#WHO THE FUCK IS KANATE

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kanashu :)

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Obeisance to the Arrow - Noritoshi Kamo

#7 : Jealousy, Jealousy  

[Who are you calling 'onii-chan'? And why does Noritoshi hate it so much?]

[tw: noritoshi kamo x reader, arranged marriage, forced marriage, child marriage, mentions of adultery, couple slurs ig, jealous and pissed noritoshi, reader gets a crush on a non-noritoshi entity, fluff]

#6 - Husbandly Duties #8 - Ice-Cream Date

Noritoshi Kamo was nothing if not a responsible man. If he’s been given a wife to be responsible for, he’ll damn well make sure that he’s doing it properly. It doesn’t matter that the said wife is 14 years old. That’s why he’s already halfway through ‘Raising A Strong Teen Girl: Tips and Tricks for the Single Mother’ in the Kamo library, only two days after the wedding ceremony. Noritoshi Kamo, as we asserted earlier, takes his responsibilities seriously. 

The family is still mad at him for agreeing to Gojo’s demands yesterday. But what’s done is done: you will be attending Jujutsu High. In a week, in fact. The best way to proceed, Noritoshi believed, was to arm you to do your best there. 

You’re scrolling through Instagram when Noritoshi sits on the sofa next to you. Just as the book says, Rule 1: Always maintain a comfortable environment with your difficult teen. “Morning” He greets you. You ignore him. Fucking brat. “Alright then, I see you’re busy. I had some extra dango I wanted to share, but I can-”

“- I’ll have it.” Your attention is still on your phone, but at least you’re talking to him. The book’s working. Rule 2: Offer incentives for good behaviour. 

“The dango comes after though. We have to talk about your schooling first.” 

“UGH!” You look at him with such disgust in your eyes. It’s okay, Noritoshi, she just lacks proper communication skills. Remember, you're the older one. Be calm, be calm… “Fucking fine! What’s there to talk about?”

It must be noted here that this behaviour was reserved only for Noritoshi. With the servants you were kind. With the elders, you were polite and obedient to the bone, having been training to be so since childhood. And with the young Kamo kids, you were jolly friends. 

You weren’t stupid though. Your relations with the above mentioned people were set in stone. With Noritoshi, you know, that the relationship you set when your marriage is still raw will set the tone of your relationship for the rest of your lives. If you were to behave with subservience now, he’ll expect you to lick his feet forever. No, now is the time to be difficult, to upset the power balance, to get the upper hand – 

How the fuck did I get stuck here?

Noritoshi is droning on and on. You’ve lost track a good while ago. Ancient sorcery clans…past users of Distillation… respectable martial arts for nobility…Kamo heritage…proper curtsies…student discipline… Everything that Noritoshi deems important for you to know, he's making sure that you know it. He's even got the whiteboard out.

At least you can chew on the dango Noritoshi gave you. You simply nod along to whatever Noritoshi is saying, not hearing a word, happy to be given dango. From Noritoshi’s point of view, even though you’re not participating in his lessons, you’re still acting decently. Rule 3: Expect only minor behavioural improvements over time. You're not snappy; your husband is happy enough. 

Or so he thought. Why then, is he watching you giggling and playing around with, of all people in the universe, his goddamn half-brother?

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Miyumi, the wife of Noritoshi’s father, never extended her open and visceral hatred of Noritoshi towards you. She’s been like a caring aunt to you all your life, helping you adjust to the Kamo household when you first stepped foot in there, letting you go without doing any chores, and supplying you with as much freedom as she could vouch for. Like most of the Kamo women, she pitied you too. 

Of course, not a drop of that pity extended to Noritoshi. Not only was he constant proof of her husband’s adultery, he had also replaced her son, Kanato, as the rightful heir. Unlike most Kamo couples, Miyumi and Noritoshi’s father had actually married out of love. She had remained in love, devoted, beautiful, caring, high-status, respectful, obedient to him all her life, even bearing him a firstborn son– only to be replaced in one fell swoop. And by whom? A low-class non-sorcerer whore? With a dirty little kid simply because he could toss some blood around? 

Miyumi couldn’t even bear the sight of Noritoshi.

She didn’t mind hearing you complain about him though. She liked it when you visited her chambers, she liked talking with you. After so many years, she knew that her hatred was pointless, but the inertia of the hate did carry her forward in this stifling household. As she poured you another cup of tea while you talked about Noritoshi’s newfound determination to be a (boring) teacher who only talked about martial arts without actually letting you practise it, Miyumi smiled and called for her son. 

“He’s just back from Oxford for a week, he’s studying political history there. You haven’t met him, I suppose, little one?”

You shake your head. “I haven’t, Miyu-chan.”

Kanato’s heavy footsteps on the wooden flooring herald his arrival. 

You remember this moment for the rest of your life. Kanato Kamo, your first ever crush. Tall, lean, angel-faced, short hair dyed blonde, wearing pearls on his neck and opals on his fingers, eyeliner on his thin eyes, and a piercing above his smiling lips. Why was he walking in slow-motion? Why did your heart jump when he petted your head? Why did his voice sound like rich dark chocolates when he asked you to call him ‘onii-chan?’ Why… why does his face look so much like Noritoshi?

Your husband, Noritoshi, and his half-brother, Kanato, both look exactly like their father. Even though Kanato is a thousand times cooler and he’s in college and he wears his yakuta like a prince and you call him ‘onii-chan’ and he says he’ll teach you how to spar hand-to-hand.

Miyumi is pleased that you two get along well. Kanato chuckles at his mother's adoration for you, promising with a wink to take great care of you. You think you almost swoon.

—-

For one, Noritoshi didn’t know that Kanato was back home. Two, he definitely didn’t know that Kanato was back home to fool around with his wife. Why then is he now watching you giggling and playing around with, of all the people in the universe, his goddamn half-brother?

“Kanato.” Noritoshi slides open the door to the training rooms. It’s pretty big, stored with various weapons, targets and dummies to practise with, and lined with a soft mattress to break falls. Noritoshi was just here to shoot some arrows when he chanced upon this scene. “I did not know that you were here.”

All three of you noted that Noritoshi called his elder half-brother by his name. Yes, Noritoshi did rank higher than Kanato, but he was still younger in age. So it’s like that, huh, Noritoshi?

“It’s a big house, Noritoshi-san. It’s hard to keep track of everyone.” Noritoshi watches as Kanato winks at you and you laugh again, a blush on your face. (“Everyone, including your young wife.”)  “I was just teaching my little sister here the basics of karate. Since she’s going to Jujutsu High and all.”

“I see.” Noritoshi’s voice is measured. For the first time, it clicks in your head that he might not be happy seeing you so comfortable with his half-brother. And for whatever reason, you actually feel a little bad about it. “I’ll finish her lessons today then, Kanato. Why don’t you go rest a bit? You'd need it, I presume.” It’s clear that there’s bad blood between the brothers. Both just toe the line between politeness and hostility. 

