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srslyblvck · 2 months
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in my arms, five hargreeves
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pairing: five hargreeves x fem!reader
synopsis: In the chaos, you break down, and Five comforts you, giving you new hope.
genre: angst, hurt-comfort, fluff
warnings: mental breakdown
author's note: this is to cope with the ending of tua s4 cuz idt i will be recovering from that anytime soon lmao
word count: 0.5k
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ THE WORLD WAS ENDING. Again.
You had lost count of how many apocalypses you and the rest of the Umbrella Academy had thwarted. Each one had left you more exhausted, more broken than the last. The constant fighting, the never-ending chaos, and the relentless pressure to save the world were taking their toll. There was no time to rest, no time to heal. Just fight, survive, and then do it all over again.
But this time, it was different. You could feel it in your bones. The hopelessness, the crushing weight of responsibility—it was all too much. You had always prided yourself on being strong, on never showing weakness. But now, standing in the ruins of yet another battle, you felt yourself breaking.
The others were scattered, each dealing with their own demons. But you couldn't keep going. Not like this. You sank to the ground, tears streaming down your face as the overwhelming sense of despair consumed you. You had tried so hard, fought so long, but it never seemed to be enough.
You didn't hear Five approach. He had always been the enigma, the one who seemed to have everything under control. You and he had clashed countless times, your arguments as fierce as the battles you fought. But now, as he knelt beside you, all the animosity seemed to fade away.
"Hey," he said softly, his voice lacking its usual edge. "What's going on?"
You couldn't bring yourself to look at him. "I can't do it anymore," you whispered, your voice breaking. "I can't keep saving the world. It's too much. I'm tired, Five. I'm so tired."
He was silent for a moment, then moved closer, wrapping his arms around you in an embrace that was surprisingly gentle. You stiffened at first, not used to this side of him, but then you let yourself relax into his arms. You buried your face in his shoulder, sobbing uncontrollably.
"I know," he murmured, his hand rubbing your back in soothing circles. "I know it's hard. But you don't have to carry this burden alone."
You shook your head, the words spilling out between sobs. "I don't want to let everyone down. But I'm losing hope, Five. Everything is in chaos, and I can't… I can't keep pretending I'm okay."
Five tightened his grip on you, his voice uncharacteristically soft. "You're not letting anyone down. You're human. You're allowed to feel this way. We've been through hell, and it's okay to break sometimes."
You clung to him, his words offering a glimmer of comfort amidst the darkness. For so long, you had believed that showing weakness was a sign of failure. But now, in Five's arms, you realized that maybe it was okay to let someone else in, to let them help carry the weight.
The chaos around you seemed to fade as you cried, Five's presence grounding you in a way you hadn't thought possible. He held you tightly, his hand gently stroking your hair. It was a side of him you had never seen before, and it made you feel a strange sense of comfort amidst the pain.
You weren't sure how long you stayed like that, wrapped in each other's embrace, but for the first time in a long time, you felt a glimmer of hope. Not for the past, but for the future. Because as long as you had Five by your side, you knew you could face whatever came next.
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rcksmith · 2 months
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I have no words to describe my disappointment with the 4th season of TUA. Five's character was SO out of character that I wanted to scream!
He would NEVER be in the CIA. He would NEVER have betrayed on Diego.
He would NEVER have been with a MARRIED woman.
He would NEVER have acted SO calm and stupid about everything like a plant!
HE IS EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DECIPHER ANYTHING?
I refuse to write anything about him this season. All his virtues; FIERCE loyalty to family, ALWAYS saving family NO MATTER the means, ALWAYS COMING HOME, have been thrown away!
I feel betrayed by Netflix.
I'll only write anything from 3s onwards.
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hargreeves-duncan · 1 month
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY MASTERLIST
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✩ = multiple requests
Allison Hargreeves -
N/A
Ben Hargreeves -
N/A
Diego Hargreeves -
- Diego Hargreeves x fem!reader - Smut 17+
- Diego Hargreeves x fem!reader - Smut 17+
- Diego Hargreeves x fem!Klaus'sbestfriend!reader - Fluff
Five Hargreeves -
- cheating!Five Hargreeves x impliedfem!reader - Angst
- cheating!Five Hargreeves x fem!reader pt.2
- Five Hargreeves x fem!casinowaitress!reader - Fluff
- Five Hargreeves x fem!reader - He Thinks You're Delores
- Five Hargreeves x fem!reader - Spa Day, Fluff/Comfort
- lovesick!Five Hargreeves x fem!reader - Fluff
- Five Hargreeves x gn!reader - Doomed Love, Hurt/Comfort
- Five Hargreeves x gn!reader - Max's Diner, Fluff - ✩
Klaus Hargreeves -
- Klaus Hargreeves x gn!reader - Comfort/Fluff
- Klaus Hargreeves x gn!reader - Smut
Lila Pitts -
N/A
Luther Hargreeves -
N/A
Viktor Hargreeves -
- Viktor Hargreeves x fem!reader - Period Comfort
- Viktor Hargreeves x fem!Lila'sbestfriend!reader - Fluff
- Viktor Hargreeves x fem!reader - Fluff
- Viktor Hargreeves x gn!reader - Fluff - ✩
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mrsmikaelsxn · 1 year
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Oblivious To Love
masterlist 1k celebration
pairing: five hargreeves x female reader
warnings: fluff, kinda flirting, kissing
summary: five is your boss at the commission, always flirting and hinting that he likes you. you're oblivious to this but then finally admits his feelings - requested by anon
a/n: not to toot my own horn but i think my writing was pretty good in this. thanks so much for requesting for five because i have to write more of him !!
song: i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys
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Five Hargreeves was certainly a character.
He was a decently closed off person. He was always thinking... calculating. Always working to be ten steps ahead of everyone and everything.
He didn't enjoy working at the Commission. He'd rather be enjoying life with his family, and enjoying a decent cup of coffee. For a while when he was there, he was always aggravated at someone or something.
That was until you came.
Or well, until he met you. You've been working there for a few months already.
You're the most stunning person he's ever laid his eyes on. To make things better, he was over the moon when you became his assistant.
You are absolutely lovely. Not to mention, incredible at your job.
You're sweet, smart, and extremely sensible.
Five loved your company. He was always in a good mood when you're around. He often dreamt about you, not to be taken out of context.
He dreamt of a life with you, seeing as how you two are so compatible.
To put the cherry on the sundae, you made the best coffee he's ever had. That says a lot coming from him.
"Good morning, Five," your captivating voice fills his office.
"Morning, gorgeous," he smiles.
He watches as your cheeks turn a light shade of pink. "You have got to stop calling me things like that."
"Nonsense, everything I call you is fitting."
He leans back in his seat and watches your movements as you move towards him. He takes in your outfit and curses the unprofessional thoughts that invade his head.
Today you were dressed in a knee length black skirt, a white button up blouse, and a black blazer.
The blouse had a few buttons undone which gave a glorious view of your cleavage when you lowered yourself to pick a fallen paper off the floor.
However, he considered himself a gentleman, so he looked away.
"Anyway, I was just about to go and make your coffee. Would it be troublesome if I joined you today?"
He stands up from the chair and strolls over to you. He brushes a strand of hair that sways in front of your face. "You're always welcome to join me, doll."
