#What for? What is this for? Scared of a big scary needle ya big baby

[chimcharstar]

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[fuckyeahnightmares]

D'ya ever feel like somebody’s watchin’ ya?

brat-demon submitted: 

My final big story. Which happened in the middle of my “hanging out in the attic” events before I completely ditched staying up there alone the winter after this happened. It was summer and I was just 16, Gunner (our old cat) had passed away, we were without cats at the time and we still had our dogs. I woke up to my tv all snowy and staticky. I hadn’t even had the tv on when I fell asleep the night before. It was just after the sun rose and it was about 5 in the morning. Wide awake (rare for me, I can barely wake up at 9 am).

My heart is racing and I’m so god damned confused and alert and aware of something in the room. The TV switches suddenly back to Cartoon Network and bugs bunny is on. I watch for a moment, trying to catch my breath. There’s no way I’m going back to bed, so I get up and go into my moms room. I wake her up and tell her what happened.

“You were sleeping, go back to sleep” of course she didn’t believe me! My mom is a hardcore skeptic. I don’t even think she believes in aliens.

I make my way downstairs and grab a bowl of cereal and turn the tv on to finish the episode of bugs and I’m relaxing, feeling a bit better about everything. The episode is the one where he gets messed up with that mad scientist who makes a Frankenstein monster of sorts and tries to kill bugs. Bugs addresses the audience “hey, d'ya ever feel like somebody’s watchin’ ya?”. I freeze as I hear three MASSIVE stomps in the hallway. BOOMBOOMBOOM, like someone is charging down the hall, a show of strength of sorts. The “you wanna go?” Stomp. I inhale and in the next exhale I hear a growl from my right in the bathroom, whereas the hallway is in the left.

Pinpricks, racing heart, that feeling of just before passing out is roaring through me within milliseconds. Everyone always talks about fight/flight in times of danger. Im a freeze and submit person. I can’t even swallow the cereal in my mouth, I can barely move.

I’m waiting for that tension bubble to pop. I’m waiting for something else to happen. Nothing did. Like someone popped a bubble with a needle, the tension broke and I was back to normal in a second, I felt nothing from the room. Nothing big, scary, “let’s scare the baby sister” happened again since. I think it/he/she comes around when it’s bored tbh.

Another random fact about the house. I took a taxi from a concert once, the only taxi I’ve ever taken actually. He was an older dude, around 70 I think. When I told him my street name, he paused and kinda laughed. As we got closer and I pointed out the house, he was shocked and told me that his mother was one of the first people to ever live in the house. Weird, right?

James: 9/10 Damn that bug’s bunny part is scary! Thanks for sharing the scares!

[lavender-hemlock]

Aw.. Shit, here we go again. (Questions below the cut because I’m not an asshole like the below.) 

@kazexvoss

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

Marie

2. How old are you?

23

3. When is your birthday?

October 7th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Libra

5. What is your favorite color?

Burgundy

6. What’s your lucky number?

7

7. Do you have any pets?

One dog

8. Where are you from?

The US-Tragedy-A

9. How tall are you?

Hahaha.. 5′.  10. What shoe size are you?

Size 6

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Probably over ten.. and more than half are boots. 

12. What was your last dream about? Asked by breaking-from-grace

13. What talents do you have?

I guess I have a talent for my empathy, art, and writing? Not sure what merits as a talent without being overzealous. 

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I’ve been called a witch because of intuition for emotions of others? Or being scary close to presuming things. 

Sadly can’t bend any spoons, stay tuned. 

15. Favorite song?

Toooo many. Music is too vast to pick just one, but I’ve been listening to Day Dreaming - Jack & Jack a lot lately. 

16. Favorite movie?

Probably the Phantom of the Opera version with Gerard Butler. 

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Someone who is capable of respecting the flow of my energy. When I need space, when I’m all for being close. It isn’t that I’m picky or moody, but I know what I need and also don’t need them being worried when I’m just being quiet and reading a book. It’s just a mutual respect and understanding. 

Ya feel? 

18. Do you want children?

Yeah. Which is weird to think about. I’m not in any rush. 

19. Do you want a church wedding?

I think it is right for me to pursue it, but kinda no. I want a venue probably really low key done up in lights, curtains, and simplicity that doesn’t need a huge budget. Its about the bond, right? 

20. Are you religious?

Yep, I am a christian. 

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

I have! I had a piggy bank get knocked on top of my head when I was little and my mom rushed me to the hospital. I think that was the first time I saw stars. Only time though!

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Yeeeeap. 

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Yes! I’ve been fortunate to meet a few bands and also see the cast of Fast and the Furious. I got to go on set for the 5th movie! I was lucky. 

24. Baths or showers?

Showers. 

25. What color socks are you wearing?

Black. I hate this question. I’m looking at only one person rn. 

26. Have you ever been famous?

Kinda? Yet I think famous in this way is very subjective? I had my old (and first) RP community for like eleven years. Its not fun when everyone knows your name, I’ll tell you that. You get put on a pedestal or get called terrible things if you don’t respond. It was a whack time. I don’t miss it. I was just famous for the designs I would put for the community and being like a “veteran” member with tons of “powers” (community bling). Blegh. 

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Nope. I admire those that do great things and gain that attention for the work they have put in, but its a double sword. Everyone knows your business and looks at you. Seems like a ant under a magnifying glass analogy.  

28. What type of music do you like?

I like a lot of pop/alternative. I listen to generally everything except some heavy techno/bass stuff isn’t really for me. 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Nope, don’t plan to. What if a snake bit my ass? How do I explain that to a doctor. 

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

3!

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

I have to pick one!?

32. How big is your house?

It’s modest. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Asked by Caewen!

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Yes! I have been trained to use one strictly for defense over the home. What a sad world. 

35. Have you ever tried archery?

No, but I wish!

36. Favorite clean word?

Cleaaaan? 

37. Favorite swear word?

Fuck. 

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Hahahaha 72 hours. I like sleep. 

39. Do you have any scars? Asked by Sangria-Fangs!

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Yeah! It’s.. okay. Kind of creeps me out tbh. 

41. Are you a good liar?

No. I would psych myself out. 

42. Are you a good judge of character?

Yeah. It took a lot of fuck-ups to figure that out!

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

Poorly. All of them. 

44. Do you have a strong accent?

No.

45. What is your favorite accent?

Gosh. British or Australian. 

46. What is your personality type?

INFJ. 

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

Boots! 

48. Can you curl your tongue? Cries. Asked by Caewen. 

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Innie. This is weird. 

50. Left or right handed?

Right handed!

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Don’t @ me. 

52. Favorite food?

Snow crab.

53. Favorite foreign food?

Italian. 

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

SO fresh and SO clean ~

55. Most used phrased?

”I dare everyday.” She says before she does something stupid. 

56. Most used word?

Ye. 

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

Anywhere from 5 minutes to over 30 minutes. There is no inbetween in this. 

58. Do you have much of an ego?

Either the biggest in the room or the smallest. There is no inbetween. 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

BITE. 

