#WOAH HOLD THE FUCK UP ARE THEY IN SYNC I DIDNT EVEN DO THAT ON PURPOSE

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lion and the lioness 0.1

mob!tom holland x reader

The Hollands controlled the South West of London, they where the most brutal and well-known mobster in London, they where dirty, and raised tot he top by cheating and killing; and your family, the Y/L/N, controlled the South East region, your father was easily just as strict and reprimanding as the Holland family, but our death toll was nothing compared to them.

Your father was a controlling and organised man, who adored both you and your older brother; however, he only taught your elder brother Noah all about the Mob business, and kept you completely in the dark, refusing to even keep you in the house when they had meetings. Of course, you couldn't blame him, you knew how dangerous it could be if you wound up in a bad situation, although your father had made you take up self-defence classes, he never let you carry a weapon.

Due to the money and lifestyle, you were used to lavish items; mostly clothes and decor, but occasionally a new car, makeup and jewellery. Your latest buy had been a dark red silk dress, complete with a low cut neck, thin straps and a loose gown bottom, with a not so modest thigh split; you had brought it for your fathers famous Gala that he hosted every summer, to celebrate his business trades and truces. It was your favourite event all year, mostly because daddy let you organise it. 

You had always had a keen eye for fashion, and decor was no exception- everything for this Gala had to be perfect, as you had a reputation to uphold. As you stepped back from the ballroom, your eyes scanned your handy work- pastel bouquets of flowers on each stand, white cloths and glitter lay beneath, strings of lights and white fabric hanging from the ceiling, complimenting the large chandelier in the middle of the large room, giving a pinkish glow to the atmosphere, making the centrepiece shine, an ice sculpture of the family heirloom, a Griffin, and the palace like staircase polished and lit up. The room looked like an extravagant array of posh white with a low hum of pastel pink, which was your signature go to. And towards the end of the ballroom was large french doors, with a few steps looking over the garden, which had also been lit up for the occasion, the pink rose archway glowing and the pool lights reflecting the entire patio, as well as the old fashioned lamposts that placed spotlights on the well-kept garden.

You loved this house and the garden, especially because your father let you decorate whichever room you wanted, keeping you busy with work and projects so you would interfere with the business; which you didnt mind, as it helped further your online portfolio and brought in new and rich clients for work. At this moment, Your father and brother walked in the tall doors, each of them coming to stand between you, looking over all your great work. Noah smiled and chuckled slightly, nudging your shoulder as the both of you giggled.

"so, what do you think, daddy?" you said, in your sweetest voice possible, you know he hated the colour pink, but you also knew he would do anything for his darling daughter.

"Beautiful darling, now go get ready, the guests will be arriving shortly," Your father responded, looking at you with pure admiration, you smiled and wrapped your arms around his waist, resting your head in his chest as he placed a light kiss to your forehead.

"Love you, dad," 

"Love you too princess," 

Not long after you had finished your look for the night, the first couple of groups arrived, and you stood at the top of the staircase, watching their reactions to the room, making you feel happy and giddy. After a while, Noah came up the stairs to the balcony area and standing next to you.

"You look beautiful Y/N, and so does the ballroom, well done," He said, landing a gentle kiss to your check. You both stood in silence, watching over your father as he went around the room, speaking to everyone with a bright smile on his face.

"You know he invited the Hollands right?" Noah said, despite his father specifically telling him not to mention the Hollands to you. You weren't surprised at the fact your father had invited them, daddy was always the peaceful kind, well, as far as crime families go, he always wanted to join forces and create a bigger team - even if he did find that the Hollands where radical insects.

"But whether they turn up or not is more important right?" You said, turning to face Noah, now watching him as his face hardened, and his fists whitened against the rail. Your own hand came up to his, holding them as you cuddled into his side, it wasn't very often that you and Noah had time together, considering you father always ran off with him and you have stuck alone in the house.

"Well, i think we got our answer right there," Noah mumbled, pulling away from you and walking down the stairs to meet his father, as they both created the three boys that walked through the large oak door. You stayed watching, as always, capturing the eyes of the middle man, who was swaggering into the room with his twin brothers beside him. they looked so powerful, so young and fearless, and as you continued to lock eyes with the man, you were reminded of all the horror stories you heard of them, making you shudder and turn away, trying to discreetly hide in the garden.

-

moments had passed as you walked through the garden, staring up at the night sky, the large moon shining on you, and the cool breeze biting at your exposed skin. you ended up sitting around to the edge of the pool, weaving your hands around the small ripples, debating whether you should take your heels off and dip your feet in.

"Y/N!" Your thoughts were interpreted by your father, who stood with the same man you had stared so intently at by the French patio doors. Reluctantly, you stood, wiping your hands together to rid yourself of the added moisture.

Tom couldn't help but notice your single necklace that lay so delectably between your cleavage, nothing but a silver chain with a small dark blue stone. Its silver shone in the moonlight, and drew Tom eyes to your figure, examining it for all you had, noticing how the silk flowed around your legs as you walked, your heels clicking so loudly against the patio stone.