"Great! I'll be right back," you beam and leave.
To say you enjoyed having Five as your boss was an understatement. He was always kind to you, never let anyone say a bad word about you.
You wouldn't deny the fact that he was an attractive young man. The way he called you pet names that had your stomach flutter made you have a sliver of hope that he liked you.
True, pure love.
It's something you've always dreamed about. Reading it in books and seeing it in films gave you a longing to have someone to spend your life with.
After you finished preparing the two coffees, you walk back to Five's office. Your heels make a sound with every step you take.
You open the door and send a soft smile to your boss. "Welcome back, beautiful."
You break eye contact and place his beverage in front of him. "Hi."
He leans his head in his hands as he rests his elbows on his desk and admires you. "How did I get so lucky," he mumbles, not meaning for you to hear it.
You chew the inside of your cheek, "Get lucky with what?" you ask quietly.
He blinks. Then blinks again. "How did I get so lucky with you? When did I do something to deserve you?"
"Oh, um, t-that's very sweet of-"
"Have you ever taken into consideration that there's a deeper reason why I act the way I do with you?"
"Well, not exactly..." you trail off.
"Hm. Did you ever cogitate about how maybe there's a more meaningful explanation to how I behave around you? One besides getting entertainment from witnessing you blush?"
Your mouth opens slightly, and you are at a loss for words. After a moment, your eyes meet his intense ones. You take a breath, "Are you saying..."
He nods once, "Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying."
"But what about-"
Before you have the chance to finish your sentence, he strides over in front of your chair, puts his hands on each one of the arm rests, and connects his lips softly onto yours.
He felt you freeze for a split second, before you tilted your head upwards to kiss him back easier.
He drowns in the feeling of your lips. The kiss being shared between you two is better than anything he ever could have imagined.
You both taste of coffee, and he loves it.
You pull back and smile shyly as him. He takes a step back and hops onto the desk, so he's now sitting on it and facing you.
He leans his elbows on his knees and clasps his hands together. "I hope after that kiss you'll join me for dinner tomorrow night."
You stand up and smooth your skirt. "I would be delighted."
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neahtrix · 3 months
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I’m gonna say it: I love those fics where Five lives with Diego and Lila post-season 3.
I’ve only found like 3 fics of it but all of them have such good characterisation and authentic storylines despite the fact that they would never live together in canon. That’s the fun of fanfic I guess!
(If anyone has anymore fics that fit this trope feel free to share 🙏)
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badkitty3000 · 8 months
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MY MASTER LIST OF NUMBER FIVE FANFICTION
I write exclusively Number Five Hargreeves fanfiction. If you have any requests for one shots featuring Five x reader-insert or my original characters, please let me know! I am always up for new ideas and would love to hear yours! Use the Ask Me Anything button for requests but please read my rules first *Requests Closed*
The only "rules" I have are as follows ( no judgement to anyone, I just have my preferences):
Five will be aged up to at least 17 or 18 (body wise) or older
Five is an old man underneath it all, so no teenage romances or crushes
No rape/non-con, but dub-con is ok
No ABO, hardcore BDSM, Yandere
I will not be writing any Five/Lila ships, sorry!
*Updated September 2024*
POSTED ON TUMBLR:
One Fateful Day
Five x Single Mom Reader-Insert, 5,000 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five finds friendship and a blossoming romance where he least expected it
Warnings: None
Don't Stand So Close To Me
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 6,700 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five was doing his best to resist you. You were too young for him. Too eager. But when he decided to try and scare you straight, he got a little more than he bargained for. That's when he realized maybe he wasn't as strong as he thought he was.
Warnings: Smut, explicit sex, everyone is an adult
World's Collide
Multiple Fives x Multiple Female OCs/Readers, 6,976 words, one-shot, co-authored with @kaybreezy3000
Summary: A steaming hot and humorous deli Five story, and An Ode To All The Fives We’ve Loved Before.
Warnings: Smut, explicit sex
You Made It Weird. Real Fucking Weird
A platonic!Five x Lila sort of fix it for season four, 2607 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five comforts Lila with a mixture of his usual snark, sweetness, and honesty when she has a major breakdown after being away from her family for so long. NO smut! NO romance! Purely friendship. I do not ship these two!
Warnings: None
Five's Audition Tape
Five x Female OC, 4,179 words, one-shot
Summary: Vivian catches Five singing in the shower and secretly records the evidence. When she's caught, she tries to hide from him, which ends in some major rearranging of their kitchen pantry. What she doesn't know, though, is that their little closet bang is not the private moment they intended.
Warnings: Smut, closet sex
A Company Man
Five, The Handler, 2,415 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: A short one-shot about Five and The Handler when he first got to the commission and how she is the master of manipulation and messing with his mind.
Warnings: None
Breaking The Rules
Five x Plus Size Reader, 8,159 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: You and Five work at the Commission and you're shocked to learn that maybe he doesn't always have a thing for thin girls. He likes you just the way you are.
Warnings: Smut, slight Daddy kink
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
Five x Unnamed Female Character, Five x Dolores, 6,078 words, one-shot, reader request (but also already on AO3 with a couple small changes)
Summary: Five is trying his hardest to be in a real relationship with someone that cares about him. When he comes across a familiar face in a thrift shop window, all of his dreams of normalcy are dashed. And he can't help the decades-old feelings that resurface.
Warnings: Smut, Doll fetishization, Five is not in a good place mentally
Tamed
Five x Unnamed Female Character, 8,141 words, reader request, one-shot
Summary: Five is living his retirement dream, but he's still in his 20-year old body, and he's bored with his unexciting life. All that changes after a chance meeting with an "older" woman that thinks she's going to teach him a few things in the bedroom. But she soon realizes that he already knows what he's doing. And just like everything else Number Five does, he does it very very well.
Warnings: Smut, Edging, Physical age difference (older woman, younger man), everyone is an adult
Coercion
Five x Female Reader, 5,202 words, reader request, one-shot
Summary: You and Five are working as trained assassins and you're not exactly happy with him
Warnings: Smut, Sub Five, oral sex, light bondage, light dom/sub
Daddy's Home
Five x Female Reader, 3,273 words, one-shot
Summary: Taken from a longer fic of mine and turned into a reader-insert. Five wants you naked and waiting for him when he gets home.
Warnings: Explicit sex, Daddy kink
The Contest
Five x Female OC, 5,751 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five and Vivian find themselves under the influence of an aphrodisiac. So, naturally, they turn it into a sexy competition.
Warnings: Explicit sex, masturbation, mutual masturbation, dirty talk
Your Touch
Five x Female OC, 3318 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Cute, fluffy drabbles of Five and his wife and their everyday life of being madly in love. No smut!
Warnings: Swearing
Five Hargreeves NSFW Headcanons
Just a list of random smutty headcanons that I have for Five
Warnings: smut
In Sickness And In Health
Five x Female OC, 4437 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Thank you for the request!! Here's a funny/sweet/smutty one-shot of Five taking care of his sick wife like the sexy softy he is. I hope you enjoy!
Warnings: explicit sex, Daddy kink
No Escape
Five x Female OC, 8045 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five is forced into assassin mode when Vivian is put in danger by another Commission agent. He must not be very smart, though, because no one in their right mind would dare lay a hand on Five's girl.
