignored all of em and blocked him when he didn't stop. I went by to his parents place to drop off his things and his parents didn't know yet so I told them, legit broke down in front of his mom and she called him and yelled at him on the phone shdjhffh 💀 I'm still close with his family (esp his sisters) cause well we've known eachother since we were kids, I'm basically their daughter at this point. And thankfully they're also mad at him and idk what happened after that but one of his sisters told me he's "all on his own now" so I guess they cut all contact from him? Or cut his funds? I'm not sure.

But yeah end of story, I think this is my juciest life story yet. And what's the moral of the story? No matter how neon the green flag it only takes one switch to make it blood red *eats snacks* anyways how are you sel :D

midi!! hello again!! 🥹 & yes omg i’m so happy the shadowban is gone pls 😭

oh my god midi you sent such a long story and i feel bad for not responding in equal length but i’m literally just 😦 at everything 😭😭 idk what to say oh my god??? i can’t believe he did that… literally what the fuck. and i’m so so so so sorry that you had to go through that, that young also 😭 what he did to you is so shitty i hope he got what he deserved for it 😭 i’m also glad that the girl reached out to you to talk about it.

i can’t even imagine how hard it must have been, especially since you’ve known his family since forever too 😭 it’s good that you were able to confide in them about it 😭 i feel like that type of relationship is so rare despite everything that’s happened, and it’s so refreshing to see that you’re still close to them.

& that’s so true!! i think there are certain lines that shouldn’t be crossed and are completely unsalvageable once they are.

thank you for sharing this midi omg i feel like it’s super personal, i’m touched that you’re trusting this with all of us here 😭 i hope YOU’RE doing better now 🥺 esp with your current partner!! i can see that u’re very much in love & am so happy that they’re treating you the way you deserve to be treated 🥺

i’m doing great 🥺 so thoughtful of you to ask!! i was kinda hesitant to go out today bc my bf wanted me to join him and his friends (but i kinda felt bad bc i wanted him to have his own time w them 😭 idr the last time they were all together without me for their boy time yk? they definitely don’t mind having me around but i kinda wanted to give them that space)

but!!! i’m really glad i went still 🥹 lots of laughs and talks and eats for the entire night!! one of the newer gf’s was there too, and bc she isn’t really as close as the rest of us (context: i’m one of the older gf’s ahsbhaah i’ve been w my bf for like 5+yr and have known these boys since hs too haha) i guess she still felt kinda nervous!! but she was really making an effort to get close to me (asking abt makeup!! and she even asked if she could braid my hair 🥺 most of my friends are guys so talks like this r pretty rare for me lmao) it was so sweet 🥺

my heart is very full rn!! i love friendships 🥺 i think it’s especially sentimental rn bc we’re growing w each other as life goes on!! how our conversations have shifted along with where we are in life 🥺

[honey-lemon-goose]

don’t apologize doll, i’m glad you replied!! and AH omg that sounds so cool, i love that tattoo idea~ my best friend and i have birthdays a week apart, it’s so funny how things end up like that sometimes. i guess it’s just meant to be 🤍

that’s such a coincidence!! i wish i could keep flowers—or any plants—in my room but i’m currently in a college dorm and i don’t have much of a green thumb anyways. i couldn’t even keep a cactus alive. (literally, i had a cactus at one point and it died on me 😔)

that’s so cool, stray kids and monsta x are my ults too!! along with seventeen. i don’t stan ateez but i have a lot of friends who do and i like some of their music. do you have any ateez song recs? (or any song recs in general haha) i’m always open to expanding my 54 hour long kpop playlist hahaha.

that is beautiful! i’ve always loved music too, lots of genres and lots of languages. i’m studying language (linguistics) and it’s so interesting how deeply music intertwines with and enhances language, you know? the list of your favorite songs is almost like a mini spotify wrapped every month, i love that idea so much!! right now i’m really into seventeen’s discography, i haven’t worked my way through all their older albums so i’m working on that right now! but i’ve also been going back to my emo days and blasting all time low for some reason.

i hope you have the loveliest day or night key!! 🌼

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Omg but same! Idk what is with me but I can't keep cactus alive for the life of me!? And they are supposed to be an easy plant to keep😫

Omg seventeen🫣 I've been trying my best not to fall in that rabbit hole! I refuse to look up their names because ik once I do I'm a goner🙏🧎‍♀️I love a good amount of their songs!! (Have any seventeen song suggestions!!?)

Oof do I have song recs🤭😉 buckle up love!! Firstly I'll start with Ateez!! We'll first dive into their more punk rock/emo vibing songs!! Wonderland (more pop punk), THANXX, I have to rec The Leaders because of Woo's whispers🫠, The Black Cat Nero!!!, Don't Stop, Guerrilla, The Ring, CYBERPUNK, ooh Guerrilla flag ver definitely!!, and of course HALAZIA!! Oog and some cute happy and sad song from ateez!! Take Me Home, Let's Get Together, The Letter, Be With You, Eternal Sunshine!!, A Little Space, Utopia, Not Too Late, and so soo many more!!

