#Tom is so stupid

[peach-duckie]

He's so cute, I hope he dies/pos

[kantuh]

show it to me rachael please

[fuhosh-i]

“Where’s the pathetic element?” Exactly Tom Hardy. Exactly.

(x)

[nex-has-gender-envy]

I WANNA RIDE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️

Realized that vorse has rlly big Kelpie energy and I'm living for it.

[kazanskyy]

serving ✨cunt✨ and country

[enthyrea]

icemav doodles and dumb memes

[majimasleftasscheek]

kazumaji week 2024 - karaoke kings

oughhoughg matching outfits... 😩💖

[bichobolitach]

We have so little on their dynamic but I hope its something like this fr

Just because he can’t lie doesn’t mean he has to tell u stuff 😭😂

[frozen-seagrass]

Thinking about Mav being unsure of what Ice's eye color is

Of course he's not going to do the normal thing and ask the man, so he settles for finding ways to get up close and personal to try and see for himself without being obvious (-> he fails)

But every time he gets a close enough look they're different. One day they look blue but the next they look hazel. One moment they look brown but then he turns his head and a different light catches on them and they look almost green

It turns into one big game of "How close will he let me get? How much will he let me see?" And it's not until he's gotten to the point of being a breath away from Ice's face- close enough to brush lips- and standing under the bright white LEDs that he realizes that they're gray

[nonbinary-arsonists]

"You can't possess something twice."

...

they'll just forget about it. surely. no problem.

text:

Matt: HUH?

Edd: And what is THAT supposed to mean, Tom?

E: hey! Tom! Hello?? that is NOT the kind of statement you can just turn and walk away from!!!

E: okay! ha ha! funny joke, Tom! but we just got ACTUALLY POSSESSED, and I would LIKE to KNOW if another one of my housemates is, you know, ALSO POSSESSED!

E: Tom? Tom I swear if you shut that door-

SFX: *SLAM*

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

im figuring out how they feel about each other

text:

Edd: Matt's just such a nice person! He always knows how to cheer me up <3

Tord: Matt is always willing to play along with whatever bullshit I come up with. He can also be quite thoughtful, when he remembers to be.

Tom: *shrug* He's objectively hot.

Tm: ...what.

Edd: Wow... where would I be without Tord, really? He's *always* been there for me.

Tom: ...

Matt: Oh, Tord's great! He always has the best ideas for pranks and stuff... especially on Tom!

Edd: Tom'a got his issues, but deep down he's just like a teddy bear. Just as cuddly, too!

Tord: Tom is really fun to mess with. He deserves it... most of the time.

Matt: Tom's the best! He's a great listener and an awesome musician! I'm a little jealous of him, to be honest.

M: Also he's reeeeeeeally cute when he's angry!

E: *nod*

Td: *nod*

Tord: Edd's always been with me. I don't know what I would do without him.

Tom: ...Edd's the reason I'm here.

Matt: Edd's the best! He's kind, smart, supportive, creative, inspiring... everything!

[do-some-of-that-pilot-shit]

Maverick: Whenever Ice is mad at me, I tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to ask me for help.

*sound of breaking glass in the background*

Maverick: It hasn't worked yet but I'm optimistic

[shivroy]

what if the tomshiv baby wasn't aborted and turned out to be just like a weird cunt. this is my unadulterated vision

[bumblingbabooshka]

The worst trope in the universe is when someone accuses character A, who is part of a real or fantasy or coded minority, of doing something bad and everyone's like "That's just your prejudice against [real or fantasy minority]!" and it turns out character A actually did do that bad thing and everyone else was stupid for not believing they did that bad thing.

[drunkonduty]

Did i cook?

[airlocksandaviaries]

"Icemav" "Pennymav"

LMAO U MEAN THESE MFS??????