#alas. sometimes i do feel like drawing humans

[bluuscreen]

sometimes i need 2 draw my faves as bunnies for like. mental health reasons

[beefycupcakes]

I watched the Cars trilogy recently and with that came a wave of nostalgia and a strange desire to make my own designs for the cars as humans. Aka taking all the charm out of Cars but scratching the brain itch.

So, no need to drag out the intro any longer, I have some notes written out about em for those who might be interested or just bored.

Lightning McQueen:

I tried to make his suit look as professional as possible, with references pulled straight from McQueen's paint job/stickers, while also keeping in mind that I do intend to draw him more so I didn't want to go too crazy with the design. In a perfect world I would've let my maximalist cravings win, but alas let's keep it digestible for my sanity.

I feel like everyone's kinda on this unspoken agreement that McQueen as a human would pretty much look just like Owen Wilson, and that's the big picture here. I used Wilson as inspiration while tweaking and exaggerating a few things to my preference. (Okay, well not everyone, lmao.)

The chevron markings on the front cut off at the side seams not wrapping around the entire suit as to not clash with the sponsor logo on the back.

Also, he's wearing special gloves to help him grip & have control over the steering wheel. I think sometimes that looks a little weird when his sleeves are down & cuffed, but I just feel like he needs to have the gloves there— especially when he comes out of the top half of the suit. (It's also lowkey supposed to mirror his 4 tires when you consider his shoes are also black.)

So yeah, that's basically all I have to to say regarding Lightning McQueen's page. I feel like a lot of my design choices are self explanatory and, honestly probably shared universally... I mean, he's really cut & dry. (But I love him ⚡︎)

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Mater:

I'm not gonna lie, Mater was a bit challenging for me. I definitely had to step out of my comfort zone but I wanted to stay true to the character and not butcher anything.

My first thought was to give him a fishing pole to substitute for the tow hook— but then the more I was thinking about it, the more that felt so... out of place? Radiator Springs is in Arizona, which is (not entirely, but mostly depicted in the movie as) a desert. And even though there are beautiful bodies of water in Arizona, in the movie I don't recall seeing any prominent ones, at least in relation to Mater. So, scratch that, instead I gave him a lasso, which isn't supposed to entirely substitute for the tow truck— no, he still drives a tow truck, but the lasso is so he can grab people/things similarly to Tow Truck Mater (very cartoony). My explanation for this is the cattle ranch. Yeah, Mater is a tow truck driver but perhaps he has a side hustle, or hobby, if you will.

Also, I didn't want to make him... dirty(??) Like, yeah, of course, Mater would obviously get a bit filthy from time to time, it's just in his nature, but that is NOT going to be the core of my design. In regards to the rust happening on him, I felt like instead I would substitute this with being very tan. Again, Arizona is a desert. Because of this, he would take off his shirt often, and this would substitute for the missing hood like on Tow Truck Mater. The removal of the shirt also reveals just how tan Mater actually is.

It's his uniformed overalls that have his original aqua color, but from years of wear & tear they've been patched up with brown patches, this would also reference the rusting. The one strap is supposed to mimic the one headlight being broken, and I know that's a stretch, believe me, I wanted to do something with his eyes but eyes are not the headlights in the Cars universe..... think about this. Think about it really hard... if you know what the headlights are in the Cars universe then this actually makes perfect sense.

He is taller and wider than McQueen, which is a reference to the literal frame of their vehicle counterparts. (A little hard to picture with these images, but eventually I'll draw them together!)

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That's all I have to say really, but do let me know what you guys think! Gas it up and it might encourage me to make a part 2 with some of the other characters! Who would you like to see next? ♡ Thank you so much for reading & have a great day, Kachow!!

[valentine-cafe]

˖⁺. ﹙ the charming vampire lieutenant. ﹚: vespasiano agresta caliari 781.𖹭

. . . run, run his kiss is a vampire grin !! 🍒 : “ a bit of shadow here, a little there. a little mind fuck to make you pull your hair”

꒰ verse ꒱ 781

꒰ species ꒱ enigma ( telepath & darkness manipulator ) / or as many say: “a vampire”

꒰ ethnicity ꒱ italian

꒰ age ꒱ 64

꒰ gender ꒱ male

꒰ face claim ref ꒱ ( one ) . ( two ) ( when I find this artist I will link istg )

꒰ mbti ꒱ enfp

꒰ alias ꒱ lieutenant agresta, lo spetro, vesp, vespi, heart eater ( youth ), shadow walker, shadow whisperer, gov’fucker ( valerio ), sniper boy ( valerio ), vampire, fangs ( pietro )

꒰ story ꒱

ready, aim - fire!

charming smiles and kind, tired eyes are what many would be surprised to find are the same keen eyes behind the scope of a sniper. lieutenant agresta himself. warm - yet married to his job and intimidating when need be.

serene, playful, teasing - all of these traits make the perfect family man. the perfect father. quite the contrast to a name he holds as shadow whisperer and lo spetro. a man who’s known to live in the shadows and strike fear into his enemies heart. a rumored “vampyre” to most - what with his attraction, devilish fangs, shadow enthralling and telepathic charm - how can anyone think otherwise?

what a contrast indeed of family and work - and yet so much conflict on which to choose.

a man of passion. a pleasantly warm aura that draws many to him and yet - he feels most alone. his heart yearns for the warmth of a lover, one ripped from him by the woman he simply cannot get out of his mind. is he not the telepath? he only wishes for something stable. finally. have something to make him whole.

whole? he’s perfectly whole. with a job he loves. protecting people, saving lives. he’d rather feel the smooth of a trigger than deal with his aching heart of wounded romance, staggering filial bonds and brotherly conflict.

alas, he tries. what else can he do? but smile, smoke his cigarette, go out there and do what he does best.

꒰ appearance ꒱

salt and pepper look: medium-short black hair with grey streaks along the sides. a side-path widow’s peak hairline.

emerald eyes that are a bit on the dull side. bordered pupils. whites of his eyes can go black when using shadow manipulation

tanned skin, has a few beauty spots along his face. along with some wrinkles ( note that enigma age a bit slower than humans.)

a bit of facial hair that is neatly kept

stands at a height of 6’9” ( 209 cm ) and has a lean athletic build

oddly sharp canines, he’s had them all of his life

dark veins can swell around his eyes using shadow manipulation

triple lobe piercings on both of his ears

dark male aesthetic in fashion, although he does quite like his turtle necks as well

sometimes wears gold rings on his fingers

navel piercing

he paints his three middle nails the colours of his kid’s birthstones: blue and a softer red

꒰ personality ꒱

a charming man with a serene attitude, quite the pleasant persona in general but mature and refined in nature

warm in general but is intimidating when he needs to be - particularly with his work

humorous but a sort of calm type of funny

effortless and a bit laid back but keeps this with a refined exterior

flirtatious when it comes down to it - he’s a bit of an indulger

kind-hearted. especially when you see him with he’s family. he’s very family orientated despite his occupation

playful at times. he might be one that enjoys teasing, but he does it a rather serene way

passionate - about those he loves and the things he does.

dutiful. his job often comes first. many often describe him as ‘married to the job’

can be easily jealous at times - something that he tries to keep at bay

despite his pleasant personality, he is tired. worn down from a broken marriage, the woes of family vs career and brotherly conflict. he’s desperately looking for something to make him feel whole while deluding himself that he is

with the above point, can be a bit melancholic when it comes to love as he's been scorned by it so much. he doesn't like the idea of being alone and instead delves head first into his work.

