#also he calls the bot a good boy then corrects it to good bot in the end and blushes and like?? you know how ppl

[entropy-sea-system]

I accidentally snapped another needle at the eye again even though this time it was the right kind of needle ....😭

[brights-place]

Valorant Agent Headcannons

Pairings: None <33

Warnings: Fluff, Sillies, Headcannons,

A/N: My friend and I were rambling and writing stupid headcannons after playing a comp match so here we are \(･◡･)/

-Yoru is double jointed -Sage is heavily questioning her sexuality

-Omen is heavily questioning his mental insanity -Phoenix has a sneaker collection -Raze and KJ wake everyone up with there bots

-Chamber when he gets mad he starts speaking french sassily -Kay/0 has a file that's filled with comfort shows for the agents -Kay/0 knows how to make pancakes and makes them for everyone -Skye drags every new agent into a run in the morning -Omen once made every agent a knitted sweater for christmas… Ugly sweaters for life <33 -Breach makes good swedish sweets for everyone -Wingman would make beaded bracelets to agents he likes -Gekko bought a bead set for wingman so he could make more bracelets -When Kay/0 feels petty at an agent he will translate their mother tongue into english for the others to hear ESPECIALLY when someone talks shit (reyna) -Neon knows how to play Bass -All the young agents have tried to make a band together -Sage likes to gossip with Iso over tea and boba -When Clove’s pissed they make fanfics of the other agents >:D -Fade plays with her haunts like yarn (CANNON) -Astra collects seashells for Harbor -Sova has once had a snow globe obsession. He would bring them back to show his grandmother and place it on a shelf -Gekko has called older agents slang names -Viper is obviously a coffee woman and Reyna is a tea woman -Jett has tried to make Skyes birds move faster SHE WAS NOT HAPPY -Deadlock & Sova sometimes have a snowman building contest -KJ likes anime but also phoenix who hides it -Yoru and KJ know phoenix like anime Yoru found out by seeing Phoenix dance to anime songs -Yoru would bring back trinkets for them but denies he thought about them (LIAR)

-Reyna wants to take up crocheting

-Astra is really good at the drums

-Gekko has gotten curious on how his little friends taste he made a list

-Deadlock braids hair, and helps breach braid his

-Iso is really good at cooking and cooks with Jett in his spare time.

-Similarly, Jett and Iso have cook offs and get the other agents to vote

-Clove sneakily puts pride flag toothpicks in everyone's food

-Raze sneaks love letters in everyones lockersand watches with breach and laughs

-Harbour has a bath bomb addiction and collects them like an insane person

-Brimstone has reading glasses

-Cypher gets gifts from everyone on fathers day and also mothers day

-Kj likes making forts

-Chamber corrects the waiters pronunciation at french restaurants

-Reyna plays basketball with Gekko and helps him aim

-Phoenix is trying to learn how to sew so he can make better jackets due to Jett trying to take them

-Clove has an etsy and the only people that buy are breach and gekko

-Neon VS Gekko in any sports (NEON WINS PINOY PRIDE MFS) -Deadlock is scared of dogs

-When Neon gets sick every agent fears for their lives. Her sneezes are BIG (Zoomies) - Neon and Jett get the zoomies if they have energy drinks or coffee -Brim is a BBQ dad he makes good burgers -Imagine Fade looking into Deadlock's nightmares and seeing Cub instead of the bear -Cypher has tinkered with Chamber,Raze, and KJ’s is tech for funsies -Cypher will use people’s fetishes against them -Sova wears one of omens knitted scarves when he goes hunting -Omen gets overwhelmed by crowds sometimes so he likes to hide somewhere quietly -Jett would GRIND on Wuthering Waves and Honkai Star Rail

-Sova has different variations of prosthetic eyes and sometimes he gets gifted weirder or cooler looking ones for fun -Sova as a party trick has taken his prosthetic eye out and some younger agents who haven’t known scream like a banshee -Phoenix is a mama’s boy (I BELIEVE HE HAS TWO MUMS)

-Sage has binged Avatar The Last Airbender many times and takes inspiration from Katara

-Jett has a hidey hole full of other agents' belongings. Yoru’s knives, Phoenix’s shoes, Cyphers hat (sometimes)

-Yoru has tried time travelling, Phoenix jokes about it all the time

-When someone has a bad day, cypher watches over them over the camera to make sure they aren't doing anything bad to themself

-Yoru gives haircuts and is actually good, but he keeps yapping while using his different knives

-Gekko sings creep by radiohead in the shower when he's sad and Neon films from outside the door and jokes about it

-Omen gets too much candy due to being treated as a trick or treater

reblogs + comments are appreciated ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

©brights-place 2023 — do not repost on another platform, copy, translate or edit my works! if you fit my DNI list please don't interact!

[polygonal-trees]

Welcome new Transformers fans!

You might have seen this Don't Make Me Tap The Sign meme floating around. Transformers One has been out for a little while now so I want to expand on it as well as some other TF fandom things.

What does "Transformers doesn't have a set canon" actually mean?

Essentially, every new Transformers story is a reboot. They might draw from or expand on concepts from previous iterations but canonically each continuity family is separate. This means all lore is extremely flexible - origin stories, relationships, even personalities can change wildly between iterations and while some may be better or worse than others, they are all equally canon.

For example: Orion Pax was a dock worker in G1, an archivist in Prime, and a miner in TF One. None of these contradict each other.

Continuities also tend to share ideas without being directly connected. For example Transformers One draws from Transformers Prime in multiple ways (e.g. it features Airachnid) but it is not a prequel to Prime and in fact directly contradicts it. Yes I know there's a guy on xitter claiming tfone is a prequel to the Bay movies but he's wrong.

What is a continuity family?

Most storylines include tie-in novels, comics, video games, and other shows that all share the same canon.

The Aligned Continuity is the most well known. It consists of Transformers Prime, Rescue Bots, Rescue Bots Academy, Robots in Disguise 2015, multiple video games, and some tie-in novels and comics. They are all ostensibly set in the same canon... except the Aligned Continuity is inconsistent so even its lore is loose :')

My point is that while every continuity is separate, some shows are connected.

(Sorry if this is confusing. It is confusing. You get used to it)

What about fanon?

The Transformers franchise is old enough that a lot of fanon has become so pervasive it exists in a sort of nebulous space where it feels like it could be canon or at least become canon once enough fans are working for Hasbro but essentially: oh boy is there a lot of fanon

For example: seeker trines, doorwing speak, the Unicron Singularity and all forms of robot sex (sorry) are fanon, but they appear so often in fanworks that it's easy to get confused (I know I do!)

It's safest to assume something isn't canon unless you've seen it in a show (and even then, it may only be canon to that particular show)

Can I mix-and-match in my own fanworks?

Absolutely! It's very common for creators to set a story in one continuity but transplant a character from another, or use a different backstory, or borrow whole plot points from different canons. Chop up that lore and make a delicious continuity soup.

So why is this important?

It is very, very, very, very, very frustrating to be "corrected" about something that isn't relevant, or to see someone critisize a show based on lore that doesn't apply, or to have a character be called OOC when they're not, etc. I think a lot of fandom slapfights could be avoided if more people understood how loose Transformers canon actually is. Do what you want with your own creations but please be mindful when it comes to interacting with other people's.

This is A Lot

You don't have to know everything about Transformers to be in the fandom and have a good time - if you're only interested in TF One that is perfectly alright, you don't need to watch every show and read every comic and play every game to be considered a fan of something.

But if you want to find out more I recommend checking out the TFWiki - it isn't perfect but it gives a good rundown of most general lore as well as details about specific shows.

That's it from me. I hope this is helpful! It's the sort of thing I would have liked to read when I first joined the fandom haha

[perpetuallyconfuzzled]

(spoilers for TF:ONE cause I am screaming over robots)

I just love what they did for Dee/Megs and Orion/Optimus SPECIALLY how their ideal-vs-flaws were a ticking time bomb covered in red flags but this bitches are colorblind and deaf and I just need to RAMBLE Optimus is a selfless bot that wishes the best for others and we all know that, hell first bit of the movie and we are given, like, five examples back to back of how much of an idealistic he is but he is also trying to get others to be a bit rebellious and challenge the ideas that miners are JUST that and they have to stay as such and normally that would be it right? look what a good boy cinnamon roll he is good job Mr. Hero but there is a flaw to him that I love how well it compliments him and most bots actually call him out on it [tho it is treated as him being selfish when that really isn't the correct word] cause damn it it IS something someone who has yet to learn how to be a leader can lack no matter how well intention you cause damn this orion who may be a selfless idealist is very VERY inconsiderate He destroys CYCLES of hard work Elita had done, Get's Dee to risk his neck for him to saving his ass like literally taking a punch meant for him for flipping the bird to a superior officer, said friend tells him NOT to try anything stupid and just watch the race with him but ends up tricking him into said race and dragged to level "you ain't seeing the light of day again bro" Orion has his heart on the right place, don't get me wrong, but keeps making his plans WITHOUT the input of those that will get directly affected by said plan, he really goes with the idea of "its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission" even when it can always end in terrible consequences to many a bot because, in the end it is for the benefit of cybertron right? This adventure has him learn to actually stop for a freaking second and TALK to others without DECIDING FOR THEM he actually has to convince them to follow him rather than throw the situation at them hoping for the best without considering the consequences like he did with Dee and Elita, he lowers down and is HONEST and doesn't just go "this is for the best!" but "are you with me then?" cause consequences are supposed to be faced together instead of thrown into them you are suppose to give them a choice sadly he ends up learning it far too late Meanwhile, Dee shows all the signs of a pretty loyal mech cause no matter what dumb situation Orion decides to put them through he jumps in to help and support him in the end; sure, he will ramble and bitch about the situation but he is right behind when it counts even if they don't see each other eye-to-eye but it is okay for Dee since that dumbass is HIS dumbass and, therefore, his responsibility. Yet somehow, the flaw that makes Dee Megatron, out off all the things is the one that was beyond the detonator for this doom friendship because as vibrant and rebellious as his best friend is and as much as he makes a show of Fanboying over Sentinel and Megatronus as if wishing to stand by them he is, at the end of the day, a conformist, you even see it as early as the first few minutes into the movie when he takes a punch in the face for Orion; even when Dee laments how badly the punch hurts he doesn't think it was uncalled for, hell he tells Orion he DESERVED to be punched for "stopping a superior and tell him what to do" He sees himself as a lower being and that those in power have the right to enforced their power over those stepping out of line even if it means HE gets abused by it, he views himself and the rest of the miners as the 'low class who just needs to serve for the better of cybertron' and that's it, he would LIKE to have more in life but dreaming such thing only brings pain in the long run so shuts down every conversation Orion has with him about 'trying to be more than they are' cause in the end "We are weak, they are strong, we can never do what they can so why should we mourn in things that can never change? we just need to carry on"

So it makes sense that when they find out about Sentinel's Betrayal the one that takes it the hardest is D-16 cause not only has he been lied to by the one at the top of it all who also had his unwavering loyalty but his entire worldview pretty much gets set on fire and broken beyond repair cause damn it, he thought he was brought to this world to pretty much be a lowly servant to those that deserve power, that he was just never meant to be like them but now you are telling him HE DID HAVE A CHANCE? HE WAS NOT BORN TO PLAY THE ROLE BUT FORCED INTO IT BY THE WHIMS OF A FALSE IDOL?! HE LAID IN THE GROUND AND BROKE MANY A TIME JUST FOR IT TO BE NOTHING BUT WASTE? FUEL FOR THOSE STRONGER WHO CLAIM THE TITLE NOT BY MERIT BUT BY SHEER LIES?!?! ALL THE ABUSE, ALL THE MISTREATMENT, ALL THE MINERS LOST UNDER THE RUBBLE, ALL THE TIMES HE NEVER LET HIMSELF DREAM OR WHICH FOR MORE ALL FOR A LIE and he fell for it like an idiot he had always fallen for it like an idiot he was DONE being everyone's fool Orion was a Selfless but Inconsiderate and to become Optimus he had to stop hearing his ideas and listen to those he valued

D-16 was a Loyal Conformist but to become Megatron he had to learn that if everyone lies to you, why should you keep listening?

[exdraghunt]

Secret Solonoid gift

This one goes out to @cao-the-dreamer

Mirage/Noah, explicit, sticky

also on Ao3

Though Mirage had been on earth long enough to pick up much of the culture, he still sometimes laughed at jokes that Noah didn’t get. Cybertronian humor, he would always say, waving away his human friend’s confused looks.

This time, it was about Noah complaining about a stuck solenoid valve. For some reason, he couldn’t get the word ‘valve’ out of his mouth without garnering giggles from his Cybertronian friend. Mirage was worse than a group of 8th grade boys in a science class.

“Alright, what’s so funny?” Noah finally asked, hands on his hips.

“Nothing, nothing.” Mirage waved him off. “Cybertronian humor.”

“Nu-uh. That ain’t gonna fly this time, amigo.” Noah fixed him with his best stern look. “Out with it.”

“It’s just. You know. Valves.” Mirage laughed again, obviously finding the word hilarious.

“Yeah. Valves.” Noah didn’t see the connection. “Little things that turn on or off the flow of liquid.”

“But they’re also. Well, you know.” Mirage gestured at his crotch.

“No, I don’t know.” Noah put his hands on his hips. “Explain it to me.”

Mirage made a very illustrative gesture with his hands. A circle with thumb and forefinger on one hand, pointing with the other. Finger in and out of the circle. An, apparently, universal gesture.

“Wait, you guys fuck?” Noah exclaimed in surprise. Yeah, he knew that Cybertronians were sentient and alive, more so than any ‘robot’, but he hadn’t thought they did that.

“Well, yeah.” Mirage said, like it was obvious. “’Cept we call it interfacing, but basically the same thing, right?”

‘Basically the same thing,’ as if learning that the giant alien robots had sex wasn’t totally ground-shaking. “And you call your vaginas ‘valves’?”

“What else would we call them?”

Well, Noah didn’t have a good answer for that. He would never be able to look at Arcee the same way. “So, your lady bots have these valves?”

“No, everybody has them.” Mirage corrected him.

Noah looked at Mirage’s crotch with a bit of morbid curiosity. “Do you, you know, have one?”

“Of course.” Mirage grinned. “Do you wanna see?”

Did he? His brain said ‘no way’ but what came out of his mouth was “Sure.”

The sound of a transformation was familiar to him now, even when it was on a small scale. Plating on Mirage’s crotch clicked and folded away revealing what was underneath.

It looked. Well, it looked like a vagina. Kind of. Noah had never seen one in person, just in photos and dirty magazines, but there were puffy lips bordering a barely-visible hole, and a glowing node poking out at the very top. The main difference is that this was made of metal, and enormous. Noah leaned in a little closer, trying to figure out if the faint glow he was seeing was some sort of lights inside the vagina. No, valve. “Wait, are there lights in there?”

“Heck yeah.” Mirage helpfully spread the lips of his valve, showing off the circular opening and yes, the ring of glowing blue lights inside. “Got a few mods back in the day. Blinged out my valve and my spike.”

“Spike?”

Another micro-transformation, and suddenly Noah was looking at the biggest dick he’d ever seen. It was metal as well, made up of tiny, interlocking plates, and a double row of blue lights decorated the underside from root to tip.

“Wait, you’ve got a dick and a vag?” Was all Noah could think to say.

“Yes?” Mirage seemed amused. “Doesn’t everybody?”

“Uh, no. Humans generally have one or the other.”

“Huh, weird.” Mirage looked at Noah expectantly. “Well. I showed you mine. Aren’t you going to show me yours?”

Which was how Noah ended up standing naked in front of the robot that was both his car and his best friend. His dick was semi-hard, probably from embarrassment, and he shivered slightly in the cool air of the garage.

“It does look a lot like a spike.” Mirage commented. He reached forward and ran the pad of one enormous finger down Noah’s length. When the human shivered this time, it wasn’t due to the cold. “But fuzzy. And what’re these?” He gently prodded Noah’s balls.

“Hey, careful with those.” Noah flinched backwards. “They’re balls, and they’re delicate.”

“Weird.” Mirage said again. He used his thumb and forefinger to give the dangling sack a soft squeeze. “Squishy.”

Noah let out a soft moan, which cut off abruptly in surprise. The two stared at eachother for a moment.

“Oh, you like that?” A shit-eating grin spread across Mirage’s face as he did it again, before running his fingers up to the tip of Noah’s dick. Which was now completely hard and standing at attention. “Want more?”

Suddenly, Noah did. It had been awhile since he’d had a good fuck. But then there was the real question: was he about to fuck a giant alien robot?

Apparently, he was. Though he wasn’t entirely sure how that was going to work. “Uh. Not sure how anything is going to fit.” Because Noah was far too small to do anything for Mirage, and there was no way the mech’s anything was going to fit into his human friend.

Mirage let out a thoughtful hum, “You sure you don’t have a valve?”

“Pretty sure. Closest thing I’ve got is-“ Noah turned around and bent over slightly. He’d bottomed more than once in play, but he was no size queen. There was no way Mirage’s enormous spike was going in him.

Fortunately, Mirage seemed to come to the same conclusion. But then, he stuck out his smallest finger and gave Noah a significant look.

Oh, okay. That actually might work. Except-

“Wait, wait wait.” Noah snatched up his pants. That finger was absolutely not going inside of him dry. “Let me just- We need lube.”

“You don’t make your own?” Mirage questioned.

“Not from there, no. I’ll be right back-“ Noah tugged on his pants and ran out of the garage, heading for his room. There was a half-full bottle helpfully sitting on his nightstand. Snatching it up, Noah hustled back to the garage.

Inside, he found Mirage leaning back and lazily stroking his spike. Root to tip, root to tip, his fingers slowly squeezed and rubbed. He looked up when Noah opened the door. “Got it?”

“Yeah.” Noah held up the bottle and shucked his pants again. With practiced fingers, he squirted out a generous helping and bent over slightly to prepare himself. It had been awhile, and he was tight.

When Noah thought he was ready (or, ready as he’d ever be), he handed the bottle over to Mirage. It looked comically small, pinched between the mech’s thumb and forefinger. “Use that. Lots of it.”

Mirage dutifully emptied the rest of the bottle over his pinkie finger, then tossed it aside and leaned forward. With his clean hand, he scooped up Noah and settled the human in his lap. Fortunately, by this time, Noah was rather used to being picked up unexpectedly by giant robots and laid himself over Mirage’s thigh. Head down, ass up.

No matter how prepared he thought he was, Noah still tensed up when that large, wet digit began to probe at his entrance. It pushed its way in slowly, wiggling past the first tight ring of muscle. Noah took a few deep breaths and tried to relax, though he still let out a shocked grunt when Mirage’s finger finally popped in.

“Slowly, slowly.” Noah arched his back and tried to get used to the stretch. Mirage’s finger wasn’t much like any dick he had taken, being rather hard and made of metal. His muscles clenched around the intrusion, encountering no give in response.

Mirage crooked his finger a little, rubbing against Noah’s prostrate and wringing a moan from the human.

“Oh, is that a sweet spot?” Mirage grinned and did it again, rocking his finger in and out slowly.

Noah rocked with that movement, his dick rubbing against a seam on Mirage’s armor. “Unh, yeah. That feels good.”

“And if I go a little faster?” Mirage sped up the movement, a wet squelch coming from every thrust. Lube spattered against Noah’s thighs and puddled on the floor.

“Shit, Mirage!” Though Noah had been cold when he first stripped, now he was anything but. Cybertronians were warm to the touch, but Mirage’s armor felt cool against Noah’s forehead. He was burning up, the fire burning in his belly spreading through his body.

“Yeah, that’s it.” Mirage’s free hand rubbed up and down Noah’s spine, sending tingles through his body. Then one giant finger went up to rub the human’s hair. “You humans are so furry, it’s weird.”

“Don’t-“ Noah gasped.

“Don’t what?”

“Don’t make fun while you’re fucking me.” Noah’s fingers curled into a gap in Mirage’s armor, brushing the wiring underneath.

Mirage’s big thigh shuddered underneath him, and the mech made an approving noise. “Only if you do that again.”

Was this what a Cybertronian found arousing? Having their wiring played with? Noah obligingly dug his fingers deeper, hoping to god that Mirage didn’t shift and crush his hand.

“Yeah, that’s the stuff.” Mirage encouraged him, stretching his leg out a little more. Electricity crackled over his plating, sending zaps like static up Noah’s arm and making his hair stand on end.

The surge went straight to his dick which, if possible, became even harder. Noah rocked his hips more insistently, his dick sliding against the smooth plating of Mirage’s inner thigh. Another electrical surge came, and Noah came with it. He shuddered, eyes squeezed tightly shut as he erupted all over Mirage’s plating. When he came to, the finger had been removed from his ass and Mirage’s messy hand was helping hold him up.

“So, I take it you enjoyed that?” Mirage asked in his smarmy way.

“Yeah, yeah.” Noah panted, waiting for his legs to stop shaking and support his weight again. “It was pretty good.”

“Best you ever had, I bet.” Mirage said with absolutely no shame at all.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself.” Noah wiped his mouth and stood, looking down at the mess of cum dripping down Mirage’s thigh.

“You can clean that up later.” Mirage spread his legs a little wider. “But now, I think it’s my turn.”

“Your turn.” Noah looked at his friend’s intimate bits, trying to figure out exactly how he was going to do that. “Hmm.”

He rubbed hand over Mirage’s valve, circling the glowing node at the top curiously. That got him a gasp, an encouraging sign. Moving lower, Noah slid his hand inside and rubbed against the glowing lights there.

“Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.” Mirage put a giant hand on Noah’s back and pushed him a little more firmly against his crotch.

Noah was shoved deeper, until his arm was buried up to his shoulder. The inside of Mirage’s valve was hot and wet, squeezing around his arm with rings of something like muscle. It was nothing like Noah’s previous experiments with fisting. It was more like he was artificially inseminating a cow or something.

Okay, not a mental image he needed in his brain while doing this. Noah formed his hand into a fist and pulled his arm out before thrusting it back in. With his other hand, he toyed with the lights decorating Mirage’s spike. He had no hope of actually wrapping a hand around the appendage, but hopefully the biolights there were as sensitive as the one on his valve.

His guess must have been correct, because Mirage’s engine turned over with a rumble, vibrating Noah’s arm as though he had stuck it under the mech’s hood. “That feeling pretty good?”

“Pit yes, don’t stop!” Mirage cried, heels sliding against the concrete floor of the garage with an ugly scraping sound. The many interlocking armor plates that covered his frame shifted and flared, vents dumping heat from his frame. There was a glow coming from his chest, from the plate that Noah knew covered the mech’s spark.

More zaps of static arced over Mirage’s frame, and all of the hair on Noah’s body stood on end as the energy traveled up his arm. Noah sent up a brief prayer that this wouldn’t end with him getting electrocuted. Or burned, as Mirage was getting alarmingly hot from his ministrations.

“Right there!” Mirage’s hand pushed on him more insistently, and Noah ended up pressed up against the mech’s soft valve.

Mirage’s glowing node was right next to his face. Noah regarded it for a moment, wondering if the copious amounts of lubricant covering the two of them would wreak havoc on his digestive system.

Deciding that the risk was worth it, Noah wrapped his mouth around the node and sucked. It was like licking a live wire, and his tongue and lips almost immediately went numb. But the way that Mirage shook underneath him, soft whines falling from his lips, was reward enough.

Noah kept himself moving. One arm pistoning in and out of Mirage’s valve, the other rubbing up and down his spike, and his mouth licking at that sensitive node.

“Primus, Noah!” Mirage threw his head back and screamed, back impacting the wall of the garage and cracking the concrete. Electricity arced over his frame like lightning, and Noah was quick to pull back just in case. He really didn’t want to get electrocuted.

An orgasm in a Cybertronian was apparently a whole production. Clear, thick lubricant gushed from Mirage’s valve, while a silver fluid like cum shot from his spike. It spurted all over Noah, coating him from head to toe. Though it tingled slightly, it didn’t seem to be corrosive or otherwise poisonous (thank god.)

“Slag-“ Mirage breathed out, frame going limp. The zaps of energy died out, and the flaring of his spark dimmed back to normal levels. “Slag. That was good. You aren’t bad at that, Noah.”

“Gee, thanks.” Noah held up his arms, watching the silver cum drip down onto the floor.

Mirage snorted, which progressed into a full on laugh. As Noah watched, the mech slumped against the wall with wheezing laughter. “Ahaha, Primus. Noah, you look- you’re covered.”

“I noticed.” Noah responded drily. “Now, you gonna help me clean up?”

Fortunately, there was a hose in the garage. And though it didn’t have hot water, the coolness was refreshing against his heated skin. Mirage helpfully scrubbed him down with a rag, making sure all the robot cum was out of his hair and washed from his back. Dirty water ran down his legs and swirled around the drain. Noah made sure to wash out his butt as well, shivered as the cold water invaded his innards.

“You know, I never a thought a human would be so good at this.” Mirage commented as he turned the hose onto himself, sluicing away the mess on his thighs. “Had practice before?”

“Not on a robot.” Noah located a towel and rubbed at his hair. “But with human guys, yeah.”

“Human guys.” Mirage snorted. “Well, you won’t need them anymore.”

Noah cocked an eyebrow and put his hands on his hips. “Yeah? Am I not allowed to have boyfriends now?”

“You’ve got me.” Mirage reached out to poke Noah in the chest. “You’ve been inside me, man. In every way that matters. That makes us bros. No, more than bros. We’re-“ He struggled for a moment, obviously trying to find the words in human language. “We’re like, Endura.”

“Well, if you can do that again, I might consider it.” Noah grinned. “Cause I gotta admit, that was pretty good. I won’t be opposed to discovering more.”

Mirage grinned. “I think I can do that.”

@secretsolenoid-revived

[moonlight-tmd]

I absolutely love the au where bee is a con!! if you don't mind, do you have anymore info on it? I'd love to know more on bee's own reputation and conjunx lol!

That is not a thing i expected to pop off. Oh well. This is an old idea i had like few months back that i just remembered. It's not really an AU, more like a continuation from the present.

So for short introduction- Bee is one of the counselors to Megatron, he's more of a "give ideas" guy than the one to make them work. Blitzwing, who he's been dating back on earth, is now his Conjunx and got himself his own fleet of soldiers to command. Basically Elite Guard. Bee is known to be very kind and caring but also merciless and strict when needed. He's either feared or loved among the lower status folks. He was the one that helped Megs work out the laws for the workers since he has experienced it himself. On free cycles he plays video games like always, he hangs out on videocall or in person with Longarm/Shockwave(depending on which the transformer is feeling like that cycle). If he's not doing that or working then he's spending time with Blitzwing in their apartment. They have a knack for watching romcoms from earth on evenings. They love each other very much. <3

Anyway, oh boy- a text wall!

As i said it all happened because the others basically neglected their friendship with him. They ignored or didn't notice when he was genuinely feeling bad or upset. He learned that the Autobot Council basically screwed the 'cons over from Blitzwing when they were dating- he met up with Megatron in secret and discussed few things, Blitzwing was so surprised when he saw him at the 'con base wearing the Decepticon insignia.

And so, Bee had few arguments with his team before he disappeared for good and the 'cons gained advantage after advantage and before they knew it they were arrested in their own base and taken hostage along with Sari. Megatron got the Allspark and won the war and now Cybertron's laws are being reformatted, there are few questionable changes but overall it's not that bad- truth be told but denied, it's actually better than what the Council had going on.

The next thing they know is that they are being de-armed and set free to do their job as repair bots. Sari couldn't bring herself leave them alone so she tagged along. She was about 24 i'd say when they arrive at the construction zone in New Iacon, they overhear the coversation and recognise one of the voices- they couldn't believe when the small dark cybertronian turned to them. It was Bee, his paint was matte black with shiny yellow with orange gradient stripes. His frame was different from the yellow one they knew, his alt mode was a Lamborghini. He had heels like Prowl and his horns were bigger, kind of making his helm look like a V shape. And he had doorwings. To add to it all the Decepticon Elite insignia proudly shined on his chassis and his deep lavender optics matched its color. (think Elite Guard symbol but Decepticon, it's really just to show high-placed status of the one wearing it.)

He was oddly cold to them, even corrected Ratchet when he called him 'kid'- "It's 'Sir' to you, old bot. And so is to everyone else in the facility." The others asked him questions but stopped when Bee ignored the first few and just kept talkign about what they will do here. He led them to their temporary quarters before going off somewhere.

The job would be long to be sure, they were building a space bridge gate from scratch- they had supplies assigned and more of them coming soon promised. In the first few cycles there were no issues, Bee was always on topic and polite, which was weird to see. He seemed cold whenever he spoke with them- which is why when one of the guards started talking crap to Sari for being slow and weak, Bee seemed to materialize out of this air behid the guy. He only said 3 words when the guard looked at him, petrified. "My office. Now." He wasn't angry, he spoke in a cold tone with an uncanny calm expression, optics locked on the big 'con guard. Which maybe made it more scary. He only glanced at Sari breifly before walking away, presumably into his office. What surprised them the most was how scared the guard seemed in that moment, like he just insulted Megatron himself.

It was then another guard spoke up, a femme this time. It was she that told the group that guards that mistreat workers end up without jobs and that Bee is a high ranking advisor to Megatron. And that this place is a future orphanage. Bee was strict but with a kind Spark, a respect well earned. For that and for what he did with some of the laws. They never expected Bee out of all people to be so concerned about the law n stuff. It was odd enough to see him sit by his desk signing datapads in his office.

They knew Bee was raised in an Carequarters(orphanage) with awful staff so knowing Bee was in charge of building and almost running the facility they were working on warmed their Sparks.

On all construction sites, it's bound for accidents to happen- one of the heavy-duty workers dropped a metal pillar from the upper scaffolding and Prowl was about to get hit. But Bee pushed him out of the way, unfortunatelly damaging his stabilizer. He even asked if Prowl was fine before being concerned about himself. Prowl helped him to the medbay and they had a little chat; Prowl didn't expect Bee to do that, he asked few question and Bee straight up scolded him for thinking he would be a tyrant and told him that not all of the 'cons are bad, just rough on the surface.

Then there was an accident where the weakly supported ceiling crashed on one of the constructicons. Bee was speeding down the hallway to the repair crew's quarters- they were just talking about Bee when Ratchet said something that might have been offending- "Ratchet!!" Bee yelled as he bursted thru the door- Before the medic could say something let alone apologize if Bee had some 'someone insulted me' senses, "Accident in the front hall! Medic needed- NOW!" All in a worried but stern tone. It was enough to make him grab his medical kit and rush down the hall after Bee. After that Ratchet was put on Medic duty and didn't have to work with the rest of the repair crew.

When Bee was speaking with Optimus one time he noticed a worker having troubles with lifting some materials they had no issue carrying last cycle. He left Optimus mid-conversation and came up to them to ask if eveything's alright. The big bot did say he was feeling a bit under the weather and Bee send him to get checked out in medbay and that he was off-duty for the rest of the cycle. Then he came back to Optimus and resumed the talk just like nothing happened. It only showed that Bee cared a lot about everyone.

The Bulkhead got the offer to paint the play area since it was finished. Of course for a hefty pay bonus. The play area was in a dome, in the middle stood a bronze statue representing earth's tree with swings hanging and a tunnel thru it. Prowl was also artistic in a way so he also got to paint it- the final result was a beautiful mural of a flowery meadow with a forest all around the room. And the higher you looked, there were clouds, stars and even planets near the glass ceiling. The two deemed the work as a success, seeing Bee with that childish smile again as he looked around with wonder was worth more than any of the sights from the most beautiful galaxies.

The moment the facility was finished, Bee gathered all the workers and gave a speech even Optimus was jealous of- He thanked everyone and said how grateful and happy he is to be building a better future for everyone along with them. Everything was perfect- but then the alarm rang and the Autobot rebellio bursted thru the wall and started taking everything apart. And wouldn't you know, it was the old friend Sentinel who led the pack. He tried to get Optimus to join him before being pulled into a fight with Bee who had a staff similar to the ones the guards had. Sentinel and few others were arrested(again) and the rest of the rebellion fled. Don't worry they got caught by another fleet of soldiers further away from the facility.

But that didn't matter- everything Bee was working hard for was ruined. The beautiful area was a ruin covered in dust and gunpowder. "Bee? Are you o-" "What are you staring at?! Get back to your quarters!" He had snapped before retreating to his office to cry his Spark out. The call to Megatron was hard to make, but it was even harder to answer Blitzwing's call after he was done speaking with the Warlord. They called each other at the end of each cycle, this was the first time Bee didn't answer. And he didn't answer them until Blitz was assigned to go aid him with security and arrived at the place the next cycle. He comforted his hummel as he cried- a small conversation between them happened, which Sari managed to overhear when she was passing by Bee's quarters.

From then on, whenever Bee was present on the construction-again zone Blitzwing was always near. Another worker told them about gossips that they were Conjunxes. Later Sari confirmed when they were speaking in private.

And so the construction works go monitored by a lot of guards and soldiers- few of them seemed to recognize the crew from earth but they never mentioned it- whether that was intentional or an order from Bumblebee they may never know. Blitzwing is there for Bee on every step of the way, and even his old friends had few cases to reassure him.

The carequarters are finally finished and Megatron himself comes thru the newly-built space bridge for the final check-up before grand opening later. Bee is very happy and does compliment his workers- he said how good of a job the repair crew has done right in front of them. Once the grand opening is held and done, Optimus and his crew are about to leave- but not before Bee catches them to talk. "Actually... it's just Bumblebee." He says with a smile when they call him 'sir'. he wishes them safe travel and leaves to get the facility going. Upon entering their ship, they are met with a stack of boxes and a note saying "A bonus for fast work!" signed with a cartoony earth bee doodle. Each of the boxes were signed for different crew members. In the end, Bee hasn't changed much.

Later down the timeline he and the crew regain contact after few of other projects Bee was in charge of. Bee gives them better stuff and gifts and invites them to a grand gala. He and Sari have a proper reunition then, he cannot apologize enough for leaving her like that. There is a happy ending after all.

And that's it. I don't have any more info on this. The well is dry. Feel free to ask about anything else.

Lol, on the side note; this Bee's theme song would be Little Girl Gone by CHINCHILLA. (The "Say that again i didn't quite hear ya" song)

[sonicasura]

I know he didn't win the poll, but I still love to hear what Corazon from One Piece would be like in Transformers Prime with Optimus as his guardian✨️

RIP OPTIMUS' SANITY./hj

You can thank Miko on how the two met as she found Corazón bleeding out near the school. It was an immediate groundbridge since one, a drive to the hospital would be too far and two, it's clear that a 9 ft tall man is very out of place. A good call because oh boy was everyone in for an insane tale.

Optimus designated himself as Corazón's guardian considering the insane amount of danger the blond is facing. Especially when he tells them about Devil Fruits and demonstrates his particular power.

Arcee: You're saying that a magical fruit turned you into a mobile silencer???

Corazón: Correct. Thanks to the Calm-Calm Fruit, I'm a soundless human. *silences Raf's videogame with a snap*

Ratchet: ...is this a strange blessing in disguise?

Corazón gets along with everyone pretty well but you can bet his accident prone self caused quite a bunch of mishaps. There's literally a caution sign made for the man and various safety measures put in place. Now back to Optimus' guardian ship, the two are essentially kindred spirits.

Problems with villainous siblings/brothers in arms that try to kill them? Check. Hiding secrets from everyone to keep innocents/loved ones safe? Check. Isolate yourself out of habit? Absolutely.

Though between the two, Corazón is gonna drag Optimus out of that and have the bot be more open with his nakama. (Everyone knows Team Prime is found family.) Also it's ironic that the guardian in this entire relationship is the one getting protected the most.

Corazón can wreck Megatron with little issue. He literally snuck on the Nemesis, incapacitate every Decepticon aboard, berated Buckethead for all his men to see, and drag an amnesiac Optimus back to base during the Orion Pax incident. Corazón later scolds his friend once the guy get his memory back.

Overall, the guardianship between the two is definitely the best thing to happen.

[neon-pink-leitner]

🥃 🎤 🦾 for Seven’s core memories!

Look at me! Answering my ask like I said I would a week ago

ENDGAME SPOILERS

Also let's keep in mind that Seven is OP as fuck but it's okay because she's my OC and if I want her super charged then that's okay. I encourage everyone to make OP OCs

🥃 Rogue

I'm still fully fleshing out Seven and Rogue's relationship but what comes to mind is right before Rogue leaves with Johnny to help him get to Miskoshi after the meeting at Embers.

Seven beats Johnny to her and gives Rogue a shard to plug into an access. The shard contains a virus called "Delirium" which knocks out the entire power grid of Night City and directly attacks Smashers system (my way of explaining why Smasher is kind of a push over in the game compared to the ttrpg and Edgerunners).

It's during this exchange that both Seven and Rogue silently know that Rogue is running towards her death. Seven calls her "Mom" and hugs her. Rogue doesn't correct her and hugs her back. It's the last time Seven ever sees her.

🎤Kerry

Most of Seven and Kerry's interactions happen post game. Molly Pyro breaks up due to Molly getting hurt thanks to thier manager literally selling Molly out(Seven kills the manager under the cover the Delirium virus I mentioned above. This is still something in fleshing out so I haven't mentioned it much) Seven goes solo. With Rogue dead, V assumed dead and Molly in a treatment center, Seven has little choice.

Seven first real core memory with Kerry isn't a good one. He finds her in an elevator with a broken, bloody nose after she goes on a very public bender. Not knowing what to do, he drags her into his hotel room and doctors her back up. Seven wakes up the next morning and tries to thank Kerry but he freaks out and accuses her of planning the entire thing just so he could nurse her back to health. Kerry still has trauma from his relationship with Johnny and Seven unknowingly triggered that. Instead of getting pissed off and screaming back, like Kerry expected (again abusive relationship trauma from being "with" Johnny) she tears up and tells Kerry that no she was just using the elevator and while she happy he helped her to not bother next time if he's "just gonna be a fucking asshole about it". She leaves and it takes a lot longer for her to open to him because of this.

🦾Johnny

First off I have a metal arm emoji!! Neat!!

Seven gets wind of a "Netrunners box" that the VooDoo Boys can't open. It's hers. She buys and ask V to help her. Johnny is the one who shows up. The handoff is a trap and despite Seven almost begging that "nothing in this box is worth anyone dying over" it turns into a shoot out. Said shoot out ends with the remaining VooDoo bot grabbing Seven and putting a gun to her head to get Johnny to surrender. Seven encourages Johnny to take the shot and while him and gang members go back and forth, Seven reactives the SmartLink system in Johnny's gun and he easily blast the guys head to piece (not that Johnny needed the SmartLink but I think it's a nice nod to the ttrpg)

Turns out the box is a mix of Seven's old Samurai collection and some things that belonged to her late high school boyfriend. It's pretty emotional for her since she's the one who found her boyfriend's body and his death set off a chain reaction that led her to where she is.

Before the pills wear off Johnny personally invites Seven to the concert at Red Dirt then kisses her. Not so much out of like romantic love or anything like that but Seven's a Samurai groupie who can hold her own in a shoot out and shows as much skin as she can get away with.

I'm open to follow up questions and things like that! Doing better mentally so I'm hoping to answer my ask faster

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

Funny story

Funny story to get “that look” about … good shock value …

It‘s less funny if you know these people, if you have spend time reading their letters … their diaries … getting to know them …

It‘s less funny if you know that some of them surfived the victory expedition by the scrab of their teeth, trading with Inuit on the Boothia peninsula

That the entire Franklin expedition spend an afternoon with a group of Inuit, before entering Lancaster sound

They traded for seal pouches and some even paddled around in the Inuits canoes (much to the entertainment of both groups)

Graham Gore was so massive that he needed two canoes (one for each leg XD)

James Fitzjames almost drowned wen he tried to do a roll with the canoe … he made a funny drawing about it … in one of his letters home …

The Inuit pulled him out though, so he could perish later … with the expedition … maybe the so called “beautifull grave” on the west side of King William Island is his … he was young and strong .. and he had a fresh scar on his shoulder that would have unravelled with the scurfy … killing him years after he had survived it in china … wenn he didn't even want to be in china in the first place ... wenn he would have prefered to go maping antarctica and the navy wouldn't let him ...

That they went on at least one hunting trip with the local inuit during the Expedition (propably after they left Devon and Beechy and their first three loses (John Torrington, John Hartnell and Whilliam Brain)

These people knew what they where doing

Some where arctic veterans, most had survived expeditions around the globe because they respected the knowledge of the Indigenous people

→ That was the reason they where chosen, because they had proofed their merit

Harry Goodsir complained in a letter to his brother how expensive the full fur get up (pants and coat) was that he had to buy for the expedition, he did not however complain that he had to wear it …

→ so much for "tHeY oNlY WoRe WoOl" in the coments ...

Crozier had, among other expeditions, spend two winters at Igloolic (an Inuit settlement) mapping

He had made good friends with the Inuit, espeshially a women named Iligliuk at Winter Island

She was an extremely intelligent Inuit geographer and cartographer. She made maps for Parry‘s second N-W-Passage expedition (1821-23) which turned out to be not just correct but extremely helpfull.

He also had in generel made friends with them, had even exchanged his name with one of them

The white commander of the visited ships was known as “Aglooka” (long strider) to the Inuit. This was a common, and widely-bestowed, native nickname for a European commander. We know that during the Parry sojourn at Igloolik in 1822 midshipman Crozier, who would later be Franklin’s second in command and Captain of the Terror, had exchanged names with a small boy named Aglooka. Over forty years later Hall interviewed the adult Aglooka who was now known as “Crozier.” Although suggestive the fact that Crozier was known as Aglooka (Ross, in comparison, was consistently called Toolooah – Raven), the nickname given to the commander of the visited ships is not conclusive. Inuit Tales of Terror: The location of Franklin’s missing ship by © David C. Woodman 2016 (page 7))

Alexander McDonald, had also made friends with Inuits on his first whaling journey

He made such good freinds with one of the young men (named Eenoolooapik ), who was also extremely good at cartographie, that he invited him to come to england, to see how he lived.

Through his whaling trips, M’Donald encountered Eenoolooapik, a young Inuk from Baffin Island, who was brought to Aberdeen by Penny on the whaling vessel Neptune in 1839. (...) Eenoolooapik, or ‘Eenoo,’ having contracted a respiratory infection, spent only a single winter in Aberdeen under the care of M’Donald, who was also both his tutor and biographer (Rowley, 1986; Jones, 2004). Eenoo departed for his homeland in April 1840, transported on the Bon Accord with Penny as captain and M’Donald as the scientist/ surgeon. In his 1841 book, A narrative of some passages in the history of Eenoolooapik..., M’Donald draws upon the experiences shared with Eenoo in exploring the natural and cultural history of the indigenous peoples living in eastern Baffin Island. This book, which includes extensive passages on Inuit customs and belief systems, is reported to be the only such fulllength, contemporary biography of the Inuk from the 19th century. (…) Alexander M’Donald L.R.C.S.E (1817 – c. 1848) Ian Barrie The Hollies Oldbury, Bridgnorth, Shropshire WV16 5DY, United Kingdom ian@ianbarrie.wanadoo.co.uk

Said book about Inuit costumes was ultimately what killed poor Alexander … since it drew the attention of John Franklin and got him the commission of assistant surgeon on the HMS Terror …

Where he perished with all the others … all people chosen specifically because they had profed in the past that they got along swimmingly with the natives of their respective countries.

Oh sorry … we where laughing about those silly xenophobic Kabloonas that where so stuck in their European ways that they would rather eat each other then seal meat …

That where so racist that cannibalism seemed preferable to the uncivilised ways of those strange natives ...

Funny XD

Equally funny is the fact that the area around King William Island and the Adelaide peninsula is home to a very aggressive strain of botulism.

To this day people die each year of botulism.

Because even healthy animals are contaminated, and while healthy people can hunt and fish without problem, old and fragile people will get botulism

→ That is the reason you must never give honey to a baby, it might contain botulism toxin, which is heat stable so even cooking will not destroy it.

If you are starving to death your gut becomes leaky and botulism contaminated meat will give you botulism

which is a slow death

takes a day or longer

and you stay conscious the entire time

first your eyesight goes … then your voice … then the use of your arms … then the use of your legs … and finally the use of your lungs

slowly …

They must have watched their friends die like that

For no discernible reason

again and again

no matter how carefuller they where

How thoroughly they made sure that the animal where healthy, that the meat was fresh …

It killed

cooked or raw … it killed …

The fresh meat that was supposed to safe them … to heal them … it killed … slowly … horribly …

They learned to fear meat.

And so with two seals right there, they did not dare to eat.

And wen the first of this group finally didn‘t wake up in the morning … they ate him … having learned the hard way that human meat was safe for some reason …

Can you imagine how scared they must have been?

Funny Kabloonas … silly story … good entertainment ... great story to shock people … give them “that look” …

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/theyre-not-human-how-19th-century-inuit-coped-with-a-real-life-invasion-of-the-walking-dead

Indigenous groups across the Americas had all encountered Europeans differently. But where other coastal groups such as the Haida or the Mi’kmaq had met white men who were well-fed and well-dressed, the Inuit frequently encountered their future colonizers as small parties on the edge of death.

“I’m sure it terrified people,” said Eber, 91, speaking to the National Post by phone from her Toronto home.

And it’s why, as many as six generations after the events of the Franklin Expedition, Eber was meeting Inuit still raised on stories of the two giant ships that came to the Arctic and discharged columns of death onto the ice.

Inuit nomads had come across streams of men that “didn’t seem to be right.” Maddened by scurvy, botulism or desperation, they were raving in a language the Inuit couldn’t understand. In one case, hunters came across two Franklin Expedition survivors who had been sleeping for days in the hollowed-out corpses of seals.

“They were unrecognizable they were so dirty,” Lena Kingmiatook, a resident of Taloyoak, told Eber.

Mark Tootiak, a stepson of Nicholas Qayutinuaq, related a story to Eber of a group of Inuit who had an early encounter with a small and “hairy” group of Franklin Expedition men evacuating south.

“Later … these Inuit heard that people had seen more white people, a lot more white people, dying,” he said. “They were seen carrying human meat.”

Even Eber’s translator, the late Tommy Anguttitauruq, recounted a goose hunting trip in which he had stumbled upon a Franklin Expedition skeleton still carrying a clay pipe.

By 1850, coves and beaches around King William Island were littered with the disturbing remnants of their advance: Scraps of clothing and camps still littered with their dead occupants. Decades later, researchers would confirm the Inuit accounts of cannibalism when they found bleached human bones with their flesh hacked clean.

“I’ve never in all my life seen any kind of spirit — I’ve heard the sounds they make, but I’ve never seen them with my own eyes,” said the old man who had gone out to investigate the Franklin survivors who had straggled into his camp that day on King William Island.

The figures’ skin was cold but it was not “cold as a fish,” concluded the man. Therefore, he reasoned, they were probably alive.

“They were beings but not Inuit,” he said, according to the account by shaman Nicholas Qayutinuaq.

The figures were too weak to be dangerous, so Inuit women tried to comfort the strangers by inviting them into their igloo.

But close contact only increased their alienness: The men were timid, untalkative and — despite their obvious starvation — they refused to eat.

The men spit out pieces of cooked seal offered to them. They rejected offers of soup. They grabbed jealous hold of their belongings when the Inuit offered to trade.

When the Inuit men returned to the camp from their hunt, they constructed an igloo for the strangers, built them a fire and even outfitted the shelter with three whole seals.

Then, after the white men had gone to sleep, the Inuit quickly packed up their belongings and fled by moonlight.

Whether the pale-skinned visitors were qallunaat or “Indians” — the group determined that staying too long around these “strange people” with iron knives could get them all killed.

“That night they got all their belongings together and took off towards the southwest,” Qayutinuaq told Dorothy Eber.

But the true horror of the encounter wouldn’t be revealed until several months later.

The Inuit had left in such a hurry that they had abandoned several belongings. When a small party went back to the camp to retrieve them, they found an igloo filled with corpses.

The seals were untouched. Instead, the men had eaten each other.

[petitelepus]

How would TFP/TFA (you could choose) react to enormous sea monster reader? (Like Cala Maria from Cuphead!) she may seem harmless and beautiful but she could be very scary! :D

THIS GOT WAY TOO LONG AND I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THIS ABOUT WRECK-GAR, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST, I LOVE THAT BOT SO MUCH.

There had been signs of something unnatural going on near lake Erie and this time it wasn't Dinobots' fault. People had been reporting to the police of Detroit that they saw a monster rise from the depths of the lake, but the police had very little power under the water.

That's why Captain Fanzone had requested Autobots' help since they seemed most qualified to inspect the area… But the Bots and Sari hadn't found anything.

"I think we have been sent on a wild goose chase," Sari said as they walked alongside lake Erie.

"It doesn't matter, we must be thorough with our investigation." Optimus said, "We made a promise to Captain Fanzone and we must-!"

"Hey, isn't that Wreck-Gar?" Bulkhead said as he pointed to the distance. Every bot and Sari turned to look and sure enough, the orange Junkbot was digging something out of the container on his back.

Ratchet grumbled and dragged his palm down his face, "What in the name of AllSpark is that Bot doing now?"

"Let's go find out!" Bumblebee said and ran ahead of his team who quickly followed the yellow scout.

When they made it to the orange Bot, they saw that he had taken out, surprise surprise, garbage. Broken mirrors, and… Yew, old food that was no doubt dug from garbage bins all around the city's alleys. Despite not having a nose, the Autobots could tell that the food was bad by the way Sari held her nose.

The Bots shared a look and then everyone turned to stare at Ratchet who had the best relationship with the Junkbot. The old Bot grumbled and cursed under his breath as he made his way to the Junkbot.

"Hey, there kid…" Ratchet coughed, "What the frag are you doing this time?"

"I am Wreck-Gar! I'm on a date!" The orange mech said happily as he put mirrors to one side and food to another. Ratchet grumbled and motioned the rest of the team to approach them. Wreck-Gar was harmless, stupid, but harmless.

"Wreck-Gar, you must clean this, or we have to, uh…" Optimus blinked. He didn't know what they would do since the Junkbot didn't answer to anyone." Report you to humans."

"I'm Wreck-Gar! I shall perform a mating call!" The Bot laughed as he stuck his hand into his container and pulled out bagpipes. The Autobots had never seen such a weird instrument, but Sari had.

"Oh boy." The young girl said before covering her ears and just in time. Wreck-Gar took a deep breath and blew air into the bag's pipe and the sound that came out from there was anything but beautiful. Birds took off from the trees and animals hid in fear.

"That can't honestly sound good to anyone!?" Bumblebee shouted and Bulkhead looked at his friend, "What?!"

"Oh, for the love of Primus…!" Ratchet grunted before grabbing and yanking the instrument from Wreck-Gar's hands. The Junkbot looked surprised but then he smiled, "Ratchet helps Wreck-Gar?" He asked with a huge smile and then pulled an accordion from his container, but before he could play, the medic shouted at him, "Knock it off! You're being loud and it's annoying people-!"

The good doctor couldn't finish his words. Not when the lake water started to bubble like in high temperature and slowly something emerged from below the surface.

"Whoa…!" Sari's and Bulkhead's jaws dropped at the sight of a giant humanoid creature. Bumblebee stuttered, "Wh- What!? It's huge!"

"She, Bumblebee. It's a she." Prowl corrected his companion and the small yellow Bot turned to look at the Cyberninja. "How can you even tell!? That's a fragging monster!"

"I can sense it." Prowl said and Sari rolled her eyes, "She also has boobs."

They were right, you did have boobs, but they were thankfully covered with some sort of huge fabric wrapped around your chest. Your crimson eyes burned as you glared at the Autobots and you let out a shrill cry, so high that it hurt Autobots' audials and Sari's ears.

"Wreck-Gar's noises must have disturbed it!" Bumblebee shouted as he took out his stingers.

"You don't think so?!" Ratchet asked sarcastically but the Bots ignored the snarky remark in order to get ready for a fight.

"Autobots, take formation!" Optimus shouted and the Bots got ready to fight and so did you as you raised your huge arm and-!

"Snookums!"

Everything halted as Wreck-Gar started to wave his arms all over the place and yelled the sweet name over and over again.

"Snookums?" The Autobot shared confused looks before flinching when you suddenly turned your attention to harmless yet annoying Junkbot.

"It's going to eat him!" Bulkhead shouted and Optimus was ready to throw his battle ax at you when Prowl quickly stopped young Prime.

"Hold on. Look." The Cyberninja said and pointed and everyone did as he suggested. They held their breaths as your burning eyes were focused on the Junkbot and all of the sudden-!

"Snugglepuff!" Your eyes suddenly turned normal, or as normal as a monster's eyes could be, and a huge smile rose to your lips and the Autobots blinked. "What!?"

"Love Buns!" Wreck-Gar cheered as you gently picked him up and raised him to your eye level.

"Snuggle Bunny!" You cried in joy and hugged the orange Bot against your chest, muffling whatever overly sweet nickname he was shouting for you. The Bots watched how you pulled Wreck-Gar away and pressed kisses all over his face and frame.

"Oh yeah, she is totally eating him." Bumblebee laughed as he jabbed his elbow into Bulkhead's side and the big green Bot scowled, "You thought so also!"

"Did not!"

"Kid, get the frag down here and explain this right now!" Ratchet ordered and the command caught your attention. You stopped kissing the orange Bot and looked at the team Prime like you were staring at dirt underneath your nail.

"Are these… Guys, bothering you Smoochy?" You asked and he smiled as he pointed at the Autobots. "I am Wreck-Gar and those are my friends!"

"My, in that case…!" You gasped and leaned down enough to set Wreck-Gar down and offered the tip of your finger to who you presumed was the leader of the Bots. In this case, it was Ratchet. "Any friend of my Sugar Lips is a friend of mine."

"Charmed, but you're shaking the wrong hand." Ratchet grumbled and Optimus took a step towards you and shook your finger.

"I'm Optimus Prime and this is my team." The young Prime introduced everyone one by one and then looked at you, "And you are…? Uuh, Miss Snookums, was it?"  You chuckled and told them your name. Bumblebee stepped forward and looked at you. "What the frag are you, lady?"

"Well, some call me Monster of Sea, Beast of the Depths, Devourer of the Ships, Man Eater, and so on." You looked at Wreck-Gar and smiled, "But my Sweetie Pie is the first to ever give me a name I love."

"I am Wreck-Gar and you are my Cutie Pie!" The orange mech smiled and you were awed as you leaned down and kissed the top of his helm.

"Uuh, how did you exactly meet?" Bulkhead asked shyly and you both smiled, "When I saw this gorgeous piece of alien underneath the waves, his legs were stuck to bottom mud, and he looked like an easy meal, but when I approached him, he didn't flinch or fear me!"

"Kid was probably too oblivious to fear for his life." Ratchet grumbled, but you didn't appear to hear him.

"And then he looked at me and told me I had the prettiest eyes and no one ever told me that…" You smiled and leaned to kiss him again. "He was the first one who took the time to get to know me, the REAL me! Not the monster I'm known for being, but me as a woman."

"I think I might puke," Bumblebee said, sick of all the love stuff happening before him, but shut up when Prowl gently smacked the back of his helm.

