#absolutely no Billy mpreg

[sharpth1ng]

DO NOT let billy and Stu breed bruh ‼️⚠️‼️

LITERALLY DO NOT!!! This is such a disaster scenario for literally everyone involved. It would be fucking child abuse to allow them to have a kid.

[simpfornegan]

can’t stop thinking about lactation kink with omega!billy and alpha!homelander…😵‍💫

[sharonisthebettercarter]

butchlander idea i can not stop fuckin' thinkin' about

*fake omega* alpha lady homelander and *fake alpha* omega man butcher, both complete aberrations to society (their real dynamics) and mad at the world, cause bitch they got needs and secret desires that aren't being met (and their dynamics are publicly listed as reverse of what they really are because of course they are, and hidden, whose up for illegal suppressants for billy y'all~<3 billy sure is)

hear me out (and of course gotta mention the translady homie and transman butcher option, cause that option is cute too if a little different. mayhaps with some logical workings cause vought, but honestly who the fuck would be able to stop a former dysphoric man homie from getting things to transition into lady homie if she wanted to??? nobody, that's fuckin' who, not even a fucking republican legislator, she would def need enhanced possibly with compound v?? hormones tho)

for lady alpha homelander logics (and why vought wouldn't start over for a boy) the genetics behind abo could fuck up and make it harder to tell between alphas prior to birth (plus limited genetic material to make her) or someone fucked up real bad in the process~

anywho~<3

the point is, i want a gorgeous goddess lady homelander (MUST) with a massive, well and neatly managed lady schlong to rail a grumpy and forever adorable man butcher (or lady billy because also yes) with a swampy, smelly, ripe, untrimmed jungle of a man cunt down south (MUST, i could not tell you why i need butcher with a pussy so bad. i just do, butt secret butt cunt as per typical of omegaverse is always an option too)

i want to divinely punish him for his obsessive use of the word cunt because i'm petty and thats my thing bitch but also BITCH butcher with a swampy cunt

and this can run three ways for both physically i guess at least how i imagine it. mentally, there's def a slightly more specific picture though i guess, what with the hang ups and their fake dynamics~<3<3<3

for ladylander, she can be rockin' that amazonian blonde goddess look and mommy please step on me muscle and skull crushing thighs. because... YES PLEASE GOTDAMN (personal fave here, i really fuckin' like muscle)?? kinda comic accurate i guess?? she is absolutely an alpha and people question her fake (omega) dynamic, but she's just so beautiful (and obviously a superhero), she slips on by~<3 and yes, she absolutely fucking breasts boobily down those fucking stairs, boob window required... because i wish homelander had a dick tease window

she could be more akin to the show, medium/leaner build, still very much goddess with a bit more subtlety and *perfect* model height just under 6 ft for the 'perfect woman' image vought could build around this version (little less larger than life than the glamazon ladylander) dynamic is easier to hide

OR, to fit the 'babygirl' aesthetic people like to joke about, we have a small, cutesy, demure, and sweetie pie polite short girl ladylander~<3 who is the *perfect* image of her *fake* dynamic (omega) that absolutely no one is aware of the raging pussy splitting monster in her pants. she is VERY good at tucking and just the prettiest little thing... but probably absolutely the most dangerous of the 3 options (some inbetween and tweakidge is perfectly fine if ya want any of these ideas, even if i hate it, these are just my horny night ramblin's free to take)

and~ she'd be an absolute DEVIL in disguise, literally lookin' like a goddamn angel regardless of sexy form. she would absolutely bully the shit out of men to fuckin' tears and step on them, always finding them pathetic because they just don't have that drive or fight that makes them the perfect tsun tsun~ firecracker she is secretly longing for. ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) with the potential to dial up yandere tendencies<3 she'd love a good hole is a hole~<3 much to vought's dismay, but certain elements like vought frequently telling her to 'hold back' and 'not be an alpha (literal in this sense) take on a WHOLE different set a connotations with a lady~<3 (especially a gal who's very misaligned with the expectations for her) and the potential for chaos is just... lemme tell ya...

