#ajf;as

[weather-phenomenon]

j'étais en train d'enfin ranger mes fils pour la border à la main et puis j'ai regardé en bas et la jambe saigne ???? c'est bizarre ???? comment est-ce que je ne me suis pas senti que j'ai une blessure qui saigne trop ?????? elle n'est pas grande mais elle saigne et la 'peau' est blanche 😳

[wistfulwatcher]

[winterscaptain]

A Joyful Future Masterlist - Part I

Aaron Hotchner x Female Reader  Aaron Hotchner x Gender Neutral Reader

updated: november 15th, 2021 total finished works: 166 works in progress: 23 planned works: 107

summary: canon-divergent, big family!au

currently working on absence part ii and the mean-it era

beta’d by @ssaic-jareau​, without whom none of this would be possible

resources and links: 

inspo blog + media folder

faq + cheat sheets 

headcanon masterlist 

to-write list 

find upcoming fics here | join my tag list! | submit an idea! 

please read faq and key before asking a question! 

▶ episodes i’m planning to adapt for ajf ✸ smut - explicit sexual content (18+ only, minors dni) ✦ suggestive content - non-explicit suggestions of intimacy, drinking, etc. ☰ fem!reader (all other fics are gender neutral) ◎ graphic/edit ✂ director’s commentary ☎ podfic 

Part I: Cicatrize

Ao3 Link

2007

Advocate Cicatrize ✂ | 3x01 "Doubt" - 3x11 "Birthright" Ambition Aaron Hotchner's Letter of Recommendation ◎

2008

▶ Working Title: Reflections | 3x05 "Seven Seconds" ▶ Working Title: Worser Instincts | 3x16 "Elephant's Memory" ▶ Working Title: Developments | 3x17 "In Heat" Dreaming ✦ Intellectual Guesswork | 3x19 "Tabula Rasa" Familiarity | Crossover: NCIS 5x19 "Judgement Day, Part II" Focused | 3x20 "Lo-Fi" - 4x01 "Mayhem" Constellations | 4x02 "The Angel Maker" Buffer Through and Through | 4x03 "Minimal Loss" ▶ Working Title: Milestone | 4x05 "Catching Out" Players Bedtime ▶ Working Title: Grounded | 4x07 "Memoriam" Pride | 4x08 "Masterpiece" Dead Man's Hand ☰ | 4x09 "52 Pickup" Unfair Midnight ✦

2009

At Risk Part I | 4x10 "Brothers at Arms" - 4x11 "Normal" At Risk Part II | 4x12 "Soul Mates" - 4x13 "Bloodline" A Kindness | 4x16 "Pleasure is My Business"

Part II: Fear Itself

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2009

No Deal | 4x18 "Omnivore" ▶  Working Title: TBD | 4x21 "A Shade of Grey" Collision | 4x23 "Roadkill" ▶  Working Title: TBD | 4x24 "Amplification" Outnumbered Fear Itself | 5x01 "Faceless, Nameless" Enough ✂ Infirmity | 5x02 "Haunted" Push | 5x04 "Cradle to Grave" 5x05 "The Eyes Have It" Nightmare Realized | 5x09 "100" Hands | 5x09 "100" Nightmare Recalled | 5x09 "100" Stay Arrangements An Unrivaled Force of Nature | 5x10 "The Slave of Duty"

2010

Exceeding Expectations | 5x11 "Retaliation" Three's Company Sunburnt ▶  Working Title: TBD | 5x18 "The Fight" A Horrible First | 5x16 "Right of Passage" Unbecoming | 5x21 "Exit Wounds" ▶  Working Title: Blackout | 5x23-6x01 "Darkest Hour/Longest Night" An Opinion

Part III: Berry Hill

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2010

A Real Hero | 6x09 "Devil's Night" Short Notice Berry Hill ▶ Working Title: Berry Hill (Aaron's Version) Two Inches Stowaway ✸

2011

No Help A Chance of Snow Waldosia | 6x18 "Lauren" - 6x24 "The Big Sea" Absence | 6x24 "The Big Sea" - 7x01 "It Takes a Village" Mean It ✸ ☰ | 7x01 "It Takes a Village" Mean It (SFW + Gender Neutral) ✦ | 7x01 "It Takes a Village" Firsts ✦ Impression Gossip: A Prelude ✦ ☰ Surreal About Time Second Best Obligated | 7x10 "There's No Place Like Home" Conspiracy The Pleasures of the Elder ✦ ☎ Not Complaining ✸ Mistletoe ✦ ✂ Bring It ✸

2012

Gifts & Notices Symptoms Hide

Masterlist Part II

Masterlist Part III

[hotasfahrenheit]

[My Stand-In 1.09] | [DPR Ian - Limbo]

don't waste your tears on somebody you can't even save throw me down to the wolves it's where i belong see you on the other side where our worlds will collide take what's yours just leave me in two pieces i left my heart down in the basement where all the ravens take their turn picking at what's left of me i took you out of my existence only to crawl back into your arms knowing how much it will take away do you think we are really dreaming? can someone tell me where i am? i'm running out of sand i took you out of my existence only to crawl back into your arms knowing it will make me go insane

[darealsaltysam]

my god if im tweaking this bad for this update i dont know whats gonna happen to me when they actually release fruma

[bangobeep]

@average-jazzpunk-fan why woldul you do this

why

sob snifl

[dzthenerd490]

File: Beetlejuice

SCP#: AJF

Code Name: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Afterlife

Object Class: OVM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AJF-House is to be allowed to remain in the custody of the Deetz family though in exchange every week a Foundation researcher is to roam the house and scan the frequencies and wavelengths for any changes. Due to the remoteness of the area and minimal chances of containment breach due to the nature of the anomaly no further containment procedures have been made. 

