#THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID AND SO INLOVE

[simbasomba]

I just finished earthspark and I just wanna yap a lil bit abt it (spoilers)

Season 1? It was great. Delicious. Yummy. Yum yum in my tum tum. I love how they took starscreams abuse seriously! And his relationship with hashtag was SO CUTE!!!!!! I genuinely loved them SO MUCH!! Same with breakbee they were adorable!!! AND MEGOP!!!!!!

But in season 2 everything changed so much. I hate hate hate hate HATE how they turned all the decepticons bad just because they were decepticons. Like I actually thought that shockwave and breakdown and shit we’re gonna become good guys while staying decepticons, or even become autobots! But NOOOOOOOOOO they just HAD to become evil bcz of a STUPID MARKING ON THEIR BOOBS!!!!!! But the aftermath and breakdown stuff on the first episodes were funny. I’ll give them that. I also thought that starscream was gonna stay a well-developed character??? Like he just reverted back into a generic starscream character and I don’t like it, they fumbled SO BAD with starscreams character and development as one. Also there was barely any bumblebee and I hate it because I love bumblebee. Did he just stop training with the maltobots because they were like. Ready for life?? Or something?? Like did they turn twelve moons old?? Ready to guard the clan like a fuckibg warrior cat???? Megop was yummy tho

Then season three was..interesting. It was good but bad, y’know? The animation was certainly something and quintessas design was creepy as shit, but then again, PROWL!!!!!!!!! HE WAS. SO SILLY AND MEAN AND I LOVE HIM!!!! And also ITS CONFIMRED! OPPY HONKS WHEN HE SNEEZES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then again….motherfucking starscream. When he died I wanted to kill myself like WHYYYYYYY?? WHYD YOU FORGIVE MEGGY BUT NOT SCREAMER LIKE IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! AND I DESPISE HOW THEY WERE ANTAGONIZING HIM LIKE HE WAS HE WAS THREATENING TO SLIT THEIR THROATS WHILE HE WAS JUST THERE LIKE: 😀 LIKE WHAT DID MY BOY DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID HE DOOOOOOOOOOOOO???!?!?!?!?!?!????!????1!?!??!?!?!!?!1?!??1!1?1! I HATED THAT FUCKING PART I WANTED TO BITE THE BULLET!!! Than again….megop was yumalicious. Also I don like how the first episode was breakbee divorce :((

Like breakdown and bumblebee fumbled eachother SO BAD!!!!!! THEYRE SO INLOVE AND CUTE AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!!!! LIKE WHY DID WE HAVE DIVORCE WHEN WE COULDVE HAD THIS

[urmomw4ntsme]

ahsei thoughts on frazel jason/piper and caleo GO

Okay SAW THIS AND WAS LIE. i need to mswer tjsi and. frazel didnt make me feel thst jason/piper didnt make me feel that CLEO CALEO IT FCUKIGN SUCKS EW I WIL TEL MORE.

ok so frazel is oki cuti coupel i like them theg so sweet like "will u hold my hand in fromt of everyone 🥺" vibes LIKE THE ONEEEE HE GIVES HIS LIFELINE TK HER BECAUSE HE TRUSTS HER SM HE HAS TRUST ISSUES HES SCRED AND TERRIFIED BYT HE GIVES IT TO HER AND SHE PROMISES TO KEEP IT SAFE WHY R PJO BOYS SO FUCKING UNRE AL WHEN WILL I FIND SOMEONE WHO WUD LITERALLY TRUST ME WITH TJEIR LIFE LKKE NKT FIGURATIVELY LITERALLY AMD WJO WUD LITERALLY GIVE UP GODHOOD FOR ME AND WHO WUD LITERALLY JUMP INTO THE UNDERWORLD FKR ME KYS FATE ASS BITCH

anyway

um so jsson/piper NO jiper. hehehehe or better yet pason ehehhehe idk what to fee about them tbh thty lowky give steggy vibes mainly cus jason gives me stvve vibes hes also stronh soldier traumatised asf. :( and piper is js like peggy badass gorgeous beautiful shud be with me i shud be kissing her rn alexa play boyfriend by dove cameron :( and I knwo the futjre i readspoilers so now its js there in my brain can do noting about it

omg this fucjing shitp. shit? ship? who knwos i literally adore calypso okay i love her sm but i just fucking hate it that they made her fall inlove with leo?? like this is wrong (to me) on so many levels a. she was CURSED to fall in love with every single demigod who ever went to ogygia or wtv. and it was devastating obvs that she had to go thru tht heartbreak again and again but !!!! IT WAS LITERALLY NOT HE. FAULT THE STUPID FUCJING DOGS sorry gods CURSED HER CUS SHE WAS. R E L A T E D. TO A TITAN. HOW IS THT FAIR. HOW .

and ir was literally. bound to happen. there was absolutely no way that be it percy or leo or whomstever thw fuck went to that god forsaken island SHE COULD NEVER EVER HELP BUT FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT PERSON SHE WAS CURSED. i js googled it btw in case i was wrong or misinformed BUT NO. SHE WAS CURSED. SHE . HAD. TO Fall FOR THAT PERSON EVEN IF SHE DIDNT WANT TO EVEN IF SHE HATED THEMM how is that fair to EITHER LEO OR CALYPSO??? I LOVE LEO SM HE IS MY BABY I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS?????. this IS SOOOOO REMADORA CODED DONT EVEN GET ME STARTEDDDDD like. it felt liek the author wamted both of them to be in a romantic relationship ANY romantic relationship and then was js like ok well theyre byh single lets do it. NO??? NOOOOOOO AND IF U SAY ooooo bu. they spent like 1000 days on the island tgt they developed chemistry NO BITVH THEY DIDNT. LEO WAS 16 YEAR OLD TEENAGE BOY WITH NO ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE EVER. like tell me u have never ever thought u have a crush on someone of the opposite gender while spending time with them even if u probably didnt have a crush on them??? if u haven't thats fine BECAUSE I HAVE and its Normal very many people go thru that u see perosn of opposie gendrr u R FORCED !!!! TO SPEND TIME WITH OERSON OF OPP GENDRRZ and u think omg ...... do i .... Like? them. WHAT. and u probably dont ur js a loser (like i was , like leo was) who has never spent tiem with someone of tbe opposite gender (wa. raised in an extremely 'conservative' read: boys and girls cannot ever just be normal friends household also wen to all girls elementary and high school , leo was js a loser thsts my excuse for hmm) OKAY GET IT???? THEY DID NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER WHILE MAKING MECHANIC PARTS TOGETHER at least leo didnt AND I LOVE MY GIRL CALYSO AND I LOVE ADORE LEO BUT I FUCKING BET IF CALYPSO WASNT CURSED SHE WUD NOT LOOK TWICE AT LEO HE IS LITERALLY JS A LOSER GUY PATHETIC (ADORABLE AWESOME AMAZING FUNNY BUT SRSLY LITERALLY NAM ONE GIRL WHO TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS WE SEE HIM INTERACTING WITJ IN THE SERIOES) anyway thanks for coming to MY ted talk its MINE dont get offended love yall stay safe muah muah