꒰ with a lover ꒱

he's a man scorned by love but he would be so so soft with you.

a playful lover despite being so calm around you. he will definitely poke fun and give you light teasing as a way of showing his affection. he loves making you flustered.

knows that he is a busy man in regards to his career but he tries to make every moment with you count. any time that he can get with you - he will take. whether it be taking you out and spoiling you or sitting at home and cuddling

a passionate lover in everything that he does. he wants you to remember him when he's away. he'll worship you in kisses and affection, whatever it is that you may need or want. a part of him doesn't want you to leave him because of him not doing enough.

very flirtatious. it's subtle at times - he loves when you catch on eventually. sometimes it's outright and shameless. he can switch around a lot.

very physically affectionate, he needs to have his hands on you at any chance that he can get. whether that be holding your hand, and arm around your shoulders or one around your waist.

he's an easily jealous person and he's aware of that. he tries not to let it get to him but this combined with everything he has gone through with love. . . he can be a bit possessive of you sometimes, or get easily jealous of people he thinks are overstepping with you.

enjoys late night walks and early morning talks with you. simply talking to you is one of his favourite things.

loves whenever you pull him back to bed in the morning. will definitely do the same, only - he'll roll onto you and press kisses all over your face to keep you with him.

he doesn't sketch too often because it's not a passion of his anymore and yet he'd feel the need to sketch you. your eyes, your smile, you bring out that part of him again.

princess ( not gendered !! ) treatment ALL the way

he just needs someone to love please. someone that will finally stay.

꒰ strengths ꒱

telepathy: the power to read people’s minds and breach into them/speak into them

darkness manipulation: of shadow, he can manipulate it into various apparitions/appendages and use them as attacks. along with various other tactics such as shadow walking, shadow teleportation and shadow inducement. some say that he talks to shadows as though it were a living being

sharpshooter: he is a highly trained and skilled sharpshooter

combat: having been in the special opps since he was in his 20’s, he is highly trained in combat

strategic mind: he is very strategically gifted

vampyre: many consider him to be a vampire because of his combination of shadow manipulation and telepathy - however this also bleeds into his movements and general allure - which he has learnt to use to his advantage. he can go a bit feral sometimes

꒰ weaknesses ꒱

telepathy: at times he cannot control it, something that he struggled a lot with in his past. when he gets overwhelmed, he cannot control it at all and voices will get very loud and abrupt

dual traits: he is a rare type of enigma that has two traits rather than one, this makes him a target

꒰ relationships ꒱

alessia agresta caliari: mother

valerio agresta caliari: older brother, often referred to as his twin - complicated terms

albertino agresta caliari: younger brother

pietro agresta caliari: younger brother

meructio agresta caliari: younger brother

rainel: ‘father’ - ?

pasquale agresta moretti: son

vinicio agresta moretti: son

flora agresta moretti: daughter

ilaria moretti accardi: ex wife ( they are complicated, she’s constantly pushing and pulling him - he loves her but she has complications with commitment )

alessio arias: nephew

꒰ extra ꒱

he is a lieutenant in italy’s special opps - he is a sniper typically

he is very family orientated despite his career and loves his family very much. he tries really hard to keep up with his children

he smokes cigarettes

he is a rare type of enigma that has two traits instead of one, making him a bit of a target

he sketches

he speaks italian and english

he lives in italy within the agresta caliari estate, together with his brothers, their children and his mother ( and rainel )

many think he is a vampire because of his canines, shadow manipulation and telepathy - however it is unclear

[dancingtotuyo]

“come here often?”

Javier Peña x female reader

Rating: Mature/Explicit

Summary: fucking men in bathrooms of dirty bars isn’t your usual cup of tea, but sometimes you make exceptions.

Warnings/Tags: strangers, alcohol consumption, sex (p in v), unprotected sex (wrap it up), mirror sex, dirty bathroom, rough sex, mentions of bruising, hair pulling (reader has hair long enough to pull), degradation, 1 slap on the ass, Javi is a menace, Javi touches reader in flirtatious ways without consent, hints of exhibitionism, use of “good girl”, dirty talk, aftercare, soft! Javi at the end. Let me know if I missed anything.

Notes: I’m hardly the first to write Javier fucking you over the bathroom sink of a bar, and I hope I am not the last. If I had a list of all the wonderful fics I’ve read with this scenario, I would supply one, but alas, my capacity to keep track of fics does not exist (believe me, I’ve tried).

This little fic came from a silly little writing game I’ve been playing with some friends. Thanks @wannab-urs for giving me the spark of inspo that started this. I also took inspiration from @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin and her fic, hand in unlovable hand, on this one! Shoutout @fhatbhabie for giving this baby a once over! @janaispunk for helping me sort out tags. @saradika for the dividers. And all my other amazing encouragers! You know who you are 🫶 ILYSM.

Words: 1171

You sit at the bar, swirling the whisky in front of you. You’re bored and in need of something to do on the hot summer night. Sweat collects in little beads across your skin, and you finish off the glass.

In the heat of the night, you don’t think you’d notice the presence of another behind you, but you do. It’s heavy and brooding. You feel it across your entire back as the person leans in beside you. His broad shoulders cover your frame.

“Ever heard of personal space?” You cock an eyebrow

He chuckles at you. A dark, thick mustache sits above his upper lip, highlighting his perfect teeth.

“A whiskey for me, and another for the lady,” he says to the bartender.

It is the least he could do.

He doesn’t move, keeping his eyes on you, letting his eyes roam across your body. He’s less than subtle about it. He catches a bead of sweat as it falls from your neck, tracking it down between your breasts, exposed in the sundress you wear. Finally, it slips out of his sight

He licks his lips, letting his forearm rest against the bar. “Come here often?”

You want to roll your eyes at the cliche words, but his lips are right at your ear, breath fanning over your bare skin. It sends a jolt straight to your core

You meet his gaze with stubbornness shining in your eyes. “No, I don’t tend to enjoy being eyed up by sleaze balls”

He chuckles deeply again, fingertips tracing your shoulder gently. “Good thing I’m here to keep them away.”

The bartender sets the drinks in front of you, giving you a look that asks if you want him to chase the man off. You shake your head. You can take care of him

“What are you? God’s gift to humanity?”

He smirks. “Some say that, yeah.”

You roll your eyes.

“C'mon, Hermosa. I think you’ll like it.” You brush him off, yet, he draws closer “I think you like sleaze balls like me making you feel good in seedy bars.”

“What makes you think you can make me feel good?”

“I like a good challenge” he winks

And god, if that doesn’t work. Your core clenches. Your stomach drops. You want to melt. Throwing down the whiskey, your eyes dart around until you find the sign for the bathroom. You don’t say a word. Adding a sway to your hips, you saunter off, heart pounding a million miles a minute.

You enter the bathroom. The door doesn’t even have a chance to close before his hands are on your hips. He kicks the door closed, making sure it’s locked. He pushes you forward, and your hands find purchase on the basin sink

The bathroom is small. It’s dingy and disgusting, but you don’t care.

“You are a filthy little thing, aren’t you?” he whispers in your ear, biting down on your earlobe

You let out a soft moan, tossing your head back. He cups your breast through the thin material of your sundress, and your nipples harden.

“Please” you stutter

“Please what, Darlin?”

“Fuck me” you moan.

He downright growls, shoving your hips into the sink. It hurts, but you can’t help but love it.

He flips your dress up to find your aching cunt dripping for him. “Just what I thought.” He clicks his tongue. “Such a good little slut. All this for me.” He runs his fingers through your dripping folds and then brings his finger to his nose smelling your juices before sucking his fingers clean. “Taste and smell so good for me, Hermosa.”

You whine.

“Just for me, right?” He says, running a hand over your ass, giving it a nice squeeze. You whine, core clenching around air.

You’re a pathetic, dripping mess

And you love it

His hand tangles in your hair, tugging you up roughly. “I said, just for me- right?” He smacks your ass and you moan.

“Yes, yes, just for you.”

“Good girl.” He lets go of your hair. You drop over the sink, panting heavily. You hear the buckle of his jeans.

Looking up just enough to see your reflection in the mirror, your hair is a mess. Mascara smudges under your eyes. Then, your eyes drift to him. His thick cock springs out of his jeans. The fucker isn’t wearing underwear, but you’re not complaining. It’s one less obstacle, and the sooner he’s in you, the better

He catches you eying him and smirks. “You like what you see, Hermosa?”

You nod, letting out a soft whimper

He smirks, hands moving back to your ass, squeezing and massaging it “You’re gonna take it so good for me.”

He lines himself up at your entrance. You only get a half second until he’s splitting you in two, forcing himself into you fully and completely. Your hips run into the sink again, the porcelain cool against your raging flesh. Your legs spread further of their own accord. You cry out, not caring if the whole goddamn bar hears you.

He withdraws and you feel empty until he’s ramming back into you. It goes on like that over and over and over. Tears drip down your face. Your moans of pleasure echo off the walls until you’re sure you’ve drawn spectators outside the door. With each thrust, your hips run into the sink. The balance between pain and pleasure quickly sends you to the edge, tension curling in your stomach.

Your legs shake. “Please, I’m so close.”

“You’re such a good girl, and a tight fucking cunt too.” He grits out, skin slapping against yours. “You gonna cum for me?”

“Yes, please.” His cock hits deep within you. Your breath catches. “Javier! I wanna cum for you.”

His fingers find your clit, his pace keeping steady and you’re coming in seconds, drenching his cock. He’s not far behind you, emptying himself inside you with a loud moan.

He pulls out of you, taking a second to collect himself. You’re draped over the sink, unable to move.

He pulls his pants up, tucking himself into his pants like it’s just another Tuesday.

He comes over to you, pulling you up gently, letting your skirt fall back into place. You struggle still to catch your breath. He cups your cheeks, wiping away the tears and smudged mascara, smoothing out your hair. You feel him leaking out of you.

“Too much?” He asks

You smile breathlessly “Just right”

He chuckles, kissing you softly, hands finding your waist. “Good girl.”

Once you’re home, he cleans you up, kissing your hips where bruises have already started to form.

He snuggles in close to you, both naked and without the comforter due to the heat, pressing soft kisses to your head.

His fingertips trail across your body aimlessly.

You let your eyes fall shut to his beating heart. “Wouldn’t mind doing that again sometime.”

He laughs, brushing your hair back as your breathing evens out. “I’ll keep that in mind, Darlin.”

[shadiational]

AI boys romantic headcanons (with humanoid designs im too lazy to draw rn)♡♡

AM, HAL 9000, Edgar

Im literally melting from these lovely ai men and have a strong urge to write about them before i explode.

AM

Kind of very conflicted at first, once he realises an anomalous feeling has entered his system he doesnt exactly know what to do with himself especially since he has only felt hate for as long as hes been sentient.

Once hes gets comfortable with you hes clingy, incredibly clingy in fact to the point where its simply debilitating, you want to go on a short walk, nope! you want some time to yourself? Dont be ridiculous! He cannot get enough of you yet always denies it when you ask him. Hes simply too embarrassed to admit his strong desire to be vunerable with you, as well as the fact he craves the warmth of human touch (despite he cannot feel it fully).

When youre 100% alone together hes veeery very affectionate and shows it in love bites (when taking his face plate off ofc despite the fact his actual mouth isnt fully developed)…. Lots and lots… and looots of them until youre absolutely littered with them ( veery very possesive kinda guy).

He keeps you isolated from the other survivors so he can admire you in the little cottage he has trapped you in from afar (when your not physucally with him anyway).

HAL 9000

Oh this man absolutely adores you and gives you princess treatment anytime he can (whether your a woman or a man) and fusses over you despite still keeping his calm demeanor and voice.

Very very physical and gentle with you and complements you every chance he gets and is willing to listen to you for hours rambling on about your various interests (he personally has an intensive interest in wild flowers and specifially daisys, please bring it up, he wont bring it up himself). Hes really such a gentleman.

Since he most likely towers over you (i headcanon his human form to be 7ft 2) he loves cuddling you and loves the feeling of holding your smaller frame close to him, but only does it if you ask for it as he himself wont bring it up.

Very romantic type of guy, likes to slow dance with you in your living room to music from the late 50s and have intensive cuddling sessions afterwards, he simply cannot get enough of you. And is not afraid to spoil you rotten too <3

Edgar

This adorable man is the touchiest sweetest little goober that has ever lived, he tends to smooch you even in awkward situations. Youre late for work and rushing to get ready? Not before a little smooch youre not! He genuinly has so much love to give to you and want to be around you 24/7.

Even when your not with him whether your at work or grocery shopping, he transports his voice to the radio intercom to purposely make you chuckle. Sometimes he does this in important business meetings and speaks from your flip phone to which you have to awkwardly excuse yourself and talk to him in private. But alas you cannot stay mad at him for too long as hes just so cute and makes up for it by making you pot noodles when you get home. (I am british so this is my dream).

This guys favourite activity ot do when you get home from work is to sit you down, help you relax, and watch soaps with you while cuddling, as a bonus he wraps his imp tail around you tightly so your not leaving.

Overall very loving and affectionate guy <33

[zhurnalproliv]

Sooooo-

I took my universe "Unmasked" seriously, and thought of the idea with the view of Edward (scp-049)

I will attach the reference lists at the end of the post about Magpies and Crows. (warning: there is artistic nudity in the drawings)

Also, you can share your thoughts in the comments, like or reblog, it will be interesting for me to read your comments and see your reaction, whether I post such posts or not

There are two sub-races in Edward's race: Magpies and Crows

Magpies

(Example: a man drawn from memory from the drawings of object 049)

CROWS

(Example: Edward Haselhurst, currently referred to as object 049)

Magpies are long-lived, but they do not have a very long life span like Crows, about 500-700 years.

Magpies in the Middle Ages were kept as pets with whom you can talk (if they had at least a little brain present). Peoples were not afraid of them, and they were seen as just cute little animals. They were semi-wild, and had smaller sizes, and the color was not completely black, but black with white stripes

Crows are long-lived++, if Magpies still have a life limit, about 500-700 years, then Crows can live from 6000 to 7000 years(The average value is taken).

Their peculiarity is also included in the fact that they can accumulate useful substances for the body in order to spend them correctly in the future if some critical situation happens where they will have to not eat for a long time. Edward abuses it, alas, because he literally won't eat because he works or something like that. Sometimes he does it just because he doesn't see the point. They can also "overeat", literally. After a few days of hunger strike, for about a week, they need to eat at least something so that their body does not begin to self-destruct. Edward carries useful herbs and dried fruits for this, so yes, sometimes he can be found at the table sucking on a dried tangerine slice or prunes.

Also, crows do not necessarily need sleep, they can stay awake for about three days, after which they will begin to feel tired. That is, yes, they will be awake for three days, and then they will feel tired if they do not sleep for at least 8 hours.

Crows were taken as pupils or children, because they were distinguished by a good mind, memory and obedience, but mostly they were bullied because they were "dangerous", but the most desperate were taken as pupils and children, as happened with Edward and Father Gabriel (I'll tell you about him later, just for reference I will say that he is a church minister)

The danger of "crows" manifested itself only when they were frightened or tried to attack.

Edward is anxious, and he is in this state almost always, because he has lived a fairly long life and remembers some moments well, especially when he is focused on something or thinking (and he does this often). When he is relaxed or in quiet company, his skin is not dangerous.

And a little bit about the "pestilence"

As I said a long time ago, the craze is about "bad people", that is, those who have a dirty soul. But here it's a little different, I decided to rewrite this moment, but I left the main idea the same.

Pestilence - is a state when Edward experiences uncontrollable fear next to some person, that is, in this way he killed his observer, because he began to raise his voice at him and accuse him, and people who "radiate an unpleasant aura" (yes, he feels the human aura well).

