#WTF WHY IS SEBBY CRYING

[lesbolordo]

G'day r u aight ? Cuz I'm not.

The Hogwarts Legacy fandom lacks something. Very much.

Where the fuck are my genderbent meow meows ??? I want to see Seb with big tatas and Ominis with pretty nice thighs in witch I can die between-

I want to see Poppy as a cute beast lover boy and Imelda as a hot Quidditch player wtf ?

Urh, so much potential wasted 😔

Anyway I tried genderbending Sebinis thinking about that.

I made several headcanons about them because I have nothing to do with my life but think about Women.

Sebastian :

If Sebastian was a girl, I'd have no name for her. Really. What is the female version of Sebastian ? Urh.

Anyway, if she was a girl Anne would be a boy, obviously.

I feel like Sebby would be a chubby-buff girl. She's strong in all third ways : Is a bit round and could beat your ass with and without magic.

She was very close to her dad and so she hates Solomon even more after her parents die.

I feel like one summer she suddenly got curves and took some weight and Solomon -being Solomon- was too awkward to ask her her new size of clothes so he just tried something : spoilers, all of her clothes are too small but she doesn't seem to care much and since she only hangs out with Ominis -blind mf- nobody really tells her that her shirt is begging for help, threatened by her big tatas.

Honestly, girl or boy, Sebastian would beat your ass -or try to. He's not one to differentiate boys from girls after all.

Often deemed unladylike, "behaves like a boy". She doesn't care, she never will, move on.

She's self conscious about her height -even Masc! Seb is to me- and so she lies about being 160 cms tall when she actually is 159 cms tall. I see some Poppy inside of her, small but feisty... I think that these two would be friends, boy or girl.

"Fuck around find out."

Hates dresses. Unpractical. Ugly. She will wear dresses only for Ominis. End of the discussion.

What is going on with her hair ? No one knows. Legend has i that in the morning if you pay enough attention, you can hear the birds that accidentally got caught in it

She'd wear the boys uniform.

Ominis :

Even as a girl Ominis is the mom friend. Always looks worried and tired, but don't worry she could very well beat your ass if she wanted to.

Unlike Sebastian she comes from an aristocratic family and so she behaves "properly" for a lady, but only because it's the only thing her parents await from her : As a woman she is deemed less important -Ominis hates it- but at the same time they leave her alone most of the time.

I do not have a name for Fem!Ominis but she could step on me either way.

Fabulous lashes™️.

She may be taller, but only because all of her damn curves went into her height : flat as a wall, no ass, and very much thin like her masc version. Her depression may be chronic, but her ass is microscopic.

Speaks well, could end your career with words, won't be afraid to do so. But don't you dare bring your fists to the fight, because Sebastian is always behind to save Ominis from breaking a nail -and committing murder.

Pretty hair in appearance, but do not touch it. Under. Any. Circonstances. I'll let you ponder why. Her mother loves to put ugly hats or accessories in her hair, Ominis hates it but apparently Sebastian finds it funny and pretty, so she leaves it on. Being blind, she learned very early one way to style her hair and now she ALWAYS uses it. Because she doesn't know any better.

Long elegant pianist fingers, just like her boy version. Can and will use them to either hurt you or make Sebastian cu- Cuts her nails short. More like Sebastian does it, Ominis lies saying that she can't see she can't do it herself -Sebastian believes it.

Doesn't mind dresses. Prefers comfortable clothes, may be girls or boys.

"God let me live another day. And I'm about to cry about it."

She's tall -both for a girl and a boy- but she knows Sebastian is self-conscious about her height so they don't talk about it.

She'd wear the girl's uniform.

Now that I'm done please do give me genderbent! HLC. Especially Fem! Versions because I love women.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[youranxiousnerd]

The Transformation Thoughts

bc hsmtmts said gay rights

spoilers below

yesss seb doing the recap

wait did seb just say he was crying?!?! give him a hug 

cow baby!!!

wow miss jenn and seb having a civil conversation

Natalie is back!!

ej and ricky with the mask

kourtney’s outfit!!!

ashlyn’s outfit...

ahh so the awards and the show are separate, good, that’s how it works

RICKY’S SHIRT!?!?!?! 

i love it

ricky is lgbt do not try to convince me otherwise

ASHLYN IS SINGING IT IS BEAUTIFUL

like pop off

ricky and the mask

that mask is the true villain in season 2

“Belle, I-” flops

Ashlyn is carrying the scene, she is such a good Belle

how is ricky allowed on stage oh my god

the cap

that damn mask

“It’s okay, it was just my face”

Miss Jenn is hanging on by a thread

finally some ashlyn and ricky content

“Which they will” buddy have you faced the music? Have you seen Ricky?

