#WHY IS IT 63 DEGREES IN MY HOUSE I AM FUCKING FREEZING
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verumheart-a · 4 years ago
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{⚡}- “I’m making a petition to ban that damn old man from the castle from November to February. It’s alright freezing enough without his dumb ice powers.”
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restlessmaknae · 7 years ago
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Beth’s birthday prompt party!
Let me invite all of you to my first ever prompt party which will start right now and last until my birthday which is September 6th. The date is subject to change, it depends on how many of you will join me. One thing is for sure, I’m going to upload the first finished drabble(s) on my birthday and keep uploading them until they are all up.
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What’s a prompt party, you might ask. It’s a fancy name for telling you that I’m taking drabble requests for a week because my birthday is coming up and I want to thank you all for staying with me, being my friend and supporting my fics! Sadly, I can’t give you anything else besides my virtual bear hugs and the fics that I’m writing. *sending those virtual hugs*
During this prompt party, you have the chance to tell me what you would like to read. I came up with a list of prompts (narrowed down the prompts from the following lists: 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5), so you can choose a boy group member, a prompt from my list and even add some extra details if you wish.
Here’s my list:
1.“Fancy seeing you here.” “I work here.”
2.“Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge” “Can I pick?”
3.“If I go through with this, I die. If I don’t, we all die.”
4.“No, no, you do NOT want me navigating. I’ll accidentally navigate us off a cliff.”
5.“Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”
6.“This is all your fault.” “I hope so.”
7.“Excuse me! I was a superhero for ten whole minutes!” “And in that time you got kidnapped and we had to come to the rescue.”
8.“I am way too sober for this.”
9.“You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No. I’m much worse.”
10.“Did you just… agree with me?” “Oh, I wish I could take-““Nope! You said it! No take-backs!”
11.“This plan of yours is going to get us killed. Of course, I’m in.”
12.“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner having another existential crisis.”
13.“Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”
14.“What are you afraid of?” “You.”
15.“Are you SURE I can’t punch him in the face?” “Yes.” “What if I break his nose a little?”
16.“You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good at it.”
17.“I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”
18.“Unless I screw this up again, I’m going to marry you.” “Well you better not mess this up”
19.“Whether you believe in me or not, I will continue to exist.”
20.“Take my hand.” “Why?” “I’m trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand!”
21.“You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”
22.“You look…” “Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”
23.“She’s my best friend. That hasn’t changed.” “It’s clear your feelings for her has.”
24.“I saved your life.” “You pushed me off a building.”
25.“How do we keep getting into these situations?” “Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know.”
26.“I want to go home.” “And I want to go to the moon. It ain’t happening sweetheart. Time to accept that.”
27.“What now?” “I don’t know. I thought the jump would kill us.”
28.“I hate you.” “Why? I’m lovely.”
29.“You love her don’t you?” “Was it that obvious?”
30.“I was just kind of hoping that you’d, y’know…. fall in love with me.”
31.“You know, no one bothered me this much when I was dead.”
32.“Nope. I can’t go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.”
33. "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
34. "I'm cold. Come closer."
35. "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
36. "People are jerks, but not you."
37. "I'll share the blankets with you."
38. "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
39. "You can put your cold feet on me."
40. "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."
41. "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder, so I’ll protect you."
42. "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."
43. "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
44. "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."
45. "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."
46. "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."
47. "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes, so please put some clothes on."
48. "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."
49. "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."
50. "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date, so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."
51. "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way, so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."
52. "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
53. "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
54. "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"
55. "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
56. "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
57. "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
58. "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"
59. "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"
60. "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
61. "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "
62. "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
63. "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."
64. "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."
65. "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
66. "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."