Warnings: blood, violence, smut at the end but can be skipped and won't affect the story
Room For One More
Five x Female Reader-Insert, Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, Five x Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, 7192 words, one-shot
Summary: Five and Klaus head out to the bar to celebrate their birthday. When they catch the eye of the attractive bartender, she decides to give them a very special birthday present. The only catch is they have to share.
Warnings: M/M/F, vaginal sex, anal sex, double penetration
Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee -Chapters 1-6
Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee-Chapters 7-9
Five x Female Reader, Klaus x Female Reader, 50,497 words, 9 chapters
Summary: You and Klaus are in a casual relationship. No ties, just sex. When you start spending a lot of time at his apartment, you somehow manage to break through his brother's prickly outer shell. He seems to like you, or at least tolerate you the best that Five can. When you start to realize that maybe there is more than just mutual friendship between the two of you, it opens up a lot of feelings and unanswered questions. And a lot of problems.
Warnings: Explicit sex, Daddy kink
Physical Fitness
Five x Female Reader, 2800 words, one-shot
Summary: Five has been distant lately, but you discover all he needs is a good workout to get his mind back on you again
Warnings: Explicit sex, Daddy kink
Lewd Public Acts
Five x Female OC, 7,412 words, one-shot
Summary: Getting busy in a public space with people around? The idea of someone witnessing everything becomes a turn on for Five's wife, and he is definitely up for the challenge. After all, he can never deny her anything. And, let's face it; there might be something in it for him, too.
Warnings: Explicit sex
Addicted
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 3,199 words, one-shot
Summary: Sometimes our bodies get a taste of something so good that it's nearly impossible to quit. No matter how bad it is for us. And right now that something is Five Hargreeves.
Warnings: Sex, little bit of blood kink
Weak
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,891 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted, from Five's POV.
Summary: Even Five Hargreeves is no stranger to temptation. He tries to hard to stay away. He wants to do the right thing for once in his life. If not for himself, then for her. But every man has his breaking point.
Warnings: Explicit sex, rough sex
Strength
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,427 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted and Weak
Summary: Five is finally strong enough to give in to his true feelings and tell you how he feels. You are strong enough to let him.
Warnings: Sex
The Download
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31, 310 words, 5 chapters
Summary: It's the end of the world and everyone you know is gone. After you find yourself at the Hotel Obsidian, you realize you have something in common with the rest of the remaining population. When Number Five takes a particular interest in you, and your special ability, the evening turns into much more than you expected. The universe may be hours away from imploding, but you and Five are going out with a bang.
Warnings: Explicit sex, praise kink, rough sex, Five is physically 17, reader is 30
Chapters 1 and 2
Chapters 3, 4, 5
All Of My Works On AO3
Halo (Series)
Five x Female OC multi-part series that follows Five and his eventual wife, Vivian, through many stages of their life together. 5 parts total.
All parts in this series rated E for explicit sex.
Halo
First part in series, 25,460 words, 7 chapters
Summary: What starts as a one-night stand eventually turns into a growing romance. Number Five and Vivian are drawn to one another, despite their initial resistance. However, Five's past makes a relationship difficult and she has some issues of her own. Despite an unhealthy codependency, their lives are intertwined. For better or for worse.
Hole In My Soul
Second part in series, 30,903 words, 11 chapters
Summary: Vivian and Five now have an established relationship and are in love. She melds easily into the Hargreeves family as Five finally discloses their relationship to his siblings. But some disturbing behavior from Five makes Viv re-evaluate her choices. Will their love for one another be enough when life throws them a curve ball and they have some tough decisions to make?
Just Like Heaven
Third part in series, 25,362 words, 8 chapters
Summary: Vivian and Five have been actively trying to start a family, but to no avail. The stress is wearing on them both and it's affecting their once solid relationship. With the last few months left on Five's Commission contract, he is looking forward to putting that part of his life in the past. However, Viv is soon confronted with a harsh truth that puts their relationship in jeopardy.
Promise To Kill
Fourth part in series, 86,881 words, 12 chapters
Summary: Five is married to the love of his life, with a young son, and the retirement life he always dreamed. Everything is perfect. Which should have been Five's first clue that something was going to go wrong. A new discovery involving his child leads to a horrible family tragedy. The Umbrella Academy has to step up to save the day and Five's family.
Our Forever
Fifth and final part in series, 32,175 words, 8 chapters
Summary: Five's never been great with healthy coping skills. Even after all this time. When he is faced with a horrible tragedy and he doesn't know how to cope, he blames himself, as usual. But this time, it seems it can't be fixed. Until a sudden vision from beyond makes him realize that maybe he can after all.
Five/Vivian One-Shot Series
Five x OC collection of one-shots that show little glimpses into Five and Vivian's life over the years, in no particular order or timeline. 11 works in total.
All works in this series rated E or M for explicit sex/smut (except for one - rated G)
Damaged 3,210 words
Extra Credit 6,436 words
Piece de Resistance aka The French Lady Incident 7,999 words
The New Neighbor 7,136 words
Sharp Dressed Man 5,514 words, co-authored by KayBreezy
Coming And Going 5,491 words
Let's Hear It For The Boy 7,508 words
You Are My Constant 19,757 words
Summary: This is technically a one-shot, but it's longer because it depicts Five and Vivian's honeymoon and contains more plot and character development
Lewd Public Acts 7,412 words (posted on Tumblr)
When Number Five Steps Out, He's Gonna Do You In 8,730 words, co-authored by KayBreezy
Take Me To Church 6,465 words
No Escape 8,045 words (posted on Tumblr)
Your Touch 3,361 words (posted on Tumblr) RATED G
Five's Audition Tape 4,179 words (posted on Tumblr)
Works separate from my series:
The Sexual Awakenings Of Mr. Number Five Hargreeves
Five x Various Female OCs, 40,516 words, 8 chapters
Summary: Relatively speaking, it wasn’t that long ago that Five was a total moron when it came to sex, and women in general. Having spent his most formative years isolated and alone, once he was thrown back into society, his lack of experience was obvious.... And even though he tried not to let it bother him, he quickly realized that it did. It bothered him a lot.
Rated E for explicit sex
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
Five x Female OC (unnamed), Five x Dolores, 6,029 words, one-shot
Summary: Five is trying his hardest to be in a real relationship with someone that cares about him. When he comes across a familiar face in a thrift shop window, all of his dreams of normalcy are dashed. And he can't help the decades-old feelings that resurface.
Rated M for smut/sex
The Assassin's Date
Five x Female OC, 59,057 words, 9 chapters
Summary: After saving the world, Five Hargreeves is working as an independent hitman for hire. When a tough and beautiful woman is witness to one of his crimes, the last thing Five wants to do is kill her. Instead, he makes her a deal. If she goes on one date with him, he'll let her live. When she agrees, he can't help but notice that the date might be fake, but his feelings are real.
Rated E for explicit sex
All Apologies
Five, The Hargreeves Siblings, Five x Dolores, 21,892 words, 4 chapters
Summary: All Five had wanted to do was to keep his family safe, and away from their father. As the young Umbrella Academy pull further away from one another, Five desperately tries to make them see that their only chance at a happy life is to get out from under Reginald's rule. His methods of convincing, however, lead to misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and typical Hargreeves drama. Years later, when Five is alone with only Dolores to talk to, he finds himself thinking back on all of his mistakes.
