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#The Pizza Delivery Guy
bigender-cowboy · 11 months
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GLENN MY BOY WHAT
NO
FUCK NEGAN
MY BOY GLENN
YOU LIVED THIS LONG
My pizza delivery boy
MY BOY
AAAAAAAAAAA
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drawingwithegg · 2 months
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i drew a fewa the scarecrow lego toy designs!
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hoofpeet · 4 months
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What if it was commonplace in pokemon world to battle your delivery guy and whatnot over whether or not you have to pay.. I think it'd be really funny if the strongest trainers were generally like. Delivery people who work for tips
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risequotes · 2 months
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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 468
Delivery guy: Sigh. Sometimes I wish pizza delivery wasn't my life's one true calling.
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(Rise of the TMNT: Issue #3)
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chrisbangs · 1 year
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Bang Chan .:. 특 (S-Class) MusicCore [230610]
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brown-sugar-89 · 6 months
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Would it be funny if,, you draw that, goober? He is like, cheesy and stuff,,, He and Noise are rivals tho, don't think they like each other aha 💦
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Also I've been following your account since the early beginning I believe?? And I'm always happy when I see you post!! (I'm eating very well!!) 💖💖 whenever I see one of your drawings I show them to my friends irl!! ★ (they love too)
Also I swear that Pizzybot makes my heart sink, when I first saw em, I instantly fell in love ((platonically, I specified in case)), like ermm, don't think I'm planning to do something malicious about em later aha!! I just like them a little bit... Not gonna draw them in the future at all!! 😇😇✨
Sorry I got the zoomies when I wrote that, I really really like your stuff man!! ★ Plus I rarely ask for request,,
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O=H MY GOD I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS ASK❤️❤️❤️
I've almost teared up! It's so nice of you to follow my art for that long time and admitting this to me!!! I appreciate this so much and will gladly draw silly nacho guy!! He reminds me of one of my favorite characters too, so it's extra nice.. Hope it's good enough, I didn't have much time but I tried my best to capture his essence!!!
I made second doodle when I remembered that he and The Noise are prolly rivals, soooo.. Yeah!!!! Thank you for your kind words so much!!!! Have a nice day. <333
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bongo-clash · 2 years
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Peacock Au Part 1
Okay so Big Huge credit to @stealingyourbones for letting me do my own take on their amazing eldritch Danny idea!!!! This started out as me just doing a drawing but then I ended up with a whole DPxDC fic that I'll be posting the part two for at some point!!! Anyway, here's the vague designs:
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And here's the part one of the fic under the cut!!! :D (Edit: Part 2 is Here!!)
There’s a Lazarus Pit forming underneath Gotham. Normally, this would not concern John Constantine at all, because it’s Gotham, therefore Bat territory therefore not his problem, and honestly he has his own things to worry about. Unfortunately for him, however, the infamous Dark Knight has somehow gotten it into his head that he can do something about it and, Hell, he’d said it would be a ‘big favour’, which meant the man really must be desperate; had to have been in the first place, he supposed, to have even bothered with John in the first place. 
Still, he’d almost kind of forgotten what a huge mess any kind of favour for Batman could be, and thus, he now holds possession of a book that is probably going to get him killed. 
Whether the actual book itself wants to kill him is up for debate, but Constantine has read the contents of this particular Book of Summonings and nothing in here seems remotely safe. He’s absolutely going to be hiding this away somewhere deep in the archives of the archives of the Justice League watchtower with an incredibly pointed ‘DO NOT TOUCH’ on it once he’s done with this, but for now, it’s the only thing he’s got in the way of sorting out this Pit problem. 
There’s an entity that exists, this book claims, that keeps the balance between realms. ‘Closes doors’, apparently, and the doors the pages depict certainly look like a Lazarus Pit. This is brilliant news, obviously, but the book doesn’t describe the entity itself at all beyond that; barely any of the other entries are as vague as this, and that plus some of the frankly bizarre sigils he’s having to draw to summon the damn thing are giving him no comfort. The only remotely comforting thing about it is that the ritual doesn’t require any blood- which either means the entity is benign, or it wants something more valuable than blood. 
…Okay, maybe not that comforting, actually. 
But, before he can consider that maybe this wasn’t his best idea and backing out would be for the best, the sigils flare with light, and Constantine squints to keep track of the way they activate, desperate for any indication of what he’s managed to summon with that stupid book. 
His feet feel feathery against the ground, like they’re barely tethered by gravity and just waiting to float away, and perhaps the seeming lack of atmosphere is fitting with how dust like stars lift from the summoning circle, bringing with them intercepting layers of purple-blue-pink-white, galaxies and nebulae being peeled off the floor. It comes with a sound- something whistling, almost. Seeming hollow, between a shriek and a bell ringing, or maybe more musical than that. It seems to change every moment he tries to focus on it, as if it’s something his ears can’t really hear but his brain is desperate to process, painful to try. 
And then, the entity begins to form. 
Unnoticeably at first, a white glow drifts forming in the centre. It congeals as Constantine’s gaze finally fixates on it, layers forming like jellyfish trails, or flowers, or peacock feathers with runic circles at the tips, fading smaller and smaller as they reach the centre, and a thing akin to a body unfolds into view at the front, a centrepiece. A child’s image of a shadow in opalescence, a strange curving feature where a neck might be, and searing-green spots of varying sizes scattered along the space where cheeks and eyes could’ve been, fading up and down across the lower-half of the ‘face’ and into the ‘hair’. He barely understands what he’s looking at, but maybe that’s the point. 
