#THE THE GUY HIMSELFFF

[des-fangirl]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!

Who watches the Watchmen?

Me

Been playing with a concept for the Guarding Dark 👁

Imagine how strong he is :)

[stillfertile]

all I know about jokic is that he is good at basketball and is on the nuggets, so you should,, you should infodump about him. perhaps

ANON IM KISSING YOU

ok. to start I have never watched a basketball game in my life. idk the rules. they play with balls ok thats all ik. but that didnt stop me from loving jokić <3

I learned about him through instagram videos of his interviews where he said stuff like “the parade is tomorrow? I want go hooome” and “I mean, nobody likes their job, if they say they do theyre lying” so at first I was like haha silly basketball player, best in the league, treats the sport like an office job clocking in from 9 to 5

THEN I discovered his love of horses, how he races them and gets very excited when he won a race, and how he sometimes scouts for horses on the clock (during practice)

silly union man horsegirl, ok what about his yaoi potential?

well, yaoi potential through the ROOF. Him and his teammate Jamal Murray are so cute, but that can fill another post

So. why am I crazy about him.

Hes selfless, to a self-depricating degree. He likes to make his teammates laugh with jokes and help elevate their play and even when hes praised he spins it around. When HE was handed THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY he said he won it for JAMAL. NOT HIM, HIS TEAMMATE.

Even his playing style, he recently got the achievement of 2nd most career assists in nba HISTORY. and he said “assist makes two people happy, a point makes one guy happy.” When making decisions he always puts his teammate’s happiness first, and thinks of himself dead last. HE DOESNT CARE FOR HIMSELFFF

He really doesnt like being famous. Many say hes the best basketball player in the league rn, but he hates the popularity that comes with it. He really wants the spotlight to shine on his teammates, not him. He said in an interview that after he retires, he would like to be forgotten. read that again. HE WOULD LIKE TO BE FORGOTTEN.

Hes a self-sacrificing horsegirl who wants to disapear, and also happens to be the best basketball player in the world. Hope that answers your question.

also the ultimate service top

[betasuppe]

Goddamn Emmet, calm yourself a little! This man is so damn thirsty, I swear! [In reference to the consummate the marriage comic you posted.]

Lmaooo nah, cmon let the man get a bit wound up for his wife, why not xD

But for sure, I think a good word to describe Emmet in this regard would be...

Insatiable~

& lol ok so I try to keep my blog mostly rated T at most for some cursing blood & other similar minor nonsense... but you have no idea how much I wanna share some of Em's expression I drew with you guys for when he starts getting a bit too frisky & heated in the moment hah ha ha

I feel like the guy is a broken light, you know? Anyone or anything can turn him on, but since Emmet's switch is broken, so you have to wait until he's completely burned out [or blown out lmaoooo] to have him finally calm back down to normal.

In other words, the man is a horny mess because he's finally fallen deeply in love & so Mina has to deal with this man coming on to her while he's blushing uncontrollably because he JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELFFF

He just wuvs his wife so much uwu

[quixotin]

PIGELLA CAN STEP ON ME ANY TIME OF THE WEEK.

OK BUT THE MIRACUCLASS WAS SO CUTE IN THIS

Mari goes like "who's dora? another one of your imaginary friends like in the 6th grade"

Rose explains Dora is the last name of the dr. that keeps up with her headaches

MARI PUNSSSS

"Send a kiss to mary from me... To the infirMARY"

Hawkmoth akumatizes Juleka basically on the same grounds that had Mari breaking down at the beginning of the seaason and I-

ADRIEN FLUSTERS A LIL BIT AND I--

Adrinette interaction before finding juleka

Mari apologizes for being a clutz and says that she's really worried about juleka and that's why she's all spacey

Adrien says that the things Mari says not always make sense, but they're never cruel, so he understands

The strategies Mari and Adrien use to handle crisis are SO different and SO interesting and I'm def gonna be ranting abt this.