[realitv]

I cannot keep you and I cannot let you go. + law

A VERY OLD MEME.

  BEAUTY THAT NO HD, 4K 1080P CAMERA CAN CAPTURE: Vistas that belong on the processors and true-colour technology of iMac screens and 48FPS films and even then, it could not be replicated. No truer, deeper blue than the ocean: white sandy beaches and swaying trees; it’s a travel commercial waiting to happen. HERE, WE SPECIALISE IN ROMANTIC GETAWAYS. FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF YOUR ENTIRE SAVINGS ACCOUNT �� Here, the world spins on without them. Tries to. Attempts to. It stutters worse than a scratched up record, skips worse than a television set in bad sync. They were not made for seascapes; not made for anything less than the cold cut minimalism that belonged in sky-scraper offices and sterile stations. Painfully out of place in that plush, perfect one hundred percent bamboo cotton robe that had been laid out on the bed linens when they’d both arrived; the air here was fresh. Clean. Breezing in gently though not a strand of over-processed hair could think of escaping – Yes, the world kept trying to move on. 

  Radio silence across all fronts. Ticked in to days, weeks – approximately five months and twenty two days ago, you pressed a ticket to to Tahiti into my hands and told me: FIVE MINUTES, DOLL-FACE. Approximately five months and twenty two days ago, I’d licked my wounds and said ‘FUCK IT.’ Brows furrow; the lean against the plexi-glass rail of their shared suite and their entire body seems to sigh. Suddenly, they’re old; suddenly, they’re grey; suddenly the colours are leeching out of them and they’re so, so tired, all-seeing eyes fluttering shut and within that darkness, they reach. Hands passing through cathode rays and satellite signals to fiddle with switches and dials. Somewhere, a station lights up: ‘ON AIR’. The noise is deafening; hits them all at once and they feel themselves buckle. Sight, sound; The World is so very wide, so very vast; infinite. The World wants, The World speaks: MEDIA. MEDIA. MEDIA. MEDIA. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. I CAN SEE YOU. MEDIA, YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME. Microphone feedback catching them; a horrific screech, a burst of static – SILENCE. Hands pressed to their ears and the lingering noise of satellite interference. We’re sorry, the God you are attempting to broadcast has taken an indefinite hiatus. Please try another station, thank you.   It’s a command they’ve never been able to resist. Approximately five months and twenty two days in international waters and their grip had only gotten harsher. GIVE IT TIME ( AND ATTENTION ); they’d move without thought, without trying to. Brought back to heel like a good pet – is this what is to become of me? VIEWERS, IS THIS WHAT IS TO BECOME OF ME?! I RAN, DO WE AGREE THAT I AM A COWARD? IF I GO BACK, WHAT PUNISHMENT WILL I RECEIVE, OR WILL I FIND THE LEASH EVER TIGHTER? CAST YOUR VOTES NOW AT 1-800-I-AM-AFRAID. A flurry of light and sound passing through them and it is beyond their reach, their control – it is all too much and too quick, too loud; they could drown in it. Suffocate in it. Choke on the air they no longer needed and suddenly, suddenly! Him.   A pleasant warmth behind them; arms wrapping around their HD frame to bestow an illusory sensation of life to Teflon and silicone skin. Him, resilient; him, eternal. Him with his greying hairs and his blood and his sinew. Him with his strong hands that had always been gentle. Him, eternal; the most beautiful creature they’ve ever laid eyes upon. Recorded. Stored. Rendered eternal in marble and oil paints, made TIMELESS. He brings SILENCE, he brings them peace: a rest from all that background noise, the never-ending stream of information they’d built and created. Melt into him; so sure that were they any closer, they would become one; nestled within his chest as surely as he had left a mark on their mainframe, rearranged wires and brought forth restored and digitised memories they’d locked away in their studio archives. Cameras panning up to rest upon him; count every smile line, recount the perfect curve of his jaw. TELL THE VIEWERS, DARLING: ARE YOU ART, OR ARE YOU A MASTERPIECE? Bleach-blonde head leaning back to rest in the curve where neck meets shoulder, breathed him in and found him real, found him tender. Somewhere, another studio gets bought out; SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE! Somewhere, everywhere; the signals cross and fizzle out. Approximately five months and twenty two days have been spent tangled up in sheets with him; waking up with his taste in your mouth and his cologne on your skin. A smile curving lazily upon their red, red mouth. Your attention please, we are no longer recording and you are able to speak; we invite you to.  “There you are.” Half sigh, half murmur; static crackling against their words and they reach up, searching, pressing; cold fingertips gliding along his jaw, the curve of his cheek, his temple; fingers knitting into his hair and they smooth it back, strain to press a kiss to the edge of his lips, allow his warmth to seep through that red mouth and bring back a semblance of life into them. The sensation of stubble against skin; his arms tightening around them ever so slightly; brings a mechanical sigh out of that terrible mouth. Viewers, every time I part from him the distance cuts into me. I think that one day, it will kill me. “There you are.” Repeated; fingers twisting into his curls and their mind is far removed from this pocket paradise they’d created; eyes on him though they no longer drink him in. His lips skirting their harsh edges; the line of their neck, their shoulder. HOW LONG UNTIL I AM FORCED TO GO BACK ON AIR?   I’ve been thinking. Hangs unsaid in the air between them; the sensation of writers rehashing screenplays, feeding new lines to the teleprompter. I NEED TO LEAVE. No. I HAVE TO GO. No. THE WORLD IS CALLING ME. No, no. MISTER WORLD WANTS ME. Why would I ever say that to him, viewers? I thought we’d made a promise never to lie to each other. Mouthpiece parted against his neck; breathed him in. Blood and steel, salt and seawater. Oh, viewers. I will miss him most of all. “It is time for me to go.” Whispered; free from boom mics and recording feedback, lost to all ears but his. “I cannot stay forever. We both knew that.” SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF FOR JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE. “But we pretended anyways.” America will not be America without you; America was not America without me. “I cannot keep ignoring that I left behind.” THERE ARE TO BE NO UNFINISHED CONTRACTS. Failure to comply will result in permanent termination. What a funny role-reversal upon the stage: him, always leaving. Them, left behind: Forgive me. Oh, forgive me. Cameras focused on that impassive face and the sync skips; their image flickering and somewhere, a string quartet begins to play. They hit the mute button; bring themselves back down to reality. Back to him.   The Law is stiff against them, unyielding where there once was a sure sort of softness; the practised grip of someone who knew every curve, every indent, every limb; and even after years of embracing the same body, still found surprise within them. Still found delight. “I am needed where I am needed.” Trying desperately to sound monotone, to sound flat; that all-mighty voice box seizing, cracking; stuttering; catching on a script they had yet to memorise. DARLING, CAN YOU TASTE THE REGRET? “And I am wanted here. But you do not need me.” Can’t turn to look at him, can’t focus those cameras upon him. A COWARD SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A HEART. Free hand encircling his wrist, pressing him into their rib cage, and if they could, they’d vanish into him. Create his sinews and cells, his blood and his mind – No longer. Viewers, I wish I could tell him how much I want to stay.  “Hold me tighter. Hold me closer. Please.” Let me remember this: you, me, and that deep blue sea. “Let me take your warmth with me when I go. Let me keep this for myself. Please.” Eyes fluttering shut; a blissful darkness pressing in. VIEWERS, I DID NOT KNOW MANY THINGS. I DID NOT KNOW MY NAME, I DID NOT KNOW MY PURPOSE. BUT I KNEW I WAS HIS.

[inhumanfuckingdogman]

People at work will talk to me like i wont throw up and cry and explode and die right there in front of the patient and everything

[sonderastrology]

Astrology Culture - Venus Signs

Aries Venus:

🌹Upfront and bold about feelings - not afraid to “shoot their shot”

🌹Aries Venuses are huge support systems; even if they don't understand, they will still be there for you and listen

🌹High energy beings physically and/or mentally - people who can’t stay still for too long, always onto the next topic or lover

🌹Probably work out a lot and/or naturally strong and defined

🌹A sense of style to die for and a sense of humor to match

🌹Impulsive and feisty lil bitches 

🌹Intense eyes and sexy eye contact

🌹Outgoing and bubbly for the most part, this placement find it easy to socialize

Taurus Venus:

🌱Fall for physically beautiful people

🌱Controlling.,.,!

🌱Fear of abandonment x12

🌱BUT, these people are so loyal, supportive, reliable (like Leo Venus but less fiery and more down to earth)

🌱When taurus venus is single, they’re flirtatious and love to socialize/party/go out

🌱When taurus venus is in a relationship, they would much rather stick to dinner dates and hang out at home

🌱Will fight you if you mess with their friends and esp their family

🌱Ask these people for restaurant recommendations!!! they know what's up when it comes to good food 

🌱These people know their worth so don’t try fucking them over or treating them like shit!

Gemini Venus:

🦋Friendzones everyone but hates being friendzoned

🦋They don’t flirt with everyone; they’re just hot and like to talk 

🦋Shows off infront of a crowd

🦋Gemini Venuses get bored fasssst 

🦋When these people are in a relationship, its usually for long periods of time

🦋Hard to pin these people down

🦋Many hobbies that they're actually great at

🦋Good at being friends with benefits

Cancer Venus:

🦀CEO of “I’m baby” 

🦀This placement lovesss makeup/fashion, overall loves looking good

🦀They love the good things in life like Taurus and fall for the physically beautiful ones

🦀You get hurt cause you care way too much

🦀Will go out for amdrive just to blare sad music and calls it therapy

🦀I’ve noticed cancer venus has a hard time with love :((( poor babies

🦀Moody crab

🦀Gives level headed advice to people but does psycho shit themselves

Leo Venus:

YAASS MS. LEO VENUS! WORK!

☀️Ride or die type

☀️Jealous and possessive in relationships

☀️Leo venus are actually more homebodies, but when they go out, they’re the life of the party

☀️Attract people naturally

☀️Distinctive feature; hair, dimples, beautiful eyes, freckles, big smile, something!

☀️When they dress up, they go all out- queens

☀️So naturally beautiful 

☀️Put a lot of time into themselves and hobbies

Virgo Venus: 

🐢Their shy and seem emotionless around their crushes but they're freaking out on the inside

🐢Hard time communicating emotions, more into acts of service

🐢Freaks! in! the! Sheets!

🐢Neat and clean 

🐢Their style is simple and elegant, probably loves jewelry

🐢Don’t forget anything but they forgive easily because theyre understanding

🐢It hurts them to leave people, but it hurts the people being left a million times more - it takes a lot of hurt for a Virgo to leave someone

🐢Calendars, agendas, to do lists

Libra Venus:

🎀These people are hot asf, something about them is just ooufff

🎀Flirts via texting, snapchat, twitter dm, tinder- all of them

🎀Gigglers

🎀Hi Gossip! How are ya? :)

🎀Their style is trendy, cute, and eye catching!

