#Without brushing my teeth

[sondheim-girly]

I never wanna move ever again

[noelledeltarune]

i’ve had several people disagree with what i do on this so out of curiosity

if you’re unsure vote for whichever you do the majority of the time

[a-soft-housecat]

I have just finished my kill (I ate breakfast) and now I must lick the blood from my fangs (Brush my teeth) so my owners don't suspect a thing (So the dentist doesn't look at me with disappointment)

[a-dash-in-the-middle]

i think i need help

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

Oh yesterday when I went to the dentist the hygienist told me I was a "good brusher" and my thought was "oh boy I'm going to get a good grade in dentist, something that's normal to want and possible to get"

[goatsandgangsters]

one thing I think would help me is like. I don't need a habit tracker that's geared towards daily tasks, building routines, streaks, etc

I need something for the Forgets To Have Fun Sometimes problem, where it's not about frequency but about "how long has it been since you did it." something that'll nudge me like "hey it's been a couple weeks since you got together with a friend" or gone on a little outing or made time for creative projects

because I'm good at routines! in fact I'm too good at daily routines, which is why I forget to do things OUTSIDE the routine specifically because it's not already routine-ified

[jazzums]

maybe i shouldn’t wait 8 hours after i wake up to eat my first meal of the day

[bunnihearted]

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[cursingtoji]

once you stand in the line of a unisex bathroom and watch every man that comes out not washing their hands you seriously reconsider ever having sex with one again

[godsfavoritescientist]

How do I explain the ways in which the bill origins fic 'A Romance of Many Dimensions' by haley3 rewired my brain without needing to give paragraphs upon paragraphs of context. The fic is something like 200,000 words long. Almost every single good moment calls back to things that are set up earlier in the fic

[clannfearrunt]

so in other news hatching fomantises has firmly cemented itself into my toothbrushing habit so i guess we are continuing to produce more of these things

[sparklyslug]

I think I have made only good writing choices in that it has all led to me trying to gauge the grossness of smooching after someone may or may not have puked a little

[cybervom1t]

i hate getting sappy on main but i think things are actually gonna be okay, y’know?

[feminismishot]

If I don’t brush my teeth for an unspecified number of days and then suddenly I realize my teeth fell grainy and become the only thing I can feel so I have to obsessively scrub my teeth for three times the amount of brushing time, does that mean it all just evens out? Net zero?

So what if I didn’t brush my teeth for two or three days??

I brushed them intensely for 6 minutes straight when I woke up in the middle of the night because I could feel my teeth against my lips.

That means it cancels out.

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

Everytime I draw somebody with stained teeth I feel like I need to add in the tags that I have really fucked up teeth to make it clear Im not being mean here. Like Im self referencing here I swear its not making fun of them or other people with fucked up teeth I am one of them. Its rep.

[femmefaggot]

can someone tell me that a persistent bitter taste after over two hours likely does not mean that i have somehow unknowingly gotten cleaning chemicals in my mouth despite hardly directly touching them