“Presume less, little brother, you worry too much about me. I’m afraid I’ll have to finish her lessons myself, though.” Kanato grins wide. “Since she asked me to, herself.” 

For a second, you think they’ll throw hands (they don’t). You’re starting to think that it isn’t even about you. They simply cannot stand each other. In that case, you choose to pipe up, “I think I’d like to retire actually, I’m tired. Thank you for the tutorial, onii-chan.” You smile at Kanato, who returns the smile, and turn to appease your husband. “Noritoshi-san, if you could help me to my chambers?”

“Of course.” Noritoshi gives you an arm. You wave Kanato good-bye as you walk down the long corridors to your room. As soon as you two are out of earshot, his words bite. “Antagonising me will get you nowhere.”

You get it, really. Kanato’s very existence ruffles all of Noritoshi’s feathers. And to see him get this questionably friendly with his wife… yeah, it’s best not to mention the crush at all. You decide that even though you haven’t done anything wrong per se, but it’s still hurtful to Noritoshi. All right then, you decide. I’ll humour him this one time. 

So imagine his surprise when he actually hears you apologise. You've never been anything but rude or indifferent to him; to hear you say that you didn’t realise how your actions looked on the outside, and promise that you won’t be like that again! It genuinely shocks Noritoshi out of the sulky angry mood he’d slipped into. Rule 4: Always reward any good behaviour. 

Noritoshi gets you two things: another plate of dango and a promise to teach you to spar himself. Maybe, you decide, cheeks full of sweet dango, it’s okay to be nice to Noritoshi, just now and then.

bonus:

“Noritoshi’s still being an ass, I see. Not a lot’s changed here.” Kanato is lazily scrounging through his mother’s collection of jewellery. Kanato likes the more minimalistic ones, a tad bit on the high-fashion hippie line. Miyumi is happy to oblige her son, despite his father’s disapproval. Not like he approves of Kanato in any way. Not since Noritoshi, the perfect son, exists. Besides, he’ll be back to England soon. 

Miyumi’s eyes sharpen at his mention. “My god, did that brat do something to you again? I swear, I–”

“Whoa, mother, no.” Kanato, ever smiling, calms her down. “He was just super jealous that I was training with that kid. y/n. Honestly, mother, I think it was adorable. I just don’t like the way he speaks to me.”

“He has no manners. Do you know he goes out of his way to avoid me?” Miyumi sees her son pick up two lockets, one a Kamo family crest engraved on hard mahogany, another a pattern of ducks in emeralds and rubies. “Don’t bother choosing, take both.” 

“You sure, mother? I’ll kidnap some of your earrings too.”

“Yes, yes, when do I even wear them? Just don’t get them rusted.”

Kanato smiles.

next chapter: #8 - Ice-Cream Date

a/n: are they.. no i shan't say it... warming up... caring about each other's feelings... oh my...

what if reader gets jealous? here u go: Hey Handsome!

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[dear-mi]

Alright, so I'm running an actual campaign this summer. Not one for dnd club for a bunch of freshmen, not gonna create the most batshit insane magic items for the hell of it, no more mysterious can.

And I'll be honest, I'm really fucking excited. I've got this whole world I've built, and while not all of it is fleshed out, I've got at least half of it down.

Here it is:

Don't get confused by Aegir tho, it is in fact underwater.

The main portion of the campaign will take place in the northern countries, primarily: Ursa, Johün, Tome, and Orwell.

Ursa is by far my most fleshed out setting, so imma talk about it.

Ursa's main concept came from the country of Ursus from Arknights, who woulda thought, but I've got some pretty good distinctions.

Ursa is inhabited by nine different tribes. Three of these tribes are in the islands, three are in the south western portion, two in the south eastern, and one in the north eastern and is thought to have died out.

The three tribes in the south west have formed a confederacy known as Ursa Minor, made of the tribes: Naht, Arne, and Lera.

This is the most modernized portion of Ursa. They interact primarily with Atlas, Celti, and Borea, while keeping connections with Satano brief.

The tribes of the islands are: Kanat, Vnat, and Mare.

The Vnat are currently the most isolated tribe, occupying those north most islands. After the disappearance of the Wemm tribe, those in the north eastern mountain region, Vnat believed in safety in isolation. Because, now that the Wemm tribe has disappeared, they claim the title of the physically strongest of the tribes, and the fact the Wemm tribe held it before and still went missing was a huge cultural bombshell.

The Kanat occupy the southern most islands, and are primarily sourced in trade and tourism. They have many market deals going with the Mare tribe, whose main export is raw materials in both fish and ores and compounds that are good for construction.

The last two tribes are the Vade and Ulise, who have entered an alliance known as the Cold Breath. The Vade has specialized in a nomadic lifestyle across Ursa's great tundra, while the Ulise have learned how to settle down and survive in its forest just east of the tundra. As living conditions got harsher, lack of shelter and food in the tundra during the winter, and lack of food and other resources in the forest during the summer, the two tribes entered a trade alliance.

This alliance has lead to one tribe being primary benefactors during one season, while the other saves up to provide for both tribes during the following season, as they switch halfway through the year when the climate changes from cold to super fucking cold.

Also, the islands are arranged in the shape of Ursa Major, which I think is fun

Then there's Johün. Johün is, obviously, based from Norse mythology. It's occupied by a race of giants, however the term 'giant' could mean a variety of things.

In this world it just means that in some way they're naturally large. This could mean physically, or it could mean magically. Johün's nation is the most attuned to the natural magics of the world. This form of magic is very different from arcane magic, which is actually considered to be man made or introduce from a different planet or plane.

This natural magic is much more fluid, not needing incantations and components to be used effectively. Any incantations that are used with this natural magic are additionally much more potent and devastating. And I want to make it clear that when I say natural magics I don't mean druids, because Druids are still considered to be arcane in essence.

From my cosmology shit, you can deduce that these natural magics is that actual manipulation of essence.

Then there's Orwell and OH BOY I did not put any thought into that name.

Orwell is the foil to Johün as it is highly arcane involved. The reason for this is that, in the center of the nation, there's a huge lake with a high concentration of magic crystals of arcane nature. This has become their main export and also the center of their culture, as arcane magic has been made into very convenient and quality of life ways.

So it's called Orwell because there's a buncha ores in its wells. Then as I proceeded to tell people about this nation they naturally went "like George Orwell?" Who I had forgotten was a person at the time of making.

SO! That makes a very easy political token though. A high concentration of magic technology means a whole lotta magic technology to be mishandled and abused and used for corruption and such. So thank you everyone for making that connection when I could not.

Lastly, there's Tome. Tome was built between the marryment of Johün and Orwell. The scholars of Orwell who wanted to understand the natural magics and the priests of Johün who wanted to understand arcane magics.

In Tome is where it's said the first Druid, Warlock, Cleric, and Paladin were found. There's a legend that four people unlocked the secret of harnessing the different methods of using the arcane, and so these methods of magic usage were developed. While the study of natural magic aided in developing these arcane magics, the secrets of natural magics still have not actually been discovered.

Now, there's a lot more I could say about these countries. I kinda emphasized on Ursa as it is the main setting, but I could talk for pages and pages more about these countries each. However, I wanna gush about the stories of the pc's and just how fucking cool they are.

[wondrous-measure-if]

drabble 3

It was an unspoken rule in Kalcons that anyone who labored in the factories or foundries, or their families, didn’t enter this part of the city without a very good reason. It wasn’t illegal, but it might as well have been. This was where the people who handled big business and important decisions lived, and they preferred to keep their own company.

Sezim grimaced as she led Demir and Kanat through these “forbidden” streets. She resented being made to feel like an intruder in her own town, like a snake squirming through a chicken coop. Fuck that, I belong here.

[ariapmdeol]

VOTE FOR KANATOU VOTE FOR THEM!! VOTE FOR PSEUDONYM!!!

THERE'S A WHOLE FLAG EVENT THAT TRIGGERS SEVERAL CHANGED LINES AND CONVERSATIONS CALLED THE *KANOU FLAG*. KNOWING KANOU BETTER FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGES PARTS OF THE GAME

One such conversation happens at the end of chapter 5:

K: Seems like you're lying, Aso-chan. But I'm lying too. We've both figured that out about each other, right?

A: ...

K: But you know, it's not 100% a lie. No one ever really believed the things I said.

K: Even though I tried to kill you a few times, you still had confidence in me, and confidently brough me here with you...

K: I love stupid fucking idiots tooooo much <3 <3

A: You know, I didn't really want that kind of event flag from a bastard who's come all the way here with us.... But you're welcome.

SPOILERY ONES UNDER THE CUT (SPOILERS UP THROUGH CH 8, INCLUDING THINGS IN THE ARRIVAL POINT A VIDEO. ALSO ONE DLC THING.

Atou: Listen to me, damn it!!!!!

Atou: You don't know a thing about what I want to say!! Atou: Those aren't the words that I've always wanted to say to you!!

Kanou: ......Huh?

Atou: Thank you very much for saving us.

Atou: Thank you for your help. Atou: Thank you for your protection.

Atou: You were an enemy, but at the same time, you were a benefactor. Atou: Thank you. I just wanted to thank you. Thank you for coming to see me, even though you're dead.

Atou: ......I'm glad that we met while you were still you.

HE GIVES YOU A NOTE THAT SAYS 'LIVE FOR ME' ON IT. HE LITERALLY TELLS ATOU TO LIVE ON!!!

FUN FACT ABOUT HAVING KANOU'S NOTE: IT MAKES THE BOSS FIGHTS AT THE END OF THE GAME *EASIER*!!! KANOU'S "CURSE" HELPS ATOU!!!!! he helps Atou and he keeps Atou alive!!!!! THEIR STORIES SPIRAL AROUND EACH OTHER AND

EVEN THREE YEARS POST CANON

ATOU IS STILL BUYING KANOU DONUTS!!!!! he's buying him donuts from Kanou's favorite bakery!!! EVEN NOW!!!

[dangermousie]

You never know with shows, but all the emphasis on Kanat being a kid when this thing happened is making me hope they are getting this isn’t some random ex, this is a groomer, a statutory rapist and someone who should have been in jail.

Thank YOU!!!!!!!! Like if a 14/15 year old is telling you,a grownass lady, he totally is on board with sex you are wanting to provide, you don’t copy Mary Kay Letournaeu, you come to your senses nd walk the hell away.

UGH. She is so fucking creepy, I can’t!!!!

Like - is his dick coated in honey? Why does she keep throwing himself at a dude who does everything but tattoo on his forehead “go away, I like someone else.”

I need to take a shower. And not the sexy kind. Sick! (Also, hate to break it to you, lady, I couldn’t pick the first dude I fancied out of a line up.)

Hahahha ILY!

OK, OK, so basically, she didn’t just bang a minor she was in charge of, she did it when he ran away from his abusive home - like that is the definition of preying on the vulnerable! YIKES!!!! You know, Kanat is a massive hot mess, but by now I am thinking he’s miraculously adjusted in relation to everything.

Are you saying you want him to sit on your face? Ummm...

(a) Thank you! (b) How the FUCK are you not getting the message he is sending you, rapist lady?

I hope therapy Aziz is getting comes with “buy one get one free” coupon.

This is the most polite “I never want to see you again” goodbye but common sense is lacking in creepy.

Seriously, I love how he looks like he wants to bolt any time she is in his space.

This show’s writing is a mess in a lot of ways so I am sure this isn’t on purpose, but it makes me flash back to a really early ep when I went “why on earth is Kanat treating himself as a thing?” - when Melissa wanted a kiss in exchange for a pic being removed and he did it with no hesitation even tho he was clearly disgusted. And like - with that background, it really does fit.

THERAPYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[dialovers-lover-xoxo]

The Mukamis, Tsukinamis and Kino finding another person drinking their s/o’s blood x reader oneshot

Trigger Warning: Violance, Swearing, Nonconsenual blood drinking

BEFORE reading this post, try and guess which diaboy is the antagonist for each one shot (the diaboy sucking the blood) and AFTER reading this post comment how many you got right!

The Sakamaki brothers version is linked at the end :)

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Ruki

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As your master, Ruki’s senses were always used for your safety, so when he heard a cry of pain, Ruki stood up immediately. Whoever was hurting you would be sorry. “Stop struggling! Tch, you should be honored the great Yours Truly is sucking your blood!” Ruki’s teeth gritted, his fangs bared dangerously. He should’ve known that Sakamaki idiot was the one causing trouble. Ruki quickly found your location and threw open the door, his eyes full of firey rage, yet somehow still cold as steel. “Get away from her.” Ruki growled, striding forward. “Why do you care so much? Isn’t she just livestock to you?” “She is my livestock, my lover, now let her go.” Ayato threw you to the side where Ruki caught you before you hit the ground. “Tch, whatever, I’ll find prey somewhere else” Ayato left. You whimpered quietly in Ruki’s arms, barely conscious. “Do not worry,” Ruki told you, licking your wound and holding you close. “You will never be out of your master’s sight again. I failed to protect you now, but that won’t happen again.”

Kou

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“Little Masa-Kitty!” Kou sang, wandering through the school halls. Where were you? “Tch, stop bein’ annoying! Just come ‘ere already!” A rough voice said. Kou’s eyes widened with a small gasp and he rushed off to find you, panicking because he was unsure how close you were due to his vampire hearing being able to pick up sounds from far away. Kou opened a classroom door and walked in, Kou seething at the sight of Subaru gulping down your blood. “Get away from her!” To your surprise, Subaru pushed your weak body to Kou who caught you. “I just wanted some fuckin’ prey. Keep her if ya want.” Kou glared at him as he walked out. He then looked down and sadly stroked your hair as you drifted into unconsciousness from the loss of blood. “I’m sorry, Little Masa-Kitty, I’ll protect you from now on.”

Yuma

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“Heh, Sow’s goin’ to love this!” Yuma chuckled to himself, holding a bag of flower seeds he just bought. Yuma walked around the carnival, looking for you. “Where is she?” Then, to his right in a supposedly empty alleyway, he heard your voice. “Shu! Stop!” Yuma growled. Not only was someone drinking your blood, it was that lazy asshole. He turned the corner and saw Shu holding you, drinking your blood. “You fuckin’ lazy asshole!” Yuma yelled, grabbing you away from Shu. “Entitled little piece of shit.” Yuma muttered, then punched Shu, who made no effort to dodge Yuma’s rage or defend himself. “So bothersome...” he murmured. Yuma growled and kicked Shu in the stomach. He grunted but aside from that did nothing. Your whimper of pain got Yuma’s attention. He picked you up bridal style and stalked off, determined to make that good-for-nothing piece of shit pay later.

Azusa

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Azusa wandered around, looking for you. “Where...is Eve...?” Azusa asked himself. “Stop it! Ow! Ah-!” Azusa’s eyes widened. Eve was in trouble. He ran and found you in the crushing grip of Kanato. “Let...go of my Eve...” Azusa said, fear bubbling up inside him. “She’s mine!” Kanato yelled. Azusa ignored Kanato and took you away. “Fucking bastard!” Kanato yelled, he lunged towards you, no doubt to drink your blood, but Azusa stood in front of you. Kanato began to beat him. With what little strength you had left, you got up and hobbled towards them. “Eve...run!” “No...” you said, completely horror-struck but lacking the energy to shout. “Go...I’ll...be fine...!” About to black out from loss of blood, you had no choice but to try to get to safety. Azusa tried to defend himself, but was weak against Kanato’s rage. He deserved it, he should’ve protected Eve better, so it was all his fault.

Carla

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Carla took you away from the mysterious man with crimson eyes. “Who are you? Get out!” Carla growled. “I’m a prince, that’s who I am.” The man said with a self-satisfied grin. “A prince? That’s not true, don’t try to fool a founder.” “I could fool you without lies.” “Get out, I believe nothing you say!” “You don’t need to.” Carla opened his mouth but, with a dark chuckle, the man who called himself a prince was gone. Carla stated where he stood for a few seconds before turning his to attention to the most important thing - you. “That won’t happen again.” He promised you. “It shouldn’t have happened at all.”

Shin

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Shin pet his wolves. Maybe Carla didn’t show much affection to his familiars, but Shin was fine doing so. They were loyal and fluffy, what more to ask for? He heard a yelp and a crash. Without a beat, Shin yelled “I’m coming” and rushed up to your shared bedroom. A dark haired vampire with a strange red-gold eyes was holding you close, clearly the yelp and crash had been you trying to escape. “What the hell are you doing? Get out of here!” Shin charged but the man easily dodged it. “Who the fuck are you?” Shin asked, turning his head to look for the man. “You’ll know soon enough.” A deep voice said behind him, followed by a dark chuckle. Shin whirled around but the mysterious man was gone. Shin took a deep breath and got down on one knee, stroking your hair aside so he could see the bite mark. Shin licked it and it instantly healed. Who was that man? He had to tell Carla. He needed to protect you.

Kino

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“Get the hell away from me, Laito!” You shouted, running down the hall. Laito teleported in front of you and grabbed you tightly. “Aww, don’t be like that, Little Bitch. There’s nothing wrong with giving in to desire.” “I don’t desire you!” You yelled and pushed at his chest. Laito stumbled back but chuckled and reached for you again, grabbing your wrist and yanking you towards him. He bit down on your wrist and you yelped. “Aw, Little Bitch, I love that face on you...I want it in my memory forever.” He bit down again and you cried. Kino, who had spent what seemed to him forever teleporting everywhere before he found you and Laito, looked thunderous. He took you by your shoulders and shoved you back. Laito let go with a fight, smirking. “Goodbye, Little Bitch.” He said with half-lidded eyes. “Lemme see that.” Kino grabbed your wrist. “It’s not that bad.” “It is bad.” Kino licked your wound and you sighed as the pain and started to fade and the fang holes started to close up. You slumped against your lover. “That damn pervert, I’ll get him for this.”

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I know Laito isn’t specifically a rival for Kino but Kino plays an antagonistic role in pretty much every route other than his so he doesn’t have a specific rival so I just went with Laito being a perv

Also please comment for the guessing game I said before!

[mrsgreenworld]

The writers have been really testing me with Kanat. I tried, really tried, to understand him and I always sympathised with everything he's been through. Just like Ekim I overlooked and forgave a lot. I've even kinda made peace with lunapark disaster. At least, while Kanat was hurting Ekim, he also looked like he was cutting himself open. But there's always that proverbial last straw. And episode 18 was it for me. If the writers are so fucked up in their heads that they turn a crime and seducing a minor into a love story - I rest my case. If Kanat is a manly man who's all grownup to bang with an adult woman then they're a perfect match. Kanat and Gaye truly deserve each other. They can do each other till the end of times. Ekim's better off without this messed up horndog. Just like Ekim herself said at the end of the episode he is "really not worth it". I was so proud of her when she didn't go into that hotel to confront Kanat but left with these final words. And I want her to keep being strong and fall out of love with Kanat. I want her to just let him go and find a new love. Love that's mutual and healthy, with someone who'll be sure about himself and his feelings. Someone who will respect her and put their money where their mouth is.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

What if… Sakaki and Kannagi **s w i t c h e d p e r s o n a l i t i e s ?**

OOOHHHHH I LOVE IT (putting it below the cut)

Send some asks with some “What ifs” about my ocs. It could be headcanons, tropes, AUs, etc.

So truthfully, Sakaki and Kannagi? Basically the same person. The MAIN difference between them is that when both of them were hurt by the world, Kannagi dealt with it by basically shutting himself off, while Sakaki dealt with it by opening herself up. Kannagi internalizes his affection for other people while Sakaki externalizes it. but in this scenario, where they responded the opposite way?? let’s go for it. 

let’s say everything pre-canon and the revolution stays the same. (I’m not saying Sakaki would get involved with an assassination attempt but I’m also not saying she wouldn’t.)

Sakaki in ‘canon’ works alongside Arata, Kotoha and Kanate pretty well because they’ve just met and so she’s all Big Sister instincts and decides as the oldest she has the Responsibility to take care of them so she’s soft with them and trying to help. Not so here. Here, she’s like “Hmm. well that sounds like a YOU problem.” but ends up following them anyway because hey, Arata’s from her world, they may as well stay together just so she can get home. So there’s a clash between the three 15-year olds and her general unhelpful bad attitude.

