#also i hate mac 'n' cheese for the record but my brain hates leftovers more

[seekerstone]

who's ready for another round of Moon Teaches You How To Adult (Don't Try This At Home)

1. you can actually make mac ‘n’ cheese if you only have butter and not milk, it just takes more butter than called for. 

2. if you boil the pasta for less time than it says, THEY WILL be undercooked, regardless of how "done" they feel when you stir

3. crushed red pepper flakes go good with everything :)

4. if you are, perhaps, lactose intolerant, as in severely lactose intolerant, as in long lasting stomachaches from 2/3s of a glass of milk, STOP EATING AN ENTIRE BOX OF MAC ‘N’ CHEESE BY YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT

5. bathroom tap water is objectively no different from kitchen tap water and yet feels somehow unhygienic

6. speaking of unhygienic if you’re willing to still use the tablespoon of butter you dropped on the floor around where your cat likes to groom himself, maybe consider investing less heavily in the whole “five second rule” thing. washing it off is NOT as ingenious as you think 

7. still works though. just saying

8. also the butter thing doesn’t really make a sauce. like it works technically but uhhh there’s gonna be a lot of undissolved powder and the “sauce” will be Very watery. like visibly watery. idk man maybe just eat some leftovers

9. “moon are you okay like ever” No thanks for asking do u want some mac ‘n’ cheese butter edition? it tastes!