60. Do you talk to yourself?

When I’m trying to focus really hard. 

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Only to myself, yes. In my car and forgetting there’s someone in the car next to me? yes. 

62. Are you a good singer?

I’d like to think so. 

63. Biggest Fear?

Snakes. 

64. Are you a gossip?

No, but I’ll discuss, not spread. 

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Asked by Hingan-Fox!

66. Do you like long or short hair?

I like both!

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Unfortunately. 

68. Favorite school subject?

Literature. 

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Kinda inbetween. Ask me on a random day, it may be one or the other. 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

No but it sounds cool!

71. What makes you nervous?

Confrontation. 

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Kinda. 

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

It depends on the thing. If its not my place, I won’t. If they’re ignorant, it depends if its worth it. If they deserve it- passionately. 

74. Are you ticklish?

I will stab you. 

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Nope

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Yep!

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Yeeeap. 

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Mary Jane. 

79. Who was your first real crush?

A boy in kindergarten who drew me cards everyday and left them in my desk each morning. ; ; 

80. How many piercings do you have?

None! Needles and I do not work out. 

81. Can you roll your Rs? 

I can’t even curl my tongue and now I get this question. 

82. How fast can you type?

90 WPM average. 

83. How fast can you run?

Fast as fuck boi. I’m just memeing now, aren’t I? Just trying to get through this. I don’t think anyone will get this far. 

84. What color is your hair?

Dark brown!

85. What color is your eyes?

Green-blueishhhh. Depends on the day/lighting. 

86. What are you allergic to?

Wax and bees. 

87. Do you keep a journal?

I used to until someone read it lol. 

88. What do your parents do?

Work? 

89. Do you like your age?

I kinda have to? 

90. What makes you angry? Asked by Caewen! Oo boy. 

91. Do you like your own name?

Yeah, I’d say its just fine. It’s mine.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

Jace and Claire. 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Happy with either.

94. What are you strengths?

Empathy, understanding.

95. What are your weaknesses?

Patience (depends), Failure. 

96. How did you get your name?

They said they just shouted it out until they figured they could say it everyday for the rest of my life and not get tired of it- and the meaning is pretty. 

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

I don’t think so. Never looked into it. 

98. Do you have any scars? Asked by Sangria-Fangs!

99. Color of your bedspread?

White.

100. Color of your room?

White, greys. I like snow and furs and lights. 

Now, after all that- I am clearly no bitch @kazexvoss. Do yours. 

[stephfights]

MRI, Ports and chemo...oh my!

I know it has been a while since I blogged but it has been a very busy few days!  

Lets start with last Wed.  I went to get my breast MRI.  This was going to tell me if the cancer had spread to anywhere else in my chest.  Me being scared of needles was a problem because they had to do the test with contrast.  So Chris and I went in a little early to get the IV started.  And it was a breeze!  The woman was so nice and had no problem getting it going.  So I’m thinking lets do this scan and get on with our day!  Yeah....any of y’all ever had a breast MRI?  They called me back and put me in one of those glamorous and breezy robes.  then march me to the MRI machine and tell me to lay down on my stomach.  Now at this point most of TN has seen and/or touched my boobs and these ladies are trying to hold this size XS gown on me to protect my dignity.  Look people...my dignity is long gone.  Hell, if you want to video this procedure at this point come on!  Let’s go!  So I jerk the gown off and plop down on this table face first and stuff my boobs into two cut out holes in the table.   These ladies are cracking up at this point as they adjust and pull and tug and get me exactly the way they want me.  Flat on my stomach, boobs in 2 holes, face in a little hole and arms stretched out in front of me like I’m Superman.  Sexy!!!  They tell me that I cannot move.  If I move I am going to mess up the scans and will have to start over.  Then they move me backwards into a tube.  Whew....I have never thought of myself as claustrophobic but sliding into that dark tube started messing with my head.  They put an emergency button in my hand and told me to hit it if I needed something.  The tests begin with lots of loud noises and them telling me to breath between each round.  On one particular round I took a nice deep breath and my butt cheeks literally touch the top of this tube.  I start freaking!  I mean...as a fat girl the last place you want to be is stuck naked, face down in a tube when you die!  Just as I am about to hit my emergency button one lady says we are are injecting the dye now.  Wham...it hits me like a freight train!  I am literally breathing it out my nose and tasting it in my mouth and my stomach starts rolling!  I bang on the emergency button and they come running in asking what is wrong.  I am yelling get me out of here I am going to puke!  And they tell me no.....you read that right...they told me no.  Satan’s henchmen are holding me hostage in this tube!  In all seriousness they told me that there was 9 minutes left and I would be done.  If I got out then I would have to come back and do it all over again.  I did not want that.  So...I literally shut my eyes and started thinking about what yummy restaurant Chris would take me to when I was done.  And it worked.  I made it.  I will have to do another one in a few months after the first round of chemo is done but I am not going to worry about that right now.  The Dr. called that night and told me that the results were good.  There was no more cancer anywhere else.  My chest wall was clear, my right breast was clear and my lymph nodes were clear.  One more hurdle was crossed.  And I was thankful. 

I spent the next 4 days hanging out with friends and family.  Monday morning rolled around and it was time to go have surgery to have the port put in.  I don’t have a crazy story for this one.  I honestly don’t remember much about it.  I know the nurse missed the first time she tried to put the IV in and the person ahead of me cancelled so I was taken back to surgery before my parents even got there.  Apparently I was very angry with the recovery nurse because she wouldn’t let me lay flat down and she wouldn’t give me a drink....even though my mom says I was very “firsty”  I don’t remember coming home or anything else about that day.  I’m guessing I slept pretty good!

Tuesday morning sucked major balls!  I was in a tremendous amount of pain from being cut open...once right below the collar bone and once in the side of the neck.  I was still groggy and exhausted from the previous days surgery and I had to start chemo.  The last thing I wanted was for anyone to touch the port but here I was at the ball crack of dawn looking at another one of Satan’s henchmen holding me down by my collar bone and trying to pop the catheter in place and not miss!  I cried like a baby.  A big baby!  That was freaking painful!  If I could have punched that lady in the face I would have.  But I know now she was just doing her job.  I guess I should apologize for the curse I put on her afterwards.  But anyway....after that lovely start to my day I went for the infusion.  They put Chris and I in a tiny room with a crappy pleather hospital recliner for me and a white plastic/mesh chair for Chris.  Not as bad as I have seen but I’ll be honest....I was disappointed.  I was hoping for a Lazy Boy.  But we did have a really nice TV and DVD player.  My chemo nurse was really nice and started explaining to me how everything was going to go.  I would be receiving 4 different types of chemo.  They broke down into 1 hour, 1 hour, 1 hour and a half and 1 hour.  So a total of 4 1/2 hours at the very least.  They started bag #1, Chris and I high fived and we started a movie.  Bag #2...I fell asleep and Chris finished the movie.  Bag #3...now here’s the fun part.  This certain type of chemo causes neuropathy in your fingers and feet.  To try and counteract it you do ice baths.  You literally put socks on your hands and socks on your feet.  Cover them all with baggies and stick them in ice for as long as you can stand it.  Now if you haven’t tried this then you need to haul your ass to the freezer and get you some ice and party down!  It is a blast let me tell ya!  I never knew how strong I was.  I lasted a total of 1 hour and 20 minutes in the ice.  That’s right....ya girl rocked it!  I swear I have never seen Chris look as proud as he did at that moment.  Bag #4...that was scary.  They started bringing in other bags of emergency equipment in case I had an allergic reaction or my heart stopped.  Chris took my hand, kissed me on the forehead and they hooked me up and we waited.  Nothing.  I had no reaction at all.  It was smooth sailing.  The only word I know to sum it up is THANKFUL.