Kannagi joins the group and is like. awkward about it. Because he’s been hunting them and now they’re just? letting him come with him? Well jeez, now he’s got to show that he’s worth it, so he’s making an effort to help them however he can. it’s weird for everyone. 

Sakaki is extremely suspicious of him and has no qualms about showing it or threatening him. He’s fully aware he deserves it so he doesn’t do much to stop her.

Sakaki is rolling her eyes 24/7 at the fucking nonsense going on around her. Kannagi is amused by it all and teases her for her bad attitude. she pushes him off of her. he refuses to stop teasing her because it’s funny. she hates him.

he’s all grins and cheeky winks because he knows it irritates her, and she has resting bitch face.

Kadowaki shows up and Arata demonizes and Sakaki is entirely prepared to run Kannagi through with her spear if he even thinks about running off with Arata’s hayagami, but instead he’s more concerned with helping Kotoha and getting Arata to get it together... Sakaki decides maybe he can be trusted.

they strike up a strange friendship, where Kannagi realizes she’s less hostile to him now and starts pestering her as if she was a friend. she grumbles about it but really she actually likes it. she’d never admit it.

paying attention to people (through actual conversation or through lovingly bothering them) is Sakaki’s love language in ‘canon’ so now it’s Kannagi’s I just needed to say that.

"Why are you so short with Mikusa and Rami?” / “I don’t like them. They’re assholes to you.” / “I deserve it.” / “I know.” / “Aww, you care about me!”

the slow progression from friendship to “i’m pining but i don’t know it” goes the same though lmao

Sakaki does not do well with finding out her destiny is to protect sho and feel their pain. Fuck, this is why she shut herself off from people in the first place, to avoid pain. Kannagi is worried about her.

Sakaki in canon embraces her destiny, although feeling wary about it, because she wants to protect people. this Sakaki, having shut herself off from others, would not like it as much. so that would be part of her journey, opening her heart again. 

part of that journey also involves holding Kannagi as he cries on her shoulder after Akachi dies, feeling the same pain he’s feeling and embracing it as she embraces him. 

Because this Kannagi, while holding up remarkably well all things considered, is less restrictive in how he expresses his grief and so he has more than one crying session, but he’s still selective when it comes to who sees that grief and how.

Muroya goes the same but now it’s Kannagi there for Sakaki as she rages about not being able to save anyone.

they’re both still extremely shocked to realize they’re in love with each other lmao. that still goes the same as in canon - it happens in the training grounds with their shadow selves taunting them about it, Kannagi getting mocked for forgetting about Emisu, Sakaki getting mocked for forgetting about her sister.

in the aftermath, though, Kannagi does not try to hide it. He’s more affectionate to her than usual. Sakaki is extremely flustered.

They might actually get together a little earlier because in canon the only reason Sakaki holds back is because she’s worried about Kannagi still being in love with Emisu and not wanting to be a replacement for her, and Kannagi is still reserved enough to not go all out right away with his feelings right away so he’s still testing the waters with her and her feelings (does she love me back or does she just like me as a friend????).

whereas in this au, while Sakaki still holds back because of her canon self’s reasons for doing so PLUS being unsure about his feelings, Kannagi KNOWS he’s put Emisu behind him AND unlike his canon self he’s open enough about his feelings that he can put himself forward to just see where it goes.

they actually might kiss for the first time the night after training lmao

[carnival-phantasm]

idk who these people are but you post about them a lot so i'm buying into it slowly. anyway are coco and kanate dating or nah. and which ones are they. are they the cat and dog girls.

Coco is the big tits dragon who swears a lot in english, and Kanata is the angel known as PPTenshi who has fucked up gorilla strength, does powerpoint presentations and sings old japanese fisherman chants.

They live together now and Kanata feeds Coco.

[minetteskvareninova]

Random thoughts on Aladdin 2019

Because Minette finally saw it today. BTW, spoilers ahead.

- It’s so PRETTY! And COLOURFUL! Wee! If I was five, I would’ve thought it’s the best movie ever.

- Jasmine is gorgeous, her dress are gorgeous, and her acting is as awesome as everyone says it is.

- That thing with her being interested in politics went fucking nowhere. The movie as a whole is politically naive as all hell, but then, it’s not Game Of Thrones, so whatever. Its attempts at talking about the politics of Agrabah are mostly just adorable, like a toddler imitating adults.

- You know what else is adorable? Mena Massoud. Aladdin is such a massive dork in this version, especially in comparison with the charming and confident original version. That’s not bad, it’s just different.

- Sultan is a bit more capable and a bit less useless. Which I so don’t care about.

- Jafar. Oh, God, Jafar. Everything about this version is not only vastly inferior to the original, but also just plain bad. The actor doesn’t give a fuck. He’s not menacing AT ALL and his backstory, while not useless in of itself (it provides him with kind of a Chekhov’s skill) fails to make him more complex or relatable, mostly just emphasizing what we already knew - that he’s an egomaniacal asshole who wants to rule Agrabah. Those conqueror dreams of his were just as useless, though I guess still in character. Which is sad, because him being a former thief could’ve been a nice parallel to Aladdin and make for some sort of theme. Wait, there’s one thing he had better than the original. Wardrobe! And abs. He didn’t show them, tho. What a waste.

- The handmaiden character was sometimes sort of funny. and her romance with the Genie was cute. I still didn’t care for them, but I didn’t hate it either.

- Will Smith’s Genie was funny. As funny as Robin Williams? Oh, hell no! But funny enough that I was willing to endure his blue uncanny valley form.

- This Genie was more of a jerk, compared to always kind and optimistic original. Again, not bad, just different.

- He also wore the most ridiculous turbans I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched Magnificent Century.

- I missed Iago. Now, he was there... But, you know, he didn’t have much of a personality. I guess Alan Tudyk isn’t Gilbert Godffrey any more than Will Smith is Robin Williams.

- That party just bugs me in so many insignificant ways. I am just mystified by it. So first of, harvest festivals aren’t a thing in this part of the world and there’s no fucking reason this couldn’t be nowruz or Eid al-Adha. Second, the punch (and genie’s martini). Why are you drinking alcohol, you heathens?! And if so, why not wine or arak or something normal?! Finally, did Erkan Kanat or Aytekin Ataş write that music?! Maybe it’s just that I don’t know Arab music that well... And they were dancing some sort of Bollywood dance...? Really, it was such a WTF segment I can’t even.

- In general, I can’t imagine how pissed I would be at this movie if I was Arab, Persian or Indian.

