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underneath the tree
PAIRING ā¬ co-worker!lee jeno x female!reader (ft. bm from kard, ningning from aespa, yeri from red velvet, julie from kiof, mu from epex)
GENRES ā¬ social media au (smau), fluff, romance, some angst, very fun no tricks i promise okay (im very serious pls trust me yall)
WARNINGS ā¬ profanity, alcohol/drug consumption, sexual jokes, sexual content, (nothing explicitly written out) maybe some stalking but itās okay itās jeno, i probably have a love actually obsession, bm is a questionable(?) boss, jackson wang is here to throw a party
SUMMARY ā¬ youāve heard enough of the word āchristmasā and it was only the beginning of december! sometimes youād wish people would just throw their cheerfulness out the window and focus on reality. unfortunately for you lee jeno has just drawn your name for the companyās annual secret santa swinter swap and heās going to make sure you get a gift youāll never forget. (and maybe even get you to appreciate christmas along the way?)
UPDATE SCHEDULE ā¬ everyday starting the first of december! merry christmas!
TAG LIST ā¬ OPEN at the bottom (send me an ask or request here if youād like to be added! + those tagged will be in the tag list of all chapters of this series!)
PLAYLIST ā¬ here!
AUTHORāS NOTE ā¬ itās tiiiimeee! been working on this for agesā¦ planning since like july (iām just a girlā¦) very very very inspired by love actually. jeno is a self insert atp???? i love christmas too much??? movies??? songs?? food???? drinks?? sign me up i need jackson wang to throw me a party rn. thank u to everyone who helped when i was stuck with ideas š yall are the best <33
the chorus groups:
one | two
carols:
track. 01 ā¬ white winter hymnal
track. 02 ā¬ we need a little christmas
track. 03 ā¬ it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
track. 04 ā¬ jingle bell rock
track. 05 ā¬ sleigh ride
track. 06 ā¬ winter wonderland
track. 07 ā¬ the first snow
track. 08 ā¬ be there for me
track. 09 ā¬ run rudolph run
track. 10 ā¬ the polar express
track. 11 ā¬ christmas don't be late
track. 12 ā¬ mary, did you know?
track. 13 ā¬ all i want for christmas is you
track. 14 ā¬ snowman
track. 15 ā¬ the polar express
track. 16 ā¬ love actually
track. 17 ā¬ a nonsense christmas
track. 18 ā¬ officially christmas
track. 19 ā¬ do they know it's christmas?
track. 20 ā¬ christmas time is here
track. 21 ā¬ wonderful christmastime
track. 22 ā¬ carol of the bells
track. 23 ā¬ believe
track. 24 ā¬ snow dream
track. 25 ā¬ christmas is all around
track. 26 ā¬ underneath the tree
track. 27 ā¬ christmas canon
track. 28 ā¬ ???
#nct#nct dream#nct fluff#nct jeno#lee jeno#nct smau#jeno smau#jeno#jeno x reader#jeno lee#jeno imagines#jeno fluff#smau#nct dream smau#nct imagine#nct scenarios#jeno x y/n#lee jeno smau#kpop smau#nct dream fic#nct fic#lee jeno fic#jeno fic#nct dream fluff#nct dream reactions#nct dream texts#nct texts#jeno texts#nct jeno texts#nct dream fake texts
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ppleasePLEASE draw twink cipher...i need u to draw ttwinkcipher ill DIE if you don't hjelpHELP
oh no, you poor thing! of course, i'll help you!! i'm not a monster.
alan cumming's depiction of cabaret's emcee is, to me, the only explanation for bill's floating bowtie. it all makes sense. do you see the vision, anon? are you proud of what you've wrought, anon?
#im actually very confused as to why i got this ask seeing as ive never even eluded to drawing a human bill but here we are#sorry if this isnt what yall signed up for. just disregard this ig.#ask#art#myart#fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#bill cipher#the book of bill#book of bill#ill tag this as spoilers since he's holding euclydia#book of bill spoilers#this is not a website dot com#tbob spoilers#human bill cipher#human bill design
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I'm seeing a lot of people with neurodivergency, specially under the autism spectrum say that "Laios is annoying, never shuts up, is insensitive, and I can't stand him"; and the irony is not lost on me lmao.
#like im sorry dude did you think all autism is āanime obsessed dudeā?#how did you think neurodivergent people behaved on old times?#also like#being unintentionally insensitive is almost a telltale sign of autism cause you struggle with social cues#if anything i think a lot of you are finally habing to face your own internalized predjudices#āhe is annoyingā yes that's how ableist neurotypical people talk about us all the time tell me something i haven't heard already#like how do i explain to you that a lot of neurotypical people tal the exact same eay youre talkbing about laios#and is annoying when they go ābut im neurodivergent! i can be biased agaisnt neurodivergent peopleā#yes you can because being neurodivergent is not a monolith and you are mistifying being neurodivergent#by implying theres some sort of virtue in being under the spectrum when youre as capable of being a dick just as everyone else#like you think you have autism but suddenly wanting to taste things youre not supposed to eat and not remembering peoples names is too much?#some of yall never experienced beinf a āweird kidā at a young age and it shows#and im not talking the āgeek bulliedā weird kid kinda way#im talking āthe adults think I'm weird amd don't know how to deal with meā#WHICH FITS LAIOS PERFECTLY BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SCENE OF HIS DAD SHOWING HIM FALLIN AS A BABY#AND NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY IS THERE NO EXPECTED REACTION FROM LAIOS#anyways im making this rant because is unreal how many posts of this exist#you think Laios is annoying cause he wont shut up?#congratulations thats how most people see us#now get over it or watch other series if you hate it that much#dunmeshi hell thoughts#weird rant i suppose#dungeon meshi#laios touden
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Day 244 | id in alt
Even a girlboss needs a forehead kiss sometimes.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#i mignt start actually fucking tweaking again#will rewatch jjk just for Kugisaki mayhaps its gotten that bad#hallucinating is not doing me justice#where is my oomf. and will oomf allow pure delusion that is any au and vision i have#big maybe but ayo im about to like-#ACTUALLY. i might add yuki in here somewhere because im also kinda ill about her#not as bad as Kugisaki but its still prevalent#i also like hearing big words and looking them up#quite the activity#SORRY FOR THE GORE BTWWEE#i jusy like trying random shit yall be knowing this ever since yall signed up for my bullshit
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it needs to become acceptable to end emails w āplease kill yourself. thank you, [name]ā
#stream#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLA#the way iām going to kill my utilities provider#QUIT CHARGING ME FOR THE FUCKING BUILDING IM IN 1 FLAT !!!!!!!!!!#I DONT EVEN HAVE GAS IN HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!#ITS 26 SQUARE METERS !!!!!!!! 270 SQUARE FEET !!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL !!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT SPENDING 268Ā£ IN ELECTIRICTY AND GAS A MONTH !!!!!!!!!!#I DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#EVRRYTHING IS ELECTRIC WHY ARE U BILLING ME FOR THIS SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!#āwe canāt see what we charge u exactly but be advised that there are cancelation feesā like ok ? girl i literally just pulled the cash from#the bank account associated like ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLA#KEEP SENDING THOSE BILLS THEY AINT BEIN PAYED BY ME#IVE PAYED YALL LIKE 13 MONTHS WORTH ALREADY YALL CAN KILL YOURSELVES#FUCKING 550 QUID IN 2 MONTHS TF I SHOULD ACTUALLY BE PAYING LIKE 60Ā£ TOTAL MAX A MONTH BRO ???????????#like do they rly think iām just going to continue paying that#āu SiGnEd ThE cOnTrAcTā & U QUOTED ME THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER U CHARGING ME FOR A HOUSE IM IN A FLAT SO CONTRACT VOID DUMBASS#THE FIRST EMAIL U SENT SAID I WAS PAYIN GAS & WATER & I CORRECTED U & U AGREED THEN SAY āu canāt cancelā like#making me laugh but ur doin my head in#like the way the electricity is set up here w this scumbag landlord they could just cut electricity to this flat & id still have working#electricity ALSKALSKAKKSKKSLAKALAKSLAKA#like ā¦ā¦..#iām willing to pay bc iām trying to live like a legal resident#but iām just#not#like i even said āif u canāt cut electricity from my bill from now on without voiding the contract then void the contract & take the#cancellation fee from the extortionate amount iāve alrdy payed#they havenāt responded so theyāll respond tomorrow#iF THEY KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR EM LMFAO#i canāt wait for the email to come saying āwe tried to bill u but it didnāt go through :(ā like#itās bc iām not paying u i even said ānot one pence more will be sent to yall until this is sortedā like ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA TRY IT
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something about me is that I love that cowboy and vaquero shit. country music, horses, rodeos, square dancing and the whole get up. makes me think of when i was a kid.