lemme not, feel free to imagine because this will derail if i go into that~<3

suit options for world building might go opposite direction in which her outfit *hides* muscle to make her look less strong, especially if shes supposed to be that sweet and demure 'omega' (ripped and compact always makes me so fucking happy) but her lady relationships would also become even more complicated than they already are (the possibility of that is damn near scary) and she'd be hella jealous and upset looking at pregnant women/omegas because she'd probably desperately want a child more specifically to pump one into an omega (yay for vought dismay~<3)

for billy boo~<3? oh, his daddy issues would deepen to high hell, but good god, butcher, you crusty ass burnt ass fuckin' marshmallow~<3, that sweet n' fluffy goodness in him that he tries so desperately to hide could definitely be played with~<3! billy being an omega when his piece of shit father wanted a strong alpha son could deepen the layers there between what billy really wanted and what he's been made into (we know what a nurturing mama bear sweetie he can be on his loved ones<3 especially lenny<3<3<3... and what a goddamn twink he was as a young adult LMAO) but it'd also explain the constant need to reassure himself of the toxic machismo to the point of (will never fucking let this shit go, lost all interest in you potentially topping with this, billy~<3<3<3) *unironically* calling himself an *alpha male*...

bitch i cannot get over that, no i don't care if he was trying to land an inappropriate joke, we all know he meant it. and raynor IS more alpha than him<3

but anywho~<3

image wise, billy can be struggling with not being the typical alpha (obviously), being a smol but angry thing that gets by working his ass off for muscle, using blockers and fake alpha scent, think he pairs well with that glamazon~<3 but smol togetherness is cute too, harder to prove fake dynamic

he can also be a big buff boi who meets all the standards for an alpha on the outside, height, muscle, whatever it may be~<3 except of course for that swampy cunt<3<3<3 and deep seeded desire to get railed and knotted so damn hard. and i'd say smol 'babygirl' sweetie ladylander would be the perfect one to give him what he needs~<3<3<3 but i love me a sexy buff couple too~<3! no question to the faked alpha status

course, show option middle a the road toned but not extreme butcher is there. skinny little ankles and all~<3... i saw a picture of urban shirtless the other day with this beautiful pudgy little belly (shut up) and it TOOK my mind PLACES (SHUT UP). i'm not saying it was absolutely the perfect image for mpreg just starting that second trimester. butt. (shut up~<3) i am absolutely saying that

story options actually offer some roads here, especially if infertility/sterility (yes i am absolutely thinking of billy being ryan's 'mum' and mpreg being involved, hwy do you ask~<3?) are explored. i'd imagine female alphas/male omegas are both deemed infertile/sterile in this kinda world build (where both are considered aberrations) but it could be one or the other (and in their case, sorry not sorry billy, i love it when that shit's wrong~<3)

could also be *neither*<3 but they're still considered aberrations because people are absolute sexist foreskins and because kindred souls~<3

i will say that if becca is billy's wife and that christmas party does happen for them to meet, ladylander would absolutely take interest in *billy* and billy alone immediately and definitely know what he was behind all the chemical shit with her super senses~<3 and if they meet before billy's with becca, there's not a chance he isn't spreading his legs for ladylander with absolute enthusiasm

do i even have enough self awareness i do to understand why i want a ladylander with a massive but also appropriately pretty schlong shut the fuck up to completely destroy shut and impregnate the fuck a very swampy needs a goddamn lawnmower up belonging to one william butcher SHUT THE FUCK UP and why i find it... so fucking hawt? no, i absolutely do i do not yes i fucking do this question is rhetorical don't you dare try to fucking answer it but i still fucking want it. I JUST NEED THE SWAMPY CUNT BUTCHER IF NOTHING ELSE SATAN PLEASE

also, her name is joan/joanie because MOTHERFUCK YES. but she's shy about it~<3

okay, i'm done... good god these ideas... well brain, it's out there now.

[rocksibblingsau]

We keep joking around about Billy Mpreg and yeah I get it, its a pretty silly and funny thought... buuuuut I also think that giving rock Branch a little nephew/niece would be extremely adorable. We cant let the Chazening take possible cute found-family bonding moments from us, I say let Billy be the single mother working two jobs (being the lead singer in a band is his side hustle, he is Barb's little bitch full time) that he deserves to be.

Ok ok, all jokes aside, I do genuinely think future-Billy (by the time World tour and BT happens) being a father/expecting would be pretty cute and he looks like the type of troll that would love to have a kid and start a family once the time is right (he gives me girl dad energy and I think thats beatiful)

"he is Barb's little bitch full time"

...

I mean... you're not wrong

Honestly I'm not planning that for World Tour/Band Together era but I don't hate the idea.

I think he'd name her Rosethorn. (Thorn for short)

For absolutely no reason at all :)

[thealogie]

Do you remember the extended Colbert bit about giving blowjobs in outback steakhouse bathrooms? An absolute staple. There was a time Daily Show rpf was so popular John Oliver admitted to reading it and now despite Colbert in his dad joke era taking great joy in flirting it up with his male guests the children think he's unrpfable? We've fallen. I bet they don't even know about the mpreg uterus transfer fic.

