#WHY THE FUCK AN I SCROLLING PAST
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To every person who makes long lists or long reviews of media and doesn’t put any of it behind a readmore I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
#ven.txt#WHY THE FUCK AN I SCROLLING PAST#AN AUTHORS ENTIRE BIOGRAPHY !!!!!!#TO FIND POSTS PEOPLE MADE ABOUT READING THE FUCKING BOOK#WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM#I GET when reblog chains are long like you can’t put a readmore anywhere bc it’s not one person#but WJAT IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING PEOPLE POSTING YHE LONGEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN SOLELY WROTTEN BY THEM WITH NO READMORE#WHAT THE HELL#I’m pretty sure I am far more angry than is appropriate but this has annoyed me for so long#and I just can’t hold it back
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i don't think y'all understand how shit this website is for whatever mental illness i have and I don't think y'all care because you don't fucking know me or think about me at all cause why would you
#having a bad day and reloading notes every 15 seconds as a compulsion#yelling into the void and rhe strangers you passively interact with clearly scrolling past it and saying nothing#because it's uncomfortable and you don't actually know me#like this place is a sink hole sometimes and that's why i go fucking dark#not to mention the fuckin incident
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[sees a distant shot of the bow of a ship in an aesthetic ocean photograph] WAIT A FUCKING SECOND THAT'S MY GOOD FRIEND THE NUCLEAR ICEBREAKER Ямал
#i mean#it's a very recognizable ship#there are not many of them with big shark mouths#still very funny to scroll past some photography on my dashboard and 'wait. i know that ship. i know that ship by sight.'#'i know so much about that ship. i know details about its fucking propulsion system'#I am bizarrely familiar with the Arktika-class icebreakers. don't worry about why this is the case. it's a long and uninteresting story
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"Willow is a bad character because she's a mary sue" me when I missed the entire point of the show
#scrolling her tag and going insane#side note there is apparent a toh cr1t tag#I will not look at it for annoying takes to make fun off (affirmations)#at least i won't tonight who knows what the future holds#anyway im obsessed bc they were like#'imagine if willow was just a fan character in fanfics you'd all think she was pretty cringe huh'#NUHUH IM NORMAL UR WATCHING THE CRINGE CULTURE TOWARDS HARMLESS THINGS IS STUPID SHOW#also jesus fucking christ do you honestly think that a disabled coded woman of color being a badass is somehow overdone#like the reason ppl criticized MS's in the first place is bc we rlly do not need another white abled girlypop to be the super magical#chosen one and never be in the wrong ever#disabled ppl and woc don't GET that fantasy#also her powers aren't disproportionate to the universe at all#yes she gained a lot of power in two months but she's spent the past several years repressing her very potent magic to mold herself to#other ppls expectations the whole fucking thing is a metaphor for how disabled ppl who now have accomodations/can live their life on their#own terms do much better much faster than people give them credit for#and once again she's really powerful yes but she was for example nothing compared to Darius#she doesn't take on a coven head (though a battle between her and Terra would have been super interesting) and win and she can take care of#1-2 coven scouts on her own but needs support and help from others#if there are more of them#ALSO EVERYONE ELSE GETS MORE POWERFUL ALSO#why isn't Amity a mary sue for going from only making small abominations and needing a training wand to being like the 3rd strongest#abomination magic user? bc shes white?#their main complaint seemed to be that willow demasculated hunter tho#so like#lmao cope. seethe.
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Why the fuck do I exist? Did God create me just to ruin others? I’m the cause of so much problems. If I didn’t fucking exist maybe things WOULD be better. Why the actual fuck did I do this. I’m a terrible fucking person. I wish I could just go to sleep & never wake up. Everything I fucking do ruins others. I ruin everything. Literally. How the fuck did I even get here? How am I still alive? Fear of death? Spite? I’m not sure. But I don’t want to be here anymore. I wish I could jump from the school rooftop & never look back. It’s so tempting. One day, I’ll try. Maybe by then I’ll have fixed all my mistakes.