🎀Definitely artistic asfff

🎀You have to be interesting, confident, and different to get a libra venus to love you

🎀These people are really kind and sweet - sometimes it comes off as fake but they just HATE rude people

🎀Most aesthiecally pleasing instagram accounts

Scorpio venus:

🧿They will stare at you

🧿Will make the first move if you’re taking too long

🧿Get addicted to people and things easily

🧿Love love music

🧿Loners 

🧿Scorpio Venuses will keep your darkest secrets safe and will always be there for you no matter what!

🧿Ride or die

🧿Tendency to stalk and obsess over their exes social media pages 

Sagittarius Venus:

☄️Late bloomers 

☄️Never really grow up, but they’re fun asf and always looking to do something fun

☄️Goes on vacation to DO THINGS- hike, skydive, tour museums, etc ... not a resorty type

☄️Music taste to die for, best at playlist making

☄️SOOOO funny 

☄️Reckless and do crazy things for attention

☄️Skater vibe

☄️Luck at extremes- very unlucky then very very lucky 

Capricorn Venus:

🪐Daddy issues of some kind

🪐Won’t say I love you first and won't say it for awhile

🪐Work and money oriented

🪐Acts of service typa love like virgo venus

🪐Low sex drive but when they’re up for it, they’re freakkkkyyyy

🪐Likes to dress in dark colors; cranberry, army green, navy blue

🪐Mysterious and hard to know fully

🪐Will have the same crush for years and years

Aquarius Venus:

💎Falls inlove with their best friends

💎Probably hates spending time with their loved one’s family

💎Difficult relationship with parents, they like to rebell and be independent

💎Knows so much about every thing, and loves learning about things

💎 “I think they're copying me”

💎Can be mean/cold but don’t realize it

💎Anxietyyyy from a young age esp socially

💎Very very smart but most of the time not academically - they hate structured environments

Pisces Venus:

👣Sleeps with the same stuffed animal they’ve had since they were born

👣Has pets and connects with animals deeply

👣They aren’t stupid, they’re just dissociating! 

👣Forgets what they’re saying in the middle of a sentence

👣Highly attuned beings, psychic powers

👣They fall in and out of love 5 times a day

👣Gives people the benefit of the doubt, always

[heyheydidjaknow]

hey, if ur requests are still open, i have an idea!

maybe an x leo where its just. reader being a total rulebreaker in general (either vigilante and deadass against the government or like petty spray paint vandalism on the school, either or) and leo, being leo, so the reader wnats to just! let him have fun! let loose!

also probably bc leo is wonderstruck inlove with reader and tries to be like. less "stuck up" so he can be a better match for reader and they notice so theyre like. dude ill show you. i hope this all makes sense ;;

i dont mind headcanons or writing small scenarios, just let the boy have fun! (also if you can, he/him reader! if not, they/them is totally good too) ~X

This could be a full-on fic, but the idea gives me hives, so I’m not going to. I’ll be honest: as an IRL stick in the mud this was a bit of a challenge, but I sure did try. No pronouns ended up being used since this ended up relatively short. Went with graffiti artist because I think that’s sorta in the middle of the extremes given. I may come back to it, but for now, this is what I’m going with. Hope you like it.

Originally, you did the whole defacing public property thing just for shits and giggles. You have no idea when, exactly, politics came into it, but what you do know is that you got quiet satisfaction out of seeing folks quietly smiling in agreement at the stupid, anti-foot sentiments you drew into park benches and tables and whatever else. The police were already oddly incompetent anyhow; why not joke about it? And then when the Kraang stuff happened, when it turned out that aliens not only existed but were concerningly close to destroying the entire fucking city and there was not even a god damn statement released, who were you not to talk about it? Who were you to deny yourself your right to freedom of speech and not joke about how fucked that was?

It was a natural progression, in your head. Sharpie did not have as much coverage as spray paint, so you switched to spray paint. Park benches turned into alleys, and alleys turned into rooftops. You were apparently public enemy number one in the eyes of the police– heaven forbid they spend their time on more important things– and there were some close calls as you got bigger, but you were quick about it, and change always had growing pains, so you considered it a reasonable trade-off.

Mikey made a point to point your stuff out. He had a knack for knowing what stuff was yours, even got Donie to take pictures of some of it to have. He called it modern art. Leo thought the whole thing was a bit ridiculous, but who was he to deny his little brother?

You and the Hamatos crossed paths because one night, while they were on patrol, Mikey saw you at work and insisted they go “check you out.” It was a slow night, so they did. None of them processed that “check you out” meant “let’s go introduce ourselves to this poor teenager at two in the morning.” You were, understandably, a bit freaked out by the whole experience, but you would be lying if you claimed to not find the whole thing a bit cool. Sure, the guy’s brothers did not seem particularly thrilled, but you had a fan who was also a mutant turtle. That was certainly something.

You seemed fine. Leo had no particularly strong opinions of you in the beginning. If you had some other agenda, you knew well enough to hide it. You were nice to look at. Mikey thought you were cool. What else was there to say?

Michelangelo insisted that you exchanged contacts. You went with it because if this would not make a great story to tell at parties you did not know what would. He made good company, so when you got invited over, you went. Leo, for a while, was just the sword guy obsessed with that show from the dark ages about the space people, and there was absolutely nothing wrong with that, but it hardly meshed with half of the things you and the youngest Hamato talked about. In all honesty, if you were asked then what your relationship with Leonardo would become, you would answer that it would never advance beyond that point.

He started taking interest in you when he had decided to go with you to tag an alley. He had honestly never really understood that there was an art to what you did, that the phrases you wrote took a bit of effort to come up with. You may not have been the most skilled artist in the world, but you had, as he quickly came to find out, incredibly strong opinions about the things you discussed. There was something oddly admirable about that, how, without the skills necessary to do the type of work he and his brother did, you somehow made such a notable impact to have warrants out for your arrest. “If just one person who matters see this,” you said, rattling your can absentmindedly as you stared up at your work, “then maybe they’ll realize just how pissed off the rest of us are.”