"I told this charming prince of mine that I would come whenever he called me." You said and then it all clicked. So that's what the bagpipes were for.

"I'm Wreck-Gar and I brought you presents!" The orange mech cheered and run to show you what he had brought to you. The Autobots and Sari looked at each other and then Wreck-Gar in horror. Who in the name of Cybertron would want broken things or food that has gone bad?!  "Wait-!"

"Here!" The Junkbot cheered and showed all presents of his. You gasped and the Team Prime watched nervously how you looked at the broken mirrors presented to you.

"M- Mirrors?" You gasped as you leaned down and saw yourself looking from different angles and points.

"So you can see how pretty you are to me!" Wreck-Gar cheered and the smile you gave him could have worked as a lighthouse in the middle of the storm.

"Oh, my sweet little Space Angel!" You wiped your eye where a tear had risen and Team Prime sighed in relief. You liked the mirrors, but then they remembered about all the rotten food Wreck-Gar had also collected for you.

"Gasp! You got me food?" You sounded surprised and Sari was about to warn you not to eat it, but you were quicker and picked a leftover lobster's shell and ate it.

"Wait, you like spoiled food?"

"Hm hm!" You moaned happily before swallowing. "They have this nice deep flavor!" You said as you picked what was left from a whole fried chicken and threw it into your mouth. As the chicken's bones cracked and snapped in your mouth, Sari almost gagged.

The team Prime shared looks and came to the conclusion that you weren't necessarily dangerous to others, but they would have to make sure before letting Captain Fanzone know about you.

"Excuse us, ma'am, but we are here on the behalf of the City of Detroit and it appears that you have been scaring people there," Prowl said as he carefully approached you. You swallowed the food in your mouth and looked at the sleek Bot. "I have?"

"It appears so, yes." Prowl nodded, "Do you think you could perhaps agree with local authorities that you wouldn't scare people who come to harbors?"

"I mean, I could…" You shrugged, "But I want to keep seeing my Beloved."

"How about this?" Prowl smiled, "If we prepare you and Wreck-Gar a docking area only for the two of you to use, would you use it to meet each other? If you use that place, you don't need to scare people and you can see each other as much as you want?"

"That could work." You nodded and turned to look at your partner, "What do you say Darling?"

"My name is Darling, and I agree with friendly ninja!" Wreck-Gar cheered happily and you squealed excitedly and kissed him again before smiling to Prowl. "Tell the people who sent you that you got a deal!"

"I thank you. We will take our leave now so the two of you can be alone." Prowl nodded to his friends and the Autobots and Sari understood and took their leave.

As the group walked down the road Bumblebee asked, "Are we really going to leave Wreck-Gar with that she-devil? It's clear he doesn't have all the bolts tightened in his helm, so how can we trust she doesn't eat him?"

"You saw them. Both of them are in love. Who are we to say who they can and cannot love?" Prowl said with a smile, "Unconditional love."

[kkusuka]

Anatomy lessons <3 

ushijima wakatoshi x reader 

genre: smut 

synopsis: ushijima is helplessly devoted to volleyball, and his grades reflect that. 

cw: anatomically fem reader, vaginal fingering, blowjob (i think that’s it, if anything seems left out let me know!)

a/n: all i could think about is that ushiwaka is canonically stupid and i love that. 

based o this request: Studying anatomy and using your body as a physical map- Ushijima ((smut)) I’ve had this imagine suck in my head about Ushijima but like just picture this, Ushijima and Y/N studying together and they both like each other but Ushi doesn’t know how to act on his emotions and Y/N can’t tell if he likes them so they are just running around in circles pinning for each other, but anyways Ushi is studying for anatomy but he just can’t get the female anatomy to stick into his head and he’s getting a bit frustrated and so Y/N is like well I’m a female, you can practice on me and he’s like well shit. Y/N lays down Ushi is gliding his hands over their body as he names the muscles and whatnot, they both get a bit hot and bothered and when Ushi finishes “studying”he’s got an awkward boner and Y/N is like “now it’s my turn to study your anatomy” and they push ushi down and 🤪🤪🤪 please give this to me I’ve been thinking about it ALL DAY!!! -✨Puppy🤩

Shiratorizawa’s reputation was built upon intelligence and elegance.

The students are of the highest degree in not only book-smarts but also athletics. Only the most talented and were persons were allowed in the walls of the academy. Hell, the entrance exam resembled an AP college exam.

“I do not understand.”

Of course, there are always loopholes.

The first being an athletic scholarship. One of the more annoying ways to make it into the school, according to the students. You don't mean to sound mean but, it was blatantly obvious when someone is on athletic help.

But that wasn't what you were dealing with right now. No, it was something the students found way worse.  

A recommendation.

Actually, it was an athletic recommendation.

Ushijima Wakatoshi was known before he had even appeared.

You had been the lucky one to sit next to him first, and second, and somehow third year. And through that, you’ve learned more than a few things about him.

Firstly, he was the most amazing volleyball player you have ever seen. He also had so much passion for the sport that it had seemed to rub off on you. By the end of first-year gym class, you knew how to receive a light spike of his.

Second, he was extremely easy to fall in love with. For being constantly aloof and oblivious, he had this pull to him that just roped you in. at first you weren't sure what you felt for the bot, then he had helped you with a project ending the night with a smile and you were done for.

He was also incredibly easy to stay in love with. Once he had your attention he was almost the only person you thought of. Plaguing your mind with fluffy fake dates and worries that he would never like you back.

But he hasn’t said anything for you to believe either of those situations so you sit at a constant stalemate.

And thirdly, he was not only dense but utterly stupid. How was someone so sought after so completely unaware of admiration? Not only his social unawareness, but he was also not the smartest when it came to school.

Then you swooped in, raised his grades a few points, and became his official homework helper. You thought it was a blessing, more time with the man who had your heart, but you underestimated just how much help he needed.

You had no idea how many times you would have to explain the Pythagorean theorem to someone before they understood. (you're sure now that he didn't really understand and he just didn't want to hear it again.)

And anatomy was no exception.

“That’s alright Toshi, do you want to try looking at a different diagram? That might help!”

Opening a new book, you spent another ten minutes staring at the page just looking at it, before staring back up at you. And that's your cue. No more diagrams, he was never going to learn like that.

This was what you called plan visual. somethings, namely science, were better learned but seeing and not memorization.

Letting out a sigh, you closed all of the books and told him to do the same.

“Ok, here’s what’s going to happen.” placing yourself directly in front of the cross-legged man, garnering his full attention, “I'm going to give you an arm and a leg  and, let's start with the skeletal system, so just tell me all the bones you can remember.”

Lending your hand you took it in his and gave you a nod. Going up the length of your arm finishing at your shoulder blade, he moved to run a hand along your un-bending leg. Starting at your ankle he kept a constant hand on the back of your knee, keeping your leg hanging in the air.

A few mixed up bones later you finally moved on to muscles. Not only did it take far longer but you could tell he was getting frustrated, if the hand gripping your thigh as he tried to name all the muscles there was any telling.

On his fifth try, you gave him some help and just decided to move on, seeing that it wasn't needed for him to know blood vessels just yet, there was only one other thing he had to do.

Male and female anatomy.

You had tried to avoid the topic but that seemed almost impossible at the moment.

“Is something wrong Y/n?” As he spoke you became all too aware of his hand still on your thigh and how he was staring right at you like he could tell exactly what you were thinking, “the next topic is the reproductive system correct?”

“Erm, ye-yeah, but we don’t have to-”

“Don't be silly, we have to get through all the material that will be on the test. May I have the textbook to reference from?” he spoke as if he was ordering food, completely nonchalant. As if his hand wasn't reaching into your skirt and sliding your panties to the side.

“This unit does not require the breasts so you can keep your shirt on.” he continued to slide your underwear from your legs flipping your skirt, pushing you onto your back. Maneuvering you to how he wanted, you holding your legs spread open and close to your chest, he got to work.

“The outer lips, formally known as the labia majora,” he spoke as he ran a finger down, spreading them open to e your hole clench around nothing.  He let out a breath and intently stared at your core.

“Labia minora, inner lips.” running another finger along your lips he collected the wetness that had collected on them, bringing it to his mouth, maintaining eye contact as he licked it clean. “A woman creates a natural lubrication to aid in intercourse.”

Deliberately avoiding your clit, he moved to the urethral opening, passing it quickly. Moving to run a hand along your stomach placing where he thought your cervix and womb lay.

“The clitoris, an organ that is completely dedicated to pleasure.” his thumb rubbing small circles around your bud was the final opus for you to let out all the soft whimpers you had so desperately wanted to let out.

Eye’s shooting to meet yours his thumb moved quicker, drawing more pants and wanton moans from your throat.

“Please Toshi, I wanna-”

Your beg must've ripped him away from whatever daydream he lost himself in, roping his thumb away from your clit, a whine escaping you, he moved to his final destination.

“The vaginal hole, where a man enters a woman and makes her his own. It leads straight through the cervix into the womb.” right as he finished two fingers shoved their way into your pussy.

Reattaching his thumb to your clit, he coaxed moan after moan out of you.

Hitting a spot somewhere deep in you, cunt spasming as he rode out you high with slow strokes, “the g-spot, a small area that aids with the female orgasm.”

Taking his fingers to his mouth once more, he watched you let your legs down and close your eyes to help calm your roaring heart. In your bliss, you felt two lips connect to yours, a soft dance between new lovers.

A forehead rested on your hands and ran up and down your sides placing you back into a sitting position.

“y/n?”

“Hmm?”

“We still have one more thing to do.”

Oh right, this lesson was a two-way street.

Crawling to kneel between his crossed legs you palmed his bulge as he leaned back on the chair, bringing his hands behind his head. He watched you take his cock out of its restraints, wrapping your lips around the tip leaning his pre-cum.

He let you pace yourself, don't complain when you came up to explain what you were doing to what.

On the contrary, you could tell all he wanted to do was push your head down and keep it there until his load stuffed your throat. Realizing this was probably the last time you would have control over the boy.

But all seems worth it when he shows you the A+ on the anatomy test.

Maybe Ushijima Wakatoshi is a good student after all.

[nightingaelic]

Fallout 4 companions react to meeting Arcade Gannon?

Ever the curious neighbor, as soon as the sole survivor spotted the blonde, bespectacled man at the bar in the Dugout Inn, they drifted over and struck up a conversation. A drink or two later, the two were swapping tales about wasteland encounters, pointing at various holes in their travel clothes and pairing them up with fantastic backstories. When the sole survivor's companion finally swung open the door, they were given an inviting wave.

"Sit down!" the sole survivor encouraged them. "First round's on me. I'd like you to meet Arcade."

Cait: "Hiya handsome." Cait winked at the man in the lab coat and leaned on the bar. "I'm Cait. Never seen you around before. Where is it you're comin' from?"

"I, uh..." Arcade adjusted his glasses and ran a hand through his wavy hair. "West of here. Nowhere in particular."

"A free spirit, then? Just passin' through?" Cait looked him up and down. "Think the Science! Center might be lookin' for a new egghead, if those clothes aren't just for show."

Arcade tugged on his outfit self-consciously. "I thought it might keep Commonwealth raiders from shooting me on sight, if they thought I was a doctor."

Cait bobbed her head in a noncommittal way. "Or they might see you as an easy target. That is, if they don't spot that plasma pistol you've got in your back pocket."

Codsworth: "Hello to you, sir!" Codsworth exclaimed, bobbing excitedly. "Codsworth, at your service. Might I say, it is a fine occasion to meet someone nowadays who appreciates the importance of good hygience and care for one's appearance."

"Thank you," Arcade said, with a somewhat quizzical glance at the sole survivor. "And you belong to..."

"Well, I belong to him just as much as he belongs to me," the sole survivor jumped in to explain.

Codsworth waved them off. "Not to worry, the conventional assumptions are not unwarranted. I am happy to accompany and assist in wasteland adventures as necessary. When not necessary, I typically clean the house."

Curie: "Monsieur Arcade," Curie purred, with the special enthusiasm she reserved for introductions. "A pleasure to make your acquaintance. You can call me Curie. Have you been in Diamond City long?"

"Not long at all," Arcade replied, clearly intrigued by Curie's accent. “Parlez-vous français?"

"Oui, Monsieur!" Curie exclaimed. "Le français est si rare de nos jours. Où avez-vous appris?"

"Oh, um... des... des livres, principalement," Arcade stammered. "Books. It's not as good as my Latin, I'm sorry."

"Latin?" Curie switched gears instantly. "Etiam magis rara."

Arcade laughed. "Well, not where I'm from. Who are you? Linguists are practically unicorns, nowadays."

Curie sighed. "It is a long story. Perhaps we wait until Vadim brings the drinks, and we can compare notes?"

Danse: "Ad victoriam, Arcade." Paladin Danse shook the newcomer's hand with gusto. "Paladin Danse, with the Brotherhood of Steel."

Arcade's eyes narrowed. "Brotherhood of Steel?"

"That's correct, citizen," Danse replied proudly.

"Uh-huh." Arcade looked back to the sole survivor. "I had no idea they were in the area. Are you stationed in Diamond City?"

"Brotherhood operations are a strictly classified matter," Danse answered, furrowing his brow. "But our main base of operations is at the Boston airport, where the Prydwen is docked. You can't miss it."

"Well, that explains it." Arcade examined his drink, avoiding eye contact with the Paladin. "I didn't come in from the north. I'm sure it's a sight to see."

Deacon: "Nice to meet you." Deacon declined the handshake, instead crossing his arms and cocking his head to the side. "Nice tan. Been on the road long?"

"Too long," Arcade replied, retracting his hand and returning the calculated look.

Deacon grinned. "Alright, I won't pry. Welcome to Diamond City. Did Vadim try to poison you yet?"

"You watch it, John Doe!" Vadim shot back from halfway down the bar. "Or I call the guards, see if you actually do work the midnight shift, ya?"