Furthermore, if any updates to SCP-AJF-Guide are made, Foundation staff are to be notified immediately.

Description: SCP-AJF is the only known connection to one of the most interesting and often confusing forms of the afterlife. Within SCP-AJF are the souls of deceased couple Barbara and Adam Maitland. As is typical of those who have died a tragic and untimely death, they have become ghosts and are bound to the house. However, unlike normal ghosts who simply can’t leave if either of the Maitlands try they will be teleported to SCP-AJF-Saturn which is a hell like afterlife that exists on the surface of Saturn where there are endless deserts, dust storms, and giant sand worms that attack anything they encounter.

Though the Foundation only has the Maitlands words to confirm this, it was revealed this afterlife was really after an experiment on Saturn. Please see Addendum X-82 for details.

***

Addendum X-82

The following is a recording of an experiment conducted on the surface of Saturn with Dr. Sky as the head researcher. A D-Class was sent to Saturn in a drop pod, though unknown to him he was drugged with a lethal dose killing him as soon as he landed. This was done to see if not only could contact the dead be established but to see if the planet people were on affected the afterlife they went to. Horrifically it was proven a success

Begin Recording

Dr. Sky: D-56392, can you hear me?

D-56392: I hear you doc but uh... where am I... there's nothing but desert here.

Dr. Sky: Are- Are you already out the pod?

D-56392: Uh... Doc there is no pod here... How did I even get here?

Dr. Sky: Uh, we're sending another pod to get, you until then try to wander around a little and see what you can find.

D-56392: Uh, sure doc but this is super freaky. It's like an entirely different world... holy shit I can see moons in the sky. Doc where the fuck am I?

Dr. Sky: You're on the surface of Saturn D-56392.

D-56392: Wha... No that's impossible. I should be dead. I'm not a scientist doc but I know no one can survive on-

Dr. Sky: ... D-56392? Are you alright?

D-56392: AAAAAH! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Dr. Sky: D-56392! What is going on are you alright?

D-56392: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ITS SOME KIND OF BIG FUCKING WORM! ITS TRYING TO EAT ME! GET ME OFF THIS GODDAMN PLANET DOC.

Dr. Sky: ... So that confirms. SCP-AJF-Saturn, thank you for your services D-56392. Disconnect the connection and turn off the device.

D-56392: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-? AAAA-!

Dr. Sky: Sorry, D-56392... maybe next time don't place explosives in a children's hospital.

Recording Ends

*** 

The Maitlands also possess SCP-AJF-Guide which is a book that allows them to both understand and go to different but organized sections of the afterlife including SCP-AJF-Office. SCP-AJF-Office is a strange world within the afterlife where managers and office workers can assist, assign, and escort souls to different afterlives or even allow them reincarnation. However, each one is given a waiting ticket for how long they must wait for such assistance and thus how long they will remain ghosts. It is possible for souls to get shortened time or be allowed to choose the afterlife you go to or even be allowed to roam freely in the world but a deal must be made. As is typical in regarding ghosts, spirits, and demon anomalies these deals often include trading the souls of the living, altering the form of their souls, and various other odd and horrific deals. 

The one who seems to have the most leverage and experience over these deals is SCP-AJF-Beetlejuice. SCP-AJF-Beetlejuice is an undead entity that somehow is able to travel through SCP-AJF and other afterlives connected to it freely. He takes on the appearance of someone with rotten and pale skin, green hair, sunken eyes, a white and black striped suit, and always smiles. SCP-AJF can be summoned when you say his name three times and always wants to make a deal especially with those in the living. SCP-AJF-Beetlejuice is more of a trickster than anything, but all Foundation staff are advised to never mistake his carefree attitude as he is anything but benevolent. 

SCP-AJF-Beetlejuice originally commonly tormented the Maitlands and the Deetz in hopes of making deals with them, especially the daughter of the Deetz. He wanted to marry her in hopes of having a connection with the living so that he could spread his chaos there as well. Thankfully this failed and the Maitlands rescued the daughter of the Deetz leading to a loving peace between the two families. Originally the two families were at conflict over who owns the house but now they live together in oddly heartwarming harmony.

Though SCP-AJF-Beetlejuice still wanders the afterlife, it is believed he is trying to gain ever more power to retaliate against the Maitlands and Deetz. It is because of SCP-AJF-Beetlejuice alone that SCP-AJF as a whole is labeled object Class OVM.