Rated T for teen (language, mentions of masturbation)
The Download
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31,310 words, 5 chapters (also posted on Tumblr)
Summary: It's the end of the world and everyone you know is gone. After you find yourself at the Hotel Obsidian, you realize you have something in common with the rest of the remaining population. When Number Five takes a particular interest in you, and your special ability, the evening turns into much more than you expected. The universe may be hours away from imploding, but you and Five are going out with a bang.
Rated E for explicit sex
The Text Mess
Five, Klaus, 5,576, one-shot, co-authored by KayBreezy
Summary: With no apocalypse looming, and Reginald gone, left with their powers but not much else, the Hargreeves were finally getting to figure out life on their own terms. Number Five was doing what he always did. He was surviving and doing his best to move on from his traumatic past, though the success of that endeavor was evident in the day-to-day reality of his new self-inflicted dark and lonely existence. And then along came Klaus...
Rated T for teen (sexual references, clothed dick pics)
Full Circle
Five x Female OC, 96,272 words, 14 chapters
Summary: Even without an apocalypse to head off, Five has lived a hard life. Physical and emotional abuse from his father, along with devastating heartbreak; this is all he knows throughout his teenage years. As an adult, he becomes a Mafia Hitman. And not a Hitman with a heart of gold. After years of childhood trauma, Five is willing to kill, no questions asked, for the crime family he works for. When the one person in his life that ever meant anything to him shows up ten years later, he's willing to love and be loved again. But everything comes at a price.
Rated E for explicit sex, threats of rape, violence, child abuse
It's A Wonderful Life, Five Hargreeves
Five x Female OC, 22,594 words, 5 chapters
Summary: Five years after he and his siblings were abandoned by their father, and with no powers, Number Five is visited by his guardian angel. An annoyingly chipper woman that is anything but your typical angel. When he is unable to get rid of her, he finally gives in and she shows him what it means to be grateful for what he has and to stop pushing his family away. Inspired by both A Christmas Carol and It's A Wonderful Life.
Rated E for explicit sex
Addicted
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 3,199 words, one-shot (also posted on Tumblr)
Summary: Sometimes our bodies get a taste of something so good that it's nearly impossible to quit. No matter how bad it is for us. And right now that something is Five Hargreeves.
Rated M for smut/sex
Weak
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4.901 words, one-shot (also posted on Tumblr)
Summary: Even Five Hargreeves is no stranger to temptation. He tries so hard to stay away. He wants to do the right thing for once in his life. If not for himself, then for her. But every man has his breaking point.
Rated E for explicit sex
Strength
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4.917 words, one-shot (also posted on Tumblr)
Summary: Five is finally strong enough to give in to his true feelings and tell you how he feels. You are strong enough to let him.
Rated M for smut/sex
Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee
Five x Female Reader-Insert, Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, 50,4979 words, 9 chapters
Summary: You and Klaus are in a casual relationship. No ties, just sex. When you start spending a lot of time at his apartment, you somehow manage to break through his brother's prickly outer shell. He seems to like you, or at least tolerate you the best that Five can. When you start to realize that maybe there is more than just mutual friendship between the two of you, it opens up a lot of feelings and unanswered questions. And a lot of problems.
Rated E for explicit sex
Room For One More
Five x Female Reader-Insert, Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, 7,204 words, one-shot (also on Tumblr)
Summary: Five and Klaus head out to the bar to celebrate their birthday. When they catch the eye of the attractive bartender, she decides to give them a very special birthday present. The only catch is they have to share.
Rated E for explicit sex
Tamed
Five x Female OC (unnamed), basically a reader-insert, 8,183 words, one-shot (also on Tumblr)
Summary: Five is living his retirement dream, but he's still in his 20-year old body, and he's bored with his unexciting life. All that changes after a chance meeting with an "older" woman that thinks she's going to teach him a few things in the bedroom. But she soon realizes that he already knows what he's doing. And just like everything else Number Five does, he does it very very well.
Rated E for explicit sex
You Made It Weird. Real Fucking Weird
Five Hargreeves & Lila Pitts (platonic), 2,632 words, one-shot (also on Tumblr)
Summary: It's been almost seven years since Five and Lila have been stuck in the subway. When Lila has a sudden realization of how much time has passed away from her family, she suffers a major breakdown. Five comforts her in the only way he knows how: a mixture of sweetness, honesty, and his usual snark and attitude.
Five and Lila will always be the greatest of frenemies and nothing more. You cannot convince me otherwise!
Warnings: None! Zero! No Smut Or Romance!
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iguessiwritenow · 1 month
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To Cease or Not to Cease
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Summary: A Reader/OC fix-it because I just finished season 4 and wtf was that. Also this may be unhinged as its 1am and I haven't slept yet lolol.
“We cease to exist.”
Thalia let out a deep sigh and closed her eyes for a moment of peace. The confirmation of the end of the world and her existence weighed heavy on her. As it did for all of her siblings based on the silence that settled over the rest of them.
“Old Klaus might have been down for some recreational hara-kiri,” Klaus started, “But it turns out, I’m really not into killing myself. So, uh, count me out.”
“Actually, it’s not killing ourselves. It’s worse than that. We’ll be erased from history. None of the the timelines will have ever existed. No one will have any memory of this… or us” Five corrected. 
Diego turned towards Five suddenly.
“But if we cease to exist, what’ll happen to our families?”
“I’m not sure.”
And Thalia couldn’t help but get angry at that response. The uncertainty of it all left a pit in her stomach. After everything didn’t her family deserve to be happy, to be at peace.
“No.” She stated to the room.
“Thalia, please, this is the only wa-“
“No!” She exclaimed again tears starting to fall, “I am not just going to sit here and die. To let any of us die!”
Luther put his arm around her in a half hug to comfort her as she cried. But Thalia, in her upset and anger, found conviction and once again addressed Five.
“You said it just has to be there marigold right?”
“Well, yes but-“ Thalia cut him off now glancing in Viktor’s direction.
“And you can extract the marigold?” 
Viktor gave his affirmative with a brief nod as Thalia moved over to him. Putting her hand on his shoulder she activated her powers and pulled until a copy appeared.
“Here’s what’s going to happen.” Thalia started to make her way towards Five. “Viktor’s double will extract the marigold from us and the double I make of Five will take us to the subway.”
Thalia pulled at Five so his doubled appeared and then at herself. Once done she spun to face her family and took them each in. While there was still despair and uncertainty, Thalia saw hope on their faces and it brought a small smile to hers.
“Who’s with me?” A chorus of cheers went around the group in affirmation. “Then let’s get started!”
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Experiencing the marigold get extracted was strange, there was a pain to it, but the sight was strange as well. Thalia thought it looked like hundreds of fireflies conjoining around her family. If it weren’t for the situation Thalia may even venture to call it beautiful.
To think that power that changed the timelines, if not the universe as a whole looked like glowing Fanta when contained.
Thalia watched as the double she had created of Five vanished with Diego and Lila’s family and Claire with a sense of accomplishment. Facing her family she let herself relax a little. Her family would live a hopefully peaceful life from here on out.