#tw vent#vent post#tw vent post#tw sui ideation#tw sui talk#screams into the void#I hope this post gets 0 fucking notes#fucking scroll past this#i’m such a fucking mess#i shouldn’t be here#i wish i could fix all my problems#i should deactivate.#maybe.#i should deactivate this fucking account#maybe deactivate my FUCKING LIFE#…maybe taking a hiatus might help.#maybe. can’t be sure.#or maybe it’ll just make me spiral more#jesus i’m so fucking ready to die rn#i have fucking suicide notes#i just need to plan my death!! haha i’m so fucking idiotic#i already know i won’t do shit. why the fuck would i even plan it.#the only way out would be to (somehow) get on top of a tall building & jump#but guess what? there’s no tall buildings anywhere!!#haha….#im so fucking terrible.#i’m such a terrible fucking person. i shouldn’t be living the life i am.#i feel like shit#& i deserve to
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guys I might be a proshipper… I was never an anti and I think I’m more proshipper-leaning if anything
#GAH… I support comshippers and think that a lot of them are pretty cool#but I think a lot of darkships are morally wrong. But I also thing harrasing and targeting them is wrong#You know why not let them do whatever? They ain’t hurting anybody by drawing their stuff (unless they don’t add warnings-#-that’s kinda fucked up. as long as you add warnings; make sure minors don’t see it; and don’t show others forcefully/make them draw it-#I think it’s fine. Just scroll past and don’t harass)#anyways I dunno if proshipper is the correct term lol. Pls tell me if I’m wrong
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I hope we all know fanfiction is fanfiction, right? Like I (and all authors tbh) am not here to be your mother. Obviously don't raw dog with strangers. Don't cheat on people. Don't fuck in public parks. I strongly hope we all recognise that this is all fantasy and fiction lol.
#that's honestly why i don't say anything beyond my tags and warnings#I'm not here to be your mom lol#no shade to writers who put (don't do this irl) alongside the warning of unprotected sex I'm always kinda like ??? yeah obviously lol#if shit makes you uncomfortable even within fiction scrolling past is free 👍🏾#I'm not here to discuss the importance of safe sex and realistic places to fuck#because i assume you're aware of all of that and recognise this is fantasy#by all means write as much protected sex and sex within bedrooms as you please#this is just a thought that's been brewing for some time#rj talks
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so do the rest of you guys just simplify your dreams when explaining them to people or do I just remember a significantly weirder degree of depth than the average bear
#thinking about shit like this every morning when i wake up after like#spending the past however many hours in part of a high stakes cop drama that takes place in the pokemon world#but my pokemon is actually an elder scrolls character pretending to be a weird rare pokemon because it's easier than passing as human#and the fair we are trying to get through is down a dirt road alley that's also a depressingly empty polynesian farmers market#and we gotta go fast because my irl friend who's with us really wants to have a mantine draped over his shoulders like when he was a kid#but then we find out that the mantine encounter was at the aquarium next to the fair and not the fair itself and he just misremembered#so he's all sad while we're riding go karts and dirtbikes because he doesn't get to play with the mantines#but anyway we were here for the cop drama bit because some teenage girl got assaulted and we need to beat up the perp's pokemon#(perp himself has already been bagged)#and now I'm realizing that I don't know what fake pokemon moves to tell my fake “pokemon” to use#(he's a daedric prince it's not like he'd listen to me anyway he's about to obliterate the fuck outta this sunflora no matter what I say)#which leads me to wondering why I can't think of a decent steel-type pokemon move similar to slash#(“metal claw only works if you have claws” I think to myself wondering why there isn't some kind of sword move like ffs honedge exists)#anyway he's already finished the fight so it doesn't matter we can go home back through the depressing farmers market#home is aboard a KotoR-esque spaceship of course which is good because it means I get “back at camp” dialog with my daedra friend#but he's gone now shit fuck where did he go is he killing people without me this is bad I leave and start walking through crowded streets#people are trying to sell me shit but I ignore them#I'm accosted by a guy dressed like an old-west outlaw who says that he's with the vigil of stendarr and he's here hunting daedra#I tell him to fuck off because honestly I'm no longer invested in this dream's narrative arc#(I'm trying to envision a different scenario that is more appealing to my current tastes but lucid dreaming was a lie and I can't hack it)#then I wake up#next night I dream about being an omnipotent dragon god with a marsupial pouch full of my adopted babies (JJK characters)
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It's freaking ridiculous that nowadays I need energy to simply go through my likes on here
I'd go on like rampage, thinking, oh, well, I'd sort it all out later, and then that later never comes, or I'd get another like rampage, and now I'm trying to figure out where my last reblogged post was on the likes page and I've been scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and it's probably been five minutes at most, but even my resolve to fill up my queue has burnt out by now.