- That whole “Jafar becomes a sultan” thing was mindbogglingly stupid, because, as you know, power resides where men believe it resides. Logically, you would think that would include Genie brainwashing the soldiers to believe Jafar is their rightful sultan, so that he can enforce his will, right? Nope! Jafar becoming a sultan actually means that... Eh... He changes clothes? And despite being clearly of a sound mind, the main guards guy just listens to him, believing Jafar is now a sultan... Why?!

- Take a shot anyone gets pickpocketed. Take two if the victim is a pickpocket too (Aladdin or Jafar). Stay sober, I dare you.

- Prince Anders is actually named Andrey or Andrzey. He was dressed as a Polish, but his country clearly has a border with Middle East, which would mean he’s Russian. Since he’s a moron, Polish is more likely. I can make this joke, because I am Slovak.

- Ababwa is presumably in Turkey; at least that’s what I would assume from all that “Ali’s” talk about jams.

-Why wasn’t the cover story that Ababwa is an island, like, far off the coast of wherever this takes place?!

Anyway, sorry for the long post. You won’t get a potato, but you will get an actual Arab person.

[ask-kytori-and-kaiser]

*dies inside cutely*

Nikolai: You love me, right, Rayna? Rayna: If I was younger, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it. *the others confused and concerned cus they know the past these two have*

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Nikolai, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Rayna: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Rayna: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! Nikolai, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Rayna: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! Rayna: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Nikolai, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Nikolai: Welcome, fellow idiots Rayna: Hello, Nikolai Nikolai: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Rayna: You underestimate me

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Nikolai, trying to convince Kanat to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! Rayna: And loud! Katrya: And grumpy! Ivan: And oblivious to reality! Kanat:

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Nikolai: Anyone d- Rayna: Depressed? Katrya: Drained? Ivan: Dumb? Kanat: Disliked? Nikolai: -one with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Nikolai: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Rayna: ...Your what? Nikolai: My friends. Katrya: Is he saying “friends”? Ivan: I think he's being sarcastic. Kanat: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Nikolai! All of your friends are in this room. Nikolai: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

[disciplineandpunnish]

what I want to bitch about today

خدامتنا من زمان باطه جبدي . و مادري شقول غير عن هالشي. والله شقول!

first thing inna yinbnaha li2ana khadamatna il oola en7ashat.

fa ya3ni “less than ideal circumstances”.

okay.

same night, ommy w oboy yabooha. tamam, whatever, yallah.

i was nice and polite 6ab3an li2ana awal yoom laha, etc.

omy w oboy galaw inna kanat ib mukan bils3oodiya w ra7at deeratha li 3 sneen w al7een raddat il kuwait. w ihya mustarja3a, ma3nata kanat fee bait bil kuwait w radooha. whatever, according to my mom “we were desperate” even though we weren’t because all of us were going to travel for the summer.

yes this story starts over the summer.

whatever. bakamil il salfa.

3ogob a few days, tgool 7ag ommy inna she can’t work too hard or carry “heavy” things like groceries because she fainted and hemorrhaged right before giving birth to her daughter. and that’s also why she has memory problems and can’t remember things. and also that she’s surprised that she has to work in our. house broo7ha because in saudi she was the third maid w ma7ad depended on her.

inzaaaaain bidaina.

fast forward and you can imagine to how difficult it is with her in the house. she doesn’t recall recipes and also cannot cook even when recipes are written down for her. she stayed in bait mama 3ayda for 2 weeks while we were all traveling and didn’t learn to cook anything. mama 3ayda and sarah were told if she learned anything, and sarah says she kept telling her but that she couldn’t retain anything.

oboy w omy is saying “ee mashallah ommich ra7 takith ajir for hiring her in our house”

ma tifham how to clean anything and no matter how many times you tell her she cannot retain it. tried writing things down with her. lazim tkooneen lazga feeha all the time to teach her over and over. so shinu asawy ana? Ana broo7i anathif dary every week except friday lama agool laha tyee tsawy a deep clean. because itha lazim i hold your hand daily, just fuck off w let me do it broo7i.

tried teaching her to clean cars, as in, i was outside with her holding the hose and sponge and cleaned my own car and asked her to replicate it on my mom’s car. she did well. next week, my dad literally almost lost his mind because she had covered the windowshield with so much dust and he couldn’t see behind him.

the point of my rant: ILYOUM omy tgooly to not “overwork” her. because she’s “sick”. please bear in mind that she has been “sick” 5 times over the seven weeks we have been quaratined. not saying she’s lying. bes there are people who are cut out to do manual labor. this bitch isn’t. i would also like to add that her “work” doesn’t fuckign exist. my mom is cooking because she doesn’t want to overwork her 3ishtaw. my mom cleans and does the laundry herself because she doesn’t trust her to not mix the colors and whites. i do my room and my laundry myself, as i made clear. so her work is washing the dishes for 4 individuals. abdullah doesn’t let anyone clean his room. i’m not exaggerating. but, ya, fuck her il9ara7a. and i’m angry with my mom for her saviour attitude. and i’m angry with her for not believing me? that’s been a constant issue bainy w bain omy which requires another rant but my mom didn’t believe inna and “معيدة” until one of my uncles told her that a TA is a mu3eeda. and then i told her “ya i keep telling you inna i am”. and she kind of was like “weee ee i guess so”. whatever, i’m not keepign track of all this bullshit. bes it hurts. and it DEFINITELY HAS COLORED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHER PEOPLE BTW

il9ara7a 3abalha she’s taking over the work for 3ayda and she’s helping her. bes what the fuck yumma. itha bitsaween shu’3ul ilbait killah laish yaybeenha? walla ishhal ma9khara. w lama nridha to her maktab, which better be soon gabel la i kill her myself over everything she’s fucked up in my room before i told her to stop going in there, they need to be told inna she’s sick. li2ana it isn’t okay to be told when she’s in the house and has her iqama that “oh btw i’m sick and these are all the things that i cannot do”

ma 3indina mukan for another maid because my sister’s kids exist. and the reason i brought up how money is annoying with my mom is because she says they “saved” 150 dinar going to another maktab not one where she was having a conversation with another woman because the one they got 3ayda was cheaper.

you get what you paid for, and it’s awful when it comes to actual human workers, bes il9ara7a 120 dinar bil shahar is alot for a person who cleans dishes every day, does half the cooking with my mom, is not trusted with laundry or ironing, cleans only my parent’s bedroom/bathroom/living room, w bas.... hatha shu’3ilha. w 6ab3an the other half of my mom’s job is to chauffeur her to the doctor when she feels sick. 

