#WAIT........ LET ME COOK?

[iidgm]

actually hold on ONE FUCKING MINUTE

[send4venus]

guys how do we feel about older!abby who’s your dads business partner, however you don’t know this and she doesn’t know you yet you meet by chance at a club and find yourself in her penthouse apartment, being placed on every surface in it as she plays with your pussy till its sore (and still soaked).

you expect to never see her again after leaving early in the morning and with moving across the country to attend brown university, why would you?

at least thats what you think until you sit yourself down at your dining table to have dinner with your father and reluctantly meet his new coworkers, and as he’s introducing each of them he gets to dr.anderson.

the same blue eyes you were looking into as you gushed all over her thick fingers are staring right back at you, yet this time you were fully clothed, in your house, separated by a dining table, a few food dishes, and your father.

[ashleyslorens]

TAROT CARDS ✴ HADESTOWN [in/sp]

[imaginariumwanderer]

Mkay last post before logging off. Featuring silly pixel art I made w/ my mouse.

This chart was actually made out of pure self-indulgent a while back with no intention of being posted, I ended up scribbling(?) all over the thing. Hopefully it's readable when zoomed in.

It's "my ship in 5 minutes" but I can make it 30 if you want. WARNING: Tons of sappy yapping+pixel art download under cut.

About "tropes": The trope is called Angel-Devil shipping, oh but I don't think PV is an angel. He's more like a God for SM (at least that's my preference)… Thinking at all the possible tropes that suits them make me really wonder why some people consider Shadowvanilla a crack/pro ship. Enemies to lovers or villain/hero ships have been pretty archetypal since the day of olds. Compared to all the ships I've encountered in the past… Shadowvanilla is more or less the "slightly out of the norm" on the "problematic ships scale" <- typing this out make me feel like an old fandom veteran haha

About "how it happens": I have no idea where to put PV on that chart. He's the one who approached first, but not out of romantic intents, him falling for SM is as unexpected as can be. SM fell first and slowly, and in 'slow' I meant decades upon decades. It's inevitable, painfully so, spending all those years watching over this cookie who's so perfect in his imperfections, how could one not feel something? Of course it's not so simple, that 'something' is a horrid mixture of disgust, envy, hatred, understanding, both the need to preserve and destroy… And maybeee the tiniest crumb of affection? SM realized something around the first couple hundredth years mark, he then spends the next thousands in denial of it. No matter. Whether it's PV or the Soul jam, his birth-given rights. SM knows what he wants and he WILL get what he wants. (He's wrong on both fronts. And somewhere in the back of his mind, SM knows that. But he'll never admit it. He'll never ever admit anything. Until it's too late. In a way, the same goes for PV)

About a certain someone who's not clingy, but would die for attention: I think PV gets lonely easily. As he's hyper-aware of himself and considerate of others, appearing clingy is the last thing PV wants. So PV would put extra efforts in taking care of those around him, be it cookies, animals or the greenery in his garden. A healer is always busy, always helpful. If he's always needed by others then he would never be afraid of being alone. Ironically enough, this ended up making PV come off as a little overbearing. As of late, the only ones able to see through the facade are Hollyberry cookie and you-know-who.

Other scattered thoughts: These two are completely different yet can't be more similar, on the various sliding scales they're either stuck to one another or are flung to both ends. On another note, honestly I can't see these two doing anything domestic together, the most I can see is cooking, which is basically the same as magic in the cookie world. Anyways, are they in "love"? Are they dating? Not really, no. It's more of a a parasitic-turned-symbiotic-soulbond, a will-they-won't-they-destroy-the-world situationship (iykyk) I do enjoy relationships that's hard to put into words. Their feelings are somehow romantic, somewhat deranged and something much, much deeper.

My desire to ship these two comes from the desire to see them grow beyound their archetypes. Being with PV does give SM the chance to be horrible as can be, yeah, but I'd like to think SM does have a personality outside of being a villainous tormentor. He spends so long observing others, and now for the first time he's being seen. Now SM have met someone who can see right through him, who can glimpse into those dammed vulnerabilities of his. Being with SM does let us see PV in his darkest moments, but it's at the same time the moments where PV can shine the most, to prove SM that his ideals isn't naïveté or simple platitudes. In canon, SM+PV works well as enemies, but it is the many contradictions born when romance is added into the mix that got me shipping. They simultaneously break down and bolster one another's greatest traits. Like binary stars, they orbit around the other, so close yet so far apart, lest they collide. They could've been so perfect for each other. But not in this life, or the next, or the next...

Pixel art time! I have way too much fun w/ Smilk's many faces, his and PV's combined came to around 22 expressions. These are quick to made due to their small size (25x25 px). Zip file includes both the og and 75x75 sizes. I don't mind if any Vanilla milkshakers might use these, just please remember to read the my art terms and conditions first! (which can be found in my About)

Some disclaimer: some images may have different names. This is the first time I'm using Getuploader so sorry if something broke.

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[endcraft]

i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

[imlostinmy20s]

[crystallizsch]

washed up eel attempts to court the neighborhood queen through a romantic dance invitation or something (based on this by @viperbunnies )

HELP I JUST RUSHED THIS BYE 🏃💨💨

[kentuckyfriedmegumi]

that itafushi angst

[pooptrongnee]

I swear i love them normal amount 😞😭‼️👹

[max-nolastname]

BLACK SAILS FANS NEVER LOSE

[lavenoon]

TFW your curious human partner wants to watch you eat but you're maybe not quite ready to have them witness it, so you tease them out of it

@naffeclipse I looked at all the angst buildup from chapter 17 and just decided to ignore it to instead deliver post-canon fluff <3

[necromelli]

drunk, teenage Finnick and you getting into an argument, and when a Capitolite jumps in to defend Finnick, he loses it + gets mad because you weren't even doing anything in the first place??? you're literally just trying to get Finn to go home because he's too inebriated for his own good (he knows this) which ensues him yelling and arguing with said Capitolite as the crowd gathers around. you see a camera flash and you're quick to remind Finnick about his image (mags is already gonna kill y'all, god help y'all if pictures and videos get out) and then he's all cocky and arrogant and somehow makes everyone else think the Capitolite was at fault and, of course, the crowd just eats Finnick's words right up

[thefailedabortioon]

thinking about mike passing will his hellfire shirt for something to wear while he’s staying with the wheelers and will’s just like “what’s this???” mike looks back at the t-shirt and just shrugs.

“just a club requirement.”

“hellfire.” will reads off of the shirt, “cool name for a club. what kind?”

mike swallows, twisting his fingers awkwardly. “dnd.”

will’s grin widens, “you joined a dnd club?”

“yeah. me, lucas, dustin. we all joined.” will’s just giggling dumbfoundedly because since when did hawkins high school have a dnd club? and why was he only finding out about this now?

“you guys have got to let me in,” he said, pulling the shirt over his head. it’s a little too big for him, and it’s loose. he wouldn’t think it would fit mike either but to be fair, just about anything would fit mike’s size.

mike breath shortens, lungs possibly threatening to collapse, because god his shirt looks so good on him. “i’ll talk to eddie. you’re going to absolutely love the guy.”

[bleue-flora]

While we are on the topic of Disney Princess Dream (oh… just me?) I thought I might as well share this 3am au (theory? explanation?…) I had last summer relating to Technoblade’s joke about the Dream SMP being all just a dream after all, hence the name.

Basically, in this au a round of minecraft manhunt goes wrong and no one can find Dream. When they eventually do, they find him asleep, cursed like Sleeping Beauty.

The dream he’s having is the DSMP and everyone who comes to save him ends up becoming part of the curse and falling asleep. That’s why new people just randomly show up in the DSMP, they come to end the curse, but fail and end up joining the server instead. George sleeping all the time, is actually him somehow waking up from the curse, going out and bringing new people to try to save Dream and break the curse, which is trying to make everyone who came to save Dream want to kill him.

So, essentially nothing in canon changes, everything stays the same just now with added explanations. And I imagine it ending with Sylvee (the unofficial member of the DSMP) coming to the rescue and kissing Dream in typical Disney Princess fashion, breaking the curse.

The End.

[allgremlinart]

was going to be like "uwa uuhh wuuu wuu if I post jetkobaby!ocs will u guys promise not to unfollow me for being cringe 🥺 I dont want to spring this on you" as if I havent posted ghostbatbaby!ocs on here before. and also a billion other things also on that same level. You know who I am by now

[arolegos]

cooking up a ninjago arcane au rn and what if i was evil