#That shit is crazy

[ragnarockz]

funny that i have to unblock one of my ex-coworkers from fb to find her ao3 username to then block her on ao3 and then reblock her again on fb

[aurillio-thoughts]

watching jegulus get so popular the past few years is crazy cause i was up reading The Devil’s White Knight in 2016 in love with the idea of james and regulus and their ao3 tag was dry for so so many years

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

A million dollars to all the humans in Avatar for acting against those horrifying blue puppets in that behind the scenes footage. Get Jack Champion his Oscar. Goofiest shit I’ve ever seen. 

[sygna11111]

I LOVE FUCKING ELVES.

I FUCKING LOVE ELVES.

Not really Yandere nor Oc... But!- ELVES!!!! Everyone know them and I love them, I'd make out with one at the back of a 711. (Especially, if that mf has very long ears, I'd love to bite their ears🤤.)

And elves are a major race in the world of the story I'm making- So, I'm gonna be talking about them. Specifically, Elven biology!

Keep in mind, that I've deviated from the usual Elf stuff. So yeah!!! :D

Elves are descendants from the angels who copulated with humans. So naturally they have the greatest aptitude with magic than any other race in the entire world! They don't need to have an external source to conjure magic like humans. Since, their own souls have magic. (Exclusive to only elves.(And maybe another race.(But that's a secret for now. Teehee~)))

And it is also because of that that elves have a very long lifespan. Their lifespan has been estimated to be around 800-900 years. Wow! that's long!

Elf metabolism is very different, the source of their energy for vital processes, such as breathing, circulating blood, and repairing cells also come from their souls. When their bodies breakdown the food they eat, it'll go to the soul, replenishing it. Because of this, elves tend to be more slender. (Oh! and Elves are omnivores, so they can just eat about anything.)

That doesn't mean they don't have different body types though! Just like humans, they come in a variety of shapes! some can have broad shoulders or narrow ones, narrow or wide hips, Small or large waists, They can be busty or flat!

Because of their angel heritage, They are naturally tall. Their heights range from 6 feet to 8 feet. The average height being 7'2. (So big...) Rarely is an elf below 6 feet. Unless, you're a half-elf, of course.

Natural hair colors range from a very light brown to a platinum blonde. As for eyes, They can have Red and Gold/Ochre.

In their culture, gender isn't really a known concept. Elves are androgynous down to their biology. Possessing both female and male sexes. Some elves may have features that are perceived as more masculine or feminine to other races. But, elves won't register it as such.

Though in modern times, they have adapted to the concept but, it's just like a trend to them. They don't actually believe in it that much.

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"Oh, what are you?" Asked an elf.

"I'm a male." Answered the other.

"Really? I'm a male too! We should totally be friends!"

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"Maybe being male isn't my thing." Sighed an elf.

"Oh! What about Being female?" Suggested the other.

"Hmm. Sure, why not?"

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"The internet says that I could be a girl." Says an elf to their friend.

"What?" The other raises a brow. "You have more boy-ish vibes to me."

"Nuh-uh, It says right here." The elf pointed to her phone. It showed a quiz that had a title: "Are you a boy or a girl? Find out by taking this quick and simple quiz!". With a smug smile she said. "Girl."

The other shrugs. "Whatever."

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So that's all for now. I love writing about random stuff from my world.

and most importantly: I FUCKING LOVE ELVES.

[dreamingrobots]

guys. do you ever think about trees

[callmebabygirll0]

If you don't use TikTok that's sexy to me

[sassmill]

Thinking about the time I was rocking M to sleep and she was just starting to speak in sentences and she asked me in her sweet little toddler voice “do you remember when you used to be my mommy?”

[tvmilfs]

Well fuck me I guess

[alexanderpearce]

just remembered homoeroticism

[wanderingpages]

Guess who got a hernia :/

[arlana-likes-to-write]

1000 followers

I can't believe that number if I'm honest. I never expected to get here or have people read anything I've posted. Truthfully, I thought no one was going to read or like what I wrote. But you guys are amazing and I can't wait to share my stories with you all.

My goal is to branch out to other TV shows and Movies. I have Legend of Korra, Stranger Things, The Last of Us, and Wednesday ideas so I can't wait to bring you into those worlds.

Much love. Thank you for all the support.

Arlana

[rongrii]

how it shouldve gone

[mashedpotatosinacup]

instead of trying to invent things from back to the future we should start taking inspo from how I met your mother

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[stil-lindigo]

lighthearted.

if this comic resonated with you, please consider donating to this palestinian escape fund (vetted by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein) as it is less than $7,000 away from it's goal.

i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.

A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop