#Thank you hepzheba

[christinesficrecs]

Hii hope everything is going well. I have a recent apetite for a fanfic where stiles is best friends with cora or a sister or brother of derek and derek is the best friends older brother and stiles has a crush and all maybe. Happy ending pretty please.

Sure!

Ecstasy by allfandoms93 | 11.3K | Explicit

Derek moves home after college in New York not expecting an instant connection to Cora's best friend, Stiles.

Crush by madsmeetsmisha | 16.3K | Explicit

What if Stiles had a little crush on Cora's brother Derek? What if he was always making a fool out of himself when the attractive werewolf was around? And what if Stiles tried his best to avoid him but Derek was suddenly everywhere...

^^^^ These were suggested additions. Thank you!! ❤️

Dude, Werewolves by mysecretashes | 29.6K

Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.

French Silk Pie, Baby | 2.6K

“See, your angel of a sister - ” Derek scoffs. Cora hasn’t been an angel since she was five months old. “ - agreed to date me, because my visa is about to expire and - ”

“I’d have to marry you for that, dumbass,” Cora butts in, rolling her eyes.

Dirty Little Secret by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 91K | Explicit

“Holy shit, this is a date!” he blurted out, turning back to Derek wide-eyed. “This is a date! You intended for this to be a date, this was supposed to be a date!” He figured if he said it enough times, maybe he would believe it, but so far, no dice.

Derek was scowling again—seriously, did he want wrinkles?—but he just reached into one of the bags and pulled out a burger, checking what was written on the foil in sharpie before handing it over to Stiles.

“Of course it’s a date, what did you think this was?”

Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by alisvolatpropiis | 5.2K | Explicit

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”

He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”

Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”

“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.

Putting the F-U-N in Funeral by apocryphal | 10.8K 

In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.

hey asshole by everchanginginks | 15.6K | Mature

The Hales moved in next door more than a year ago and while Cora and Stiles became fast friends, Stiles has yet to meet his best friend’s big brother, Derek, who’s been attending college in New York. When Derek comes home for the summer he makes less than a stellar impression. And vice versa.

Date me or my brother by Hepzheba | 2.5K

Derek is straight and his usual grumpy self, Derek also has a twin who is Gay and a complete Player. Somehow, Derek finds himself filling in for his Twin because the Player has double booked himself on the dating seen. Enter Stiles… Maybe Derek’s not so straight.

The Wonderful Mess We Made by haleonwheels | 34.6K | Explicit

Derek is Scott's rude older brother. Scott is Stiles' new best friend. Stiles is in a really hard situation (in more ways than one).

Or the one where Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills from New York City and immediately befriends Scott McHale. Scott tells Stiles he's an only child--except he really, really isn't. So how was Stiles supposed to know Derek From The Jungle is actually Derek McHale, Scott's older brother that he kept secret for a reason?

Permanent Fixture by linksofmemories_archive | 80.7K | Explicit

Derek is Scott's older brother. Stiles is Scott's best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.

[jeffsy75]

Tagged by the lovely @hepzheba

Rules: List 10 different characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 different people!

1.  Colby Granger (Numb3rs)

2.  Lieutenant Commander Steven J. McGarrett (Hawaii Five-0)

3.  Philip Shea (Eyewitness)

4. Castiel (Supernatural)

5.  Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)

6.  Felicity Smoak (Arrow)

7.  Neal Caffrey (White Collar)

8.  Hawkeye - Clint Barton (Avengers)

9.  Supergirl - Cara Danvers (Supergirl)

10.  Det. Amanda Rollins (SVU)

Tagging if you want to:  @sterekisperfection, @travisvsworld, @fonsecalimal, @truealqha, @luxnowell, @starkandspangle, @theepiclovestoryofsamanddean, @sterek24hobrien, @mickey-mousemilkovich, @thedirtyprettythings

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Do you know of any sterek fics that involve time travel that gets them together? I dont care if it's the future kids, themselves, etc that time travel. Thank you so much.

Yeah! And here’s the tag for more.

From this moment by Hepzheba

(1/1 I 4,642 I Teen)

Stiles wakes up in a bed that is not his own with someone he doesn't know cuddling him. He has no idea how he ended up there.

Hint: he might have been sent to the future.

Groundhog Fae by scornedmedea

(1/1 I 5,786 I Not Rated)

After uniting the supernatural world to stop the apocalypse, the Hale pack throws a celebratory party that, much to Derek's dismay, will just not end.

A Matter of Time by Ninna_7

(1/1 I 11,254 I General)

He noticed his pack looking at him, and they didn’t seem as relieved as Stiles expected. In fact they were looking in his direction as if he had grown a second head or something.

“I don’t think you should look so surprised, I’ve been training a lot lately, okay?” He said indignantly, crossing his arms.

“Stiles, that’s not...” Scott said, half pointing at his direction.

That’s when Stiles heard that familiar voice again from behind him, “I think they’re confused about me, buddy.”

Stiles then remembered that he had to thank the stranger who had helped them, but... Wait... That familiar voice… Was that his voice? He turned around abruptly, wide eyed. He took three steps back, tripping and nearly falling on the ground.

Or: Stiles accidentally summons his future self who claims they can heal the nemeton. If he helps younger Stiles and Derek to see what's always been right in front of them, that's a pleasant coincidence. Right?

Filter Out the Starlight by skoosiepants

(1/1 I 12,238 I Teen)

“Why are you not more curious about me?” Stiles says when Derek’s got the door half open, sun spilling over the dark wood, dust motes spinning about his legs. Stiles is wearing fabric that hasn’t been invented yet, he’s clutching a smart phone to his chest, and he appeared out of nowhere, like an angel.

Softly, Derek says, “We all have our secrets,” and closes the door.

Or-

A heartbroken Stiles accidentally travels back in time to find his one true love. A harlequin-ish Christmas romance.

Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill

(1/1 I 32,052 I Teen)

Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

Now as Ever (All That Is and Has Been) by venis_envy

(16/16 I 52,270 I Explicit)

Stiles can't remember what happened to rearrange the time-space continuum, or how he ended up being pulled into the past. All he knows is that he's there now, in 2003 Beacon Hills, with a teenage werewolf and a possibly-crazy veterinarian as his only allies.

Daybreak by TheObsidianQuill

(10/10 I 70,382 I Mature)

"There . . ." Stiles swallowed and looked down at the bottle in his grasp as he slowly swirled the amber liquid inside. "There's really nothing left. For me. Everyone is . . . gone, and it feels like I haven't thought of tomorrow in years." His words rang in the air like a gunshot, he took another heavy drink. "I would trade every last breath I take to just have another shot—not even a guarantee, just a chance to make things right and bring back even one of them." -----

The pack was gone. He had nothing left. He had no one. With nothing to lose, Stiles puts everything on the line to go back in time to try to prevent the future from becoming his past. Broken, guarded, and haunted by his past, only one overgrown-pup of a wolf seems able to get past his defenses. Changing the future? Easy. Finding a place for himself in the Hale Pack? Impossible.

