#THIS GUY'S AN A S S H O L E

[its-target-official]

sitting on the floor in a puddle of tears and feathers hoping for a godkin to come rescue me

[aerospectrum]

“a mirrored picture of my old man… god the kid looks so sad… i’m seventeen going under….”

[deus-ex-mona]

i just think it’s really cute when the canon couples match with each other~

[xzyumi]

you know that one japanese crossdresser that's sanji to me

[courtjesterrr]

WHO WAS GONNA FUCKING TELL ME THEYRE ADDING HOLLOW KNIGHT TO THE NEXT INDIE CROSS UPDATE

[biitchcakes]

Jessica and her Flerken, Rocket.

@danversiism (bc the besties are cute as always ✨)

( personals DNI . )

[margindoodles2407]

Tonight on Margin Watches The Bad Batch:

Margin and her siblings spend the entirety of S2E2 in shock and awe and yelling at the television because Tech, apparently, has superhuman levels of pain tolerance

[sassyandclassy94]

My fellow short girls (and guys, Red, if you ever happen to see this)

Remember that height/size is never an indication of strength! I may be just over 5 foot 1 and the shortest girl at work BUT I recently learned (🙄) thatI’m also the strongest🙃

Sometimes what we lack in height, we make up for in strength💪🏻

[daydreamdoodles]

Is it cheesy to hope everyone feels as loved and/or wanted as this

[astro-inthestars]

FUCK CONFUSION RATS ALL MY HOMIES HATE CONFUSION RATS

Confusion Rat from Psychonauts

[deus-ex-mona]

farewell, my idiot son…

[konigsblog]

KÖNIG NSFW ALPHABET MASTERLIST.

everyday, i will create a long, detailed post about each letter! if you guys enjoy and appreciate this, i may make another masterlist for another character in the future. (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

PHOTO CREDIT: @GLUTT_R ON 🐦/X

WARNINGS: THIS MASTERLIST IS MADE FOR THOSE OVER THE AGE OF 18. ALL MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED.

(A) AFTERCARE (WHAT'S KÖNIG'S AFTERCARE LIKE?)

(B) BODY PART (WHAT'S KÖNIG'S FAVOURITE BODY PART FOR HIMSELF AND YOU?)

(C) CUM (WHAT DOES KÖNIG DO WITH HIS CUM?)

(D) DIRTY SECRET (WHAT'S KÖNIG'S DIRTY SECRET?)

(E) EXPERIENCE (HOW EXPERIENCED IS KÖNIG?)

(F) FAVOURITE POSITION (WHAT'S KÖNIG'S FAVOURITE POSITION?)

(G) GOOFY (HOW GOOFY IS KÖNIG DURING SEX?)

(H) HAIR (HOW WELL TRIMMED IS KÖNIG?)

(I) INTIMACY (HOW INTIMATE IS KÖNIG?)

(J) JACK OFF (HOW OFTEN DOES KÖNIG JACK OFF?)

(K) KINK (WHAT ARE KÖNIG'S KINKS?)

(L) LOCATION (WHERE DOES KÖNIG LIKE TO FUCK?)

(M) MOTIVATION (WHAT MOTIVATES KÖNIG?)

(N) NO (WHAT WOULD KÖNIG NOT DO TO YOU DURING SEX?)

(O) ORAL (COMING SOON)

(P) PACE (COMING SOON)

(Q) QUICKIE (COMING SOON)

(R) RISK (COMING SOON)

(S) STAMINA (COMING SOON)

(T) TOYS (COMING SOON)

(U) UNFAIR (COMING SOON)

(V) VOLUME (COMING SOON)

(W) WILD CARD (COMING SOON)

(X) X-RAY (COMING SOON)

(Y) YEARNING (COMING SOON)

(Z) ZZZ... (COMING SOON)

DO NOT POST ONTO ANY OTHER WEBSITES WITHOUT CONSENT OR PERMISSION BEFOREHAND - KONIGSBLOG.

[kolsmikaelson]

— ART DONALDSON NSFW ALPHABET

NOTES — been deep in my mike faist era for the longest time and i’m so obsessed w art it’s bad, so here we are! hope you enjoy <3.