I came home after my long chemo day and crashed.  I remember waking up the next morning and thinking “hmmm....I don’t feel sick“  Then the next morning...still not sick.  I am post chemo day 5 today.  I have only been sick for 1/2 a day and have had a little diarrhea for 1/2 a day.  I did have some bone pain for about 3 days.  I feel okay.  I am VERY tired and struggle to hold my eyes open sometimes.  But I am so happy that I am not puking my guts up or in terrible pain. 

Chris, Clayton and my parents have been SO good to me.  I don’t even have to ask for anything.  Clayton was worried that the medicine was not working because I have not been as sick as we prepared for him to be.  We told him that so far I am one of the lucky ones and we are going to be thankful for one more day that mama is not sick.  I have received many gifts and cards and I cherish each and every one.  My brother is keeping Amazon busy sending me special things to keep my spirits up. 

Nothing I drink tastes good.  The Dr. Pepper bottling company is probably going to come burn down my house because it tastes so horrible to me now.   All meat except red meat taste terrible.  I tried lemon drops and that was like sucking on a penny.  I have a metal taste in my mouth and my urine smells like chemicals.  But I am alive.  And today was a good day.  That is all I can ask for.  One more good day. 

Love to all,

Steph

[imthejokercard]

STRANGER THINGS 3 SPOILERS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

So as I watched the newest season of Stranger things I jotted down the things I took note of and loved and just felt. In order as they happened

Here they are

MOM STEVE

“Hey dingus, your children are here” ITS CANON

“Oh really?” *continues flipping the light switch harder* *lights come back on* “let there be light”

Will’s PTSD😢

The cat bobble head in the car and Dustin’s mom looks longingly at it💕💕 RIP

Hopper getting parenting advice from Joyce

Robin giving Steve a strike out board with girls

“Maybe I’ll just kill Mike, I’m chief of police I can cover it up”

ELEVEN’S OUTFITS AND HAIR💕😍

Billy and Mrs. Wheeler🤮🤮

STEVE AND DUSTIN ASDFGHJKL I WILL DIE

“How many children are you friends with?”

MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL

MAX AND EL SHOPPING, MAX AND EL SHOPPING

Oh my days just let Will play D&D

“And I only have $3.50 so it’s hard” big mood

“I’m the chief of police”

Just. Let. Will. Play. D. &. D.

Will is the most precious I cannot

Hopper Hangover™

Hopper didn’t even get dried off before he started getting dressed and I’m upset

Dustin’s believes all evil Russians are tall, blonde, and don’t smile

Steve deserves the best (not Nancy) and I believe that Robin is the best

YOU IDIOTS JUST STOP BEING MEAN TO WILL HES TRYING TO HELP YOU

WILL DESERVES THE WORLD

Get it Robin, you go girl crack that code

As much as I hate Nancy these work men of hers realllllly suck

Joyce and Hopper’s friendship is amazing and it needs to stay a friendship that’s the tea

Will struggling with loosing the only friends and the closest friends he has is hard and hits my heart. I love that boy

These poor deputies never have a clue what is going on and they probably think that they are crazy

Are there any managers at the Scoop Ahoy? Or anyone else who actually works there??

Why does everyone always say that someone is schizophrenic when something crazy happens

What is Hopper wearing🤦🏻‍♀️

I love that Hopper picks up the Mayors name plate when he talks to him

HOPPER BLACK MAILS THE MAYOR

also the mayor did cocaine

AND THE MAYOR BLACK MAILS BACK

“Who ya callin? The police?” THE SASS JOYCE💕

Is Hopper seriously about to cut the mayors finger off?!

“I think Tom was on drugs”

“No color bones remember?”

“Oh yeah he’s got some disease .... cryo -cry- something he’s missing bones and stuff he can bend like gumbo”

“TOUCH MY BUTT I DONT CARE”

Lucas’s sister is so so so annoying

These kids are seriously too mature they are going through too much at this age ugh the need a childhood

Steve being completely relieved when Erica made it to the place safely ♥️ I’m soft

“If you die, I die” 🖤🖤AHHHHH

Nancy sees this lady’s heart rate going up so fast but does nothing???????????

Billy. Is. A. Psycho.

Therefore....^^...Dacre Kayd Montgomery-Harvey deserves an Oscar for this (or Emmy or whatever)

SHE THREW HIM THROUGH A BRICK WALL

“My groin, I fell on my groin, DUSTIN!”

Poor Hopper did not need this Russian man to beat the living daylights out of him (again) but alas

AND POOR JOYCE a machine gun?! Really?!

MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL

“Redirect your stream please“

“Seatbelts” *puts two kids in the trunk*

Dude I am loving Alexi

Alexi is just sippin his slushy😊🥤

JOYCE IS A QUEEN

STEVE DID THAT. HE WON HIS FIGHT! AGAINST A RUSSIAN SOLDIER NO LESS! Go big or go home

All these fight scenes are awesome

I just love how the Steve and Robin team are just pushing Russian guards out of their way as they are running

This receptionist lady is a mood!

This flesh monster reminds me of Hubert Cumberdale The Real Live Flesh Boy

DANG EL

Dustin and Erica’s nerd conversation

She spit in his face I REPEAT she SPIT in his FACE

“Brain damage isn’t real Mike made it up”

“Look to your right” *looks to his left* big mood

*faced with a large dangerous looking needle* “DID YOU EVEN CLEAN THAT THING?”

Robin and Steve calling scary Russians morons

Ohmydays Steve’s little I told you so shrug ugh I’m dead

I stan High!Steve and High!Robin

Okay so Murray just telling them to pull over and rip their clothes off to get it over with ...A+

Max skateboards so she is an expert in deep gauging wounds

Robin trying to explain the title of Back to the Future to High!Steve

I’m calling it now, Lucas’s fireworks plan is what saves the day

Okay the talking in the bathroom....Steve isn’t talking about Robin and I’m scared

Okay he was, phew

Dang it, I liked them together

ALEXI NO

I love watching with subtitles *men groan* *carnival music plays*

YOU KNEE THAT MAYOR IN THE BALLS

😂that guy in the background after Joyce punches the mayor “yeah, lady!”

HOPPER GOING DOWN THE SLIDE🤣

Suzie is going to be a Russian just wait

DEM BULLET PROOF VESTS AINT GONNA STOP A CAR

Murray can’t handle the fact that these kids are smarter than him

If Joyce feeping dies I’m going to lose it

“A solid B, which is laudable, given the situation and time constraints” is my new excuse for anything (especially school)

Scoops Troop😍😍

El is pushing herself too hard. Baby we know you CAN do it but that doesn’t mean you should

I love it, they are sending their only Russian speaker away, real smart

Joyce’s Hopper impression is spot on

I stan Detective Byers

YES STEVE ! YAS HIT THAT CAR FIGHT THAT BILLY

SuZiE

FIREWORKS 💥 CALLED IT

BILLY NO

El did NOT just lose her father

Joyce just can’t catch a break

Oh NOW the Calvary arrives

They showed a picture of Barb!

They aren’t bad singers

El doesn’t have powers anymore?

He just called himself her dad I’m going to cry

[bugsrepellsgant]

OKIE ive been kicking this au around my brain for months so here’s an outline or whatever

WORKING TITLE: toki and pickles travel cross country to california like kermit and fozzie in the muppet movie OR toki and pickles do america

TL;DR toki and pickles are both 17-ish, the year is 199X, theyre hauling ass to socal to audition for SnB, but instead they accidentally get dethklok together and fall in love :-)

pickles has freshly stepped out and couch surfed his way to greenbay, and just managed to scrape together enough cash for a bus ride to minneapolis (going east to go west is counterintuitive and dumb but so is american public transport) BUT THEN

toki’s one-ish year out of home, has scraped together enough money working for runke to apply for a passport but once he gets to the offices oh no!!! he doesn’t have any proof of citizenship! and he’s a minor! aw fuck now he’s gotta stow away on an oil tanker cus staying isnt an option (yes this is paddington now)

he lands in boston harbor, gets far enough inland on foot and by ferry until he reaches GREEN BAY, WI and he’s a day or two of panhandling away from meeting the ticket fee BUT THEN

its friday night which means its fucking college football night which means SHITTY COLLEGE BROS HAVE DESCENDED UPON THE CITY!

pickles gets briefly needled for being short and ginger but u know he Lives hes been getting this kind of shit forever. HOWEVER toki is immediately singled out as a funny lookin, high voiced, gnome hat weirdo with an accent and he’s trying to laugh along ??? ha ha?? but its so Bad and pickles feels Bad but he’s gotta get outta here-

Oh God one of the bros tried to to take toki’s guitar away and toki flipped shit and its a fight now!! he’s outnumbered but our boy pickles intervenes!!! they’re winning? OH GOD SOMEONE CALLED THE FUCKING COPS

escape! safe; breathless in an alley; “hey whats yooooour name???” “toki!” “heheheheh toke-ki >B-)” “?????” “im pickles” “you namesed pickle???? ‘,:-/“ bla bla bla oh u play guitar? i play drums but i like guitar too there’s a band in LA i wanna play for ya wanna come with???

a car is obtained at... some point

and OH BOY DOES HE!

a long series of shenanigans occur! our boys get stopped, turned around, detoured, misdirected, all kinds of classic farce bullshit, later on we make and pick up friends at pitstops! a fellow highschool dropout with a killer voice in kissimmee, the best guitarist youve heard in your life dodging swedish mandatory service in chicago, a dude with the stankiest bassline (and feet) that side of the mississippi in the texas panhandle, a TOTAL buzzkill geek of a harvard freshman on summering at his family villa near denver, a cool headed, smart as hell, fuckin julliard composer in training who produces music FOR FUN visiting her family in downtown phoenix.

oh my GOD what is seth fucking DOING HERE is that lady his GIRLFRIEND is she PREGNANT what the HELL GO HOME IF YOU TELL MOM WHERE WE ARE ILL KILL YOU DEAD

seth’s also hanging out with this other guy who seems...... cool? you think? fun, talented, good at guitar like both our boys, pickles’ kinda guy to be honest? there’s something about him thats hard to trust though.

sharing hotel rooms, sleeping in truck beds, they get curious about each others lives? pickles clocked toki as a weird hick at first blush, and tbh he was right but? he went to highschool with farm kids and knows farm kid-weird from weird-weird and toki’s WEIRD-weird. and sweet. and funny. the polaroid in toki keeps of a man and a woman, the man in a reverend’s hat, makes pickles scared to ask. especially since toki’s been cool enough to mind his own business.

toki’s fascinated by pickles’ bouts of righteous anger. unlike runke, his rage has energy and intent, and the stunt he pulled in green bay was so nice and so COOL! he’s one such real cool guy with a cool leather jacket and cool hair... but Why is he so mad all the time? why does he drink so much, it doesnt even taste good? why does he STEAL drinks when they have no money? what happened to toki’s nice, cool, brand new friend pickle? something like what happened to toki? but? pickles is so Cool and Nice and NORMAL and toki is so Weird and Stupid and Wrong in ways toki’s horrified to let him discover. its better not to ask him, he guesses.

feelings get stronger as all the bad things come to light. crying hugs are had. pickles drops what was going to be bus money on a replacement V for toki and toki drops his panhandling dough on a goldtop for pickles.

WE FINALLY GET TO LA AND......? what the fuck

the glam/hair scene is dead in the water. Snakes n Barrels supernova’ed. no more audition. no more career. shit shit shit.

but all the friends weve made along the way are here for our boys! they’ll just start their OWN BAND!!!! TAMPA! MORDHAUS! DETHKLOK’S A-GO!! everythings comin up milhouse!

our boys are Officially *an item* and they ride into the sunset together, stirrup to stirrup, side by side. big gay kiss. the end :-)

OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPEN:

amber goes into labor during one of seth’s drop in visits and everyone gets emo about family as a concept, pickles and seth gave a heart to heart, no one is too metal for feelings when the baby comes bc life is beautiful

magnus pulls some scary/mean bs but its nothing too awful and theres forgiveness and lessons learnt and stuff.

the duel! but theres THREE GUITARISTS?????!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE FOUR?

toki and pickles will both have religious drama but pickles’ drama is more of a sidenote in his list of Issues (pickles’ family is probably catholic and i was raised catholic and i GOTTA project. i GOTTA)

lgbt themes because IM GAY and THEYRE GAY PRRRRBBBBT

murderface? finds love?? GAY LOVE???

this post is too long g-g-g’byeeeee!

[fairyfairypie]

tagged by @theprettysettersclub, thank you!!

1) Are you really ready for 93 questions?

yeah!!!

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?

,,,uhhh no?? ive never been in a relationship?? so no i guess?

3) Who did you last say “I love you" to?

idk probably my mom

4) Do you regret it?

nope :DD

5) Have you ever been depressed?

Yeah

6) Are you a boy or girl?

Girl~

7) Who is your best friend?

@peppermintstars buT SHE DOESNT GO ON TUMBLR EVER WE MADE A TUMBLR AND U NEVER CAME BACK ON

8) How do you want to die?

idk lol probably not very painfully but aware of it??? if that makes sense

9) What did you last eat?