67. “you’re super short and i’m sorry but it’s really really cute whenever you try to reach that book on the top shelf here lemme help you- oh no don’t be embarrassed, your face is all red and you’re even more adorable now i am going to die” au
68. “i’m a biker and one day i was biking in your neighborhood while you just happened to be outside watering the plants and since you’re so goddamn cute i accidentally steered into a pole and now you’re giving me first aid (holy shit you’re even cuter up close)” au /“you’re biking through my neighborhood and you ran into a pole so now i’m really concerned and patching you up, oh my gosh you’re really hot even though you have a bloody nose” au
69. “i’m at a karaoke bar and i’m sober enough to realize that your voice singing my absolute favorite song is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard, and you caught me staring and winked at me oh shit” au
70. “you fell asleep on my shoulder on the plane ride and i would ask you to move but you look so comfy and adorable when you sleep. also you smell really good and the feeling of your breath on my skin is somewhat relaxing, maybe we can go out to lunch in this shitty airport when you wake up?” au
71. “i’m one of those talk show stars that walks up to random people on the streets and asks them really obscure questions, and you’re really cute and camera shy and i’m sorry but it’s adorable how you stutter when you’re nervous, uh, perhaps when there aren’t so many cameras surrounding me i can buy you a drink?” au
72. “will you stop flirting with me you just got seriously injured and i’m the EMT trying to tend to your wounds in the ambulance, i don’t give a fuck that i look cute when i’m concerned, you’re lucky you’re not dead you dipshit” au
73. “you have fire powers and i have ice powers and one day you save my ass and even though we’re supposed to be rivals, you’re actually really really cute and warm can i just stay in your arms forever bc i am perpetually cold” au /“you have ice powers and i have fire powers and i save your sorry ass from getting hurt/killed, okay i know we’re supposed to be rivals according to every legend ever but you’re adorable and wow you’re really cold, would you like me to warm you up?” au
74. “we’re coworkers and all the other employees ship us so just for fun we all go out clubbing/to a bar but little do we know its actually a plot they set up to get us to realize our supposed love for each other. wait you’re actually a really good dancer and your laugh is so endearing and, holy shit, maybe our colleagues were right” au
75. “i catch you at the bus terminal shivering your ass off because it’s 30 degrees and for some godforsaken reason you’re wearing a short sleeve t shirt, so out of pity i lend you my hoodie and you look so surprised it’s the cutest thing i’ve ever seen, setting aside the fact that you’re a goddamn idiot, do you want to get sick?” au / “you look so sad and cold that i just tell you to keep my hoodie b/c you obviously need it more than i do. a week later i see you at a coffee shop/book store/etc. and you’re wearing my hoodie which you look so fucking tiny and cute in, and you just saw me and you look super embarrassed; you offer me it back but i tell you it suits you more and we end up talking and i buy you a drink” au
76. “we’re partners in cupcake wars and i never realized how cute you look with frosting on your face until now but no distractions, we have to fucking pummel these other teams because we are the best goddamn cupcake company in the universe WE CAN DO THIS” au
77. “i accidentally called the wrong skype number and it turns out the person i called was you and you’re in a different time zone, so it’s 3am where you are and you just woke up and look fucking pissed but you’re cute so… let’s do this again when you’re not asleep. i’m more than willing to stay up into the dead of night to talk to you” au
78. “i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad” au
angst
79. “There was never an us.”
80. “You can hate me, you can dislike me but how can you cheat on me?”
81. “Breaking up, was our best choice…right?”
82. “Just because I don’t show or say that it hurt, doesn’t mean I don’t have any feelings.”
83. “I loved you. Loved.”
84. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend!”
85. “You’re just another player, and it’s a game over to us.”
86. „I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them.”
87. „I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad.”
88. “Oh so you’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about”
89. „We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back.”
90. „We showed up at a book club meeting but we’re the only people there who are not interested in Nicholas Sparks.”
91. „We both signed up for an adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people so we always end up biking together at the back.”
92. „Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my life goal to cheer louder than you.”
93. „Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours.”
94. “Money talks bullshit walks, pay me and I’ll do it for you.”
95. “Stop being so careless one of these days you will get us both killed”
96. “I’m sorry but the number you have dialed is currently unavailable please don’t try again.”
97. “Can you please tell me why we are locked in the school’s janitor closet?”
98. “Get your ass over here i’m not done with you yet!”
99. “Should I suppose to take it as an insult or a compliment?”
100. “I have a huge hangover and am not in the mood to argue with you. So whatever it is I think it can wait until tomorrow.”
101. “I can’t believe that you left me alone with this idiot.”
102. “It seems like you are having a hard time over there, need help?”
103. “Do you think he is still breathing?”
104. “Why is it so hard for you to admit you were wrong?”
105. “Somehow being a ghost has made you hotter”
106. “I’m glad to be your travelling companion in this journey of regret”
107. “You’re lucky I’m tired because if I was fully awake I would have already shoved you off this roof.”
108. „I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me– I need these for my sanity.”
109. „It’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost.”
110. „You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3 AM and I’m angry but also really hungry.”
111. „I've been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today?”
(the ones crossed out have already been requested *-*)
How can you request? Leave your request(s) in my ask box. For example, you can say that you want #66 with Chen and that’s it. Or you want #26 with Jin and you think it would be interesting as a gang AU. Or you would like a best friends to lovers story with Jae from Day6 and #4. Really, you can ask for anything! It’s your time to request a story you would like to read, so don’t be afraid! I don’t bite. ;)
How many drabbles can you request? You can ask for more drabbles but keep in mind that it might take a while until I’ll finish writing them all.
What can/can’t you ask for? I’m not comfortable writing smut, so please don’t ask for those. Furthermore, I don’t write yaoi, yuri, genderbender, mpreg, my stories are always member x OC/reader centered. Groups that I’ll take requests for are the ones that I’m familiar with and love, so which are the following: BTS, EXO, GOT7, Day6, Monsta X, Pentagon, NCT, KNK, BtoB, SHINee, VIXX, Astro, Seventeen, The Rose, B1A4, SF9 and Teen Top.
Any questions? My ask is always open, so I’m looking forward to your requests and any questions that you might have.
I hope lots of you will join me and we can have a wonderful prompt party together! I love you all! <3 Thank you for staying with me! <3
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