So as you all can tell, Rose used to have a bad illness when she was younger and Juleka is scared that she might fall ill again. She doesn't want the others to treat her differently and so the miracuclass promises they'll keep their cool

Spoiler alert, THEY DON'T, lol

Adrien tells Juleka that he understands why she kept the secret but that it is not necessary to do it anymore because it's better to talk about these things instead of dealing with them alone (SUPER ROUGH TRANSLATION)

That's when mari says "That's what friends are for"

Also the miracuclass just having absolutely no chill ahahahaha THEY ARE SO CUTE THEY GIVE ME SO MUCH LIFEEEE

GUYS ROSE DOESN'T NEED THAT MANY APPLESSSS

Also the WAY Rose is literally MEANT to be a miraculous holder ahfakfhakjdagh

Rose says that Juleka shouldn't feel guilty, it's her fault she kept the secret. So she says she will clear everything out so that everyone stops treating her like she's made of glass

"I never told you because it's not the problems that matter, it's (how you overcome them). I always want to be that Rose, I want to be able to joke with you guys. I don't want you to worry about me because there's no one happier than me, alright?"

"See? I told you everything would be alright"

THE WAY ADRIEN IS TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE UNDER CONTROL WHILE MARINETTE IS THE ONE INCITING EVERYONE AHAHAH

Mrs. Mendeleiev really said "I'm a science teacher, not a super hero" lol lady WHO HURT YOU.

Ivan: Everyone was captured because of me

Nino: I CAN'T HELP MY BEST FRIEND CONFRONT HIS FATHER

EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chat: Oh, Nino.... This is all our fault. If we had defeated Shadowmoth already they wouldn't be here.

LB: Oh no, this can't be happening

Chat: Cataclysm :))))

BOY R EALLY WAS GONNA KILL HIMSELFFF HELPPPP

Lb: You are right we couldn't defeat such a powerful akuma and sentimonster alone

Rose: This was all my fault, I shouldn't have told Juleka, I am a bad friend... No. I shouldn't think this way. It's good that I told her, they are my friends.

LB @ CN: Chat Noir think positive! You're the best partner anyone could have!

CN: You really think so?

LB: Yes! I know I don't always say it, but I could never do the things I do without you! Besides, it would be a lot less fun to be Ladybug without you!

CN: That's meowrvelus m'lady! I have to say you are also perfect, m'lady.

Rose has the power of joy/positivity

OF COURSE SHE DOES SHE IS THE BESTTTT

PIGELLA COULD STEP ON ME AND I'D CRY OF JOY

The power word is "Gift" and Juleka's biggest wish is to see everyone treat Rose normally

sgjkahgakj I AM CRY

IGHAG I NEED A FUCKING MOMENT OK

CN: Aren't you going to follow her to get the miraculous back, m'lady?

LB: She already did

CN: That girl is amazing!

LB: She didn't need a miraculous to be a heroine

Marinette: You're going to get your cushion for your birthday, you'll have to wait like everyone else. What? she's not made of glass.

Rose: Oh no, this is going to make me faint, can someone take me to the infirmary??

Chloe: Why does no one laugh when I complain?/when i insult (something like this)

Adrien: Because in your case, you always mean it

Chloe: true.

WE LOVE A SASSY KINGGG AOHFAHGAIHGIA @sugarcube-stinkysock @pegasus-anarchy @sketchy-panda @thesquipproject @inimoo @unreliable-trash @sparklylovegiverYOU ARE SERVED MY QUEENS

AND I AM AN IDIOT BC I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG BLOG

[cheryllcher]

Sole crusher thought bubbles 👠

disclaimer: dont read if u havent watched sole crusher

so i finally found a video with subs (again big shoutout to fellow translators out there yall r AWESOME) so yes we be having another crazy session :>

- omg that tour rlly makes me wanna go paris!! too bad we cant actually see lb and chat patrolling around 😔

- omg tom and sabine’s bakery is officially the best bakery in paris YES

- idk if it’s just me but zoe gives off ✨ gay vibes ✨

- the second marinette hears abt zoe only having one friend she immediately showers her with food and love and exchange numbers WHO WOULDNT LOVE THAT GIRL

- i know some ppl r asking why we’re getting another new character but honestly i find it refreshing and also i may or may not already be trying to adopt that girl oop-

- audrey ma’am do u just wear those sunglasses everywhere???? like u’re literally indoors reading a magazine

- chloe those r literally the tackiest shoes i have ever seen how is audrey not screaming at them

- OMG POOR SABRINA SOMEONE PLS SAVE HER

- okay i honestly was wondering why the sudden attitude change but now im realising that she’s acting to actually fit in djejdjjene

- chloe: “all the boys must fall over for u and the handsome ones must carry ur stuff” also chloe: picks someone who is not all that good looking (no offense to the guy :< )

- uhhhhh where did that red carpet come from????

- did- did she just say she’ll buy her a new name???? uhhh her name isnt all that different from yours ma’am

- okay ngl zoe’s a rlly good actress (ahem liela take some notes)

- oooh but she’s in aurore’s class??? i can totally see them being besties doedkke

- rose: “can we adopt her??” OMG U SWEET CHILD CAN I ADOPT U????

- marinette seeing right thru zoe’s act and trusting the girl she just met in the morning 🥺

- okay i always thought andre was like ehhh but he just wanted to be loved by his family omg i hope he can stand up for himself and achieve his dreams 😭😭

- omg zoe my poor baby I WISH I CAN GIVE U A HUG

-OMG WAS ANDRE THE DIRECTOR OF THAT MOVIE ADRIEN’S MUM WAS IN THAT WOULD BE SO COOL AND ALSO IS THAT KAGAMI WITH LONGER HAIR???? TOMOE IS THAT U???

-HAWKMOTH LEAVE ZOE ALONE SHE JUST ARRIVED

- oh frick the akumatised item isnt on her this is interesting

- also idk if anyone’s told gabriel but that shadowmoth outfit he’s got on is kinda ugly and he’s a fashion designer —

- NO JEAN U WERE MY FAVOURITE BG CHARACTER NOOOOOO

- chloe, the first reaction when u see an akuma isnt to ask why they stole ur image U R IN DANGER GIRL

- okay idk why the cheese floating im space sent me 🤡

- omg chat arriving and marinette just being like “shush it kitty im not done” HAHAHAHA

- chat waiting for marinette to finish before tripping sole crusher WE STAN A GENTLEMAN

- omg chat suggesting he cataclysma here before she destroys the city 😦 wut is this man capable of

- okay i didnt recognise the lucky charm object this is why i cant be lb yalls 😔😔

- HOW IS NO ONE BOTHERED BY SABRINA HIDING IN THE CLOSET SAVE HER

- wow that was a slow punch if i’ve ever seen one

- hello where can i get one if those charms they’re so pretty 🥺🥺🥺

- awww ivan was the first one to hug zoe i love u mannn also did yall see adrien’s face GIVE SUNSHINE BOY A HUG PLEASE

- audrey listening to chloe??? who r u and wut have u done to audrey bourgeois

- aww i can see this father daughter relationship between andre and zoe even tho she isnt his actual daughterrrr i rlly hope this will help him stand up for himselfff :<

- okay i rlly love that pink hair thooo wishing i had light coloured hair now :<<<

okayy that’s all for today folks thanks for joining :D

[solskinns]

I have an Addiction Pals (not a serious one)

All these people in the city overwhelm me with so much energy; I'm really glad Peater carries me around so I don't have to curl into a ball in fear...anywaaays, we pass by a mall that seems to specialize in retro stuff. Not just video games, but different types of media for each store! There exists cartoons, music, the aforementioned video games, movies, TV shows, comics, signs(?), and it only looks like the beginning. My mind is being shoved into my addiction for old things that existed before me...

"Hey Peater, could we check out that mall?" Asking with some urgency in my voice; unusual of me.

"You mean the retro mall?" He seems to somewhat hesitate like he might regret it if we do...I mean maybe I shouldn't push i- "I don't see why not; it's worth looking at the past" -okay that's kind of a weird way to put it, but good enough for me.

"Awesome, let's go then" I glide myself right inside the mall which luckily had automatic doors to get me in...too bad the secondary door was meant for pulling open. Something I would gladly call it out for offense to my species, but my brain can't think about that at the moment.

So I wait for Peater, who is giggling at my sudden rush and then concern with a smile still on his face "OO! A-hahare you alright?"

I appreciate his kindness in the end, but "Yeah I'm fine- though really can't walk now soooo thanks for the warning" my wobbly, sarcastic self adds.