#mielmbles#ppl donāt expect it because i dress like a butch woman mostly but letās just say thereād be signs of me winning the lottery and they#would be those cool ass embroidered shirts tailored to my size holy fuck. cowboy boots and shit hell yeah. ppl shit on country so much but#its literally so fucking good and im sick of saying itās not SO IS SKA AND RAP AND JAZZ AND AUGHH I LOVE MUSIC#ska is so fucking good maybe itās just cuz I grew up with my hispanic ass trumpet music but like YALL#you cannot be hating the mighty trumpet its such a fun ass sound.#well actually ppl donāt expect it because i have intense anxiety and the whole cowboy thing doesnāt mix with it. i donāt like guns either#though. hm yeah.
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YALL A GIRL BOUGHT ME A DRINK YESTERDAY AND I GOT HER NUMBER!!!!
#oni talks#thoughts#idek what else to tag this as but like#raaahhhhbim so excited and happy!!! we swapped Spotifies too and she even asked my sign#also weāre getting together again this Friday! also Iām technically supposed to find other stuff for us to do but im indecisive/unsure what#All sheād like yet?? also I wore like 6inch heels and barely came up to her height#she was so nice and cool!!! and weāre in the same/similar situation!!#also she actually takes some level of initiative which like idk if yall have noticed but thatās lowkey RARE AS FUCK#my one regret that night (aside from the man that broke my purse) is that I forgot what artist she asked me about#itās funny I was originally gonna leave early but then she appeared!!!#I donāt wanna be TOO hopeful bc itās early but like!!! I have so many activity ideas!!#also this is really hammering in that I desperately need to clean and organize my place omfg#coz how tf am I gonna invite her over for shit if itās like this aahhh#also I hope she likes the music I sent/is on my account aahh#she texted me as soon as she left that she wanted to hug me and I just AAAAHHHHHH
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screaming in the club
time for another vent in tags
#so i was joking and i thought it came through but im also dumb and autistic and my jokes dont always cross. sO#i was joking about one of my roomates not seeing Nightmare Before Christmas before bc i was showing 2 of them my picture vinyl of it and whe#n one of them said they never saw it i said ābut you were a loser on tumblr in the 2010s wdymā and their fiance was just rude to me and i th#ought it was clearly a joke but ig not and they lowley attacked me for it? im just?? i tried to clarify that i was joking and they know im a#utistic. hell the one i was joking to is also autistic but idk so now i feel like utter shit especially after all i did today thst juet drai#ned me. ive been trying to fix our 2nd shower. i had a meeting. i had an extremely hard therapy session. and i showered today. its been hell#like i am trying to get thru relapsing on SH and my ED and ofc they dont know but that shit made it worse and i dont want to say anything bc#then ill feel like im guilt tripping? idk but im also super nervous about a HRT appmt i have coming up and i cant afford it and we have no#food in the house i can eat rn and no one has gone shopping. i cant go shopping either bc i cant drive/dont have a car. and its making it#harder to help get back on track with eating when theres nothing for me to eat? so everything is fucking amazing right now.#the only meals i could POSSIBLY have and all claimed by the one roommate i was joking with. it all takes up half our freezer too so thats#fucking awesome. all this food for one person and none that i can eat or the other vegan in the house can eat. i have been hungry for DAYS.#all there has been for me to eat is cup ramen and grilled cheese. AND SOMEONE WHO WASNT FUCKING VEGAN ATE ALL THE VEGAN CHEESE IM GENUINELY#SO PISSED OFF? like dude yall have your own cheese wtf#the thing is its already really hard for me to tell when i am actually hungry bc of years of ignoring it so when i actually feel it and ther#es nothing it really gets to me. im so tired and idek where my EBT card is to get myself something. its all just so much.#i just want to lay in my bed and sleep for days. but i cant. i have too much shit to do. like even just tomorrow i have to clean the#bathroom. mop the kitchen. do dishes. shovel snow. and just generally take.care of shit because since we have 2 roomates MIA right now and#no one else wanted to do shit i had to step up and i am STRUGGLING. i have been for a while. the thing is everyone that didnt sign up for sh#it didnt have much going on besides probable seasonal depression#i relapsed. have debilitating mental health. i can barely get out of bed before 4 pm. and i have to take care of myself and my cat.#im so close to snapping on them at this point#i need the one roommate i actually like to come back or i swear i will lose my shit. hes only been gone for 6 days but HOLY SHIT#everything has gone to shit#vent over ig im going to sleep soon. still hungry if i cant find something.
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When ST fans interpret every antagonistic character to be a child molester for some reason
#tw sa#tw csa#puts up a sign that says i love fandom theorizing and creativity but what the fuck are some of yall one lol#*on#genuinely im not even saying the vibes arent there but do you genuinely think theyre going to take a character that represents#internalized shame and actually make them what they think that they are#like approaching it from an internalized homophobia standpoint which a lot of these takes do#yeah a lot of gay men who grew up in horribly environments will be brainwashed by that shit and be terrified of becoming a monster#but the whole point is that theyre WRONG about themselves and the ppl who convinced them of that in the 1st place ate the real 'monsters'#thats. thats literally the climax of s4#genuinely not all parallels are going to be one to one and not all vibes are going to be literal#idk I just have a lot of thoughts abt this TBH and this isnt even 5% of it#not an attack either im sure the intentions are innocent enough i just. would rather wait until s5 bc i personally think theres a lot#more to it than that#henry creel#<- bc i only trust henry stans#alsl dont @ me im not here to devate lol#*also#*debate#fuck typos
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What chrestomanci house are you? (Do they have those haven't read em.)
[tosses books at you]
Well they don't have those but they do have a lot of other stuff so read and find out >:3
I am now forcefully recommending a book series to you >:3
#replies#so yes i was actually looking for alternatives to the Popular Wizard Books and found those#a lot of recommendations and all#and since I'd just finished reading howl's moving castle i was like oh more diana eynne jones stuff? sign me the fuck up#anyway i have no one to talk to about it and im currently getting fiancee to read the books with me#but now it is my mission to do to yall what i did w claymore and just nonstop recomment it and hope some of u read it#on another note fiancee has said perhaps it's good i got into those books now#if I'd been reading them during my younger and more impressionable years I'd be even more insufferable than i already am
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physically incapable of being honest i simply MUST concoct an elaborate and potentially ongoing lie to tell my boss im quitting over text barely three weeks in because saying 'hey man i actually dont think this job is as good a fit for me like i thought itd be and i really need to focus on my classes right now because theyre also a lot more demanding than i thought theyd be as well so i think itd be best for me to part ways on good terms before things start to go south' is simply doing too much and would bring the morale down. i need to lie to this man
#like is my immediate. borderline compulsive kneejerk reaction to lie about any and everything in my life a sign of something? perhaps#but i am choosing to ignore it#i normally would not be this bad abt quitting but ever since i found out theres only 5 (five) ppl TOTAL employed here it#kinda messed me up bc i know how much it sucks working w a skeleton crew but i also dont want to fuck myself over#by staying at a place that i dread going to BECAUSE its so short staffed#also like. the man just finished the schedules up until next month and i have No Days Off like i still have classes bro#i cannot be taking six years to finish a fucking two year degree#but now i feel bad abt quitting so suddenly (and over text at like 3am) bc my boss isnt a bad guy or anything hes actually pretty chill#however i genuinely think id actually lose it for real if i stayed here any longer#perhaps in another world i have the opposite problem and can only tell the truth at all times#im getting off track now i need to focus on the Lore of my Lies#sorry gma but im using you as my one free family emergency pass to get out of work (she is already dead)#yall already know the drill if you read all of this dont forget to like comment subscribe and hit that notification bell#or offer advice too idc just know if your answer is 'just be honest' i will not be doing that
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mmm I love me some organizing :)
#menace gets personal#<- at least a little#work started out bad again and my boss loves talking down to me#so i have started organizing the clown office :)#and i want to make a little sign that says āwelcome to the clown officeā because i think its funny#(and yk what maybe ill like this office better if it was named by friends and i had a constant reminder of that)#so i might have my mom make one?#idk theres no spot for it yet#but its starting to feel a bit like mine and thats what we're going for#i also have a shit ton of rubber bands??? so if any of yall want to come make a rubber band ball hit me up i got you#mmm also want to redo the wall art (cause it kinda sucks) but i dont know if im allowed#anyway#back to work i go#(im actually gonna eat first but alas)#love you <333#rambling menace
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something i love about choir is we only see each other once a week so we're allowed to be very unhinged and its kinda great cos i just get to be myself like today there was this bit that us ones were constantly messing up and our tutor was getting a bit annoyed so i look over to the twos and i just see my friend bella signing you suck be better at me then at the end we did hotseat and i got volunteered to do it and the kind of questions we get are wild lmao it was great and one of the questions i got was would you ever have kids and me and bella were talking about it afterwards and then frankie came and joined the conversation and was like what do yall have against having children and bells looked her dead in the eye and was like we're lesbians and frankie was like oh. so i was js like its ok we wont infect you. probably. so ofc we ended the night chasing her around trying to infect her with the gay which was fun but yeah i love my friends
#just a load of garbage#bellas actually my bestie tho love her so much#also yall frankies such a dumbass she got a staple stuck under her fingernail#oh also funny story so after bella signed at me that we suck i responed with a fuck you#then flick (whos deaf) signed at me who you talking to so i was like bella she said whatd bella say and i was like she said we suck#and she had the AUDACITY to say that we do#so i held up my music so i couldn't see her lmao#the whole exchange frankie was js like how do u know this what the fuck#ALSO YALL THIS IS NOT OK#WE HAVE TO GO UP TO G#THEN HOLD IT#FOR 8 FUCKING BARS#THIS IS G OFF THE STAVE. BTW#IM PERISHING#anyways
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RIZZLER P āāā PBāµ (part 2/2)
ą±Øą§ ā summary | part one -> y/n is a youtuber and on the cancelled podcast, she reveals she has a crush on paige bueckers. y/n gets invited to her first game of the season and they have a lot of fun! part one!!!!!!!!!!!