Thalia glanced at the double of Viktor and dismissed it. Then Thalia was face to face with herself. Until this moment Thalia hadn’t realized how much older she looked. Gone was the grief of her childhood and regrets as a young adult. In her place stood a woman at peace with herself. A pat oh her shoulder interrupted her thoughts.
“Let’s go sis, before we miss the train.” Diego said as he guided her towards the rest of the family. And with a final glance at herself and the jar full of marigold Thalia allowed the double of Five to jump them away.
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Watching the reunions as everyone bored the train brought tears to her eyes. To see Allison hug Claire and cry, while Diego and Lila tried to fit all of their children in their arms. Yes, Thalia thought to herself this made everything worth it.
Sitting on one of the empty seats Thalia closed her eyes and leaned her head back until it hit the window of the train. The motion of the train starting to move almost putting you to sleep.
“You okay there sis, you’re looking a little… glowy.” Luther asked you after a while. A chuckle escaped you at the wording but you gave a nod.
“It’s here.” You whisper.
“What’s here?” 
“The Cleanse.” With that answer Thalia felt her siblings gather around her. In an attempt to understand they all started to ask question, everyone speaking over each other.
“Please tell me you didn’t.” Thalia heard Five over the rest.
“What did she do, what’s going on Five” Diego demanded.
“She stayed back. The Thalia here, with us, isn’t the real one. She’s a double.”
“Please tell me that’s not true Thalia! Why would you do that.” Sobbed Allison 
“Without the marigold, Thalias doubles wouldn’t be able to exist, so we wouldn’t have been able to get to the subway if she gave hers up. But she also couldn’t come with us otherwise the cycle would just restart.”
Thalia gave a hum and a nod to Five’s explanation. 
The dim glow that had surrounded Thalia before grew stronger and as if feeling her originals pain, a tingling sensation began to fill her body.
“It tingles.” Thalia commented as a tears started to stream down her cheeks. Thalias feet started to dissolve into dust and the rest of her slowly followed.
“I love you guys so much.” Thalia sobbed, “I just want us to be happy together, a family.”
Diego and Five shared a glance.
“Promise me you’ll fix things.” Thalia begged, “Please.”
“I promise Tally.” Diego stated eyeing Five.
Sighing in relief Thalia smiled and let let out one last breath before dusting all together and ceasing to exist.
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the-obsidian-academy · 2 months
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Okay so this is very much a work in progress, I mostly just wanted to secure the blog name and setup while it was fresh in my mind.
Explanation below, SPOILERS FOR UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 4 AHEAD!!!
When Reginald and Abigail talked about duragold and how it was "the opposite of marigold," it gave me an idea for an AU of a rival Academy made up of children that came from the duragold. Instead of heroes, they're villains. The name "Obsidian Academy" is a reference to the Hotel Obsidian from season 3, whether or not that's gonna be a relevant plot point or just an Easter egg remains to be seen including by me lmao
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So im
Over my season 4 sads and am now working on one of my favourite Klaus whump fics ideas yet so… if you want klaus whump which will include immortal Klaus, hurt/no comfort, hurt/comfort and maybe even klaus actually getting mad at the way he is treated cause loved the daddy issues rant energy but we need more of it
Watch this space…
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berrystrawbs · 1 month
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waiting for his father to come save him, stopwatch in hand, or his sister, smelling of bargain detergent and smoke and a whole clusterfuck of people he’d tried really goddamn hard to forget about a timeline-or-three ago. begrudgingly, he thought about why he’d given up the moment the marigold had re-entered his system, about the tentative weight of the shot glass in his hand. ; or: klaus goes to an alcoholics anonymous meeting. allison and claire wait outside until they don't. (based on a deleted scene from s4)
new fic :) a short deleted-scene inspired fix-it for everyone who (like me) was horrified that they filmed a klaus resolution and then cut it. steve blackman it's on sight.
anyway, here it is :)
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srslyblvck · 1 month
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injured, five hargreeves
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pairing: five hargreeves x gn!reader
synopsis: you and five hated each other, everyone knew that. you both bickered like children. so what happens when you are in front of his house, injured?
genre: fluff
warnings: blood, injuries
word count: 0.7k
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ YOU NEVER LIKED FIVE. He was insufferable, arrogant, and always acted like he was the smartest person in the room—which, unfortunately, was often true. But that didn't make him any less intolerable. The feeling was mutual, and everyone in the Commission knew it. They watched in bewilderment as the two of you hurled insults at each other, yet when it came to missions, you both worked like a well-oiled machine. The IT duo, they called you, though you’d never admit you found some satisfaction in that title.
But the minute the mission was over, the bickering resumed. It was like you couldn't help it. He’d make a snide remark, and you’d fire back, both of you sparking a fire that never quite died down. It was exhausting, but in some twisted way, it kept you sharp.
Tonight, however, was different.
you were stumbling down a dimly lit alley, clutching your bleeding side, blood seeping through your fingers with every step. The world around you was blurring, spinning, and you couldn’t think straight. You didn’t know where to go, or who to turn to. Your mind was a fog of pain, but one name pushed through the haze—Five.
It made no sense. He was the last person you’d ever willingly go to for help. But at that moment, with death breathing down your neck, his house was the only place you could think of, the only place that might be safe. Even if he was the last person you wanted to see right now.
So you forced your legs to move, one agonizing step at a time, until you found yourself at his door, barely holding on. You raised a shaky hand and knocked, the sound weak against the door. A part of you hoped he wouldn’t be home, that you’d pass out here and this whole mess would be over. But the door swung open, and there he was, staring at you with a mix of shock and disbelief.
You tried to say something, but all you could manage was a weak whisper. "I didn't know where else to go..."
Your vision blurred as you felt your knees buckle, and the world started to fade to black. Before you could hit the ground, though, you felt strong arms catch you, holding you up.
Five's heart pounded in his chest as he looked down at you, barely conscious and bleeding. He hated you—no, he loathed you—but seeing you like this, broken and vulnerable, sparked something he couldn’t quite place. He muttered a curse under his breath as he picked you up, carrying you inside with surprising gentleness.
He laid you on his bed, his eyes scanning your body for the source of the blood. The sight of you like this made something twist in his gut, something he didn’t want to acknowledge. But there was no time for that. You needed help, and fast.
He grabbed a first aid kit, hands trembling slightly as he opened it. His eyes lingered on the hem of your shirt, drenched in blood. He knew he had to remove it, but he hesitated, cursing himself for feeling so conflicted. Finally, he shook his head, forcing himself to focus. If he didn’t do this, you’d die.
Carefully, he peeled the bloody shirt away, averting his eyes from anything but the wound on your side. It was bad—deep, and still bleeding heavily. He worked quickly, cleaning and bandaging it as best as he could. Every few moments, he glanced at your face, now pale and eerily still, his mind racing with thoughts he didn’t want to have.
Who did this to you? Who would dare lay a hand on you?
The thought of someone else hurting you filled him with a rage he hadn’t expected, a simmering anger that only intensified with every glance at your unconscious form. If he found out who did this, they’d regret ever crossing you.
As he finished bandaging your side, he grabbed a hoodie from his closet. He carefully slipped it over your head, his fingers brushing against your skin as he did. He was cautious, trying not to hurt you more than you already were.