Yes I love the Outback Steakhouse bit! Remember his wife who he didn’t sleep with because he was gay and she was having an affair? Remember when Billy Eichner asked Stephen Colbert if he’d ever seen Jon Stewart’s dick and without missing a beat Stephen said “yes”? They don’t make them like that anymore

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[disdaidal]

🍱, 🍛, 🥮 for this bad boy and 🔪, 📌, ❤️, 🖊 for this one! <3

Ohh, Melia, you are spoiling me tonight! 💜💕

🍱 Do you read your own fics?

Recently, I've been reading my own fics more and found it quite enjoyable (self-indulgent stuff enjoyable? who'd have thunk?), but there was a time I avoided doing it as much as possible. 😅 I didn't want to go through my own stuff just to get to cringe at all the typos and mistakes I'd possibly-and surely-have made. 🙈

🍛 Have any comments, tags or reactions to one of your fics every made you laugh or cry or both?

I haven't gotten that many comments to my fics overall, but a couple of comments were left that made me grin like an idiot. 😁 I miss that feeling.

🥮 Do you have any writing milestones you're working toward?

I was actually supposed to answer this question in this reply, but had apparently mistook the emoji for another. 🙈 Anyway, my current Witcher/Gallahir wip that I've been writing for a while now (and talked plenty of about recently) is probably something akin to that. I've written it a lot, I'm still actively working on it and I can hardly wait to finally post chapter one on ao3- which I hope will be soon. So, yeah. :D I don't know if it's going to be anything special but to me it has been pure joy writing it so far, so I hope it will be that also to those who ship it with me.

🔪 Fuck marry kill 3 tropes (asker’s choice of tropes).

You didn't give me any tropes to fuck marry or kill, soooo~

Soulmate AU - Fuck. I swear I can never get enough of it. Two souls being bound to each other and stuck with each other. Usually comes packaged with Hurt/Comfort, which I absolutely also can never get enough of.

Mutual Pining - Marry. There is a reason why I love bringing this into my own writing. I just love reading about two people having feelings for each other, but they're so dumb and awkward it almost hurts (except it doesnt, it makes me giddy).

Mpreg - Kill. Okay, so, while I have read a few of these actually (:D) and while I do enjoy the omegaverse stuff in general, I usually lose my interest very quickly the point they start bringing kids into the scenery. It's just not for me I guess. D:

📌 If all your fics/WIPs fell off a ship and were drowning (go with it), and you could only save one, which would it be?

I would save my current Roommates AU. :P I've written so much of it already, why would I suddenly want it to drown??? I'm willing to sacrifice everything else to save it. *cries*

❤️ Who is your favorite character to write for and why?

With ST, Billy has been my obvious choice because I relate to his anger issues, being an older sibling etc. Writing him just felt so natural at times, it almost felt scary.

With Gallahir, I seem to keep switching sides because I guess I find both characters a little relatable in their own ways. Or then I just project a lot onto them, heh.

And since I remember last writing Valeveira (RE3) before these two (again I didn't publish shit), I found Jill quite relatable as well. She's very focused and goal-oriented to the point of neglecting everything else in her life (relatable), and she can be also a sarcastic hard ass, which I also found quite relatable, haha, so yeah.

[deliciouskeys]

13 for the OTP thing

13- Write about your ship celebrating one of the members birthdays. From the soft OTP prompts.

I am so late in answering this, Anon-who-may-not-even-see-this, mostly because I’ve been wanting to write a full-fledged answer to this prompt but kept getting stumped by how to approach it, and had at least four different ideas:

February 22

I don’t think I’m alone in thinking HL’s fake birthday in the show is Feb 22 as per the Boys Twitter account post that he shares a birthday with George Washington. This would mean they scheduled it during the post-Christmas doldrums and nothing good on TV and not great weather, and not on the Fourth of July when every red blooded American is going to be sitting under the stars watching fireworks after a barbecue. I wouldn’t put it past them to air the special on the President’s Day Monday and not even the 22nd every year.

I wanted to write Billy watching one of the inane birthday specials in his sad apartment, drinking and scoffing and talking to himself like a sad old man, and then HL suddenly drops by and Billy’s all “whoa, I thought they aired these things live!” and HL’s all “yeah well after what happened last year they recorded it ahead 😒”, and Billy’s about to say something snarky but thinks better of it when HL is clearly here and down to fuck. They’re in a messed up enemies with benefits relationship in this version.