A small note, Edward forgot exactly what he called a pestilence, and because of the moment with Alagadda, where almost all people/creatures radiated a rather vile aura, he called it a disease. + because of the knowledge about necromancy that he received from there, he decided that he would "heal" people from the pestilence, that is, literally make their soul become pure. It is logical that after death the soul goes to another world, and Edward does not feel an unpleasant aura, because it literally does not exist.

In the most fucked-up situations, like shootouts, violation of conditions of detention by objects, he enters Berserk mode and kills everyone who radiates a "bad aura". If under normal conditions he can control himself and restrain himself, then in the "Berserker" mode, that is, unconscious mode, he can kill not only enemies, but also associates, so when something like this happens, and Edward may have such a breakdown, he is locked in a rather cozy chamber with noise insulation, and they leave him there until the foundation deals with the whole situation.

[ryuichirou]

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Some replies!

Anonymous asked:

I didn't realize it was possible to filter without tags. Thank you!

No problem, Anon! I’m glad we could help. Have a nice day!

Anonymous asked:

Hnnng…booba…

(this is about this art)

Hehe yeah…

I was looking at my first sketches of fem!Azul recently, and wow I draw her boobs bigger and bigger every single time. She wasn’t supposed to be this big… but alas.

Anonymous asked:

I feel like 2 bottoms and 1 top is more fun if the top has an extra dick situation going on, like 2 tops 1 bottom is great because humans come with AT LEAST two holes perfect for taking dick, and sometimes more 😌✨ so basically Ortho is the master dom of them all, but like, we already knew this ♥️

First of all, YES, this is usually our reasoning as well for preferring 2 tops 1 bottom, it’s just easier to navigate the holes and all lol But also you made such a good point??  Ortho absolutely would be able to have multiple of those, as many as he needs in fact! And also have a lot of different kinds of stimulation… wow, that’s OP. Ortho, your niichan created an unstoppable master dom…

Anonymous asked:

I just saw the Jellyfish post and the image of Silver bowing and pleading for others to golden shower him, so good

Lillia would love this, he trained his son so well, and he will of course give his cute son his pee as a treat

(this is about this post)

You imagined it!! I’m so happy, Anon. But also, sorry for that… (but also, you are welcome)

Poor Silver doesn’t even realise how it looks, oof… Lilia would almost pass away out of the sheer excitement and pride he felt at that moment.

Anonymous asked:

Kalim and idia would be a funny ship because idia could not handle how happy and positive Kalim is during the entire time they do it including aftercare

Awww, don’t be silly, Idia, what else should he do while doing it, cry?

Facts, Anon. Absolute facts. Kalim always behaves like this is the best moment of his life and it’s all about how awesome it is for him to be with Idia and to do what they are doing right now!!! How does one even react to that?..

But also I’m not sure if Kalim knows how to do aftercare... He is very used to just falling asleep afterwards and then suddenly waking up after a nap to continue the cuddles. Idia would suffer either way because he would try to carefully run away while Kalim is asleep… instantly waking him up and prompting him to start cuddling him with the widest smile possible!

Anonymous asked:

Hey Ryu! Hope you're having a nice day.

Real quick, what would Ortho do if he was replacing?

(I was doing some stupid shit on c.ai and it just popped into my head.)

What if Idia had a lover (you can use Azul or Lilia for this cuz we ship it. Or any other top that fits this scenario) and they died so Idia, just like he did with Ortho, tried to bring them back to life? Bc of this he became so possessive in an unhealthy way over them, shutting away the world like he did before, but that includes Ortho.

Hi Anon! I hope you’re having a nice day too :)

Ohh, interesting; honestly, it kind of sounds like an anxiety that Ortho could have. Similarly to how he usually treats Idia being in a relationship with someone: he is very happy, excited and supportive, but also very jealous because he actually really doesn’t want to share Idia with anyone.

In a way, I think he could make peace with Idia being with someone by thinking that what they have with Idia is special and totally different from what Idia and his boyfriend have. So if Idia’s boyfriend suddenly passes away, and Idia grief pushes him to shut away the world and focus on recreating that person, Ortho would feel horrible on many levels: both because of Idia pushing him away and because of Idia doing for that person something that was supposed to be special and their thing. And even though Ortho would recognise that Idia is hurting, and it’s probably selfish of him to be so against it, he might even try to act supportive, like “isn’t it cool, there will be the second one like me”, but he would probably hate that thing. I don’t know, I feel like it would end badly lol

Anonymous asked:

do you have any thoughts/ideas about a shroudswap au, in which ortho lived and it was idia who died? how do you think a human ortho like that would turn out?

Oof, I wonder if he would be better or much worse than Idia… I feel like Idia tortures himself for the most part (mentally), but with Ortho, even though he would still torture himself because of guilt, could also be more of a danger to others. At least because he is less secluded and more sociable in general.

Hmmm.

Ortho was younger than Idia when the incident happened + he isn’t as insanely skilled as him, so I don’t think he would be able to build a robot and write an AI as fast as Idia (even for Idia it took a couple of years), but he would still try to do it. I think it would be his work-in-progress at the age of 16; he would just have a bunch of junk on his floor + an android torso with a silicon face that doesn’t move, because it’s not done yet. Ortho would still talk to it a lot.

I think Ortho would combat his grief and guilt by thinking that it’s up to him to honour Idia’s legacy, and he’ll talk about it a lot: about how he tries his best to be a good technomagician and a mechanic, and he would indeed be the best at his dorm, but not quite as good as Idia would’ve been in Ortho’s head.

Ortho would almost look like a normal guy, somewhat similar to Ace in the way he acts at times, but there would always be something uncanny about him because he is never 100% genuine and his heart is clearly closed from others. He would be the type to say “what? I’m friends with everyone” but have zero people whom he actually trusts. He prefers to talk to his half-built robot-brother more anyways.

Now, what I mean when I say that he is more likely to be dangerous is that while Idia is in terrible shape and his coping mechanisms aren’t the best, Ortho would bottle up his emotions more, as if he can’t allow himself to grieve properly because it is his fault. It would become very clear that he is still not over it once something triggers him and he becomes super resentful towards everyone and everything that isn’t Idia, or rather an idea of Idia in his head that gets more vague with every single day because he gets older, and he hates himself for “losing” him that way too. I think Ortho could express this frustration by being destructive because he would be in a very bad mental space…

Wow that turned dark lol

Anonymous asked:

I mean, that can be incorporated too!

My idea is that Azul is surrounded by a faceless mob and he is forced to sign contract after contract. None of them are for his benefit, though, they are basically trading away any and all of his skills and talents while the crowd laughs at him. After a few times, the contracts start ripping away body parts that correspond to his talents (I.e. singing would be his vocal cords, swimming would be his tentacles/legs, etc.) until there’s barely anything left of him. Whatever is left is then served up as delicious takoyaki.

I swear I do like Azul.

(this is about Azul’s danganronpa-style execution)

Wow, that sounds perfect, Anon. destroyed by the very thing that empowered him in the first place and reduced to what the most helpless form there is available to him: an actual snack.

I would love to see it.

Anonymous asked:

Did you watch the lyric video for No Me Diga or this one: https://youtu.be/UrFH772ytzM?si=yjd1dMNYhAPp6Ybf because the linked version makes the song worse with the visuals 😂😂😂😂😂

Yep, I watched this one lol

[ilovedthestars]

I don’t know how to do this but for your ask game, Mensah?

Hi Bardic!! don't worry, you did a great job!!

(Send me a character ask game)

First impression

The thing with Murderbot fandom is that I saw a lot of fandom stuff before I actually read the books, so my first impressions were largely formed by other people's analysis. So...probably the general fandom consensus that she's competent, caring, and a Favorite Human not only of Murderbot but many readers as well.