As he finished, he sat beside you, his mind racing. The sight of you so vulnerable, so close to death, shook him more than he cared to admit. He hated you, or at least that’s what he told himself every time you exchanged sharp words or shot him a scathing glare. But seeing you like this stirred something in him that he couldn’t quite place—a protectiveness he didn’t know he had.
He clenched his fists, staring at the ground, forcing himself to remember all the reasons he couldn’t stand you. The way you challenged him, the way you never backed down, the way you always had to have the last word. But as he glanced at your pale face, a different thought crept into his mind—what if you hadn’t made it to his doorstep?
Five shook his head, pushing the thought away, refusing to let it take root. He wasn’t going to dwell on that, wasn’t going to let himself feel anything other than annoyance. You’d live, you’d recover, and then you’d go back to bickering like you always did. That’s how it had to be.
But for now, he stayed by your side, watching over you, waiting for the moment when you’d open your eyes and start another argument. And for once, he found himself looking forward to it.
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dunbonnets · 3 months
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Sophie: Are you seeing someone?
Klaus: You mean a therapist, a boy or a ghost?
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deceasedream69 · 1 year
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The new comission member
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Even tho, Five and I weren't siblings, I can confirm we're closer than most of his siblings. Which was what led them to always be bothering us like we're little teens in love, we may look like teens, but we're not, and we, specially, aren't in love.
But our relationship started to change when we found ourselves in 1963. The pression was higher, the fighting, among all of us, was constant, it was everything too much, that's why I decided I needed some air.
I took a cig out while I walked in front of all the, now closing, stores around the city. It was around 5, the sun was still out, but it was to be soon replaced by the moon, just a few more minutes. A lot of people were walking around at that time, I wasn't so far from home, that's why I wasn't really paying attention to my surroundings.
-"hi!", said a girl with short brown hair in front of me, extending her arms for a hug. I was sure there was someone behind me she was expecting to hold, so I put my head down and continued walking, trying to walk around her.
-"don't be rude, tiffany!", she said grabbing my arm and hugging me by surprise. "it's not nice", her voice sounded like a cartoon, like when you talk to a baby. I soon felt my eyelids fall and my body go numb, I couldn't remember anything after that.
Five's pov
I can't believe she just abandoned me, I'm just trying to fix everything around here. Been doing this for years without resting one day. Maybe I just need to lay down for a bit... no, no time for that.
Y/n's pov
I wake up, tied up obviously. There's no one there in the room with me, it's pretty dark, it was already night time. I don't think any of my moron "siblings", even if they aren't my siblings, are going to notice my disappearance, I'll have to find a way out by myself.
No one else comes into the room for the rest of the night.
Five's pov
Coffee here sucks, but I don't have time to be picky either. I need to work on a way to get a briefcase from the comission. Going back is not an option, maybe the handler is up to a deal today, but first I need to find my partner in those types of missions, where the hell is she?
I checked the entire house and she wasn't there, there was no other place to go for the night, she didn't have money for a hotel... I'm trying to think positive here, I don't see why she wouldn't be okay now.
Y/n's pov
A cold bucket of water is dropped on me to wake me up, that's when I also felt the neckpain of sleeping while sitting. I gasped for some air before focusing on the people in front of me, two ladies, the girl from yesterday... and of course, the handler.
-"Well, well, well. Look who's awake, very good Lila. Now what we prepared"
Her name's Lila, probably my replacement. She nodded and left the room for a bit.
-"You and your partner are not where you belong, alongside with your... very curious pack of siblings"
I just stood silent, not even making eye contact, even if those aren't my siblings. I despise this woman.
-"Not speaking, huh? We'll see what we can do about that", and with that she grabbed me by my chin to make me look at her, tho, it was useless, she was wearing sunglasses, both of them were, very clever.
But having here so close, I couldn't miss my chance, I kicked her as hard as I could, she fell, and her sunglasses too. But she quickly covered hey eyes with her hand. I spotted the sunglasses and crashed them with my boot.
She clicked her tongue.
-"now, that was my mistake", she laughed. "You, as always, are a pain in the ass". And with that Lila joined us again.
-"Mom, are you okay?", she ran next to the handler.
Mom? I thought. She must be stolen.
-"yes, yes, I just don't have my glasses anymore, don't take your off", she stopped her from giving her the other pair, she stood up and got another pair from inside her dress. "you really think you're so smart, don't worry darling, the sooner you start to obey us, the sooner you'll be it"
Five's pov
Luther and Diego are completely useless, they even got Elliot dead at this point. I running out of time, patience and still y/n hasn't come back yet, so add that one to my list of worries. I gotta find her.
Y/n's pov
Lila took out a mirror after some cables were connected to the chair I was sitting on.
-"you know what we want"
-"I'm not falling into the comission's hands again"
-"suit yourself", and with that she pushed a little button that made my entire body feel the electricity coming from the cables they connected. It just lasted a few seconds, but it hurted like hell.
-"you don't have to make this hard for yourself, darling"
Five's pov
I don't even know where to begin. Well, I know she went out for a walk yesterday, but these streets seem very peaceful. I walked the line of stores she probably walked yesterday while inspecting every single person and store. But there wasn't anything unusual. Until I got to the butchery. I just had a gut feeling.
Y/n's pov
I couldn't take it anymore, it was either a shock or getting punched by Lila. I was a mess, I'm starving and I don't know how longer am I gonna stay conscious.
-"Fine...", I whispered.
Lila quickly took the mirror againg, lifting it right at my face. I coughed a few times before focusing. My eyes started to glow.
-"what should I say?"
-"I heard a rumor you obeyed the handler's orders"
I repeated what she said, I don't remember anything after that.
Five's pov
There's no butcher in town now, but there's no y/n either. Where could she possibly go. I don't think she'll just leave us... forever... not me at least... or so I hope.
I came back to the house, I needed to check on my siblings. I entered the house, everything was suspiciously quiet. That's when I noticed a trail of blood that lead upstairs.
-"Diego?" I rushed to check on him, but it was just a doll with a wig. I knew something was really off.
That's when he came out of nowhere. He tried to shot me but I quickly teleported behind him, grabbing him by the throat and making him drop the gun. He was wearing a mask, probably one of Diego's friends. Heturned around and tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm. Teleporting behind him and kicking him to the ground, then pulling his hair and putting a knife to his throat.
-"What do you want from me?"
He didn't say a word. Lifting his hands in surrender, but I had to be cautious.
-"why are you here?"
He grabbed my arm and flipped us, pushing me away from him and making me drop the knife. He kicked me and I fell on a table, he grabbed me from my throat and took his mask off.
-"I heard a ru-", I quickly punched her and she backed away.
-"y/n?!"
She didn't say anything, she ran to me. Jumping and tangling her legs on my shoulders, making us turn, she dropped me to the floor. She grabbed my arm and twisted it, making me scream in pain.
-"Y/n! stop!"
She didn't listen to me, it was like she was possesed. I teleported and hit her on the head, she fell and for a brief second I could saw in her eyes the real y/n. So I hit her again, this time harder.
She fell, she wasn't moving anymore.
-"hope you enjoyed fighting against my new agent"
-"She lost"
-"did she?"
I started to feel a tingling sensation across my body. I blinked a few times and that's when I felt the needle still in my arm.