Ahhhh idk what it’s called but it’s like watery rice except that makes it sound really bad,,, it’s called xi fan but idk what it is in english (apparently its rice porridge) 

10) Played any sports?

well i skate and im learning volleyball;; and i used to swim, dance, and do gymnastics + more but i quit every sport within a month of trying it so :/

11) Do you bite your nails ?

YES, SO MUCH ;-;

12) When was your last physical fight?

never??? i dont fight a lot???

13) Do you have an attitude?

no?? not really??

14) Do you like someone?

yah but they don’t exist lol unless u count kpop idols 

15) What is your real name?

Eileen ^^

16) Are you gonna get high later?

no???

17) Do you hate anyone at the moment?

not that i can think of rn, no

18) Do you miss someone?

not off the top of my head, no

19) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?

??who cuts spaghetti??

20) Do you tan a lot?

uh no?

21) Have any pets?

if i did, they’d be dead, but no

22) How exactly are you feeling?

like,,, nothing rn 

23) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?

yeah i do it a lot when im busy

24) Ever made out in the bathroom?

no ??? ive never made out ???

25) Would you take any of your exes back?

no exes,,,,

26) Are you scared of spiders?

who isn’t?? spiders are scary whether dead or alive

27) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

of course!! it’d be cool!!

28) Do you regret anything from your past?

yeah, a lot of things

29) What are your plans for this weekend?

uhh i’ve got my regular weekend schedule, then I have to go to @orangejuicymatsu‘s house for some kind of dinner party, then I’ve got a syncro competition on Sunday-Monday

30) Do you want to have kids?

kids scare me, no

31) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?

my mom!!

32) Do you type fast?

not horribly fast, but not too slow either

33) Do you have piercings? How many?

no, but piercings look cool

34) Want any more?

yeah, maybe some ear piercings when i get older.., needles tho

35) Can you spell well?

nopee

36) Do you miss anyone from your past?

not really bc i can remember probably three ppl from my past

37) What are you craving right now?

ice cream

38) Ever been to a bonfire party?

not that i can remember,,,maybe

39) Have you ever been on a horse?

probably, but horses r big

40) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?

no??

41) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

not that i know?

42) Have you ever been cheated on?

can’t be cheated on if you’ve never been in a relationship

43) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

no...

44)Would you live with someone without marrying them?

yeah of course my parents lol

45) What should you be doing?

HOMEWORK

46) What’s irritating you right now?

my complete inability to do homework

47) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?

no not really

48) Does somebody love you?

idk ???

49) What is your favorite color?

PINKKKKK

50) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?

ya

51) Do you have trust issues?

well idk honestly

52) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

yeah i think so

53) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?

,,,i have no exes

54)Who was the last person you cried to?

i honestly have no clue lol

55) Do you give out second chances too easily?

yeahh 

56) Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forget

57) Is this year the best year of your life?

its 2017, no

58) What was your child hood nickname?

i’ve never really have a nickname

59) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

no

60) Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 

yea

61) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 

uhh read fanfics lol

62) Do you socialise often?

not too much but i do sometimes

63) What is bothering you?

I STILL HAVENT DONE MY HOMEWORK

64) Have you ever been out of your state?

yeah,, ive been to over 30 states 

65) Do you play the Wii?

not really

66) Are you listening to music right now?

yeahhh

67) Do you like Chinese food?

I eat it everyday, eh

68) Do you know your fathers b- day?

UHm i think its September 21st ???? no lol

69) Are you afraid of the dark?

well yeah

70) Is cheating ever okay?

no

71) Are you mean?

not usually no

72) Can you keep white shoes clean?

not really lol

73) Do you believe in true love?

yeah

74) Do you like the outside?

yeah!!! esp when it’s warm or sunny or just nice weather!!

75) Are you currently bored?

not really but kinda,,, 

76) Do you wanna get married?

idk maybe

77) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

no thats kinda weird to me

78) Are you hungry?

no but i want sweet food lol

79) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?

no...

80) What makes you happy?

my friends, my followers, ppl who r cool and nice, anime, cute things + more

81) Would you change your name?

no not really

82) Ever been to Alaska?

no, but im going this summer

83) Do you watch the news?

no lol

84) What’s your zodiac sign?

Aries~

85) Do you like Subway?

its okay, better than mcdonalds

86) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

no bc that was my mom

87) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

freak out lol

88) Do you talk like your friends?

do i? a bit yeah,, ive noticed lol

89) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?

all the time in public 

90) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

not that i can think of

91) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

one of the alexs -.- 

92) Does it matter if your boyfriend smokes?

eh i mean,,, a bit

93) Can you count to one million?

well yeah but im not doing it rn

ey so im tagging (you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to):@ruyi, @orangejuicymatsu, @fadeslikewhispers. @yolkygoblin, @yew2, @mothsky, and anybody who wants to do this! 

[will-you-be-my-savior]

asks for 08/16/18

spooncryptid asked:

Good morning Tommy! How ya doing?

Tom: *mouthing why me?* what do you want cat freak?

spooncryptid asked:

I just wanted to hang out! Like friends!

Tom: *sigh* do whatever you want.

spooncryptid asked:

So what’re you doing?

Tom: prepping the suit for it’s first flight test.

spooncryptid asked:

Oo! That sounds fun!

Tom: it’s not fun, it’s dangerous… you probably wouldn’t know the difference though, would you?

spooncryptid asked:

I mean sometimes danger is fun, not always, but this sounds like a fun danger!

Tom: … i’m not doing any weapons testing yet. i’m just testing to see if it can get off the ground and hover.

spooncryptid asked:

Ye! Flying sounds fun!

Tom: not when there is a very real risk of explosions.

ew-unfinished-au asked:

What kind of flight mechanics are on the suit?

Tom: The back mounted rockets give lift through guide channels that run the thrust away from the body and down while the boots allow for directional control based on their angle and individual output.

spooncryptid asked:

Like fireworks!

Tom: maybe if fireworks were filled with blood and viscera.

spooncryptid asked:

Well I can’t handle big noises, you have fun with your fireworks! Imma go find Matt

Tom: good luck finding him. he’s doing an “exercise” with the new recruits. he’s basically playing hide and seek, except he’s always the one hiding.

anonymous asked:

Sounds like it might have been hard to set up. I hope the test goes well.

Tom: … me too.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh! I’m good at hiding! I’m not the best at finding though. maybe I’ll uhh.. darn, there’s no one else that tolerates my existence

Tom: just wonder around for a bit, the soldiers will eventu-

???: FOUND YOU!

Matt: good job! now report to your superior your thought process.

???: yes sir!

spooncryptid asked:

WOA!! Oh! Hi Mattie!

Matt: wha- oh! hi weird cat! *energetic waving*

Tom: prince! what have i said about hiding in my work room!?

Matt: not to…

Tom: and why not?

Matt: because it’s dangerous and i could hurt myself…

Tom: and?