And for other artists! Anything by Sion!! Fun fact about him Changbin listens to him, too!!! Ooh, and anything by The Rose!! Ooh and Tabber!! For Tabber I say give 007, Look At My, Honey!, and Like A Vampire a listen!! Fairy by Dvwn, Lemon by ADOY, Winter by Se So Neon, and Dry Flower by SURL!!!!

It I'd amazing how music enhances language!! And yes it is like a mini Spotify wrapped!!🤣💀 OMG I AM ALSO GOING BACK INTO MY EMO DAYS!! (more like heavy metal/metalcore) I've been getting like an influx on kpop/metal fans on my fyp too!!

I hope you are having a lovely day or night as well my love!! It's always a joy seeing you pop up in my ask box🥹💛

[captainthembo]

Oh my thanks! 👀💕🤣

Relationship Status: living with my partner of a few years 💕

Favorite Color: ( there’s to many to choose and it’s ok to like more than one thing 💕 ) Greens, Pinks, Blues, Purples , Yellows, Oranges I like neons and pastels what can I say 🤷

Song Stuck In My Head: it’s a tie between that Capybara meme song and Out of Touch (Thursday) but on the bright side ADHD means there’s no silence ever in my brain so it pads around songs in heads of that makes sense?

Three Favorite Foods: ( like colors this is too long of a list sorry 💕 ) anything sweet and spicy, pizza also sweet and spicy/or just plain meat lovers, and greasy/gravy breakfast food, like gravy biscuits with liver mush (i know that sounds foul but it’s from my childhood plz b nice).

Last Thing I Googled: Aspira funny faces golden kamuy

Dream Trip: I want to go to Japan with my besties, with enough time to enjoy the nature attractions of Japan and the pop culture/otaku spots as well. Like, I wanna see cherry blossoms, hot springs, Kyoto, and shrines but also do Tokyo, Mario cart in the streets and go to sailor moon cafes and buy anime merch with more than 3 days to do it all so we’re not out of breath of vacation.

Anything I Want rn: the above mentioned 💀 but also a house with a snack stash and my friends 🥹 and getting my shit wrecked by my fav fictional characters idk is that too much to ask :3

No pressure if you don’t wanna do it ✨🌟💕💖

Tagging: @sykozys @neotaku67 @fogglymoss @boyfriendyke @moodymeangirl @moonlightandmocha @darkstrangerx @hellalaura @ratpiss-soda @you-punched-me-in-the-boob @raphaellalacognizi

tagged by @alligatorbloodmp3 !! thank you <33

rules are to tag 10 people u would like to know better (if u want to!)

relationship status: single. unfortunately and against my wishes

favorite color: blood red <3

song stuck in my head: mountain duet from chess…

three favorite foods: pasta. dark chocolate with sea salt. stromboli

last thing i googled: “how to have a character be kind to someone they hate”. for the chess fic

dream trip: italy i think

anything i want rn: to sleep for 400 hours

tagging @laughsinunknownfear @heartrat @britomart @mag22 @youngestdaughtersyndrome & any mutual who wants to!

[live-the-fangirl-life]

🦇Halloween Dialogue Prompts🎃

“Is that...written in blood?”

“Just shut up and hand out candy.”

“The power just went out, and it's a full moon outside.”

“Stop messing with the lights, it's not funny.”

“I'm never going to a haunted house with you again."

“Tell me your scariest ghost story. I don’t want to sleep tonight.”

“Why does every costume have to be sexy? I don’t want to be sexy, I want to be the reason why the night is feared, muhahahahaha!”

“Can too much candy corn actually rot your teeth or was my dentist just trying to drum up October business?”

“Theoretically, do you think brewing up a pot of special edition neon-green slime is honouring the season adequately, or would that breach workplace regulations if I tipped it over the boss?”

“Are you crazy?! I am not answering that door! That is exactly what happens at the start of all of those movies, right before the killer gets in and—”

“I can’t come in to work today. I’m a certified emergency ghost buster.” / “Well, I also can’t come in to work today. I’ve been bitten by a vampire.”

“It’s ALIVE! ...I mean, good morning, dear. Did you sleep well?”

“It’s a love potion! What could possibly go wrong?”

“The only family I would marry into is the Addams family.”

“I can pass as a goth.”

“The perfect day: pumpkin spice, pumpkin candles, pumpkin carving, and you.”

“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”

“Holy shit, why is there no reflection?”

“Can you wear that mask later? …Only the mask?”

“Halloween is my aesthetic.”

“I told you not to summon demons in the house!”

“Why do you have so many eggs and toilet paper—you know what? I don't want to know.”