It's a disaster!
#honestly I hate that I do this#I could just reblog things as they go?? but nooo#I need to sort it all out and tag it properly and add small comments#and of course I can only do it on my PC because xkit#and no I can't just fill my queue from the top of my likes#because then I'd NEVER find the point where I stopped last time#me @ my brain: brother why are you doing this shit to me#could we just y'know... chill#stop overthinking every little detail and get things done???#and I hate that it requires so much energy#like COME ON it's nothing?? I'm just leisurely scrolling past the things I love??#(my brain after I take a breath that's slightly deeper than usual: ok you're out of limit. we're tired)#I'm just so fucking tired of being tired#sorry for the rant ig
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im getting tags on the vaginismus post complaining that i screenshotted the tags and then put an image description rather than just copy pasting the tags and not having an image at all. and i just have to wonder if its like. those ppls first day on the internet ever
#if you dont like the way a post is formatted you dont have to reblog it#'hashtag mobile unfriendly' girl its tumblr. the app itself is mobile unfriendly. why pray tell the fuck do you think i didnt just go ahead#and copy paste in the first place#not to be all 'you wouldnt survive a COD lobby' but post shortening has majorly spoiled some of yall and the original do you love the#color of the sky post would have made you genuinely close the app in rage rather than just scrolling Slightly Faster#being mildly inconvenienced doesnt give you free reign to be rude#origibberish
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KRIS SHARED THE DRESS UP GAME ON HIS IG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
NO BECAUSE IM STILL REELING 😨😭 NOT THE DIRECT VIDEO OF MY TWEET HES DEF SEEN THE DRESSES IN THE GIF NOW AHHH 🥹🥹🥹🥹
#AHHH im actually going insane#i have so many Feelings about this 🥹🥹🥹 my ART has touched kris guštins EYEBALLS what the fuck!!!!!!#vee rambles#thank you to everyone for the kind words and feedback on the game btw 🥹🥹🥹💖💖💞💞💖💖💖💗💗💗 legitimately means the world to me thank you so much to#everyone for playing <3333333#kris ...... if you look it up istg .....#WHY ME#PICK SOMEONE COOL AND IS ACTIVE ON INSTAGRAM#AND ALL THOSE ARTISTS YOU KEEP SCROLLING PAST ON UR MENTIONS 😭😭😭#WHY ME I DONT EVEN HAVE INSTAGRAM ANYMORE#NOT THAT IM NOT LIKE . AMAZAMED AND LIKE STUNNED AND ALSO SOMEWHAT GRATEFUL#the user he reposted shoukdve put a link cant lie 😓😓 not to police peoples art reposting etiquette on ins god knows i should be happy they#left in my user#OK i'll be normal now i feel SO normal about this
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i had a question about whether cats could lose their sense of smells and how to tell if a cat has lost its sense of smell, so i googled it and clicked a quora link. i didn't know that they implemented a chat gpt function... on a site where PEOPLE go to answer questions... for basically fun... (i hardly use quora plus im out of the loop on most things)
but regardless about the irony, in a heartbeat i scrolled down looking for answers from real people. my vague understanding of chat gpt is that it basically just googles your question FOR you? like.. yeah.. im looking for answers from people, ideally someone with a DEGREE.. not a robot that learned how to google? i want to at least make sure that this potentially important information is coming from a human- someone i can quote. HOW on earth is this function reliable for anything MORE important than whether or not a cat can lose its sense of smell? how on earth is this thing getting funding??? are you not concerned that your answer is slapped together by a fucking algorithm??
#i would HOPE that its more reliable than my understanding of it leads me to believe#but then again i DONT want it to be very good either bc fuck this trend of ai taking creative's jobs#weasel speaks#sorry that it's sorta ranty i just. fuck i dont appreciate ai#also the quora layout is already shitty like why do i have to scroll past answers for other questions to get to the answers for my question#thats the stupidest fucking shit#and then adding answers from a robot in there???? whos using that site???