Fourth of July

If we follow comicsverse and the resultant wiki article, HL’s birthday is on Independence Day. Billy is having a good time at MM’s barbecue on some NYC roofdeck (he has custody of Janine on holidays), the rest of the Boys are there too, Frenchie is criticizing MM’s grilling and burger assembly techniques, Kimiko is assembling kebabs a little too aggressively, Hughie and Annie are drinking Trulys. Suddenly HL literally drops in. People on neighboring roof decks are going nuts, super pumped. The Boys are all ashen faced except maybe Kimiko who’s unfazed, and Janine is pretty enthused, and none of them want to traumatize her if at all possible, so MM is silently pleading with Billy not to escalate the situation. But Billy’s like “wtf you doing here cunt 😡” and HL’s like “First of allllllll, I’m allowed to be here” and Billy tries to object that no one invited him, but Janine’s already asking for an autograph and MM has to keep it together. And then HL is like “Also it’s my birthday, so I’d please like you all to sing happy birthday to me” and Annie’s eyes are shooting daggers because srsly, again with this stupid powerplay?? But MM is pleading with Billy to try not to turn this into a scene, and Frenchie seems down for absolutely no reason, so they all sing, pretty badly and hesitantly, and Billy distinctly says “dear supe cunt” but they do finish it out, and Billy’s dismayed that HL is maybe touched for real. And then they have a really uncomfortable remainder of a barbecue where HL plays up his aw shucks persona to Janine, and Billy is seething, but Frenchie and Hughie are kind of impressed that HL can char corn on the cob with his eyes better than the grill. They’re all very relieved when he has to leave to film his special though.

Billy’s birthday

Another enemies-with-benefits scenario. I assume Billy never does anything to mark his birthday, and figures no one knows it, but HL gets Vought Analytics to sniff it out. Billy’s hanging out in his apartment like any normal night when HL shows up with some super fancy Japanese-French bakery small cake with candles on it, and Billy bursts out laughing because it’s pretty incongruous, but then he also gets really angry, because he remembers the last person who made him a cake was Becca before 2012, and it was the exact opposite of this, homemade and kind of lopsided and the writing with icing was a mess because cake decoration wasn’t her forte. And it’s really sad and never mind I would never write this, definitely not as a oneshot 😢

HL’s real birthday

I might actually include this in my mpreg fic. I want HL’s actual birthday to be some random day in spring like they say in the show, maybe May, and for Billy to find out the real date from some godforsaken secret document from the 80s during the massive FBI investigation of all of Vought’s files. It’s something HL never found out for himself, so this piece of intel is like a gift in itself.

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (12-18 Feb 2023)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😊 "List of People Who Disappeared Mysteriously at Sea" (Jen Myers) - nicely eerie short story

😊 In The Market For Murder (Lady Hardcastle Mysteries #2) (T.E. Kinsey, author; Elizabeth Knowelden, narrator) - again, I'm a fan of the breezy 'not-super-serious-about-historical-accuracy-in-the-small-details' tone; I really like that Flo & Lady H have this backstory/history that we only find small bits about here and there

😍 Same As It Ever Was (QuokkaFoxtrot) - 62K, Steddie - EXCELLENT time-loop fixit AU

🥰 Cabin Pressure - Series 1: Abu Dhabi to Fitton (John Finnemore, author; Stephanie Cole/Roger Allam/Benedict Cumberbatch/John Finnemore, voice cast) - entertained again by the crew of MJN Airlines

😍 Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Steve a Match (BlueSimplicity) - 209K, shrunkyclunks - omegaverse (but fairly nontrad, no mpreg) - the slow burn tag is not inappropriate but also it kind of doesn't FEEL that slow! deep worldbuilding, excellent epistolary component, incredible OC's, the differences/subversions of trad omegaverse tropes gave me clowfish AU vibes, which I loved

😍 Will Wonders Never Cease (PorcupineGirl) - 56K, zimbits AU, You've Got Mail/She Loves Me fusion - magic's real, Bitty's a tech witch with a very cute familiar - read this in one sitting and my face hurt when I was done from smiling so much

🥰 Luke and Billy Finally Get a Clue (Cat Sebastian) - novella, set in 1953; to paraphrase the official description: two best friend pro ball players finally figure their shit out, featuring: inclement weather, only one (real) bed and some hurt/comfort. Technically this is set in the Cabot Universe but there are zero Cabots in this one. Cat continues to score home runs on vibes alone. I love her books so, so much!

