#also nobody knows about the series really so my Libby region ALWAYS has them open for checkout

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Chapters two and three of If I Can Think (Of Something Clever) are here!!

Whew! Over 12,000 words later, I think I've officially ground my previous length records into the ground. It got so long that I had to slash it in half to protect y'all from a very potent case of Wall Of Text-Itis, but it's all there - just with a built-in intermission!

It should go without saying, but just to be safe: you'll want to pay close attention to the details in here. It's a lot to take in, I promise, but there's payoff. (At least, there will be with the final chapter.)

Tag list/interest check - and semi secret hint ;) - below the cut.

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anyway, congrats on making it down here! Guess what time it is? That's right:

Semi-secret Hint Time!

As Lauren Child wrote in one of my favorite childhood novels:

"...it was the most simple kind of clue, the staring you in the face kind. So obvious you missed it."

- Look Into My Eyes (the first book in the very excellent Ruby Redfort series)