A Little Lost by exclamation

(32/32 I 73,336 I Mature)

A magical accident sends Stiles back in time. Now he's stuck in New York, living with Derek and Laura, and the only way to get back to his own time is to learn to use magic. Meanwhile, he must figure out how much he can tell them about their future. Can he warn them about the dangers they face? Can he change his own past?

And can he trust the creature known as Bookworm, who seems to know him better than he knows himself?

[sourwolfstories]

Hi! I know you're probably slammed with requests but i was wondering if you could rec some long fics without smut or skipable unimportant smut scenes? I'm sex repulsed and it's surprising difficult to find fics that don't make me uncomfortable

Okay so these are all at least 20 or 30 thousand words long each and are all either rated general audience or teen and up and I made sure to go through all of them so they shouldn’t have any smut or sex but if I did miss anything please let me know. Hope you enjoy!

Ghosts In The Suburbs by KaytiKazoo

Stiles gets cursed by a witch and can see dead people.

Here’s to the Static by matildajones

Stiles spends most of his college break in a coffee house where he stares after Derek Hale. For some reason, Stiles is unaware of the fact he’s quite the musician, and Derek amuses himself at Stiles’ obliviousness.

Cupboard Love by mklutz

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Strangers Like Me by Alphaboner

“Stay back! Don’t come..don’t come any closer! Please don’t! Wh..what are you doing?” he let out a little laugh when Derek started to play with his toes “Ah-haha, no, please, don’t, that tickles!” Derek’s hand traveled from Stiles’ toes to his leg “No, get off, get off!” …to his belt “GET OFF!” he kicked Derek in the face, leaving him confused and aching, looking at Stiles with a scowl.

Get Back Up by Hepzheba

After taking the blame for his so-called friend Jackson and his stupid pot, Stiles is forced to work for the Hales at their horse ranch the summer before his last year in high school. At first he absolutely hates it but he comes to realize that there is actually is something fun about this ranch thing and that horses are more likable and complicated than he’d previously thought. He also comes to realize that it’s not only the horses that are interesting; there’s also Derek Hale.

Scowl and Sarcasm by dr_girlfriend

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single alpha in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a mate.

Whether or not Derek Hale felt that way was hardly a concern to the neighborhood — the very fact of his arrival was enough that the surrounding families seemed to consider him the rightful property of one or another of their eligible sons and daughters. That was, of course, before they met the man.

Only You, Sterek by im2old4thisotp

Derek gets the name of his soulmate off a Ouija board when he is ten. He’s obsessed with finding them, but then his life irrevocably changes. He erases the name from his life and determines to live free of those stupid words, “fate” and “destiny”.

But on the eve of his wedding, he gets a phone call that will change the course of his life forever, and show him that maybe destiny does have a hold on him, after all.

Or, the Sterek rewrite of the movie “Only You” that you never knew you wanted.

sorry about the elbows, sorry we lived here. by dreamer_of_dreams

“You’re doing it again, Derek. You’re running away. I know, alright? I’ve always known… You looked at him the way I wished you’d look at me. You came close some days, when you’re folding my tank tops and we’re talking about small, insignificant things. And I thought that was enough for a while. But it was plain to see, you were sitting around, waiting for him to call you home. He never did and you just carried on.”

“I wasn’t really waiting for him to call. I knew he wouldn’t. I don’t know how you got that impression.”

“Hmmm…Maybe because when we both thought you were dying, I leant over and kissed you… and you whispered his name.”

Just the Same by ericaismeg

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There’s just no way Derek Hale is human.***“I was wondering if you’re even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it’s ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It’s unfair for us. I mean, it’s obvious you work out, and I don’t, so that could be why, but like…I was just wondering if you were human, that’s all.”

“Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—”

“Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can’t threaten him with shit.

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before by Halevetica

What if all the crushes you ever had found out how you felt about them… all at once?

Stiles Stilinski keeps his love letters in a box his mother gave him. They aren’t love letters that anyone else wrote for him; these are ones he’s written. One for every boy he’s ever loved-five in all. When he writes, he pours out his heart and soul and says all the things he would never say in real life, because his letters are for his eyes only. Until the day his secret letters are mailed, and suddenly, Stiles’ love life goes from imaginary to out of control.

If I Followed You Home by tryslora

Stiles is living on his own in New York when he sees the unthinkable: one woman pushes another onto the tracks just before a subway comes. With Scott not moving in for several days, he is on his own with his grief and horror, and he decides to find closure by attending the dead woman’s funeral where he discovers that (1) the guy he’s been crushing on is the dead woman’s brother, and (2) her family somewhat adopts him, and (3) the woman who killed her might just want to kill him now. Life just got complicated.

Notes:

Wolf Pack: Beacon Original by Beerwolves, fearfrost1211

When his father landed the Deputy Chief of police position in Beacon Hills, Stiles moved to his new town gladly, embracing the chance of a fresh start. What he didn’t expect was to find himself hopelessly drawn to the gruff Vice President of the local motorcycle gang, the Wolf Pack.Derek Hale, resident bad boy of Beacon Hills, spent his time helping his sister lead the Wolf Pack and working on motorcycles at his family’s automotive garage. Then, one hot summer afternoon a bright-eyed boy walked into his life and turned his world upside down.

There’s No Escape for the Potato Man by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

“Who is this? Where’s Erica?”

“Wrong number, asshole!”

“Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively.

Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101.

“What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?”

“The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!”

“What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.

home isn’t a place by Spikedluv

Ithaca, New York is known as a sanctuary within the supernatural community, and Cornell University is where creatures such as Kitsune and Selkies can safely attend college. Though Stiles doesn’t think he’s anything special (despite having a ‘spark’, whatever that is), he attends on Satomi’s recommendation; he wants to learn everything he can about the supernatural world so he can return to Beacon Hills and help Scott.

The last person Stiles expects to run into at Cornell is Derek Hale. Derek is gruff and grumpy, but despite that Stiles is drawn to him. When someone begins murdering supernatural students Laura Hale takes Stiles under her wing. Between attending class, hanging out with Kira, adopting a dog, and keeping score for the baseball team, Stiles investigates the deaths to figure out who’s killing his fellow students before he ends up a victim himself.

Through it all, Stiles learns the real meaning of ‘home’.

SuperWing, Stucky and SlaDick, Oh My! by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

“Well,” Nightwing said with an awkward laugh, “this is embarrassing. You are definitely not the Superman I was expecting.”

“You mean I almost missed out on having Nightwing leap into my waiting arms?” Derek asked teasingly. He couldn’t help it, the guy was adorable, and while he wasn’t exactly light, he already knew it was all muscle. This guy definitely worked out.