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realizing that you are cancellable for at least one thing you have done ever in your entire life and theres nothing you can do about it but embrace it or grow from it is like. a rite of passage on the internet these days
especially as a preteen/young teen because they are notorious for making bad choices
if you think you are perfect and exempt from this and still find it perfectly justifiable to tell internet strangers they should die for such things, you will fuck up one day because you are human and then you will understand what im talking about. and hopefully stop your clown ass behavior as well
it happens to everyone eventually. nobody can be mother theresa before they finish puberty
#im so tired girl#i made this bc i just scrolled past a callout post for someone i dont even know#their crime you ask?#shipping hikaru and kaoru when they were 11#i am dead fucking ass rn#why are we cancelling a 23 year old over some 12 year old fandom activity#i get it guys incest is gross but some nuance would be nice bc this grown ass adult's blog hasnt posted about ohshc since 2015#post was literally acting as if this person was still actively shipping them but then you check their post history and they obviously dont#peeb post
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can't sleep. scroll the west wing ao3 tag. read all the good ones. go to dr who kink meme. open the master section. second fic is the west wing crossover.
#and it was sam of course. what do you mean of course why is he there why is he fucking the master.#livejournal was such a strange place and the dr who kink meme is so scary yet i always return#i did not read the fic i scrolled past it after staring at it for a while#hm. i do wonder what was going on in there. okay i will go look#TWO THOUSAND WORDS??? i thought it would be like a drabble. and its simm too. i guess i have to now#well. strangely plausible situation. strangely realistic sex scene. god awful dialogue.#i whispered (everyone in my house is asleep) ''fascinating'' when i finished it which sums it up#unsure if this was an au where the master is human or not i think he wasnt but couldnt tell#hard to tell if it was hypnosis or the average fanfic ''i thought i was so so straight but this man i just met is so hot that i need to#fuck him right now so i guess im suddenly gay'' you know how it is especially in 2000s to mid 2010s fanfics#okay thats something ive read now. sure. they got the president's name wrong.#micah.txt
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EPISODE 39 INFESTATION. EPISODE 39 INFESTATION. EPISODE 39 INFESTATION
#tma spoilers#had the thought during the episode “i love sasha so much” and ?!?!?!!??!?!!#sasha pleaseeeee don't be dead. i have scrolled past spoilers on tumblr that tell me something else really fucked up has to happen to you#she can't die season one!!!!#tim was also a delight. statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings#elias is OFF his vibes are WEIRD and i've seen VAGUE spoilers and i do not like him!#okay ep 40 next but i really need sasha to be okay :(#tma#also i really like the explanation for why all the statements seem substantial!! the tape recorded ones are the supernatural ones!#it's really good
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Hey folks who go "This character wouldn't go for this gender"...
We get it. You're a certain way and so you tend to see the world through your own personalised filter. So do I and everyone else, though. Are we not valid?
And sure, no one is forcing you to consume content that makes you uncomfortable. You can avert your eyes any time, as long as you try to be tactful about it and not hurt anyone.
But just for once I'd like to see a "I'm [a certain way] and I don't hate on people who have it different" post instead. Just like I'm figting my own decades long programming by exposing myself to pretty pictures and stories whenever the two people/characters make sense to me, you might wanna do that with whatever makes you uncomfortable for whatever reason.
You know why? Because you're kinda being just like the people who say these things about your deal. The very people you might've been hurt by your whole life. And I don't feel like you mean to send this sort of signal (I hope you don't).
It doesn't feel nice having to read these comments. It doesn't feel nice having your choice devaluated, for any reason. Maybe consider that the next time you feel like dropping a post.
#yeah it was a specific post#very short just two sentences expressing lack of understanding#it didn't feel like an attack just like a dismissal#kinda “you people are weird for shipping this”#weird for shipping a feminine OC with a NPC man#get it?#what the FUCK does it matter#but i guess it does because i instantly felt attacked#i wanted to just scroll past and forget it#but seriously WHY#i dkn't even remember if it was tagged#so maybe it was tumblr's fault for serving me such a post (name of the charactef dropped in the text)#just fucking enjoy your m/m and let us enjoy our stuff#it's just a character and any headcanon is just as valid#my hc for example is that he's bi#because i happen to be bi#see what i mean about the filters?#i'd prefer everyone to be bi#great range of choices like that - also great flexibility#openly bi people don't tend to be so narrow minded about which gender combinations are valid#maybe try to be cooler yeah?
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