#Teddy headcanons

[cinderellaboyheadcanons]

Teddy draws waffle abs on himself.

Teddy Headcanons

[cursedwithwords]

As a metamorphmagus Teddy can alter the length of his hair at will, but sometimes it can cause some pretty intense knotting and tangles.

As a teenager he would very often just take scissors to the knots and even his hair out with his abilities because he was too lazy to comb his hair.

It drove Andromeda fucking insane because Tonks would do the same damn thing while growing up. It frustrates her and makes her sad because he is inherently so similar to his mum 🥺

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

Caboose’s Tedmort Headcanons

part one

Teddy really likes Mort’s mom. They get along extremely well and their favorite pastime is to make fun of Mort (and Mort secretly loves it)

Teddy sleeps on the left side of the bed; Mort on the right

Teddy wakes up early, like before the sun early. He likes to have an early start to his day, even on weekends. Especially on Sundays. He gets up and makes coffee and watches the sunrise while he reads the paper or watches the news.

Mort likes to sleep in. He's a real bear when woken up before he’s ready. Especially on weekends he likes to sleep in and is very disappointed when he wakes up to see Teddy already out of bed.

Sometimes Teddy stays there with Mort or comes back before Mort ever wakes up so they can snuggle together before Mort starts his day.

They talk during movies. It’s sooooo annoying and nobody ever wants to watch anything with them. It's usually comments about what’s happening on screen, about the actors, or teasing each other for getting scared at jump scares.

They love to watch horror movies like Scream, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, etc. It is their favorite genre of movie to watch together. Teddy always gets scared but he enjoys being able to cuddle up with Mort when he does. So much so that sometimes he plays up his fear and makes it dramatic just for Mort.

They have lunch together once a week at Bob’s Burgers. Teddy goes nearly every day but Mort makes it a point to go with him at least once.

Teddy is not scared of Mort’s crematorium per say, but he does not exactly like going down into the basement. He prefers to stay upstairs when he visits Mort.

Teddy calls Mort sweetheart.

Mort is the only one who calls him Ted (that Teddy doesn’t mind calling him Ted)

Teddy and Mort’s favorite place is the beach. It’s very meaningful for their relationship and it’s a place they like to go to calm down and recharge.

Mort buys Teddy a new radio for his truck one year for his birthday; he stands by and holds the flashlight when Teddy installs it.

While Teddy is Bob’s best friend, Mort is Linda’s. (Basically when they all get together, Mort spends most of his time with Linda and Teddy with Bob. It’s nothing serious, they all love each other equally anyway, like one big family!)

They’ve known each other for a very long time. Around 15-20 years (so sue me, I’m not sure on the exact dates 😅)

Even though it might not seem like it sometimes, they are each other’s very best friends. They are together more often than not, always go to events together, and it has always been this way. Not a single person was surprised to find out they were dating.

[fledermoved]

There are two animals that Teddy is notable for hating: Radscorpions and cats.

Radscorpions just because they're a hostile menace, and cats because he's allergic to them + he doesn't understand their behavior. He's tried to befriend cats, but because he's a dog person, he expects them to act like dogs, and he doesn't read when they're uncomfortable.

[bunny-1111]

Theodore Nott who... part 2 (soft edition)

Theodore Nott who has the softest touch

Theodore Nott who holds you while you sleep, his heavy arms protecting you from all the wrong in the world

Theodore Nott who smells like cigarettes and mint

Theodore Nott who reminds you that as soon as you graduate school, he will propose

Theodore Nott who who will never let anyone speak poorly on your name

Theodore Nott who tries to spot you in the bleachers while he plays quidditch

Theodore Nott who traces 'I love yous' on your skin while you lay down together

Theodore Nott who goes to Hogsmeade just to buy you something nice

Theodore riddle who dotes on your soft skin

Theodore Nott who has your name tattooed on his chest

Theodore Nott who daydreams in class and still maintains the highest mark

Theodore Nott who will throw you over his shoulder and playfully drop you onto his bed

Theodore Nott who brushes and dries your hair when you don't have the energy

Theodore Nott who has sparkles in his eyes

Theodore Nott who insists his chest is your pillow, and vice versa

Theodore Nott who only lets you call him teddy

Theodore Nott who sprays your perfume on his pillow before he sleeps if you're in separate dorms

Theodore Nott who despite the playboy assumptions of his youth doesn't even glance at another

Theodore Nott who tickles you aimlessly just to hear your laugh

Theodore Nott who calls you y/n Nott because he loves the way it sounds

oh theodore nott you are him

[tired-all-the-time22]

More animatic boards because I feel like I haven’t posted about the animatic in a hot second

[abellmunsonmovie]

Can we talk about Eddie’s hands real quick? Cause like okay, he plays guitar, he’s good with cars, he most definitely knows how to roll a joint, he wears cool rings. Alsoooo the clip where he’s in the cafeteria flipping the bird, YOU CAN SEE VEINS?!?! WHEN I TELL YOU I LOST IT I MEAN I LOST IT. Sooo anywho…I live for Eddie and his hands

[t3ddyd0ll]

short n sweet Yandere!Kidnapper hcs <3

you've been acting too afraid lately, and he needed to help you calm down

so, he's got you medicated all day and all night. just for now.

every four or so hours he's shoving pudding or applesauce or juice in your mouth, all laced with whatever medication he decides you need at that time

and whatever he's giving you, it's working

you feel like sludge. it's hard to move, hard to breathe sometimes. hard to think. but you're just so calm, so peaceful

and since you're not fighting back or pleading not to be touched...

for an hour he's got your head in his lap, petting and playing with your hair, staring down at your precious face

the next he's helping you bathe, and massaging your hands after he lays you down in bed

he's got you falling in and out of sleep while he runs his thumb across your cheek, whispering to you how sweet you are, how pretty you are, how safe you are, how wonderful you are

he's got you waking up to soft kisses and sweet medicine stirred into the syrup of your pancakes

he's got you <3

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 2

one bed trope

let's go

schlatt

jokes about taking the bed and you taking the couch, but overall wants to share the bed ��for comfort’s sake toots”

very upset about it (or so you think)

tries to stay a respectful distance from you

dreams about you nonstop in more and more lewd ways. wakes up in the middle of the night with a b o n e r i tell you what

he had to fix that shit NEOW 

hopes you wont wake up while he’s desecrating the close friendship you two have built on trust

aka, jerking off next to his crush and best friend while in bed with them after dreaming about fucking them

gets VERY scared and insecure when you wake up and catch him, ready to flee

ted (im realizing i am not a ted writer)

offers to take the couch

you say you’d rather have him lay with you than sit in the cuck chair all night, his spine would be ruined and mess up his attitude for the next day of shooting

doesn’t take all that much convincing 

offers his arm for you to cuddle him if you wanted

also one to dream of you while trying not to think about how close and warm and pretty much perfect you are, pressed right up to his side

you wake up in the morning with ted spooning you and with something uncomfortably poking your ass

ted doesnt seem to be awake yet so you test a theory by rubbing yourself against him

he moans out your name among choruses of swears as he finally cums his pants

you can feel the wet patch but dont want to clean up before he wakes and has to deal with the fact that he did that

read: fuck you how he did in his dream

charlie

insists on taking the couch

i mean INSISTS

you have to drag him to the bed

you dont give him a chance at distancing from you, pulling him into a cuddling position

“cuddle me char-char” you say in an overly innocent tone

he finally sinks into the embrace and rests his eyes for the night, still nervous about what might happen

he’s had naughty dreams about you before and just prayed that it wouldnt happen tonight

you wake up and notice your hand drifted south to charlie’s hard cock

when you realize, you give a couple experimental strokes which were greeted by him humping your hand and his pretty little whimpers 

you make a hard decision (to wake him up to you sucking him off or you riding him)

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[lemonagrios]

Breakfast at the Potter household, but everyone woke up at like 4 pm bc vacations

James is annoying Albus about Scorpius "having a crush on Rose", the thing is, I headcanon James as the most oblivious mf alive when it comes to Albus's feelings, so he has no idea that he's basically telling his little brother that his best friend who he has a crush on will end up marrying his cousin 😭😭

I also had so much fun doing the incomplete family portraits lmao 😭

They look better than the actual drawing I kinda gave up trying to make it look pretty ngl, I have to learn how to actually draw backgrounds but meh 😴 not today

[riddlemethis-or-riddlemethat]

Theo: Professional Teddy Bear. headcanons

3am brain is hitting HARD rn, so here's what Theodore Nott would be like after sex:

CUDDLES so many cuddles, he's so clingy you could not get him off you if you TRIED

so sweet if he topped, peppers kisses all over your face, cards his fingers through your hair, wraps you in his arms, the whole routine

will literally babble assurances at you - "so good for me baby, you did so good", or "fuck, that was amazing, caro, I love you so much"

if he bottomed, you best believe that man is sleepy as hell, so clingy and cute

will be the poutiest, most adorable thing you've ever seen

whiny as FUCK omg, he's going to be the most insanely whiny person ever, but he's cute, so it's okay

the aftercare with him is always so, so sweet, no matter if he topped or you did; you'll both take care of each other

think fluffy, warm, damp towels to clean up; gentle caresses; snacks and water; cuddled; warm blankets; movies; anything you want

you'll pamper him because he pampers you just as much, if not more

loves it when you run your hands through his hair while you cuddle, it makes him drowsy and sleepy, and he gets all mushy

basically, theo is just an adorable, sweet, snuggly, cuddly, cute teddy, but we all knew that already.

the delulu is killing me, I fear. this man needs to either get out of my head, or start paying rent.

[cinderellaboyheadcanons]

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Woag! Some ´protocol headcanons.

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

3 and 10 for the ship asks please! Any ship you want

Okay any ship i want?? *laughing menacingly, rubbing my hands evilly* Babs, you know better than to say that.

Tedmort:

3) Who cooks? Who cleans up? Who’s banned from the kitchen?

Mort does the cooking. I like to think Teddy can cook, but he's almost entirely banned from the kitchen because while he makes fine food, he's...kind of clumsy and is definitely someone who would accidentally burn himself or drop the food onto the ground (Which we see happen in the season 13 episode Show Mama From The Grave!) But, I think Teddy would absolutely clean up the kitchen after dinner because he feels bad for letting Mort do all the cooking.

10) Who drives and who picks out the music?

Teddy! Look, I know his radio is broken, BUT you know damn well Mort would gift him with a new one at some point in their relationship because he hates that poor Teddy doesn't have anything to listen to with all the driving he does for work. As for who picks out the music, I'd say both and they likely have similar tastes in music (At least in that neither has any issues with what the other likes) and Mort would most certainly play music Teddy likes, but the minute Mort starts playing Ghost, I think Teddy would have enough and make him change it.

The reason Teddy drives is because he probably thinks its really silly that Mort drives his hearse as a personal vehicle everywhere and teases him (affectionately of course) because "you don't just pull up to dinner in a damn hearse, Mort!"

I'll still answer any of these for anybody who feels like sending them! (And send my different ships, I'm down for thinking a little bit about my non-OTP ships!)

[konigsblog]

Loser!König still keeps his childhood teddy. 🧸

[bunny-1111]

Oh, to cry to Theodore Nott, oh to be comforted by sweet teddy.

Your forehead resting on the edge of his shoulder, quiet and unmoving until you can't hold it in any longer, a sob crept in and choked out of you.

Theo reacting so quickly, as if taking care of you, is a reflex action.

He turns his body so you can sink into his chest as he runs his gentle hands up and down your arms

As he assures you "everything's gonna be alright, I'm here' and you can hear it in his voice, the conviction, you believe him, it will be alright, because he is here.

He places his hand on your back, steading your unstable breath, all with his simple touch, as if your body was reactive to just his fingertips.

Cheeks puffy, nose running, eyes swell, and he still looks at you like you're the prettiest thing he's ever seen.

Exhausting yourself with emotion, you crawl as close as you can get to his body, legs wrapped around him, face resting in the crook of his neck, his hands holding you stable, one hand at the back of your neck, the last holding up your ass, as you nestle your face into the safety of his warm neck.

So comforted that you forget why you were crying in the first place.

...

Projecting my issues cause... where was Theodore when I cried my eyes out an hour ago??!!