Nightwing let out a loud, boisterous laugh that had people around them turn to look, but he just grinned down at Derek before speaking.

“In that case, didn’t mean to keep you waiting.” He waggled his eyebrows and Derek let out a small huff of a laugh. “I should probably, uh—get down.”

“Probably.”

Thanks for Thumper, But I Prefer Cheeseburgers by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

The wolf’s head whipped around so fast, Stiles felt like he was watching The Exorcist.

Stiles wondered if he could just stand still enough to make the wolf think he was a tree. A very bright red and jean-clad tree. He doubted it, but one could hope.

He knew it was a lost cause when the wolf turned fully, lips pulled back from its sharp teeth—so very sharp, good fucking Lord!—and began walking towards Stiles.

“I didn’t see anything!” Stiles shouted, both hands out in front of himself and sweat instantly breaking out across his skin. “I swear to you! I didn’t see anything! I didn’t see anything! I won’t tell anyone! I won’t! I’ll keep this to myself, until the day I die! I promise! I promise!”

An Unexpected Familiar by BabyWeWillRise

Homework over break sucks, right? Harris is at it again with making Stiles’ life horrible by giving him an essay over Christmas break and Stiles could not be anymore displeased.

Except…this stupid assignment leads him to something he didn’t think he was missing.

Or…

After his mother died when he was eight, Stiles (and his father) ran away from reality without looking back.

Now, ten years later, when the eighteen year old runs into a familiar face, he’s thrown back into a life he had completely forgotten about and is welcomed with open and loving arms.

To say he’s freaking out would be an understatement.

[so-very-asleep]

Sterek Fic Rec

What I Did On My Summer Vacation - by Grimm

There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.

118k   4/4 Chapters

Full werewolf shift!Derek, Magic!Stiles

Get Back Up - by Hepzheba

After taking the blame for his so-called friend Jackson and his stupid pot, Stiles is forced to work for the Hales at their horse ranch the summer before his last year in high school. At first he absolutely hates it but he comes to realize that there is actually is something fun about this ranch thing and that horses are more likable and complicated than he’d previously thought. He also comes to realize that it’s not only the horses that are interesting; there’s also Derek Hale.

32k    4/4 Chapters 

Alternative Univers - Human, Lotta horses, Jerk!Stiles, 

Worlds Apart - by Siny

Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.

92k      16/16 Chapters

Alternative Univers - Royalty (Modern Royalty), Prince!Derek,

A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel - by lupinus, ureaneia

Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.In which Stiles is the president's son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.

21k       1/1 Chapters

Alternative Universe - Bodyguard AU, Fake/Pretend Relationship/ Fake Marriage President!Sherif Stilinski

One Life Stand - by Vendelin

Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.

All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.

Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.

84k      6/6 Chapters

Prostitute!Stiles, Buisnessman!Derek

Gravity’s Got nothing on You - by zosofi

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

83k     1/1 Chapters

Fake/Pretend Relationship

Captain’s Log: I am Sly as a Fox - by isthatbloodonhisshirt

Derek wandered into the store with him, some of the cashiers cooing at Stiles because, yes, yes, he was very cute, thank you. He was getting more attention as a fox than he’d ever gotten as a human.

Figures.

He just pouted while being carried through the store, one of the girls helping Derek with what he needed and bringing it all to the cash register for him since he seemed reluctant to loosen his grip on Stiles. He probably didn’t want him wiggling free and wreaking havoc across the store.

He was pretty destructive, he’d admit that.

42k      1/1 Chapters

Magical Mishap, Fox!Stiles Stilinski, Both Derek and Stiles come back to Beacon Hills, Mutal Pining, Oblivious Stiles, Lonely Derek, Getting together, Friends to Lovers

The Darkness Inside - by isthatbloodonhisshirt

The sheriff watched him for a moment, then he sighed and turned slightly. He reached out to open a cabinet door beside him, and pulled out a shelf. It was on a track, so it rolled out of the cabinet fairly easily, and held a small CCTV. Derek frowned and inched his chair to the side a little bit so he could get a better angle.

He was looking at a teenager, or someone at least young enough to be the same age as Scott. He was sitting on a bed in what looked to be a larger room, the area he was in surrounded by four glass walls, with his legs crossed and head tilted.

He was also staring directly into the camera, as if he knew someone was watching. A creepy smile slowly slid onto the teen’s face, and he held up one hand, wiggling his fingers in a slow, eery wave.

Derek felt his mouth run dry. He didn’t know who this kid was, but he didn’t like him.

“Who is that?” he asked quietly.

“That,” said the sheriff, “is my son.”

51k     1/1 Chapters

Nogitsune!Stiles, Pining Derek, Pining Stiles, Magic

Waiting - by isthatbloodonhisshirt

Not wanting to think on it took much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.

“Not too close, he bites.”

Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.

“He what?” Stiles asked nervously, turning to Deaton.

The man looked a little amused. “Don’t worry, only if he doesn’t like you.”

“Well, he probably hates me, now!” Stiles insisted, turning back to Derek.

He looked extremely displeased.

81k      2/2 Chapters

Feral!Derek, Possessive!Derek, Werewolf Mates, Magic!Derek

Hallowed Grounds - by damndancyscotch

Everything in Beacon Hills is the same when Stiles comes home from college.

Well, except for the fact that he's a published author now, Scott is halfway across the world with a travelling circus, Erica's epilepsy has been cured, her boss offers him a job too, and there's this weird black dog that seems to be following him around just to judge him.

Oh, and the murders, of course.

But other than that stuff... totally the same old BH.

109k    16/16 Chapters

Full Shift Werewolves, Writer Stiles, Hale Pack, Emissary in training Stiles Stilinski

Maggie May - by Spikedluv

When Laura Hale died, she left behind a daughter, Maggie. Stiles (and his dad) have been caring for Maggie since the night Laura disappeared. Unbeknownst to Stiles, however, Maggie’s a werewolf, and she’s bonded with Stiles. Which means he feels extra protective when Peter Hale appears on the scene. (He may have also developed a little crush on Maggie’s uncle, the silent and brooding Derek Hale. Who said Stiles’ life was boring?) 

24k     1/1 chapters

Kid Fic

Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] - by owlpostagain

“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."

Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."

"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."

17k      1/1 Chapters

Alternative Universe - Human, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fireman Derek, College student Stiles

A Desperate Arrangement - by mikkimouse

"I'm sorry, I believe there's something wrong with my hearing," Stiles said. "Because I could have sworn you just told me you set up a betrothal agreement with the Hales. A betrothal agreement involving me. Me."

Scott smiled his easygoing smile and nodded, which told Stiles no, he hadn't misheard a damn thing.

After seven years of lengthy negotiations, the treaty between the Hales and the Argents has fallen apart and the two countries fell into war.

Months later, there's an uneasy truce, thanks to the intervention of King Scott McCall, but it won't last. In a desperate attempt to maintain the peace, the Hales sign a treaty with the McCalls to marry Prince Derek to Prince Stiles Stilinski, King Scott's brother.

In the history of the world, there have been many better ideas.

115k      29/29 Chapters

Alternative Universe - Historical, Arranged Marriage, Werewolves are known, Prince!Stiles, Prince!Derek, Alternative Universe - Royalty, Magic!Stiles

Suspicious Minds - by HaleHole

“Don’t feed Balto your pizza,” Stiles mildly warns his daughter.

“Derek.”

Stiles pauses, mouth open and cheese sliding off the pizza as he parrots, “Derek? Who’s Derek?”

His daughter rolls her eyes, like Stiles has just asked her the dumbest question ever. “The wolf, Daddy!”

“You changed his name?” Stiles asks in surprise. Usually she’s pretty set about naming things. Her doll’s name was decided two seconds after receiving it, the car has been Alonzo for three years now, and the toaster ‘Pop’ for the last six months.

Meg nods, prodding the sliding cheese back on top of her slice. “Yeah. He told me his name is Derek. And that he doesn’t really like Balto.”

“Is that right?” he asks, eyeing the wolf who seems far too interested in watching a pair of animated moose arguing. It’s official. This wolf is weird. This whole situation is weird.

-- Separated from Laura after being cornered by some hunters, an injured Derek finds himself being rescued by Stiles and his young daughter. In more than one way.

40k     1/1 Chapters

Single Parent Stiles, Full Shift!Derek, Werewolf reveal

Thanks for Thumper, But I Prefer Cheeseburgers - by isthatbloodonmyshirt

The wolf’s head whipped around so fast, Stiles felt like he was watching The Exorcist.

Stiles wondered if he could just stand still enough to make the wolf think he was a tree. A very bright red and jean-clad tree. He doubted it, but one could hope.

He knew it was a lost cause when the wolf turned fully, lips pulled back from its sharp teeth—so very sharp, good fucking Lord!—and began walking towards Stiles.

“I didn’t see anything!” Stiles shouted, both hands out in front of himself and sweat instantly breaking out across his skin. “I swear to you! I didn’t see anything! I didn’t see anything! I won’t tell anyone! I won’t! I’ll keep this to myself, until the day I die! I promise! I promise!”

58k     1/1 Chapters 

Fullshift Werewolf! Derek, Werewolf Courting, Oblivious Stiles, Werewolf Mates

I Have Faith In Nights - by DaintyBoots

Derek had always thought his ability to pick up strays was a bit of a hindrance. But then he met Stiles.

35k      8/8 Chapters

Alternative Universe - Human, Cop!Derek, Drug Use, Street Punk (Sorta prostitue) Stiles, Panic Attacks

After The Storm - by matildajone

Derek's mind flits to Stiles’ face. It’s a hard face to forget and for some reason Stiles is one of the only things Derek can think about without feeling like he’s lost something.

Erica grins. “When are you going to see him next?”

“He’s a cop,” Derek says gruffly.

“So?”

Derek remembers being at the station, he remembers all those fucking people who thought he had killed his own sister. Laura. He hates all of them, and says as much aloud.

Erica hums. “Sounded like you didn’t hate him.”

--

Dealing with the death of his sister, Derek spends most of his time helping out his family. He meets Stiles and as soon as Derek's willing to admit his attraction towards him, he discovers that Stiles is dealing with his own problems at work. He needs help - help that Derek's all too willing to give. There's something about Derek with his strange, glowing eyes and quick ability to heal that makes Stiles trust him when maybe he shouldn't.

41k       4/4 Chapters 

Kid Fic, Werewolf Reveal, Cop!Stiles

[stereklibrary]

I currently read Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi and now I’m seriously craving some fake relationship au's. Do you have any recommendations?

Oh, I love this fic! You can find some more under the Fake/Pretend Relationship tag, but I made a list with some of my favorites as well. I also got a new tag page where you can combine tags, if you are looking for something more specific. Enjoy!

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (11/11 | 83,979 | E)

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

The Hazards (and Benefits) of Channel-Surfing on Friday Nights by herbeautifullie (1/1 | 12,175 | M)

He’s watching TV over the edge of his laptop when Scott brings up the fact that he’s still a lonely loser in his third year of college without a boyfriend which, while being completely true, is really fucking unappreciated. It sparks a desperate need to save what little manhood Stiles has and, before he knows it, he’s blurting, “I totally have a boyfriend, dude. Shows how much you know.”

How was he supposed to know Scott would doubt him? It’s not Stiles’ fault that someone named Derek Hale really exists. It’s also not his fault when his lie grows legs and runs so far he can’t find it until it’s too late – too late and standing right in front of him, gorgeous and annoyed and not at all the person Stiles made him up to be.

Yeah, this could get bad.

Giving Craigslist Thanks by mossqueen (1/1 | 7,466 | T)

“Dude. Your family are like, the nicest people ever and I feel like such a douche bag right now.”

Derek blinked at Stiles through his reflection in the mirror. 

“What.”

“No, seriously, they’re trying so hard to be good to me even though I literally told your vegetarian sister to ‘suck it’ as I bit into a piece of turkey twenty minutes ago. What did they even do to you, man?”

-

Erica jokingly sends Derek a link to a Craigslist ad and Derek actually responds to it.

i love you a latte by kellifer_fic (1/1 | 6,692 | G)

“You… want me to come to your family reunion?”

“Yes.”

“And you’ll come to my best friend’s wedding as…my… date?” Stiles thinks the whole proposition bears repeating.

“Yes,” Derek says again, brows furrowing like he’s starting to regret asking.

Stiles Stilinski, Boyfriend Extraordinaire by MereLoup (4/4 | 14,429 | G)

“Beacon County Sheriff’s Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”

“Oh thank god!”

“Stiles?”

“I, uh, I need some advice.”

“Advice?”

“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”

Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”

“Stiles…what are you doing right now?”

Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

Or even know who Derek was.

But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!

Easy Alpha by interropunct (1/1 | 4,602 | T)

Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school hussy, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to popular belief, everyone is still a virgin.

My World Is Filled With Cheer And You by bleep0bleep (1/1 | 10,832 | T)

“It was a last minute decision. Single parents with children draw attention to themselves in this type of neighborhood, and this department didn’t have a big budget to relocate all the werewolf and werewolf sympathizers that were targeted on this list. We’ve combined a lot of our relocation assignments. It ended up working out that another family, Mr. Stilinski and his son, looked like a good fit for you guys, so you’ll be sharing a home with them for the time being.” Markowski grins at him. “Congratulations! You’re married!”