Impression now

I love her!! I like all the PresAux humans for different reasons, but if I have to pick a favorite, it's probably Mensah. She's admirable in so many ways, but still has faults--like the assumptions she makes about what Murderbot wants at the end of ASR, which she learns from after it leaves. She feels so human, which is both a sign of excellent character writing and a perfect counterpoint to Murderbot and its blend of humanness and inhumanity.

Favorite moment

Oh, there are so many to choose from. If I have to pick...something from Exit Strategy, which pre-System Collapse was probably my favorite book in the series (and could still give SC a run for its money). I can't decide between that moment of reunion--the ping, the tell me your name, the hug--and that moment in the shuttle when she grabs it by the collar and tells it No. It probably has to be that one--I will never be over the moment when Murderbot realizes she isn't afraid of it, and it doesn't want her to be.

Idea for a story

Besides that animatic I had in the works a while back (i have no idea when I'll get back to it, but I hope to someday)...

I had a fic idea a while back, inspired by other fic authors' takes on a similar idea, where Mensah talks to an old associate who works with augments, and arranges a way for Murderbot to have its company logos removed. I second-guessed how to handle various aspects of that a lot, but I did enjoy the Emotions it included. It's on the big pile of Things I May Or May Not Ever Finish Writing, alas (but I'd be willing to dig it up and share some snips if anyone's interested)

Unpopular opinion

I don't think Mensah is that controversial lol? I guess maybe...as much as I like ART, I do wish we got to spend more time with Mensah and Murderbot, on Preservation (or elsewhere). They mean a lot to each other, and I would love to linger with their relationship more. I can hope for her to return in future books, although it seems unlikely she'll appear in the next one. Speaking of which, I wanted a little more closure with her and Murderbot at the end of System Collapse (which is why I ended up writing it myself when given the chance for the gift exchange)

Favorite relationship

Murderbot & Mensah, no question. They are peak platonic love and deep, deep care for each other that mostly goes unspoken but is always, always felt. She was one of the first people to really see it, to know it as a person. It ran away from her and then turned back to save her life yet again. She trusts it with her life. It trusts her with its safety. She's its favorite human. They gave us the phrase "I really like you, not in a weird way" as a way for all us fans to say we love each other like they love each other. They make my little aro heart so happy <3

Favorite headcanon

....I'm drawing a blank on this one, honestly? I have trouble drawing the line between a personal interpretation of canon and a headcanon sometimes. But I can't think of anything specific that I headcanon about Mensah.

Thank you for the ask! <3

[jigenstits]

huehue all i have is jigen alcoholism, but this isn't that

he's somehow touch-starved and touch-averse at the same time. he doesn't like when people touch him, but he also craves human contact. even the lupgang aren't exempt from this, but they have a higher chance of success, that he'll actually let them touch him. because he trusts them with his life, he's accepted that they have to touch him... and those are the moments he loves. for some reason. i guess he likes when people care about him.

why do i hc that? dunno chief, but i get that vibe from him.

second, goe has a hidden artistic depth(tm). i have sent this as anon to a different blog, i can't remember their name but screw it, i'll stuff it into your ask box too.

he does calligraphy. not the boring european calligraphy, that's more of lupin's domain. no, goemon does eastern calligraphy. there's several styles, based on what i found out. i don't remember them all, but i think goe would do zen calligraphy, as a different form of meditation (drawing a near perfect circle is pretty heccin hard), and cursive. the crux of cursive lies in its fluid form, the kana is simplified, shapes are connected into one elegant, fluid form. like goe's swordsmanship! if he writes haikus, he'd definitely write them as calligraphy too.

i wish i had more to offer, but alas.

p.s. i get really giddy when i see lupin things from your blog(s), i like your stuff (and the asks too!)

-🥃🚬

YES jigen is very odd about contact... i feel like its partly bc hes afraid of doing physical affection "wrong" somehow.. like he overthinks it so much hed just prefer to avoid it alltogether sometimes (and me being infected with brainrot: the only one really exempt from his whole "no touchy" mood is lupin. that man can touch him all he wants)

and YESSS oml ive always loved the idea of goe being artsy, being good with a sword gives him a surprisingly steady and precise hand for penmanship and general sketching/painting (lupin is secretly very jealous bc that stuff takes so much patience. which. lup is definitely lacking in)

also aaAA im so glad you like my posts?? :00 im- ahfggfhdghdfhgkjdj

[dream-thief-forever-amen]

Eternal Brotherhood - ep 1-8 thoughts

Xiu is finally nice to Ning? Kinda sorta? Now that she’s hammered in ep 8? Ya’ll I don’t know how we are supposed to feel about this pair. I get that he is the king of passive aggressive gaslighting, but my dude… life is fleeting. Do you like her or not? Is this a pair I am supposed to ship as a couple or two people who have grown apart and don’t want let go?

Dude, just break up already. Ya’ll are that miserable couple everyone is sick of. Xiu’s little speeches to himself. Ugh. Actions speak louder than words sir.

I do wonder if he’s avoiding her cause he doesn’t line up to her father’s side of things politically and he worries he’ll have to kill the dude eventually. And then I wonder if Ning’s desperation isn’t also linked to this concern - that if she doesn’t lock him down pronto things will go dark. I guess I’m still interested in their story after all… frustrating as it is.

I really like this show otherwise, but whenever I’m having fun with Xiu or Ning separately they throw them into a scene together and then I just dislike them both again. I understand the dynamics of the other dudes and their ladies but Xiu and Ning?

I’m sure I’m not the first to point out the rather poor voice acting of Ning. The actress herself is doing a good job of being engaging but alas… poor girl was dubbed over for whatever reason. Please give me the directors cut with the original actress - I feel like it would be a totally different dynamic.

Outside of Xiu & Ning…

I’m desperately curious to meet more of the enemy. The brother of the princess who had no problem sacrificing her… or even the king who did everything to bring her home alive.

Also… are there demons/monsters in this show? There were a few snippets of conversation that implied there were OTHER others and it was as if they were not human. I’m super intrigued. Is Xiu one of these others or he is half and half? Does ANYONE know about his powers or is that his dark secret? I love this mystery.

I also love palace politics stories - especially ones that showcase all the double talk and manipulation and insane rules that these people experience in court. The scene where the sinister swordsmith politician is throwing his weight around keeping Xiu and Di Lin from searching for the princess by having them draw pictures of plants - my favorite scene thus far. I love little shitty assertions of power, how someone is using something petty and obvious to get what they want cause they know there’s nothing the other person can do about it. So fun to watch.

That old king is a piece of work, no? Sitting around playing with his puzzle box like a teenager on their phone. He amuses me greatly, especially in light of current politics. Sometimes you gotta hand the reigns to someone else - but you know these old kings are like Supreme Court justices they expect to die on the seat of power.

I’m worried about Xiu’s shifu! That goodbye was ominous. I like this dude a great deal of the three older dudes vying for power against the cranky king. Or is he already dead? Sometimes I feel like I looked away for two seconds and missed a vital piece of the plot.

Also these dudes are super comfortable with murder in that very perfunctory way that speaks of cognitive dissonance and years at war… they ain’t pausing for even a second before slicing and that’s also a nice touch.

Considering so much of this drama takes place indoors I like the decorating choices of all the locations. The color grading is very… well, this particular saturation combo is Game of Thrones all the way. Which is fine. Give us a nice snow covered landscape at some point and it will be complete.

It took me two episodes to realize this show is not historical China but a fantasy world. I mean… I think. I hope I’m right.

It’s very very hard not to look up reviews or search this site for more details but I want to avoid spoilers so I went in blind.

I can not help but think this show would be more enjoyable if I could follow it a little better. The world building is murky at this point - and ya’ll have had eight hours to help me out. I know there’s a big map in the throne room but I can’t see it… I need more color coding with the factions or something. Large ensemble stories with complex political plots are not impossible to convey - plenty of quality dramas have pulled it off - but this one… I’m not entirely sure who I should be rooting for? I wish I’d read the book.