SCP-AJF as a whole was discovered in 1988 when the Deetz tried to present the house as a horror attraction during the Maitlands first attempts at scaring them away in order to live a peaceful afterlife. This led to things escalating between the two families and eventually calling on SCP-AJF-Beetlejuice for help. They quickly learned the hard way that he was only interested in helping himself. According to testimonies from both families he was defeated when Barbara managed to get a sandworm from the SCP-AJF-Saturn to devour him, banishing him to SCP-AJF-Office. 

The escalating chaos released lots of paranormal wavelengths from the house, alerting the Foundation immediately.

Foundation agents only arrived after the disaster happened and peace was made between the Deetz and Maitland families. The Foundation has since scrapped all the Deetz’s plans to turn the area into an attraction but have allowed them to keep the house. In exchange the Foundation is entitled to all information the families learn in regards to the afterlives SCP-AJF is connected to like Office and Saturn and will do weekly scans to see how close SCP-AJF is to our reality. It is with hope the Foundation will one day understand how the afterlife works and maybe one day connect to one. 

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[cosmicswritings]

while megatron is a natural carrier and has carried many times in his life, starscream isn't, has never carried and it's not something he can naturally do, even though he wants to do it. in a lot of my aus, esp my tfp aus, the two of them run into a lot of trouble when they get together regarding starscream and carrying. it's weird to him because seekers don't ever carry, they are great sires- he's carried with seekers before during the war and even a bit after. And like all seekers, megatron just realizes starscream can't carry naturally, but it's still a desire of his and while megatron has only ever carried, he doesn't mind siring for starscream just because of how close they are. or at least, attempting to. starscream has to get a lot of procedures done to do it, many failed and unsuccessful. It's a first for siring for megatron too but he wants to do it with starscream.

the point of this little fic and running au of mine is that, while starscream has so many difficulties carrying, megatron is there for him. with every failed procedure and how depressed starscream is, he tells starscream about his own experiences to make him feel better. starscream eventually asks about it, how it feels, what it's like, emergence, etc. and when things don't work for starscream the first few times, megatron is always there to encourage him, and he convinces starscream not to give up.

eventually, things do work out and starscream is able to carry multiple times, but starscream enjoys hearing a lot about megatron's experiences. Starscream also listens carefully to what Megatron says about his past. He had many relationships where he was happy with his partners, and he carried and he and those sparklings are in close contact, but there are some more somber stories, where Megatron's sparklings were taken away from him when he was in the mines, where he was only used as property to produce more miners and he's lost those sparklings. Or where shortly after he had his sparklings, his partners took them from him no trusting him to be a good carrier (during the war)

Obviously, Starscream takes it upon himself to track down megatron's missing children, the ones he's lost contact with, the ones he doesn't know, etc. This isn't something unique to my tfp stories, where this au started. In most of my fics, Starscream goes looking for all the children taken from Megatron while he was carrying.

But the gist of this is that, Starscream has a lot of issues and difficulties with carrying because seekers aren't built for it, but megatron is always there to help him and make him feel like less of a failure and also help him after his emergances, because it's incredibly difficult for starscream.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Omg they're twins! Same 💅stance!

[beckyknowsbest]

Just watched the newest Llamas with Hats video and then tried to make a baby. This is not how I pictured my life going, but I’m enjoying the ride.

[wistfulwatcher]

TIMESTAMP ROULETTEOnce Upon a Time | 1.18 "The Stable Boy" (requested by @cobalts-beau)

[winterscaptain]

men’s it era thoughts and yelling would be particularly appreciated this weekend pls drop me a line I miss y’all

[a-musing-mixologist]

How many shots would it take for you to sleep with Shanks? (;

How Many Shots? || Accepting

"THERE'S NAE ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN TH' WORLD FRAE THAT!"

"Besides, that man probably has every disease. Have you seen him?"

[katebeckets]

back with more questionsssss: 10, 15, 22, 27... & i don't understand how 37 is possible but i'll throw it in anyways

LEGEND ily

10. Favorite actor/actress in a musical

I think everyone knows I would die for Idina Menzel lmao but one person I regularly have meltdowns about (that I don't talk about as much) is Jessie Mueller!!

15. Favorite musical that needs to be revived

I said Waitress before because I just miss it being on Broadway, but if I actually consider musicals that have been off Broadway for awhile I think I'd say Next to Normal or Once or lowkey Bonnie & Clyde.

22. Favorite musical to sing along to

I have to say, once my friend and I did an entire run-through of Hamilton in the car and it was SO. FUN. Other answers would probably be Six and RENT!

27. Favorite non-obc cast of a musical

Ooooh the first one that comes to mind is the cast for the Waitress film. I also loved the first 1nt cast!! And ALISON LUFF.

37. Favorite musical you've never listened to

LOL I don't know how you can do this but maybe Merrily We Roll Along? Because I would definitely say I love it even though I have not seen or listened to it fjdai;fja (I will I swear)

send me musical asks!

[hcdgepcdge]

"Oh."

[swiftsaltsweet]

Me: *looking at an idea* Me: Can't tell if this is a good dark/angsty idea, or if this is "I'll need to be put into fandom witness protection"