ā warnings | literally nothing but banter and fun, slight paige slander (but its from kk and ice so its ok), idk what else. oh brooke and tana being protective but its in a sweet way. also i love this mini series i loved it
ā ev's notes | sooo im trying out a semi-new format, lmk if yall like it!!!!!!!
āØ missing out on updates? check out my wcbb masterlist!
Paige š (paigebueckers) started following you.
Paige š wants to send you a message. Hey, I heard you were into D1 basketball players? š
The message stuck out to you, your stomach dropping as you read the message request. You couldn't help but grin as you read her playful message, the nervous energy in your stomach now morphing into a thrilling anticipation. With shaky hands, you tapped on the message request, your heart pounding in your chest.
You couldn't believe Tana's advice had actually worked ā talking about them on a podcast was the best rizz, apparently.
With trembling hands, you typed out a response, trying to come across confident despite the fluttering of nerves in your stomach.
Y/N š hi, you saw the episode?
Y/N š god i'm so embarrassed, sorry if you keep getting bombarded with questions from my fans lol. they mean well i swear š«
You exited out of Instagram and tapped on iMessage, quickly getting into your group-chat with the girls.
we ā¤ļø white claws
y/n | GUESS WHO DM'D ME
tana | PAIGE BUECKERS???????
brooke | it better be paige or ur just blue balling us atp
y/n | yes it was paigeeee! *sends screenshot*
brooke | omgggg she's flirting with you!!!!
tana | what did i say bro?? what did i say?????
y/n | tysm tana ur literally the fucking best
As you were typing out your message to the groupchat, your phone buzzed. You looked up at the message, a smile spreading on your lips.
Paige š Haha, yeah, I saw the episode. Don't worry about it, it's all good :)
Paige š And no need to apologize, ur fans are really funny lol
You closed your phone, shutting your eyes as you swallowed a squeal of excitement.
The thrill of talking to Paige was almost overwhelming, but in the best possible way. You'd thought she was attractive since you'd first gotten into basketball back in high school (yes, it was because of your ex but that's besides that point), and it was surreal now that she was not only talking to you ā she was hitting on you.
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It had been a few weeks since you'd began talking to Paige and since then, you'd exchanged phone numbers and were talking every single day. She was sending you good morning texts, she made sure to do an fit check every morning, and you found yourself eagerly awaiting each message from her. The thrill of talking to Paige hadn't faded; if anything, it had only intensified as you got to know her better.
However, you knew since the season was beginning she wasn't going to be as free as she was before. You didn't mind, of course ā you were just happy you were able to talk to her at all. These last couple days had been busy for her and you hadn't been able to talk to her, but this morning you'd gotten something in the mail that you were sure you didn't order.
You ripped it open to reveal Paige's jersey, and it was even signed at the bottom. You couldn't believe it, your heart swelling with warmth at the unexpected gesture from her. Holding the jersey in your hands, you couldn't help but smile at the thoughtfulness behind her gift.
As if on cue, your phone began buzzing in your pocket and you pulled it out. You quickly accepted the Facetime, a grin on your face as you answered.
"Oh my god, you're insane."
"What? You got the jersey?" Paige feigned shock, a mischievous glint in her eyes as she grinned at you through the screen. "I have no idea how that got there."
You chuckled, shaking your head in disbelief. "Yeah, I got it. Thank you so much, Paige. It's... it's amazing."
Paige's smile softened, her eyes warm with affection. "You're welcome. I just wanted to show my appreciation for you, you know?"
You felt a swell of warmth in your chest. "Well, it definitely made my day. Thanks, P. I really mean it."
Paige smirked as she took you in through the Facetime. "So, I guess you'll have to wear it to my games now, right? You can't let this signed jersey go to waste."
"Is that an invitation, P?" You teased, raising an eyebrow playfully as you grinned at Paige through the screen. The idea of attending Paige's games in her signed jersey filled you with excitement, and you couldn't wait to cheer her on from the stands.
Paige chuckled, her smirk widening. "Yeah, you down? You know our first game's on Thursday night, I'll get you floor tickets and everything."
You didn't think she was serious but the more you thought about it, the more you realized she might actually be serious. The excitement bubbled up within you at the thought of attending Paige's game, especially with floor tickets.
"Are you serious?" you asked, a hint of disbelief in your voice.
"Well, uh. I know it's a long flight but I wanna see you. I'll fly you out, I'll show you around and we can spend some time together, and stuff." Paige's usual confident demeanor was replaced with a touch of nervousness, her eyes searching yours for a reaction.
"Paige, are you sure?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper. The idea of spending time together in person was both thrilling and nerve-wracking, and you couldn't believe that Paige was offering to fly you out just to see her.
Paige nodded, a shy smile tugging at her lips. "Of course, I would. I mean, if you want to."
"Yeah, of course I would. You're sure?" You spoke softly but earnestly. Flights were expensive, especially when they were as last minute as this.
Paige let out a dramatic sigh as she nodded. "Yes, bro. Yes or no?"
"Yeah, of course. Gosh, so impatient." You teased as Paige laughed through the Facetime.
Paige chuckled, her laughter filling the screen as she rolled her eyes playfully. "Okay, good. Now show me how my jersey looks on you, put it on for me."
You blushed slightly as you nodded, taking the jersey as you walked up the stairs of your house. You couldn't believe it ā you were flying out to meet Paige in less than a week. You were going to meet Paige Bueckers in less than a week.
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"Y/N L/N is flying out to see your ass?" KK's voice sounded shocked as sat up on the bed, her eyes wide and her jaw slightly dropped in disbelief.
Paige kept her eyes on her phone as she nodded slowly, as if it was the most normal thing in the world. She tried to keep the whole nonchalant thing going up but her friends could see right through it.
Paige couldn't help but smirk at KK's shocked reaction, though she attempted to maintain an air of nonchalance. "Yeah, she is," she replied casually, her fingers tapping away on her phone.
"She's coming to watch us play, like on Thursday?" KK repeated slowly as she tried to process the information, her eyes still wide with astonishment. "Seriously?"
Paige shrugged, a small smile playing at the corners of her lips. "Yeah, seriously. Why is it so hard to believe?"
Ice, who had been lounging next to KK, chimed in with a smile. "Sounds like you're getting serious, P. Bringing her to a game? That's basically a relationship milestone."
Paige rolled her eyes playfully at Ice's comment. "It's not like that, Ice. We're just friends."
"Does she know that? You're such a fuckboy, Paige." Ice rolled her eyes as she exchanged a look with KK.
Paige couldn't help but laugh at Ice's teasing, though she couldn't deny the warmth spreading through her chest at the thought of you. "Trust me, Ice, she knows. And I'm not a fuckboy, I'm just... being a good friend."
KK chuckled, nudging Ice playfully. "Come on, Ice, let's not scare Paige away from the relationship talk."
"Bro, fuck off," Paige groaned as she sighed, leaning back in the gaming chair.
Paige knew she liked you but at this point, she'd only been texting you for a month and before she could be official with you, she'd have to spend time with you in real life. Plus, you lived in California and long distance was not the ideal for her.
"Are we getting those live show tickets or..." KK began as Paige sent her a glare. She put up her hands in defense as Ice let out a small laugh, shaking her head in amusement.
"Don't worry, we can ask her Thursday," Ice teased as she leaned back in the bed, her grin widening.
"Bro, you better leave her alone-"
"Ooo, she's getting possessive already. You have to remember it's Y/N, bro, she's definitely going to have some fans too." KK laughed, joining in on the teasing with a playful smirk.
Paige rolled her eyes at her friends' banter, though she couldn't help but feel a hint of amusement at their antics. "Guys, come on. Let's not make a big deal out of it."
KK chuckled, nudging Ice with her elbow. "Oh, come on, Paige, we'll behave."
"I'll believe it when I see it," Paige retorted as the girls laughed.
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Y/N š posted on her story !
You were incredibly nervous and the noise of the crowded stadium didn't do much to calm your already frayed nerves. It was your first time meeting Paige in person, and the anticipation had been building up inside you since the moment you boarded the plane to Connecticut.
The plan was to originally go to a pre-game dinner but it didn't really work out because of the traffic and the hectic schedule leading up to the game. Instead, Paige suggested meeting directly at the stadium, where she would give you a tour and introduce you to some of her teammates before the game started.
As you made your way through the crowds, your heart pounded with nervous excitement. Thoughts raced through your mind, wondering if Paige would like you in person as much as she seemed to over text, if you would have enough to talk about, and if you'd be able to keep your nerves in check. You were a nervous wreck, your stomach twisting in anxiety.
You couldn't help but feel a knot forming in your stomach as you scanned the crowd, searching for Paige among the sea of faces. Suddenly, you spotted her standing near the entrance to the court, her eyes scanning the crowd with a look of concentration. Your breath caught in your throat as you made eye contact, and a wave of relief washed over you.
God, she was even more attractive in real life. Her hair was in her signature braided ponytail and had worn some light make-up, her lashes long and her cheeks pink with blush.
Paige's face lit up with a bright smile as she caught sight of you, and she began weaving her way through the crowd towards you. Your nerves melted away as she drew closer, and before you knew it, her arms wrapped around you in a light embrace.
She was even taller than you expected ā she practically towered over you, but her embrace felt warm and comforting. As she pulled back, you couldn't help but admire the way her eyes sparkled with excitement as she scanned your outfit.
"You're wearing the jersey!" She exclaimed as her eyes took you in, she had no shame in the fact she was checking you out. You didn't miss the way she bit her lip and how her eyes lingered, your face flushing with warmth at her gaze.
"Yeah, I wanted to show my support," you replied, trying to keep your voice steady despite the fluttering of nerves in your stomach. "Plus, it's pretty comfy."
Paige grinned, her smile widening at your response. "Well, you look amazing in it. Maybe even better than I do," she teased, her eyes twinkling with mischief.
You couldn't help but laugh at her teasing, your blush deepening as you looked up at the taller girl. "You're such a flirt,"
Paige bit her lip as her head fell back as she laughed, her laughter filling the air around you and sending a shiver of excitement down your spine. "Nah, I wasn't even trying that time."
Before you could reply, you felt a tap on your shoulder. You turned around to meet the gazes of two girls and a boy, their expressions nervous and excited. "Oh my god, we are such big fans!"
You smiled instantly as you turned your attention toward them. "Aw, thank you, guys. That means the world, would you like a picture?"
The trio's faces lit up with excitement as they nodded eagerly. "Yes, please!" one of the girls exclaimed, her voice filled with excitement.
"Can she take the picture?" One of the girls asked as she gestured toward Paige. She looked like a deer caught in headlights, her hands in her pockets as she exchanged a glance toward you.
"Uh, sure."
You and the fans gathered closer, posing for the picture as Paige stepped back to frame the shot. With a quick press of the button, the photo was taken, capturing the moment. As the fans thanked you both and walked away, chatting animatedly amongst themselves. You glanced toward the blonde as she began laughing, shaking her head.
"What?" You asked as she drew closer to you.
Paige shrugged. "I just kinda forgot you're like famous, or whatever. It kinda gives me like... an ego boost, not gonna lie."
You couldn't help but laugh at Paige's comment, her candidness adding to the lightheartedness of the moment. "Why?"
"You're like this really pretty girl who's super funny and has like, a whole fanbase. And you flew out to see me, you told everyone on your friend's podcast that you had a crush on me and now you're here, just casually hanging out with me, wearing my jersey like it's no big deal," Paige explained, a playful smirk tugging at her lips.
You laughed at her explanation, feeling a warmth spread through you at her words. "Well, to be fair, you're also this incredible basketball player who's basically taking the WNBA world by storm. And you invited me to your game, so I'd say we're pretty even."
"You're boosting my ego even more though, I hope you know that," Paige replied with a playful grin, her eyes sparkling with amusement.
You chuckled, feeling a sense of ease settle between you. "Just returning the favor," you teased, nudging her playfully.
"Okay, I'ma let me show you around now," Paige grinned as she gestured for you to keep walking. Her hands found your waist and began guiding you through the halls, her touch unexpected but undoubtedly welcome.
You couldn't help but feel a rush of excitement at the contact, her touch sending a jolt of electricity through you. With Paige's arm around your waist, guiding you through the busy stadium corridors, you felt a sense of intimacy that was both thrilling and comforting.
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As you sat in the stands, surrounded by cheering fans and the energy of the game, your heart raced with excitement. You stole glances at Paige on the court, marveling at her skill and grace as she played. Despite your nerves, you couldn't help but feel a sense of pride knowing that you were there to support her.
She was so attractive (even while running around and sweating), she reminded you how much you loved hoopers. The way she moved, the intensity in her eyes as she focused on the game, it all captivated you. Even in the midst of competition, she exuded a confidence and poise that was undeniably attractive.
Your eyes stayed on her the entire game, not paying much attention to anything else. You were so enamored with Paige that you hardly noticed the passage of time. Every movement she made seemed effortless, every shot she took seemed destined to find the net.
As the game reached its end, with the score neck and neck, Paige seemed to rise to the occasion, her determination shining through in every play. And when she sank the winning shot in the final seconds of the game, the crowd erupted into cheers, the sound reverberating throughout the stadium.
You couldn't help but leap to your feet, cheering along with the rest of the fans as you watched Paige celebrate with her teammates on the court.
As the crowd began to disperse and the energy of the game slowly subsided, you made your way down to the court, eager to congratulate Paige. As you approached her, a wide grin spread across her face, and she pulled you into a tight hug, the euphoria of the win still palpable in the air.
Paige didn't care if people took pictures or if people decided to gossip about it later; all she cared about was you being there in that moment.
"You looked really good out there," the words came out of your mouth before you could really process them. Paige pulled out from the hug with a laugh, her arms still around your shoulders.
"And you looked really sexy in the stands, wearing my jersey." Paige smirked playfully, her eyes sparkling with amusement as she teased you.
"I felt like a NBA trophy wife, I was clapping all cutesy cause I knew people were taking pictures of me," you quipped, feeling a rush of excitement at Paige's playful banter. Her laughter was infectious, and you found yourself grinning in response.
Paige chuckled, giving you a playful nudge with her shoulder. "Well, you definitely looked the part," she teased, her tone affectionate as she leaned in closer to you.
