#also its my fault tbh bc i am notoriously hard to buy for. so the second i show a hyper interest in something she zeroes in on it

[jacobglaser]

I tried to prewarn my mum, like before you order me anything 911 related for christmas (because she always buys me stuff based on whatever my current obsession is) just run it by me because some of the stuff I've seen online is cringe as hell. But naturally she's already ordered something, and I have no idea where from (not etsy or redbubble), so god only knows what fresh hell she's managed to uncover from the corners of the internet where middle aged women live. I love her but this is torture.