Matt: and i forget to lock the door…

Tom: exactly.

spooncryptid asked:

That was loud! I got spooked! You spooked me!

Matt: OH! i’m sorry!

Tom: whatever… prince you need to leave. i don’t want you getting hurt if this thing blows.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s ok! Loud things happen, can I hang out with you?

Matt: i don’t see why not.

Tom: remember, don’t bring him into the restricted section.

Matt: got it!

Tom: repeat.

Matt: don’t bring him into the restricted section.

Tom: good.

spooncryptid asked:

Oo, what’s the restrict section?

Tom: matt?

Matt: the place visitors aren’t allowed to go!

Tom: good.

Matt: *happy bat noises*

spooncryptid asked:

Well I’m not a visitor, I live here too! In the trash cans!

Tom: are you signed up as a soldier? if so we need to take a look at ALL the personnel files. there is no way something like you would get through the vetting process.

Matt: but you don’t have Clarence?

Tom: clearance.

spooncryptid asked:

No! I don’t wanna go to the vet!

Tom: … only soldiers?

Matt: with the proper clearance may enter any restricted areas.

Tom: excellent.

Matt: *very happy bat noises*

spooncryptid asked:

If it means going to the vet I don’t wanna go to the restrict section!

you have just given tom a very powerful weapon. he won’t forget that. matt drags you away with him.

spooncryptid asked:

So what do you wanna do Mattie?

matt is confused. he’s just taking you with him to do his daily jobs. his next job is delivering medical supplies from storage to the med bay.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh! I probably can’t help with that

Matt: oh thats fine! i don’t need help.

(it will take about three more asks to get to storage then two more to get to the med bay)

spooncryptid asked:

What are we bringing over?

Matt: bandages, needles, drip bags, just normal medical stuff.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, I don’t like needles

Matt: thats okay too, i don’t have to take them out of the crates or anything. i just have to move them.

anonymous asked:

How often does the med bay need supplies delivered?

Matt: not too often, they only really deal with accidents on base. and things like red’s injury maintenance.

spooncryptid asked:

What kinds of injuries happen on base?

Matt: not much. mostly just recruits making mistakes in training or burns and cuts from research and development.

spooncryptid asked:

Have you ever been injured on base?

Matt: … do paper cuts count?

spooncryptid asked:

I’d think so! Paper can be evil!

Matt: yes paper is evil and mean! here you go.

???:thank you, prince sir. would you like your daily drink?

Matt: i think i’ll wait until dinner today.

???: of course sir.

spooncryptid asked:

Ooh, are you a prince?

Matt: *wistful sigh* i wish, but no, that’s just my code name around base.

spooncryptid asked:

When Tordie takes over the world is he gonna make you a real prince?

Matt: that would be lovely. *wistful smile*

spooncryptid asked:

Where would you want to be prince of?

Matt: red said it would all be one place when he was finished… so there.

spooncryptid asked:

Ooo, prince of the whole world

Matt: that sounds so luxurious! *happy bat noises*

spooncryptid asked:

You could do anything you wanted!

Matt: yeah!

spooncryptid asked:

What would you wanna do if you were a prince?

matt is content. he just shrugs.

spooncryptid asked:

I’d turn into a normal cat again

Matt: why would you need to be a prince for that?

spooncryptid asked:

Well I’d have to be able to find the person who can turn me back, and I can’t do that right now, if I was a prince I probably could!

Matt: i guess i never thought of it that way.

spooncryptid asked:

Yea, also I’d be able to make her do it, cuz even if I could found her now she wouldn’t do it

Matt: her?

spooncryptid asked:

She’s the one that made me an ugly potato baby!

Matt: does she have a name?

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t think I ever learned her name, if I did I don’t remember it

Matt: that’s too bad. maybe we could have helped you find her.

spooncryptid asked:

Really? You’d do that?

Matt: i don’t see why we wouldn’t!

spooncryptid asked:

I mean you and Tommy are the only ones who don’t completely hate me.. I mean, I don’t understand why even you’d go out of your way to help me

Matt: red says it shouldn’t matter what our personal opinions are we should always help if we can.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh.. I mean, I still feel like I’d be an exception to that rule, I haven’t been the best to people since I’ve been here

Matt: you could always ask him yourself. he’s in his office if you wanna.

spooncryptid asked:

He really doesn’t like me though, what if I get yelled at?

Matt: … so long as you just got to the point and asked he’d be pretty calm.

spooncryptid asked:

I dunno..

Matt: i mean you don’t have to. i just think it would make you feel a little better.

spooncryptid asked:

He’s kind of scary

Matt: why? what about him scared you?

spooncryptid asked:

Death threats and insults, I’m usually fine with it but talking about Her makes me feel things more

Matt: well… i’m almost done here, do you want me to come with you?

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, yea, that would help

Matt: alright! lets go!

spooncryptid asked:

Ok!

matt picks you up and rushes off to tord’s office.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh, am picked up! That’s.. it’s ok?

matt got a bit over excited… he put you down outside tord’s door.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm, ok, we can do this

Matt: yeah.

Tord: *through the door* prince? you can come in.

spooncryptid asked:

//hides a bit behind Matt//

Matt: *shifts into a bat and flutters into the room clinging to tord’s back*

Tord: … well alright then… oh! what do you need?

spooncryptid asked:

//cough// uh, hey there.. Tord, good to see you

Tord: … did you need something?

Matt: *squeak*

spooncryptid asked:

I was just, uhh, I mean.. I-I was wondering if um... //nervous shaking// y-you uhm.....

Tord: *whispering to matt* does it have a point that it will be getting to.

Matt: *affirmative coo*

spooncryptid asked:

I-I’m uhh..... I-I don’t wanna be an ugly potato baby anymore.. um... I-I wasn’t before.. so, uh....

tord is waiting.

spooncryptid asked:

Th-there was, uhh.. I was- I can’t... //nervous silence// I-I’ll just go! sorry!

Matt: *SCREECH*

Tord: just calm down. really what do you need?

spooncryptid asked:

It’s nothing! I’m just- uh, I need to go find Pat and see if he’ll set me on fire again, right now, at this moment

matt screeches again as tord presses a button that closes and locks the door before raising an eyebrow.

spooncryptid asked:

Nevermind, I can die here, that’s fine too

okay stop. your doing the opposite of what Matt told you to do. what’s goin’ on here?

spooncryptid asked:

Tord spooky, emotions hard

Tord: that i understood. keep going.

spooncryptid asked:

I.. I-I just came in here to say that I can’t give you any candy today cuz my wittle paws hurt, that’s it! I’m just a bit more useless than normally!

Matt: *HISSSS*

Tord: i don’t like being lied to… i can tell you’re nervous but this is getting ridiculous.

spooncryptid asked:

If you let me out I’ll just go get run over by a car and stop wasting your time

Tord: that would upset matt. so no.

spooncryptid asked:

I just... //tears up// I-I don’t wanna do this!

