#Therefore I'm dumping her for the creature living in the sewers
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Started playing Stardew Valley recently and immediately started romancing Haley, because I find the 'pretty mean girl' archetype entertaining. But as soon as we actually started dating, she changed...and I didn't want her to change! I had liked her because she was shallow and superficial!
"Shopping just doesn't sound as fun as it used to. What's happening to me?" I don't know girl, but I think this game expected me to have a corruption kink for turning people into farmers
#I don't want to turn her into a farmgirl. She shouldn't live on a farm. I refuse to ruin her.#Therefore I'm dumping her for the creature living in the sewers#(tbh I can't imagine a worse outcome for your first serious relationship. I'm so sorry Haley)#Stardew Valley#textpost#sdv haley
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