“I think I might have been playing Troy at one point”

Miss Jenn needs help from someone who isn’t a teenager

“Mother is freaking out” High school theater at it’s finest

“There is math involved”

“OH” 

sassy seb

i can’t with east high’s tech crew, what are you doing?!?!

and why are the actors figuring out the tech stuff?!? i’m sure kourt, big red, ashlyn (she knows all), and seb (he lives on a farm) know what to do. 

the crew cannot be that bad

btw here are my thoughts on this scene

guys it is ashlyn’s house not yours

portwell shoulder bump

ASHLYN I LOVE YOU

OH SO NOW YOU HAVE DRILLS

WHERE WERE THEY WHEN THE TECHIES STARTED USING GLUE ON PLYWOOD!?!?!?!

I WANT ANSWERS

i. cannot. with. this. show.

lily wtf

“is this too weird” yes

like why?

lily like actually shut up

big red’s “wtf”

let her be evil damnit

“i’m just not well liked here” i wonder why

that was really weird, anyways

“he gets weird around tools”

me too

no give big red the drill he knows how to use it

someone write a fic about the girls and seb’s chaotic target run

why don’t you have a blackout and dramatic music and lights for the transformation, i know it isn’t award level but if done right it can be pretty dope

“I don’t know if my parents will be okay with me being at a co-ed sleepover”

“Chip, this is your mother speaking, go call your mother”

HE DID THE FINGER GUNS

GAY TABLE SIT AND FINGER GUNS THEY DID THEIR RESEARCH

ashlyn’s bucket

CARLOS GAY TABLE SIT

OH MY GOD

they’re so gay soulmates

let big red have his skateboards

“i need to talk to seb at some point but it can wait” honey no it can’t wait seb is on the verge of a breakdown

wait they havent talked in a week

Im a hypocrite ive been dancing around someone for three years

“You’re still at school”

“I’m worried about my children” “She means us”

such a high school theater thing (like i got married during high school theater, we had a family tree)

“ah, Sebby”

“Now I’m pretty sad” give him a hug

the girls ship seblos

“But, I guess he has to be, out of default, right... there’s not a lot of choices for a boy like Carlos, here, at East.”

alright here come the tears 

why...why couldn’t he say “gay” or “queer” or “lgbt”?!?!

“Not so good at saying the feelings part out loud”

shiz that hit close to home. 

Seb is just making me cry today, isn’t he?

wait so we’re just going to change the subject? coming from a queer person, opening up about your problems about your sexuality is hard. like, there are things that happened years ago im just telling people. 

“You’re my sister, he’s my cousin”

it seems everyone except nina knows about the chocolates. imagine gossip time when gina told people write a fic

Nini just stop talking. It wasn’t a big deal, simple mistake. Not everything has to be big and dramatic

and wasn’t she just asking about Gina and Ej? 

Nini for the love of god it is not something to read into.

“The farmer type”

Ash and Red exchanging gossip

wait... why are they texting about this?

“Why wouldn’t he say something to me?” It’s a hard conversation to have. “hey are we together just because i’m your only option?” 

“Okay, pretty boy” HE CALLED HIM PRETTY BOY

RICKY!!!!!!!!!!

!!!

carlos and gina chaotic siblings

give ej a hug 

“Sweet boy”

im so glad the guys are talking about their feelings.

Why a sleepover? It’s more of a hangout.

“Verging on failure”

jennzara therapy

slowwww burn

you go from hand holding to fist bump

disney please release an acoustic version of “let you go”

so it’s just carlos and ricky chillin’ at big red’s house?

do not play let you go for nini

do. not.

“You guys are a hallmark movie”

for once ricky is being smart

“the look on your face when you were talking about Seb tonight” smiles

he is so whipped

“I think you and Seb have something worth fighting for...bro”

that was so sweet and then there is bro

i love this show

“Sorry, I’m adjusting to being called bro” 

him and seb being awkward about feelings... that is a high school relationship

i love ricky in this scene

“Yeah, let’s just write”

ASHLYN CALLED BIG RED BABE AWWWWW

nina shut the actual hell up

“It’s in the costume shop, somewhere” mood

“Thank you, 15″ THEY SAID THE THING

GAHHHH

I LOVE IT

howie and kourtney oh my god what is happening

 “and begging”

“hi” he’s so nervous oh my lord.

he is so awkward around seb 

it’s like a switch

“Do you want to get risotto with me sometime” OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

GINA BABY HE LIKES YOU 

GINA HONEY!!!