Tord: … to… fucking… bad…

spooncryptid asked:

I’m fine! I don’t need it! I’m happy! //tries and fails at blinking back tears//

Tord: *glares*

spooncryptid asked:

I-It doesn’t matter!! It’s nothing! P-Please just let me go

Tord continues to glare at you as he grips the pen he’d been holding so tight it cracks down the middle and finally snaps in half… it was metal… in his flesh hand..

spooncryptid asked:

//flinches at the pen breaking// p-please it doesn’t even matter... y-you’d think it’s stupid

Tord: you have… one… last… chance.

anonymous asked:

Are you seriously playing the pity card after what you did dude?

he knows there will be consequences if he goes to far… so hush.

spooncryptid asked:

//chokes back sobs// I-I was a n-normal cat a-and I just w-wanted to be normal again!

Tord: *blinks* oh… is that all?

Matt: *affirmative nuzzle*

spooncryptid asked:

//ugly cries on the floor//

Tord: oh… oh my…

Matt: *worried squeaks*

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

//sniffling// C-can I go find a c-cliff to jump off of now?

Tord: no. matty batty would you be a sweetheart and go find somethings for me?

Matt: *affirmative flutter*

Tord: thank you. i need my necronomicon, tommy’s magic book and a first aid kit please, i seem to have metal and ink embedded in my palm. *unlocks and opens door for matt and closes it quickly*

spooncryptid asked:

Wh-what? What’re you gonna do?

Tord: look into if there is a magical fix for your problem. i haven’t tried to do magic in years but it’s worth a look.

spooncryptid asked:

Y-you’re gonna help me? W-why would you care?

Tord: someone should always be able to ask for help. and so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else they should always receive it.

to that anon i told to hush…

spoon was giving me an opportunity to demonstrate something very difficult yet very important. an aspect of tord’s character that i had yet to really show and i wanted to capitalize on that. i apologize if i came off as rude or as if i was picking a side.

spooncryptid asked:

B-but... I thought you hated me?

Tord: what i feel towards you should not impact how you are treated.

spooncryptid asked:

That doesn’t make sense...

Tord: how so? you are a sentient being. you deserve everything any other sentient being receives.

spooncryptid asked:

I’ve hurt you and others, why would I still deserve help?

Tord: because, being an ass doesn’t make you any less then anyone else.

Matt: *squeak*

Tord: ah thank you. you can set that stuff on the desk. we can get started once I’ve dealt with my hand.

spooncryptid asked:

But wouldn’t you try to stop people who hurt you so they don’t do it again?

Tord: wounds mend. sometimes they get ripped open, but that doesn’t make a new wound, just makes it take a little longer to finally scar.

spooncryptid asked:

But what about hurting other people? You don’t know if I’ll still hurt people after this

Tord: you’ll be a cat. a cat with no claws. what are you gonna do?

spooncryptid asked:

I could still bite people!

tord finds it funny that you think that would scare him.

spooncryptid asked:

I mean, what if I got rabies or something and bit someone?

Tord: then you would be dying too…

spooncryptid asked:

I’d still be hurting someone!

Tord: okay. shut up. if i went by your logic i’d want most of the world dead. i don’t by the way.

spooncryptid asked:

... I don’t deserve help..

Tord: are you alive?

spooncryptid asked:

I guess??

Tord: then you deserve help.

endragoneel asked:

(is it okay to jump to tom?) hey tom! how’s your work going! it seems really rad!!! you e been working hard! have some tea-!

Tom: … uh… good… thank you?

(just so long as you don’t just randomly leave a conversation it’s fine)

endragoneel asked:

sorry for randomly popping up like that- i’m just excited to see your work! it looks awesome!

tom is flattered.

endragoneel asked:

you meantioned earlier you were gonna test it? :O!

Tom: yeah i just finished the first flight test. i’m about to start making adjustments.

endragoneel asked:

sounds exciting!! good luck with it!

you confuse tom at the same time as you flatter him. he likes you but thinks you’re a lot to handle.

endragoneel asked:

oh- sorry i try not to be overwhelming, but sometimes i can’t control it— can i watch the test? i’ll stand over there

tom doesn’t know where you’re gesturing to but it doesn’t really matter as he’s almost do-

tom exploded.

endragoneel asked:

no-! ah... is he okay? he can come back if he’s dead if not, right? SHOULD I GO GET EVERYONE?!

you act like they didn’t hear. yes he’ll be fine, he just needs to grow his legs back.

endragoneel asked:

i cant really help with that, can i... what should i do then?

not stand in any door ways… tord isn’t gonna stop so you can get out of the way.

endragoneel asked:

yeah... maybe i could fix the coffee maker if there’s nothing else? i could probably do that

as the only ones who drinks coffee tord and pau would appreciate that.

endragoneel asked:

it makes tea and hot chocolate too-! let me see— ah! it overheated. i wouldn’t worry tho, there’s plenty of parts around i could use (if i have permission?)

you’d have to ask tom, who’s unconscious… and bleeding out…

he’s lucky only the boots were out or tord would see.

spooncryptid asked:

WHAT WAS THAT SOUND IS THE WORLD ENDING?????

tord did not appreciate having that screamed in his ear. the moment he gets to the lab he’s dropping you.

anonymous asked:

oh no... i’ve come at a bad time >~<; -shy anon

not really… tom’s gonna fine in like half an hour.

(don’t be shy shy anon you are welcome here)

spooncryptid asked:

I have no idea why he was carrying me but ok

he wasn’t gonna leave you alone in his office.

spooncryptid asked:

That’s fair

you have been dropped rather abruptly. tord can’t hold you and open the door.

spooncryptid asked:

Ouch

if tom weren’t bleeding out tord might have cared.

spooncryptid asked:

Sounds fake but ok

i said might.

endragoneel asked:

oh, well luckily i didn’t much extra parts, i asked another soldier, they said yes! do, good news is that machines fixed! (i got some tea, your chamomile is excellent) bad news is, well... *sips tea* you know

tord does not appreciate your humor. he’s glaring.

endragoneel asked:

sorry tord, i don’t mean to be insensitive, i’m still new... how about i find out what else i can do to put myself to good use. Pat, what else can i do?

pat: *surprised* you noticed me? most people don’t. i’m sorry what was the question?

endragoneel asked:

what can i do to help? i just got here and tord already doesn’t like me... but i did fix the coffee machine!

pat: pau will be glad to hear that you fixed it. to help? could you go grab us a meal from the cafeteria, a big one, tom is going to be quite famished when he wakes up.

dudawakmax asked:

Ha ha... this is a bad time to come back.

tom will be happy to see you when he wakes up though and tord has relaxed quite a bit. matt wants a hug.

dudawakmax asked:

*hugs Matt* It’s gonna be fine buddy, Tom is strong.

Matt: duda!

Tord: hello again. we know but it still gets to us at times to see him like this.

Tom: *groan*

endragoneel asked:

sure! i’ll go see what i can find-

Pat: protein is best.

dudawakmax asked:

Funny how you guys used to hate me. Author-Chan sends kisses, she hopes Tom get better soon.(I wish I could use magic or something to help Tom, but I doubt the mod would let me)

Tord: we never hated you, we just distrusted you. you didn’t make the best first impression.