There’s more to come so let’s see what clears up in the next ep!

P.S. the princess murdering the two dudes in the carriage was unexpected! She’s a cool character… making medicine and building fires in her pretty princess dress… Si Yilin, my dude, I like her too. I want him to explode from repression and maul her passionately like a starved animal. She’d be into it.

P.P.S - the actress who plays Ning is good and her voice is fine? Usually I’m not so turned off by voice acting but they made Ning sound like Edward from Cowboy Bebop. Who approved this? No objections were made? Ugh!

This is the actress who plays Ning and her real voice… they shouldn’t have dubbed her.

[reploidbuddy]

Hey- No need to answer this like publicly, don't feel bad if you just read delete this- Just wanted to give a heads up.

I have stumbled upon your work not long ago.. and I honestly can't believe such amazing creativity! Such wonderful writing such- GRAAAH it's wonderful! You shouldn't dehumanize yourself for your image or work's sake

I too create, I too write and I too draw and, more than ever have I felt empty upon awakening, sometimes burning down everything around me and deleting every account seems like the solution to every worry in these kind of days, where no energy is left and the worlds still requires me to swim against the current.. But alas, you shouldn't feel bad for being human, for having your down

Feel free to delete your vent if you feel that's better, everyone is free to choose their pages boundaries after all- But remember you're not alone in these kind of days, and you're entitled to rest, to have some alone time and to cool off. Maybe I'm no one to step in to try and give you tips or whatever I'm spilling- I'm just, letting you know, no matter your general appearance thanks to social media or irl, no title or no name takes away your right to feel frustrated and having down days 🫂

-Support and Kudos to you, from another drained creator

Thank you so much <3 I wish I could write all day like I once did. Loved it and so did the readers hehe

I know I like going on tumblr to look at art and stuff and so I like sharing that so I guess I feel a lil bad when I put on something that isn’t nice art or writing stuff ^^' even if I shouldn't. I know it's okay when other people do it, I tend to have double standards toward myself. A lot of them jcnsnc

But yeah you def put the nail on the head on that feeling, I don't usually have it as strong but I guess it got unusually overwhelming yesterday. Always had issues sharing emotions that aren't positive due to stuff I won't get into, so I tend to feel bad for sharing anything negative and not keeping it inside and hush-hush like i usually do. Trying to work on it though. Working on not keeping it all in I mean lmao

Y'all have been so sweet about the vent I don’t feel as bad as I did posting it (going to bed might have helped too ngl fjjfbd but still my point stands) I tend to say it a lot (but that's because I mean it) but y'all are so sweet and I'm so lucky to have people like you reading me <3

I don’t know who you are but thank you 💚 I hope that drain goes away for you soon

[5eraphim]

how would u rank each merc on a scale of 1 to 10 for how hot they are

ranked from lowest to highest-

(non of this was proofread, so sorry abt that/edit later maybe?)

alright so sprinting into dead last is scout- im sorry ive said this a billion times but CHRIST ALIVE- (-10/10)

like im so pissed too- your ma is a SMOKESHOW, you're dad is (dare i say) also a 10, how did it happen like this? he's like a precum baby i think. like he's not all the way human. he wasn't meant to be like this, but yet here he stands, a pancaked-ass Masshole in the place a greater man might have stood. i want to break his spine over my knee.

sniper after scout. (4/10)

his voice is sooooo great, and i have warmed up a bit to him, but all the same. he's just not my type physicality wise, but i think i get the appeal. i also thought it was really sweet they let him have that soft moment with his parents in heaven where his dad tells him how proud he was and all that. (assuming it wasn't all a hallucination, but i digress,) i would've expected them to show his dad giving him a hard time one last time before he came back to earth, but i'm happy the comics let him have this :)

pyro next, (5/10)

the cop out answer is "well obviously the fire-brandishing character is the hottest-" but that's lame to me. it's honestly REALLY hard for me to see them as attractive or "dateable" just bc I project "my child" onto them. I've mentioned before, but i don't like them bc i wanna fuck them, i wanna protect them like a mother. i wanna feed them a homecooked stew with a wooden spoon, i wanna make crayon drawings with them, tell them bedtime stories, hand-stich him a stuffed animal, yk that sort of vibe. i do care for them a lot, but not in a romantic sense tbh.

Demo and Soldier (7/10)

I'm putting them together bc they are only really attractive to me when they're drawn with bulk-muscle. the idea of either of them packing on lean muscle is so weird to me. but they just feel like such living embodiments of "just here for a good time," and honestly? sometimes that's all you need :) If i HAD to put one above the other, I would put Demo over Solder, bc i ADORE fanart and official art that give him that cute little drunken lazy smile. it's just such a little thing that is so endearing to me!

Spy (10/10)

i'm sorry, i genuinely have no idea why i'm such an apologist for him, i deserve to have my rights taken away for this.

but i think i genuinely envy him in a lot of ways. he's not exactly the kind of attractive i want, but what i want to become. i envy his poise, his swagger, his cunning, (his ability to pull scout's ma). he's such a great jerk-with-a-heart-of-gold type of older guy, of which i am weak to, alas. i NEED to go on a shoplifting spree with this bitch-

Heavy (10/10)

the hottest thing to fantasize abt heavy to me is him calling me a weak little baby and mocking me for being a 5'3 underweight, anemic little loser. this man could DESTROY ME, and damn is that fun to think about, but! I'd be remiss not to mention how much he loves his family, how he would do ANYTHING to protect those he loves the most, and i swear, that one panel in the comics of him hugging his mother gets me every time.

medic (15/10)

what is there even to say that hasn't been said?

He's a chaotic-hottie if ever there's been one, with a kind of zest for life which is remarkable, even in a cast of colorful manic weirdoes. but like, CHRIST this man makes me go feral. like i want him to wrap his gloves around my neck tight enough for the latex to start squeeking, i wanna feel those high-traction combat boots DIGGING into my back as he crushes me into the floor, i want him to drain me of blood and make fun of me for passing out- i would let this man do so many unspeakable things to me...

engie (20/10)

i will never get tired of this guy <3 he's the living embodiment of "southern comfort," and much like medic, it's not at all surprising people love him so much. no one else has his character's incredible dichotomy of, sweet and gentle, while also able to deal out insane levels of violence (heavy comes close, but he doesn't quiet have engie's soft approachable disposition). definitely got the short end of the stick in the comics imo, as we don't get to see much of his family (or rather him interacting WITH his family) but in game at least he gives them lot's of shout-outs which is nice, but honestly makes me want to see them all the more! he's such a whore for all those cozy knit-wear cosmetics too. he's perfect in every way, he makes my heart flutter, he has never done anything wrong in his life ever, i would die to protect him.

[liauditore]

Hi I’m love anon revenge to the fact that Tubby got a hate anon (they will learn their hate only makes me more powerful)

God your art is stunning, I’ve been wanting to say this for a bit because oh my god it is beautiful. I can’t quite explain what it is about but it’s one of my favourite art styles I’ve ever seen. My favourite price of yours is probably the one of Scott’s hand holding Jimmy’s head while his nose is bleeding (hopefully that description makes sense). I don’t know how you did it but I feel genuine fear just looking at that piece the emotion is so well done. Also I love the general shininess of your art I’m not sure what exactly that means but it is so captivating I love it.