-"you son of a-"
Handler's pov
I finally got the loving birds together, now I just had to wait for them to wake up to continue with my plan. Those two plus Lila, the comission was going to be unstoppable.
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eggcompany · 5 months
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Diego's a Mommy's Boy Part 3
“Um… Dora?” Diego said as he walked up to her as she folded laundry. He hugged her from behind. She knew it was because he didn’t want her to see his face.
“Yeah baby, what’d you need?” She said and kept folding. He let his hands clasp in front of her stomach and let his chin rest on her shoulder.
“Can…. Can we do… it… Thursday. You have the day off…” Diego said quietly, like a secret. He squeezed her a little bit and she put down the shirt she folded and squeezed his hands and patted them.
“Sure sweetie! Do you want me to help you with prep or do you want to do that by yourself?” She asked. She wanted to make sure he knew that it was a good thing to ask and that it was okay to want this.
“…by myself…” He mumbled and let go of her. He turned to leave but she caught him by the elbow and spun him around to face her.
“Okay well that's the day after tomorrow so I’ll get everything tomorrow. Thank you for telling me.” Eudora said and kissed his forehead. Diego smiled and nodded. There was a low spark in his gut, he was so excited and nervous.
Eudora did as she told him and bought the remaining supplies needed for this adventure the next day.
“Mommyyyy it feels weir-weird! I don’t think I can-can do this… will you help m-m-me please? I kn-kn-ow know it’s icky and all so if you don’t want to you don’t have t-to…” Diego mumbled from the bathroom. 
He was attempting to use the small enema Eudora had bought but it felt so strange. The water was cold and he didn’t know how far he needed to put it in and he needed to hold it at a weird angle and he was just having trouble. 
Eudora smiled and walked to the unlocked bathroom. She had been double checking everything, everything was cleaned and sanitized and everything was where it should be.
Diego was sitting on the toilet holding the enema below his ass and looked so pitiful sitting in just his thick cotton socks and his black sweater. He pouted and looked so frustrated and embarrassed. Eudora thought it was the cutest thing she’d seen in a while. She went over to him and pulled his arm up and kissed his forehead.
“It’s okay baby. I’m sure it can be hard all by yourself. I don’t mind at all. How about you stand up and grab the back of the toilet. Good boy. Good job.” Eudora said and took the small bottle from Diego as he stood and turned around. Diego’s arms shook a bit.
Eudora ran her hand down his hip a few times when she saw how tense he was. Diego breathed deeply a few times and slowly relaxed.
“Good boy. Relax Diego. Big breath in, and out.” Eudora said and when Diego let the air out she slowly pressed the thin white end all the inside until the tip was fully inside. Diego whined and wiggled his hips back and forth a little bit but Eudora grabbed his hip.
“Still. I’m gonna fill you and when I pull this out you keep it inside. Do not let it out until I tell you. Understand?” Eudora says and got a grip on the small bottle. Diego hummed but Eudora pinched his hip which caused him to yelp but nod and answer.
“I understand mommy.” Diego says and groans as the chilly liquid floods his insides. It felt strange and loose and he really doesn’t like it. He whimpered and sniffled and groaned.
“I don’t like this! It’s cold and it feels… gross.” Diego whined and Eudora shushed him and slowly pulled the tip out.
“Hold. It. In. I know it doesn’t feel too good but keep it in. I’m going to go finish what I was doing and you don’t let a single drop out. Be good.” Eudora said and watched Diego clench right after the tip finally slipped out. He whined but nodded.
“Okay, I’ll do my best.” Diego said and smiled fakely. Eudora kissed his face and ruffled his hair. His skin was hot and she felt the tension radiating off of him.
“Perfect. Perfect boy. Just hold on for a few minutes.” Eudora said and kissed him again and left the bathroom. She didn’t shut the door because Diego needed to know he was being watched, he was being looked after even alone.
Eudora finished putting the bedding folded to the side. There was only a sheet and a few pillows left on the bed, they had read that if the one receiving could be propped up on pillows it would help. She walked back into the bathroom and Diego looked at her hopefully but she shook her head.
She thought he might just break out in tears, his face was red with effort and his back end was tense. She quickly grabbed a towel and laid it out in the middle of the bed. No need to lay in cum and whatever might spill.
She stood there for a moment just to make Diego suffer just a little bit more.
“Okay sweetheart keep it in and sit down and then relax. Don’t spill any on the floor.” Eudora instructed him as she pulled the door shut. Diego quickly moved. After a moment she heard him whining and flushed the toilet. He opened the door and pouted, his legs shook slightly and he was moving back and forth shifting his thighs and ass.
“Do I really have to do that again? Isn’t once enough?” He pleaded. He really didn’t like it but… it wasn’t too bad. It wasn’t intolerable. He just really didn’t want to do it again.
Eudora came over and grabbed his chin between her thumb and pointer finger gently lifting his head.
“I’ll do it for you and I’ll use nice warm water. Don’t you just wanna get it over with so I can eat out that cute little ass. After this I can get my mouth on you.” She says and stares into his eyes. He lets out a shaky breath and nods. He steps back to get in the same position.
“Thank you, mommy…” He mumbled quietly. Eudora hummed and smiled when she noticed his cock growing heavy. She took the now used enema and tossed away the now dirtied tip and grabbed the clean new one from the box. She turned the tap on and waited for the water to grow warm but not hot. She filled the bottle up and screwed on the new tip.
“Diego, baby, you’re doing so well. This one is going to go halfway and then you let it out and do the other half. You don’t need to hold it in very long. Do you want me to stay in here or close the door?” Eudora asked and used her hand to spread his cheeks again. Diego tensed and then relaxed.
“You can stay… Please don’t watch.” Diego says and Eudora slips the tip back in. It was much easier this time. She gave it a short squeeze and then pulled it out. Diego thought it felt kind of… not bad. Not good , but not bad.
He stood still for a few moments before Eudora patted his back.
“Go ahead and let it out.” The submissive quickly moved and looked down, blushing fire red. Eudora refilled the small bottle with more water. There was a short splashing noise and then Diego wiped and flushed.
“Mommy… um… Can I ask you something?” Diego said nervously as he cupped himself where he stood. Eudora cocked her head and looked at him.
“Yeah baby, always. What’s wrong?” She says and keeps her distance. Diego just keeps his eyes down as he speaks.
“I… don’t think I want you to… to put your mouth there. I just want your fingers and and my toy. I’m sorry Mommy.” Diego says nervously. She had just done all this work so she could eat him out but he feels… he doesn’t want it. He feels like he’s still dirty and gross even after the long shower and the washing out. 
Later he realized he didn’t feel dirty because of anything actually dirty but because of the hair around his hole.
Eudora steps forward and kisses him. She lets her hands lay on his hips for a moment before slipping them down to grab his ass. He gasped and she slipped her tongue into his mouth. He let out deep little moans as she ran her hands up under his shirt. She lifted it up as she ran her hands up his back. 
This was the start. The peeling away of his last safety layer.
They pull away and Eudora pants while Diego just looks at her with unfocused eyes. She quickly flicks the shirt up off of his body and he lets his arms wrap around her under her arms. He pressed his own nudity against her. 
She was clad in a lacey see through bralette and a pair of nice matching black lace panties. He groaned and pushed his chest up against hers. He always liked the feeling of lace rubbing on his chest or on his cock, plus in his foggy dumb little brain 
Eudoras boobs were the best things ever in the whole world. The way the soft skin moved and the way her nipples hardened when he rubs on them.
“Hey~ Diego~ Earth to baby~” Eudora said and lifted up his chin where he had been staring down at where their chests met as he pulled back and squished her breasts back up. He looked at her and nodded. He was ready.
Eudora grabbed his hand and walked him to the bed.
“Do you want to get your collar or do you just want to be my baby without it?” Eudora asks quietly as she stepped into the strap on. Diego shook his head and got on his hands and knees on the bed. Eudora situated the straps and knelt behind him.
“You look beautiful like this. Really beautiful but…” Eudora said and pulled on Diego’s elbows so he fell onto his forearms. He was face down, ass up now. He whined and thought about how embarrassing it was. He was out on display, his cock hung heavy between his thighs, his hole was just out and open and still kinda wet…
Eudora bent down and kissed his right cheek and then bit it. Diego jumped and whined as Eudora licked the spot.
“Even better. So perfect. You look perfect. Now this may be cold but it’ll warm up.” Eudora said and popped open the cap on the small bottle of lube. She slicked two of her fingers and ran her pointer around his hole. She had done this a few times now while giving him reach arounds or blowjobs. 
He hummed in pleasure and relaxed, easily letting the finger sink into him. Diego clenched a little bit but relaxed again as Eudora started to thrust her finger in and out.
“Gotta get you all slick, you’re so hot inside. Look at your little prick, it’s already dripping! Dirty boy.” She said and slipped in the second finger. Diego moaned and sighed and stayed relaxed. His cock was hard and red and oozing a steady little stream of precum dripping down connecting his tip to the towel under his hips.
When Eudora bent her fingers and tapped slightly on the spot Diego moaned loudly and pushed his hips back and clunked his forehead down between his clenched fists.
“Momm-mommy… ah ah mommy that’s my sp-spot!” Diego cried out and Eudora pulled her fingers out. She opened the lube bottle again and let a few drops fall right onto his hole. Diego tensed and whined.
“I know that’s your spot. Look at your prick, all drippy and wet. Are you gonna cum from just me pushing this inside? Huh when I fill you up?” Eudora says and sits up and rubs the tip of the dildo around his entrance, fueling his moaning. He rubs back onto it and tries to push himself back on it. Eudora grabs his hip with one hand and taps his hole with the soft silicone for a moment.
“Please mommy! Please, please, please, please I’m gonna cum!” Diego cries out and yells out loudly as Eudora pushes through the slick rings of muscle. Diego trembled and tensed up he let out loud ‘ Ah ah ah ’ s. Eudora pulled back but Diego quickly tried to grab behind him and grab her.
“No! No more! I can’t again…” He whimpers. His entire body shook and his back heaved with deep struggled breaths. 
Eudora instantly held still and tried to figure out what was wrong. Did it snag a hair? Did it hurt? Not enough lube? 
All the questions she answers ended when Diego slowly pulled himself off the toy and flumped onto his side. His thighs still trembled. His eyes were fogged and dazed and he was sweating. Eudora looked at him to see if he was hurt but…
“Aw~ Baby boy, did you cum? You really cam… I didn’t think you’d actually be able to cum just from… the back. Wow… okay, okay, okay breathe easy and let me just clean up a little.” Eudora said. Diego’s cock was slowly softening and his spend was covering the towel. 
Diego didn’t answer, he just laid there and closed his eyes. 
Eudora was in awe as she folded the towel and put it on the floor and took off the strap on. She unfolded their blanket and pulled it up over the man. She laid down and pulled the pillows that hadn’t even had the chance to get used up to the head of the bed. She reclined against them and pulled the dazed man up to straddle her and lay against her chest. She gently rubbed his back up and down.
An hour later Diego perks up from where he was sleeping on his side of the bed. He was wrapped up in the blanket still naked. He sat up and winced. His ass hurt . He stood up and found a pair of his sweatpants. He walked out to see Eudora looking at something on her laptop. She stood up and came over to him once she noticed him.
“Hey there’s my little porcupine. How do you feel? Come sit down, let me get you a drink.” Eudora says and cradles his face in her hands. Diego nods and yawns as he goes to sit down on the couch. He sits down and winces again and ends up leaning against the arm of the seat.
Eudora returns with a glass of water and sits down next to him on the couch. She sat down and rubbed his feet while he took a bid drink.
“My ass hurts kinda… sorry I kinda ruined the fun…” He said quietly and flashed his eyes up to her.
“You didn’t ruin anything. That was probably the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. Now for your bottom, how about you go get a nice long hot bath and that should help. Did you have fun, though?” Eudora said and Diego fidgeted a bit before answering.
“I had fun… I feel kinda…” Diego said and trialed off and put his hand on his lower stomach. Eudora thought she might know what he was wanting.
“Kind of what, baby?” Eudora prompted him to finish. Diego drank the rest of his water and handed it to his girlfriend.
“Empty. Can you… Will you put my plug inside? Just for my bath. I can take it out after by myself.” Diego said and blushed again. Eudora smiled and got up. 
She put the glass in the sink and walked to the bedroom. She came back with the bottle of slick and the small plug. Diego took a deep breath and tried to calm the fire that was starting in his belly. He felt excited, very excited.
“Hands and knees, only for a second. While you sit in the bath I’m gonna make a snack run so we can just relax and watch a movie after dinner. Want me to get you some M&Ms?” She said as Diego rolled over and up onto his knees, holding onto the armrest.
“Yes please… and some Twizzlers please.” Diego said and Eudora hummed a yes and pulled down the sweatpants. She spread him open with one hand and rubbed a bit of slick around the outside of his hole and then pressed the cold plug up to his hole. He jumped and clenched up.
“ Cold! ” He whimpered and she kissed his lower back.
“Sorry baby. Remind me next time to warm it up. Now relax and it’ll only be cold for a little bit.” Eudora said in a pity laced voice. Diego sighed and relaxed his hole and let the metal slip into him. 
His breath caught in his throat and he tensed as Eudora pulled his pants back up. She patted his butt and stood up to find her shoes. She was just going to the convenience store so the sweat pants and old ratty T-shirt were fine. Diego moved to stand and stumbled.
“Are you okay? Does it hurt?” She said and came to his side. His hands were shaking slightly.
“Feels… heavy. Nice. It feels nice.” he stuttered out and his eyes flashed up and then he breathed out. He stands up and walks awkwardly to the bathroom.
Oh yeah… Eudora is definitely going to have to explore more about this new side of her baby...
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neahtrix · 1 month
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Chat I fear I have come up with some fic ideas that give 2019 vibes… like the ones where the siblings are actually a bit functional and have more than half a brain cell?? Would you guys ignore that in favour of some sweet angst?
Also have some theories/rambling that I want to turn into mini fics but have absolutely no clue how to.
I just want to write tbh so if anyone has any ideas feel free to send me an ask!
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redpool · 8 months
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You know what I need, I need a good Umbrella Academy fic where Klaus has someone he can rely on. Someone who believes him. Someone who looks after him. Someone who genuinely cares about him. I'd prefer if the OC was a woman. I'd prefer it even more if the OC was his best friend.
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