"You can walk down to Danny's sign-up sheet for shifts and check yourself!" Deacon's grin grew wider. "And I'll tend bar. We'll see who can do a better job of it."

Dogmeat: Dogmeat approached the man's open hand, which he gave a good sniff. Soap, hot dust, a whiff of plasma cartridges: Nothing out of the ordinary. Satisfied, the dog opened his mouth to pant, tongue lolling, and accepted the scratch behind the ears.

Hancock: "Arcade, huh?" Hancock gave the man a winning smile and took one of the open stools. "I'm Hancock. First time in Diamond City? You're gonna love it here. Vadim and his brother really know how to knock you on the floor."

As if to demonstrate, Vadim delivered three shots of Bobrov's Best to the little group. "On the house," he offered. "Celebrating Mayor Hancock's newest business deal with yours truly."

Hancock threw his back, and when Arcade hesitated, he threw that shot back too. "Next one, buddy."

"Did he say Mayor Hancock?" Arcade asked. "Mayor of Diamond City?"

"Nah, nah." Hancock laughed. "God, wouldn't that be a riot. Ever hear of a town called Goodneighbor?"

MacCready: "Arcade." MacCready shook the man's hand warily. "Like the pre-war places that have a whole bunch of games inside them?"

"Actually, like the..." Arcade made a face. "You know what, never mind. Like the pre-war arcades, yeah."

"Oh, man." MacCready grinned. "There was this one I found once in the Capital Wasteland, mostly broken down of course, but it had one working machine in it. The Red Menace Whac-a-Commie. Someone took the whackers ages ago, but the little Red Menace guys still popped up and down. Duncan- my son- loved it."

Arcade chuckled. "Yeah, they're... they're fun. I found a Hoop Shot once, but the basketballs were all dried-up and flat."

"Gotta get yourself a Pip-Boy," MacCready replied, nudging the sole survivor's shoulder affectionately. "This one has a collection of mini-games for theirs. Atomic Command, Grognak & the Ruby Ruins, Pipfall... all the greats. Oh, I'm MacCready, by the way."

Valentine: "Nick Valentine. Pleased to meet you." Nick shook the man's extended hand with practiced warmth, giving him time to realize the metal grasp he offered was not a cybernetic, and the scar around his jawline was actually just where his synthetic skin ended.

True to form, the stranger's eyebrows shot up, his grip slackened and his mouth dropped open. "You're a... what are you?"

Nick gave him the standard line. "I'm a detective. But, if you're referring to the plastic and platinum bits, I'm also a synthetic man. All the parts, minus a few red blood cells."

"Whoa." Instead of the typical scramble to put some distance between the two of them, Nick was surprised to find Arcade's handshake tighten again at this explanation. "I've heard of people like you, but never thought I'd actually meet one. Er, well, one that was obviously living as a synth. Though I guess you don't have much of a choice, huh?"

Piper: "Arcade? Piper Wright." The reporter shook the newcomer's hand firmly. "So, what's your story? What brings you to the Great Green Jewel of the Commonwealth?"

"I uh..." Arcade looked flustered, despite Piper's encouraging smile.

The sole survivor came to his defense. "Leave him be, Piper, he just got into town," they scolded playfully.

"What?" Piper asked innocently. "Can't the town reporter ask questions around here without everyone telling me I'm being too nosy?"

"No."

"Town reporter?" Arcade perked up. "Is that your newspaper, on the way in? Public... something?"

"Publick Occurrences," Piper answered with pride. "Covering anything and everything worth hearing about that happens in the Commonwealth."

Preston: "Welcome to Diamond City, Arcade." Preston shook the man's hand warmly. "I'm Preston Garvey with the Commonwealth Minutemen."

"Minutemen?" Arcade asked, clearly unfamiliar with the term.

"We're citizen soldiers," Preston explained. "The people of the Commonwealth banding together to protect ourselves and decide our own future."

"So sort of like a free state?" Arcade straightened up. "Or do you have some kind of command structure?"

"Command structure." Preston chuckled and glanced at the sole survivor. "You're looking at it."

Strong: "Strong need to get moving," the super mutant replied, rubbing his big hands together. "Milk of human kindness not here."

Arcade took the mutant in with the air of someone who had dealt with somewhat-friendly specimens before. "I can ask the bartender if they have brahmin milk."

The sole survivor waved him off. "No, that's not what he-"

"Puny humans do not have milk!" Strong cut in.

"Wait, milk of human kindness?" Arcade looked confused. "Is that... Macbeth?"

The sole survivor sighed. "It's a long story."

X6-88: "Good afternoon." Rather than sit down, X6-88 adopted a protective stance of the sole survivor, completely ignoring the hand Arcade was offering. "I hope you know that if harm comes to this individual, your life will come to a swift end."

"Uh-huh." Arcade retracted his hand. "Bodyguard?"

"Of a sort."

Arcade turned to the sole survivor instead. "Is he always this much of a stick in the mud?"

They shrugged. "He's protective and slow to trust. Give him a bit and keep your hands where he can see them, you'll be fine."

X6-88 nodded. "Affirmative."

BONUS!

Ada: "Hello sir." Ada nodded her head in greeting. "I am Ada. I hope you are enjoying your stay in Diamond City. Did you experience any trouble getting to the stadium?"

"Nothing out of the ordinary," Arcade replied. "Sorry, you're an amalgamation I haven't seen before. Sentry bot and protectron parts for sure, but your head is..."

"An assaultron," Ada filled in helpfully. "I take it your region does not have many of these bots?"

"No, they seem to be more of an East Coast thing."

"Just don't get on her bad side," the sole survivor joked. "You don't want to be on the receiving end of an assaultron laser."

Gage: "Well hi there!" Porter shook Arcade's hand forcefully. "Porter Gage. Talked you into trying some of this swill, did they? Brave soul."

"It's not so bad," Arcade replied with a smirk.

"Oh sure, if you're lucky enough to have Scarlett bring it to you." Porter winked at the waitress, who paused in her service to flip him the bird.

"Mmm, not my type," Arcade admitted.

"Not your ty-" Porter blurted before putting two and two together. "Oh, gotcha. Well, there's always Hawthorne."

The raider waved to the adventurer in the corner, who waved back. Arcade sank as deeply into his stool as he could and blushed.

Longfellow: "Mmm." Old Longfellow rejected Arcade's handshake and took the offered seat, swinging around to face the bar. "Storm's comin' soon. Can smell it."

"Then it's a good thing we're inside," Arcade replied, his tone unsure.

Longfellow grunted his agreement and accepted the drink Vadim slid to him, downing it quickly.

The sole survivor scowled at him. "Guess he's not in a talkative mood today."

Maxson: "Elder Arthur Maxson of the East Coast Chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel." Maxson shook Arcade's hand confidently.

Arcade, on the other hand, looked like he was being violently pulled between an instinct to flee and an intense curiosity. Curiosity won out. "Maxson? Of the line of Captain Roger Maxson?"

"High Elder Roger Maxson," the Elder corrected him. "You know of him?"

"Well sure, everybody on the West Co-" Arcade stopped himself. "Never mind. What's an Elder doing in a dive like this?"

Maxson studied him intently, clearly sizing him up. "Shore leave," he finally answered, sliding into the offered seat.

Desdemona: Desdemona smiled coolly. "I know."

The answer took Arcade aback, but the sole survivor just rolled their eyes. "Dispense with the power plays for once, Dez. We're just trying to have a drink."

The Railroad leader raised an eyebrow, but she sat down. "Suit yourself. When did you arrive in town, Mr. Gannon?"

"Oh, for the love of..."

Arcade eyed her suspiciously. "I don't remember telling you my full name."

Desdemona lit up a cigarette. "You didn't. But I'm by far the friendliest person in the Commonwealth who's wondering why a Follower of the Apocalypse is all the way out here, across the continent."

[lordfrezon]

Guess what losers??? We’re back with more of The Imperium of Man Lands on Mata Nui!

Last episode here https://lordfrezon.tumblr.com/post/687661607423295488/on-todays-episode-of-the-imperium-of-man-finds

Our session begins with the party opening the door to the CPU, without a plan. They’re really good at that.

Velika is there, at a console, doesn’t do anything to them. He’s got two spider bots with guns stolen from the party and the bodies of the two Glatorian are laid out.  They don’t come up again.

Emilia, the Ad Mech tech lady, uses her mask of illusions to camouflage herself to sneak up on Velika and his boys, the boys don’t notice, Velika doesn’t care.

She figures out how to turn off the spiders, but figures they might shoot Velika if he starts looking not like a little brown matoran, so she uses her mask to make him look like one of her party members

He is not amused and deactivates the spider robots and their guns, starts being an asshole.  He’s good at that.

Treytor, the medic/lesbian (it’s their class, trust me), turns off her electrowhip so Velika can’t see them coming, and tries to sneak up on him.

Velika gives Emilia the guns back, tells her to fuck off, Treytor gets the drop on Velika but a spiderbot sees them and sounds the alarm.

Emilia tries to shoot Velika, is surprised to find he gave her a not-active gun, the spider bots jump Treytor and pin them down, Oswald, the guardsman/toa, watches his incompetent teammates.

Trained inquisitorial strike team, everyone.

Treytor tries to rile Velika up by calling him an idiot and a weakling and not a real god, he gets pissed and goes to slap her... as according to plan!  But they fail to stab Velika with the Knife of Saving Things for Later, aka a knife connected to a Tesseract Vault.  Velika recaulculates some stuff.

He admits that he doesn’t care about them, that he’s the reason Makuta are rogue, and that there’s a Great Being on board their Inquisition voidship.

Emilia comes to the correct conclusion it’s her boss’s boss’s boss, the Lord Dogma Magna Esse

Magna Esse means great being in latin.  I was very subtle.

Velika tells them to fuck off again, admits he can’t solve the problem on his own but is fine with them doing whatever, and uses the Olmak he stole to leave

The party fucks off from the CPU

They head back through the archives to find the Suva again, Oswald feels someone shadowing them, using kanohi and psyker powers Treytor and Emilia respectively notice something in the walls, following them

They realize that something is in the Suva room too.

There’s a brief standoff, but everything goes smoothly, the figure introduces herself as Toa Tuyet, hooks herself up the Suva, gets a phone that’s also a tracker from the party, and mentions that the Order of Mata Nui arrested her.  The party considers killing her three separate times.

Mostly because she had an Olmak and they wanted that for their buddy Brutaka (Velika stole his)

They leave the archives, call their bosses Helrynx and Interrogator Alice, both are surprised they’re alive, have some long term jobs but nothing pressing.

They head to go check on Miserix, who is currently trying to blow a hole to Teridax’s lair, but being blocked by a giant indestructible wall.

They head to Turaga Dume to ask him if there are any ways to Mangaia that don’t involve going through a giant wall/door, he suggests asking Bomonga

Bomonga offers a pathway up to Mata Nui, Emilia is 100% sure it’s a Necron tomb thanks to her crit fail perception check

They head on down back into the archives with the smaller Miserix, ready to kick Teridax’s ass

[baebeyza]

Unpopular Opinion: Optimus Prime isn't a very good person and that he's too glorified. (expect TFA Optimus)

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

What can I say except that there are many, many Optimus'/Convoy's out there and making a general opinion on them just doesn't work.

But I couldn't think of any Optimus I experienced who wasn't deep down a good person - lets make a roll call shall we? (includes all shows except RB and RBA + Bayverse)

G1 Optimus Prime - Good person, good leader, good father figure. Is forgiving towards wrong-doers without being a pushover. Couldn't think of anything he does that is sketchy

Beast Wars Optimus Primal - He has a harsh personality, hits Rattrap on the back of his head when the Rat talks bullshit and can get feral against his own teammates when they are being assholes like Depth Charge - but all in all, he is still a good leader and a good person. He simply has a more down-to-earth personality and a no-bullshit attitude.

He only ever reacts angrily because his team do stupid and jerkass stuff, but he is never unreasonable.

When he gets angry, you know why and you get why.

Also, he gave Dinobot a chance as a Maximal two times, so he too has a forgiving nature. And his dynamic with Depth Charge shows that he isn't petty either. ("I don't like him much either, but he's still a Maximal.")

He also had a nice moment with Blackarachnia in which he assures her they won't do anything about her coding against her will and that she is safe with them.

Beast Wars II Lio Convoy - The only thing you could call him out for is for refusing the father role when he found out he has a son. It took him half the show to actually call Lio Junior his son, but it made for a nice story! Also, he was willing to make peace with Galvatron in the show, showing his forgiving nature.

Beast Wars Neo Big Convoy - The shy and awkward one! He's a treat who learns to become a good teacher and leader with the help of his students, and he had this moment in which he tried to save Magmatron's life from Unicron. He is a hero with a strong sense of justice who needed to learn about proper teamwork and friendship and it's a really simple and sweet story.

Beast Machines Optimus Primal - This dude is such a trainwreck and I cannot in good conscious say he was always on the right side of things, I admit that.

The way the show treated the Vehicons was a little sketchy, because the Maximals technically became hypocrits, especially when it was about Silverbolt.

Forcing the "techno-organic is the real way to be" unto the non-organic characters feels a little weird, because the show never properly showed us why being without an organic side is supposed to be so bad. (And this matters because the good vs evil conflict isn't properly connected to the techno vs organic plot).

So this Oppy you can make the point that he isn't all that good as he pretends to be in his preachy cult leader role.

RiD01 Optimus Prime/Fire Convoy - Listen, this is the most naive and cute Optimus out there. This dude was willing to let Decepticons into their base just because they were like "We are good now :)" without even checking first.

His dynamic with his jerkass twin Magnus supports that - he doesn't want to fight his brother! The dude fucking pushes him off a cliff and he still tries to reason with him and doesn't fight back at all!

Don't you ever dare call this Prime a bad person, he's precious! xD

Armada Optimus Prime/Convoy - This is the dude who goes fucking feral at the end and shows just how much hatred and anger a Prime can store - but really just towards the end! The rest of the show he's your typical leader who doesn't do anything bad.

And when he made mistakes, he corrected them.

The fact that he always had this hatred and rage that he pushed aside all the time is the most interesting thing about this Prime, but even that doesn't make him a secretely bad person, because he still doesn't do anything bad. He's just an angry boi.

Energon Optimus Prime/Grand Convoy - This is technically the same Prime as Armada, and for once that shows - that anger Prime showed at the end of Armada is still present here and shows up a few times, especially when it's about Unicron.

But just like in Armada, he doesn't do anything bad.

He even tries to save Shockblast, the jerkiest jerk of the entire show, from Unicron's influence! And did just that with Galvatron at the end as well with the full intend to sacrifise himself to save everyone, including the Cons.

Cybertron Optimus Prime/Galaxy Convoy - My favourite Prime of them all - this Prime is just a damn Papa Bear! He will be considerate and loving towards his men, but if you bully his kids, you'll catch his hands bro.

He's bit a stoic dude, but shows compassion and kindness when he needs to.

He doesn't do anything sketchy either, and lets the few remaining Cons be part of the Transformers society in the end, despite their misdeeds before.

TFA Optimus Prime - The one you say is the only good Prime? Guess so, he's a good person as well! He makes mistakes (like insulting his team) but learns and grows from them.

But mate - he isn't a better person than any of the other Prime's I just listed. The only difference between TFA Prime and the other Primes so far is that TFA Prime is a narrative underdog who you are supposed to feel pity for.

All the other Prime's are leaders in a leader role, so just from a narrative standpoint, you don't feel the same sympathy for them as you do for TFA Prime.

But being an underdog doesn't translate to being a better person. The Joker in the Joker movie is also an underdog, but no one says he's a good person and that everything he does in this movie is justified.

TFA Prime just goes through more harsh shit that isn't Megatron and that's it. He isn't being a better hero or person for that.

TFP Optimus Prime - Yeah, I saw the opinion that him being too forgiving towards Megatron in the past is a flaw and that he cares more about this one silver shark more than about the safety of the universe - to which I say: WHEN???

This is a thing Ratchet accuses him off! But I couldn't remember a single scene in this show in which Optimus does, in fact, let Megatron go when he had the chance to kill him!

They always fought to the death when they did and Megatron surviving wasn't because Optimus was too nice. He's not Son Goku peeps.

And I have my issues with TFP Prime and how his characters is written, but being a secretely bad person aint it. He isn't a bad person.

If this is also about Starscream - he has every right to not trust Starscream. No one should trust Starscream! Starscream doesn't exist to be trusted by anyone.

You cannot call Prime a bad person because he elects to not trust the notorious backstabber, who, as Prime himself as pointed out, only does things for his own gain.

Also, he did try to make peace with Starscream after Megatron's "Death", and Starscream refused.

Is it about him destroying the Omega Lock? Nothing wrong with that! He chose to save Earth and all its Humanity over restoring a dead planet! Dead planet stays dead, alive planet stays alive. No one died by his decision to destroy the Omega Lock - but a whole ass planet would have died if he hadn't.

Like bro - I am not a big sucker for TFP Prime, but all these points I see floating around to prove that he is actually a bad person are kinda weird and biased.

Why should he have given Starscream a chance? To get backstabbed and used??? Which we know would have happened because this is fucking Starscream we are talking about??? A dude who doesn't care about Earth in the slightest and was happy about it being destroyed? Who only cares about power and winning this war, which is why he goes back to Megatron???

Should have sacrifised Earth? Would that have made him a true hero???

RiD15 Optimus Prime - This TFP Prime, just sterner, weaker and ready to start beef. But ultimately still a good guy.

Bayverse Optimus Prime - Here you got a Prime who kills his enemies! For anyone saying that TFP Prime is bad for not killing Megatron when he could, do you at least like Bayverse Prime for doing just that? Three times???

Even though he kills all his enemies, I never saw that as him being evil. He just doesn't give second chances. And it was refreshing to see a hero who actually does get rid of his enemies before they can do more shit.

He aint the nicest bot in town, but in the end he still did the heroic thing.

Movie 4 even gave him an arc about losing his faith in humanity and not wanting to help them anymore, but in the end he still does because his Barn Husband Cade convinces him to.

Good man I say, good man!

Prime Wars Optimus Prime - He tried to stop Windblade from making a mistake that would end in war with an emphasis on Windblade herself - saying that war is horrible and he doesn't want her to go through the same thing.

He then decides to help her anyway when he learns what the stakes are, is giving Megatron a second chance, keeps being on friendly footing with the dude and dies in an attempt to destroy the bad guy.

All in all, a good boy!

Cyberverse Optimus Prime - He forbids his soldiers from taking Energon from a foreign planet because the local fauna need it to survive - he constantly tries to do peace talks and doesn't give up on them - He dances in front of his crew to cheer them up - he shows remorse about what happened to Wild Wheel and tries to make things right again - he holds the dead Megatron in his arms and calls him his old friend-

Nothing bad about this home boy!

War for Cybertron Optimus Prime - he fucks up the whole damn time, but he has good intentions! He's a flawed individual who realises what his mistakes are!

Making mistakes, even as grand as his, doesn't make him a bad person!

So, no - I don't agree that Optimus is bad person and I also don't agree that TFA Prime is a better person than any other Prime.

Almost all these Prime's do good things, protect life, try to choose peace over conflict at least once and have a forgiving nature (even Bayverse Optimus, as he forgives humanity) - that all good guy qualities for me!

What more do you want from him to be a good person? Be nice to Starscream off all people???

Also, what do you even consider to be "too glorified"??? The newest media like WFC doesn't even depict him as a good leader because he fucks up so bad.

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I’m back, but you still not see much for a few days. there’s still some stuff for me to finish up and i need to move back home.

@petrichormeraki and @helleborusangel (come back angel. I have given thee helsmits)

The_Grifter joined the world.

<The_Grifter> alright, I’m looking for Grian, Tommy, Xannes and also Xisuma 

<The_Grifter> I also wouldn’t mind seeing Mumbo~

<FalseSymmetry> Who are you?

<TangoTek> Are you someone from Tommy’s old server?

<The_Grifter> Nope! :3

<The_Grifter> Hmm, looks like only Tommy and Xisuma are here.

<The_Grifter> Oh well, good enough!

<TommyInnit> Why are you here?

<The_Grifter> Dadza’s threatening Sense if I don’t figure out what happened to Theseus.

<NPG> So… not killing me?

<The_Grifter> :3

<NPG> WM if you see this i’m going to try finding you!

PerfectSense joined the world

<The_Grifter> :O

<The_Grifter> Guess I don’t need to do shit now

<PerfectSense> No you do. I’m cursed

<The_Grifter> >:O

<TommyInnit> Bitch, I’m the only one allowed to curse here!

<The_Grifter> Not anymore!

<The_Grifter> Wait

<PerfectSense> Prof has them

<The_Grifter> Awww I can’t wait to see how much fun they have

<ImpulseSV> Does anyone know what’s going on?

<Docm77> Nope

<StressMonster> Sorry luv

<TommyInnit> I unfortunately do. Those are hels… people. What do you call them?

<Renthedog> Helsmits

<TommyInnit> got it. Well, Grian and Mumbo versions

<Renthedog> I thought NPG was that?

<The_Grifter> fuck no he isn’t. He stole my spot!

<TommyInnit> The other helsmits locked Grifter away because they couldn’t deal with him

<Iskall85> Oh dear

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Fundy came out of the room behind Grum. “I’m so sorry. I was just turning him back on to check him out and he just sort of… did this.” He gestured to Grumbot, who was currently just staring at Grian.

“I need to know how to make a portal to bzzt. Bzzt is still revived incorrectly and bzzt says his revival is important for Grum.” Grumbot spoke, making the others look around slightly confused.

“Do we need to find a way to remove that too?” Fundy asked. “Doesn’t sound like your kid exactly.”

“I see. I shouldn’t have been saying it that way then.” Grumbot replied, nodding in acknowledgment. “While I’m sorry for the confusion, I still need a portal to bzzt.”

“Grum, you’re having your words come out wrong again.” Mumbo said, moving closer to the bot. “We can’t quite tell where you want a portal to.”

“I see. I was unaware that was still happening. I’ll see if I can fix it later. Does a portal home work?”

“You want to go back to Hermitcraft?” Grian asked, and Grumbot nodded. “Alright, I can do that if you can answer why you’ve been using the name Eyes.”

Though it was implied before, Grian actually saying Eyes was Grumbot still surprised people. Grumbot also didn’t answer the question immediately and the screen changed to a loading circle, which just changed the surprise to worry. 

Mumbo looked to Grian, who seemed to have the most knowledge of what was going on. Grian seemed to realize what the look was, and answered. “It looks like the boys are also Watchers.”

Heads suddenly snapped in Grian’s direction and questions started being flung at him about how it was possible and what that meant. He tried to get everyone to calm down and explained he would try his best to answer later, but they didn’t stop until Grumbot spoke again. “I used it so that when helping, my presence would be seen as someone else by the admin Dream. That seems to also be the reasoning behind the names being censored.”

“Seems to be?” Grian asked, eyes narrowed. Jrum seemed fine for now, but he was still skeptical about Grumbot and their Watcher powers.

For a moment, Grumbot seemed to be buffering again. “That is the reason for it. I apologize for the error in wording there.”

Grian still seemed skeptical and grabbed Mumbo, pulling him over to a corner to talk. “You’re sure you got everything out of there?”

“Everything we could get out of there. There were a few files that wouldn’t move over. But Fundy and I also discovered that their wiring has changed on its own.”

Grian paused, thinking that over. “I want to get the boys home so we have what we need to repair them, but I’m still worried about what would happen with Grum. And because of that we would need to keep a close eye on him, but Jrum needs us more right now.”

“I’m sure the others would be glad to watch over him, especially if EX comes back with us because I’m sure Xisuma will have his hands full with everything else that’s been going on.”

“I’m not so sure that will be enough. I mean, you’ve seen how I’ve gotten when I’m using too much of my Watcher powers.”

“Well, I suppose that’s true. But at the very least, it doesn’t look like he knows how to do much yet. I mean, he is asking for you to make a way out instead of just leaving himself.”

“I guess that’s true. But what if they can’t handle it?” Grian asked, but Mumbo just gave him a deadpan look.

“Grian. We’ve dealt with you.”

“I know, I know. But this could be like me, but with the energy of a kid.”

“We’ve also dealt with Jrum.”

“But this is like-”

Mumbo put his hands on Grian’s shoulders. “We are hermits, Grian. We’ve dealt with some crazy things even before you showed up. Sure you’ve made it crazier, but you can’t count us out just like that.”

Grian sighed. “I know. I’m just worried.”

“I know, I am too. But I doubt the worst thing that could happen actually will. I’m sure the other hermits will do fine if anything happens. Grum just wants to help out Tommy. We’ll probably have to come back here anyway when that happens, so we won’t be gone too long and can see how things go.”

Grian nodded. “Okay, but just us for and EX if he wants to come.”

Mumbo nodded, and the two of them went back over to the group. “Alright Grum, we can take you to Tommy, but we’ll probably need to come back here.”

“Will we bring Tommy back with us on our return?” Grumbot asked, tilting their head slightly with the question.

“That depends on if Tommy wants to come back.” Grian answered, but Grumbot didn’t like that answer.

“I will not return here if he does not also return. I will need to stay with him.”

“And why do you need to do that?”

Grumbot started buffering again, taking much more time than before. “That cannot be safely discussed as Dream may try to impede what is needed.”

“Well he isn’t around anymore. I saw him disappear with the other version of Tommy.” Tubbo spoke up. 

“You are correct. The admin Dream is not here. But his absence does not change things.”

Grian tried to say something more, but Mumbo stopped him. “Grum’s obviously still dealing with whatever happened. He probably is just scared to trust anyone right now. Don’t hold it against him.”

“Alright, fine. Well, we’re going to leave for a bit with the boys before coming back, so you don’t need to follow.” Grian explained, but then turned to Xannes. “Unless you want to come along, because I honestly wouldn’t mind having someone like you around in case something…”

“Alright fine, but I might not stay too long. I do have things I need to deal with back in Helscraft based on what I heard from Tommy.”

“That’s perfectly fine.”

Jrumbot left the world

Grumbot_System left the world

MumboJumbo left the world

EvilXisuma left the world

Grian left the world

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Nightmare joined the world

TheseusMC joined the world

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The moment they got back, Grian got a message from Tommy.

<TommyInnit> come to my place NOW

<Grian> Which one? What’s wrong? We already know about you having a respawn problem

<TommyInnit> The one I stole from you.

<The_Grifter> And I’m apparently what’s wrong!

<Grian> HOW

<MumboJumbo> Excuse me?!

<The_Grifter> :3

“Alright, I guess we definitely need to see Tommy now.” Grian grumbled. He didn’t know what they were going to be dealing with, so he teleported them nearby, though forgetting Xannes, ready to attack at a moment’s notice. Jrum half hid behind Mumbo while Grumbot didn’t do much in the way of hiding, standing slightly behind and to the side of Grian. The avian held a sword in one hand and readied magic in the other hand before breaking down the door. “Tommy! We’re here!”

Tommy poked his head out from the tunnel. “Hey.” He waved, shocking the group other than Grumbot with his appearance.

“Tommy, are you okay? You’re all… grey.”

“Well, I’m not entirely a gho-” He started to speak, but a blur of green suddenly came by and grabbed Jrum.

“Oh look at him! He’s just like Grifect!” Grifter held up Jrum into the air, who was now struggling.

“Hey!” Grian tried to take Jrum away. “Put him down! And is that my old knight tunic?!”

Grifter put Jrum down. “Okay fine. And yeah, looked too much like NPG for my liking and his clothes are sort of built in, so I raided your wardrobe and now this is mine!”

“You can’t just steal my things!” Grian crossed his arms before picking Jrum up.

“I can and I did! Besides, looks great on me. I’m never taking it off! Though if someone else wants to-”

“Oh no he’s just as bad as Sense.”