AWWW THAT WAS ADORABLE

PORTWELL YESSSS

gina’s little run

“Am I in trouble?” 

they’re so nervous 

oh my god its time

“You keep it all bottled up” GUYS I CANT ARGGGG

can ricky just like, go behind a curtain?

“lookin’ for our kind of love” carlos basically just said “i love you”

seb is so whipped like look at him?

they’re so in love

seb’s little eye role at “in a heartbeat, i choose you”

the hands omfg

oh my god they’re going to dance

SHIZ THE HOMECOMING SUITS

I WAS RIGHT

OH MY GOD

SHIT GUYS IM DYING

gah the hands i cant

carlos is leading i love it

the tie

a tie just killed me

im combusting

You’re honor, they’re in love

i really thought carlos was going in for a kiss he is probably getting one later

i like how the dance isn’t big, it’s small and a little awkward bc right then it’s just them.

THEYRE SO IN LOVE HOLY SHIT

damnit big red

big red is legally required to interrupt almost kiss moments especially if it’s an lgbt kiss bc we cant have two in one season

in a heartbeat is so cute. Frankie showed UP this season with the vocals. there is no way that was all acting bc they looked so in love.

I...I love it

the lyrics are perfect

In a Heartbeat and Let You Go are probably the best OG songs of the season

“Siri, add In a Heartbeat to my gay sob playlist”

these boys are just serenading each other left and right 

“Yeah” 

so it’s just “yeah”!?!? That’s it!?!?! Seb could have least kissed him on the cheek or did they use all their kisses?

I love the song and love the scene, but there is so much more to discuss. Are we going to brush over the fact that Seb literally had an allergic reaction and didn’t get help because he didn’t want to disappoint Carlos!?!? Are we going to brush over “no, seb” and seb feeling like he has to get carlos big things!?! One “yeah” doesn’t erase all that. I’m hoping we get closure, proper closure, not a joke. 

In conclusion, only one thing was settled (Carlos loves Seb for Seb, not because he is the only out guy in school).

“Seb and Carlos suffer their first fight” effing liars

BTW it looks like they filmed the dance scene with the homecoming suits and normal outfits so disney release the footage

Ricky is the biggest Seblos shipper

“Bro”

you morons. are you using rigging without an adult there?!?!

im pretty sure that isn’t allowed. only trained people were allowed to use the rigging. it should be Natalie since she did it in HSM

you should have gotten mats are something or stand in a circle

gahhh

RICKY

OH MY FRICKING GOD

NO ONE RAN THEY JUST WATCHED WTF

WTF WAS THAT ENDING

UMMMMM NO

i legit have no words oh my god 

they just killed the lead

you guys saw the rope you should have ran 

you should have gotten mats or blankets or something just in case

rigging is difficult, set rigging and people rigging

EAST HIGH WTF

Looks like the sleepover is going to be in the ER

My gay heart is full but my theater heart is screaming. The episode went by really fast. I liked it, like a lot.

To answer the question, no, I am not okay @organic-guacamole and we will have a theater kid sleepover

[sebloswolfstar]

I did HSMTMTS season 1 commentary during a Instagram commenting war, and these are the highlights part 2

1.

"RICHARD, GET YOUR SHIIITE TOGETHER"

2.

"SEB SWEETIE NO, BUT YOU ARE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD"

3.

"Your cousin is awesome EJ"

4.

"SEBLOS SEBLOS SEBLOS SEBLOS"

5.

"GIVE ME MORE SEBLOS OR I'LL CRY"

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GETTING ANY SEBLOS AT ALL UNTIL EP5 LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN"

"BUT HEY, TURNS OUT NOT ONLY WAS SEB AND CARLOS CRUSHING ON EACH OTHER"

"JOE AND FRANKIE WAS CRUSHING ON EACH OTHER TOO LIKE WTF"

"I LOVE THEM"

6.

"DANCE IS FOREVER HELL YEAH IT IS"

"CARLOS IS RIGHT HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT"

7.