💖💖 +189K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

I Want You to Find Me (PorcupineGirl) - Check Please!: zimbits, 23K - canon-divergent AU where Bitty's a camboy that catches Jack's attention (while also still being his former teammate and all)

Ruin me (rainbow_nerds) - Stranger Things: steddie, 11K - absolutely cannot get enough of a reunion/2nd chance fic!!!!! fluffy AF!

Critical Feline Mass (Kryptaria, zooeyscigar) - MCU: stucky, 39K - no-powers AU where they're both retired military, Steve rents an apt to a still-struggling-to-reintegrate Bucky & sparks (and feelings) fly. also there are a lot of adorable kittens.

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Tom Scott & Gavin Free - "We tried the Hot Ones sauces. It was painful."

Queer Historical Romance panel with KJ Charles, AL Lester & Lex Croucher presented by The Portal Bookshop

Poker Face - s1, e5-7

Our Flag Means Death - s1, e8-10

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

⭐ Vibe Check - NFL = National Fenty League

Digital Folklore - Monsters and Mental Healthcare - Vivian Asimos & Kathleen Hale

The Sporkful - Alan And Arlene Alda Bonded Over A Fallen Rum Cake

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Henry Miller Memorial Library

You Must Remember This - 1984: "Vioporn," Body Double and Crimes of Passion (Erotic 80s Part 7)

Switched on Pop - “Flowers” and the art of the response song

Digital Folklore - Hidden Meanings (Haunted Videogames, ARGs, & Folk Groups)

Strange Customs - Katie Lowes and Adam Shapiro—The Rock

It's Been a Minute - Unlocking desire through smut; plus, the gospel of bell hooks

⭐ Vibe Check - There’s Dog Years, and Then There’s Queer Years

ICYMI Plus - The Internet’s Black Emo Renaissance

99% Invisible #525 - The Chinatown Punk Wars

⭐ Fated Mates - S05.22: Trailblazer K.J. Charles

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Pushkin’s Duel

Welcome to Night Vale #222 - Makarov the Magical

Shedunnit - Bonus: Tana French on Josephine Tey

Fated Mates - S05.14: Band Sinister by KJ Charles

Writing Excuses - 18.07: Deep Dive into THE SPARE MAN

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Cactoblastis Memorial Cairn

Writing Excuses - 18.05: An Interview with Mary Robinette Kowal

Ologies - Melaninology (SKIN/HAIR PIGMENT) with Tina Lasisi

You Must Remember This - 1985: Fear Sex. Jagged Edge & AIDS (Erotic 80s Part 8)

Endless Thread - The Journeys of Two Russian Anti-War YouTubers

Strong Songs - From Bach to Miles Davis, with Emily Reese

You're Dead To Me - Early Medieval Papacy

It's Been a Minute - Kelela's guide for breaking up with men

Dear Prudence - My Partner Might Be in Conversion Therapy. Help!

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Rihanna

The Celtic Spirit

my 'Thumbs Up' playlist

Tropical Dance Pop

Hi-Scores

[cypherparadox]

Hello! I'm Jack, I'm 24, agender (they/them) and I'm looking for a long-term role play partner. I can do switch roles (Dom, switch, or sub) but I'll only rp with people 20+.

At the moment, I'm mostly into Wednesday, The Magnus Archives, The Walking Dead and always, Stranger Things.

My favorite pairings are usually the type that will make you go euuugh. For example, I ship Jonathan Sims and Peter Lukas from The Magnus Archives. I even ship Jonathan with Elias. And I will gladly rp either of those characters or ships if someone is up to it.

The characters I'm comfortable role-playing as are Billy Hargrove, Steve Harrington, aged up Wednesday, aged up Enid, Jonathan Sims, Elias Bouchard, Peter Lukas, Daryl Dixon, Rick Grimes, and many more :)

Themes I will not do are non-con, rape, scat, age play and self-harm. I'm not interested in them and I won't be convinced otherwise.

The themes I will absolutely 100% do are mpreg (LOVE LOVE LOVE) and Alpha/beta/omega dynamics.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Epic Tales of a Dysfunctional Batfamily

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/VuxbE2y

by RutLanceCF

As soon as Alfred left him in Wayne Tower, the Dark Knight was able to breathe in peace. Nothing, absolutely nothing seemed to ruin the day, for the tranquility of the billionaire. Until the sound of a patrol siren was heard from afar, getting closer and closer.