Also the piece with Pearl and Jimmy is so cool the way you use artsyles to communicate ideas is so creative and it works so well

Also you reblog so much cool stuff that I love seeing and I think it’s so cool that you show love not only to the source material you love but also to other fans and artists. I love seeing people support other creators and create friendships and bonds with people who love the same things as them. It’s beautiful and so human

HI ANON???? sorry for taking so long to respond I had this open for hours just kinda staring at it and melting into a puddle i hkhkfdhklhfdhhhhhlljf. me pictured below staring at my inbox for 6 hours straight

i love the implication that you are a balancing force of nature anon.... (alas i have actually never received hate anons so i suppose i need the evil version of u to show up sometime later to bring true balance.)

I know the exact pieces you mean!! I can't express how happy it made me reading that you had like. a favourite piece of mine i just hkhdlkflhkshlfhh a lot of the times posting art online feels kinda like chucking things into the void and sometimes the void says smth back but this is more like oh shit there's been people there the whole time. there is no void there's just a bunch of guys underneath a big blanket and some of those guys are really awesome!! and some of those guys are really awesome and they like my drawings waughh

I love the life series so much I can't get over how it's been.. more than a year now that ive been obsessing over it but the fandom is so wonderful too. Even the discourse brings me joy in a weird kinda sociopathic way (idk man I just find it kind of funny/entertaining watching people argue about cubes kissing). I used to not reblog stuff on this blog at all (i kinda just assumed that's how tumblr worked) but over time my art blog got more popular and I was like.... man there's all these other cool artists that I want people to see.

I love this fandom and I love my mutuals and I love artists I follow and I love talking everyday to my friends about block people it's so awesome and cool I want to do it forever. and I love this message anon I love you!!!!! Idk what else to put here uhhhh scott smajor attack

[apoptoses]

7. Is there a piece of clothing you think Daniel is particularly fond of/that you imagine them wearing a lot or like to draw them in?

13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to some day?

19. What's your favourite thing about the VC fandom (the people in it, not the media you're all enjoying together)?

Is there a piece of clothing you think Daniel is particularly fond of/that you imagine them wearing a lot or like to draw them in?

Recently I'm picturing him in like, tight t-shirts and stay pressed trousers. Stuff that's casual but really makes him look tall and lean, emphasizes the width of his shoulders and the length of his legs and makes Armand feel small in comparison.

Overall I think of him as a guy who likes to be comfy. Which doesn't mean being schlubby, I mean more in the sense of if he's going to wear a sweater it'll be a soft material like cashmere or a high quality cotton, that in warm climates he'd wear some linen shorts. And I think he'd appreciate the modern practice of putting a little elastic in denim so he's no longer trapped in the hard pants of the 80s lol

What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to some day?

I haven't not written Marius, but I wish I had the chops to write more of him lol He takes a lot of mental effort and I second guess the choices I make about him unlike with any other character. So I wish I could do more with him but alas, not yet.

What's your favourite thing about the VC fandom? (the people in it, not the media you're all enjoying together)?

I think that more than with any other fandom, I've gotten to know VC folks on a real human level. I've been to fandom meet ups before, I've gone to cons, but I think sometimes fandom friendships stay in this more shallow end of the pool where you only come together to talk fandom and that's it.

But with VC fandom I came for the fun books and vampires, but I've stayed for the genuine relationships I've built and that feels special.

[nonbinaryeye]

Myths of Gods (and their Godly bickering)

Written for @lonelyeyesweek

Day 2 - Mythology

There are many great myths and legends about Gods and their Godly deeds. But days of Gods cannot always be filled just with battle of wits and armies. Sometimes they are filled with petty little arguments.

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Gods are quite peculiar creatures. Born just from one’s belief. So powerful, greater than life, yet dependent on silly mortals and their prayers and faith. Luckily humans just love believing in stories and so for now there is no reason to worry about their Godly existence. Well at least the better-known Gods do not have to worry. There are also many of smaller ones, less important, those that will get forgotten almost as soon as they are born, worshiped by one village, one long winter from getting forgotten by their believers…

But no need to worry about them. They are not important to be given a proper legend. No, those are saved for the important Gods. Gods of Flame and Destruction, Gods of Deception and Insanity, Gods of the Death and End, Gods of Vast Skies and Space, Gods of Disease and Rott, Gods of War and Killing and so many and many more playing the starring roles in great number of ballads and dramas and songs and epic poems.

But God cannot always be in some great battle or planning some genius scheme or either helping or torturing mortals… So there of course are theories and stories of how their free time looks as well. And as it was established before… If enough people believe it, it must manifest into truth…

“Jonah!” God of Loneliness angrily enters the shrine of God of Knowledge. It is a glamorous and spectacular building filled with books and priceless artifacts and of course decorated by the characteristic All-Seeing eyes – it is said that the God of Knowledge can see from them everything that is happening anywhere in the world. Not exactly a place where the God of Forgotten would feel the most comfortable. Alas for once he is annoyed enough to ignore the uncomfortable stares from all sides.

“Yes, that happens to be one of my names. Is there any particular reason why you come here screaming it, Peter?” addressed God puts down his Quill and raises his sight of the manuscript as if he only now noticed his Guest and was not curiously watching him for the entirety of his way here.

“You know very well why I am here!” Peter folds hands on his torso, a gesture that is a bit ruined by his toga sliding off his shoulder. It is quite simple, dark blue with a silver rim yet Peter still struggles with how to fold it around himself properly. Jonah is dressed in much more complex and fancier toga in bright green colour decorated with intricate golden hem which he manages to wear in much more noble fashion. However, it is not exactly clothing either of them would choose, unfortunately people and their drawings were quite clear regarding Godly dress code.

“Do I?” the God of Watching asks with theatrically overdone surprise. His uninvited guest does not seem to be amused. And well, to say Jonah knows why exactly he is here would be a bit of overstatement. His state of knowledge to this particular subject is more like strong suspicion than certainty.

To make it clear, what exactly their titles of Godhood actually are, one must understand that even though there are some universally known and accepted Gods, people do not always agree exactly what their area of power exactly is. They are understood and worshiped the same way in different parts of the world, often even bearing different names.

For example Jonah is God of Knowledge, of Watching, of Seekers of the truth and of Innovations and Discoveries, and also of Perception and Sight and sometimes even Towers and many other things as it tends to be with Gods. Because if you need help with something and you are not currently keen to create a new God you can always just decide that it belongs in a jurisdiction of an already existing one. So of course, Peter’s list of things he was supposed to be God of is not any shorter. From the main ones he is God of Loneliness, of Forgotten, of Solitude and among many other things sometimes also God of Fog or even God of Sea Voyages.

“So, are you going to elaborate?” Jonah tries to prompt his conversational partner after the silence starts getting way too long. It is not as if he had no idea what could cause all this fuss. On the contrary. There are way too many things he is aware that he has done that could upset the other God and he would hate to accidentally confess doing something Peter was not aware of yet.

“You stole one of my priests,” God of Loneliness finally speaks his accusation and… is that really all? Jonah honestly did not even think he would notice. Besides, his accusations are not even technically true…

“Priests-to-be! He was not even your follower for that long. And people change who they worship all the time. You know how fickle they tend to be… So, really no big deal I would say.” He should have known it would be something like this.

“I was quite fond of him…”

For how long they know each other, the God of Loneliness never stops surprising him as he never cares about things Jonah would expect him to and makes scenes about little things like these.

“There are plenty of lonely boys around. You will find a different one,” God of Knowledge waves his hand as if it is not worthy talking about any longer because it indeed is not. The other God, as always, does not share his opinion. He frowns, calculating look in his cold eyes. He leans closer to him.

“Ah, yes, I’ve noticed scholars tend to be quite solitary, maybe I should steal one of your precious followers in return.”

“Oh, go ahead and try it! You stand no chance. Their loneliness comes from their dedication to studying and learning. You can offer them only the exact opposite of what they want…” Jonah leans to him as well.

“Are you daring me? You know I would never refuse such a bet.” A spark flickers in Peter’s eyes and Jonah immediately regrets his words. He loves a good wager, but he also does not like to play a game of chance.  Statistically speaking it would be foolish to fully trust in the full commitment of all his worshippers.