The sound of a thunderstorm rings across the room, and the curve of the neck unfolds, and it’s an eye, and the tips of a thousand twisted, cosmic peacock feathers become eyes as well, if they weren’t always. They move, wavering, either lashing or flickering from visibility. 
“And what is this?” The voice is a kaleidoscope, echoing off and from every corner of the room, and when they speak, infinite eyes become infinite mouths, too many teeth barely contained by the edges of what seem vaguely like frostbitten lips. To have something even remotely human suddenly etch itself onto the entity is somehow worse than the parts he can’t comprehend. “Who are you, to have summoned me, and seem so afraid?”
Constantine wishes, maybe for the first time, that it hadn’t been an obligation to do this alone; he’s never wanted Batman or one of the Light members with him more than now. It’s a difficult thing, almost impossible, to shake off the speechlessness. It’s a wonder that it’s possible at all, with how the room seems to have been twisted into a vacuum. “I was told you could- you could help with the pits?”
“The pits. There are many pits.”
God, this is creepy. “The Lazarus pits to, uh, to be specific. There’s a huge one cropping up under Gotham that’s not supposed to be there, and the local- I mean, the locals are getting antsy about it. …I heard you can take care of them.”
“I can smell its blood between the gaps of atmosphere, encircling. You, whose soul is bound in so many directions, who may be pulled apart like meat in time- can you sense it? Does it draw you?” John doesn’t know how this- this thing knows that, but he’s scared asking will invoke some kind of consequence, and more and more he’s wondering why the Hell he decided to do Batman this favour. He feels exposed. 
“Uh… no, I don’t think so. But can you fix it?”
“Yes.”
“…Will you fix it?”
The chill is getting to him. Goosebumps are running across his arms like a livewire, and he’s never doing anyone a favour ever again. The entity makes an approximation of a hum, his ears shriek with whale song and stars, and after a pause, everything switching up and down on itself, the peacock eyes form into huge, reaching hands. For a second, Constantine’s whole body freezes with terror, because he’s petrified the thing’s going to grab him, but then the arms tumble phasing into the ground, and the green spots on their ‘face’ flare with a supernova glow and they make another piercing noise, chiming or trilling. 
A long moment later, the hands slowly return to the entity’s back, and fade into the peacock feathers or jellyfish bells or whatever they were before, blinking at him. “It is gone.”
“Uh… cheers?”
“It will not return, but this place shall see its dead for some time. Try not to look.”
This is maybe the worst day of Constantine’s life. “Can I- uh, yeah, great advice. ‘Appreciate it. But, can I ask just, y’know, what you are? Or not.”
“That is up to you.” They say, and though the eyes that appear briefly between sentences bely or reveal no expression, it feels scrutinising. “What is it that closes doors? Is it alive?”
He hates riddles. He hates riddles and he hates cosmic horrors and he hates eldritch entities and he hates Batman for getting him to agree to this horrible favour. He wants to go back to the House of Mystery and pass out for long enough that this whole thing becomes a dream. “Fair enough! Forget I asked- cheers for sorting out that pit, though. Uh, don’t suppose you’ll just let me go on my way or anything now.”
“I know of your Bat.” 
Oh dear. Constantine’s stomach sinks like a shipwreck into the Mariana Trench, but the entity moves on like they’d never even said it. “I will recede, and find you in time, perhaps both. You will know when I am coming, and I will find my recompense.”
And just like that, their whole form shimmers into clouds and pearls and smoke and mirrors, and they fade back into the runes that summoned them like tap water down the drain. The galaxies they’d formulated within the confines of the room fold back in on themselves and turn to whispers and then nothing, but the feeling persists on his skin long after weight has settled back onto his bones. He hadn’t known a thing like that existed until now. He doesn’t know what it can do, doesn’t know how all-encompassing it truly is. 
And he owes it a favour. 
Crap. 
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eilraee · 9 months
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I learned two facts:
1) Pizzeria workers are actually having pizza for lunch
2) DG likes pizza with pineapples (PSYCHO!!! but I'm not surprised)
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sweetlemongrove · 1 year
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Me when people draw Guy with a six pac
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werewolfoffeverswamp · 2 months
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artistic ode to some of the jobs ive had over the past year. you may be saying to yourself, three very different jobs in the span of one year? to which i would say i get bored easily
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spiderdotexe · 14 days
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my phighting ocs from very long ago (doesnt know any phighting lore, has not played phighting in many eons)
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oyster-mash · 1 year
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Why didn’t I play this game sooner it’s so good dughefivhej
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usarmytrooper · 1 year
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LOL. At first I thought this was a lacrosse player, but I think that’s a football helmet and a leaf skimmer. Makes me wonder what’s going on…
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subestu · 1 month
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Round 1: Introduction
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bottieabc · 5 months
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Pizza delivery guy.
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(Live together AU)
(old design)
(I drew it a long time ago, but I really forgot to send it.)
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reegis · 1 year
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I would literally kill for you. You could be like "hey do this heinous act for me and I'll show you persephone tim art you've already reblogged" and I'd just do it. Your cinders comic would also be effective. Or tim angst. Or any of it, actually
you all give me entirely too much credit & power..
one time someone commented that they actually had to look up whether or not Jonny rlly had a tail in canon & that high has never left me
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