You laughed along with her, feeling a sense of warmth and comfort in her presence. "Guess I'll have to start practicing my trophy wife wave for next time," you replied with a playful wink.
"Ooo, next time? Does that mean you'll visit me again?" Paige teased, raising an eyebrow playfully as she looked at you.
You couldn't help but feel a surge of affection for her at her words. "Of course," you replied, your voice filled with sincerity. "But only if you make me a WNBA wife, P."
She squinted as if she was thinking about it, earning a playful shove from you. "I'm just playing, you're the only girl."
"I'd hope so," you scoffed as you playfully rolled your eyes, unable to hide the smile tugging at your lips.
Paige grinned, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "Well, lucky for you, you're my favorite girl," she replied, her tone soft and affectionate.
"So there are other girls?" You teased as she groaned playfully, earning a laugh from you. "I'm just your favorite-"
"That's not what I meant, you're the only one who's wearing my signed jersey, that I sent directly to your house and you're the only one who gets good morning texts and fit checks." Paige countered, her playful smirk widening into a genuine smile.
You couldn't help but laugh at her response, feeling a sense of warmth and happiness fill your chest. "Yeah, I guess you're right," you replied, your tone light and teasing.
Before Paige could reply, she saw Ice and KK approaching from behind you. She sighed as you turned around, meeting their excited gaze.
Paige sighed playfully as she turned to greet Ice and KK, who were clearly eager to join in on the conversation. "Hey, what's up, you two?" she greeted them with a smile, her eyes flickering with amusement.
Ice and KK exchanged a knowing look before KK grinned mischievously. "So, are we interrupting something here?" she teased, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
Paige rolled her eyes, but couldn't hide the smile tugging at her lips. "Y/N, this is KK and Ice. Don't worry about them though, they're just stupid freshman who think they're the shit-"
"Bro, says you!" KK shouted as you laughed, exchanging a smile with Ice.
"I know who you guys are, P talks about you a lot," you said, offering a friendly smile to KK and Ice. "Nice to finally meet you both."
KK's eyes lit up with excitement. "Oh, really? What does she say about us?" she asked eagerly, leaning in closer with a playful grin.
Paige let out a groan, shooting you an amused glance before replying, "Only good things, I promise."
"Yeah, she loves you guys." You smiled as you glanced between Paige, KK, and Ice. "Always talking about your antics and how you keep things interesting."
"She talks about you too, like nonstop." KK began before she earned a shove from a very flustered Paige.
Ice continued, "We thought she was lying until we watched your episode with Tana and Brooke, then we were confused cause you like Paige?"
"Why are you saying it like that? Paige?" Paige mocked Ice, earning a laugh from you and KK.
"Cause Y/N's like a whole baddie, like a 20/20 and you're just like... mid at basketball," Ice explained as Paige sent her a playful glare. "People are gonna be really confused until they see how much you make, then they'll be like ohh,"
"Shut up, bro," Paige replied, but there was a fondness in her tone as she exchanged playful banter with Ice. "It's not about basketball skills, it's about the person."
"Sure, sure," KK chimed in with a grin. "We all know you're a catch, Paige. But hey, if Y/N's into it, who are we to judge?"
You laughed at the girls banter, exchanging a smile with Paige as Ice and KK did the same. "Y/N, we have a question."
"Oh no, bro," Paige groaned as KK nudged her slightly, telling her to be quiet as you nodded, laughing softly.
"Can you get us tickets to Tana and Brooke's shows? Please, we really really wanna go," KK asked, her excitement palpable.
You couldn't help but chuckle at KK's eagerness. "Sure! I'll reach out to them get you guys some," you replied with a smile, already mentally making a note to message Tana and Brooke about it later.
Paige rolled her eyes playfully. "Great, now you're getting my girl to do favors for you," she joked, earning a laugh from both you and KK.
"Your girl?" Ice responded as she raised her brow. "Okay, I see you P, already locking it down."
Paige's cheeks flushed slightly as she playfully nudged Ice. "Shut up, Ice. You know what I mean."
KK leaned in with a mischievous grin. "Oh, we know what you mean, Paige. You're just too scared to admit it."
"Okay, well. Thank you so much, Y/N, you're even more stunning in person. I'll leave you guys to it, now," Ice smirked as she grabbed KK and began walking off the court, toward the team.
Paige let out a sigh before she turned over to meet your eyes, a softness to softness to her expression that made your heart flutter. "Sorry about them, they're like that all the time," she said with a chuckle.
You shook your head with a smile, feeling a sense of contentment settle over you. "No, no, they seem really sweet. They remind me of Tana and Brooke though," you laughed as Paige nodded.
"Uh, sure!" Paige teased as you shook your head in amusement. "I need to go take a shower but um, maybe you can come over?"
Your smile widened at the request as you nodded. "Yeah, sounds like fun."
Again, her hand found the small of your back as she led you toward the team. She was soon reminded of a team celebration they were planning on doing later and the girls insisted on bringing you, she realized that you had become their favorite, too.
But she couldn't blame them, you were perfect.
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tana mongeau (tanamongeau) started following you. Brooke (brookeschofield) started following you.
tana mongeau wants to send you a message. hurt her and you die, got it blondie ?? not joking btw
Brooke wants to send you a message. Heard you & Y/N had a fun time this weekend! You seem like such a sweet girl, would love to have you on the pod sometime. Promise we'll keep it PG š¤
Brooke Oh and go huskies!!!! š
Paige glanced at her phone with a slight groan, shaking her head. "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me,"
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rookie f1 racer satoru gojo decides the best way to kick off race weekend is going to a coffee shop
a/n: hi friends ! here is the first one shot for my f1 racer!gojo au :3 i am so beyond excited to start these, they wonāt be a cohesive series & can be read alone! i will make an au masterlist though :] please enjoy and let me know what yall think !! if thereās any ideas or requests yall have for this series send them in !! reblogs very appreciated <3 ok that is all bye bye ! <3 also both gojo and reader are early 20s since i have him in his rookie season
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LIGHTS OUT & AWAY WE GO !
thereās not many people out during usual work hours, kids are in school, adults are at work, and the world is a little quieter. itās something satoru had grown to love. between all the cameras reporters, he just wanted some peace, and no one knew peace quite like coffee shops.
satoru sauntered into the building, it was unassuming enough, a few people scattered throughout the establishment, all too engrossed in their own work to look up. he doubted heād get recognized by anyone in here.
he orders and gets his drink and pastry fairly quickly, sitting by the window and watching the world pass by him. life seemed to move in slow motion, the leisurely paces of someone walking their dog making him relax a bit.
āhey! is it cool if i use this outlet?ā the voice makes him jump a bit, turning around to face whoever it was speaking.
you smile softly at him, hoping he would be kind enough to just let you charge your laptop. you figured heād be attractive, his hairās an eye catching bright white color, contrasting to the black shirt and sunglasses he had on. you caught a glimpse of his blue eyes as he looks at you, nodding before clearing his throat.
āyeah go ahead,ā he returns the smile, motioning for you to plug in your charger.
āIāll just leave it here to charge, i donāt wanna botherā you state, quickly plugging in your laptop before moving to walk away.
āyou can sit if you wanna, itās no problemā he rushes out quickly, hoping it was enough to make you stay. his breath caught in his throat as you turned to look at him.
āare you sure?ā he nods quickly, āyeah no worries! Iām not doing much of anything right now,ā he grins, regaining his composure and taking a sip of his drink.
itās quiet between the two of you before you speak up, āyou like Mercedes?ā satoru feels his blood go cold, looking at you with a confused expression. you gesture to his shirt, āyouāve got their merch onā you laugh.
āoh! yeah theyāre pretty cool,ā he nods, watching as you smile and nod, focusing on your screen again.
āi didnāt know they had merch like that,ā you admit, āmaybe itās just ācause im not super into cars.ā satoru feels relief wash over him, his shoulders subtly relaxing before heās looking at you again.
āitās their f1 team merchā he says, āi work for them, actually.ā his hearts beating a bit faster as you make eye contact with him, looking up from your laptop.
āoh? thatās so cool! youāre a mechanic or-?ā your head cocks a bit to the side, smiling when the man across from you breaks into a wide grin.
satoru debates going along with your idea, but he canāt bring himself to lie to you, not when youāre eyes are shining at him.
āi actually race for them, im a driverā he corrects you gently, your eyes widen a bit and you cover your mouth as it opens.
