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ccelestialfox · 11 days ago

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Scar on my finger: I was riding bike

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

#ALRRRIGHTY!!!#so #scar on my finger #I was riding my bike a few years ago around my neighborhood #and my neighbors' tree was a small palm tree(?) that tilted over the sidewalk #and sometimes I would ride right by it and get brushed by the leaves #and one time while riding past the bush tree #my hand happened to be right at the edge of the giant palm tree leaf #turns out paper cuts work even before the tree is turned to paper #sliced right into my right-middle-finger #that was also the first time I fainted #cause of the panic mostly #I think I was like 9 or 10?#but yeag tldr: I was riding my bike #a plant attacked me #and I panicked and went back to my house blood coming out of my hand #don't remember the aftermath much cause it was 6ish years ago but I got a leaf scar now :3

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antigonenikk · 1 month ago

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by the way this interview should qualify as elder abuse.

#if i was robert???????? i would have jumped his ass i would have crashed our #jonesys ass having about 5 mini silent panic attacks……. robert almost crying… felt lkke my grandfathers were being smacked in front of me #led zeppelin #robert plant #john paul jones #jimmy page

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luck-of-the-drawings · 1 year ago

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IM SO IN LOVE WITH VAMPIRES!! and boy do i love THE SUCKENING!! VERY excited to see the misadventures of sad wet cat, sharp angry cat, and the COOLEST cat i ever did see

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #some of these were drawn with MOUSE and others were made with my COOL NEW TABLET OOOOHYEAH!!#I JUST FINISHED EP 3 AND OOOHHH MY GGOD. OHHH MY GOOOODD IM IN LOVE WITH EACH OF THESE CHARACTERS #LIKE ARTHUR OH MMY GOOODD ARTHUR FUCKIN BENNEEETTT #SO CONFIDENT SO COOL I FUCKIN LOVE THOSE JUST. UNBREAKABLY CONSTANTLY STOIC CHARACTERS #HIS LIKE CATCH PHRASE. HIS TO-THE-FUCKING-POINT BEHAVIOR #HES LIke a hard candy with TRAGIC GOO TRAPPED INSIIDEEE he is a mollusk to me and i wanna break opEN THAT SHHHEELLL BABYYYY #AND SPEAKIN OF SHELLLSS emizel oh mmy god little guy #i KNOW hes softer than he lets on. and yet i wanna see him bite and attack more people and set things ablaze #i wanna fund his research. and by research i mean arson #AND OOHH SHILLOOO lil prince shilo hes my small baby boy whos okay with death as long as he doesnt have to see #THERES SOMETHING RRRROTTEN AT THE CORE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL APPLE PIE #AND I CANT WWWAIT TO SEE WHAT COMES OF IT #ALSO FUNFACT!! im tryin to make emizel n shilo look more similar #so if u CLOSELY LOOK u will see that their hair is similar. noses n face shapes are the same. they have Heart shapes in their bangs #also unrelated but im a lil in love with deacon keller.... i just rly like cowboys.... like i just think hes neat.... yeehaww #I ALSO LOVE KITTIEESSS ALL THE LIL KITTY SOUNDS IN THIS SHOW ARE SO CUTE...#i heard 'gray cat with round orange eyes' n immediately thought of tama from jjba. yknow the stray cat? dies and becomes magic plant?yeaaaa #cant wait for more. ill scream abt what happened in ffUUUCUKKIGNG EPSIODE 3 LATER BC OH MMY GGOOODDDD!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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ladylaratybur · 5 months ago

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My Lara posts have been lacking so here is some cosplay! of Funkos sort of unvibes it, but it's more me 😂

#i love how the edit turned out #well ... with the exception of Wall Funko #but it's more me #and i feel Lara would secretly collect funko #or books #or plants #edit #cosplay #lara tybur #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #anime #manga #snk #warhammer titan #進撃の巨人 #fypツ

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abirddogmoment · 8 months ago

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A video showing Rory ranging very appropriately to find a blindly planted quail. Really pleased with her pace and distance here!

#dogblr #rory borealis #bird dog training #this is a gorgeous video thank you miles!!!#unfortunately she got a full head of steam and got much much faster and much much further as we progressed #she is going to be a great bird dog but she is also going to give me a heart attack #im gonna try some strategies to reign her in without ruining her enthusiasm so wish me luck #blind planting btw just means yeeting without looking where it goes #so none of us really know where they are in the field so no one can really help her find them #i just walk in a semi straight line through the field and trust her to play the game properly #(she does she loves this game very much).