"EJ is your not big brain cousin"

8.

"CARLOS MISS JENN CARLOS MISS JENN"

"CARLOOOOOOOOOS MY PRECIOUS BOYYYYY"

9.

"Impressive Mr. M"

"Miss Jenn, lying is not nice"

"Jenn Jennifer😂"

"Benjamin Mazzara, I know you're gonna talk bad bad to Carlos and I'll want to stab-stab you for it"

10.

"This is before the most iconic solo in the whole Status Quo aka Sharpay"

"And I now realize why they hid it from us CAUSE WOW SEBBY"

11.

"DON'T DO DANCE DIRTY LIKE THAT MISS JENN"

12.

"Ashlyn is a queen. I've said it so many times but yes"

13.

"Carlos? We love a king"

14.

"Well it was techincally Gina that stole it"

15.

"NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU RICKY"

16.

"We stan bff's that steal for each other😂"

17.

"Best bros. Best bros. They don't know how to be best bros"

"They despise each other😂"

18.

"CARLOS MY (SEB'S) BELOVED"

19.

"MR MAZZZARA, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR."

"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ATTACKING MISS JENN, IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HURT THE SELF-ESTEEM OF A STUDENT"

"YES MISS JEN"

"OKAY, SEB, YOU READY TO BEAT MR MAZZARA UP WITH ME?"

20.

"CARLOS HASN'T HAD ANY FRIENDS OR ANYONE WHOS' GIVEN HIM A SHOT UNTIL NOW"

"Tho I do have a feeling that the reason Seb and him weren't friends was either because Seb just started at East High. Or 2. Seb was too shy to talk to his crush"

21.

"17 new once? No no 16 new once and a crush"

22.

"MR MAZZARA SCREW THE F OFF"

"YESSS, I'M SO SAD THO, CAUSE CARLOS PROBABLY HAD A BREAKDOWN LATER MY POOR BOY"

23.

"Infinity + 1 haha lol"

24.

"EPISODE 4, LETS DO THIS. ONLY ONE EPISODE AWAY FROM ONE OF MY FAVES OF THE SEASON"

25.

"SEB SEB SEB SEB SEB ASHLYN ASHLYN ASHLYN ASHLYN BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED"

26.

"SEB SEB SEB I LOVE YOU YOU LITERAL ANGEL"

27.

"Seb looks really good tbh. He probably trying to look good for a certain choreographer👀👀👀"

"Carlos come get your mans, he's looking like a snack for you"

28.

"Oh no I hate Ricky's mum"

"YOU COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL RICKY WAS DONE AT SCHOOL?"

29.

"CARLOS MY BOY"

"Also, looking good I see. He's a fashion icon though"

30.

"Poor Ricky, like actually"

"Poor lad"

"Could be tomorrow, too funny at a sad time"

31.

"SEB IS ADORABLE, AND IS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT WHAT IS BEING PERFORMED RN"

"Nini- aggressive. EJ- gonna get murdered. Seb- actually an angel, playing piano like a king. Carlos give your mans some praise"

32.

"You know what they say, Miss Jenn"

"The best way to someone's heart"

"Is through their 4th and 5th rib😇"

[howldean]

42, 21, 31, 12 for the fandom askssss uwu

Totally McGoatally! Thanks nonny

42.  List and link to 5 fanfiction authors who are amazing: Oh god, only 5? Ummm ok let’s see (oh god this is hard)

@jawnloxk / @sahloo-folinaa Ash is my absolute king. Their writing is amazing, and their brain it large and powerful

@insertmeaningfulusername *wistful sigh* oh to be as spectacular as Steph. (My brain: KcchhhchhhHHHH! Me: No, come on, say something intelligent like how great their fics are!)

@consultingcriminal JJ MY DARLING absolutely iconic, amazing, spectacular gremlin with great ideas and great fics

@hellfre surprising literally no one: Syd. Because honestly, what more do I have to say, than Trans Charles Xavier  *simps harder*

@consultingking I’ve finally gotten around to starting the Grosvenor Gang, 8 chapters in and it’s *chef’s kiss*

BONUS: YOU!!! Yes, you, if you write, you’re amazing

21. What was the first fanfic you ever wrote?

The first think I’ll admit to writing (and the first thing I actually completed) was a Loki platonic oneshot because I was lonely and want them to be my best friend and spouse. It was actually kind of cute. 