āoh my god Iām so sorry! i donāt know a thing about formula oneā you laugh nervously, āi knew there was something going on with all the extra fuss in the city but i had no idea what.ā
he smiles at you and waves off your apology, ādonāt worry! it was nice having someone to talk to thatās not yelling at me to sign somethingā he cringes a bit at the way the words rolled off his tongue, but you still smile at him, going back to working on whatever was it was you were doing on your laptop.
āone of my friends is actually getting into f1 i think, is there someone named,ā you trail off as you think of the other mans name, āi think itās Charlie? charles? one of those twoā you laugh nervously, satoruās ears perk up at the name.
ācharles leclerc?ā He asks, your eyes light up, āyeah that one! heās a racer right?ā satoru nods at you.
āyeah he races for ferrari,ā you nod along to his words, realizing you hadnāt caught his name yet.
āwhat was your name, just so i know who to root for when people ask my favorite driverā you grin, a twinkle in your eye that makes his stomach flip.
āIām satoru, satoru gojoā he reaches his hand across the table for you to shake, you canāt stop the soft chuckle that leaves your lips as your hands connect, a firm shake against his much larger, warmer and calloused hands.
a comfortable silence falls between the two of you as satoru finishes his drink off and you continue to focus on your laptop. satoru canāt help but continue to look your way, thinking you were absolutely breathtaking.
you on the other hand, had your heart beating against your rib cage as you pulled up your messaging app on your laptop and quickly texted your best friend.
I HAD TO PLUG IN MY CHARGER BUT THE ONLY OUTLET WAS NEXT TO THIS SUPER HOT GUY AND I ENDED UP SITTING IN THE BOOTH W HIM AND WERE TALKING AND HES AN F1 DRIVER ???? DID I MENTION HES HOT AS FUCK??
you wait a couple minutes, your friend has yet to reply as your leg bounced under the table.
āwhat are you working on? if i may askā the question makes you immediately close your messages and go back to your google document, looking blankly at the paper in front of you.
āitās some busy work for a class im in, required by the universityā you shrug, āwas getting through it pretty quickly until my laptop died on meā the snowy haired man smiled at you, laughing softly as he pulls his phone out.
satoru scrolls aimlessly on his socials, nothing seemed as interesting as you did, sitting practically across from him engrossed in your work. the two of you made easy conversation for the next hour or so, not realizing how much time had passed since youd sat down.
youād tried to get up and leave after you turned in your assignment and laptop was charged, giving him privacy you imagined he yearned for. but satoru was quick to tell you to stay, āyou donāt have to go! itās nice talking to youā he says, ālike a breath of fresh air.ā
and so you sit back down, the two of you falling into place as if you were old friends, people whoād known each other in years past and were catching up. you didnāt ask about his job or his career, asking about him and what his favorite color was, his favorite season and if he actually liked his coffee as sweet as it has smelled.
you kept reminding yourself this was gonna be a one off thing, heād leave and youād part ways, never talking again as you inevitably turned on an f1 race, seeing the pretty man on your tv screen and imagining what couldāve been if you were a bit braver.
it had been nearly three hours since youād sat at his booth when his phone starts buzzing, quickly answering the call from his manager. his small smile turns to a faint pout as they tell him to head to the paddock for free practice in a couple hours, sighing and telling them heād be on his way shortly.
you feel disappointed as you hear the words, not wanting the bubble you were in to burst, wanting to stay seated across from the attractive man for as long as you could.
āIām gonna head out, have to go workā he jokes, his smile widens when you laugh, āi hope you pass your exam thursday,ā heās doing everything in his power to linger around, trying to figure out a way to spend more time with you.
you laugh softly and nod your head, āitās open note so hopefully itās not too bad, but good luck at your race! Iām sure youāll do great.ā
satoruās bright blue eyes light up at your words, you could almost see the lightbulb forming atop his head, making you furrow your brows slightly in confusion.
āwhy donāt you come? to the race this weekend? are you busy?ā the words tumble out his mouth in an unorganized jumble of excitement, heās beaming at you with his bangs in his eyes, sunglasses barely balancing on the tip of his nose.
āoh i couldnāt, those tickets must be so expensive and i donāt wanna bother-ā satoru is cutting you off with furrowed brows and a bewildered expression his face.
āyou think Iād make you pay? donāt be silly,ā he grins, āIāll get you some good seats and maybe we can meet up after the race?ā he can hear his heart beating in his ears. was he being insane? a little bit. did he care? not at all.
you bite your lip for a second, itās not like you had an insane amount of work, plus the most attractive man youād ever laid eyes on was asking you out to some crazy sporting event youād only heard of in passing.
āokay yeah, i think i could squeeze it in my scheduleā you grin, watching as the man across from you smile at you. heās quick to ask for your information, immediately sending it off to whoever it was needed it and was informing you of all you needed to know.
āI told them to give you an extra ticket so you can bring a friend so youāre not too lonely waiting for meā the words make your face and ears heat up, trying to remain composed in front of him.
āwell i guess Iāll see you sunday then?ā the words make your stomach flip, wondering how heād look like with his gear on.
āsee you sundayā he smiles at you, waving goodbye as his phone buzzes for a second time, hurrying out of the coffee shop with his whole body buzzing from excitement.
you donāt fully process the entire interaction until youāre sitting in your apartment, phone lighting up from a new email.
Mercedes F1 team PR
Good afternoon! We are elated to send you two tickets to invite you to this weekends Grand Prix race! Below you will find all the informationā¦
you open it quickly, reading the entire thing twice before youāre rolling onto your back and giggling uncontrollably, giddy beyond belief to see satoru again. your fingers itch to look him up, deciding against it and locking your phone as you try to continue on with your day.
sunday arrives quicker than you thought it would, your friend following you into the circuit as you try to figure out where to go next, looking around helplessly as you look down at your phone and at the map provided.
āare we supposed to go down there?ā your friend points, both of you staring at each other blankly. the two of you wait for a second before looking around once more, taking a leap of faith and walking with confidence where you think you had to be.
your friend is much braver than you are, flagging down someone in a staff shirt and showing them the ticket, theyāre quick to lead the two of you in the opposite direction, making you and your friend hold back laughter until youāre finally seated.
satoru was anxiously looking around, he wasnāt exactly sure where they had seated you, but heād requested you be close to the garage, wanting to say hello before the race.
āyouāre a lot more antsy than usualā the deep voice makes him look away from his phone. nanami kento, right hand man to Toto Wolff and next in line to take over the team principal position.
āIāve got an important guest Iāve gotta impressā satoru replies quickly, putting his phone away and walking towards kento, āIām gonna rack in some points todayā he winks, making the blonde roll his eyes.
soon enough satoru is seated in the car and on the grid, mind completely focused on the race ahead, taking deep breaths as the red lights appear.
you couldnāt help but watch some race clips last night, figuring you should know some basics and not show up completely clueless. the videos, however, didnāt prepare you for how fast the cars truly were, engines sending vibrations to your chest and stands shaking as they raced by.
āand gojo overtakes hamilton! the rookie had a terrible qualifying yesterday, but seems as though heās back in the game todayā the announcers words blare through the speakers, chest blooming with pride as they talked up satoru.
youāre focused on the primarily black car, watching as he zooms past the stands at unbelievable speeds. your heart racing as he passes other drivers, cheering when he successfully overtook them.
satoru continues to climb up the ranks, cinching a position on podium; second place, sandwiched between verstappen and leclerc. heās hopping out of the car and celebrating with his team, squeezing kento a bit tighter than the rest. his blue eyes are focused on the crowd as he waits his turn for the post race interview, trying to catch sight of you, mind racing as he wonders if you even came.
he smiles at charles as he passes him, walking up to the interviewer and answering the questions with generic answers āIām beyond excited for the rest of the seasonā and āIām looking forward to the day i win my first Grand Prixā along with thanking his support system and team before kindly thanking the interviewer and heading to the winners room before the podium ceremony.
satoruās messy hair is covered by the Mercedes hat, taking it off and ruffling it a bit, sighing when he scans the crowd one last time and doesnāt make you out, turning around and closing the door behind him.
you only make it to the floor area moments after charles walks out, slightly out of breath as they call out satoruās name.
the snowy haired racer is waving to the crowd, a semblance of a smile on his face as he stands on the podium, eyes still searching the crowd in one last feeble attempt to spot you.
satoru feels his heart skip a beat and face turn even redder as he locks eyes with you, a much more genuine smile on his face when he gives you a little wave.
youāre heart races as you make eye contact with the driver, adoring the way his cheeks flushed and skin looked honey like under the rays of the sunset. you smile and clap as he raises the trophy, pointing directly at the trophy then at you.
this oneās for you
maybe youāre a hopeless romantic, or maybe heās just too hot and charming to not fall for, but you feel your heart giving in and walls crumbling as he shakes the large champagne bottle, dousing the other two until all three of them were dripping with champagne.
satoru finds you in the garage after 20 minutes, thanking his manager a hundred times over before walking up to you. his race suit only on from the waist down, black fireproof sticking to his body perfectly and snowy white hair tousled and wet from a mixture of champagne and sweat.