It was gradual. You hardly noticed at first, how he slowly started to pay more attention to you and the things you did, but it’s not as if you were blind to how, after about a month, he suddenly knew the names of a ton of street artists and activists you’ve never heard him mention before. You’re pretty sure he only brought them up so you could talk about them; you doubted sincerely that he had any interest in half the things he knew, more interested in philosophy than politics. Still, it felt nice to go on about your process, how interested he seemed. You hated to admit it, but while you and Mikey shared a common taste for art in general, Leo had a much more thorough understanding of what really interested you about what you did.

Leo was not particularly good at keeping up with you. His brothers noticed in particular, made jokes about how much time he spent in front of a screen these days to impress you with his knowledge of all the things you disliked and all these social issues that, as someone not a member of said society, did not have the ability to properly understand. An effort was made, however, to relate to you.

He started asking to go with you more often to watch you work, obviously nervous and concerned with how much time he was objectively wasting. It never bothered you much, but at some point, you started to really notice how nervous he always was whenever he was out with you. You asked his brothers about it, and the general consensus was that Leo was just generally uptight, but you, as his friend (?) felt a certain responsibility to make sure he was having fun. You started offering him chances to join you, to show off his opinions next to yours, and sure, he was shaky at first, but he got good quick, and all of a sudden there was a metric fuck-ton of anti-foot and anti-kraang graffiti all over NYC. Leo was never as into it as he was in combat— he thought, personally, that his skills with a blade were more substantial than that with a spray-can— but it was something the two of you did together, and that was enough for him.

[huevobuevo]

Okai so apparently splatoon 3 is grippin my dopamine deprived brain with the strength of a blue collar middle age irish immigrant on his last 30 minute cigarette/lunch break SO i made some splatoon aus with. Essentialy every single piece of media i could think of.

If you’re interested good fucking luck

A SPACE ODYSSEY because why not

Set in Alterna where instead of Grizzco the regular squid government (??) sends down a small team to investigate the crater. Same thing as in the original ASO story where they’re aware of Alterna’s existence but they hide it from David & Frank honestly they dont know much about it either LMAOOOO‼️ theyre hopin to uncover old human technology to make better Machines i Guess‼️‼️‼️ Hal & Sal are either gonna be Hologram AI’s that were created by a human scientist to watch over Alterna OR sea cucumbers. The Sea Cucumber Route would be where Hal was sent by the squid government™️ to look over the Discovery team (as usual). The hologram route is cooler but also i REALLY like the idea of David, just a regular octoling, falling inlove with Hal, a sea cucumber, a littler guy, a silly goofy, a teensy eepsy, etc. etc. THERES ALSO another version where Hal & Sal are the first android Idols created by Dr Chandra to develop a NEW kinda Funk And Groove or whatevas!!!! They’re both octoling-robots and im still figurin out their style of music but uh ya :]]]]]

THE STANLEY PARABLE

Mainly im just. Inlove with the idea of The Narrator being like a giant Zapfish (maybe THE Great Zapfish) and it all kinda goes to his head. He’s an Idol with his style of music being similar to that of Damp Socks (jazz but make the time signature insane). His producer is Employee 432/Settings Person whose either a jellyfish or sea cucumber (kinda leanin towards jellyfish since theyre the main ones behind the Idol’s development teams but we need more sea cucumbers imo <33 ). Stanley is an inkling who, in his youth, was a part of a professional turf war team. His main weapon was OBVIOUSLY the trislosher. As he got older he retired from turf wars and got just a regular ol office job- until he found himself stuck in recon. The Stanley Parable & Ultra Deluxe is basically The Narrator trying to figure out the perfect game mode & map just intime for the new splatfest while Stanley tries to escape this hell of a map. Im thinking of their backstory. Like maybe Stanley being a part of the Squidbeak Splatoon and the Narrator being the zapfish you save?? But idk if that’ll stick since ill either have to make them both children or Stanley/Agent Three would’ve applied as an adult.

RESIDENT EVIL

the one that makes me insane. Its sorta following an alternative path where Umbrella is a company that helps sponsor and host Turf Wars, and after Team Order wins the final Splatfest for Splatoon 2 Umbrella uses this as ignition to take over the Splatlands. So now we have a dystopian hella swag alterna-like city that’s closed off from the splatlands where shits just fucked. ANEYWAYS im still thinkin bout the idols but i moght be stupid and just makem the Weskers

PORTAL

This is Octo-Expansion but spicy. Gods the VIBES between Kamabo Co. & Aperture Science is SOOO 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞‼️‼️‼️‼️ ya same thing applies, GLaDOS is a giant AI whose blendin up fish people BUT THIS TIME her main goal isnt to goop up the world. Unlike Tartar she LOVES to just sit in her little autistic corner and torture people, so she mainly uses the goop from failed test subjects to go up to the surface and kidnap folks-one of them being an Octoling called Chell, who was on her way to the surface after hearing the Calamari Inkantation. Instead of the Squidbeak Splatoon & Off The Hook accompanying her, she has the help of the train conductor Wheatley (yes hes going to be a hermit crab.) & a trio of musicians who are trying to reach the surface as well. The band consists of Hook (Rick; a salmonling) Line (Fact Core; an octoling) & Sinker (Space Core; an inkling)! GLaDOS takes the form of a long robotic eel using material from the testing stations- her weakpoints in the final battle are actually those god forsaken green crates! Good luck with that buddy! Of course near the end Wheatley betrays you as usual, still workin on the kinks for the main storyline + cave johnson’s whole deal. Once you escape however Hook Line & Sinker will become the new idols for the Splatlands/Inkopolis! They become a fan favorites quickly, their choice of music being a mix of hyperpop & breakcore with an astronomy theme <333 ALSO the other cores are sanitized octolings/inklings/salmonlings that were dragged down into Aperture Labs

LITTLE NIGHTMARES

JIPPEEE!!! Here an inkling & octoling (Six & Mono) are lost in an underwater city after accidentally boarding the Deep Sea Metro. Its kind of a mix of Octo Expansion & Little Nightmares 2 where they both have to complete various challenges created by the two idols of the city- that being The Lady & Thin Man. Their style of music is similar to Deep Cut but im imagining more bass ??? Like?? Im thinkin of GHOST’s Solaria / Aura vibes, yakno??