Matt: hi author-chan!

tom: … ow.

(did no one read the rules post! i actually MADE A RULES POST! its in the important info.)

endragoneel asked:

alright! i guess i’ll just ask if all else fails-

yes.

endragoneel asked:

i’m back- how’s everyone? here’s the food! *hands tord two trays* also, someone gave me this to give to matt

Matt: i’m not supposed to take food from strangers.

Tord: it’s okay blue can eat it, right blue.

Tom: fine. i need to regain mass anyway.

endragoneel asked:

this isn’t from me, a random person told me to give to you, matt... it’s packaged!

Tord: even more reason for the immortal one to be the one to have it instead.

Tom: most myths about vampires are just that but some are true.

Matt: i need to be careful not to eat too much garlic and to avoid certain types of mineral water.

endragoneel asked:

i don’t know what it is! but please be careful! how’re y’all holding up?

Tom: better, my legs have grown back, i just need to regain some muscle mass before i can walk again.

Tord: i’m okay too, just needed to calm down. sorry about the glaring and all, i was a bit… tense.

Matt: i’m hungry! i’m gonna go to the med bay and pick up a snack.

endragoneel asked:

oh! i think that’s what the package was matt! also, i’m glad y’all are okay <3

Matt: still can’t. sorry.

Tord: who the fuck sends blood to someone?!

Tom: at least it will make it easier to transform the mass into a usable form.

spooncryptid asked:

I hit my head and passed out, what’s going on?

tord dropped you on your ass.

spooncryptid asked:

I’m just making an excuse for disappearing, I guess my tiny legs just couldn’t keep up with everyone else being fast

Tord: oh quit complaining tom didn’t even have legs.

Tom: no matt carried me here, you were the slow one.

spooncryptid asked:

Ah, everyone hates me, finally things feel normal again

Tord: hate is to strong a word for what we feel for you, more like mild annoyance.

Tom: pat hates you, we just don’t really like you. there is a difference.

endragoneel asked:

well we could forget about it... tom do you need anything?

Tom: at the moment? just time. and maybe another blanket, its kinda cold here without matt.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh! I can be warm! //starts attempting to climb onto Toms bed//

tom picks you up and drops you between himself and tord.

(they all sleep on one huge bed at this point. if they didn’t matt would have night terrors, tord wouldn’t sleep at all and tom would be to restless an paranoid to even close his eyes.)

spooncryptid asked:

Why am I being picked up so much today?

Tom: because you small and slow?

Tord: *yawns* yeah, pretty much.

spooncryptid asked:

Well yea, but I was also small and slow on other days and I wasn’t picked up at all

… have you not noticed them warming up to you at all? i get that it can be hard to tell with tom but you must be able to see it from matt and tord.

spooncryptid asked:

Yea but it’s just the change from not really being physically integrated with at all one day, and being picked up by all three of the bois the next

think back to the show… how often was tom LITERALLY THROWN INTO SOMETHING BY HIS FRIENDS… these boys are grade a assholes. they found you annoying yes but tom and tord used to find matt annoying. also, you fed tom and you showed weakness to tord. matt just likes picking things up. your actions over today and yesterday did this. you fit in just fine. (also tord wants to keep you as a pet when he figures out how to change you back to a normal cat, if you wanted to stay of course.)

endragoneel asked:

i have another blanket! here~ stay warm! how’re you feeling now?

Tom: admittedly better, thanks.

endragoneel asked:

how’re paul and pat?

they are a couple rooms over getting ready for bed. you can visit if you want.

anonymous asked:

aaah >~> i’m back... it seemed better at this time- shy anon

yep.

spooncryptid asked:

//cuddles Tom// am warm! Am useful!

Tom: very *yawn* useful

anonymous asked:

lmao can i m!ask tom to be stuck in a monster form (once he recovers of course uwu) for 10 asks? like one that’s pretty big but small enough to fit in the base

… technically yes, but… mod t is under a lot of stress right now and art is not their main focus so it would still be just written responses for a little while longer. also ten asks seem to pass really fast on this blog… you still wanna do this?

endragoneel asked:

if everyone’s sleeping i think i’ll call it quits for the night- wait matt is still there! i’ll go introduce myself then

matt is on his way back from the med bay after having a midnight snack.

endragoneel asked:

hey matt~ i’m ever! *puts hand out so he can shake it*

Matt: ever what? *shakes hand very confused*

endragoneel asked:

Ever is the name! short for Everey! it’s a bit confusing and there’s lots of puns haha - how’re you?

Matt: puns?

(you’ve made matt very nervous. tread carefully.)

endragoneel asked:

oh uh... don’t worry about it! how’s life on the base? i just got here and it seems really rad !

Matt: life is good! better… good!

dudawakmax asked:

Nope! No puns! Not here, not now

Matt: DUDA! *squeezes*

(this is how he will always greet you.)

endragoneel asked:

oh! a person appears! the famous duda! nice to meet you<3

Matt: yeah duda is the best! they made tom and tord feel better after they had a “red” day.

dudawakmax asked:

Hey! Its nice to meet you. (Love ft too ❤) *hoop Matt* heya matt! How are you feeling?

Matt: *blink* boop!

(matt has returned the boop. he is very happy.)

endragoneel asked:

they sound very nice! hope i can help like that someday... i don’t think tord likes me that much...

Matt: … i kinda hope you never have to. but your willingness to try is sweet.

anonymous asked:

lmao (guess lmao anon is mah name) sounds good! i expected text... if ten asks goes too fast how about TWENTY YEEHAW

alright, i’ll start tomorrow cause right now he’s asleep.

endragoneel asked:

i didn’t mean it that way... well anyway, what’s your favourite thing to do here?

Matt: it’s fun to put on different uniforms and exploring the base! if my make-up is good enough they don’t recognize me and i get to learn how to do something new. every one is really nice here.

anonymous asked:

lmao he’s gonna be pissed when he wakes up

not really. his monster form is more natural to him than his human form. but he will get kinda annoyed when he remembers in his pure monster form he doesn’t have thumbs.

anonymous asked:

oh no they’re asleep >~< -shy anon

tom and tord are asleep. matt pau and pat are still up for a bit longer.

dudawakmax asked:

Awn! This new person is so sweet! I like them!!

yes they are! duda meet ever, ever, meet duda.

endragoneel asked:

that sounds fun! can we try it? also, very nice to meet you duda !! : D

Matt: maybe in the morning, i’m gonna head to bed soon. i don’t want to have to sleep alone after red and blue wake up.

endragoneel asked:

i should head to bed too! g’night! sleep well!

Matt: sweet dreams!

dudawakmax asked:

Goodnight honey!! See ya tomorrow

Matt: night. *yawn*

spooncryptid asked:

//whispering// hi Mattie, I’m useful!

he literally just walked into the room, saw you there and shrugged before picking you up, again, taking your place on the bed and plopping you onto his chest. he was out like a light.