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begging for you to do a mob au wally hcs please please please
mob boss!wally/reader hcs
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CW// FOR THEMES OF POSSESSIVENESS, STALKING, MURDER, AND MUTILATION!
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the way you two met is unclear, nor does it matter, really. he felt a magnet pull to you. not in a 'smitten' or 'love at first sight' way, but in an intrigued and 'i wonder how far i can bend them until they break' way. totally normal. it wasn't until barnaby pointed out his growing fascination with you that he was more than comfortable acting on it.
romancing? oh, do you mean terrorizing? his way of showing affection would be letting you know he's there. always watching, and also sending you suspicious packages and...love letters'. these letters can range from...slightly affectionate threats to being downright cryptic. all lovingly written in red ink and cursive and brought to your mailbox! how did he get your address? haha! don't worry about it! (except maybe do.)
he took the advice from barnaby, by the way. resident 'lady killer'.(he is anything but in fact he likes men.) blame that guy.
when he finally and inevitably does make the decision to start seeking you out, it's small things at first. he shows up to your job in his usual disguise accompanied by howdy, of course. if you go to church he shows up there. 'small world.', he says. on the inside he smirks when you believe him. he totally hasn't followed you, figured out your schedule, where you live-- your friends and family...who would go looking for you if you went 'missing'. it's a shame really. happens all too often in the city you live in. easily covered up too. money and blackmail do wonders when the cops are just as human as the citizens.
more than anything, he loves seeing what makes you tick. shy away. what causes you to avert your eyes. he found out pretty quickly you don't like being stared at and felt joy. he loves staring. especially at you. he also loves it when you try and brush off how uncomfortable you really are. cute.
keep in mind that when he does come to you in his disguised form, you do NOT know it's him. in fact, if anything he would make sure that you don't know what he (wally) looks like. he would send you letters from the comfort of his home, and have someone else mail them. watch you from the shadows, or just have howdy do it. he does not have to go out of his way to have access to you.
at the end of the day his goal is simple: befriend you. make you trust him. make you his. let it be by taking your eye and making you a part of the neighborhood, or by keeping you locked away...or maybe he'll just keep you living in fear for the rest of your days. who knows. either option sounds entertaining to him.
one day, you open up to him about your stalker...and he can barely contain the joy he feels at how scared you sound. he comforts you, of course. when you tell him how you feel about the letters and packages, he almost slips up in his charade, so close to letting you know how he felt making them. he resists, of course, letting you think you just confided in someone trustworthy...nope!
the closer you two get, the more sides he sees of you. the more sides he sees of you the more he begins to realize you're not just another bird to cage. his interest in you grows. it's almost maddening. he learns more and more about you from you, and other people and sources all while keeping him and his neighborhood out of sight. you don't need to know about them...not yet.
he loves how alive you are, mostly. you have free will, and you love doing things with it. you have hobbies and friends, and you keep in touch with family (even if you don't he finds that interesting too dw). he thinks you're lovely, and your eye would be lovelier if it was his. bonus points if you have some sort of eye deformity/birth defect (lazy eye, messed up pupil etc)
the stalking stops for a bit. everything seems calm. you feel like you can just live your life again, and everything feels like it's normal. you start going out again and having fun. you meet up with someone. what you didn't know, is that just because the letters and packages have stopped, doesn't mean he has.
one thing leads to another, and you receive a new letter. same cursive. same ink. same seal. you open it, to see pictures:
of you, and them. on the piece of paper nestled and folded in the envelope, written in cursive is a message: '𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻, 𝓃𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝒷𝑜𝓇'
of course, just like he planned, you're back into his arms again. where you belonged. seeing you with someone else made him a little more sure of what kind of emotions he had for you. you were no different to howdy to him. that was clear now. you needed someone to keep you in line and in check, otherwise, you would wander off off of the face of the earth. that was not good. you wouldn't have to walk aimlessly for much longer. he would give you a purpose. you're too pathetic as you are now to be any use to him besides eye candy.
in the end, he realizes that he has to have you, by any means. you have to be his, under his wing, and make yourself useful like his other neighbors. like howdy. however you choose to do that is your choice, but what you don't have a choice in is having something to do with him. he will be in your life. either by shadow or memory. waking, or nightmare. he's content with both.
sooner or later, you and his 'other self' would become close enough for you to be invited to his house. you didn't question how big it was seeing as how you know he's a famous painter. nor did you question how many people lived with him. soon, the choice would have to be made. what will he do with you? will he keep you, or let you go free? only time will tell.
author’s note ⊹˚. ♡
thanks for the request, neighbor! first one i've had NOT using the anon thingy LOL. sorry if these are a bit too dark for your tastes, but i just had to put my two cents on how wally would handle you. i don't think he would see you any differently from how he sees howdy or barnaby. he wouldn't outright mistreat you, but i don't think this wally is really capable of love outside his obviously very warped sense of it. sorry! i was pulling from canon art to the au, this is just MY interpretation. feel free to disagree!
