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the-halfling-prince · 2 years ago

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When I was in elementary school, my best friend was the horse girl™ (I was the dinosaur kid™ but that's irrelevant to the story) and she would tell me about her favorite horses and from there I became obsessed with draft horses. Like clydesdales, ya know? I had a little clydesdale figurine that was like my favorite thing. (Still have it actually)

I'm not going anywhere with this post but I just saw a video of a draft horse and thought about this.

Also I was scared of riding horses because when I was really little my granddad put me on top of one and it was too high up for little 2 year old Jack and I freaked the fuck out. I wasn't scared of the horses themselves, just being on top of them.

#Also one time I was visiting my granddad and he was like 'yeah there's some grass by the horse's fence that you can pick and feed them if #you like' and I was like 'hell yeah let's go feed these bitches grass' and I was picking the grass and feeding them and then my dumbass #accidentally tried pulling up some poison ivy and I got a rash or whatever on my hand #...#Where the fuck am I going with this post?#my posts #Whatever #You'd think I'd be able to tell the difference between poison ivy and uh... Grass. But I have never been known for my common sense #This is why I could never be a forager #I'd be lost in the woods and someone'd be like 'lets look for some plants that are safe to eat'#And I'd be like 'okay sure' and eat an obviously poisonous mushroom or smth #aberdeen talks

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