#The boopatron

[the-metatron]

[the-metatron]

Danger? You're not in danger. You're quite safe with me, I assure you.

Here, drink this delicious decaf cow milk latte with pecan syrup. It should put your fears at ease.

Guys, am I in danger? @the-metatron booped me...

[dirt-juice]

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[tinybitofhope]

LET ME!!LET ME BOOP YOU!!

they call me....the....boopatronic 😼😼😼😼😼

[generalgri3vous]

final score on the boopatron before going to bed! my hands hurt :[

ive been booped into dust.

[stoic-bubble]

I am a Boopatron!

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

[laegolas]

any followers short on boops received lmk and ill unleash the boopatron 9000

[officialdavepanpa]

DUDE- I worked really hard on that!

Mod, can you yank the anti-boopatron out of that anon's stomach?

// No <3

[the-metatron]

get evil booped

Thank you, anon. I take great pleasure in it.

[officialdavepanpa]

I dont know what they're doing but if you want ot to stop-

*hands dave a small shield with bandage-glue on the ends and breathing holes*

The anti-boopatron! For blocking boops. Just attach it to your nose and it'll do the rest.

[He takes it, looks at it, and immediately drops it. Doesn’t even seem to realise— he’s very tired]

[officialdavepanpa]

*SUCKS UP ANTI-BOOPATRON LIKE A YUMMY PLATE OF NOODLES*

...

[He ignores you. He’s too tired for all that that entails]

[neverlet]

Ooh, thanks!

Guys, don't worry, he's quite nice!

Guys, am I in danger? @the-metatron booped me...

[neverlet]

Oh... I shouldn't have drank that...

Guys, am I in danger? @the-metatron booped me...