31.  What’s the nicest thing someone has ever said about your writing?

I’ve had some really good ones! It makes my heart go *blep*  The reassurances from betas and friends are immeasurable, and the comments I get are spectacular, here are some favorites:

This is so fucking cool oh my god, thank you for this awesome piece of writing! 

- part of the first ao3 comment I ever got! This miiiight be my favorite, because it was the first support I got from someone I didn’t know (at the time- hi zachary) and that made me feel so amazing

you talented whore shut the fuck up

Ash, beta reading for me like a king 

Why doesn't this have more kudos? This is perfect! *showers this place in kudos*🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 ALSO HOW DARE YOU?! I STARTED CRYING MIDFIC!! THIS WAS PHENOMENAL?! WTF IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!? IM SO FWUCKEN HYPED?! PLEASE LET MY BABIES BE HAPPY BEE!

...JJ 

I. LOVE. THIS. AND. HOW. DARE. YOU. BUT ALSO. SEBBY. SAD. MAKES. BRIAN. GO. BRRR. Your writing is amazing luv, keep on going, this is wonderful, you captured their relationship in a single one shot and I congratulate you!!!! I love the way you made them. They're so fwucking adorable!! My heart can't take it. Goodbye world. Bee's talent killed me.🖤🖤🖤

aaaaand JJ again (seriously honey I adore you and you bring me so much joy)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW thats amazing. im very proud.

loki-is-alive-and-gay (on wattpad and insta) I love her dearly

I’m just going to stop there before I paste every single comment I’ve ever gotten. Because they’re all my favorites, and EVERY SINGLE ONE kills me with love

12. Who is your current OT3?

GOOD ASK NONNY, GOOD ASK I’ll always adore the (John centered, V group) Sherlock, John, and Mary polycule, because I love how chill Mary was about her husband’s boyfriend coming back from the dead. And she KNEW not to make him choose between them, and Sherlock-Mary solidarity is the best.

That’s that! Thanks again, sorry for babbling for an unnecessarily long period of time <3

[yuhimananimegurl]

Sebastian Meets Ceil’s New Yorker Cousin

Oh my lord, I’m watching black butler and i just had this vision! What if Ceil had a cousin from New York, and Sebastian is so confused when she comes in using our little New York lingo lol

You were on your plane to London to visit your cousin Ceil Phantomhive in his mansion. It had been a long trip but you were so excited to go there. As a child you always wanted to go London, or at least Paris. So when you heard from your mother that you could visit him, you screamed “YASS!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!” So you can imagine the smile plastered on your face. If anything some people you saw, were a little freaked out at how big you were smiling. You were a very likable person, so you made small talk with people next to you, in front of you, and even behind you. You even had this particular flight attendant who would always cater to you. And yes, the people in your isle noticed it too.

When you arrived you were in awe. It was so beautiful! You had never imagined such beauty in just one place. New York was nothing like this. But you still missed it regardless, after you were greeted by a man a little too formal for your liking when getting off the plane. Even though it had been 4 years since then, when he offered to hold your hand ‘for the steps are gravely steep madam’ you swatted his hand and said “Don’t touch me! cOrOnA vIrUs!!” He was very confused while you silently laughed at your own joke.

When you were down from the plane, and out of their somewhat of an airport, you were so confused on how the hell you would get to the manner. So of course, even as people still wondered what the hell your doing, you asked Siri for google maps. Some people were confused, and some were scared, when your little ‘thingimabob’ started talking back to you!

When you finally reached the manor you were like “BITCH?! HE IS ONLY THIRTEEN! NOT EVEN MY CONDO IS HALF AS BIG AS THIS! WHAT THE HELL?!” And of course saying it the weird way New York taught you to say it, your pronounced it as ‘hail’.

You kicked the door open and screamed “I’m here bitches!!” You saw Ceil and this strange tall ass man, standing right next to him. Before you even greeted Ceil, you turned to this man with a visible WTF face, and you said “Oh HELL NO! Who is you?!” And of course Sebastian was so confused he didn’t even answer. Instead he whispered to Ceil “Is this even our guest?” Ceil sighed. “Welcome cousin! I see you are very bright today! And for clarification, this is my humble butler Sebastian.” “BITCHYOUGOTABUTLER?!” You blurted out. Sebastian had no idea why you were talking like this, so out of plain curiosity he asked “Excuse me, I do not mean to intrude, so my apologies, but why do you speak like.. well... that?” “Oh my lord. It’s cause I’m from New York. teehee.” ‘Interesting’ he thought. He was in so much confusion it hurt when you said, taking this weird thing out of your pockets “Yo my cousin got a fuckin BUTLER! Bish I am poor as hell, like money went YEET. I’m done I can’t even.”

“What is a yeet?!” he almost sobbed. “Again I’m from New York. That’s just how we speak.”

He was hurting, from the confusion he had throughout the whole day. Between you say this “Um chile anyways so” to you looking at the tea’s he made and replying with “What the hell? Oh uh uh. This is why I brought Taki’s and some Pepsi.” he almost cried when you pronounced hell, as ‘Hail’. “Young Master, i really do not understand, this so called ‘Modern Lingo’ that your beloved cousin is using.” When he looked at you, you were on your phone screaming at it saying “YUHHH GETT INTO IT OIKAWA!!!! AHHHHH KAGEYAMA!! OH MY GOD ITS THE GIANT SALT SHAKER!!!!!!” You were practically screeching.

Over the next few months you were staying there, he learned to love that about you. The fact you didn’t care what they thought, the fact you payed no mind to those who stared. You weren’t as enthusiastic as you were on your first day here, but he definitely wouldn’t say you changed at all.

He always greeted you in the mornings by your preference, ‘The My Hero Academia intro’. He caught on pretty fast, what a ‘Weeb’ was, and that you were a major one.

This particular night, you were sleeping and he came to check on you. He knocked but you hadn’t answered, so he assumed you had been sleeping. As he walked in, he saw you on your bed balling your eyes out, with your knees to your face. He was the most worried he had been in quite a while, although he hadn’t a clue as to why. After all, you were only his Young master’s cousin. Correct?

“Mistress? Why are you crying?” he asked in concern. You were to busy crying to realize he had walked in, so as you lifted your face up you jumped before, wiping your tears and assuring him you were fine. Of course he didn’t believe you, he wasn’t blind, you know? You know? More like Yuno Gasai! Ok I’m gone. He walked over to your bed. and sat down beside you. since he had no idea what was happening he assured you “If you do not wish to tell me, you can keep it to yourself. I shall respect that.” You and the Black Butler grew close over the few months you stayed in the manner. “So please, trust me when I say, it is okay to cry. Do not allow me to stop you. Please, let it all out.” And with those final words you were sobbing, in his arms while you both lay on the bed, while he was gently rubbing little circles into your back. Needless to say, you both fell asleep in each others arms. Something Sebastian rarely does, is sleep, so this was something that never happens.

When you woke up, you were cuddled into his chest, while his arm was wrapped around your waist, pulling you into a slight hug. A tint of red crept upon your face, as you lay there silently cuddling into his embrace.

Although you would have loved to stay in the butlers arms, you had checked the time and it was 8:15... Which meant... “I only have fifteen minutes to get ready for class.” You whispered quite annoyed. You had gotten up as quietly as you could, and slipped on your slippers. the black butler must have been EXTREMELY ULTIMATELY ULTRA SUPER ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLY tired, if he didn’t even budge. Honestly you were lowkey surprised, he didn’t wake up yet. So you made your way to the bathroom to get ready, and you quickly did your hair, and put on a white shirt with the prospect I think that’s what it’s called of Isaiah in the back, and the words written in rainbow “GOD GOT ME”.

As you walked out of the bathroom, you heard Sebastian groan, to soon realize how ‘late’ it was. i don’t know, he just has that sense okrr?

“Oh my goodness! Why the hell am I up this late? What if the young master needs me?” So to tease him you said, “Yeah you are pretty late. If i hadn’t woke up I would’ve been mad late to online class Sebby...” You said with a disappointed duck face. He learnt what it meant when you used ‘mad’ in a sentence. Disappointed in himself he said “Mistress! My deepest apologies! I have gravely failed as a Butler. I am immensely disappointed in myself..” Sebby I was kidding. I don’t give a damn if i’m late to class anyways. I hate them, they mad annoying.” Even so! How could the young master forgive him! He slept in and had failed his duties as a butler, he cannot explain how sorry he is an- “Oh my god Seb it’s not that big a deal! If he gets mad, i’ll shut him up. I feel like smackin him on the head today anyway.” You interrupted his rant.

