#Why wouldn't I

[future-king-of-ithaca]

ofc I am

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[darkopsiian]

gosh i HATE when he shows up, doesn't he know i'm sleeping!?! [laugh track plays]

[risohhoho]

so it's not out of the realm of possibility that he:

a: would ask to share underwear with me

b: wouldn't even ask and just take mine to see if he likes the cut & color

c: fight me for the last holiday special edition fur trimmed thong at victoria's secret

[andrew-thy-accursed]

yes, frequently lmao

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[princesscrystal-hyperfixations]

Played quite a bit of Genshin today! Had lots of fun exploring and doing quests!

Just finished Mondstadt Archon Quest Act 2, and...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACT 3 IS AT ADVENTURE RANK 18?!

But it's fine! I like exploring and doing silly stuff anyways! It just took me by surprise, lol.

...I also unlocked Daily Commissions.

Also during then entirety of Act 2, I was just giggling and squealing whenever Venti was onscreen.

DJFNOAW:BFJDEPFHPHS HE'S SO PRETTY

HE HAS SUCH WHISMY I LOVE HIM

[sachermorte]

you said you were at another camp last week? did you have fun?

some guy born and raised out in salzburg-land told me that when I complain I sound like falco

[partywizard]

like you try to get people to understand that big things usually don't just happen out of nowhere and were the result of lots of small things building up and all that happens is you get called a conspiracy theorist

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

‘You trust that bloke, do you?’ – Meir

‘Absolutely, why wouldn’t I?’ – Brooke

‘’Cause he seems a bit of a madman.’ – Meir

‘That’s no reason to distrust him!’ – Brooke

[irbcallmefynn]

not me scheduling the bedpost ahead of time so it's exactly(ish) at the start of the year ;3

[amburgundy]

... what's this? guillermo is an infant!

[tardis--dreams]

Ping-ponging back and forth between wanting to have a healthy relationship with food and my body and then absolutely destroying any kind of progress I've made within the past 5 years

[passionmaterial]

I need to find more Thunderhowl Coded Songs for my Thunderhowl Playlist, so I guess send me an ask with a song you think fits him..?

[shigussy]

my parents think that its weird i got life is a highway on my playlist

[heyitsburtburt]

@loafyreblogs

I have no friends /j

And we're not STICKS, we're humans!!? Do we look like sticks to you guys? ...actually don't answer that I know how the CCC's equipment is...

[definetelynotmario]

would u turn lesbian for the rightguy?

everything is possible, sadly no guy is ever gonna be right cause men are soooo yucky jajsjaja

but there's probably one out there that I'll end up with and we'll be happy and in love tolerating each other's yuckyness

[delucadarling]

@the-cooler-sidestep

First of all, I would be right

Second of all, I would rather Ava

Third of all, SHE WOULDN'T FUCK ME IN A MILLION YEARS.

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu