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I JUST FINISHED GOOD OMENS SEASON ONE AND OH MY GOD THEY'RE 10X MORE GAY THAN I EXPECTED
The narrator mentioned a nightingale singing in the park at the same time as their "date", and the symbolization of that is LOVE AND PASSION, along with feeling a deep desire to have your own song answered in kind by someone who understands you
OH MY GOOOD
I also love the way their expressions light up when they recognize each other (Aziraphale when his back was turned and he heard his voice, and Crowley when he got HAMMERED because he thought he died)
#RAAGGHHHHH#“Do you want to stay with me?” OH MY GOD JUST KISS ALREADY#YOU'RE GAY FOR EACH OTHER WE KNOW#ain't no WAY they're not#I am eating the constant dates UP#ngl I was squealing#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley#good omens
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day 28: made you smile ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#ace attorney#dgs#tgaa#goulstrade#maria gorey#gina lestrade#GOD I MISS THEM#goulstrade is so funny to me. they're both freaks. they're both weirdos#BUT IT AIN'T EVEN ABOUT THAT#IT'S ABOUT THE PARALLELS (yes. again.) AND THE#THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD#both outcasts in different ways... both looked up to someone who ended up letting them down... hooh...#on a happier note I do think that maria would find gina endearing#I don't think maria knows what feelings are. exactly.#she just sort of goes 'it's that funny blonde girl again. day 130 of gina not agreeing to let me dissect her'#and gina is just like wat da hell. you're so scary. i need you in my life#girl knows if she befriends maria then she'll never have an enemy again#and she's right!#blah blah blah gina who has seen too much of the world and maria who has seen too little of it#thanks for coming to my goulstrade presentation where I make things up#I really enjoy them. teehee
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imo, a lot of companies are missing the point as to why wicked exists as a musical
the object of the game that is wicked is not to sell pink-and-green merchandise, but rather to see how many 12-year-old girls you can get into reading yuri fanfic behind their parents' backs, with bonus points being awarded for every girl who grows up to a) realize they're not straight and b) write yuri shit themselves as a direct result of your production
#musicals#wicked#gelphie was like...baby's first yuri ship for me#saw it tour when i was like in 7th grade and even then even as sheltered as i was i was like ain't no way they're straight#my post
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"—No but like, why?" "Because you have neuroses, Barnes."
#bucky barnes#alpine#marvel#my art#trying to find a way of drawing him that says “might kill you” and “will definitely start crying at some point.”#drawing stupidheroes is gonna teach me how to draw HAIR and to DO SHADING if it kills me (it will)#this is based more on the comics than the mcu but i like both & either way they're both based all on each other anymore#someone else teach me how to shade 'cause it ain't working. please it's the worst thing ever to have to do in art
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are they... you know🏳️🌈
#hi. my quota of one original post per month#happy pride and happy overseer yaoi sunday everybody#they're kissing:)#rain world#i really really wanted to add sliver and nsh with iggy but. well to be honest i was just too lazy to make a slugbase cat for it rn#and getting either of them to pop up around iggy is nearly impossible and would take way too long for it to be worth it without one#<- also for clarification the white overseer is sliver. to Me. sorry wind likers#anyways. i do have a white overseer/pebbles kiss screenshot somewhere. and also suns/iggy. because i like it when overseers kiss#but this ain't about them rn👎
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was it casual when i had a panic attack at the thought of you dying was it casual when you risked your entire carrier just to feed me lunch was it casual when you were willing to die protecting me even though you wouldn't accomplish any of the goals you devoted yourself to was it casual when i spent so many nights rolling around in deep thought about whether you think of me like i do about you was it casual when i wished for you upon a shooting star was it casual when i refused to let you continue your way down a path of self-destructive loneliness even though you wanted me to was it casual when you needed to kill me and only me to grow stronger and be entirely untethered from your past but you just couldn't was it casual when i preferred to bear your pain and hatred and die fighting you as opposed to giving up on you was it casual when i could trade blows with you (read your heart) even though your supposed wife couldn't was it casual when i was your one and only was it casual when the hands that we blew off of each other bore the evidence of our cosmic connection was it casual when you cried your first tears of relief and happiness after you lost to me was it casual when you kept in touch with me but not with your wife was it casual when we fought and laughed and became inseparable was it casual when i can't exist without you was it casual when i put all my goals on hold because how could i focus on them when i can't even save you was it casual when you were my main motivation for training to become infinitely stronger was it casual when i'd remain a fool my entire life if being smart meant that i had to give up on you was it casual when you know my heart i yours was it casual when