SIDENOTE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SAY IT: these are supposed to be DARK. there are no romantic feelings implied here because i don't interpret this wally being able to feel that way for anyone in a healthy way. just had to get that off my chest. please do NOT interpret these as romantic or god forbid sexual. i WILL block you.
thanks for the support!
#welcome home au#wally darling#welcome home#i love wally#welcome home wally#wally darling headcanons#wally please i have a family#wally darling x reader#possessive wally darling#welcome home fanfic#mob boss wally au#WHY DIDNT THAT HAVE A TAG HELLO#wally darling x you#wally darling x y/n#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#welcome home x reader#wally darling au#wally darling welcome home#yandere wally darling headcanons#god can we please stop using that word i keep throwing up in my mouth everytime i tag it#NOT romantic headcanons#this wally is NOT sane kinda /neg#love him tho#drank a monster before banging this one out#mob welcome home au#mob boss welcome home au#where are these tags guys come on
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25 YANDERE PROMPTS/CONCEPTS || !✦
TW: OBSSESIVE BEHAVIOR, YANDERES, POSSESIVE BEHAVIOR, KILLING, BLOOD, VIOLENCE, SWEARING, DELUSIONAL BEHAVIOR,KIDNAP, MANIPULATIVE BEHAVIOR, DRUGS(?), BAD ENGLISH, BAD GRAMMAR AND MADE BY A MINOR! (If i missed something please tell me!)
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1- " Boyfriend? Since when you have a boyfriend?
2- " They deserve to rot in hell for taking you away from me. "
3- " Our love is God! " (YES HEATHERS!!!)
4- " You love me! You always loved me! "
5- " I could treat you better and you know that! "
6- " You need me as much as i need you. "
7- " You can't just leave me here all alone! "
8- " Me? Delusional? No, madly in love? Yes! "
9- " You are so perfect, you know that right? "
10- " Where do you think you going? "
11- " Are you really going to hang out with them? Like, now...? "
12- " You are to pure for this world "
13- " Fuck, you run more faster than i thought. "
14- " They were very dramatic! " Oh please don't kill me! " " Please! No! Stop! " Damn, i don't knkw why did you liked them "
15- " I can't let you go! "
16- " Please don't go! I just need you! Please hear me! "
17- " Blood? OH! I- I CAN EXPLAIN- "
18- " Are you okay? The drug really had some effect on you... "
19- " If i was him, i would never make you cry. "
20- " They will pay for this... "
21- " I know you more than anyone! I know everything! Your Birthday, favorite colour, where you live, your passwords! See? We are meant to be! "
22- " So, i have some bad news about your friends... "
23- " I am yours, you are mine, simple. "
24- " Don't make me tie you up! "
25- " Home? Darling, this IS your home! With me! "
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Never been sadder seeing David Tennant in a role than when Chris Eccleston regenerated into him.
#the doctor#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#10th doctor#9th doctor#oh look it's david#hello nice to see you there darling#oh and so young#but#chris?#chris? where are you?#where are you doctor#why hath thou part our ways?#you will be missed#i totally get rose there#doctor who#dw#rose tyler
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I don’t think he actually knows how to smoke.
#Collar...Crazy...hair#They should have paid him back with dick. would calm him down#If his name is bullldog then why is he my big hello kitty hm? Why is he hissing and breaking shit hm?#Why is he meowing in my head then?🤧 Sorry bb but Dutch is the designated bulldog and I won’t be calling you that#I HATE that facial hair so much. Darling you are beautiful but that gold dirt on your chin is awful#Do a stache or something not this. never this.#ridiculous movie
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opening the group chat for the first time today and there's like 200 new messages because everyone's Going Through It today it seems but one of my friends dropped 'I'm separating from [terrible boyfriend she's been living with for like eight years] for real this time, I just moved a bunch of stuff to my parents' and I'm losing my mind because y'all the subject changed almost immediately HEY HI EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT???