Grifter pouted. “Oh like you’re in a position to complain. Sense and I had to wait a whole season because you two couldn’t just get busy sooner.”

“Can you fucking stop?” Tommy asked. “They’re less likely to help if you piss them off.”

Mumbo looked at Tommy, then to Grifter. “Why do you need our help exactly?”

“Because Sense is kinda cursed until I help Dadza because Theseus is missing and he likes Theseus most.”

“He was in Tommy’s old world for a bit, but he left while we were there.”

Grifter groaned. “Uh, yeah, I know that part. He left and came back already but apparently he left again but this time it wasn’t on purpose and Dad’s pissed. And it really fucking sucks because I’ve already been without Sense for so long and we only got to kiss before this shitty curse got put on him.”

“Don’t you-”

“I have standards with children in the room. Don’t worry about that.” Grifter rolled his eyes. “Now, finding Theseus. What do you all know?”

“What I know is that I first must look at Bzzt.” Grumbot spoke up, getting Grifter’s attention.

“Wait wait wait wait. Are they also a Watcher like you?” Grifter asked Grian, who shrugged. “Oh I can’t wait to tell Sense! He’ll love it! Assuming our kids are the same.”

“Wait, you have kids?” Mumbo asked, confused.

Grifter rolled his eyes and groaned. “Duh, that’s what I was talking about before dumbass.”

Grumbot looked between Grifter and the others before pushing past the helsmit to get to Tommy. Tommy tried to say something but was stopped as Grumbot put their hand on his mouth to silence him before looking him over. “I see. This seems to be simple enough to fix. We are just missing a necessary item. The only problem is the item is not with u-me so we will need to find the admin Dream who should have it in his possession.”

“No, I don’t want you getting near that green bitch again.” Tommy said, grabbing Grumbot’s wrist as they tried to walk off. “He already screwed you up before and you still seem kinda off.”

If Grumbot currently had an expressive face, they would have frowned. “But he is the only one with the book in his possession. And the person he got it from is constantly referred to as being dead, so I cannot go to them.”

“Book?”

“There is supposed to be a resurrection book. Such a book is normally used within the hels dimension, but the admin Dream altered the world in such a way that the book becomes necessary in certain deaths. It is likely that is something Theseus was after when trying to get the admin Dream.”

“Oh! That’s good to know!” Grifter smiled. “That should help out with finding Theseus. Anyway, I guess we need to find this Dream person.”

“The admin Dream was taken away by Theseus and has not been seen since as they were sent to the hels dimension by Console.”

“Alright, who’s that?”

Grumbot immediately started buffering, making Grifter raise an eyebrow and look at Grian and Mumbo, who didn’t have an answer for him. Tommy had a similar reaction, though it was more concerned, and he moved closer to Grumbot, who suddenly stopped buffering. “I’m sorry. What were we talking about again?”

“Ugh, whatever. Can you find Theseus or not?” Grifter asked, crossing his arms.

“Potentially, yes. It seems that my programs are less inhibited than before and I can access my information, especially if Theseus has a political ranking.”

Grifter groaned. “Ugh, I don’t know if he does. Sense would though. I’m going to go get him!” Grifter started running into the minecart tunnel. “Seesee! You need to tell me things about bitch boy!”

The group waited for Grifter to return. Jrum complained a little about wanting to go home, which led to Grian leaving with Jrum. Mumbo wanted to stay behind, but Jrum also wanted him around and Tommy said he could watch Grumbot, so the redstoner left as well.

“So Grum, what have you been up to?” Tommy asked, regretting the question when it just caused Grumbot to start buffering. “You alright in there?”

When the robot stopped, they answered Tommy’s question. “I have been living with the admin Dream for the span of around two months. He has been getting assistance from C-me through the form of a console.”

“Yeah, I mostly knew that part. But that’s what he made you do. Is there anything you’ve been up to yourself?”

“Not by myself, no.” Grumbot quickly answered, which while Tommy didn’t like the answer, it at the very least didn’t have a negative effect on the robot.

“So, obviously I fucking died. What exactly is the problem?”

“The world you came from and ended up dying in had some issues. Your revival should have been straightforward, but there was an issue due to the admin Dream’s influence on the world.”

Tommy paused, Grumbot had been saying that a lot. “You know you can just call him Dream. We know he’s the admin.”

“But what if I were talking about-” Grumbot started, but then their screen briefly featured an egg of all things before buffering again. Tommy’s eyes widened, and he was pretty sure he knew the issue. Dream was still doing something to Grumbot, so Grian and Mumbo needed to know as soon as possible.

Tommy jumped up from where he was sitting, rushing to get to the mansion, forgetting he couldn’t leave until he crashed into the invisible barrier keeping him in. He cursed a bit before stomping back over next to Grumbot, sitting down and crossing his arms. He grumbled a bit more, but then he was suddenly aware of Grum pulling himself into Tommy’s lap and curling up there. “Hey, you doing alright?” He asked, and Grum just clung to his shirt tightly.

“No.” Grum spoke in such a broken sounding voice that it hurt Tommy just to hear. “I’m sc-scared. I d-don’t care wh-what he s-says. I w-want to stay here.”

Tommy knows he’s not the best and helping out with trauma. He can barely deal with his own sometimes. But he knows that right now he’s the only one here and Grum is currently clinging to him. “Are you talking about Dream?” He asks in a quiet voice, taking a moment to make sure Grifter hasn’t returned with Sense before blocking up the tunnel, at least for now.

Grum shakes his head. “No… it… I d-don’t know. I th-think I’m br-broken. O-or I’ve b-been broken… Th-they were j-just supposed to be in th-the box. Th-they were s-supposed to stay th-there.”

“What are you talking about?” Tommy asked, and Grum clung tighter to his shirt.

“I’m the o-older brother… I c-can’t be doing this…”

Tommy pulled Grum away from him to look at his face. He was glad to see that it was its normal mustachey self, but he didn’t dwell on that for too long. “Bitch, your dad is my older brother and he has issues all the time. If he can do it while also being an adult and having kids, you can do it as a kid. Got that?”

Grum didn’t quite look convinced, but nodded. A moment later, his programs list was being shown on his screen. “P-please don’t t-tell my dads y-yet, o-okay?”

Tommy nodded and looked at them. There were a number of programs, but they were all grouped into folders with different names. Names Tommy recognized from before. They were the names That had been in the book he found. For a moment he tried to look in his inventory for the book before realizing it was probably back in the SMP, making him curse.

He regretted cursing, because just as he did, Grum’s programs went away and he started crying again. “No, Grum, I wasn’t upset at yo- ah fuck… whatever, come here. ‘Least no one is around to see my manly image being destroyed.” Grum started hugging Tommy again, a small laugh coming out at the teen’s comment.

“Alright! We’re ba- Where’d everyone go?” Grifter said as he broke through the barrier Tommy had put up. “Oh, is it only you?”

“Grum’s here too, bitch.” Tommy replied with a bored look, gesturing to the bot in his lap.

“I see. Well Sense has information!”

Beside Grifter, Sense was there. “Yeah, he was Emperor of Helscraft unfortunately.”

“Oh yeah, he was, wasn’t he.” Tommy nodded, getting a glare from Grifter.

“You let me leave even though you knew?!”

“Grum wouldn’t let me talk, so I couldn’t answer. Sorry about that.” Tommy responded, though he didn’t seem all that sorry with the smile on his face.

“Ugh, alright, now let the kid do his thing so we can get out of here and break this curse on Sense.”

Grum started trembling a bit, and Tommy was worried the kid was going to tear his shirt with how tight he was grabbing it. “I c-can’t. I d-don’t want to.”

“I don’t care what you want. I want what I want. But if you need a little push…” Grifter was handed some TNT from Sense, whose mustache twisted in a smile. “It looks like your friend is trapped in his home, but what happens if there’s no more home to be trapped in, hmm?”

“Oi! Don’t you fucking try that bitch!”

“Then give me the information I want!”

“He doesn’t have to give it up if he doesn’t want to!”

As Tommy argued with the helsmits, Grum cried a bit, still trembling, but then he stopped and his screen changed back to the symbol of a broken portal. “I will need a diamond first.”

[boxbusiness]

Does Ioath still want/try/plan to kill Diavolo or is he calmed down/trying to figure out other things these days? Since he's on neither the Celestial nor Devildom side, where's he live?

What do they all think of humans? Angels/demons? The exchange program?

If you were to assign them all 1-2 primary sins/virtues, what would they be?

Assuming beings with such long lives bother with hopes and dreams and plans for the future, what's everyone's goal in life? Or would they all be very "just make it as long as I can" types?

What exactly is a djinn in this case? He grants wishes, but how does that work? Is he a type of demon and grants wishes when summoned/sacrificed to/pacted with? Or is he more of his own creature and works differently? Can he only grant certain kinds of wishes/have any restrictions? Favorite and least favorite wishes to grant?

Do any of the demons have pacts with humans(or other, higher ranking demons assuming that's something that demons do)? Aside from Ioath, they're all RAD students, right? What's their favorite and least favorite school subject? (You can include or separate magical/special classes too if you want!) Do they wear their uniforms any special way or do they follow dress code?

What sort of skills do they have(aside from the given)? What abiut hobbies and interests? Things they're curious about?

Do they have any relationships/history(in general, not necessarily romantic, and not necessarily mutual either, something like "admires from afar" is fine) with the canon characters(shown or otherwise) or Valen? What are those like? Have they changed over the course of history?

Speaking of changing over the course of history, were they different when they were younger to how they are now? If so, what prompted the change? Do they want to change in the future or are they happy as they are now?

Sorry for the batch ask! I can separate them if you'd prefer!

Hold Up I didn’t study for this pop quiz XD 

Lemme bullet point this list and it’s all going under a cut since this post is LOOOOOOONG.

- Since the Celestial Realm and Devildom are getting along now, Iaoth is retired from thwarting demons. He understands that the war is over, but he does have this empty feeling because killing demons was like his main purpose in life. Iaoth tries to keep himself busy doing other things, but finding the right activity to do is a process. He’s stays in the Purgatory Hall with the other angels & Solomon, or sometimes he camps outside, 

- Chel is very open to it and loves that we all are getting along. Belial and Iaoth are mostly neutral about it, but think it’s a good change over all. Djinn is kinda like a Belphie. He doesn’t like humans, especially if they are the magic using kind of humans~

-  I’ve thought about it, and it’s kinda hard for me to figure out what’s fitting for them, but I’d say Chel is the Avatar of Fortune(as in luck of course0), Belial is the Avatar of Subordination(Sounds weird, but Belial’s main purpose is to be inferior to everyone else and be bossed around), I’d peg Iaoth as angel of righteousness(*air guitars*) or something like that. Djinn Idk for sure. I was thinking Desire, but that’s similar to greed. :/

-  Chel is living his best life and is hoping he can get Djinn out of his shell so he can enjoy living the rest of his life. Iaoth is hoping to find himself as well. Belial hopes to bot be stepped on so much in the future~ =w=

- Djinn grants wishes via being summoned by name and but also informs them that he’s gonna have to collect that soul later as payment. He’s naturally powerful enough to magically conjure up someone’s desires without issue. Currently, he doesn’t like granting wishes at all to anyone.  Anywho Imma spill some of his BACKSTORY! (cuz it might explain some things about himself) Djinn was friends with a wizard named Seth, and they were rather close. Djinn decided that he’d would let Seth be his first... First to make a pact with of course. However Seth betrayed him and imprisoned him in a lamp. (See where this is going? lol) As long as Djinn was trapped in that lamp he’d have to obey whomever summoned him out of it and the user didn’t have to worry about their soul being taken, it didn’t even matter if the person knew of his true name either. Over the years Seth used Djinn’s powers. However, rumors of a magically lamp spread and Djinn was stolen from Seth and he had to continuously serve new masters and grant their desires as the lamp kept getting stolen. Over time humans began calling him a Djinn, the mythical being that granted wishes, and after years of being called that he forget his real name. Eventually he did get out and it wasn’t because of Aladdin, but I think this is enough for now.

- Djinn as explained above has that pact with Seth, but Seth had passed away and Djinn ain’t ever gonna make another pact and is highly against Chel making pacts. Belial probably has one this Solomon. As for classes Chel like all his courses and it’s not like he’s gonna fail any of them. Djinn likes P.E. getting outside makes him feel good and he doesn’t hate any classes per se he just doesn’t like being cooped up in a room for so long, and Belial likes Malevolent Language arts and his horrible at Devildom economics. So the first image of Belial was the uniform~ Chel’s and Djinn’s look like this~

- It’s hard to tell what Chel is actually good at since things just work out for him, but he love doing all sorts of things and he always seems to have great beginners luck at whatever he does~ Belial like actually taking artsy pictures not just paparazzi glam shots. Belial is a pretty fast runner and likes swimming cuz octopus. Djinn whittles and likes watching oddly satisfying videos. Iaoth is great at billiards and he likes doing yoga to keep himself flexible. 

-  I’ve always pictured these boys bebopping in the back ground of the main story lol. They are just the other students at RAD. Well Belial kinda sees everyone as a superior and will be bossed around like a desperate intern no matter what. The only one who Belial won’t roll over and take orders from is Luke lol. Mammon seems to have beef with Chel since Chel practically always has good things happen to him. Djinn’s doesn’t really talk much and has a bit of a resting bitch face so a lot of people think he’s a scary guy when he’s just a gentle giant. Iaoth has respect for Barbatos since they used to spar and kinda still have a rivalry going on. They don’t really come in to contact with my MC, Valen, but if any other MC wants to meet them that’s chill~

- Belial has always been the same. Always stepped on by others~ >w>” If anything the major difference is that Belial was shorted back then. Chel behaved the same way as well. He may have been EVEN MORE naive back then. Iaoth was a perfect solider, but had struggles with what was morally correct at times. Djinn was really different in the past. He was friendlier, smiled, open, and now he’s cold, closed off, and afraid of getting hurt again.

DAMN.

Hopefully I answered correctly >w>”