#allemagne zero points

[notajoinerofthings]

(three words so tender)

[pol1z1stens0hn-fanpage]

[octopuscato]

"Allemagne Zero Points (Official Release)" - Jan Böhmermann | ZDF Magazi... We should just unironically send Böhmi with this song next year. xDDD Like, we have a captive audience, we can’t get worse than last place, why not have fun?

[maybejuel]

Imagine Luxembourg sending a German artist next year and then winning.

Meanwhile Germany like:

[torezzal]

Fuck I love this so much, and without wanting to jump on the hate train again I actually like it better than the official entry...

[izzymalec]

before i go to bed i need u all to know that germany has preemptively made a eurovision song about losing eurovision and it's a shame that it can't be our entry next year cause it's an absolute banger and losing with that would be an honor

[pol1z1stens0hn-fanpage]

[boomerman110]

Ich hab mal ein paar Gifs aus dem Allemagne zero points Musikvideo gemacht cause why not

[thequeerlibrarian]

Watch ""Allemagne Zero Points (Official Release)" - Jan Böhmermann | ZDF Magazin Royale" on YouTube

[katropolis]

"Allemagne Zero Points" :,)

[krokonoko]

"Allemagne Zero Points (Official Release)" 

Jan Böhmermann | ZDF Magazin Royale

[moonlightwhisperatnight]

Allemagne Zero Points (Official Release)" - Jan Böhmermann | ZDF Magazin Royale"

With this Song Germany would have made more Points for sure 🤣

[hurdygurdywizard]

Muting my television and blasting Allemagne Zero Points instead.