“I’m not the only one with blood on my hands.” / “But you’re the only one with actual blood on their hands.”

“That costume looks great on you.” / “That’s nothing, you should see me without it.”

“YODO?” / “YODO: You Only Die Once.” / “…Please stop saying that.”

“You promised you’d go trick or treating with me.”

“Wow, nice costume! The blood looks really realistic.”

“Trick” *cocks gun and aims* “or treat.”

“What part of Do Not Resurrect The Dead do you not understand?!”

“You’re the kind of person who gives out carrots, aren’t you?”

✨💀🦇🕯️🔮🕷️🎃🪦🧛🏻‍♀️🕸️👻💀🦇🕯️🔮🕷️🎃🪦🧛🏻‍♀️🕸️👻✨

Answered Prompts

Trick or No Treat “We’re all out of candy.” / “What do you mean we’re all out of candy?!”

Divine Intervention “The Ouija board says you’re a little shit.” / “Oh, my gods, I think the crystal ball is working. The spirits are telling me you’re a dumbass.”

Costume Count “You can’t withhold candy from the little kids just because you think their costume is ugly.”

Scared, Sweetheart? “I may or may not have stayed up to watch a horror movie and now I can’t sleep - don’t laugh at me! - can you please come over?”

Tell Me S’more “The legend said it only goes after virgins…so sucks for you I guess.”

A Haunting Halloween “If I die because of your dumb idea, I will haunt you so hard!”

Trust Me, it’ll be Fun “It’s just a spooky clock chiming at the incorrect time while all the lights are off and strange footsteps are creeping up the stairs, in a house that won’t let us leave.”

Halloween Fic Collection

[writer-loogi2]

♡︎𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙼𝚒𝚌 𝙷𝙲𝚜♡︎

A/N: I still haven't gotten any requests from anyone yet- but I'm willing to write random crap because I'm bored.

So here's some really random headcanons with my favorite banana, ( okno he's a cockatoo lmao ) Present Mic!

YEEAAAAAAAAAH!!

♡︎𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎: Read part two [ here! ] Read part three [ here! ] Read part four [ here! ]

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♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝: Random Present Mic headcanons!

♡︎𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐!! None ( unless funny stuff counts? )

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( ♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝!♡︎ )

• I headcanon that he always paints his nails black, but maybe on special occasions he might paint them bright neon colors. ( I also imagine that he used to paint his nails with a Sharpie in his teen years lmao )

• I love that some people headcanon that he's a chocolate lover, but I personally like to think that's he's more of a strawberry or lemon kinda guy. ( He most definitely eats lemons like a barbarian and is not bothered by the sour taste )

• He totally owns a motorcycle but doesn't use it, honestly he kinda has it just to look cool.

• Says things like 'radical' or 'cowabunga' for no reason.

• He's surprisingly really flexible, but he can't really show off since he's constantly wearing tight clothing. ( he's like a bendy straw haha )

• ( I remember once I read a headcanon where Present Mic can mimic voices or something like that, I can't remember who wrote it but I absolutely love it ) Anyway, I can imagine that he mimics voices, so he probably fucks with class 1-A by mimicking Aizawa's voice and scaring the crap out of them 😭

• Has at least once tried to use roller skates. ( he failed miserably and fell to the floor ) He's never trying that again.

• I don't know why but I can totally picture him using horse shampoo for his hair, that's why it looks ✨amazing✨ all the time. ( I heard that shit does wonders for human hair )

• ( Honestly I have mixed feelings on Present Mic sleeping, because most people headcanon that he snores loudly but some people headcanon that he doesn't ) I genuinely can't decide, but I personally like to think he only snores loudly when he's REALLY tired ( which is pretty often )

• Another sleeping headcanon I have for him is that he sleeps in his underwear. He sleeps in bright green boxers 😏

• Really likes old music, but he'll never admit that- ( mostly 80's and 90's music )

• He's an absolute god of self-care, has a crap ton of face masks, lotions, hair products and more. ( he tends to buy the most expensive stuff because it works better but also because he has a lot of money )

• So y'all know that he has his banana looking ass hairstyle right? Well in some nights he doesn't wash his hair and leaves it like that because he's too tired to do it all over again in the morning. It's only sometimes ( of course he does wash his hair, he's not nasty- )

• Totally random but he's lowkey a chubby chaser LMAOSKSKJK ( don't @ me )

• This is weird but I think that he's both a dog person and a cat person. But he prefers small dogs, yet doesn't care what the cats look like.

• And finally, this mans lives off citrus flavored cough drops. He sleeps, eats, breathes citrus flavored cough drops, it's basically an addiction at this point 💀

A/N: Okay so I might write some dating headcanons for ✨Presentation Michael✨, think of it as a part two for this one ( ? )

So stay tuned!

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♡︎𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝♡︎