#which could mean nothing#nah the way i could've kept going for so long#this is ridiculous#they're actually insane#characters be doing all that and y'all still insist on calling them straight 😮💨#naruto was the og yearner. bro redefined what it means to be a pining teenager#you know it's bomb when the haters pull out “they see each other as brothers”#“they're married” actually the rainbow is so blatant it's blinding#ain't no way you watch five hundred episodes of these fools acting like this and your main takeaway is that they're platonic soulmates#i fear your gaydar is non-existent#“i had another dream about sasuke” girl ik what you are#only people who love naruto and sasuke more than i do are each other#they make me sick#im afraid i would not be doing all that for a friend or a person i consider a brother and yall wouldn't either#“naruto would do this for any of his friends” hm no.#how did that boy kisser megumi put it? something something personal feelings?#jokes aside i genuinely don't think naruto would go to such lengths for anyone other than sasuke at all#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#sns#sasunaru#narusasu#naruto#naruto shippunden#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#naruto and sasuke#naruto ramblings#it was never casual
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You dropped me off that night, right? When was that? I can’t remember it. Don’t pretend you can’t remember. Even if I was drunk, I could recall it. If you could, then why are you asking? So, it wasn’t a dream that night. And do you remember what you said to me that night?
WE ARE | EP4
#we are the series#phumpeem#pond naravit#phuwin tangsakyuen#pondphuwin#weareedit#we are series#we are#my edits#we love a good fakeout kiss bc ain't no way they're gonna kiss here
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Kenji and Yaz as soon as they're settled in on the boat and are able to process what they saw the past few days:
#SPOILERS IN THE TAGS#jwct#chaos theory#jurassic world: chaos theory#yasmina fadoula#kenji kon#They're both finally unable to Move or Do Things#yaz WATCHED SOMEONE GET EATEN WHOLE#HE WAS PULLED FROM HER HAND#IN HER PLACE OF SAFETY#she's seen people get eaten before obviously but you know I think she might have KNOWN THIS ONE??????????#also SHE TRIED TO SAVE HIM???????#and kenji#well#yeah#just yeah...yeah. yeah. yeah.#he had his roadside breakdown but NO WAY IS THAT ENOUGH#BUT HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THAT#oh also he heard the dying screams of his ex on her phone#WHAT DID THEY DO TO THEM#i know yaz ain't fragile but STILLLLLLL
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get those people AWAY from lando's chicken shop date that are coming for amelia's throat because they don't understand the concept of her interviews
#ain't no way they're attacking her for... doing her job#“it was just so awkward and she came on too strong”#YOU MEAN THE POINT OF THE WHOLE THING?#damn#leave her be#mclaren#f1#formula one#formula 1#lando norris#chicken shop date#amelia dimoldenberg
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Five Times Rei Protected Kazuki + One Time Kazuki Protected Rei We all know there were more
#We all know this happened way more often than actually shown on screen#Both ways cuz ain't no way Kazu only saved Rei once#JUST THINK ABOUT THE FIRST CD DRAMA WITH KAZU CARRYING REI (bridal style?) BACK TO HIS PLACE#Buddy Daddies#Kazuki Kurusu#Rei Suwa#KazuRei#Kazuki x Rei#Rei x Kazuki#BD 1x01#BD 1x02#BD 1x12#buddydaddiesedit#BDedit#I decided to go with 'protecting' rather than 'saving'#Just because on the second row there wasn't really a threat#But Rei was still willing to go first just in case#Also Rei why are you just letting him strangle you?? Your hands are free?? THE TRUST IN KAZUKI I GUESS!!! T_T#Either way they're my boys and I love them so much T_T
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these specific type of zolu jokes? funniest shit ever
#one piece#zolu#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#way way better than the racist zoro jokes#my man's poc he ain't racist#the facts ones always make laugh they're just so fucking stupid#dumbest shit ever but it is funny sorry y'all#funny AND canon#breath if u agree#one piece meme
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Imagine being a normal citizen in yokohama and overhearing skk talk in public like “remember that one time you jumped off a plane and defeated a dragon to save me” “haha yeah pull that shit again and I’ll torture you using all 190 methods."