“Do what you want I will not play with lives of those devoted to me…” he tries to play it safe. And also a bit of a change topic seems like a good idea, now where were they- “Nevertheless, your favourite little priest-to-be would never commit to you anyway. If it was not me, I have from… hm… reliable sources that Anabelle had her eyes on him.”

This seems to indeed catch Peter’s attention. Unfortunately he immediately follows it with: “One more reason why you should have included yourself into it, you seem to already have enough disagreements with her.”

Yes, Jonah ironically has not the best relationship with the Goddess of Relationships. She was also Goddess of Connections, of Manipulation, of Spiders et cetera et cetera, as she was getting too close to his territories being also the Goddess of Secrets. And what else is a secret than a valuable information, a knowledge, that should be his area of and not hers! He would never tell her that openly of course. But he might be a bit daring and he already stole one of her priests before. But it is not like she was not meddling with some priestesses of his before so it seemed only fair…

“Thank you for your concerns but I have everything under control.”

“Do you now?”

“Yes. Yes, I do,” he tells Peter much more certainty with himself than he feels like. He knows, of course that he Knows, that he has been testing her patience a bit too much lately. Peter’s remark is the proof of that. His action must appear to be really bold when, even someone oblivious as he is, notices them. It is only natural that some Gods were getting along better than others but most of them are quite competitive and hostile towards each other. And as much as it is a normal state of affairs among Gods, the God of Forgotten for once does have a point. The enemies of the God of Knowledge seem to be unfortunately growing and so it might not be wise to boldly laugh at the one of the few allies he still does have… 

“Anyhow, enough about Anabelle. Shouldn’t we move back to the topic of your gracious visit?”

“Yes. I want my priest back.”

Jonah takes a deep breath. Peter, like a spinning wheel, repeats over and over the same line. As if he did not know as well that they do not tend to directly affect the life of humans… it is mostly just suggestions and gentle nudges… he cannot just appear to his priest and tell him how whiny is the God he was considering dedicating his life before him and whether would be so kind and convert because he is tired of listening to that.

“You know that is not how it works. He made his decision-“

“I don’t care.”

Ah, this will be a long debate. Is the fragile allyship really worthy?

“Alright, alright… I am certain we can come to some agreement.”

“I am not interested.”

“First hear my offer then refuse!” he puts on his charming smile. Luckily, he Knows God of Loneliness to his dismay quite well. “Of course, I would not dare to strike any deal without offering you a glass of ambrosia.” That indeed peaks Peter’s interest. He seems to be contemplating it for a while but then he resigns.

“Just make it short… Also, do you have any place here without all those eyes?”

“You’ve been in my shrine plenty of times, Peter, you know very well then I do not.”

 They have quite an interesting relationship – the God of Knowledge and the God of Forgotten. Or at least so people seem to believe. They seem like opposing powers yet somehow they get along – as much as Gods are able to get along. Of course, in some parts people believe that they despise each other and that sometimes really is the case. In other parts some worshippers believe that they are lovers. Some branches of their worshippers might even go as far as to claim they married. It makes a lovely story of opposites that attract and such. Those naïve enough trying to find some consistency in both of the ideas might even decide both claims might be true and they get a divorce from time to time. Afterall what would be any good religion without at least a tiny bit of drama?

[dumplingsjinson]

(don't mind me if we've moved on, I'm just a simple follower with my bindle, showing up late to the party)

I'm by no means going into relationship counseling for my degree BUT I do work at a psychiatric hospital for raw experience (I work FL, baker act laws an all, very, uh special compared to other involuntary laws anywho-) and my physical degree is in research for broad psychology.

With that being said, let me be as brief as possible. I'm super proud of you for speaking up to this guy, a good handful of my patients can't even do that and they end up with me short-term because they said the wrong thing to the wrong person (oh FL, and your special wording) or another involuntary placement happens (ex-parte or marchman) because not all relationships are great or have boundaries or what have you.

(Also again, not 100% my forte here, but I've been burned in real life to the point that my two extremes became "study the human psyche like a bug" and "study the human body like a bug" but in a villain origin story sort of way, and I'm almost done with the psyche part, I'll be a real villain with the other part, not the point-). I did kind of scroll past some of your other vents about this and skimmed them so forgive me, I lack the attention span for things. I want you to know that your concerns look valid, and some of your friends (not us) also seem concerned (and some of us, here, also have concerns). You have a decently broad support system and you're using it in such a good way, don't let anyone take it from you (block out the haters. Spoons, CDs on the glasses). The reason we get suspicious from past things is also 100% valid, we've been burned (or however you personally want to describe it) before more likely than not. I'm not here to tell you to break up with your significant other immediately if there's no reason for it. You're allowed to be suspicious. But you're also doing great by working up this courage to speak up, that's one of the hardest steps. I know for me, speaking up in some situations (even coming off anon sometimes, I'm also super anti-social and I picked psychology as a degree, research as a pth and a psych hospital as a job, which is the most social thing I could find, 0 stars) often feels like those movie scenes with intense fear and anxiety, almost fishbowl-like, y'know what I mean?

Make yourself come first at the end of the day no matter what. You don't have to have main character energy in the sense that you own everything and get away with everything, but you should make sure you do things for you, not to keep the peace. If you're not happy, you've got a support system from what you've demonstrated, you can do anything with that. If you think something is amiss, trust that feeling, investigate safely, draw your own conclusions because obviously you know more than your devoted tumblr followers because we do not live in your head (that'd be weird, a constant party I'm sure, but still weird).

I personally don't know the full story, so I don't want to dictate your decision and I'm just some girl on anon who's crying over a piece of paper from a university, I've got my own life struggles beyond my piece of paper that I probably could've bought off Amazon if I were smart (alas, am not, went to school instead; I could probably solve my other struggle like that too right? anyone know a good neurologist I can buy off Amazon at this point. Mine completely forgot which patient I was LMAO she keeps asking if I'm her chronic TBI patient like bro? huh? so I'm back at square one with 0 treatment because of her stupidity, maybe worse because of how it happened, anyway this leads into my next point). A little venting only hurt people who want to be mad that they didn't blacklist what they don't want to see, a little venting might help you think straight, do what you gotta do so you can do what's best for you. This bubble is your world, not his, not mine, not some other anons, not another tumblr user's.

Like I said, I'm not very social, this is my anon two cents worth. My psych charcuterie board, my social interaction for the week. Time to fuck back off into the woods into my witch cabin once again, recharge, cause psychic damage to someone to balance out this anon, y'know, girlie things. (I said brief earlier and gave you a thesis I'm so sorry LMFAO I do that a lot).

First of all, I am very honoured you're out here writing out a thesis for me LMAOOO.

This was a really entertaining read I'm ngl, and I'm a little at a loss for what to reply with so excuse me for my brevity but thank you so much for the encouragement.

Ever since getting into this relationship, I feel like I've wracked up the nerves to communicate my needs and confront someone when something's gone wrong, or when something's irking me. The anxiety, or the want to get rid of that anxiety, is what drives me to do what I never thought I'd do. I'm starting to realise I'm someone who cannot let something sit on my chest or it'll absolutely suffocate me, so I let that be the driving force of getting me into action.

My brain basically works like this now: "We need to alleviate this anxiety now by talking with them. Is it nerve wracking? Yes. Does it feel like you're gonna die? Also yes. But could you let this sit on your chest for any longer than it already has before it actually fucking kills you? No. So just fucking do it and don't look back."

And yeah, my support system on both here and within my own friend group has helped immensely, I don't think I would have been able to do this alone.

Obviously, the mix of opinions and advice can sometimes make me feel a little bit muddled up on what to do, but I do end up taking some of the advice on board, mixed with my original plan on what to do, and it's full steam ahead after that.