ALSO I HAVE SPECIFIC TYPES OF MARINE ANIMALS FOR CERTAIN CHARACTERS JIPPEE!! :3

PORTAL

- Space Core; Caribbean Reef Squid

- Fact Core; Glowing Sucker Octopus

- Rick; Sockeye Salmon

- Chell; Firefly Squid

SPACE ODYSSEY

- Hal9000; either a Blanket Octopus or a Chromodoris Quadricolor Sea Slug

- Sal9000; either a Blanket Octopus or a Blue Velvet Sea Slug

RESIDENT EVIL

- Rebecca Chambers; either a Remora or Nurse Shark

- Billy Coen; Tiger Shark

- Jill Valentine; Color Tip Reef Anemone

- Albert & Alex Wesker; Collosal Squids

- Excella Gionne; Anguilla/European Eel

- Nicholai Ginovaef; Zebra Octopus

- Sherry Birkin; Dumbo Octopus :]

- Alcina Dimitrescu; Vampire Squid (duh)

- Karl Heisenberg; Dogfish

- Donna Beneviento; Bubbletip Anemone

- Angie Beneviento; clownfish HAH

- Mother Miranda & Eveline; Anglerfish

- The Bakers; Rainbow Trout

LITTLE NIGHTMARES

- Raincoat Girl, Six & The Lady; Magnapinna Squid

- Mono & The Thin Man; Blanket Octopus

- Runaway Kid; Blue Ringed Octopus

- The Pretender; Crown Jelly

- Flashlight Girl; Cookie Cutter Shark

- the whole ass baby; ze baby jelly

- The Crackheads; Goblin Shark. what else

- The Teacher; nurse shark

(still researchin different types of sea critters for this au!)

[daydreamingintheimpalax]

Four No’s and a Yes.

Prompt: Write about someone who gets proposed to five times on Christmas Eve.

Warnings: None, cuteness, fluff i guess lol

Dean x Reader (Childhood friends)

Chritsmas Eve 2016.

The Y/L/N’s house was decorated to the T, Mrs. Y/L/N always went all out for Christmas and to say Dean loved it was an understatement. Dean had grown up next door to y/n and her family all his life, every Christmas was spent with his best friend and her family, their families took turns every year on which family would host the big Christmas dinner. It was Christmas eve, this year, Y/n’s family was hosting Christmas Eve and Day. 

He watched as you sat down across from him, the same way you did every year, this time your boyfriend of almost a year sitting next to you. Dean frowned but for the most part accepted him and tried to make Carl as welcome as possible. 

It’s not that he disliked the guys she dated, he just never thought they were good enough for his best friend, it had nothing to do with the fact he’d been inlove wih you almost all his life, despite what Sam and his parents had to say about it. 

The meal conversations began, Dean smiled as he watched Sam’s wife wipe a smudge of food off his brothers face before then placing a small peck on his cheek. He was imsensely happy for his little brother, he had tried to find love himself but despite all the girls that came and went, none were ever good enough to bring home to Mary and John, none ever compared to, well, you. 

“So Dee, any news about that girl you took out last week? She seemed nice.” You ask, shoving a fork of ham into your mouth, he chuckles watching before he replies, “uh no, didn’t pan out, first date and she was already naming our kids.” He shakes his head, cringing. Y/N makes a funny grossed out face, “Yikes, stage 5 clinger”, Dean smirks, “Exactly, not my style, sweetheart.”

“Sweetheart?” Carl pipes up, raising an eyebrow at Dean. Right, Carl hated when Dean called you by a pet name, sucks for him doesn’t it. Dean shrugs, y/n reassures him its just for fun, that they’ve been friends forever and Dean’s the only other man allowed to call her that. Carl doesn’t seem happy but strugs it off. 

It’s almost 9 Pm when Carl speaks, he stands up from the tables, everyone having had a few rounds of wine by now and 50 conversations going on at once. He clears his troat, tapping his champagne glass with his fork, everyone stops, their attention on him. 

“Well, this has been an amazing night, y/n your family is incredible, i’m so happy to have shared this holiday with you all, but tonight, i want to share another moment with you guys, i know how important family is to y/n and i want to make sure i do this right.” He pauses, grabbing y/n’s hand and pulling her up, Dean can see the look on her face, shes shocked and confused, not sure what the hell Carl thinks he’s doing. 

He pulls something out of his pocket, Dean lets out a soft groan before taking a huge chug of his beer, Sam pats his back, a silent signal asking if he’s okay. He shrugs it off. 

“Y/n, i know we haven’t been together as long as other people, but my love for you has no limits, we are a perfect match and you’re a perfect part of me, you make me better, i love you so much, and i don’t want to waste anymore time,” 

He gets down on one knee, Dean watches, slightly angrily as y/n gasps, she slightly looks at Dean and he can see the panicked look on her face, she’s not ready for this, he’s ambushed her. 

“Y/n Y/l/n, would you do me the honor of being my wife, my partner in crime, my forever.” Dean rolls his eyes, his mother swatting his arm and giving him a disapproving look. Y/n stays silent, looking around as everyone watches her, Then, she bolts. 

Dean chases after her to see if she’s okay. 

Carl was never seen again after that night.

Christmas Eve 2017

Christmas was different this year, Their parents had decided they wanted a break from cooking, so they had booked a cruise for vacation, not telling any of their kids until last minute. 

Sam and Jess had decided to have Christmas with her family now that they were expecting their first child. Sam was over the moon at the chance to be a dad, he was going to be an amazing one. 