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boxheadpaint · 1 year ago

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trying to ask my cat if he is happy or funny at the same time: you hummy? Hold on

#i saw some chickens today AND a rhubarb plant. AND peppers. and someone bought me something incredible.#we also watching onyx the fortuitous which was a lot of fun #so overall i think a good day other than train anxiety attack

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worm-brainzz · 3 months ago

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this fandom is very quickly turning into the pjsekai fandom

#just saw the most toe curling gut wrenching (/neg) confession abt the argos trans hc being “disgusting” like.#y'all are acting like the “mizuki is a boy!!!!!!! rahhh 😡😡😡😡” pjsekai fans #its implied for both smh #twomp #the world of mr plant #oh yea dont attack me for this btw im just stating my opinion dont be meanies

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napping-sapphic · 4 months ago

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To be clear broccoli is the best vegetable but cabbage and zucchini need SO much more love they’re so good😭😭

#peace love and vegetables tbh #seducing all the ladies through my award winning smile and endless rambling about various vegetables😩👌👌#vegetables are so good and beautiful and i want to marry this cabbage my mom made #and zucchini oh my god zucchini my beloved <3333 #oh and btw #if i hear any what counts as a vegetable technicalities on this post i WILL attack you with my teeth #this post is about beautiful plants that i get to eat we are NOT being pedantic here #😤😤😤#now tell me your fav vegetable rn🔫🔫🔫

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foreverxdaydreaming · 2 months ago

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#just needed to vent for a sec but oh god am i tired of people #'friends' both irl and online got me fucked up lately #mental healths been in the shitter almost nonstop this year #familys always got me up the wall #i just feel like I'm constantly treading water and i am *tired*. like so fucking TIRED #it's never enough; it's too much; no not like that; but not that either; it's all wrong wRoNg WrOnG #ik im sleep deprived and possibly pms-y and that is most certainly not helping things rn but...#gods i see less and less of a reason to get out of bed and bother with anything ever again #wtf is the purpose #i can't keep friends to save my life bc im apparently a fuckin doormat and interesting as unflavored rice or smth #how hard is it to feel like you maybe sorta kinda matter and aren't an unlovable worthless piece of shit #years of therapy; trying meds; everything under the sun.... and nothing. lows and highs and dips of every kind and yet ..nothing #and maybe im just very much in my feelings rn and just yelling into the void.. but it hurts and im tired of pretending it doesn't.#i hate how hard it is to make friends as an adult especially irl. and how gossipy and cliquey and gross and mean ppl can be #of getting called childish and naive and boring for wanting to be a decent person and having interests outside of partying #(not attacking those traits but tired of getting attacked for *not* being 'fun' enough or 'social' enuf or 'sensitive' for having feelings)#enough*#i just want to go eat drywall and stand in the rain and let it help me pretend im not crying blood rn.#like every cell in my body isn't trying to spontaneously combust.#'it gets better' ..yeah? when. when i was 14? when i was 23? when im 37? when im 55? 82? WHEN.. bc im so sick and tired #and no this isn't me writing a final note or whatever it sounds like; i just wanted to word vomit bc ive never been good w sadness #and ive got such an overwhelming amount of it rn i can't even turn it into anger & spite & use that for productivity... i just want to rot #to lie down and be covered by plants as i sleep and just slowly fade into a cloud or smth like it's a ghibli movie or wtv.#im like shaking from how stupidly emotional i feel rn. the lack of empathy these days is fuckin astounding #common sense & empathy are lacking in absolutely droves these days. some days i hate the internet & tech for its irreparable damages sm #but here we are and here it shall remain. long after us; and *long* after us ..... *sigh*#anyway ima go try to take a nap or smth. I'll see ya when i see ya. take care my lovelies #if u read all this i prob owe you a cookie lol

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bi-squirrel · 1 year ago

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twompcord is ruining me rn

@alistair-bloom ur gonna be charged for identity theft

#twompcord #the world of mr plant #twomp #twomrp #ashur gharavi #truly i hate you /j #giving me a heart attack like that

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ask-the-totally-real-peppino · 1 year ago

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(how many clone ocs do you have? i do like that they’re animal themed)

(I like making OCs!!! Please do not tease me!!!

But really my list says 30, but there is probably more than that!!!

#ooc post #they keep coming and I can not stop them!!!#also two of them have unhatched eggs and I do not know how many there are right now #but thank you #they're not all animal themed but most of them are kjfdkjf #some are plant or mushroom themed!!!#but yes I love making OCs #I have thousands of OCs just for fun #like 20% of them are just me in different outfits #but what is the point if you do not put a bit of yourself into your characters hehe #anyway I am gonna talk about them some more #and see if I can upload to artfight bc the site was down all day for me yesterday and I need to update my characters!!!#I made the mistake of hiding them all so I cannot be attacked!!!

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drifpaint · 4 months ago

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Last revenge i did, for @spacechairs !!!! I'm super happy on how it turned out!!!