“Even so, please accept my apology.” He bowed. “Yeah yeah, i accept. Now get the table ready I gotta show my face on camera. It’s the least you can do. And i’ll ask Mey-Rin if the little ass is sleeping. If he isn’t i’ll take care of him. If he is.. I got a little surprise for him...” You stated mischievously. “Gladly mistress.” And with that he was off, to get everything ready for you in the living room you spent most of your time in.

When it was around 8:20 you had already been informed of Ceil. And as you thought... He was sleeping... You had already set up a Bluetooth system in his room, so he could listen to pre-recorded music, like a normal person. So of course you went in, set it to the highest volume, and connected your phone. And on the speaker you OBVIOUSLY played the... Monsters Inc. Ear Rape...>:)

As the music blasted you heard Ceil scream “OH MY GOD Y/N!!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU LITTLE WITCH! UGH!! TURN IT OFF YOU IDIOT!” You were bawling your eyes out, literally CRYING from the fun you were having. While Sebastian ran over to see what was happening. When he saw you laughing and heard his young master scream at you to turn it off, he knew it was one of those ‘prank’ things you do.

After that situation, you were on google meet talking shit about your corny ass teacher Mr. Y/T/N, to your friend Y/F/N. When Sebastian saw this, he was ever so bold as to whisper in your ear “You shouldn’t talk about people behind their backs..” You blushed so hard. “Um.. well.. I mean I was..” And then you realized. “SEBASTIAN MY CAMERA IS ONN!!!!!!” You rushed to turn it off feeling extremely embarrassed. He chuckled “Oh I know darling...” Realizing what he said, he worried he over stepped a boundary. “So.. I’m your darling now?” He came to a conclusion he actually had over stepped your boundary. As he was about to apologize you said “Tonight, I don’t give a fuck if Ceil needs you. I want you in my room by 8:00.” Shocked, now he was the one who was blushing now. “But-” He was cut off. “That... Is an order.”

“Why yes Milady. What kind of butler would i be to disobey an order? For I am merely one hell of a butler.”

[cielospeaks]

ok im spiteful and a lil bit depressed so have some “apoc au- santa claus yugio shakes au variant” headcanons (the way i put it like that makes it sound like a cringey train wreck and believe me it is but it actually makes sense too kinda maybe)

-ok but like? gushing about bad puns? imean if the subject of my fave plays comes up im gonna be just like “twelfth night!” and shakes will be shookspeared. but i get way too into it and we quote things back and forth between each other

-lots of dick jokes. and terrible puns. and oh gosh the sass. i like to think its like abridged rules so im stuck in an awkward confrontation w someone (unlikely but i guess it could happen w the avenger team heck them.) and hes just like “hey. call them a -insert shakespearian insult here-” and i just start cracking up. hes just like “listen ill take over if u cant do it ill kick their butts”

-shakes’ brain room is probably like this classy ass library lookin place. it probably looks a lil like folgers and i bring it up and have gotta show him pics of it. of course its mostly nighto bc im predictable(tm) but ive gotta enjoy his aesthetic. and sometimes we both just chill there, hes kinda not the most social and just writes and occasionally exclaims or enthusiastically talks about his latest works, usually im reading something

-like i will not stop gushing about tn tbh. “why are you crying” “b-because what happened with antonio and the others? is he happy? did sebby ever figure out he had feelings for him? is andrew ok? does he and toby ever make up? is malvolio ok?” eventually im like “shakes ur alive now pls write the sequel 13th night the shittiest road sea trip ever” basically if there wasnt a grail war this would literally be “i use shakes’s powers to write a twelfth night sequel”

-i wonder if ff works with dreams? like somehow in my brain rooms or whatever if im having a particularly bad nightmare shakes just kinda shows up and rewrites it as some ridiculous over the top tragedy bc of course he would, but somehow its so dramatic and ridiculous i cant be as scared and traumatised as before. seeing as probably id have music/high school nightmares like no ones hecking business in this au

-also????? super supportive of my piano gramps thirst. no matter how you slice it its a tragedy and thats exactly his jam. is simultaneously the best and worst wingman. and since hes like yugio style brain ghost it ends up just being me yelling at air. “oho~ falling for someone you knew in the past and feeling guilty/wanting to atone for mistakes before its too late~ subarashiiiiiiii~” “shut up! -ah! not you!” sacchan just staring at me like “wtf”

[chiildrenofmisfortune]

THIS NEW ARC IS CRAZY WHY HAVE I WAITED SO LONG TO READ IT