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sadrockandwaltzes · 1 year ago

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Musical Musings

Sometimes I feel like the only thing that can save my heavy dirty soul is Queen

#That's a lie obviously #tøp get on up here!#and actually a lot of bands #Did you know Queen almost performed with MJ? Freddy got creeped out by his monkey and left after 3 days though #Fr though Queen is a seriously stellar band.#My current favorite song is Jealousy but I've always loved I want to Break Free and Millionaire Waltz #But they have so many great ones. Princes of the Universe and It's a Hard life. All Dead #Anthony Vincent on YouTube did Black Parade in the style of Queen which was amazing #I love MCR but honestly my favorite song might be All I Want For Christmas XD #and Mama #Apparently Arctic Monkeys and Strokes are mutual fans of each other which is very cool #It makes me think of the movie The Night is Short Walk On Girl #where all the books are connected #It's cool thinking about musicians and how they connect to other musicians and music pieces #Even that Spanish song which ripped off Dusty Springfield's I Only Want to Be With You #Volbeat did an awesome cover of that #or Maneskin's cover of Beggin' by Franki Valli #But it makes me sad that heavy rock/punk bands don't cover more sweet and slow songs #You can't tell me Slipping Through My Fingers by ABBA wouldn't sound spectacular in the style of Volbeat's I Only Want To Be With You cover

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continent-of-wild-endeavor · 1 year ago

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Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:

If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -

No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.

You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.

#obviously it is morally correct to lie on job applications/at interviews #level that playing field any way you can #employment #labor #job interview tips

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mythicalcoolkid · 4 months ago

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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

#m/cc #mine #I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges #and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like #a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with #there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example #or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone #*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have #I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side #for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others #for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me #and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public #and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist #that's why there's so much awareness happening for it #but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people

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shepscapades · 1 month ago

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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me #do I seem normal to you #dbhc #dbhc art #art escapades #dbhc etho #dbhc bdubs #bdoubleo100 #ethoslab #wild life smp #wild life smp spoilers #wlsmp #wlsmp spoilers #dbhc wlsmp #ethubs #bdubs #etho #bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be #[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights #trafficblr #traffic smp #now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you #'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct #but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too #im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos #IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW #this is a lie probably <3 #dbhc tango

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unbothered · 2 years ago

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Haters and also lawyers warned us to stop selling spontaneously combusting dumpster fires. We will not stand down.

#obviously this is a lie #they would only combust if you tried very hard to set it on fire and used some sort of accelerating agent #probably

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elfcollector · 3 months ago

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DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS (2009) — developed by bioware.

#gamingnetwork #vgedit #videogameedit #gamingedit #dailygaming #gameplaydaily #daoedit #mydao #myda #daedit #dragon age #dragon age: origins #dragon age origins #zevran arainai #zevran x warden #zevwarden #ppl have talked a lot abt this scene #and how zevrans not able to say he loves the warden here even tho he obviously does #and how thats a show of his past and his hurt but not a lack of devotion #he has a hard time saying the words because hes used them and mostly heard them in the context of a lie #and he could never lie to his warden #but also like. it means so much for him to be able to say 'i know you love me. i believe you. i believe you love me'#because he hates himself in a real way! hes still recovering from being actively suicidal!!#zevran does not view himself as someone who is Lovable in the way the warden loves him #but he believes them anyway #whats the line....i trust you means more from me than i love you #ANYWAY ZEVRAN [chews through the drywall] !!!!!!!

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giotanner · 5 months ago

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Panels from my last tiktok on Jason Todd and Dick Grayson (special guess: loyal friend Roy Harper)

Support my tiktok with feedback here please!

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rcbertleckie · 7 months ago

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noticing the days hurrying by when you're in love, my how they fly — for @pirateaangel

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terrorgirls · 2 months ago

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Armand + "Bad Faith"

Sartre explained: From bad faith to authenticity, David Detmer // Interview with the Vampire // Being and Nothingness, Jean-Paul Sartre

[part one]

#my contribution to the 'does armand know he's a bad person?' debate #I think on some level yes #he's obviously lying about having no agency #but I don't think it always *feels* like a lie to him #and so much of armand's identity is built on the narrative of his own victimhood (both genuine and perceived)#to take responsibility would completely destabilize his sense of self #so i see the denial as self-protective #in the same way armand convinces himself that louis has forgiven him/didn't stay with him to spite lestat #it's bad faith!#iwtv #iwtv amc #interview with the vampire #armand #loumand #jean paul sartre #parallels #my post #also... it's so so essential that I could make an identical post about louis 'he's the love of my life' du pointe du lac #tbh I don't think either of them are particularly convincing liars #they're both just equally invested in this self-deceptive story about the life they've built together

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valkyurii · 7 months ago

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there are two types of elden ring fan:

the normal one

and then this guy

#the second guy just doesn’t like what he read #obviously fromsoft were lying #just like how they lie about malenia being undefeated or that the fight between her and radahn ended in a stalemate #everything’s a lie when it comes to miquella and malenia apparently #and yet people will bend over backwards and come up with the most elaborate shit #to try and paint certain other characters as mr nice guy who can do no wrong #truly the fandom of all time #bitch my girl did not go through hell and back dragging her wife all the way home just to get slandered like this #cleanrot knight finlay #malenia blade of miquella #elden ring

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xxplastic-cubexx · 7 days ago

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How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didn’t feel like… Erik.

