#also i cant tell if i like this grrrr

[banettedoodles]

i’m a day late… happy anniversary fe3h i love u mwah

[cheriboms]

doctober day 19: memory

aka "the first time lone pine doc recognizes the weird little kid hanging around his garage as the future boy who changed his life 30 years ago" :)

[bobosbillionsknives]

I like the plotline in stampede where vash finds the other seeds ship right after the big fall I like playing around with that idea a bit 😇 (no ship)

[movedtodykedvonte]

Now I know its writers not knowing how to write female heartbreak without making it hysterical but every time Peter falls out with a girl it  feels so empty most of the time  like yeah I feel bad but it happens, normal super hero romance stuff yadda yadda...

But when it’s a man? It’s so fucking personal. Spider-Man is causing problems for Peter and this man, the man in question and personally slighted and about to provide the rawest line about it in comic history and you’d think it came from a scorned lover but instead it came from one of Peter’s many guy friends that seem way to invested in Spider-Man one way or another.

[thegoober010]

HI the mettaton headcanons were AMAZING I LOVED THEM!!

Ok I have a bit of a specific request SO IF YOU CANT DO IT I WONT BE UPSET!!

But could you do a oneshot where Mettaton finds reader’s drawings of him, and old love letters they never gave him, and he realizes they love him AND THEN READER FINDS HIM LOOKING THROUGH THEM AND SJFJFJFJDJFJJD sorry im SO NORMAL ABOUT METTATON

-🐾 (im claiming my place as paw print anon now)

OMG I AM SO SORRY I DID NOT SEE THIS EARLIER GRRRR I WAS BEING SILLY YESTERDAY BUT I AM BACK ON TRACK NOW 😈😈

AND ALSO HELL YEAH I CAN DO IT DEARIE OMG TYSM IM GLAD YA LIKED THE HEADCANONS <33!!

I SHALL GLADY DO THIS REQUEST PAW PRINT ANON!!!

also IMA DO IT LIKE THAT THEY'RE ALREADY TOGETHER JUST THAT LIKE reader got too shy to give the letters/drawings and such to him even after they got together/didn't see the point after YA KNOW ANYWAYS LETS GET INTO IT

as usual gn! reader <3!!

TW/CWS -> NONE JUST FLUFF <3!!!!

word count -> 1.8k/1,848

"Can I get a kiss? And can you make it last forever?"

"Thanks so much for helping me out Mettaton!" You grinned as you picked up the huge overfilled box with your clothes. Mettaton turned his head over to you as you spoke, giving you a playful smirk, " Awe no need to thank me darling~! I'm always happy to help you out, especially since it's helping you move out into my home." Mettaton replied flipping his hair as he looked for any more boxes to put into the trunk of your car. Your face turns a light shade of pink due to his little pet names. You let out a soft chuckle as you open the door "Heh, still thank you, Uh I think there might be a few more boxes in the basement, could ya check for me?" You ask. Mettaton nods "Of course dearie~! Leave it up to me!" he says putting a hand on his hip before walking down to the basement to check for anymore boxes.

As you walk out to put the box in the trunk you slouch onto the side of the car, letting out a soft sigh. Jesus these boxes were heavy! Sometimes you forget how much stuff you buy.

As you were relaxing outside and taking a break from all the heavy lifting Mettaton was searching all throughout the basement. He was checking every crook and crevice of the basement so that he wouldn't accidentally leave anything behind. His metallic feet making a loud clanging noise as he walked, his eyes shifted over to a small box on the side of a dusty desk. He raised a brow as he quickly made his way to it. "Hehe, almost didn't notice this!" Mettaton giggled to himself as he gently grabbed the box and inspected it. As he moved it up to his eye level a small note escaped out of the open box. He raised a brow before bending down and picking it up. He inspected the note quickly, seeing how the envelope was open he let himself look inside. He took out the small note from the envelope, a small peek never hurt anybody, right? He skimmed over the note, his metallic body quickly heating up as he read every word from it.

'Mettaton, I wanted to give you this note because I've been wanting to tell you how much I truly love you, I love you more than anyone I have ever met, you're one of the first people, or well robots, to have ever made me feel this way. My heart beats a trillion times faster when I'm with you, I start to sweat and I dont know what to say, you just catch my attention every time you're near me or talk to me, you're one of the bets things to have ever happened to me and to have appeared in my life, no one has ever caught my attention like you. I hope you know what I mean, I hope you say the same to me, I hope you love me the same, because I love you so much more than you could ever imagine, I love you, so so much.' Mettaton read the note, over, and over, and over again. Each time he read it he could feel his body heat up and his heart (or well metallic heart- or monster heart? not even sure-) beat 10 times faster. A playful smirk quickly formed on his lips before he put the note back in, his eyes heart shaped as he placed the box down onto the desk. He opened up the box and saw even more letters. He grabbed a few of them and opened them, he read them as quickly as possible to not make it seem like he's taking to much time down in the basement.

'Ugh I don't even know why I feel like this, Mettaton I love you so much more than you could ever imagine, I know this note is a bit stupid, I know you probably would never like me back, but I just wish I could tell you already, I hope I don't just give up on this note like all the others but anyways I love you so much Mettaton, I genuinly do and I hope you feel the same. Ive never felt like this with anybody besides you. I feel like being with you my whole life, I feel like spending all my time with you, I want to spend all my time with you give you all my attention and love. I want to be with you for as long as I possibly can! I hope we can. I love you so much.' Mettaton could not stop reading these notes, god they were just so sweet! Mettaton let out a soft laugh, "Did they really think I wouldn't have liked them? Pff, this cutie really had no idea how much I loved them before huh." Mettaton thought out loud. He quickly opened up all the other notes, reading them. His body was currently overheating from joy and love. His pupils were heart shaped as he read through all of these little love notes that you had never given to him before. "I wonder why they didn't tell me about these notes now that we're together! Hehehe, I'll have to ask them later." He muttered, you both were daring after all, so he's a tads bit confused why you never gave him these notes after you confessed to him, he understands these were form way before you had confessed, but he wonders why you never gave them to him now that you two are together after all they're from the past and they honestly are super sweet.

He let out a soft chuckle before grabbing all the letters and organizing them. He closed them and peered inside the box once more before putting back the letters. He noticed a few more papers inside. Mettaton turned his head over to the stairs which led to the living room floor. He didn't hear any footsteps so he assumed it was safe to check. He grabbed the papers and gently placed them on the desk, he flipped through them. They were all little doodles of you and him together. They were mainly of you two going on dates and your little date ideas or about you thinking of him. He placed a hand on his mouth as he let out little giggles. His body was overheating as he looked through each one of them. As he looked through each of them he couldn't help but have a huge smile on his face. While he was giggling and smiling like an idiot at these notes and drawings he wasn't really paying much attention to his surroundings so he didn't hear you coming down to the basement, but once he heard your voice it was too late, you had caught him in the act of looking at your old and meant-to-be secret love-letters and doodles.

"Hey Mettaton I think that was all the boxes are ya done hereeee-..... uh- honey.... what are you doing...?" You ask as you had been making your way downstairs. You stopped midway on the stairs as you realized he had found that old box filled with your old love-letters and drawings. Mettaton turned his head over to you, a laugh escaped his lips and a playful smirk formed on his face as he saw your red, embarrassed face. "Hello darling! Nothing much just looking at these wonderful little drawings and letters you made to me in the past! Hopefully ya don't mind dear!" Mettaton replied putting the drawings and letters back gently. He closed the box and carried it, he walked over to you and looked down at your blushing, embarrassed face. He pinched your cheek as he laughed "No need to be so embarrassed! These are adorable I think I'll keep them!" Mettaton grinned, you tried to take away the box but due to his tall stature he was able to keep them out of your reach by holding them higher. "Mettaton!! Those are private! You weren't ment to find them! They're really old they're from before we got together and- and they're really bad!" You replied, your tone filled with shame as you crossed your arms, you hid your face with one of your hands trying to hide your embarrassment and just yourself in general as if that would work.

Mettaton smirked and shook his head. "But they're cute! I like them! So what if they're old and cheesy? They just show how much you really love me, no need to be so embarrassed!" Mettaton chuckled ruffling your hair. You grumbled in response causing Mettaton to take your hand of your face and pinch your cheek once more, admiring your cute features. "You look so adorable when you're all embarrassed like this! Just look at you darling so cute~!" he teased causing you to stumble all over your words. You let out a grumble.

"I'm taking these with us dearie! Now come on let's get going so we can move everything in early! We wouldn't want to be unpacking all your stuff late at night now would we? We don't want you missing out on your beauty rest hehe!" Mettaton giggled before using his arm to pick you up. Despite your many protests he loved picking you up, being able to keep you so close to him physically and being able to show everyone how close you two are made him very happy for some reason, it felt like he was able to show you off like this and he loved it! He giggled as he brought you two to the car, he placed you down so that he could open the back car door and place the small box on the seat. Once he did he closed the door and looked down at you. "Awe don't look at me like that dear~! It's not my fault your little love letters were so cute that I want to keep them." Mettaton remarked noticing your blushing face. "Ugh it's just a bit embarrassing is all..." You mumbled.

Mettaton placed his hand on his hip. He put his other hand on his chin as he seemed to think for a bit. "Hmmm, well, no need to be embarrassed! Those little notes just show how much you love me darling~!" he smirked. "Now come on, get in the car so we can get going, I want to get home and relax with you already!" Mettaton smiled as he bent down to give your face multiple little pecks on your cheeks, forehead and lips, leaving you all red in the face and feel embarrassed but also lovely. You gave him a peck on the cheek before nodding. "Fine, fine, let's get going then." You reply with a soft smile forming. He grins widely as he played with you hair. "Good~! Oh and- don't be scared to make me some new letters or drawings hehehe!! I'll appreciate every single one of them!" "Hm, fine, if that's what you want my love." You reply.

"Heh, I love you so much darling!"

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

empire of death thoughts+reactions part 1

previously onnnn (super short sdlkfj)

HOP ON, COWBOY

sdlkjs morris a literal 13 year old having guns on his lil' scooter thing.is UNIT ok.

omg even the vlinx TOT

the birds will sings again!!!!!!

dust of death mmm delicious alliteration

"im sorry there's nothing we can do. we're dead" vibes

loving this action sequence ngl

WATCHA TALKING ABOUT

maybe is not [insert character]. maybe mrs flood is just an old lady who is Like This.

"my true name" "ur true maker" whats her true maker if not RTD!!! / clowning

"we've got worse problems" that's gonna come back to bite him skdfljdskl

does anyone remember the clara / 1 paintdoktahwho comic "dont take that one. take the tv"

thats what im thinking ot

(askdjlad UGH my iplayer stopped so i refreshed and while skipping to the place i think i spoiled my self for susan ?? TOT sutpid internet stupid preview skipping thumbnail function grrrr) im not a tardis smasher in general but the memory tardis….. would. maybe

"remember it harder" i would be a useless companion here tbh. memory of a goldfish.i would doom the earth.

IT'S A TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S TELLING THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE

I MADE A JIGSAW OF YOUR HISTORY SDKLFJSLKJF

AAAAAGHHH

sdflkdfj sutekh spining in the vortex. 2 cute

the temple……….. tardis as the thing in the hill meta INTENSIFIES

"so many secrest" um TIMELESS CHILD FUGITIVE MEMORIES FOBWATCH????

oh ok i jut got spoiled for the clip OF susan sdlkfjdskl FALSE ALARM FOLKS

"never yours again, never"

my angels of death………………..

"i find that good" i feel they did this same exact phrasing once for a "death is beautiful" monster like this but i cant remember which story?

also, flux? flux anyone? 13 vs entropy itself?

"i am an extinction event" OOF

(oh this clicks on why the doctor clings sm to living / immortality despite how much it hurts)

memory is a time machine TOT idk but that Hits Harder

"sutes" dlkjfslfk cute

"and doesnt it feel good?" holy shit

yayy mel's not dead yet

MEL GRABBING SIX'S COAT IM FINEIM FINE IM FINE

(idk why but that's what's made me cry slkfjsd)

"ruby roo" sdkljsfd

lasdkj if a regular tardis is 6 people driven then a memory tardis is probably meant to be piloted by every single doctor and companion ever

"meleanie b" TOT (doctor trait unlocked: when 15 is stressed he intensifies on the cutsey nicknames)

CHEKOV'S INGELLITEN GLOVE !!!!! damn i thought for a second about putting that on my bingo card but didnt skldfj

i like that the subtext of "when disaster comes, he's there" / "the tardis is an ommen of death" & "he has one constant companion… death" isn't literally being stated as being "sutekh did it lol" lol cause that would feel a lil cheap. i think instead rtd took a smarter choices of keeping that subtext, but keeping it that stricly speaking what sutekh did was just putting the susan copies everywhere.

73 yards……………

omg wait so in a memory tardis u can remmeber anything to existence………….. what if heiimagines susan at the end

(MOLECULAR BOND ROGUE CALL BACK?)

73 yards…………. HOW DO U KNOW THAT. I JUST DO. SHE'S JUST GOOD AT CONVERTING UNITS DAMN. LET RUBY BE GOOD AT UNIT CONVERSIONS DOCTOR.

ohh wait so this connects perception filters and 73 yards. put on a pin on that (and presumably……. taking down the perception filter is what happened re: ruby? that's why people ran away? people saw beyond her perception filter to the elderitch abomination bellow?)

"you've landed on earth a 100th times" is probably a huuude understimation lol

"she was reborn stronger each time. this monumental figure" dr. who as a cultural institution meta

shots outside the tardis my beloved

1999….. the movie... 2005 …. obvious. 1066 was the fire of london right? with 5?

this is rlly working for me ngl. dr who is all about death meta but it's literal but it's not

and a lso the whole. when u are a time traveler everyone is already dead. we must be like ghosts to u . etc etc

telos… THE OOD SPHERE noooo

mel being like "well…. at least 1% of the universe is fine. that's all right then" .

this |5 "it's all my fault" beat feels a lil' weird until u remember [all the traumas] / flux trauma and then it's like yeah i getchu doc i too take everything bad that happens as proof that it is my fault even tho, factually, it makes no sense as a reaction. trauma/depression girlies united.

THE SUN IS DEAD. rip 42's sun.

omg thank u sutekh for finally fixing that over-blue colorization in the unit set. not all heroes wear capes tbh.

aaaand the end.

fade to black.

doctor who is done! we can all go home and become trekkies everybody. congrats!

[ausern4me]

WHAT WAS THAT?!

stuff from today episode

do not ship it in the slightest. in fact i think its the worse ship ever

ALSO THAT BITCH DID IT ON PURPOSE. SHE MUST KNOW HOW TREVOR (MY LIL POOKIE) FEELS. SHE MUST KNOW!!!!! I HATE HER WITH A PASSION

he seemed genuinely upset tho THATS A GOOD SIGN RIGHT??? his face is so :c coded

AWWW HE WAS GUNNA TELL HIM!!

I hate derek so much right now grrrr i mean look how stupid he is

"but ive got to go. bye trev."

I HATE BUT LOVE THAT PART okay maybe i dont hate derek so much

woah back of head reveal

OMG I LOVED THIS SCENE SO MUCH IT WAS SO FUNNY AND JUST SO TREVOR AHHHH

hes such a fruity slay host

I LOVE THAT HE PLAYED MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS PART (only good good good thing about this eposide LOTS OF TREVOR SCENESSSS

HE IS SO SILLY

AGAIN hes such a slay, like the walk DANG WHAT DOES DEREK SEE IN KRYSTAL!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

THE LIL BEANSTALK POOKIE

HE FEELS TOMS PAIN

:(

hes so fruity

hes so happy LOOK AT THE BOI he finally gets to use his ideas

the face of heartbreak <<<<<<<<<<//////////33333333333333

ew like they arnt even cute just so ew

"krystal its a tent" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

she looks awkward, trevor looks confused/horrified/upset/hearbroken derek does not give a shit

hes so :c

AHHH I FEEL FOR TREVOR

#tryingnottolookbroken

WTF IS THAT FACE LMFAO I LOVE IT

remembering he was gunna confes

he lookes like hes about to dance

open leg stance

NOOOOO ARGH NOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO I CANT NO NO NO NO I CANT

TREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOO

[duffs-balls]

The Dilfest

HELLOOO GUYSS

the title is kinda joke cause this is just a silly story so i cant think of a good title

anyway like i said this is a silly little story abt velvet revolver era duff hihi he makes me so horny please someone let me go back in time and fuck him🤗

IF YOU NOTICE ANY SPELLING/GRAMMAR MISTAKES TELL ME PLEASEEE YOU WOTN SOUND LIKE A NERDY BITCH I PROMISE

ALSO IF UOU HAVE ANY PROMPTS YOUD LIKE ME TO WRITE U CAN COMMENT OR DM ME ALTHOUGJ I DONT WRITE VERY FAST BC IT AINT MY PRIORITY BUT WHATEVA

ANYWAY this is just some fluff bc yes

uhh warnings?? i guess smoking, drinking and dilfs

GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF EGGRRRRRRBARKAAAABRAKWOOOFFFFGRRRRGRRRRRNNNNBARJ BARK BARK WOOF

I saw him there again, smoking a cigar. He looks oh-so hot. His wavy, blonde hair framing his face just right. His low-rise black flare jeans. His tight shirt.

Jesus Christ.

I saw him sitting at the same bar, in the same spot, at the same time a week ago. He wouldn’t order any alcoholic drinks, just water or an energy drink. He was with another guy last week, but he was alone today. I could go and talk to him. Should I? No. Maybe? No, what if he already has someone? No ring. Maybe he’ll think I’m annoying. Should I just wait until he talks to me? Maybe he won’t see me. Is my hair alright? Fuck, he’s so hot. He’s coming my way now.

Hold up, he’s coming my way? Holy shit. Shit, shit, shit. Look away, look away.

“Hey.”

Oh, Lord.

“Huh? Oh, hey.” I smile at him, my heart racing in my chest. He sits down on the chair next to me. Fuck, his thighs. He’s even hotter up close.

“I saw you lookin’ at me, honey.” His smirk. Oh my God, his smirk.

“Oh, did you?” My voice is trembling slightly, an awkward smile on my face. Dumbass. Get your shit together.

“Yeah, I did.” He reaches up and brushes a lock of hair away from my face, tucking it behind my ear. I couldn’t help but lean into his touch. I could feel my cheeks heating up, and the chuckle rumbling from deep in his throat was the confirmation.

“What’s your name, babe?” His voice was low and raspy, the corners of his mouth still curled up into a slight smirk.

“Y/n.” His hand came down onto my thigh, stroking up and down with a gentle but firm grip. I started to relax a little, not as shocked and frozen as I was at first anymore. I glance down at his hand, before adding; “And you are…?”

“Duff.” I didn’t expect a name like that. But then again, he did look like some sort of rockstar. “McKagan.”

Y/n McKagan..

No. I just met him.

“Really? Your name’s Duff?” A small, disbelieving smile tugs at my lips. He chuckles and nods. His laugh was so sexy. So pretty.

“I like that.” I say softly, taking another sip of my drink.

“Yeah?” He couldn’t take his eyes off me. He watches me drink, his eyes locked on my face, before moving down to my neck as I swallow.

“Yeah.” I put my glass back down on the bar before turning to him. I look into his eyes, and completely drift off to a whole ass different universe. Completely lost in each other, none of us says anything. It isn’t a weird, uncomfortable silence, though. It’s just silence, and it’s okay.

Until I snap out of it, clearing my throat as I realise he might not be staring at me in the same way I was at him. I look away, chugging the rest of my drink to try and get my racing mind to calm the fuck down a little.

“Well, I’d better get going.”

WHAT?? No way in HELL that just came out of my mouth. Fuck. Better roll with it now.

“What? Why?” He stands up right after I do, reaching out to grab my hand. Holy shit. He grabbed my hand. Now that we’re both standing up, I notice how he towers over me. How the fuck is he so tall?

“Uh, I told my friend I’d be back by now.” Lie.

“Friend..? Boy… friend?” Was he really asking this? Woah.

“No, no. Not boyfriend. Just.. Friend.” I smile at him, not being able to resist weaving my fingers through his. I can’t believe I’m actually holding hands with him. Oh my god. I can’t.

“Okay, well, I really gotta get rollin’.” I smile at him and let go of his hand, waiting for a moment, unsure of what to do before slowly turning and walking away. I should’ve told him I liked talking to him. Fuck. I might never see him again. Should I just turn around? I could. No, that’d be weird. Why is this so hard? It’s never so hard. Fuck. I’m already out the door now, can’t go back.

I do the riskiest thing and look over my shoulder. He was still looking at me. Shit, shit, shit. What do I do? Panic. Look away. FUCK. Why’d I look away? Oh my God.

I walk home, almost bumping into multiple people on the street because I was so lost in thought. I couldn’t get him out of my head. He was so gorgeous, and so sweet. I could’ve still been talking with him right now. Fuck me.

/Fast forward: One week\

He kept popping up into my head all week. When I’d watch a movie, there he was. When I’d be out getting some stuff from the store, there he was. When I’d be laying in bed at night trying to sleep, there he was. The sound of his voice, the sight of his smile, the feel of his hand. Fuck.

I need to find him.

I decide to go to the same bar I went to last week and the week before where I’d seen him, having the highest expectations.

I’m walking way faster than normal, passing everyone on the sidewalk as I make my way to the bar. Please, please, please, let him be there.

Okay, we’re in. Many people, many faces. I slowly walk through the crowd, frantically looking around for him. Fuck. Can’t see him. I sit down with a sigh, ordering some vodka. The liquid disappears quickly as I keep anxiously looking around for him, and soon there’s a new, full glass next to my empty one. I can feel myself getting drunker as I keep on drinking drink after drink. I’d never been a big drinker, but for some reason I couldn’t stop tonight. My sight is getting blurry and I’m starting to get dizzy as someone approaches me. My eyes light up as I recognise him, a big smile appearing on my face. I’m so relieved to see him and too drunk to care as I hug him. “Duff!” I exclaim. He chuckles and returns the hug, his strong arms wrapping around my waist. “Y/n!” He says in the same tone as me, although he’s doing it a little to mock me.

I pull back and sit on the chair I was previously sitting on, my hand coming to rest on his knee. “I was looking for you.” I tell him, my voice slurred. “Oh, yeah?” He chuckles, finding my drunken state amusing. “Mhm.” I nod, smiling goofily. I knew I was making a fool out of myself, but I didn’t realise that then in my drunkenness.

“How much did you drink, love?” His smile was making me melt. “Uh, I dunno. They took my empty glasses away.”

We talked for a bit, although it wasn’t all that since I was wasted.

“Maybe we should go home.” He suggests after some time.

“Awe, really? I don’t wanna leave you just yet, babe.” I pout slightly before breaking out into a smile. I playfully tug at his bottom lip with my thumb, finding it funny for some reason. I’d started calling him babe, not even noticing that I was doing it.

“Come. You can stay with me.” Holy shit. Is this happening?

He stood up, before offering his hand to pull me up. This is happening. I grin up at him and stumble slightly as I stand up, grabbing his arm to steady myself. He chuckles at me, sneaking his arm around my waist to keep me from falling. “I like how you think.” I murmur. I can’t keep my eyes off him as we make our way out the bar, resulting in me stumbling even more.

I lean heavily on him as we walk down the street to the parking lot, although he doesn’t seem to mind. He can easily hold me up, and I’m pretty sure that’s because he works out. Sexy.

There’s a bit of playful banter going on as we get to his car, and I smirk up at him as he helps me into the passenger’s seat. He grabs my seatbelt and leans over me to put it on, his arms flexing right in front of my face. He closes the door and hurries to the other side of the car, getting in and putting on his own seatbelt. Once he looks to the side, he sees that I’m already passed out cold. He chuckles and starts the car, pulling out of the parking lot while glancing over at me now and then.

After a few moments, I fall sideways in my sleep as he makes a turn, my head falling onto his shoulder. My hand instinctively reaches out to hold onto his arm, and I snuggle a little closer to him. He chuckles softly and places a kiss to the top of my head, before looking back at the road.

WASSUP SLUUUUTTSSSS

YES THERE WILL BE A PART TWO TO THIS DONT WORRY POOKIES

GUYS HERE IT IS

also dont mind how unrealistic the drunk thing is this is coming from a 13 year old guy called ben fucking bitterbal who has never drunk alcohol or been drunk so idk if u have tips on how to write it better just tell mr also

heres some more pics i didnt feel like dragging up to the top of this thing hihi

[thedecadenceofwar]

a wildly incomplete list of things i fucking loved about this season

i just finished it it’s 1:30 am motherfuckers we’re doing this

-wille just fucking??? freezing?? every time he sees simon?? like baby... his brain was mush

-how fucking gorgeous omar rudberg is i know this is not specific to this season but i had to get it out there

-rosh fucking training simon on the football field to try to get him in rowing shape

-ayub and simon turning the lights off simultaneously on facetime

-that whole friend group actually they were so fucking supportive like they were fucking awesome

-red string lights making a reappearance

-the broken frog prince snow globe being one of the first things simon notices when he’s in willes room

-uhhhh wille closing the curtains and then how it CUT TO BLACK RIGHT AFTER. yes that’s a fourth wall break. we are the observers, the greedy audience demanding more of wilhelm, more of his life, commenting on the fucking sex tape he didn’t consent to, and he finally pulled the curtains around his private life. they deserved this one and it was brilliantly done

-honestly... okay frida and malte’s chemistry was insane, i don’t know how they almost made me LIKE AUGUST but i did, the moments where they were giggling in bed together were cute

-simon being a slut (complimentary). he deserves it.

-also his orange “fuck-you” sweater. i called it his spite sweater

-WAIT SIMON KEEPING WILLE’S FUCKING SWEATER UNDER HIS PILLOW? IM GRRRR BARK BARK

-SIMON TELLING MARCUS THE FISH DONT HAVE NAMES GHDJSKF

-SIMON STARING AT THE FISH

-wille going to therapy and immediately once he understood the issue PUT THE BALL IN SIMON’S COURT. “That’s the situation, that’s how I feel.” Oh my GOD

-STELLA AND FREDRICKA???? GIRLS ??? GAY ? BI ????? QUEER????? STELLA WROTE FREDRICKA A UCKING LOVE LETTER????

-stella telling sara about her feelings and how scared she was and then SARA THREW IT BACK IN HER FACE like i WAS LIVING FOR THE DRAMA OF IT GIRL YOU CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!!!!!

-simons song was so good im having heart palpitations and omar’s voice.. im gonna be sick

-speaking of being sick wille’s anxiety manifesting itself physically when simon tells him he’s going to the cops. he didn’t want to be crown prince and in that moment he felt like his life was over and.... im gonna kiss his forehead and make it better thats all

-wille picking up the anxiety pamphlet and then awkwardly trying to put it away and then hiding it in his coat... hes not slick

-the moment they have in that coat room before wille’s speech when they’re just existing in each others space

-how much they just existed in each others’ space in general and how you could TELL how much they enjoyed it, all the smiles EVERY TIME THEY KISSED like they MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY

-AND THEY FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO!!!!

-IT WAS ME IN THE VIDEO

-JAG ÄLSKAR DIG

[rzyraffek]

Grrrr open orders? I want one of Jason, Jesse, Billy Lenz and Thomas(and if you want put more) with a Y/N who loves teasing them and tickling them or pinching their sides

Omg yasssss

Thanks for request btw

Slasher being tickled

I dont writte for Jesse i never seen a movie with him sorry. Request open

List of characters:Jason Voorhees, Billy Lenz, Thomas Hewitt, Micheal Myers, Corey Cunningham

(I used they/them)

Jason:

He cant talk, but oh boy he is ticklish, he will move his shoulders up and down(like when you laugh) very fast

If he could laugh he would be giggling so loud rn, also if y/n is ticklish aswell he will to tickle fight(he will let y/n win)

Also please everytime y/n pinches his sides he goes😳 because he thinks is super cute and silly

Also dont tease him, he will pass out due to love and embarasment

Billy Lenz

Will do tickle fight but kinda forgets in middle of it and starts biting y/n or laying on them(billi boi gets sweepy easly)

He is the type of person to laugh super loud and If y/n pinches him he will get spooked and kick drop you /hj

He is super ticklish, he will try to fight y/n back but its easy to overpower him while he wheezes for air

Dont try to tease this little rat men will take it too seriously and vent to his rat army that lives in y/n attic (y/n has No clue)

Thomas

When y/n tries to sneakly tickle from behind he will just turn his head around and do 🤨🧍

I dont think be was ever tickled before? Like his family isnt the most lovable and charming ever. Y/n has to explain whats fun about tickles... well bad idea he will tickle them so hard that they almost pass out

Well in his defence-y/n didnt tell him that person cant breath while being tickled

Also He always gets a bit tense when y/n pinch him unexpected, but its still cute how y/n tries to spook him or make him laugh

Micheal:

He is God of pretending he does not have tickles(hes super ticklish he just know how to act)

So he doesnt like when y/n does that(hes worried they will find out and tease him about it)

If y/n tries to suprise attack him he will slowly grab their arms(while they tickle him) so they cant move them, and just kill them with eye contact, a long eye contact

If y/n ever menages to make him chuckle( it will be the most quiet chuckle ever) he will be angy :(

Corey:

Is ticklish(mostly on neck) y/n will find out when they tried to kiss him there and he just went: woah babe🤨🤨thats a nono zone?😒

If y/n is ticklish he will have the most evil plan ever. He will pretent he wants some cuddles and when y/n lays on him (or next to him, or on his lap) he will hug them really thight and starts tickling them. He is cruel he wont stop

The only way y/n can get out of this situation is either somehow tickling him back or pinching his sides, he will do a suprised gasp and go 🤯did you just 😓pinch me😭(sorry for big amount of emojis im aware)

Request open as always, thanks for those.

[diodellet]

i feel like a lot of people tend to overlook the tsl musical event++the "with me" rehearsals as a tell-tale sign that simeon is not just the warm-hearted angelic figure he appears as 88% of the time.

like...as luke's guardian figure he prefers to let luke figure things out on his own instead of spoonfeeding the answer (tbh id take solomon as a mentor, i dont want to flaunt my stupidity)

++also his id pic shows that he has resting bitch face (and a strong one at that) i like to think that he just smiles a lot bcs 1.) the sinblings are sorta his family too and 2.) he cant drop that reliable facade in front of luke (WE WERE ROBBED IN S4 GRRRR WE COULDVE HAD A FALLING OUT IN LUKE AND SIMEONS RELATIONSHIP GRRRRR SOLMARE U FUCKING COWARDS)

then again thinking of how Retconned everyth is in the nightbringer story what hope is there for simeons character arc whatever🙃🙃

[ajarorworms]

fuck it mephone4 headcannons

was a little jealous of the egg bc fan was a WAY better father figure than cobs-

NEEDS schedules, if something goes off schedule he'll get upset

genuinely doesn't understand how to act "normally" around people, and especially doesn't know how to make friends

dyslexic, GAD and autistic

massive fear of blood, like he feels sick whenever he sees it bc he's not used to seeing it at all

all mephones files are keyboard smashes or dumb phrases

feels so awkward holding a regular sized phone, he doesnt know wether it's like holding a figurine of yourself of holding a baby

speaking of babies he has no clue how that shi works, for a while he assumed that everyone else was ALSO artificially made until mepad informed him they arent, but when he inquired further mepad just laughed and shook his head, to this day mephone still doesnt know

he also doesnt know how to take care of a baby, or a child, since he basically is a child-

used to stim (autistic ass /j), doesnt anymore bc cobs always told him to stop (grrrr i hate corn)

has trouble putting his feelings into words/telling people how he feels (eg, "i feel sad" or "im doing good!") since he doesn't even understand 90% of his emotions anyway

RUSTY ASS MF

gets a mini jumpscare any time he sees a meeple store in public

cant fucking drive

once unscrewed his arm and threw it at someone

use to talk to the meeple employees and ask them stuff, even though he wasn't rlly allowed

sometimes he struggles with stairs bc his little robotic brain can't understand them

changes his wallpaper every april 1st to fuck with his contestants

[milksnake-tea]

IM HAPPY THAT YOU LIKE MERMAIDS, no because Asian mermaids in ancient murals are so underrated. They usually have fancy jewelry and stuff.

YES, you're right about reader splashing him with the tail. Also I can see reader ranting about Imbibitor Lunae when she's mad at him underwater so there's notorious gurgling sounds from the water with tons of bubbles on top. Angry mermaid noises >:(

BUT imagine Imbibitor Lunae arguing with reader (who's underwater) in front of the high cloud quintet but all they see is a dragon arguing with gurgling water 😭

-🧠

(on pc rn so i cant emoji and it is drastically affecting my mood :( )

okay this is embarrassing as an asian person but im american so i think that cancels it out BUT I HAVENT SEE ASIAN MERMAIDS BEFOREEE kinda want to now they sound GRGRGRGRGRRR

NAUR THE GURGLING... ID BE SO EMBARRASSED

no itd be interesting if mermaid reader talked in like hisses and growls when shes cursing IL out because thats the mother tongue of mermaids, so dan feng just hears "GRRRR" and he lets out the most offended gasp ever

tbh if i was one of the high cloud quintet id just tell the vidyadhara that i think their high elders kinda kooky if ykw i mean

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

🥺archer emiya

favorite thing about them

incredibly funny how w so many characters that have been released he still consistently makes like top four on reddit popularity polls every time. ik thats a nothing fact compared to what i could go with but its very iconic of him tbh

least favorite thing about them

smug bicnh. ok stupid comment aside his np/reality marble line always drives me a little batty bc it feels grammatically incorrect but whenever i actually look at it i cant figure out in what way. grrrr

also its wack that one of his secret gardens in ccc is locked if you play as the male mc. youre really trying to tell me this man isnt bisexual?

also all his bg stuff and outfits related to it implies he probably contributed to the instability somewhere in western asia as a mercenary. :/

favorite line

'i am the bone of my sword' kinda suggestive innit it. what are you trying to say

im sorry i wish i could give you a more indepth examination but ive barely gotten through the fate route and the ccc playthrough i watched was gilgamesh so i dont know much about him outside of his more chill fgo side

brOTP

really funny how he and cu chullain are cosmically fated to consistently annoy the shit out of each other

i also like him and saber being friends :)

OTP

cognitive behavioral therapy. also dont dislike stuff like yariyumi tbh

nOTP

rin. that was like the girl he had a crush on when he was a highschooler and when he sees her still a highschooler hes like 'damn past me was stupid as shit shes like 8 or whatever' (he has forgotten past him was also a highschooler)

random headcanon

true good end is where he quits the counterforce and gets really into decorative patisserie work/j

unpopular opinion

shipping him w pseudoservants like ishtar and parvati just bc of who their host bodies are is disrespectful to the characters of like shirou, emiya, the goddesses, AND the original fsn girls in question. like for god's sakes just go write fsn fanfic since clearly thats what you want to be working with. he doesnt even really care for them the same way shirou does he was more like an au adult version of shirou who had mostly forgotten what the girls he went to highschool with were like anyway and has way less attachment to them as a result. he might be friendly to them bc of the grail war connection but i really doubt he'd want to date them even if they were receptive (and lbr, neither rin nor sakura nor saber ever seemed to be attracted to archer specifically)

song i associate with them

physically struggling not to just put last stardust here. this is actually a counterforce song i think

favorite picture of them

hate him so much <3

[dearlyjun]

Omg I almost hit unfollow instead of talk I WAS LIKE NOOOO!!

Ooooo thats so nice!! Being a Multistan is great until you become broke! My first kpop group was Exo I remember Watching Monster and looking at Baekyun and being like who is this man and why is he so pretty!! Ngl I hid the fact that I was into kpop when I was in High school because it is so much more accepted now than back in like 2016! I remember one time in my AP Econ class I was sitting down and my school played a minute of a song before the bell rang and they played TT by twice and this guy behind me says "just like tt" AND I TURNED SO FAST!! I was like this isnt happening! we were both so shocked to find out the other was into kpop.

I am ENFJ from my last test result I took one last year!

I SAW A TT today and it was people making fun of californians because were all freezing our asses off rn! I really need to buy warmer clothing. I say this but I slept in shorts and a t shirt with the fan on last night....I KNOWW. I dont think I would enjoy driving in the snow that much. I feel like I would be stressed 24/7.

Japan is soooo nicee ive always wanted to visit!!

I saw your post about online schooling and let me tell you Ive always hated it. It feels so weird and you cant meet anyone and its lonely!!

Oh my god IM SORRY I TALK A LOT

ang please I love talking whether that’s to other people or just to myself so please I don’t mind!! 😭 (also hope if it’s okay if I call you a million variations of your name / nicknames because I do that lol)

ah I have actually known about seventeen since their debut in 2015 but I didn’t become a carat until 2022. weird shit. and I liked bts a teensy bit in 2019 when mots: persona came out but again….stopped listening. then the kpop stan came full force in april 2022. maybe it’s a good thing I wasn’t a kpop stan back in the day bc the pain of not seeing concerts sucks real bad. I actually don’t have any kpop stan besties irl, I’ve just converted my sister 🤠 she likes most of the same groups as me, just not the girl groups. (well she’s a casual newjeans listener)

I don’t even know what the weather is like in cali lol but I guess your cold is different from my cold. it’s like 35° here and I just went to the gym in a hoodie and a winter vest. we’re actually about to get some snow I think….grrrr😠 and yeh driving in it sucks. I’ve driven in snow storms so bad that you have to like sit up and drive in silence the whole way because you have to lock in.

since im going into the automotive industry, my mom has big hopes for me to work in Japan someday. even if its just temporary like a year or so. Im hoping after I graduate college i can travel there for fun and “plant the seeds.” BUT!! I have to learn some of the language first. im too sporadic with it and really need to buckle down.

yeah…..im a lonely girly lately. it’s really getting to me. I’m in my second to last semester of school and doing everything all online is just so very sad. I yearn for friendships.

[night-raven-miscellany]

O-KAYYYY U KNOW WHAT TIME IT ISSS :DDDD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASIMIR THE SILLIEST SILLY TO EVER SILLY <333

ask game avalanche incominng !!!!!!!! o((>ω< ))o

👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 , 📱 , 🪞 , 🪽 , 🌹 , 🖼️ , 🛏️ , 🌅 for the lovelyyy casimirr YAAYYY !!

can u tell im very very hyped >:3

IF THATS TOO MANY FEEL FREE TO JUST PICK N CHOOSE :D

i actually have no idea if the emojis that come up as squares for me will also be squares for you if i paste them so uh . SORRY IF THEY ARE -- theyr the mirror and the wing in that order (presumably anyway . the uhh if not dorm which other dorm and if anywhere where would u go? ones) (js stick to the quesetion descriptions maybe i might have mixed up the emojis i cant see them so i cant tell ...) nd also mb this is. way after i said id do it a teacher had the audacity to tell me to get back on task. grrrr.

(✨hiiii sorry it took me a bit to get to this lol that's so real tho actually. I did get to answer 🌹 and 🛏️ in my earlier ask post so im gonna leave those ones out BUT if it isn't linked in this post, I'll add a link to it later!)

"ooook Casimir. I'm back, and, surprise surprise, you've got some more questions! The people have some things they wanna know and I'm the vessel that's gonna be used to convey that info to em."

"'Vessel...' Oh, my dearest servant, Yuna?! Have you decided to begin adopting a more evil vocabulary?!?!?!"

"No it's just. Nevermind. Y'know what? Sure. At least for today."

👨‍👨‍👦‍👦

"Anyways. The first question that this lucky reader has for you today is... What's your family like?"

"My family? Ah... well... It is truly nothing special. At home, I have three other family members, aside from myself. You have likely heard tales of my lovely mother, who resembles beauty and grace both as she exists in the world, an angel amongst mortals, truly! Then... of course, there is my father. He's a professional court musician within the Queendom of Roses, but frequently travels and performs elsewhere. He's the reason I play the violin as much as I do...

Oh! And I have an older brother as well. He followed in my father's footsteps, though, and so I don't see him nearly as often as I used to. Not that we ever saw each other very often anyways, though- there's quite an age gap between the two of us, you see. I do wonder how he is currently holding up."

"Well... maybe you should check in with him at some point? I'm sure he'd love to hear from you."

"Perhaps you have a point... though I doubt I would be met with welcoming arms and excitement... probably more confusion and frustration, if he's turned out anything like my father..."

"That's... a lot to get into for a birthday interview..."

"Yes... it is..."

"...

OOOOKAY.... Let's move on then, shall we?"

📱

"Next question! Er... more just a general prompt, but why don't you tell the audience a bit about your hobbies."

"Oh! That is certainly a much more pleasing topic. I dedicate many of my spare hours towards honing my magical abilities! After all. I can't possibly measure up to the one true Demon Overlord of NRC if I don't!"

"Well... you wanna talk a bit about how you accomplish that?"

"Ah- well... Usually I will lock myself in my lair or spend time in the lounges of Diasomnia and utilize whatever sacred texts and grimoires I have handy to practice as many spells as I can.

I also occasionally take the wisdom imparted unto me through lessons and work for countless hours in order to perfect those spells and potions! It.... doesn't exactly always work out, though... I've been confronted by the demon overlord's lackeys (my dormmates) numerous times for some of my attempts to perfect them. Practicing the spells I already know is also how I was permanently banned from the domain of Ignihyde..."

"Ah. So you were behind the legendary power outage incident of like. two months ago when Idia had a conniption fit"

"Yes, unfortunately... However that wasn't entirely my fault? It was... a rough situation that I must regale you with the tale of another time..."

🪞

"Alright, this next question is one of my favorite interview questions to ask but... If you could join any dorm that wasn't your current one, which dorm would you pick and why?"

"Why that question is simple! I greatly admire the students of Pomefiore, and, being a member of the drama club, engage with them quite frequently... for the most part. The grace and strength and powerful auras they exude are most fascinating, indeed. I understand that it is not a dorm for the weak-willed, however, but I am certainly not weak-willed in the least! I would be more than up to the challenge of embodying the tenacious spirit of the Beautiful Queen, so long as I were given the chance to gain that power..."

🪽

"Ooh a fun answer! Again, I love that question so much... you never know what you're gonna hear.

Anyways, my next question for you is this: If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?"

"Hm... well compared to that previous inquiry, which was quite simple, this one is a bit more complex... Despite the fact that my father and brother both traveled a lot and have occasionally told me about their ventures, I myself am... not very well-traveled in the least. If I had to pick anywhere, though... I would love to someday see the mountains of the northern Shaftlands myself. I've heard that they are cold, yet beautiful. Growing up in the mountains myself, I've always found them to be lovely scenery, and so if I could someday visit the towns and cities in the mountains of another country? I believe I would truly enjoy that."

🖼️

"I've been to a little town in the mountains of the Shaftlands before. It was for a local festival for one of my friends, but it really was how you described; cold and beautiful. Maybe if I get an invite again, I'll see if you can tag along."

"Oh! Most excellent indeed!"

"Mhm. Oh! Yeah! I'm almost done the questions here, but this is the next one: Which of the Great Seven do you look up to the most?"

"Well. Obviously it would be the Thorn Fairy!"

"Wait... really? I was starting to figure with all your reverence for Pomefiore it would be the Beautiful Queen, haha."

"I mean- It would not be a stretch to say that I respect her, yes... but the Thorn Fairy?! She's absolutely by far the most magnificent of the Seven! She radiates such a fearsome and powerful aura, but was so kind as to grant a blessing to a young princess, even if she was not invited to the birthing... why, I know I would be beyond angry, so to handle such a situation with such grace? She's a perfect example of the ideal evil overlord! Granted, she still does not hold a candle to the Mountain Demon, in my opinion, but she is still by far my favorite of the Seven!"

🌅

"Okay, this will be the last question I have for you from this batch, BUT: Are you more of a night owl or an early bird? Does this conflict with your roommates at all?"

"Well... the assumption that most would make is that because I am a descendant of the night fae, I would be more of a 'night owl'. And that assumption would be entirely correct, in all honesty. I'd prefer to be more of an early-riser, but... I can just never get myself fully awake until halfway through my day... Many of my peers suggest different elixrs (drinks) to me in the hopes that they might work but I've found that I am... quite sensitive to such beverages...

It is quite unpleasant sometimes, but I've learned to adapt in my own way.

As for whether or not it brings me into conflict with my peers... not at all! The lackeys whom reside in my lair are also very active during the nighttime hours, and so it is not often any sort of issue when I am up until the witching hours, as if I am up until then, they are out until the dawn. Honestly, it's almost concerning, sometimes."