[lionessxlioness]

Broke Living

Summary: Haru and Rin have been going over their spending budget recently and Rin makes up a contest on who can be the most frugal. “What’re you looking at?” Rin’s little brother, Kanate asks peering over his shoulder. “Just mail.” “Wow, you spent a lot of money.” He points at the credit card bill. “Wait, I never spent two hundred dollars at Academy Sports.” The redhead makes a face.”Or fifty dollars on mackerel. Damn it, Haru.” “Fish cost fifty dollars!?!?” Kanate gasps.”I’ll never think about them the same way again!” The door slams and Haru walks into the apartment sliding his shoes off. He was greeted by a glare from Rin and a smirk from Kanate. “What the hell are you looking at me like that for?” Haru snaps at the redhead. “You’re the reason our credit card bill is so high!” Rin explains. “What’re you talking about?” The raven raises an eyebrow. “You spent two hundred and fifty dollars on stuff we don’t even need. You’re the only one in this place who eats Mackerel. And whenever you go grocery shopping you go fifty over our budget.” “Well, I’m sorry that I want you guys to eat good food.” “You really need to watch what you buy, Haruka.” “Whoa, hold on, you spent almost three hundred dollars on shoes last week. Apparently I’m not the only one with a spending problem.” Haru mentions. “That’s different.” “How is it different? You’re spending money on useless stuff too! Kanate has been wearing the same sketchers since he was 4.” “They’re actually getting kind of tight.” The boy adds. “I think you have the most spending problem out of all of us Haru.” Rin states crossing his arms against his chest. “No I don’t.” He growls. “Fine, let’s have a contest then. We don’t spend money on anything. We use everything that we have here. Whoever spends money loses.” “Fine. Let’s do it.” Haru agreed. “Good.” “Wait, that doesn’t include me right? I want to eat pizza with my friends tomorrow.” Kanate asks. “You can use whatever money you have left.” Rin answers ruffling his tresses. “Sweet!” The next morning the contest has officially started. Rin was up and early in the kitchen finding out what to cook for breakfast. They used up most of their groceries for this week already. There was no bacon or any pancake mix. They did have a box of captain crunch. It was a few months old but it’ll be okay. “Morning.” Kanate walks out of his room as he yawns stretching his arms. “Good morning.” “What’s for breakfast?” “We’re having captain crunch. It’s been sitting in the pantry for awhile but I’m sure it’s still good.” He pours a bowl for the boy. “What about the milk?” “We only have a little bit left. I guess we can share the last of it.” Rin shrugs his shoulders getting the milk from the fridge. “What about Haruka? He might want some.” “Fuck him.” They pour the last of the milk in their bowls. “I’m going to eat out with my friends after school. So I might be later than usual.” Kanate says. “Well That’s Fine. You know you only have ten minutes to get to school.” Rin looks at the clock on the wall. “I do?!” His eyes widened. “Yah, you better hurry up. Might as well bring your cereal with you.” “Ok!” The boy grabs his backpack and his cereal rushing out the door. One of the reasons why they decided to move into a apartment was that Kanate was getting bullied at his old school when he used to live with Gou and his parents. Rin decided to let the kid move in with Haru and him. Another reason was that Rin wanted to live closer to the police station. Back at home it was at least an hour drive. Doing that everyday would be exhausting. It was unlikely for Haru to sleep in this late. He was usually awake around eight. “Oi, wake up. You’re gonna miss breakfast.” The redhead nudges the raven. “Don’t fucking touch me.” Haru mumbles pushing Rin’s hand away. “Breakfast was delicious today. I made a killer captain crunch.” Rin teases. “Sounds tasty. Wish I had a bite of that.” Haruka teases back. “Oh by the way, we don’t have any milk. Kanate and I used the rest for cereal.” Rin mentions. “That’s great.” Haru mumbles into the pillow. “No it’s not! We don’t have any milk! We’re gonna be eating cereal dry for weeks. Although that captain crunch didn’t taste as good as I thought it would be.” “Then go buy some.” “Haha, very funny.” Rin pinches Haru on the side making him squeak.”I told you baby, I’m not spending money on anything. You’re gonna have to try harder than that.” Haru gets ready for the day and leaves to help Makoto coach at the community pool. During that time Rin cleans the apartment. Mostly it’s Haru tidying up the place but he’s been slacking lately. For the first time their fridge was pretty empty. They didn’t have any milk, eggs, butter, just any food you can think of. However the only food they had was mackerel but it would be gone in the next few days if they would continue to eat it as breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Maybe he could spend a few dollars on stuff they do need. Rin shakes his head. No, he wasn’t gonna spend money. He’s gonna win this contest and show Haru he’s more responsible with money. The redhead makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich for lunch. He didn’t know what Haru and him were gonna make for dinner. Knowing Haru he’ll probably hang around Makoto and have the brunette treat him out to food. None of Rin’s friends were that nice. Sousuke has never paid for the redhead nor would he and Momo never had a dollar on him. Around six Haru still hasn’t shown up nor has Kanate. Rin decides to have a small portion of mackerel for dinner and some bread. He wasn’t gonna worry about his brother since he was eating with his friends. “I’m home.” Haru says closing the door behind him. “Did you eat?” Rin asks. “Yah, Makoto and I ate some Chinese take out. He paid.” “Hmm, that’s nice. I’m glad you didn’t starve.” “Me too. Are cooking my mackerel?” Haru glares at the redhead. “I didn’t have anything else to cook.” “But I thought I was the only one who eats mackerel in this place?” Haru mimicked redhead about yesterday. “I’d rather eat it than die.” Rin rolls his eyes. “Keep eating my food and see what happens.” The raven pushes past the redhead heading to the bedroom. A few days has passed and the couple was still at it. Haru hid his mackerel from Rin and even from Kanate. Both Haru and Rin haven’t showered in days or did the laundry due to another contest Haru made up to see who can save up on the water bill. “You haven’t broken Haruka yet?” Gou asks on the phone. “No. He’s tougher than I thought.” Rin answers. “What happened to the boy who slept with newspapers? What happened to the boy who saved his tears to drink in the morning? Where’s the boy who can make five star meals with whatever was left in the fridge? Where is he?” “He’s still here. Don’t worry. Haru is going down tonight.” In the late afternoon Haru returns from the community pool. “How was work?” Rin asks from the kitchen. “Um Okay???” “Come here, I made us some dessert.” The redhead smiles pulling Haru into the kitchen. “Great, What did you make?” Haru asks rolling his eyes. “Popsicles!” Rin takes out an iced popsicle for the raven and another one from him. “I don’t trust you. What are these?” Haru raises an eyebrow making a face. “It’s just ice I scraped out of the edges of the freezer.” Rin shrugs his shoulders and licks his popsicle. Haru licks his dessert as well but he coughs at the taste slightly gagging. “It taste like smelly raw fish!” The raven grimaces. “I got peas. Wanna trade?” Rin suggests. “No, I’m fine, thanks!” Haru sends the redhead a cold glare. “Kanate is finished with his tutoring session at school. Can you pick him up?” “Fine. Whatever it takes to get away from you.” The raven grabs his keys and walks out the door. “Ugh! You smell, Haru.” Kanate covers his nose as he gets in the car. “Do you want a ride home or not?” “Not If you’re gonna smell like that. Ni-san smelled horrible today too. What’s wrong with you guys? Haven’t y’all heard of a shower?” “We’re using less water to lower the water bill.” “Can’t hurt to use the shower once a week.” Kanate mutters. “You guys also cancelled the cable and the internet. What am I suppose to do now?” “Go outside like a normal kid.” “Gross.” All the lights were off at the apartment when the two get back. Rin was at the dining table using the moon as his source of light to read the newspaper. “Why are the lights off?” Haru questions turning them on. “I just didn’t want to waste the electricity.” “Okay. If you don’t need them then I don’t either.” He flicks the lights off. “Can you guys stop with this? I feel like I’m a pioneer kid from the 80’s!”Kanate cries running to his room. “What’s for dinner?” Haru asks sitting in front of the raven. “Oh, you’re gonna love this!” Rin grins getting up to grab whatever was in the pantry. “We’re having dog food. Canned to be exact.” “Rin, this is dog food we had a year ago. When we had a dog.” Haru mentions. “Eh, it’s still good.” He shrugs his shoulders. “Chopped ground dinner with beef. Yum.” He reads the label. “You’re not gonna eat that are you?” The Raven’s eyes widened. “Hell Yah I am. Been waiting for this all day.” Rin opens the can and dumps the contents in a bowl. Haru’s jaw drops when Rin takes a spoonful of the dog food. The redhead grimaces as he chews the food down. 