WARNINGS — 18 + content mdni, fem!reader, not proofread

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

needy as fuck. he’ll grab his shirt that had been tossed to the floor to clean you up quickly before tossing it back onto the floor and just wrapping himself around you, keeping his head on your chest.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he looooves his arms, he always liked them, but maybe how much you like them is what made them his favorite. he’s obsessed with your legs, he loves the way they feel when they’re wrapped around his head while he’s eating you out or how they feel wrapped around his waist when he’s pounding into you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he loves to cum on your tits. it’s his favorite place to cum, other than inside of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

the two of you met in college, when he was much less experienced, so one time when patrick is visiting he recruits him into teaching him how to fuck you better. art knew he was alright but he wanted to be great for you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

not super experienced, sure he’d fooled around some before he met you but that’s about it. with some help from patrick he definitely knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position ( goes without saying)

cowgirl. he’s a tit guy and loves that he can see your tits bouncing in his face while you’re riding him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

it can go either way, usually he’s a little on the goofy side, but sometimes, after a bad match he’s not in the mood to be goofy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

not clean shaved by any means but he keeps everything under control.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

the most romantic. showering you with love and affection is all that he wants to do <3.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

used to jerk off so often, but as the two of you got older he did it less and less but maybe that’s because you were always there to do it for him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise kink (giving or receiving), size kink, spit kink, little bit of a mommy kink if he’s feeling really needy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his dorm, his car (but only if parked in a decently secluded place), or the shower.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

winning gets him going, the adrenaline from the game and from winning gets the best of him every time.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

no choking, you specifically, every once in a while he’d be okay with you lightly squeezing his throat while you’re on top of him riding him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

definitely prefers giving, he’d spend as long as you let him finding out what makes you tick, exploring every inch of your cunt, but he’d never turn down a blowjob if offered.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

both! but usually fast and rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he loves them. a quickie before a match or before you leave for class, always put you both in a good mood.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yes and no, it just depends on what you or he wanted to try. but he’d always at least consider it for a while if you were to ask to try something new.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

2-3 rounds usually, sometimes it could be 4. he lasts a decent while, as long as he gets you off first then he’ll let himself cum, though sometimes he’s cum in his pants when he’s eating you out but really it’s a win-win situation.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he’ll use your vibe on you every once in a while but usually he’s not huge on toy usage. but he’s not completely against it either.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he gets better at it over time but you’re usually the one doing all the teasing instead of him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

so loud, he’s always whimpering and whining and moaning in your ear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

just like patrick, he’d try and feel put how you felt about having a threesome with patrick, because at the end of the day, whether they’d admit it or not they’re not complete without the other but that doesn’t mean he loves you any less, because trust that man to be absolutely obsessed with you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

a good 5-6 inches soft, and pretty girthy too. and he knows just how to use it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty high. he’s obsessed with you and obsessed with fucking you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

oh he’s out like a light. his eyes are droopy when he’s cleaning you up but the moment his head falls onto your chest, he’s done for.

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[xbinksc]

nsfw smut detailed alphabet with nicholas chavez plsssss

Ahhhhhh I’m so happy someone asked for this😵‍💫

LETS GAURRRRRR

Not proofread and very rushed do not come for me

Warning nsfw duhh

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It takes him a second to get back into his body (if that even makes sense) but that doesn’t last long cause as soon as he regroupes himself he’s making sure you have what u need to be comfortable and of course the pillow talk is his fav! He does what he can to show how much he adores and appreciates you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

This man has worked hard for his body so naturally he’s proud of every part of himself but if he had to pick one it would probably be his thighs (and how u look riding them Oop-). Nicholas is an ass man at heart but is obsessed with your collarbones and your lips.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s messy af😫 when he’s not finishing inside you (with ur consent duh) he’s finishing on your face,your mouth,your stomach, your thighs or your chest.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he’s so obsessed with you that he can’t get off unless it’s to a video of you or has something of yours somewhere near him you laugh about it but you secretly love that you have that kinda hold on him😈

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

It’s no secret that before he met you he was getting around so he’s definitely experienced and knows what he’s doing but he’s also learned a lot from you considering he doesn’t see you as another one of his flings so it’s different for him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy is y’all’s go to for sure he loves the view and grabbing u by the neck while slowly bringing u close to his chest😵‍💫 nac does appreciate a little missionary or cowgirl moment tho.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

There are times he’ll throw in a few jokes mid fk but he’s quite concentrated making sure u feel good for the most part.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed but he’s not very hairy in general

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

No matter what mood he’s in sex between you both is very intimate Eye contact, soft whispers, moaning in each others ears and hands linked together.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he doesn’t jack off as often since you guys started dating but when he does it’s nothing out of the ordinary just a quick spank sesh lmao

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Off the top of my head edging,doing it in public, ice play,slightly masochistic

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

literally everywhere. He just loves the idea that he can pick u up and bend u over anywhere and anytime (with consent😋)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Doesn’t take much for him ur mere presence turns him on but if he was to describe a scenario it would most probably be seeing you do really “wifey”shit like something as simple as u sweeping the floor lmao

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

do not ask this man for a threesome🥲

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

A GIVER THROUGH AND THROUGH AND HE IS GOOD a little too good the view of you throwing your head back at the feeling of his tongue is equal to a Picasso art piece in his mind.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually starts off pretty slow but progressively gets faster and rougher

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies all day everyday🙂 jk but I’d say due to both of your busy schedules quickies are quite often between the two of you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s willing to experiment but more vanilla leaning typa stuff nothing too hard core

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

2-3 rounds max but it’s rare y’all hit the 3rd round cause he lasts long and as I said takes it slow in the beginning so 1 round can last like a little over an hour

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s willing to an extent but y’all never tried them nor made it a priority. You’re bodies are enough for eachother.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he absolutely loves to see u squirm under his control😵‍💫🫠he’s the biggest tease

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not very loud he’s more of a moan n groan in your ear type of guy

W = Wild card (a random headcanon)

One time y’all came home from a red carpet event drunk and h0rny as hell so the second u hit the door step y’all got to it removing your clothes piece by piece while making out making your way up the stairs and unbeknownst to you his tie that he removed fell right under ur foot and you slipped and hit ur head leaving u with an open gash on your forehead so y’all had to make your way to the emergency room but fortunately you were fine just a couple stitches although having to explain to the doctors the situation was verrrry awkward and to this day Nicholas refuses to not carry you up the steps.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A good 8.5-9 inches and not very thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It depends how many projects,interviews,etc he’s juggling. Naturally he has a high sex drive but he’s able to suppress it for the most part if needed.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s hype immediately after so during that time he’s usually taking care of you and getting glasses of water and the whole schtick but very often once he’s back in bed laying down it’s as if someone tranquilized him he just knocks tf out once the adrenaline is gone

[biitchcakes]

these just mean a lot to me and i gotta post them that's all.

[pastelaspirations]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK, WAIT, W A I T, HOLD ON, I'M FREAKING OUT, W A I T-

OH MY G O D, OKAY, WAIT. Y e s, I'm in the middle of freaking out. But. I made a meme 'cus. I don't know. Reading your plea for my cursed fic to get out of your head, you're like. The third or so person who said they can't quit thinking about it.

SO. I MADE A MEME. REPRESENTING YOU GUYS. (Because I'm so slow at art and can't just. Like whip out a gorgeous masterpiece like YOU FREAKING MAD LADS, so I just resort to... cursed memes that I make myself to show my appreciation-)

~You guys with my fic apparently (affectionate)

FIRST OFF, I'M S C R E A M I N G. THIS LOOKS SO GOOD??? LIKE. THE RENDERING, MAN. L O O K-

I'm c r y i n g. I'm crying, I'm not okay. BROOOO, IT LOOKS SO AMAZING AND GOOD, MAN, H O W. YOU GUYS ARE TOO POWERFUL. I CAN'T KEEP HANDLING THIS, I CAN'T

ALSO, I SEE THAT. THOSE ARE BLUE STRINGS IN THE FIRST PICTURE, AREN'T THEY? OUR BOIIIII, ERROR UP IN THIS JOINT T O O-

I'm serious. I can't handle this. SO MANY PEOPLE, TELLING EVERYBODY ON TUMBLR TO READ MY FREAKING FIC, IT'S LIKE HOLD ON. WHERE YOU ALL COMING FROM-

O k a y. Calm down. I know where some of you are coming from. ALL OVER THE FREAKING GLOBE, THAT'S WHERE, H O W-

S o r r y. I'm g r e a t. I'm fine actually. I'm shaking you and crying right now. Thank you so much, man, omg, I am s c r e a m i n g. INKKKKK, HE READY TO KICK BUTT, MAN, HE LOOKS SO GOOD. LOOK AT THAT LIGHTING, MAN, HOLY CRAP-

A l s o. As for your "theories." Yes, some of them were proven wrong.

But some of them weren't. So I might hold onto them if I were you ;)

GET OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDD

I read the Perseverance fanfic and its stuck in my head now congratulations

Idk whats going on with this man idk if hes the harbinger from the symbol and at this point im too scared to find out, but hey no ones ever gonna stop me from putting a halo over a possible cult messiah

GO READ PERSEVERANCE NOWWWWWWWWWWW NOW NOW NOW

Version without all the visual bullshit i added:

Perseverance AU and fanfic by @pastelaspirations

Turns out inspiration struck way quicker than i thought it would. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your masterpiece :)