#artfight 2024 #team stardust #artfight revenge #artfight attack #artfight team stardust #af 2024 #digital painting #original character art #original character #oc artwork #oc artist #plant oc #fun fact this chair is based on a specific design that is made from a growing tree !!!!! its so awesome and lives rant free in my head #anyways. digital painting takes me forever but maybe for prints/portfolio pieces i could try it again :3

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polaroidcats · 8 months ago

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Florist au + flirting under fire for wolfstar please! ;)

ohhhh okay I love this!! so I had to look up what flirting under fire meant haha I'm sorry if I got this wrong, I took some liberties I hope this still counts!! It's very silly (but what else did u expect from me hehe):

It's a muggle AU, they're both working in a flowershop and I'm going to throw in another trope here and say it's coworkers to lovers, lots of mutual pining and timid flirting that gets bolder as the time goes on. Both are now preeeetty sure the other one is flirting back and likes them back but they have not confessed their feelings yet. Until one day there is a mix-up with a flower delivery and a very angry Karen comes into their store and starts screaming bc SHE ORDERED LILAC FLOWERS AND SHE GOT PURPLE ONES HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID GOD NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING AROUND HERE Come here Sirius! Watch out, you have some dirt in your hair wait let me remove it for you SERIOUSLY DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK HERE WHERE ARE YOU HIDING *Why is his hand still in my hair and also what is this weird background noise coming from the front room?* HELLOOO I AM YOUR CUSTOMER I DEMAND A FULL REFUND AND COMPENSATION FOR THE FLOWER DELIVERY NOW!!! I WILL FILE A COMPLAINT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE REFUND Did I ever tell you how perfect your eyes are? Uhm I mean.. just because.. there's not a single flower I know that has the same colour as your eyes is what I mean... They're so unique not even nature could replicate that colour... uhm I mean.. I don't know... that was stupid... anyways sorry please forget what I said... we should probably go talk to that customer, she sounds kinda angry ... I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER NOW!!!!!! WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME NO WONDER NOTHING WORKS HERE IF THE EMPLOYEES JUST DISAPPEAR!!! WHERE IS THE MANAGER?? *Karen screeches and the sound of a potted plant hitting the floor* Your eyes are beautiful too Moony, they're the perfect colour, just like honey, and so warm and lovely, just like you are.

fanfic trope mash-up ask game

#ask game #ask #donut tag #i also had a version where sirius works in the store and remus comes in daily but he's extremely allergic to the plants so the “fire” comes #from remus being in constant danger of an allergic shock but i decided against that ahaha #also idk if this even counts as that trope i'm sorry if it doesnt!!!!!#if it doesnt the plants can attack them or sth but the flirting stays the same lool #thank u for sending me this <3

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balkanradfem · 1 year ago

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so gyns do you think it's worth upsetting if you have like, 5 nasty bites on your legs, that you got while working in the garden, possibly by spiders, or some other bug, and they're like, really big, red, swollen, itchy, even bleeding if you press them hard, and they're not healing much within 3 days?

#i don't think its worth being upset but they're freaking me out a little bit #because they're just not healing and look the same #like... get it together bites #i was trying to plant more okra when a huge swarm of some bugs just attacked me #i don't know what they were but they were tiny #i probably disturbed their nest #well I HAD TO PLANT OKAY #and when i got home i was all bitten #i don't have any symptoms of poisoning so i think i'm fine #it's just nasty to see

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maranull · 1 month ago

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LOOK AT MY SNAILS, OH MIGHTY ALGAE! AND DESPAIR!! >:D

Praying these guys will make it until most of the algae is gone —by making it I mean Sunny not figuring out that they are edible— cause I really like them and would love to put them in my fish tank to live a long snail life after all their hard work.

Sunny pls be a good turtle son and live in peace with the pretty snails for however long they need to.

#honestly the moment i notice him either attacking them or having eaten one they are gone from the tank and algae can have this one #i have heard of snails living years in turtle tanks so i'm hoping sunny is polite with them like the turtles in those tanks #and the guy at the store gave me a plant that i immediately forgot its name to put in a breeder by the filter intake that's also gonna help #i hope #the other algae beating option is chemicals (harmless for sunny) but i really don't want to add chemicals #personal #reptile-son posting #<- adjacent

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lxvi-gloria · 2 months ago

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Luck Runs Out from Epic the musical but make it Eruri or, really, just Erwin Smith-focused.

That's it. That's post

#aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyoujin #snk #erwin smith #eruri #sometimes I hate my inability to make animatics (:#because otherwise I would be making this myself #anyways #the lyrics that really got me thinking :0 that's my manss mr commander erwin smith sir ;#''how much longer 'til we all fall down?' you rely on wit and people die on it''#and ''I can't have you planting seeds of doubt I can't have you disagreeing each route; I need you to always be devout and comply with this #well how about I eat my own fucking hand????#epic #epic the musical

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