“You’re turn baby.” Rin opens the other can pouring it into an empty bowl pushing it toward Haru. “Okay.” The raven says taking a spoonful.”It smells alright. I guess.” He sniffs it before putting the spoon full in his mouth and Rin gasps. Haru coughs and gags as he chews the dog food. 

“It’s okay, Haruka. You can spit it out.” Rin says. “No, I want to win.” He cries eating more of the dog food. “This is crazy. We’re eating dog food for dinner with the lights off. None of us are winning here. We look so stupid right now.” Rin sighs.”Let’s call it a draw.” “Okay But I really really really need to take a shower.” “Me too.” Rin smiles stroking Haru’s hand.”We can spend money just not the way we use too.” “Yah, that’s fair.” “Wanna order some take out?” “Fuck yeah. After what we just ate.” Haru leans in for a kiss but Rin pushes him away. “No way, dog breath.” Rin teases. “You ate dog food too!” Haru glares at the redhead. “Um, actually I just put a dog label on a can of chili.” He confesses rubbing the back of his neck. “Mine didn’t taste like fucking chili.” “It wasn’t. You actually ate dog food.” “Rin! I can’t believe you!” Haru punches the other on the shoulder. “Ow!” Rin yelps holding his shoulder.”I didn’t think you’d eat it! I’m sorry.” “You’re making dinner and doing the dishes for the whole month.” Haru orders. “Okay. Whatever to make it up to you.” He smiles before grabbing his phone to order Chinese food.

[dangermousie]

Trailer for ep 19 out and it’s DELICIOUS!!!!

Of course he’s there to tell her off. In best soap tradition, Ekim would have seen a very different picture if she stayed for another minute.

This is totally her “I am about to get laid by a high schooler” face. Gaye, perhaps you should examine how your life choices led you to prospect of sleeping with a fucked up and not particularly interested 18 year old in a seedy motel being the highlight of your week.

This is Kanat’s patented “I give no fucks about you and am about to say something really rude” face ahahahahahah

Bwhahahahah. That bod is only for Ekim. Perhaps his dad might be interested?

Poor sweet darling!

I love every time the brothers have an interaction that is not driven by the hate and damage Riza inflicted. Awwww, Aziz! Who is apparently the most functional one in that trainwreck of a family and is telling Kanat he can’t be good to everyone, it won’t work, so he has to pick to be good to those he truly loves (ie he should concentrate on making Ekim happy and if it hurts Gaye or whoever who cares.) God, Aziz. ILY my messed up boy coming out of the darkness your monster father inflicted!

I am screaming (but inside so as not to get locked up for a maniac.) I AM SCREAMING, OZMEL AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA!!!!!

They slay me. They are both horrible people and have caused so much pain to total randoms but like - I cannot explain how perfect they are together for me. Bad guy and bad girl who are everything to each other and can’t get it together and just...also, I can’t believe I am about to say this, but I am glad Ozan finally reached his limit and drew a line - and I love that he did it while being crystal clear it’s not because he doesn’t love her. He loves her but he can’t do this. Pls let her chase him - she might - the one time before they had a genuine fight she begged forgiveness on her knees in public because they are dramatic as hell but also because she really can’t be without him. That would hopefully teach her she has to put effort in.

Yes, Hazal, tell off Madam Statutory!

Ekim is 100% getting kidnapped at some point. I want it tbh because I want to see Kanat utterly lose it.

And she smacks the hell out of him. Last time she did it he kissed her. Probably won’t be this lucky this time. JUST TALK, IDIOTS!!!! Why did you lie, Kanat? Like - you can tell her you saw an ex and told her you only love Ekim! Kanat continues to cause himself all the harm/

The fact that it occurs to not a single character in this show (or the writers apparently) that Gaye is not just an ex or sidepiece or w/e but a groomer who chased an underaged abuse victim and that at best this is/was a really gross and inappropriate relationship is WILD to me. Fine Kanat is too fucked up, Ekim is mainly concentrating on potential cheating and Melissa is a mess but like - none of them? None of them realize that?!

PS Did they drop who the white elephant was entirely? The new writers are fine otherwise but they do leave a lot of plotholes.

[dangermousie]

Aziz x Leyla 4evah!!!!!

Who knew I would be rabidly shipping abused and kinda psycho “accountant” (sorry, my nick for him) brother of ML Aziz x formerly handicapped and kinda psycho BFF of FL Leyla but here I am and I am FUCKING RABID!!!

They “met” when he pretended to be his brother who she had a crush on and initiated a romance via texting for murky reasons. And then they fell for each other for real. She’s obsessive and so is he, they are both way fucked up, and it’s all delish.

You have NO idea how happy I am that (a) they backed off the whole “abuse victim is of course EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL with no feelings” thing they were going with in earlier eps (they switched writers and I way prefer the new ones; they made most characters less psycho thank God. Kanat is occasionally a human being now and Aziz and Leyla, headcases tho they may be are capable of love) (b) it is so refreshing that they started with Aziz fancying Ekim (possibly because his brother did and he has major issues) and Leyla obsessing over Kanat and they did all sorts of insane things because of it and then they went”fuck it” and fell for each other which is goddamn sane and I want insane secondaries to do and they never do.

Here he is freaking out over her being missing...

And rescuing her! SWOOOOOON!!!

Why his horrifically abusive father progressed from fucking with his son to fucking with his son’s girlfriend is...that is DEDICATION, I got to say!

Also, eeeee, people make Aziz x Leyla MVs!

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