āyou cameā he says, making you nod and smile at him sweetly.
āwhy wouldnāt i? my favorite driver invited meā you reply.
satoru rolls his eyes and snickers, āim the only driver you know,ā he watched you grin up at him sheepishly, āstill youāre my favorite!ā
āyou did really good out there by the wayā the words make him smile wider, biting his lip softly.
āyeah?ā he asks, you nod your head, far too nervous to trust your voice as he looks at you, head too scrambled to figure out the emotion painted on his face as he looks at you. āgood enough that youād consider going on a date with me?ā
it seems like itās just the two of you in the busy garage as you smile up at him, tilting your head as you nod, āyeah Iād consider it.ā
you think he looks almost angelic under the fluorescent lights in the garage, his white hair looks like a halo as you look up at him, pretty blue eyes a stark contrast against his fair skin and black uniform.
satoru thinks you look unbelievable, hair falling perfectly and voice sweet as honey as you talk to him, a saccharine smile on your lips just for him, the thought makes his knees buckle and brain stutter. he doesnāt care how whipped he looks as he takes you in, relishing in the moment before he speaks up.
āIāll be off the clock next time,ā he jokes, loving the way your giggles sounded. it feels like a relief off his shoulders, grinning widely as the two of you continued to talk.
āIāve gotta get out of this uniform, but Iāll text you?ā he looks down, biting his bottom lip as he fights a smile before looking back up at you, hoping youād get the hint and give him your number.
you smile at him and tilt your head, āis that your way of asking for my number?ā satoru blushes, smiling at you shyly and nodding his head, you canāt help but giggle as you grab a piece of paper and pen from the table besides you, scribbling your number and a smiley face. āhere, donāt lose it.ā
satoru grins, āi donāt lose.ā
the sky is dark by the time you exit the garage, biting your lip and fighting back a smile as you meet up with your friend, finally heading home for the night. gushing about the interaction, reliving every moment and squealing at the memories.
when was the last time youād felt this way? when was the last time youād let your guard down so quickly for someone?
it was strange. the way your heart leapt when you saw him, the way your face flushed when he spoke to you and the way you felt so comfortable with him.
āmaybe heās your soulmateā you friend wiggled their brows at you, teasing you as you roll your eyes.
āor heās putting up a front and heās like every other guyā you shoot back, biting your lip. he felt, different. genuine.
āyou donāt have to be so pessimistic! you never know he could be the man you spend your life withā they shrug their shoulders, smiling when you fall silent and hum.
youāre showered and in bed when your phone vibrates, a new text message from an unknown number.
satoru had spent an hour drafting the text, deleting it and typing it out again, removing and adding emojis until he forgot what he was even trying to say, starting over and groaning. when was the last time he was this nervous to text someone?
he canāt recall ever wanting to spend more time with someone the way he does with you. the though of love at first sight crosses his mind, making his face burn and dimples pop as he smiles.
hi itās satoru ! thanks for coming to the race tonight , i hope i can see you again :)
his heart pounds against his chest as the three little dots appear on his screen, holding his breath when they disappear and reappear time and time again.
you continued to delete your text, trying to figure out how to word your text before finally biting the bullet and pressing send, heart racing as it says delivered, then read within the minute.
thanks for inviting me ! it was a lot of fun,, Iād love to see you again also :3
satoru squealed at the text, biting his lip before replying back, giggling at your every text and replying as fast as he could. the two of you texting back and forth until your eyes were too heavy to keep open, wishing him a goodnight. satoru was already pinching himself to stay awake, somewhat thankful you were also tired as he wished you goodnight, setting his phone down and falling asleep moment later, the faintest of smiles painted on his lips.
you grinned as you locked your phone, setting it down and biting your lip before squealing into your pillow. he wanted to see you again. you didnāt fight off the smile on your lips as your eyes fluttered shut, slowly falling asleep, then all at once, dreams filled with blue eyes and white hair and expensive, fast cars.
thereās no better place to find a lover than at a coffee shop on race weekend.
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shhh! ā jayhoon
ā non-idol! jay x fem! reader, non-idol sunghoon x fem! reader ā summary: your secret relationship with him (& how you get caught!) ā genre: fluff, bullet points ā warning(s)? noooo
jay ā
okay... hear me out
school au, where you and jay are the class co-presidents
and i'm not talkin goody two shoes dutiful co-presidents
IM SAYING TYRANNICAL CO-PRESIDENTS
you and jay were the class co-presidents, but you two were also the biggest most arrogant ASSHOLES
like somehow you guys have been put into office 3 years in a row
and even though people lowk hate you both, theyre more scared of ygs than anything
yk how in some animanga there's that corrupt student council trope... thats you and jay
threatening people, bribery, blackmailing, using lackeys....... nothing crazy but yall are NOT clean goody two shoes
im just saying... yall have SO MUCH power and influence
everyone is like legitimately afraid of ygs
on the outside you and jay seem to have an exclusively business relationship
to everyone, you're two power-hungry assholes who use each other to achieve their goals
at council meetings you and jay talk very cordially and formally, everytime you're seen together, you guys always whisper to each other briefly, before putting on your painfully fake smiles again and barely ever speaking to each other again
but behind closed doors....
yall are DATING dating
who knew that you, the condescending bitchy co-president, and jay, the most arrogant bastard of a co-president, were ALL FLUFF FOR EACH OTHER???
you and jay do such a good job of concealing your relationship that there's rumors that you and him actually secretly hate each other
heck, there's even a rumor that you'll stab him in the back later this term
after council meetings, you and jay stay back to "discuss private matters"
yall know damn well that's not what's happening
the moment that your snooty class treasurer shuts the door and leaves the two of you alone, jay's already pushing you against the wall
imagine.... makeout sessions in empty classrooms, and coming out with messed up uniform, swollen lips, and suspiciously timed breathlessness
jay would LOVE it if you grabbed onto his uniform tie and yanked him toward you, he gets the butterflies big time
whenever you pull jay aside to whisper something into his ear, everyone assumes that you're telling him about some confidential or urgent student council matter
nope!! 90% of the time it's you whispering "you look so handsome" "i love you" "let's go on a date later" "i want to kiss you so bad" good lord
and the best part??? whenever you do this, both you and jay keep the straightest, most solemn faces, even though jay is 100% screaming and giggling and kicking his feet inside
and let's be fr right now.... you guys DEFINITELY hold hands under the table
like there will be a meeting about whatever and you and jay are just playing with each other's hands under the table
i think you've almost been caught multiple times but no one necessarily suspects that there's something between you two
everyone genuinely thinks that yall are just some cold-hearted power freaks, too cold to love anyone LOL
the amount of times that you guys accidentally left the door unlocked and someone barged in....
to be clear just bc you and jay are head over heels in love with each other does NOT mean that you guys still aren't crazy assholes
sometimes you guys purposefully don't lock the door and play something that jay likes to call "kissing roulette"
basically, you and jay leave the door unlocked and make out on a busy day when there's a lot of people still roaming the halls, whoever pulls away first out of fear of being caught loses!
you always end up winning lol
i also think that some people are just stupid because there are actually SO many signs of you and him having something
like tell me why jay is out here pulling you close up against him, hands around your waist and all, to whisper something in your ear and the first thing that people think is "oh i think they hate each other"
now..... how ygs get caught: i think you and jay decided to keep your relationship private for the sake of preserving it, like ppl talk too much and they wanna get in the way or wtv
like business must go forward even if you and jay were on top of each other mere seconds ago
like i have emphasized earlier, you and jay were lowk tyrannical
you don't know how it happened but someone in the council leaked one of the being discussed
you and jay didn't really think it was that serious but apparently everyone else was
like.... some of your classmates got HEATED LMAOAO
anyways so you and jay are just having another one of your... ahem... after school sessions
and lets just say that this particular session was errr very passionate... you missed your boyfriend okay?
it was hard to act like jay pracitcally didn't exist when all you wanted to do was kiss him every second of the day
so here you were, between jay's legs with him pressed up against some bookshelf of an empty classroom
his shirt's collar is messed up, probably with lipstick stains all over it
you have his tie scrunched up in your fist, while his hands find the hem of your uniform skirt (š)
completely unbeknownst to you there's a whole group of students in your year marching around school lookign for you two
apparently to "give the presidents a piece of their mind"
you and jay are LITERALLY about to go a step further (š¤) when the door FLIES OPEN
AND OH MY GOD
THERE'S JUST SO MANY OF THEM
like particular session you SWORE YOU LOCKED THE DOOR
like that little group of kids were about to start yelling at you to "reconsider your decisions" but they were rendered SPEECHLESS
GAGGED EVEN
because like..... THE TWO CO-PRESIDENTS WHO SUPPOSEDLY SEE EACH OTHER AS MERE TOOLS WERE........ MAKING OUT IN AN EMPTY CLASSROOM??????
you and jay are just standing there, still against each other against the bookshelf dissheveled and all, like š§š§
"s-sorry!" it seems like the sight of you two getting all intimate scared the shit out of those little protestors BECAUSE THEY JUST RAN AWAY AFTER THAT
the next day you and jay are the talk of the school
jay is getting pats on his back from dudes who he literally does not know
"AYYYY YOU BAGGED THE HOT PRESIDENT!!!"
and hes like "? do i know you"
and suddenly all the girls are sitting you down with cups of tea to ask you about the story of you and jay
"please girl we want to know all the tea"
???? weren't they just gossiping about you yesterday
it seemed like everyone was weirdly supportive??
like over night everyone seemed to like you guys a little bit more??
somehow yall become the it couple
i dont think jay and you immediately get more affectionate
but jay definitely takes advantage of this
and randomly kisses you throughout the day
sunghoon ā
you and sunghoon work in the same department, under the same supervisor, in the same office, at the same table, with the same tasks, with the same pay and same skills
yet only one of you is deemed the company's #1 loser and the other the company's sweetheart
guess who ā ļø
well sunghoon is definitely NOT the company sweetheart
ding ding ding! if you guessed that he's the loser you are correct
sunghoon's quiet, and gets his job done efficiently with little trouble
he doesn't mean to make people uneasy with how quiet he is
but sunghoon genuinely does not like anyone enough to be talkative, nor does he want to try to make any friends
emo ass
on the other hand you're the company's joy
everyone wants to hang out with you after work
you're the first person invited to work parties, even when it's from different departments, every guy in that office has had a crush on you at some point
you know damn well the interns are obsessed with you
absolutely NO ONE would expect the residential hot girl to be going home with THE biggest loser every night
but alas look where we are
you and sunghoon were dating waaay before either of you got a job here
you guys decided to keep your relationship secret to avoid any HR complaints or snoopy people
and it was a bit of a struggle
do you have any idea how hard it was for sunghoon to watch every man try to shoot his shot with you and NOT start screaming?
sunghoon really tried to not let his personal life interfere with his professional life
but JINWOO FROM THE SALES DEPARTMENT WAS LITERALLY ASKING YOU OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
and it was hard for you, too
having people swarm you for after-work plans was a mess
each time, you said that you were going to stay late to finish some extra work, and if you had time you'd join them
you never did
all of your work friends tried to set you up on dates with their own friends
"cmon it will be fun! get out a little!"
and every time you had to politely tell them that you were not looking for a relationship for the time being (only for you and sunghoon to pass silly love notes at the water cooler)
oh sorry did you not hear that?
YOU AND SUNGHOON PASS SILLY LOVE NOTES AT THE WATER COOLER!!!!!
itās always the most random ripped pieces of paper with the silliest love notes
like you will rip up a spare legal document nd write āif u were a fruit youād be a fineappleā
sunghoon tho is the type up a whole document and print it out, itās filled top to bottom in silliness and he hands it to you like itās an official important document š
every morning he makes you coffee and brings it to your desk
lers be real ppl suspect things
NOT ON YOUR PART BUT ON YOUR BEHALF
like everyone thinks that sunghoon is this loser thatās in love with you ā ļø
i mean cmonā¦ weird quiet guy that talks to no one but makes coffee every morning for that One Hot Girl???
the workplace gossips have a field day w it
in their eyes, itās really pathetic because sunghoon is this weirdo and ur this hot woman and heās in love with you oh my gosh this is so embarrassing for him ššš
they keep telling you stuff too
āomg did you see the way sunghoon looked at you?ā
āheās so weird, itās so obvious that he liked youā
"this is so embarrassing [name] you need to reject him before he gets too eager" FREE HIM
little do they know that when you and sunghoon stay a little bit later than everyone else sometimes, the office becomes really empty
kissing in empty officesā¦ thats it, thatās the tweet
otherwise there's a lot of other small things that you do with/for each otherĀ
when no one's around in the break room, you love to creep up on him and give him a back hug
it scares the shit out of him but the moment that he realizes that it's you he melts right away
idk how ppl didn't notice yet
one time your washing machine malfunctioned so both you and sunghoon's white dress shirts were dyed a subtle pink color
you came into work both wearing your dyed shirts and no one stopped to think "hm why do these people both have washing machine malfunctions that malfunctioned in the exact same way?"
tbh you and sunghoon are just vibing
other than sunghoon needing to conceal his wrath every time someone flirted with you and you having to hide your increasing irritation with the amount of party invitations you got
can i just say tho
being coworkers w sunghoon is a dream
imagine what happens when yall get home tho
i know the gossip goes CRAZYā¦ you both hate your boss so every conversation you have about him rips him a new one
now... how you guys get caught
two words: work dinners
you and sunghoon never go to them
because like... why would you want to hang out with your coworkers when you have each other?
and when you do go to them, you never really have fun
other than eating and chatting a bit you never drink or really open upā¦. again, because you have sunghoon... why do u need anyone else
same for sunghoon, except he literally never looks like he wants to be there so people are already reluctant to invite him
but there's this one particular work dinner that you and sunghoon are both unable to get out of
it's been a long and tiring week, both of you want to go home and take a nap together but your team had other plans
sunghoon is annoyed, yes, but hes like whatever at least there's you with him
you? youre LIVID
youre barging into that work dinner with a storm cloud around you
you have to deal with coworkers who lack boundaries every day of the week and the one time you can escape them they march back in
youre not having it š
you ordered like 3 beers because you were so annoyed
and also bc sunghoon was there... if anything happened you knew that he would protect you
so here you were 3 beers downā¦. a liiiiittle bit tipsy
okay maybe a little bit MORE than tipsyā¦ como se dice... drunk?
when jinwoo from the sales department comes up to you
sunghoon is sitting RIGHT next to you but jinwoo ignores him
"hi [name]"
you stare at him... thousand yard stare ahhh because your drunk ass does not have it in you to endure him ā ļø
"what."
jinwoo DOES NOT TAKE THE HINT
"after this, i was thinking about going for karaoke. do you want to go with me?"
normally you'd be polite and decline
even if you were a little bit tipsy you'd normally just laugh and say no
but this time
with you boyfriend right next to you, with all your tiredness, with all your anger...
"fuck no," you say plainly
the way everyone gets quiet ā ļø ppl don't hear you swear that much
but the real thing that surprises them is when you pull sunghoon towards you, hugging his head to your chest
āi have a boyfriend and youāre shamelessly flirting with meā
while sunghoon is like ā!!!!!ā
everyone is staring liek WHAT???????
jinwoo from sales department is GAGGED BRUH
sunghoon immediately pulls away, all red in the faced
he grabs your hand and begins dragging you out the door
"sorry everyone she's drunk right now we'll be on our way!!" and yall leave
you don't remember anything so when sunghoon explains it to you, looking like a kicked dog, youre just like "okay and? whats the problem i put jinwoo in his place" #girlboss
you're the talk of the office
this still doesn't scare off your multiple suitors
but it does allow sunghoon is be a #hater fr
he's smug
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