#also rip to wolfman and pérez trying to nail down donna's origin story sdfdsfs

[silverwhittlingknife]

Okay, so I recently found Condensed Comics Classics, in which comic writers wrote snarky summaries of their own series. Observe:

New Teen Titans by George Pérez

Wolfman: We have to explain who Wonder Girl is. Pérez: She's not a young Wonder Woman? Wolfman: No, she isn't. We can do a story that definitively tells the fans who Wonder Girl really is, once and for all. Pérez: Wow - that would simplify everything. Wolfman: The fans will love it!

Gotham Central by Ed Brubaker (also by Rucka and Lark)

Cop 1: Man, does Gotham City suck to work in, or what? Cop 2: Completely, but Batman sucks way more. Batman: Quit your whining. Cop 2: See what I mean?

Impulse by Mark Waid

Max Mercury: Put that down, Bart.