#aah AHH

[raayllum]

me listening to “never let me go” by florence and the machine and thinking about s5 rayllum

[kittielover22]

WHY DID I CATCH MY CAT DOING THIS HELP

[nicolecherryblam]

My last braincells

[tytolito]

[69liesleft]

Gummy

(Old art)

[nicorobin-poneglyth]

Hello :)

Why are you learning German?

Because i wanted to learn it for a long time and I'm genuinely interested (and because of Rammstein too lol)

[imhavingababy]

Ohhhhh my god... Ohhh god my contractions are six minutes apart and they're—getting—str—aaah!

Oh—oh my god my water just broke!!

[intertexts-moving]

have been eyeing murderbot for a while. is it ,,, good? (without giving spoilers)

YES. yes!!!! murderbot is.... extremely good. i am, of course, biased, because it's absolutely the series that's closest to my heart & i identify heavily with murderbot (weird relationship with Being A Person and Having Autonomy etc) but even objectively the series is really fucking good. it's deeply human writing. (which is ironic given that mb is Not human and has NO wish to look or be human)(ahhh. being an artificial construct as a metaphor for being other again). the plots are fun the narration is delightful there are a bunch of really really funny side characters. it's a loose sci fi setting but it's not, like, capital letters Science Fiction. and the novels r all pretty short & easy to read in a day or two!!!!

^several nonspoilery excerpts that give a bit of an insight into the tone of the books!

[liliallowed]

oh no misgendering what ever will I do???

(I literally don't mind any pronouns I'm immune! MWAHAHAHA!)

[l0n4t1csfan65]

face front

[piosplayhouse]

OH MY GOSH ??? WHO JUST SENT ME A KOFI ?? AHH?? THANK YOU PLEASE MESSAGE ME WITH AN ART REQUEST OR SOMETHING I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING BACK ♥️♥️♥️

[cacaitos]

yeah sorry the incest on dextah is making me a little nauseous

[muirneach]

a real man is able to appreciate auntie grizelda for its beauty and swagful charm

[sarneo]

Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here

[jevilowo]

Welcome to Christmas where we have many wonderful songs such as

Santa is my sugar daddy

I think my mother is committing adultry

Jesus was born

My house will explode if I stay, but I'll stay anyway.

Not even a Christmas song, it's about THANKSGIVING DAMMIT

Poor people are hungry

Jesus was born

Oh shit immortal snail

My bf is shit at gift giving

My bf is shit at gift giving: the ultimate Christmas medley

Jesus was born

Wow snow

Retail workers want to commit homocide thanks to this

Finally got sick leave hell yiss

Jesus was born

Jesus was born, and theres a man in space for some reason

Did you know she died in a speedboat accident (also, f slur)

Did you know he was gay

Cyberbullying the outcast until he's beneficial

Jesus was born

Bruce Springsteen has an asthma attack live on stage and I have to hear it twenty times a week on the radio for a month

South park pilot

Spanish

Jesus was-

[nicorobin-poneglyth]

⚠️!!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!⚠️

Guys... i-i-i....i....

SURPRISE!

I USE DUOLINGO NOW!!!

I just started learning German on Duolingo, nah but fr, i downloaded the app like and hour or so ago