"Daddy," you said, reaching a hand to his shoulder and moving in to place a kiss on his cheek. You stood below them by one step, both of them having the advantage of cowering over you, making you feel small and vulnerable in the eyes of Tom.

"Angel, this is Tom Holland," Your father said, gesturing to the man beside him, holding a grudge in his tone as he did so. Toms face contorted to a smug, cocky grin that only grew as you brought your hand up to him to shake, and he took to place a gentle kiss, never once breaking eye contact.

"Yes well, come on Tom, there's plenty of other people for you to meet," Your father dragged, practically running away and finding someone to talk about and drink with. Tom managed to stay behind, still intently looking at you smirking. 

"Can i help you?" You snapped at him, growing tired of your shaking nerves; you wouldn't let him take control of you, not when he was in your own home.

"Woah princess, just being friendly is all'" He remarked, putting his hands up to surrender as you stepped up, now coming to meet his height equally, looking at him one last time before walking into the ballroom. 

Tom followed eagerly, watching your swaying figure make its way to the small dancefloor, where the band was playing soothing instrumental music. You were hoping to find one of your uncles or Noah to dance with, but you suddenly got swept away by Tom, whose hands stayed firmly put on your waist, no matter how much you fidget. You sighed in defeat, not wanting to upset father by causing a scene. The two of you both moved in sync to the music, and you tried to look anywhere but his eyes, but you could feel them boring into your soul.

"I had no idea you where this breathtaking," Tom whispered, moving closer towards you and tightening his grip. You now looked at him, in a moment of 'are you fucking serious', and scoffed at him, leading to him pressing his fingertips into your skin harshly, "don't be so disrespectful princess, i just gave you a compliment, now give me one," He smirked.

"Well, when i find you worthy of complimenting, you will be the first to know," You retorted, grabbing onto his hands and digging in your acrylic nails, marking his skin with crescent shapes as he winced slightly, losing his grip and allowing you to once again sneak away.

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Homestuck High - Chapter 3

Homestuck high Chapter 3: Dark magick and a lemon, a homestuck fanfic | FanFiction

this chapter contains ADULT CONTENT between john and rose!

~The author is either a child or a master of irony. I can't really tell

if u do not like it plz skip over it. im really enjoying riting this story but ill upload more 2morrow this is the last update for now I WANT REVIEWS

John and Rose were in a field holding hands and kissing.

~Check out this ADULT CONTENT YO!!!!!111!!

They were alone and the sun was high in the sky. Rose was in a long white dress and a sun hat and John was chasing her through corn and sunflowers.

~But weren't they holding hands? You can't hold hands with someone and be chasing them at the same time

He felt happy. She spun around and her silken gown brushed against the corn as she ran backwards in slow motion.

~How is that possible in real life

John went to grab her, but she moved out of the way and he stumbled over a giant cliff and fell into darkness.

~Woah what the hell. If the bottom is dark, that means it's a ravine, otherwise the sun would light it up. Why is there a giant ravine in a cornfield?

"John" a voice boomed as he hit the floor "I am the dark genie of precipice Araida!"

~Wat

Thunder boomed.

"You are yur frends are in GRAEVE DANGER" she said

~GRAEVE DANGER

"What do you mean!" John said he didnt want any harm to come to Rose so he was worried since they handnt had sex yet.

~Why is THIS your incentive to protect her?

"JADE IS PREGNANT WITH THE SON OF A DEVIL"

~Hey! Just because Dave has red eyes doesn't make him the Devil!

Aradia bombed

~Aradia bombed

as more thunder struck loudly "And Rose is NEXT"

"O M G" John giggled

~That is not the right reaction buddy

"you must destroy the dammed

~Dammed

incubes on a nigth when the moon is full and spill his blod onto Jade and make her drink it so it kills the baba!" Ariada proclaimed

~What the shit

"But WHO IS THE INUCUBS!" John demolished

~Why does the author always use really weird exclamation words?

as he clentched his fists.

Aradia glowed "You must find out for yourself john! UNLASH THE POWER FROM WITHIN AND DO NOT LET THE DEMON TANT YOUR ROSE OR SHE WILL WILT"

She handed him two plastic horns

~If they're Kanaya's horns and he uses them to flirt with Rose I will die happy

"When you put these on you will turn into my faithful demon sslayer ERIDAN"

~DAMMIT

she magistrated "He will serve you well"

"Ok" John said and he woke up

~IT WAS ALL A DREAM

"Oh your ok" Rose said and she hugged John

"What happened" John elaborated

~That's not what elaborate means

as Dave hugged him next.

Dave raged

~Every time the author uses a weird word to describe how someone says something an angel loses it's wings

"Dark magick came out of your mcdonnaldss burger and FOUND ITS WAY TO YOUR SOUL"

~What the hell

"How!" John demanded

~Through the power of TRANS FATS!!!

"we do not yet know" Tarvos clemenced "We think that by eating it it distrupted the forces within your purities"

~Or that

"oh my gog" John said seriously

~How do you say "oh my gog" seriously?

The next day at school the group sat in a dark corner away from everoyne else as hey tried to think what happened to Jonn. But John knew that deep down there was an demon after Rose's ovaries.

~That is one of the weirdest sentences I have ever read

He couldnt bare the thought of his love falling to such a trap.

"Maybe it was just food poisoning" Feferi helped

"No my legs began to shake with a need i have long forgotten when i saw the black aroma!" Tarvos said

~Wat

"Where are Jade?" Rose asked

Dave began to cry into Tarvos shoulder. John had a feeling in his gut that this was not a god sign.

~Quite the opposite, a demon sign

"She cheated on me with a college guy" he moaned into Tarvos. he was so upset.

~I only just realized that this entire setting of the trolls being on Earth and no one finding it at all weird makes no fucking sense

"OMG Dave" Vriska purred as she pulled his face into her boobs. Dave cried into them instead.

~What the fuck

"John we need to talk" Rose announced

"Ok" John said

They got up and went to a private part of the school where no one could see or hear them. John had a feeling that he would be getting lucky as some people call it but he knew he had to be carful. He couldnt risk getting his rose pregnant or the conseqences would be FATALITY.

"John" Rose moaned "Will u be my boyfriend?"

~Wait, you weren't already? Even after Out-of-character!Rose tried to have sex with you?

"Ok" John said

~Not "of course" or "I'd love to" or "absolutely", just "ok"

"So you will have sex with me then since thats what people do when they go out" Rose said

~That's quite a leap from "hey let's get to know each other better" to "hey let's fuck" but what do I know

John could not resist those gigantic bosoms in that tight school top were begging him to rip it off right here and plant his seed DEEP inside of her. but he had to control himself or things would get bad.

~This entire paragraph. Just. What. The. Fuck.

"I do not know Rose" John manifested "Maybe we should wait!"

"I AM TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU JON. I WANT YOU TO PUT IT IN ME NOW."

~Rose, stop, this is sexual harassment

Rose did not need to say more. John teared open the girls school shirt and her boobies came springing out in a wave of bouncyness. They were like those bouncy balls, only they were softer. He ripped off her skirt and looked at her panties. there was water already dripping from her patnies and her thighs were wet.

~Oh dear god, it's getting worse

He took off his trousers and then ripped her panties into too feeling how wet they were between his hands. More water began leaking out of her flower while she moaned. She took off her bra and then pulled out Johns hard member and pressed it to her sacred area.

~Why do I do this to myself

"Put it in me Johnny!" she cried loudly.

~ROSE. STOP IT NOW

"Ok"

~Wow, John, you sure have a way with words!

John said and he put his shaft into her tight hole. It was hot and wet inside. She began orgasming and making sexual animal like noises.

~I did not expect this kind of thing to be in this story. This puts The Star Within's weird, overly-sexual make out scenes to shame

"Oh oh oh! Oh John! Pull it in a little deeper! Ooooooh yeah!" Rose exclamated.

~I can see why GeekToSpeak never made a part 3 to their reading

She clawed his back like a tigeress in heat and John contiued to deflower his sweet rose. He already felt close to consumating their love with his seed.

~John stop it now this is going to end badly

He could feel the water flowing out of her and onto the floor beneath them. It made him want to drink it all up and feed it to her.

~I have no words

he could not control himsellf any longer and they came together in one giiant orgasm.

~Does this mean it's over?

"JOOOOOOOOHN!" she moaned as he came deep within her carven, her flower oozing with the white liquid as he pulled out of her.

~This entire segment is fucked up on so many levels

"NO! John! Rose!" Jade's loud cry mewled.

~JADE, GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

They turned their sweaty heads

~I imagine some creepy scene of them with unchanging smiles slowly turning to her in sync

to see Jade struggling in the grasp of a man who looked more evil than ANY other man they had seen.

~I mean, you fought Lord Emglish, so I doubt that

His aura admitted a dark energy that made the clouds come together and boom lightening.

~That's not how science

"NOW THAT ROSE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE SEED I CAN PLANT MY SPAWN!" the evil man yelled

~Creep

"Sollux, it hath been a while!"

~That's some Caliborn-level shitty twist

Tarvos trembled as he, Feferi, Dave, Vriska and Gamzee all came running up to the area.

"John, use the power of my demon slayer to help Jade!" John heard aradia's voice call.

He reached into his pockets and pulled out the plastic horns and stuck them into his head. He felt himself morphing into a different being until he was no longer John but a purple capped man with thick rimmed glasses.

~the names ampora

~eridan ampora

~FUCK that sounded stupid, nevvermind

"Sollux" John's now deep Eridan voice boomed "It's time to duel.

john has transformed into eridan and sollux wants to plant his spawn! who will win! plz review and then u will find out!

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