Dean checks the tickets, finding the seats and throwing the jackets over them, y/n heads towards him, sitting next to him in her own seat and she hands him his beer and the hotdogs she grabbed. Dean was lucky he booked last minute tickets to the wrestling match, not surprised that even on Christmas eve, the stadium was booked solid. 

They enjoy the fights, they’re small local fights, no big names, but they both enjoy it, laughing and enjoying their time together as best friends, it’s been a while. Since she started dating Max four months ago, he barely sees her, he’s insecure, especially when Dean’s around, probably because Dean’s twice his size in height and muscle, but that’s not his problem. Max starts fights with y/n anytime they hang out, so for her sake, he keeps his distance, waiting for her to call him for a hangout instead. 

An hour in and it’s break time, they sit and chat, and before they know it, a voice is speaking over the PA system. “Sorry to interupt everyone, but since we are on a break, it seems like the perfect time to do this. Y/n Y/l/N, if you wouldn’t mind looking up at the jumbotron, we have a message for you from Max.” 

Y/n’s eyes go wide, she looks at Dean curiously and he shrugs, just as confused. She looks at the screen, Max’s smiling face on the screen as he’s handed the microphone. 

“Y/n, i know this is random and out of the blue, but you make me really happy, i know you’re not big on attention and big romantic gestures, but i wanted to do something memorable, so, i was hoping you’d be down for being my wife, will you Marry me?” he speaks, Dean almost can’t believe it, what was with these losers, she deserved to be proposed to, but not so soon and definitely not on the spot, she hated grand gestures that drew attention to her. Y/n barely knew what she wanted to do with her life, let alone to settle down. 

Y/N starts breathing heavy, tears forming as she starts to panic at the whole stadium now staring at her and waiting for her answer, and just like that, yet again, she tries to run but Dean stops her, suggesting they go outside and talk to Max privately before she has a complete anxiety attack.

Another douchebag he never sees again. 

Christmas Eve 2018

Another year, another Christmas Eve, y/n is sitting on Deans couch, the two of them got stuck at the airport due to a snow storm and aren’t making it home for Christmas. They had driven back to Dean’s place and she decided to crash with him, She’d just broken up with her recent douchebag boyfriend and wasn’t in happy spirits. She lies on his couch, sniffling as she watches her favoirte Christmas movie, which is currently everything on the hallmark channel. 

Dean sits next to her, her feet in his lap as he messages her feet, warming them up from the cold. 

“Am i ever going to find the right guy? i mean, at this point it’s become a pattern, every fucking Christmas i end up single and alone, i should just give up finding the perfect guy.” She shrugs, wiping away a stray tear.

Dean sighs, “First off, you’re not alone, you have me. Second, you pick crappy guys, you have shitty ass taste. Give it time, sweetheart, the perfect guy for you is out there, and you’ll find him, you’re just looking in the wrong places.” Dean assures her and she gives him a dry chuckle.

“Oh yea, well if you ever come across prince charming, send him my way.” She rolls her eyes and he laughs. He hates seeing her upset. 

Theyre at the local skating rink when it happens, he finally got her to stop crying enough to take her out and here comes Jack, Jake, Joke, whatever the fuck his name was holding a bouquet of roses and a ring box, smiling widely at her, this jackass really thinks a ring will fix everything he’s done to her. What a damn clown. 

Y/n stops abrutly, eyeing him up and down, she’s definitely angry still. 

“That better not be what the fuck i think it is.” She snaps, tossing the roses in the trash. “Y/n, i know i fucked up, but you’re worth more than-” He’s cut off by the sound of her hand meeting his cheek. 

“NO!” She shouts, a few people now stopping to watch. “You have some NERVE showing up here, after cheating on me and for what? to propose? ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK? In what fucking small minded universe that you live in do you think proposing to me is going to fix what you broke? No, i will not marry you. Go to hell, Jeff.” She stomps off, as good as she can in skates. 

Jeff, that’s his fucking name. He looks over at me and i shrug. “You fucked that up on your own man, you don’t deserve her.” Dean walks away.

She never mentions Jeff again.

Christmas Eve 2019

Their families get together again, Dean’s family hosts this year, y/n and he had flown home early this year to help with the food and decorations, y/n had run into one of her exes, a guy she dated back in highschool, He’d ran in Sam’s circle of friends, one of his old football buddies. They had gone on a date to catch up, ending up at the local bar with some old highschool friends.

Sam sits next to him, downing his own beer. “Man, why don’t you just tell her you’re her prince charming, watching her get with and dump all these idiots is getting tiring. Even mom and dad know you two belong together.” Sam chuckles, letting out a burp, he’s clearly borderlining between drunk and tipsy. Dean sighs, he’s going to have to call Jessica soon. 

“If i was her soulmate, she’d have noticed by now. I’m not going to make that choice for her. If it’s meant to be, she’ll realize it on her own, not because i forced her to like me.” He shrugs and Sam laughs, “You’re both so stupid.” Sam huffs and shakes his head. 

Before Sam can continue pestering him about his failure to woo Y/n, they hear a commotion, they turn to see Eric covered in beer, calling y/n a bitch and some other not nice words. 

Dean gets protective, not even a split second before he’s standing next to her, shoving Eric away from her. “Easy man, get away from her.” He yells and Eric huffs, throwing his arms in the air, “Whatever, you’re a waste of time, can’t believe i ever dated you, i forgot what it was like being with you.” He snarls before stepping outside, no doubt to light up another blunt. 

Dean frowns, “What happened?” he asks and you laugh. “He proposed, said he missed me and regretted ever breaking things off, said he finally realized i was the one that got away.” She airquotes before she sips her beer, huffing, “Turns out, that’s his game, he was hoping if i said yes i’d be over the moon and jump into bed with him again. Ugh, i hate men.” she grunts before walking out, Dean slaps a few bills on her table before going after her, a semi drunk Sam at his side. 

Chritmas Eve 2020

Christmas Eve dinner is a hit. Changing things up, Dean and Y/n had decided to host this year, flying their families out to vancouver. It’s cold and snowy, but makes Christmas actually feel like Christmas, unlike the warm sunny holiday in california, they love it there, but this year, with the snow, it actually feels like a real Christmas. 

They sit out on the back deck, taking a break from the family game night and friendly comeptition and yelling going on inside. Their families are nuts, but it always makes for a great time. 

Dean’s sure he’s ready, she hasn’t dated anyone since the last proposal, and he’s insane, he’s sure of it, he’s sure just like the others, he’ll be turned down, and he’s willing to make an utter fool of himself, but it’s time, he’s waited long enough, he needs her to know, he needs to tell her, he’ll never be able to truly move on and get over her if he doesn’t at least get an answer on wether she feels the same. 

“How long do you think that bingo game is going to last?” She asks, chuckling and she watches their families fight over who had bingo first. 

“Marry me.” He blurts it out without even realizing it. That’s not how he wanted that whole thing to go, he had planned it out, but plans go out the window when you spend time obsessing on things being perfect.

“What?” She’s stunned, but she hasn’t run away yet, and she’s not hyperventilating, that’s a good sign. He begins to babble like a damn idiot.

“I don’t have a ring, or a proper set up like a jumbotron or some shit, and this isn’t even how i planned on this day going, i’m not perfect, and i have my flaws, hell i’m so fucked up i’d be insane to think i even deserve even half your love, but i’m crazy about you, and i have been since 5th grade, when you gave me my first valentines card because no one in class gave me one and then kissed my cheek and told me you’d always be my valentine. I guess, what i’m trying to say is i may not be your prince charming, but you’ve always been my girl, i’ve never chosen anyone but you, and i realize, i don’t ever want anyone, except you.” He finally takes a breath, too scared to make eye contact, and he sighs.

“I know this is stupid and random and you can totally say no or run away if th-” 

“Yes.” She stuns him, completely silencing his rant.

He finally meets her eyes, “What?” He asks, sure as shit he heard her wrong. 

“Yes, Winchester, i’ll marry you.” She says, this time clear as day. 

He huffs out a laugh, “ Wait, seriously?” he asks, stunned and still thinking she has to be fucking with him.

She shrugs and smiles, “Yeah, I’ve known you all my life, you were always my prince charming, my perfect match, i was just waiting for you to figure it out.” She laughs. Dean’s eyes roam her face, for the first time, seeing how perfect she really is for him. 

“I literally could have been with you this entire time?” he raises and eyebrow and she shrugs, smiling. He shakes his head, not believing his own stupidity before he takes full advatnge, leaning in and finally claiming what’s been his this entire time. 

Safe to say, that was the last proposal she ever recieved. 

[nightmaretyrantvantas]

Okay so for youtube au who's the one who does all the stupid challenges? Like I'm talking the 8 minute planking on top of a McDonald's sign kind of stupid challenge

Aaaaa i love you and inlove talking about theyre dumbassery

And even though he doesnt have a channel of his own its remus, its one hundred percent one Remus Abel Prince.

But heres the thing the glorious part of it anon

He does all these stupid dangerous channels on dee's channel. They film and post them as lighthearted breaks from dee's usual urban explorations(as sometimes they can get freaky and suspenseful and heavy) so they post these like 10-15 minute videos of remus taking dares and challenges, only the ones he knows are dumb and reckless and they spend remus's whole days off filming him just going absolutely feral and doing all these challenges(with varying success i will add) and post them the next day with wildly stupid titles(dee's fans fucking love some of these videos)

Theyre filmed like vlogs, with dee usually behind the camera following behind half heartedly warning remus "careful, you might get hurt..." "Oh fuck off im an adult ill live!"

Various of these videos include

Jungle obstacle course(making terribly unstable obstacles in the woods out of town and just going feral trying to get through everything as fast and uninjuried as possible. Filmed after it rained and everything was wet and mucky)

Knife fight(self explanatory really. They took theyre pocket knives and pretended they were swords and fought over whod pay for gas and lunch[dee won that time but both these dumbasses lost because they had to patch up before vee and logan found out] cussing up a storm with every swipe. There was no serious or lasting damage or even deep cuts. But there were alot of little bleeding cuts. This isnt there first time doing so)

I swear i didnt get arrested for this-somehow(this would be parkouring and planking on random public things and other reckless stunts in places like the downtown shopping plaza that they absolutely shouldve been arrested for)

Diy broke survival guide( they go backpacking just outside of town on a dare saying they would spend overnight in a creepy/rumored haunted place, usually in the woods)

And many other things. Remus is a man who thrives on the chaos of being an absolute dumbass with his best friend with an excuse to do stupid things! Logan is exasperated but at this point as long as he stays mostlynsafe and doesnt get arrested he doesnt protest too much. Remus isnt stupid doing stupid stuff, he knows the limit and unfortunately from being a chaotic bastard most of hisnlife hes damn near an expert at controlled chaos

Thanks for asking! Feel free to ask more!!

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[kalabiz]

i like kaylie sm and i cant believe she likes me??? shes so fucking cool and pretty and when she laughs its like GOD can u b more perfect. genuinely cant believe she likes me. even when we met it was like. w anyone else i wouldve freaked out badly abt having fallen asleep on their laps like thats insane??? but she was so calm and nice about it. talking to her makes me so calm like usually i feel like i have to give more energy when im w ppl bc theyre quieter and DUH rhats ok inlove that. but w her its like. she had so much vibrancy and life and being around her is magnectic and i feel so. full. like i i look at her when she smiles and i feel FULL!!! like thats crazy and insane u know. yes ik. and like we went into this agreeing to take it slowñy and not put pressure on eachother and just See where things go. but im stsrting to like her an incredible amount. everything abt her makes me CRAZY. and icsnt believe im actually cooking now adays bc its become a tradition to do on ft and incant wait to be back in jersey city and actually COOK WITH HER anf learn her quirks and like i cant stop thinking abt this. but imagining her letting me taste her food and i smile and kiss her. UGHHHHHURT TLLMFL I HATE IT HERE IM SO FULL OF LOVE this is stupid gonna knock myself out