The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.
That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.
I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.
But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed
Would you share your hay with me, though?
I see.
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Local drow absolutely delighted by the weird furred creatures that roam the surface
Cue an "Everyone Approves" joke
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The timkon clone baby being a human-alien hybrid who took 99+ tries to make, would have Tim so paranoid about their health that sometimes it's angsty, and sometimes it just makes him stupid
Caden: Dad!!! My tooth fell out!
Tim: WHAT?!
*12 tests and several hours later*
Tim: ... wait
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My boyfriend tried to get me into superheroes
Now I torture him by reminding him that batman is a dad and experiences emotions besides vengeance
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