i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here

#xmen #xmen comics #magneto #erik lehnsherr #snap sketches #CAUSE LIIIKEE i want to keep SOMEE elements of the headmaster look obviously #i like its design intent. or how i see its design anyway idfk .... idk what im sayin im sleepy #just gotta. throw a few more things on there .... maybe... again i dont know 😔#the bigass M just makes me think of megaman gigamix i cant even lie #having/wanting to keep this as a one piece/leotard with that big ass m is probablyl whats stumping me if im so tbh #for some reason the lack of 'underwear' and helmet really is doing a lot for it Not feeling like magneto #the helmet i get Thats His Symbol ATP but the underwear ..... girl idk Strong Man or something like that #its just awkward because headmaster magneto is Supposed to be more tame or . 'domesticated' i guess vjALKE #not less powerful but he shouldnt be as intimidating/outwardly powerful if. that makes sense???#the first thought seeing him shouldnt be 'hes going to stomp me to death' it should be. Not That LKVJAEKj #BUT AT LEAAASSST in the back of the mind being likek 'he could probably stomp me to death'#SOME power but not to a threatening degree idfk what im saying my TUMMY IS RUMBLIGN AGAIN #what did i eat todasy. i ate like five hot pockets today thats what i ate. and some grapes #idk im tired. maybe ill try this again down the line #anyway enjoy if you can. saturday is upon us which means i can DOODLE AGAIN

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sysig · 10 months ago

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Blind side (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Gaster #Sans closing his good eye every once in a while and keeping his blind eye open - obviously he does so in-game as well so it's a style-match #It's just interesting in the context of him being textually-confirmed blind in Handplates hehe #There's a level of vulnerability there! Not more than closing both eyes around someone - and potentially also distrust!#''I'm baring myself blind right now but /you/ don't need to know that'' - it suits him ♪#Especially when he does it around Papyrus! Because obviously Papyrus knows about his partial blindness #But when he's trying to be duplicitous - the way he looks at him sidelong with his blind eye when he's trying to lie unsuccessfully ugh <3 #And again-again it being about how much he trusts Papyrus! That he can be a little lazy or spacey and Papyrus will help him!#Also something about his entire right side being impaired - pawing around with his plated hand for something he can't see on that side #The dynamics! Internal and external! Very good like them lots #And then there's Gaster lol ♪ Throw him into the mix I'm sure it won't make a mess at all haha #I guess he's visiting? Just spacing out - he and Sans have a lot on their minds - separately haha #I do love how Sans pushes Gaster to be kind to Papyrus - very deservedly! He wants Papyrus to be happy of course #And he's obviously still angry with Gaster a lot but how might that present itself when Papyrus is Papyrus at Gaster hehe #Even just in that small jokey way of ''you tryin' to step on my turf?'' hehehe #Especially since the comparison wouldn't even come up if he had two functioning eyes hm?? Right Gaster???? Lol #Speaking of that scene and Sans' partial blindness tho ughhughuhg <3 <3 The fact that Sans stands with Gaster to his blind side #It's the vulnerability/distaste/confidence of it all! He's grown up so much it's all right there in how he holds himself #That he either trusts Gaster enough not to attack him - starting to believe him - or that he has enough faith in himself to protect himself #And only looking at him with his peripherals unless he looks directly at him hghhhgh I am Normal about shot composition I swear lol #Also I like how that last panel turned out lol - Sans just appears at the bottom of the steps like how's it going. care to gtfo thx

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wiki-but-made-them-up · 3 months ago

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#unreality #the joke here is that the caption is obviously also edited digitally #when in fact it is also a lie within a lie

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ecoplasma · 5 months ago

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More Drakengard AU. Asahi is still a simp, Fandaniel still wants to destroy the world.

#drakengard au #asahi sas brutus #crystal exarch #fandaniel #ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #in the first few branches fandaniel also offs furiae #and asahi is unable to lie to caim about it because of his pact sacrifice #i imagine this is how asahi&fandan come to an end in some branches #caim wouldn't be too happy about it obviously and the man likes to let his sword talk #(shhhhh i spent entirely too much time thinking about this)

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varilien · 3 months ago

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as a kid i wanted soooooo badly to have a bill gijinka for my very own but i could never come up w one that didn't just feel like i was ripping off all my favorite fan designs for him at the time. and all this time later finally this one came out SO Perfect For Me that i think it's a little bit of a mistake actually like i didn't intend on becoming this obsessed with him ever again in my life but HERE WE ARE !!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

u guys see what i mean tho. these are from like 2015(?) or smn and visibly just patterned off of what everyone else was doing at the time lol

#EXTREMELY ''OH GOD WHY IS HE HOT'' PAIN FOR ME LATELY I WON'T EVEN LIE TO YOU GUYS FHDKJFHKJDGFKJDHFKD #godddddddd #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #the book of bill #tbob #bill cipher #dipper pines #mabel pines #human bill cipher #bill cipher gijinka #i literally have 3 other designs for him in reserves that i was planning to use for various au purposes #simply cuz i have a lot of thoughts about Why he looks any particular way (obviously fewer whys for this one but hdfkjg)#but anyways all that to say even tho i liked the others a lot or had fun ideas for them this one has completely swept them aside #all i want is HIM NOW. AGAINST MY WILL OR GOOD JUDGEMENT. THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP.

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jestroer · 1 year ago

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They are one apple tall to me

#growing attached to lion Bdubs not gonna lie #and obviously i love foxtho forever #ethoslab #ethubs #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #hermitcraft #court jester's art

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