#it must be WILD sitting next to these bitches somewhere#'remember that one time I hanged you upside down and spun you until you threw up lmaooo'#and the guy sitting next table giving them the side eye like ain't no way...#they're the freak couple#skk#soukoku
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Just a lanky knight with a messed up arm wildly flailing their weapon in a last ditch effort to fight after becoming corrupted by the force threatening their kingdom they tried to contain, known as a hero when in reality they both failed in this last act of self sacrifice and their kingdom fell to the corruption regardless.
#ain't that just the way#artorias#hollow knight#i just think they're neat#ashes of art#hollow knight spoiler#hollow knight spoilers#dark souls#artorias the abysswalker#dark souls abysswalker#soulsborne#soulsborne art#hollow knight art#dark souls art
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the new mercs on the block
#''ma it's those weird guys again they're here to change the water filter''#yeah there ain't no way in hell zack is totally mentally stable after all that.....#riddled with bullets or not lmao#i think he should be a little bit fucked up and feral. as a treat. he deserves it.#living up to his nickname biting people like a poorly socialized pitbull.#ffvii#zack fair#cloud strife#zakkura#my art <3
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KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS Sydney 2 - 20/03/2023
#these ain't much but they're mine#happy one year anniversary everybody#weekend of all time#gerard way#my chemical romance#mcr#my gifs
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I don't know what I love more, the fact that as rook you can make a statement in NO uncertain terms that you are NOT responsible one way or the other for the theological implications of the shit you're discovering in the 'regrets of the dread wolf' memories. not my jurisdiction. quite simply none of my business. not my chantry circus not my chantry monkeys. irrelevant to the matter at hand here we'll kill that god if we get to him he can get in line. or if the best thing about it is seeing the lone little 'lucanis approves' that pops up right after choosing it. corvid with a knife about to commit deicide keeping it real and sensibly, pragmatically, wilfully agnostic with me here in this magical lighthouse today
#we do not see it. we cannot read all of a sudden.#rye having war flashbacks to watcher conferences and firmly going 'we are *not* getting derailed by the metaphysics here folks'#rare stern moderator/dad hat moment from ingellvar lol. he's Seen Some Shit in his time (debates that raged over the multiple#and not always concurrent life times of the participants involved. ain't no academic rivalry like watcher academic rivalry#because watcher academic rivalry doesn't stop even when everyone involved is dead. and the rest of us have to live with it)#I. do not think the way I'm getting this quest is how it's meant to be experienced so I'm a bit at a loss as to how to pace it out#I've been an annoying little completionist so I have ALL the statues and could just marathon it out#but that does not feel like the best way for the story and upcoming reveals to work. hm. how to do this#I'm supposed to go fail to save weisshaupt right around now I can't be having study group with all of you rn as much of a delight as it is#rye is nominally an andrastian as mainstream nevarrans generally are but as I gather is the case with many of the watchers#what he *actually* believes in is the grand necropolis itself haha#(and the philosophy of history memory death and relationship (as well as responsibility) between the past and the present#and indeed the future that it represents. we have a duty. to what has been to what is and to what will come after us. good shit)#the nevarran/mortalitasi element just makes their lack of care or respect for chantry orthodoxy *mwha* that extra bit special#the nevarran lack of concern bordering on quiet condescending disdain for official chantry doctrine and policy my beloved#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#poor harding really is living through the most relentless 'if this is the maker testing my faith he sure be testing me' gauntlet of all tim#good news: god might be real! bad news: god might not even be a real thing but more like a magical accident or vibration or something#honestly tho. if we could get full lovecraftian incomprehensible to human conception the maker -- He is a particle and a wave style --#that's the only way I'd be cool with him or them actually answering the question of his existence. that'd be kind of sick#'yes. but no. but maybe. depends on how you define god. and exist. and he. and does.' *ingellvar sets of the METAPHYSICS!! klaxon#that's a time out folks good game but easy on the jargon and navel-gazing definition of terms next round#rye and lucanis have some slightly differing views about at what exact stage of a problem murder becomes a valid solution#('well you just kill them and then I'm the one who has to deal with the next much longer part')#but they're surprisingly kind of vibing on a lot of other stuff lol. good for them <3#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar
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