#This time Andrew ends up in a world that's teeming with entities

[tropicalcontinental]

strange world to build in don't you think Chris?

[anthonybialy]

Bumbling Rumble

Women's wrestling champion of the world Andy Kaufman couldn't have planned a more hilarious presidency. The problem is Donald Trump may be serious. All evidence indicates he truly believes he's a heavyweight champion. McDonald's makes reaching the division easy.

A slapfest between NBA players who've never thrown a combined punch in their lives doesn't make for thrilling bouts. The unpleasant president squaring off against the repulsive media is the Iran-Iraq War of politics without the fun explosions.

Our tough guy executive spars with foes who couldn't do a chin-up. It's even in its way. Trump is Eric Cartman as the Coon attacking someone sitting in the park and pretending he stopped an assault.

The self-proclaimed top puncher won't fight for real. Trump's pattern of running his mouth when it was safe to talk tough only became clear about 30 years before he ran for the presidency. I'm sure there's no reason to verify if someone's as muscular as claimed, especially for a politician. The fact it took him so long to join the club is supposed to be an argument for him.

There are real victims of not backing up reputation. Hong Kong is getting shoved around by one of the globe's most brutish regimes, and Trump will gallantly fight back by slapping tariffs on them someday, too.

Making Americans pay more for Chinese goods will really teach us a lesson. At least Obamacare still hasn't been repealed. Plus, the tough bastard bravely refuses to do anything about entitlements that'll doom those who weren't born Fred Trump's son.

Ignoring a problem makes it disappear according to an inspirational leader. You'd think the best businessman ever would be able to diagnose an awful deal and sell Americans on saving for their own retirements instead of letting an entity connected to Nancy Pelosi squander it. And it took true bravery to start bitching about the wall as soon as his ostensible party was in the congressional minority.

Moaning about injustice is sure to remedy it. Of course the media's comprised of pathetic shills for the losing side of the Cold War. The profession teems with self-styled intellectuals who are so stupid that they majored in journalism. But it's something to not let ruin one's perception.

Adults presume life's unfair in general and in this case particularly. Stenographer pinkos are so consumed with changing the world they forget to do their actual tasks, which involve recording what interesting people do. So, do good work and let voters see that instead of the improper classification. Trump considers bitching part of his job.

The embarrassment of whining that people are mean to you should have sunk in by sophomore year of high school. Humans should expect teasing, especially those in particular who become Earth's most powerful person. Pouting is undignified for any adult, especially one with this job. Even more so, an executive who's spent a lifetime spent lucking into promotions naturally doesn't feel grateful. Trump is technically presidential.

But what about not throwing tantrums? The sort of people who believed Mitt Romney was out to ban tampons still wonder how they ended up with Donald freaking Trump. Either way, we end up with liberals who think every Republican is a murderous demonic racist out to cancel lovely insurance for personal amusement. Elizabeth Warren could switch parties like she tried with ethnicities, and suddenly she'd be a heartless orphan-kicker.

Has anyone been convinced by a Trump tweet? Even the moments where he pleasantly surprises by uttering something correct don't change minds. Take how he supposedly imposed a Muslim ban did just that except for the part how it didn't ban Muslims. Nobody was swayed by his shrieking about unfair coverage. George W. Bush wouldn't have kvetched and gotten the same result. But he fights!

An aggrieved leader's kvetching has convinced precisely zero voters. His fervent cultists treat anything he utters as prophecy as self-appointed enemies won't hear him out on the rare occasion he's accurate. The undercard is similarly dull.

Battling for truth would be easier if his grasp on reality were more than tenuous. Trump is so busy explaining how everyone against him is a mean bully that he doesn't have time to research his claims. They're undoubtedly winners.

Write off the idiots. There are always going to be suckers. On top of that, the most deluded are convinced everyone else is gullible. Pompous dolts who think they're informed after skimming a headline or hearing Jimmy Kimmel's enthralling take on compassion aren't going to be convinced by Trump's truculence.

The real answer to the question of media bias lies in winning the culture. Fight the problem at the source instead of waiting for it to pollute all the way downstream. We've forgot Andrew Breitbart's lessons, which is unfortunately easy to do considering the site with his name on it degenerated into a doughy pale pride site.

Do what's right and trust truth to win out. It's tough when mendacious zombies slime you. But if the media truly bites it as much as suspected, the one way to not help is sinking to their level. Whining others are being unfair is as undignified as it is ineffective.

You'd think a president concerned about fake news be worried about accuracy himself. That doesn't exonerate his target. The mendacious press shrieking at an exhausting president is what would happen if the Red Sox could play the Patriots. You don't have to align with either group of fiendish ghouls.

Are you genuflecting to a blithering phony or do you want the socialists to burn the Constitution with a lit flag? The lame binary choice applied to everything just makes a supposed brawl that much more of a letdown. Use your nails!