-

In which Derek and his daughter are displaced just in time for the holidays, matched up with Stiles and his young son in a government protection program.

May I Interest You in an Apology Muffin? by Leslie_Knope (1/1 | 1,478 | T)

“Wait, seriously? Who is it? C’mon, just tell me.”

“Uh…,” Stiles said, buying for time while he looked around as surreptitiously as possible. “That guy over there,” he whispered finally, jerking his chin toward the dark-haired guy three tables over, a guy so hot that Stiles’ only chance with him would most definitely be in an imaginary scenario.

Scott looked over his shoulder at the guy and got that determined glint in his eye that Stiles recognized, just about three seconds too late. Scott was gonna do something that he thought was heroic but was actually dumb.

“Scott!” he hissed, grabbing for his backpack and nearly knocking over their coffee cups in his haste to follow him. “Oh, holy shit.”

can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful by HalfFizzbin (1/1 | 6,260 | T)

“Be cool, Dad, we’ve decided to con Grandma.”

(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the right wrong idea.)

Fake Listed by Hepzheba (1/1 | 8,522 | T)

When Stiles answered the ad about someone needing a fake boy-/girlfriend for a trip to his family home he didn’t know what to expect. First of all, he expected someone ugly, not Derek Hale from his class. And second, he did not expect to fall for Derek or his kind, and somewhat weird, family.

A Cunning Plan by yodasyoyo (17/17 | 32,737 | T)

Stiles has a plan to get Lydia Martin to notice him. Derek is not impressed.

only fools rush in by decideophobia (1/1 | 13,594 | T)

Is it an imaginary date?

No. I met him in a coffee shop.

When?

This morning. It was love on first sight.

Find Me Sitting Poolside by TroubleIWant (1/1 | 14,286 | T)

“Oh, and you’re the Hales!” the host exclaims when Stiles slides the sign-up sheet back. “Or, Hale and Stilinski, I guess. For now.” She gives them a conspiratorial wink. “I have to say, we are just pleased as punch to see an adorable couple like you attending!”

Stiles tosses an arm familiarly around Derek’s shoulders despite all the bags hanging off them, and gives him a squeeze. “I know! We’re pretty much the cutest. Right, honey?” He shoots his Alpha a shit-eating grin.

Derek bares his teeth in what’s probably supposed to be a smile, except that it isn’t, in much the same way that they are supposed to be a couple, but aren’t.

-

To track down a rogue Alpha who’s endangering their pack, Stiles and Derek must go undercover at a Hawaiian couples retreat. Of course, this does mean that the two of them have to fake a relationship well enough to fool their supernatural hosts, or risk getting kicked out. Sharing a bed, hanging out poolside, tracking down a murderous Alpha… should be easy, right?

pretty in tents by kellifer_fic (1/1 | 7,657 | M)

Even though he’s making fun of it, Stiles thinks the whole thing sounds awesome and, like most stuff these days, the experience is going to be totally wasted on Scott.

A Shitty Bar by Callofthemoon (1/1 | 1,417 | NR)

Everyone imagines what their first conversation with their soulmate would be, but Derek still didn’t know how he’d ever respond to “I’ll give you twenty dollars to allow me to pretend to suck your dick and an extra twenty if you pretend that I’m the best you’ve ever had because my douchebag of an ex is in this shitty bar and when I caught him cheating he blamed it on my horrific blowjob skills.”

[thedaughterofkings]

Hey!! Say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable)!

Hey!!

Thank you very much for sending this (and allow me squeal quickly about being one of your favourite followers yaaay)! @the4evercryingfandom (sorry, it won’t let me tag you) also tagged me for this a while ago, so I’m doing it all in one now!

1. My hair

2. I always try to be polite and kind wait, would that be two already?

3. My voice (most of the time)

4. My teeth (I SUFFERED for those, okay, braces were horrible, but now at least my teeth look nice)

5. I usually manage to stay calm and reasonable in the face of a problem and try to get shit done - at least when it involves other people/other people need me (if it’s just my own problem I’m a mess)

gooosh, this was hard!

I tag: @ohfuckthisshit, @clotpolesonly, @loverofcake, @fanfictionaddictsanonymous, @allison-stilinskis, @fangirlofrandomness, @counting-dollars-counting-stars, aand anyone else who wants to do this^^

[trancowboy]

*hugs you real tight* would you please send this to the first 10 people in your dash? Make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe! (づ◕‿◕)づ

[eternalsterekrecs]

HEY! I'm looking for fics where Derek has a twin? Do you guys have an existing tag? Many thanks

We don’t have a tag because we haven’t read many fics like that but here, have some.

HALE TWINS

Dioskouroi by DevilDoll

"There's two of us now!" In which a spell to double Derek's power ends up being a little more literal than anyone expected.

Date me or my brother by Hepzheba

Derek is straight and his usual grumpy self, Derek also has a twin who is Gay and a complete Player. Somehow, Derek finds himself filling in for his Twin because the Player has double booked himself on the dating seen. Enter Stiles... Maybe Derek's not so straight.

Love And Peace Or Else by suchfun

"I met a guy, we had a thing, and now he's stalking me. Wow, wasn't that a sweet fairy tale for the ages, now we can all sleep happily." Declan gets up, tries to push past Derek to get to the door, but Derek shoves him back down.

"Who was he?" he pretty much growls. "If he was an—"

"He's an alpha in training," Declan says, a combination of like fifty percent gleeful, forty percent smug and the tiniest percent contrite. From the way it seems to be directed at Derek, their relationship is even more messed up than Stiles thought. "Son of the Wirth pack Alpha."

"The New York Wirth pack. The pack that took Laura and me in after our family— after the fire." Derek clenches his jaw. "Their alpha was an ally!"

"I'd say... not anymore?" he replies lazily.

Okay, fuck this guy, seriously. "Wow," Stiles says. "Even though I know that's all front, because yeah, hi, like ultimate bluffer sitting right before you," he gestures to himself, "I still think you're a giant douchebag."

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

7,13, 27, 34, 53, 95 for the unusual asks :)

7. What hair color do you have?

Brown. It’s so boring.

13. Any siblings?

Yup, I have two brothers, one older and one younger. And I may have a sister out there somewhere.

27. Do you have a job? What do you do?

I don’t have a job at the moment. I live in a shore town so there aren’t many jobs when the summer ends.

34. Favorite actress?

Just one? Umm...probably Natalia Portman. She’s just so badass and smart and pretty and talented.

53. Opinion on smoking?

I get that it’s an addiction and it’s one that’s super hard to break, but I can’t help but cringe. It’s so bad for health and it’s kinda disgusting.

95. Summer or winter?

WINTER ALL THE WAY I FUCKING LOVE COLD WEATHER AND RAIN AND IT’S JUST THE BEST

Unusual Asks

[tiedtogetherwithadagger]

Hello! Do you have any Sterek fic recs that also slightly involve the "pups"? Lol like, Derek refers to the rest of the pack pups, or not even that. He acts like an older brother, mentor, parent, etc. Doesn't even have,to be canon. Thanks!

Hi love! Hope these help fill your craving, it was a bit hard to search for but I agree. We need all the Derek-taking-care-of-his-pack fics. He’s such a softie

Maybe More Than He Should Be by MellytheHun (G 1k)

Prompt: "Finding the other wearing their clothes."

I touched your lips and held your hands when they were shaking by honeymoonmuke (G 3k)

Derek knows just what to do when Stiles has a bad day.

Choice by Omni (T 8k)

Derek knows what it feels like to not really have a choice, what it's like to be manipulated. He'd never take away someone's right to choose freely. The fear of even accidentally doing so is enough to hold him back from acting on his own feelings.

Stiles has never had a problem making his own choices, and fuck anyone who would try to tell him he can't.

(Or: Stiles gets bitten by a different alpha, but of course would prefer to have Derek as his alpha. And also just, you know, have Derek.)

Of Wolves and Doughnuts by Hatteress (goddammitstacey) (T 22k)

When Derek was fifteen, circumstance and a goddamn doughnut had seen fit to Bond him to Stiles Stilinski.

In which Derek is more cunning than anyone gives him credit for, Stiles doesn't understand why the new Alphas in town are all up in his business and everyone gets a violent crash-course in what it means to be Pack, whether they're in it or not.

Now We Hunt by Onlymystory (M 23k)

When Chris and Derek decide the humans of the pack need weapons and self-defense training, it doesn't take long for Stiles to prove he's no beginner. The only problem is that he stopped being a hunter a while ago, and he's not sure he wants to return, even for his pack.

Or a canon-divergent fic with hunter!Stiles, none of our favorites dead, and lots of pack feels.

Don't Know What You've Got ('Til It's Gone) by Cobrilee (T 25k)

For once, Derek would like for his pack to appreciate him, to treat him like he's their alpha. When life gives him exactly what he wants, Derek finds himself in an alternate universe where he's a badass alpha, and he realizes maybe he doesn't want it as much as he thought he did. The whole, "the grass is always greener" adage, as Stiles would say.

Speaking of Stiles... Apparently in this new world they're mates. He's starting to think he likes it here after all.

You Can Stay As Long As You Want by jacyevans (T 25k)

When Derek arrives upstairs, Erica takes one look at him, rolls her eyes, and takes the bags of groceries from his hands.

“So I see Mr. 5B has arrived,” she says, leaning against the counter, shoulders shaking with laughter.

Derek hates his pack.

--

Stiles and Scott are the new tenants in Derek's apartment building. While Derek and Stiles attempt to ignore their burgeoning interest in each other, their respective packs make sure nothing will keep the two idiots from falling in love. Except maybe the faulty elevator.

Better Fortunes by SmallBirds (40k)

When a group of sinister men attempt to kidnap Stiles Stilinski from the Brooklyn apartment he shares with his stepsister, Lydia, Stiles is forced to activate a spell that translocates him to where he'll be safest.

Derek Hale isn't sure what to do about the soaking wet young man he finds wandering down a Beacon County roadside during the middle of a thunderstorm, but he feels compelled to help him. There's something about Stiles that Derek finds fascinating, and before long the two become embroiled in each other's lives.

Despite the threat to his life and the sudden upheaval of everything he's ever known, Stiles is having a hard time feeling too upset about that.

We Got Something Magic by alisvolatpropiis (E 50k)

Scott is never bitten, so Stiles never meets Derek or learns about werewolves. He is, however, since a young age, captivated by a recurring dream of a beautiful, red-eyed wolf that he comes to hold dear to his heart. After college, he moves to Seattle and decides to get a tattoo to acknowledge his dream Wolf, finding a lot more than he expected at Triskele Tattoo.

In which Derek is a tattoo artist and a good alpha, Laura is alive, and Stiles and Derek share each other's dreams.

Stand By Me by Hepzheba (E 53k)

Derek goes back to Beacon Hills to become a deputy, leaving his two sisters in New York. In Beacon Hills he finds a new best friend, a new pack and maybe even love. But there are also a rogue Alpha and crazy hunters disturbing the peace of Beacon Hills.

The Boy Who Tamed the Sourwolf by AllTheseSquaresMakeACircle (E 94k)

Stiles is used to being second tier in everyone's life. How easily people forget him and move on to bigger and better things. Used to always being in someone's shadow. Leave it to Derek Hale to shatter those expectations.

[christinesficrecs]

Hi! Do you know of a sterek fic where they're on a game show and Stiles is one of the people competing for a date with Derek but he originally just showed up for the free food and then later, a free hotel stay? So he's all sarcastic and funny and doesn't think he has a shot but Derek chooses him in the end anyway and once the cameras stop rolling Stiles doesn't expect Derek to actually like him.

Or just any game show fic recs (even like, the Bachelor) if no one knows of that one. Thanks in advance!

Hmm. Is it one of these?

Ohhh! Ladydrace wrote this one. Thank you!!! 💜

Half-hearted Contestant by LadyDrace | 1.4K

Stiles signs up for a tv show where you can win a date with actor Derek Hale. Stiles does it mostly for the food, really.

The Dating Game by lielabell | 4.5K | Mature

Derek doesn't exactly understand how he ended up as a contestant on a dating show. He knows that it started with a lot of whiskey and a late night phone call to his sister and mockery. Lots and lots of mockery, because Laura never lets anything go, no matter how old she gets.

The Way to My Heart (French Insults) | 10.4K

Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss –

He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.

“I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.

Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.

Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.

Heart to Heart by Hepzheba | 12.1K | Explicit

Stiles never expected to be one of the twenty-five men to compete over the bachelorette Cora's heart in this season's Heart to Heart and even if Cora likes him enough, he doubts he'll manage to make her family like him well enough to let him stay. When he arrives at the mansion he realizes that it's not so much Cora's heart he wants to win as her brother's...

[theofficialstereklibrary]

Hey can you guys please update fake relationship? Thanks in advance :)

no problem dude

Fake Listed by Hepzheba (1/1 | 8,522| PG13)

When Stiles answered the ad about someone needing a fake boy-/girlfriend for a trip to his family home he didn't know what to expect. First of all, he expected someone ugly, not Derek Hale from his class. And second, he did not expect to fall for Derek or his kind, and somewhat weird, family.

Salmagundi by inatshej (3/3 | 10,054 | NC17)

Stiles' life is not just a mess anymore, it's a fucking salmagundi. Derek flirting with Kate, Stiles' heat, the confusing bite – none of it makes sense jumbled together.

Bittersweet and Strange, Finding You Can Change (Learning You Were Wrong) by WithMyTeeth (Ylith) (2/5 | 17,106 | NC17)

When perpetual loner and failwolf extraordinaire Derek Hale finally loses patience with his meddling family, he grabs a confused Stiles Stilinski, unsuspecting diner patron and herbal medicine student, off the street to pose as his new boyfriend. Hijinks ensue.

Mates and Mushrooms by mikkimouse (1/1 | 11,536 | NC17)

Derek's not that excited about spending three days at a conference getting propositioned by every Alpha with a single pack member. Stiles has a plan to make it stop.

It might be a great plan...if only Derek weren't head over heels in love with him.

It might be an even better plan if someone at the conference didn't have a vested interest in Derek staying single.

Go With It by orphan_account (1/1 | 1,311 | R)

The "I ran into my ex at the store while I was buying... special items, and he introduced me to his new girlfriend and you're standing right there so I guess you're my boyfriend now, just play along" AU

Just Pretend by dragon_temeraire (1/1 | 1,845 | PG13)

Stiles tells his dad he has a boyfriend. The problem is, he doesn’t actually have one.

You Are Cordially Invited by Akinasky (7/? | 36,099 | PG13)

After Stiles gets to college he ends up text-dumped by Lydia who goes back to Parrish and less than a year later decides to marry the guy and all Stiles can think of is that he doesn't want to show up to the wedding alone and he can't think of anyone else to call but Derek Hale. Sour wolf extraordinaire and apparently stalker wolf.

He had no idea the guy would actually come and offer to go as his plus one.

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hey. Do you know any fics where both Derek and Stiles are in like deputies or in the FBI and they're like partners? Basically something along those lines. Thanks!

I got you! Deputy!Derek and Deputy!Stiles. - Anastasia

A Start by Inell 

(1/1 I 1,458 I Teen)

Derek’s acting like a jealous boyfriend. The only issue? He and Stiles aren’t dating.

those who argue, like each other by har1ey_quinn

(1/1 I 1,615 I Teen)

“Don’t give me that look.”

“I’m not giving you any look.”

Even to John that sounds like a lie, and he doesn’t have those super senses to tell him when someone is lying.

“Sure you are, that’s Frowny Face Number Two. It’s patented and everything.”

Oh boy, John knows that face.

Frowny Face Number Two meant Derek is sticking to what he’s saying because he believes it is right and Stiles should just agree with him and be quiet.

Hot and Bothered (but mostly just bothered) by kitsunequeen

(1/1 I 2,305 I General)

"You're the newbie in the station, and damn you're hot, bUT DID YOU JUST ARREST MY SIBLING?" au

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“You could’ve let me know,” Derek says. “That’s kind of what we do around here.”

“Not like I have your phone number,” Stiles points out, raising an eyebrow in a way that’s most definitely a challenge.

Oh, great. The new guy wants to prove how cool he is by mouthing off to someone’s who’s been around longer. Fun.

“Well, Deputy, you have a radio, don’t you? And if you were interested in calling, every other guy here does have my number.”

“Well, aren’t you just Mr. Popular!”

begin again by bleep0bleep

(1/1 I 2,501 I Teen)

Ten years ago Derek turned down Stiles for prom.

Now it's high school reunion time.

Just a Hobby by kaistrex (weishen)

(1/1 I 3,009 I Teen)

Five times Deputy Derek shelters his partner from the world of the supernatural and the one time he discovers he’s just been making a fool of himself.

An Excellent Addition by dragon_temeraire

(1/1 I 4,117 I Explicit I Stiles/Derek/Parrish)

Jordan raises his eyebrows when he sees them. “Is this an intervention?” he asks cautiously.

“Nope,” Stiles says, shoving his elbow into Derek’s side before he can say anything. “This is a proposition.”

Fantasy Come True by Inell

(1/1 I 7,412 I Explicit)

Derek and Stiles are always fulfilling fantasies off of Stiles' Bucket List of Fantasies, but Derek's always too shy to admit any of his. One night, Stiles finally finds out something Derek really wants to do. He enlists the help of Jackson to make Derek's fantasy come true.

The One Where They Become Parents by JR Granger (JR_Granger)

(1/1 I 10,557 I Teen)

Stiles and Derek head out to the Preserve to check out a territory perimeter breach. Next thing they know there's a kid and she keeps calling them Daddy and Papa.

The Adventures of Ranger Rookie and Deputy Dork by shipNslash

(1/1 I 12,391 I Teen)

When the Sheriff tells Stiles that he's getting a partner, he's not exactly thrilled. How is he supposed to keep his magic a secret with some rookie stuck in his cruiser all day?

When Derek's mother decides to move the pack back to Beacon Hills, he looks forward to joining the local police force. Less so to hiding his werewolf-iness from some poor, unsuspecting partner.

Derek is assigned to be Stiles' new partner at the Sheriff's Department. One is a mage and the other is a werewolf. Neither knows what the other can do. What could possibly go wrong?

No Refunds or Exchanges by badwolfbadwolf

(1/1 I 18,196 I Mature)

Stiles is the newest deputy in the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, and has maybe just been a little in love with Derek Hale since Stiles had made a fool of himself in front of him at the SD summer picnic a few years ago. Being married to him—only for the sake of not getting deported—is going to suck in new and unusual ways.

I Long for Your Embrace by pterawaters

(1/1 I 24,913 I Explicit I Stiles/Derek/Parrish)

Derek never imagined himself joining the Sheriff's Department, but after living with Kyle Parrish for long enough, the idea starts to grow on him.

Stiles isn't exactly sure what he wants out of life, but he knows that it isn't a college degree or being away from the people he loves. The solution he comes up with will hopefully bring him back home. Too bad it doesn't do anything for his dead-in-the-water love life.

Of Eclipses, Ley Lines, and Full Shift Werewolves by tabbytabbytabby

(7/7 I 26,981 I Teen)

Derek has been noticing his control slipping in the days leading up to the Solar Eclipse. When he goes to look over the Hale land with Peter something happens, forcing both him and Peter to shift into full wolves. Stiles finds them, discovering that Derek has been changed into a wolf pup with none of his memories, only able to recognize people by their scent. After a talk with Deaton Stiles discovers there are ley lines in Beacon Hills, specifically on the Hale property, which caused Derek and Peter to shift. Unfortunately for them there's nothing they can do to reverse it except sit and wait. Which is easier said than done when none of the pack can understand why Derek only wants to be around Stiles.

See Me The Way That I Am by HappyJuicyfruit

(6/6 I 28,616 I Teen)

10 years after a shared traumatic experience Stiles and Derek are forced to work on a case together that has them questioning themselves, and their relationship.

--

“Okay, you keep saying that, but we both know you aren’t going to let me go alone, and we also both know I’m going if the fate of the world is in danger. Which, by the way, you should care about too. Since you’re a cop and all that.” Stiles smacked him on the chest, giving him a disapproving look.

Derek rolled his eyes, “I don’t trust them. We aren’t going.”

“I trust them. I’m going.” Stiles stared at him with determination. Derek was used to Stiles talking back, but not like this… this was something new. He had never flat out disagreed with Derek before.

Derek didn’t think he liked it.

A Pirate's Life For Me by Hepzheba for wolffffflock (Hun__Sher)

(12/12 I 42,609 I Explicit)

The Sheriff's department of Beacon Hills is finally getting a K-9 unit. Stiles is thrilled. Well, he would have been if he had remembered that they were starting today. He wishes someone had reminded him. He also wishes someone had informed him that his new colleague and the one who's going to help them start the K9 unit is smokin' hot. Or that is new partner in form of a dog kind of lives to disobey him.If this doesn’t work out he hopes his dad will write him a letter of recommendation to a department somewhere in Alaska.

There are no real pirates in this story.

[pfudorqueen]

Rules: Answer these 85 82 statements and tag 20 people

I was tagged by @halftheday (thanks, darling!)

Tagging: @froggydarren , @hepzheba, @anefan, @nothingtoseeherejustmovealong, @acollectionofsterek , @hobbitonbound, @haletotheyes , @bittensweetwolf , @kiti-the-warrior-poet, @chroniquedesseves (that’s like, half the required number, let’s say it’s good!)

Feel free to do it if it floats your boats (even if I didn’t tag you), or to not do it!

The last:

1. Drink: Pepsi Max. I thought for sure it was water + lemon juice but... nope. Didn’t have a drink since I went home.

2. Phone call: My mom, a couple of hours ago.

3. Text message: my mom also (to tell her something since she was in another room and I didn’t want to yell and disturb the cat)

4. Song you listened to: Welcome to the black parade - MCR (yeah i’m in an emo phase again, I’m full on old-PATD/FOB and MCR).

5. Time you cried: I kinda had tears in my eyes this afternoon, and this morning when I bumped my head, but I don’t know when’s the last time I actually cried.

Have you ever:

6. Dated someone twice: Yeah

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope

8. Been cheated on: Not that I know of

9. Lost someone special: Does my cat count?

10. Been depressed: I don’t think so.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nah

3 Favorite Colors:

12. Grey/Pearl

13. Teal and Royal blue

14. Mauve

In the last year, have you:

15. made new friends: Yes <3

16. fallen out of love: No

17. laughed until you cried: Yeah

18. found out someone was talking about you: Nope

19. met someone who changed you: No

20. found out who your friends are: Mmm. No? Yes? Dunno.

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: Yeah

General

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them! Don’t talk to all of them though!

23. Do you have any pets: We just adopted a cat today! His name is Willy, but I call him William Huntington the Third!

24. Do you want to change your name: No, it’s one of the things I like the most about me!

25. What did you do for your last birthday: Can’t remember. Nothing probably, I had class

26. What time did you wake up: 10am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching Quotidien

28. Name something you can’t wait for: MY OWN APARTMENT!

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: A couple of seconds ago

30. What are you listening to right now: My mom ‘tss tss tss tss’ my cat and the sound of the oven.

31. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yeah. “Sketchy Tom” was his nickname actually.

32. Something that is getting on your nerves: Wet mouth sounds (I have misophonia). Also, my mom.

33. Most visited website: Tumblr, AO3, youtube probs

34. Hair color: brown, but right now it’s ginger turning on blonde (coloration)

35. Long or short hair: Long? I think?

36. Do you have a crush on someone: Not really. I kinda have a lowkey crush on a friend of mine, but it’s been going on for years. It’s like... She’s my friend, I love that she’s my friend, but she’s also an incredible person and I wouldn’t mind being more than just friends. But this isn’t friendzone shit.

37. What do you like about yourself: My brain!

38. Piercings: None

39. Blood type: O, I think

40. Nickname: Ellie, Leo, Reine des Licornes

41. Relationship: Single and hooking up with a friend

42. Zodiac: Chinese: Rooster ; Astrological: Virgo (MY BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY!)

43. Pronouns: She/Her

44. Favorite TV show: Suburgatory / Leverage / Veronica Mars / Scrubs / B99 / Parks and Rec #ETERNALFAV

45. Tattoos: Not yet

46. Right or left handed: Right

47. Surgery: When I was 8

48. Sport: I need to go swimming again!

49. Vacation: Backpacking through Europe next summer (except not with a backpack because i’m not a savage)

50. Pair of trainers: Nah

More general:

51. Eating: I don’t know what’s for dinner! But I’m kinda hungry. Even though I snacked absolutely unhealthy today!

52. Drinking: Water + lemon juice

53. I’m about to: set the table and have dinner

54. Waiting for: diner

55. Want: Dunno. A good life? MONEY! My own apartment. FUCK YES!

56. Get married: Maybe, I don’t know yet. Probably.

57. Career: Teacher (elementary school right now, will maybe switch in a few years to English teacher). Also, writer. Definitely.

Which do you prefer:

58. Hugs or kisses: Mmm. Soft kisses. Hugs get me too warm. Even though sometimes I seriously need them. 

59. Lips or eyes: Eyes, all the way!

60. Shorter or taller: Depends on the gender ;)

61. Older or younger: Older.

62. Nice arms or nice stomach: Also depends on the gender ;) But both is good!

63. Hookup or relationship: Relationship, even though right now I’m just hooking up with a friend. 

64. Troublemaker or hesitant: A little bit of both. Maybe more hesitant, unfortunately

Have you ever (Pt 2):

65. Kissed a stranger: I don’t... think so? Nah.

66. Drank hard liquor: Yeah

67. Lost glasses or contact lenses: Don’t wear any

68. Turned someone down: Yes, if you count the catcalling and ‘hey lady! do you want to-’ as turning someone down. 

69. Sex on the first date: Nah

70. Had your heart broken: Not really no

71. Been arrested: Almost

72. Cried when someone died: Never had anyone I know dying *knock on wood*

73. Fallen for a friend: Yeah, fuck, ugggh. It happens all the time. Maybe because I like people who are nice to me? xD

Do you believe in:

74. yourself: Most days

75. miracles: Not really

76. love at first sight: Absolutely not. Lust, yes sure, but love? Takes more than a look. 

77. santa claus: Yeaaaaaah! (I mean, no, but also yes?)

78. kiss on first date: Sure

79. angels: Not really either

Other:

80. Eye color: Brown

81. Favorite movie: There’s too many to choose from, seriously. Maybe Stand by Me

82. Current best friend’s name: Simon <3 (my soulmate tbh)

I tried to look for the missing statements, but there’s still 3 missing.

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