#'I moved my stuff and my dog' can't leave the pup behind! 'I had to last winter and it was a big reason I wound up going back' HELLO--#was he holding your fucking dog over your head. I will kill the man?????#I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'S TRIED TO LEAVE HIM BEFORE??#I'm-- so-- okay listen. admittedly I am of course simply nosy. of course I am.#but also I have never liked david Ever. justin and I were LITERALLY talking DAYS ago about Worrying About Her being stuck with him#because she moved TO CALIFORNIA with him and he was being a piece of shit then and she had NOBODY out there#and now they're in denver and like. it's his house it's his money etc etc it's a really... logistically difficult situation#but at least she's made some friends in denver and convinced her parents to move out there so she's not COMPLETELY unsupported#like she was in CA#my point is: I'm nosey but I'm also INVESTED. I fucking hate this guy darling I've wanted you to leave him this entire goddamn time#she's talked *a little* about problems with him before but also we've been around him before and he's just generally awful#and it's. like. I'm so so so fucking glad you're moving in with your parents but also. genuinely are you OKAY--#MAN AND ALSO. EVEN IF IT WASN'T 'I HATE THIS GUY AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE BREAKING POINT WAS--'#THIS IS A SERIOUS LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP? IT ENDING IS A BIG DEAL REGARDLESS?? WHY DID WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT SO FAST HELLO#.... actually I've identified the source of my Wanting More Details#which is: hey babe are you in a phase of this where hearing about how much he fucking sucks shit would be upsetting or affirming.#because I wanna tell you how fucking happy I am that you're leaving him. because he's a piece of shit and you deserve better than that.#ARE YOU IN AN EMOTIONAL SPACE TO HEAR ABOUT HOW I AM SCOOPING YOU INTO MY ARMS LIKE THE CAT SAMURAI MEME.#AND THREATENING THIS MAN WITH A SWORD. BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE. CAN I GET A VIBE CHECK THERE. SHOULD I WAIT--
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Hii Mr. Wally, I kinda forgot which type of affection you like so here *gives bag of apples* Also do you have a birthday? Or maybe you remember when you first started the game show!💕
“Hmmm, I can’t recall far back of my life. The first show was July 19 so maybe I can use that as my birthday? I’m not entirely sure if I want that”
#Hello creator here. July 19 is when I first created the au :DDD#I wonder why Wally is conflicted about it tho#gameshow host wally#game show host wally#welcome home fandom#wally welcome home#welcome home wally#welcome home alternate universe#welcome home wally darling#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#welcome home au#wally darling welcome home#welcome home#welcome home ask blog#wally darling au#wh wally#wally darling#wally au
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ARCANE SEASON 2????????????????
#NOBODY TOLD ME??? THATS WHY ITS FUCKING TRENDING!!!!!#OH MY GODDD. HELLO JINX MY DARLING MY LOVE I MISSED YOU#chaos.txt#cc.arcane
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british people need to chill out because what do you mean beans on toast
#british people#really#be#scaring me#like 👍#also why is an south asian dish there national dish hello?#how are u tolerating the spice in it? isn’t the salt to spicy my darling#this is a joke plz don’t come for me#😔🤞🏻? pulling a gojo
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the website for my family doctor says that he is among the doctors at his clinic with openings for new patients, but at the same time he has 0 appointment availability for the next 2 months and the last time i saw him he said my chronic pain was just a muscle injury and did nothing else about it like bestie are you sure you even want to be a doctor
#i've seen him twice since getting assigned to him from the wait list#the first time was just to say hello#the second time was him dismissing over a decade of pain#every other time i've wanted to see him he's unavailable#babe my darling why are you a doctor
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applying for internships could be a full time job
#cover letters are such a JOKE oh my god....i understand the need for a resume in this hell world. but why the cover letter.#you want to interview me five times before you decide upon selection or rejection and you cant even pay me??#hello darling i am antisocial and cruel and lazy and averse to doing work ! pls let me into your workplace for a million dollars per week#r's#and yes applying towards the end of the weekend is a stupid decision but if i dont do it now i never will
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Hahaa so remember liiike 3-4 years ago I said I’d come back wellllll 👉👈
Yall~
Let’s ignore all that and just know that I am very much back on this hell site!✨ and have soo much art and AU’s to share 👀
So stay tuned~~~
Wait and see✨
FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!
#chibiq#kate why#good omens#good omens 2#AHHH TAGS I MISSED YOU SO!! HELLO MY DARLINGS!!!#i have actually still been around this whole time mainly lurking LIKING things answering certain DM’s the usual#but aaAHHHH SEASON TWO DESTROYED ME IN ALL THE BEST WAYS NEIL CAN AND IT GAVE ME THE COURAGE TO POST AGAIN!!#so yupyup get ready for scribbles doodles wips and all that jazz of these ineffable idiots cause I havn’t stopped drawing them since 2019🤍🖤#seeee yall soooooooon *goes to fix up some older pieces*
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21 for the wip asks 🩷
21. Share 3 songs that would belong on a playlist for this chapter/fic.
the calling - the amazing devil
don't blame me - taylor swift
down - simon, trella
talk to me about the wip i’m currently writing
#this is Not TAT hahah#idk why i decided to make this hard on myself but anyway we are vibing#inbox#wildlivelychild 🧁#hello darling how are you!!
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OoOOFFFfff. 🥵
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nanami kento is the kind of man that makes people swoon without even realising it.
he's the kind of man to walk into a luxury store after work, suit jacket folded over one arm and a bouquet of flowers in the other -- his blonde hair still mostly perfect from the high-end pomade he uses. he scours the shelves, frowning to himself, while the attendants whisper and giggle amongst themselves near the tills -- an argument over who will be the one to talk to him, because he's intimidatingly pretty.
("just look at him," one whispers. "he's definitely buying something for a girlfriend."
"a wife," another disagrees. "c'mon. he's giving husband vibes."
someone hums. "but i can't see a wedding band."
"his mother, maybe?" says one other. "oh, i love when guys come in shopping for their mother."
"nobody's mother is getting a bouquet of a hundred red roses--")
eventually, one of them is volunteered as a sacrifice -- smiling and sweet as all attendants should be, she clears her throat. the others, crowded around the till, watch the exchange closely. "excuse me, sir. is there anything we could help you with today?"
her mouth is dry and her hands are clammy -- and when he fixes her with those narrow, burning eyes, her throat bobs.
"ah, yes." and his voice is deep and gravelly and drawling, and her stomach turns. she can only imagine what her coworkers are thinking -- hell, she can only imagine what she's thinking. her mind has stopped short. "my girlfriend likes this brand quite a bit. i thought i'd pick her up something..."
disappointment brews in her stomach -- and it's stupid, she knows it's stupid, because obviously a guy like that is taken. and -- she glances down at the roses -- obviously he treats her super fucking well. of course he does, because why wouldn't he? "oh, perfect! do you have anything in mind?"
"well, actually..."
he ends up buying one of the priciest gift boxes available -- fancy body care and perfume laid out in their signature boxes, decorated with ribbon and dried lavender -- no argument, no fight. he doesn't look for something cheaper, doesn't try to haggle or remove something to decrease the price. he adds, and adds, and adds -- and when she mentions a special offer at the till, a little add on for an extra 2000 yen, he accepts it readily. he inserts a black card into the card machine (of course, a black card), takes the beautifully wrapped bag, and thanks the girls for their services -- and just as he's leaving, his phone rings.
of course he answers the phone with hello, darling. of course he begins to ask his girlfriend about her day, the girls think with some amount of annoyance -- of course. maybe the curse of retail isn't entitled assholes expecting you to wait on hand and foot for them -- maybe it's the handsome men coming in to splurge on their girlfriends while you're painfully single and working for pennies.
#i.e. this is what i fantasize abt while working luxury retail#and of course reader is his gf likeeeeeeeeeeee#i could write about him forever#also hes not one of those men who doesnt know ANYTHING abt what u like#he knows what scents u like what textures u like your skin type your hair routine EVERYTHIGN#nanami x reader#kento x reader#jjk x reader#anime x reader#nanami x you#kento x you#jjk x you#anime x you#nanami au#kento au#jjk au
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I'm like. So lucky to have the friends I have. Y'all just. Don't get it. My friends are. So. So. So. Fucking awesome.
#ngl i have friends so incredibly amazing sometimes i feel a little isolated from the community#like. theres this whole thing where yall complain about how much youd like to be closer to your friends#or that they dont consider you as important as their romantic parter or just dump you to hang out with them#and tho ive been so scared for years that'd happen... it just doesn't? like.#the other day one of my friends told us she was really really nervous to introduce her crush to us cuz we were her family.#and ive had conversations with my someones that are like#'if i ever meet a person that doesnt understand our relationship then theyre just not for me cuz you are the most important ppl in my life'#LIKE????#even how we answer the phone. she says Hello darling. i say hola corazón (hello sweetheart in spanish)#even our conversation about getting old are like 'Yall we HAVE TO be in the same retirement home thats the only way i want to be old'#idkkkk why im telling yall this. i just love my friends
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I'd like for my heart to stop thumpi thumping so hard please
#hello anxiety my darling my dear i underatand where you are coming from and why you are here#but please it's been hours
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