Words: 612, Chapters: 2/50, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of My Jon/Damian english stories

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Super Sons (Comics), Superman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Damian Wayne, Jonathan Samuel Kent, Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Edward Nygma, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Joker, Harley Quinn, Jim Gordon, Colin Wilkes, Christopher Kent, Maya Ducard, Stephanie Brown, Jervis Tetch, Harvey Bullock, Thomas Wayne, Carrie Kelley, Dr. Bartholomew Wolper, Talia al Ghul, Oliver Queen (Batman Unlimited), Loki (Marvel), Billy Batson

Relationships: Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne, Jonathan Samuel Kent/Damian Wayne, Jon Lane Kent/Damian Wayne

Additional Tags: Humor, Parody, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Inspired by Flashpoint (DCU), Slow Burn, Fem! Damian Wayne, Baby Damian Wayne, Alternate Universe - School, Genderbending, Batfamily Dynamics (DCU), Romance, Don't grumble, give a whistle :D, Implied Mpreg, Mpreg, Age Regression/De-Aging, Reverse Robins, Alternate Universe - Fairly OddParents Fusion

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/VuxbE2y

[sharonisthebettercarter]

ryan is now a butchlander baby confirmed~<3

so apparently, a dear friend of mine has been playing with the chatbot ais?? (i'm outta the loop on this shit, don't crucify me) and she got some pretty damn interesting admissions from him. she sent me THESE (yes i got permission to post~<3<3<3!)

and i was just like BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICTH YES!!! this is fucking masterful work here. she mentioned sending me moar, making more shitposts (cause she already has a shitpost involving homelander's literal diamond shits OF COURSE SHE DOES), and she mentioned experimenting with making her own ais too, and it's making me want to hop right onto this shit cause damn, lol

anywho~<3

so there we have it, butcher is homelander's soulmate, becca apparently does not exist, and some odd years ago, he actually knocked up butcher, which started all the chaotic calamity~<3

my only question is when in the fuck did butcher even find the time to be pregnant and give birth to ryan with that perpetual hate boner for the stars'n'stripes caped boi~<3!?

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A/B/O Harringrove Fic Rec p1

Okay since I’m pushing my a/b/o agenda lately and saw people are interested in it I wanted to recommend some of the fics I liked. / Most (probably all ngl) of this contain Omega and bottom Billy. Read at your own risk. Also, this is absolutely not in any order.

Ps: Okay this is part 1. Part 2 is gonna be multi chaptered ones. Also a couple of more one shots. Cause apparently there's soooooo much i wanna share.

i’m used to feeling that fire by cursedtobechaos on ao3   Words:10553  

Billy’s not used to feeling like prey. Especially not prey for Steve fucking Harrington, the same alpha he beat the absolute crap out of not too long ago.

"You are not fucking me in the showers,"  Steve in fact, fucked him in the showers(kinda). Alpha Steve came to school when he’s in his rut and Billy gives him a hand (or mouth, and more)

Upside Down, You're Turning Me by @ImNeitherornor on ao3 Words:7885  

“Let me get this straight. You want me to go into the middle of the fucking woods in below zero temperatures to find someone who is probably high as a kite and just having the time of his damned life?”  

Sex pollen fic we all need.

None Brighter Than Your Eyes by Doodsxd on ao3   Words:9991  

Sex Ed course came once again, and, for the first time, Billy listened.

He listened, because it started to match and make sense with what Max’s little troup told him over and over again.

Apparently, it was biology which dictated that omega jewelry wasn’t just a futility or decoration, or even a signal that the omega was taken. It wasn’t a trade, sex for jewelry, like Neil had taught him all his life. No: scientists had found back in the sixties that omega jewelry has a soothing effect, especially during heat, as a reminder of love and affection; something tangible and available at all times, even when no one is.

This is so fucking poetic and pretty. You MUST read!

Misunderstanding by prettyboiiharringrove on ao3  Words:1503  

Harringrove Halloween Countdown // October 11 — Billy has always been a grumpy asshole, so the kids typically let most of his behavior slide, for Steve's sake, but as the clues get weirder it's obvious something is up with him, and they have to fix it before Steve finds out.

This is a mpreg story. The sauna scene with a little twist. I cry while reading this I’m not kidding. Also, you can read this whole series if you guys wanna read more mpreg billy.

A Start by ImNeitherNor on ao3   Words:5574  

The quarry was always Steve’s go to when he needed a place to breathe, an area where the smells weren’t in his face and he could think straight. It was strange how one person’s heat could trigger another. Steve, a slightly cowed alpha after Hargrove rolled in, was done with the overpowering scents and the looks that were being thrown around.  