"Don't worry, I got you...I mean, if you'll LET me" offered with open arms.

"Nahh, I think I'll liiiive" I fall in his hand as my body disagrees however "aright maaaybe a little carrying"

Thus he hoists me up and in we go to my very own 'candy land' of OLLLLD THIIIIIIINGS!

First there's the video games area where I see all the wonderful consoles and games over the years from the two rectangles and a square up to 2000s consoles and games. Really I don't care about now being retro, in fact it means I get to see old stuff AND nostalgia as a way to get my fix. Combining this with my love and passion for certain franchises just brings me the trifecta of heaven; my comfort zone that rarely extends to new things.

So while I enjoy looking at the superheroes and video game icons like the proud nerd I am, Peater...seems to be somewhere else staring at the 8-bit consoles like the grey box and even the low tech, but highly addictive 70s consoles. He didn't really look at any peticular game aside from say space ones and tanks, but just AT the machines themselves...almost like he is reminded of something...serious? Maybe shouldn't press on it.

Next was the comics that stretched from comic to manga to rather adult themed things behind a curtain, but I don't really want to indulge in immature stuff like that...oh man they have the comics BEFORE they changed this guy's name. See now Peater is staring at a major crossover comic and turning to me.

"Can you believe I actually had one of the individual issues while waiting for the next one? Really cool they put it all together though I miss the advertisements" a detail he mentions that I can get behind.

"Yeah, it's a great story too for a crossover" I try relating, but he just smiles and puts it back.

"I just thought they looked cool, but whatever hooks you"

This is getting more concerning "You seem to be off about being here Peater; are you doing alright?"

"Yeah, I just get ahhh nostalgic myself" he gave me a smile of 'please buy it' and I don't push this any further...for now

Now here we are at my true cream of the crop, cartoons! There's my generation of cartoons and other ones far behind my time, but still amazing...whiiich Peater is once again staring at in a deep way once more.

This time it looks like a black and white cartoon featuring a tall and thin cat with a bowtie calling himselfff Jokey McLaughsalot...huh; not creative and yet unique. He is joined with his friends Rose the slightly feminine cat that is clearly a love interest, Scaredy the fat hamster who seemed to be Jokey's best pal, and lastly a love rival to tie it together known at Butch the dog. It seemed like a simple idea that could do anything and entertain just fine...I like it anyway.

"Okay Peater, you seriously need to say it straight; what is going on with you?" I pressure once more.

"I...I can't say it outright, but...sometimes," he takes a VHS and places a hand on top of it "whenever I'm here it usually gives me nostalgia and I...TendToMissMyPastBecauseOfIt" his voice deafens at the end.

"What?"

He seems to calm himself, placing the VHS back on the shelf "I tend miss these things when they were new, you know?"

Not quite sure if that was it and I look at the VHS he put back "Yeahhh, but it's still great that we get to see it still around," I float right over to the VHS and pick it up "you wannaaa get this so we can watch it?" Offering an idea to look past the...past.

He looks at be with a face that brightens up to his cheery self again "sure thing, Sol" and like that, he purchases it immediately... aaalongWithAFewOtherThingsIWanted that he was willing to try in exchange. After that, we left to the bakery where there was a VHS player conveniently sitting on top of a CRT TV. I place in the VHS and I get pulled into a blanket with Peater as he hugs me suddenly! I wanna tell him so badly that he shouldn't do that because I was ready to panic, but from the way he pulled me in, I get the feeling I should hold on that because he seems to need this...so I'll embrace it. Besides, I love hugs!

"Thanks for being my friend, Sol...a best friend and not a passerby that hangs out with you for like 10 minutes"

Oh GEEZ, that's what those other people do to call them friends? No wonder, it was a breath of fresh air to find me out of nowhere "No...no problem, Peater," I enjoy this friendly interaction for now for the time being...

...

...

...wait a second...did he say all this stuff is NOSTALGIC to him...like he CAME FROM that time!??

*CUT*

Will be for this week's story. Not much to say except for my ideas for pre-existing franchises; one for comics and two for video games, but I'll do those in rare amounts. Until next time guys; keep that sun brighter!