#a conspiracy unmasked

[buggreawlthys]

'But if you want to be introduced to our chief investigator, I can produce him. ... Step forward, Sam!'

Cutest spy ever 💜

[3months2mordor]

September 5

The Fellowship of the Ring, Book 1, Chapter 5: A Conspiracy Unmasked

[spacesunderstairs]

A conspiracy.

i have a conspiracy that the popular french house group daft punk is actually just maglor and daeron in disguise, the two greatest elven bards to ever live in middle earth. their true identities were found out and that's why they disbanded.

[ent-maiden]

[mellpenscorner]

Spotify LotR audiobook thoughts 4/?

Hot take: book!Merry is the true mom friend of the Hobbits. Sam is protective of Frodo, but Merry’s the one who’s looking at maps and worrying about where they’ll go next and talking with Strider about what they should do. Not to mention he was the one that spearheaded the whole conspiracy to keep Frodo from going alone. I always knew I liked book!Merry.

[smallsinger5901]

i love the Strange Aeons = The Muppet Joker conspiracy, mostly because its funny as fuck and more than plausible, but also because im 90% sure the blog created to ‘expose’ it is also Strange (given that the croaker and strange are the same in the first place, ofc)

[unmask-strange-aeons]

The Muppet Joker is an ARG created by Father Strange.

What if The Muppet is an arg that Strange created using her videos. Hear me out. The Muppet is using Topics that Father Strange made videos about. Now what is this ARG about? Its about the Ultimate Tumblr Fake Story and she wants us to follow it along. She want us to go like "Oh the Muppet is talking about the same stuff like Father Strange he must be her". She WANTS us to find out. SHE wants us to dig through all of the Muppets Posts and find all the references. SHE wants us to find out all the references to her videos.

Or it's not an Arg, and it's just the Ultimate Tumblr Fake story, and we figured it out too soon... Or she wants us to think this is an ARG making it a reference to the Sherlock situation, and while she doesnt have a video about it, she has made a video about Superwholock and she has stated before to watch the youtuber Sarah Z who made a 1 and a half hour long video about the ARG / the Johnlock Conspiracy (Which is great i can recommend it). So she would know about it. IT'S ALL PLANNED. Even us finding out that she is The muppet is part of the Ultimate Tumblr Fake story. We know, but who is to believe us?It'ss all planned.

@strange-aeons is @the-muppet-joker, pass it on.

[sonxofxgondor]

[ravenpuffheadcanons]

Watching ROTK for Downfall of Sauron Day and once again I have chosen the Extended Edition. And, look. I know they couldn’t include everything and it’s nearly 4.5 hours long already. But the Scouring of the Shire is SO IMPORTANT to Tolkien’s themes and especially to Pippin’s and Merry’s character development. And I really don’t think the confrontation between Theoden and Saruman is adapted very well *anyway*, and to just… stick the deaths of Saruman and Wormtongue on at the end? So the hobbits don’t get the victory? No!

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

TROOPS OF DOOM WILL SPREAD JUDEO-BOLSHEVISM -- PIECE BY PIECE BY PIECE.

PIC INFO: Spotlight on a postcard first published in 1939 titled "Bolschewismus ohne Maske" ("Bolshevism Unmasked"), with an illustration of a Communist soldier attempting to rule the world with a hammer and sickle against the backdrop of a yellow star of David, implying the Nazi opinion that Jews were behind the Communist phenomenon.

FULL OVERVIEW: "Not everyone who had read "Mein Kampf" took seriously the rabid outpouring of filth and hatred it contained. But in his own words, Hitler described how his eyes had been opened at an early age to the "two menaces" which threatened the existence of the German people: Communists and Jews.

These two objects of his hatred would become, after his seizure of power, subjected unrelentingly to vicious propaganda and heinous persecution. That Marxism, or Bolshevism, was to Hitler a "doctrine of destruction" which itself must be destroyed for the survival of all Germans may be seen plainly in the picture on this official postcard from the Great Anti-Bolshevist Exhibit organized by Goebbels' Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda.

"Bolshevism unmasked," reads the inscription over a world engulfed in red flame and branded with a hammer-and-sickle in the center of a yellow Jewish Star, recalling Hitler's rant in "Mein Kampf" that "in Russian Bolshevism we must see the attempt undertaken by the Jews in the twentieth century to achieve world domination!" A ghostly image of Death as an armed revolutionary clutches in both hands its weapons of destruction. The exhibition was held in Vienna in 1939. Six years earlier Communists had been among the first of those countless victims rounded up for the concentration camps."

-- UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-MADISON

Source: https://search.library.wisc.edu/digital/AFEMLOIYBU6FPX9A.

[alas--pringles]

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌

this would require me to have a favorite playlist rn like i haven't just been listening to albums on repeat for months oh no uhhh spotify has an On Repeat thing lets do that

The Parting by Katatonia

H.E.A.V.Y. by Bird Control

Meet Me by Alkaline Trio

Negative Witness by Cos Sylvan

Versions of You by Alkaline Trio

[the-batblog]

This is probably a hot take but I don't think anybody actually cares who Batman is outside of the GCPD and conspiracy theorists.

When Batman first shows up he's a friggen poltergeist. He's a cryptid. For a second there maybe people thought he was just a creepypasta.

Then when people start to think… actually it kinda seems like he's a guy…? Like, he's a real…? Person…???

Then the GCPD is like, 'Okay, well, then he's breaking laws.'

But your average schmo is like, 'And? Yeah he's a guy; he gave me fifty bucks to get home last night. Right after he saved me from an acid piranha pit.'

But the thing is, Bats has his own personality. He's a whole person as the mask. People don't ask who Superman's secret identity is because, as far as they're concerned, Superman is just Superman, and when they can't see him, it's because he went home. It would be the same with Batman. They probably think he sleeps or hangs upside-down all day.

I think Gothamites like him as Just Batman; he's the city's pet monster, and they like it that way.

I think we get super caught up in the, "Batman's secret identity might be revealed! 😱" because Batman's secret identity is famous. But if someone unmasked Clark or Barry or Hal it would be like

"…I have no idea who this is."

And they expect the same of Batman.

GCPD wants to know so they can arrest him, conspiracy theorists want to know because they wanna know where he fits into the machine, gossip columnists want to know so they can get catch some drama, and real-person fanfic authors wanna know so they can accurately describe him when he takes his mask off to kiss Bruce Wayne.

[pettytiredandjewish]

So uh… to the “pro-Palestine” crowd

- harassing random jews on the streets (and online) isn’t going to help Palestinians

- swarming and blockading college campus buildings (and hospitals) and chanting genocidal slogans at jews isn’t going to help Palestinians

- defacing synagogues and jewish owned stores isn’t going to help Palestinians

- displaying antisemitic signs and waving nazi flags isn’t going to help Palestinians

- chanting for intifada isn’t going to help Palestinians (Hamas would love that though)

- spreading Hamas propaganda isn’t going to help Palestinians

This doesn’t help Palestinians- but it sure does help Hamas who’s goal is to wipe out Israel and all jews. Also Hamas could care less for Palestinians- why do you think they are being used as human shields???

Doing all of these things makes you antisemitic (some of y’all were probably already antisemitic, and is using the I/P conflict to go fully unmasked). You doing this is causing harm to so many people. And to be honest- doing this shit shows that you actually don’t care for Palestine. In fact you are using this conflict to go fully unmask and be raging antisemitic little asshats.

Instead of doing something that could help those who are affected by this war, you are harassing jews, defacing synagogues, and calling for intifadas. Why is that? (I know the answer- but humor me). Why is this acceptable? How does harassing and harming jews help Palestine? And how does supporting Hamas (a terrorist organization) help Palestine?

Also I may get hate for this but I don’t care: anti Zionism is antisemitism. The term anti Zionist was created during the soviet era by one of the soviet leaders. The Soviet Union hated jews and wanted to stamp them all out. One of the ways that they “succeeded” was “persuading” jews that their culture and religion was dirty. That they- the jews should be ashamed of their “Jewishness”. And that was how anti Zionism came to be.

I said what I said. If you don’t like it then maybe you have some thinking to do.

Also as another fucking reminder:

Stop fucking spreading vile antisemitic shit (and stop harassing Israel citizens) !!! This includes:

- blood libels

- organs harvesting

- holocaust denial

- “hitler was right”

- “gas the jews”

- lizard people

- “jews are rats”

- “jews are rich”

- “jews control the media”

- “jews are landlords”

- the majority of conspiracy theories

- Zionist occupied government

- Zionism is racism

- stop fucking reading protocols of the elders of Zion

- “from the river to the sea…” is a genocidal chant.

- stop calling Israel a “terrorist” state and stop saying that all Israelis are terrorist (people are not their fucking government)

(Just to list a few)

I said what I said and if you don’t like it- the doors over there.

Am yisrael chai! ✡️

[sonxofxgondor]

[into-the-pit]

Do you know who also has plants?

Strange Aeons.

All of the plants are infested with bugs. I'M GOING TO MUPPING KILL MYSELF