#There is something to be said about how Percy's hatred of Ethan sort of mirrors Alabaster's hated of Percy but we'll talk about that

[artemx746]

I find it so hilarious how much Percy absolutely HATED Ethan, every time he had had to narrate about Ethan it was basically just "EtHaN NaKaMuRa was there, he was just standing there but he was doing it in an asshole way because he's a good for nothing, traitorous asshole punk. Fucking hate that guy." Meanwhile Ethan's just like "I don't really care about Jackson, I talked to him like once and now he just holds it against me for whatever reason but I don't really care about him as a person. I just try to kill him because it's my job."

Peak comedy.

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

Ethan: *outright tells Percy that he will join Kronos if he doesn't kill him*

Percy: Now that we had one(1) positive interaction it means we're besties for life and the fact that he'd still join Kronos, like he told me he would do, is a personal betrayal and means Ethan is a little punk despite being older than me. Hope he dies. Wait—

I find it so hilarious how much Percy absolutely HATED Ethan, every time he had had to narrate about Ethan it was basically just "EtHaN NaKaMuRa was there, he was just standing there but he was doing it in an asshole way because he's a good for nothing, traitorous asshole punk. Fucking hate that guy." Meanwhile Ethan's just like "I don't really care about Jackson, I talked to him like once and now he just holds it against me for whatever reason but I don't really care about him as a person. I just try to kill him because it's my job."

Peak comedy.