DOM STEVE BILLY IN HEAT WHAT MORE I NEED TO SAY?

Hold Me Tight Or Don't by BTSBlossom on ao3     Words:4808    

Billy has some news for Steve, he just doesn't know how to tell him. At least he knows he's got Ms. Byers on his side. She'll be there for Billy if Steve isn't.

This is more about the pregnancy than a/b/o, Joyce being a good mom to Billy UwU also tw: talking about abortion

sandman by Rebldomakr on ao3   Words:2226  

Steve’s not a fighter. He sucks at it, actually. He’s a little soft, but he isn’t totally weak or awfully tiny. He’s a good Alpha in many of the ways that count! Just because he isn’t running around sleeping with anyone willing, picking fights, and beating people to death doesn’t mean he’s a bad Alpha. And though Billy might do all that, but he isn't a bad Omega.

some short cute porn lol (steve has a breeding kink what a surprise lmao)

Silk by Rebldomakr on ao3   Words:3393  

In Indiana, Omega suppressants are banned. Billy runs out after a while.

tw: neil hargrove

Moaning Lisa Smile by trashcangimmick   Words: 3,735  

Billy maybe kind of hides the fact that he’s an Omega because he’s too queer, and too pretty, and would rather not deal with a bunch of idiot Alphas trying to screw the gay out of him. But Steve’s not an Alpha. Steve is also very pretty.

beta steve/omega billy, wet and messy, SEX BEHIND THE CAMARO FUCK YEAH also in the shower fşldkfkd

+ one Alpha/Alpha

with them indiana boys (on them indiana nights) by ToAStranger   Words: 4,842  

The thing is, when Billy first saw Steve Harrington, he knew.  

He grew up knowing.  It was hard not to, with all of those hormones and instincts running through his fucking veins.  He knew, one day, he’d run across someone that smelled so right, so fucking perfect that he’d want nothing more than to bury his face against their scent gland and breathe in until the smell becomes a taste becomes a sensation becomes--

Well.  The thing is, he’s always known.

"But you're my omega."

Steve falters, shaking his head, teeth catching on his lower lip and despite it all, Billy wants to kiss him again.

"No." Steve says. "Billy, I'm an alpha. Always have been. I'm-- I'm sorry. I thought you knew."

Tagging:(according to my post about a/b/o fic rec you guys seemed interested) @shprka @disdaidal @wixterirox @madsexcellency @andromedaspark @stedilly @billyhargrovesupsidedownshadow @ariamariastark1 @eddiebillysteve

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🍁 🍂 Harringrove fic rec for cozy autumn reading while you self isolating as a responsible member of society! :)  🍂🍁

Here I Go Again by HeckinaHandbasket - too cool for school alpha lifeguard Billy doesnt let full time nanny omega Steve with a pack of kids live at the pool. So, they are bickering ALL the time. What wouldnt be so bad if Steve, at least, wouldnt get so wet thinking about stupid sexy hunk Billy.  abo, enemies to lovers, the funniest Heather Holloway ive ever saw! sweet and relaxing amazing read!

Wreck Me by TeenCaterpillar - naturally dominant Billy who doesnt know anything about personal space and horny, confused, whiny Steve who is actually still fierce little Hawkins Keg king. What a duo, am i right?  (d/s hints, big sexi)

Half in shadow by A_Quiet_Place  - Steve with s1 Will Graham vibes, a young cop why heavy trauma and ptsd, moves back to Hawkins. Its kinda boring, until he doesnt meet something feral and predatory and full of sharp teeth. Or, actually, someone....Who was supposed to die in the Battle of Starcout, 1985. Feral monster Billy, suffering and full of rage and pain but still longing and having a real dirty mouth + haunted by past, deer eyed, stubborn Steve with trembling hands and bleeding heart what a lovely way to burn by CeruleanHeart - its Hawkins, its summer heat, its 80s, its Billy & Steve laying around lazily in their secret spot. They are friends, just two bros chilling, nothing more. Or?....  😏

Like you never lost a war by Boudoir_Writer - Steve is like, rly into some freaky stuff. He loves being humiliated and dominated and this is a huge problem-he loves it so much what he Hates it (and himself). Billy in this is charming, chaotic, awful, but also with a hint of some real deep. Steve is in internal struggle, in a war with his own darkest fantasies,,

