#Trump satire

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[mysharona1987]

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[evanbi-ckley]

americans are born with guns in our hands and you MISS????? what is this country coming to

[blurries]

BREAKING NEWS: Natalie Scatorccio denies the alleged involvement in the assassination attempt on Donald Trump, with the following statement:

“I wouldn't have missed.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

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[bootsysblog15]

Guys i hate the election why did they have to queerbait us and then basically kill sleepy joe off like wtf triden had so much potential

[madame-helen]

[republikkkanorcs]

[canadianabroadvery]

[rejectingrepublicans]

[donald-trump-official]

Fun facts of the day!

- State charges cannot be pardoned by the President of the United States. They have to be pardoned by the governor of the state in which the crime was committed

- the governor of Georgia does not have pardon power, that power was stripped in 1943 by the Georgia state legislature

- TV cameras are forbidden in federal court. TV cameras are permitted in state court. It’s already been stated that Donald Trump’s Georgia trial will be televised

- Donald Trump will be booked, processed, fingerprinted, and have his mug shot taken just like any other person who enters the Fulton country jail. They don’t believe in special treatment down there

- the Georgia RICO statue carries a 5 year mandatory minimum sentence which cannot be revoked by a judge

[mysharona1987]

[creepyolddude1973]

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

This is the deplorable clown that Drumpf is always retweeting.

*For those of you not familiar with Hoodlum he has a popular comedy account. This is not actually Catturd.

[jonostroveart]

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