#abomination dads

[weirdlynotspecific]

Yeah the latest episode pretty much confirmed for me that Alador and Darius are dating and Darius is such a Tsunere

Darius: Your taste in partners is atrocious.

Alador, absentmindedly: If my taste is so bad then what does that say about you?

Darius, sputtering: WHY I-

Emira & Edric as they high five Alador: OOOOH BURN!

[rexonalapis]

tired of science defying mpreg wriolette fanworks. these two a thousand percent would adopt. show me their thought process to adopt. better yet, the logistics and paperworks needed for adoption. moments of acceptance, where the couple sees a kid and think they want to love this little one, and watch them flourish into the best version they can be, and the kid who sees the couple and decide to trust these strangers with their ife, hopefully to never be abandoned ever again.

you think kids can only be biological even in the realm of endless possibilities and that's kind of lame.

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Cult of the lamb updated so yknow what that means? thats right more doodles of this fam and this fam alone yippee!!

I was not expecting the crown to jumpscare talk to me so now it gets a personality that’s fun

[tsutsuya]

Valentine's is just around the corner, so here's this year's art for it-

Returned to Aladarius in some future designs because I still love my men with all my heart and it's a real shame that I didn't draw them in so long- 😭

Oh. Also. Long haired Darius supremacy. 😤💕

[craftingcreatures]

I feel like if God didn't want us messing with His creation He wouldn't have made the code open-source

[sarsaparilla-star]

playing fallout 3 for the first time means oscillating between "this is a really fun game and is reminding me why i love fallout" and "this is the worst thing anybody has ever written"

[ritasanderson]

Never was that close from making mpreg with my Drifter if I'm being honest

[jack-is-a-self-decided-skrunkly]

@skittlechild

[thalassic-p4rk]

it was gonna be a quick lil sketch for me to finish today. instead i drew this in one sitting, didn’t move for several hours straight and went to bed at 1 am (which is crazy for me). i woke up after my bus left, got all bundled up bc i thought i would freeze to death when i rode to school but it actually ended up being perfect out so now i am at school with 2 layers of shirts, a hoodie, a giant scarf, the thickest pair of pants i own, a pocket of gloves, and my thermal bodysuit from marching band in my backpack. also i wrote 3 pages of bjarki lore yesterday and am continuing to write more and may post it as a fic at some point. i told one of my favorite teachers today that “mr x i liked class last year but this year i am perpetually on the verge of a nervous breakdown. i have never cried as much as i have in this class.” and he was rlly nice about it but my point still stands no matter what i do i cannot remember linear algebra parabolas trinomials quadratics cubic functions whatever it is we’re actually learning and i need to know for college and my retake sats in like 2 weeks that i haven’t studied for bc i don’t know how so anyways how’s ur day going?

[chatdae]

Grace FUMBLED Ryan! BAD parenting to preach respect and then act contrarily (ie saying she wants him to feel safe, then not allowing him any autonomy). She should've let him leave and come back... or at least explained why she didn't want him to leave before deciding (ex: 'Homelander will kidnap you', etc). She needed to let him make the decision for himself... agh. AAAAA.

And now Butcher's no use because he's committed to being evil and can't offer ANYTHING good to Ryan!!! He was so right, they NEEDED to give Ryan more space... I know the external pressures seemed impossible, but dammit, Grace, this was no way to beat the odds!

(this is about The Boys season four)

[child0ftheabomination]

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

Every once in a while, my dad’ll take me out for a guys day, even let me skip school sometimes. We have these really cheesy T-shirts that say “Father Fisher” and “Son Fisher” that we wear out to arcades and movies and stuff. It’s fun, especially since I don’t get to see him a lot.

The Fisher jokes are killing me, though. I made the mistake of watching The Matrix with him after Larry and I went (it’s a GOOD MOVIE).

That damn kissing scene came on. It would have been fine, if the old fart didn’t have to go;

“there’s a million fish in the sea. Someday, you’ll have someone like that. You know why?”

“Because I’m a Fisher.”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE A FISHER!!”

“Alright, dad.”

We got kicked out of the theater after that.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

✭ concept is not mine! I can’t find the original Tumblr user who came up with this joke. ✭

[wolvesbaned]

parrot boy sorely needed an update lol

(old turnaround under the cut, if you're into seeing comparisons. done about a year ago!)

[im-smart-i-swear]

very importrant oc diagram

more in depth descriptions of this stuff below ig

omg same trauma - sympathy and respect but also acknowledging youre not the same. propably the most normal out of the three options. you know very intimate stuff about this person but you have never met and its weird. you live your life normally but sometimes you wonder what it would be like to meet him

i will never be as cool - constantly comparing yourself to him to the point a big chunk of your personality still revolves around your connection to him (in ryous case this is mixed with seeing shiro as a sort of idealised perfect father figure despite never having interacted with the guy before)(its really weird and he tries to be secretive abt it but the others knows anyway)(like kiddo they can tell)(youre not subtle at all). he is soooo good and so pure and perfect and you will never live up to that no matter how hard you try. there must be something wrong with you

gender dysphoria - what it says on the tin. you have this guys memories and voice and body and face and it makes you want to scream and cry and kill him and bury his body in the woods so nobody can ever find it

(also to clear things up this diagram and the explanations are written from a point in the timeline before the whole 'stickbug gets mind controlled' thing so the clones havent met shiro yet)(also also obv this is pretty simplified)

[theskeletonprior]

I have been cursed to become intensely fixated on ships that no one else is writing about or even, I daresay, thinking about. I don't write smut, and I have been writing smut. My mind is completely on fire.

Yes, this is about Requiem of the Rose King.

[korkietism]

Drawing hlvrai characters as owl house au I’m sososo normal