This Might As Well Happen by skoosiepants - Stargate Atlantis AU. Steve and Billy work in one team. They kinda hate each other but also kinda find each other hot, which was pretty useful when Steve, a dumbass in every universe, drinks juice what makes him really horny. Billy helps, and simple as that Steve gets to bear an actual child... Stargate Atlantis au, mpreg, dramatic and super comforting and sweet, team leader Steve with a sensetive heart and gross brave grumpy obnixious Billy <3

oh, give it a rest (i could persuade you) by moonlight_xx - Fluffy and cozy and lovely read! Lawyer Billy who protects abused kids. All bussiness, determination, expensive suits and confidence.+ Teacher Steve with messy hair and in overalls, absolute softie when is isnt grumpy, hehe.+ One cute corgi =❤️ Solidarity by MissGillette - GIRLS. STEVIE AND BILLIE. ghjkldfjh!! Hawkins high, pinning, soft, angsty and very sexy. Billie is sneery, Steph is pouty, and yet they are incredibly good at taking care of each other. Dom/Sub, of course, thats Harringrove, after all!

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A Drop in the Ocean Q&A #3

Q: Will Dean kill Death?

The original Death? Maybe. 😉 Billie will show up very soon in the fic, so.... you know. Something’s definitely happening to the original Death, and very soon. 😉

Q: Will the baby be able to bond with Dean, to see outside of Dean’s stomach like Jack and know Cas is her father?

Yes, the baby will be able to sense that Dean and Cas are her parents, even inside the womb. They’ll be bonded, in a way, once she’s born, so she’ll be able to see their wings, and they’ll be able to see hers. But it’s more of an unconscious thing. I’ve seen a lot of fics where the nephilim actually talks to their parents (even while in the womb) and is actually aware of everything that’s going on, and I’m really not much of a fan of that idea. Their baby is still a baby, so she’s not really conscious of anything, she’s just able to sense some things, even before she’s born. She can even sense when Dean’s distressed, which has happened already (when she started kicking at the end of chapter 28).

Q: Will Dean have to watch Cas be killed by Lucifer in season 12?

Uh... *nervous laugh* Okay, so, truth be told, I’m not sure about that yet. If Cas got killed, Dean would die with him, and by that point, the baby would already have been born, so I could do it without hurting the baby. BUT, she would still be able to sense that something was horribly wrong, and that sounds pretty freaking brutal to me.

I’ve been debating whether or not to do that for over a year now, and I haven’t decided if I should do it yet. Of course, if I did do it, Dean and Cas would be back like, in the next chapter, and I already know how I would bring them back too (again, I’ve been thinking about this for over a year), but I don’t know if I should do it. Really. I think people would be a little mad at me. 😂

So, uh... yeah. That could happen, or maybe it won’t. Don’t know yet. *hides under a rock*

(I was gonna add a little paragraph describing how I imagine that scene going but it turned out too strong and honestly, I didn’t want to add a warning to this post or something. And I kinda wanna keep that to myself for now, if I do decide to go through with it. But... it’s sad. And horrible. And freaking heart-wrenching. I kinda teared up the first time I imagined it.)

Q: Will there be a crossover in season 13 like in canon?

You mean with Scooby Doo? Yeah, probably, but it won’t have much focus, I guess? Maybe? Haven’t thought that far ahead yet, but I’ll probably add that episode like I usually add the cases that don’t add too much to the plot—more like a general overview of what happened, pointing out everything that happened differently from canon. That’s what I’m planning right now, anyway.

Q: Will Dean die in season 15 (and Cas, too, if you do it)?

No. Definitely not. I might be considering adding the psycho Chuck storyline, but killer rebar? Not a chance. Never. I absolutely refuse.

Also, that rebar could never kill Dean in A Drop in the Ocean. I guess I haven’t really established this in the story so clearly yet (but I will), but Dean doesn’t die so easily anymore. He can die from an angel blade, but because he’s bound to Cas, he can heal from most wounds now, even ones that would have been fatal to him as a full human.

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A Drop in the Ocean (AO3)

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Chapters: 29/?

Word Count: ~871k words (WIP)

Relevant Tags: Destiel, Canon!verse, Mpreg, Pregnant Dean, Wingfic

Summary:

After a witch hunt gone terribly wrong, Dean calls Castiel in a desperate attempt to save Sam's life, but the angel's help comes with a very high price. With Cas' borrowed Grace burning out faster every day, the Mark of Cain being more active than ever and a bottle of whiskey to top it all, a confession from Castiel sends Dean's entire life spiraling out of control.

Set after 10x10, "The Hunter Games".

~Vamps ♥️