#THEIR PYJAMA'S TOO

[morningstarwrites]

sleepless nights

[elodieunderglass]

greeting and good saturday to you! it has been A Fucking Week and i am So Tired. may i learn something horribly embarrasing about Killie, as a pick-me-up?

Oh you have my sympathy. And my bow. And my axe. And whatever I can do.

Killie would consider it horribly embarrassing for you to learn what he had for breakfast, so this was quite difficult. He’d be embarrassed by everything from his stammer (not embarrassing!) to his kinda right-wing era (he learned better!) to the fact that at thirty-mumble years old he learned that he can be noisy in bed. apparently.

That’s a mix of things that shouldn’t be embarrassing!! They’re NOT embarrassing! We wouldn’t laugh!

But something genuinely funny-embarrassing is the problem of Killie’s pyjamas.

His build is a fairly unusual, though not improbable, one in the UK. Equestrian stuff/sportswear comes in a range of sizes. Racing gear is often unisex and comes in a lot of sizes. Jockeys often like to look dapper in their formalwear, and his menswear has to be hand-tailored anyway, so between Killie Athleisure (TM) and Equestrian Stuff Is Just Normal Clothes, and the occasional blazer, he’s fine.

But you aren’t going to get a lot of your random clothing handmade, and Killie … absolutely buys kids’ pyjamas. size 12-13, shut up shut up shut up, yes - yeah fine. So they have horses on them - do NOT make this a thing -

[puplikeanangel]

tboy puppy tummy for your tuesday <3

[saltedbiscuiit]

Matching pyjamas mayhaps?:3

[rockethorse]

The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??

[mitamicah]

My gift for @electron-road-suspect at the @joblrsecretsanta event

How lovely it was to draw this duo ^V^ <3

[otomehonyaku]

DIABOLIK LOVERS More,Blood Stellaworth Complete Set Tokuten Short Stories ☽ Ayato ver.

Original title: DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE,BLOOD ステラワース全巻連動購入特典ショートストーリ English translation by @otomehonyaku Scans can be found here (courtesy of @karleksmumskladdkaka!)

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SUMMARY | This short story provides a slice of Ayato and Yui's daily life after the events of More,Blood. Yui tells off Ayato when he asks her to prepare takoyaki for him, so he resolves to make it himself out of spite. Chaos ensues...

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Please do not reuse or repost my translations elsewhere or translate my work into other languages without my permission.

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“Tch… this is harder than I thought…”

As soon as I’d spat out the words, smoke started rising from the searing hot teppan (1) in front of me.

“It’s burning…?! Shit! How’d that happen?!”

I went over to the sink, getting increasingly irritated, and turned on the tap to fill a nearby cup with water. By that point, smoke was billowing up from the steel plate. It was then, when I reached over to throw the water onto the pan, that…

“Ayato! Stop, you shouldn’t do that!”

“The fuck?!”

“S-sorry… I didn’t mean to…”

“You’re the one who told me to make it myself, right?! Right?” I threatened, looming over her. Her lip quivered while she apologised, her voice small.  

It had all started a mere ten minutes ago.

I’d just been craving takoyaki before bed. I woke up Pancake, who’d already been fast asleep, and pestered her to make it for me. However, of all the things she could’ve done, she flat-out told me I should be able to make such a simple dish myself.

Well, she ain’t wrong, I’d briefly thought—and yet her blunt statement had really pissed me off. It made me want to put her in her place. 

Then, another thought suddenly occurred to me. I wanted to prove to her that I could, in fact, make takoyaki myself.

And so, in a petty attempt at retaliation, I’d decided to actually prepare the takoyaki on my own. But to think the same person who told me to do so would still be poking her nose into my business…

“I’m sorry, I think I should make the takoyaki after all.” 

“What?!”

Pancake sounded exasperated when she reached over to take the metal skewers from my hands and stood in front of the takoyaki machine.

“The fuck’re you doin’? Then why’d you tell me to make it myself?! Besides, they’re almost done already, so…” I grumbled while Pancake narrowed her eyes at me from over her shoulder.

“...I thought you would repetitively refuse to make it yourself, so…”

“What?”

“So I’d figured you’d go to great lengths to make me do it!” she said, somehow quite angrily.

“So what, huh? I tried to make you do it but you didn’t in the end. Why’re you yappin’ like it’s not in your favour?”

“...Come on! It’s… because… I wanted you to ask me, Ayato…”

“Huh?”

“Well… I felt a bit irritated because you woke me up out of the blue, but… you know, I actually find it… kind of… cute when you come to me asking to prepare takoyaki for you, Ayato…” Pancake’s face turned bright red—all the way to her ears—when she said it.

“W-what’s… cute…? The fuck?! Are you out of your mind?” My voice almost betrayed me.

“I’m not! Come on, Ayato…! Why did you choose to actually make it yourself this time…?” Pancake mumbled, skillfully turning over the takoyaki. 

I’d thought the takoyaki had been burning, but it turned out not to be so bad after all.

What she said made me feel like I had been a bit unreasonable. I swallowed hard. 

“Uh… anyway! I’m always fine with making takoyaki for you, okay…?!”

“Ugh… I-I don’t understand you, woman!” I retorted. 

In all honesty, I just didn’t know how to deal with being thrown off-balance this way. 

The takoyaki turned out to be… so bad that they were inedible. I must’ve messed up the ingredients somehow. In the end, it seemed like there was no other way than to let Pancake make takoyaki for me from now on, no matter how much she got on my nerves.

Well, I guessed it couldn’t be helped.

Still, though… the next time she calls me cute, I’ll drain her to the last drop!

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(1) 鉄板（てっぱん）: A teppan is a steel plate, usually in the middle of a table, on which dishes are either prepared by a chef (in a teppanyaki restaurant) or by yourself (in good company!)

[lazy-toad]

Cozy

[edandstede]

ed and stede are tucked up in their bed wearing matching his & his sleep masks right now. if you even care

[boarloved-art]

i like the car movies a lot.......

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

We have a teaser for a new series on the game!

[couch-house]

i'm running an old man yaoi/old woman yuri poll on my main and the yuri train has been holding strong. and if anyone knows my favorite dumb jokes to post abt, you'll know He Doesn't Know

[computer-rabbit-boy]

blue kisses

[romionarry]

hello. the passion on this page………… the palpable pain and heartbreak underneath this fight….. ron starting that sentence about wondering where harry was but cutting himself off before finishing it. harry zeroing in on ron’s bare ankles…. harry HOPING ron will punch him…….. wtf the longing is radiating off the page guys this is my heartstopper

[lucabyte]

transfem loop + siffrin... you agree

i does agree.... i does in fact ... write a 7k word essay on the subject..... if you would like to perhaps click that link and read it if you were not already aware...... kisses u on the forehead......... sorry its that long but i had to cover all of my bases you know how it is with textual analysis when you're trying to draw a distinction between "headcanon" and "reading of the text" because those are different things.... to meeeeeeee.......