#THATS FISH FILLET

[just-jammin]

Blake’s Wings and Steaks strikes again!!

like holy fuck man

[avephelis]

Pompkemom

funny new guy called veluza!! unfortunately this is the closest i can find to an official render, so here's a bonus picture

[sn4pozu]

how Richard Trager uses Instagram (yes, he would use Instagram):

this is Pre-Engine Rick because realistically post-engine Rick would have other things to worry about besides instagram

30 stories a day, from dawn till dawn again this man is addicted to the layout

doesn't use stickers because hes a grown man BUT HE DOES HAVE A BITMOJI THAT HE USES RELIGIOUSLY

its half office reels, half food pics, and a quarter just rants

overuses tags to hell, even randomly mid sentence , example: "#Amazing day today at @MurkoffOfficial ! this #Work ain't doin itself 📋💻👍🏻 #Workday #Monday #Officeday #ADayInMyLife #Job"

sometimes thinks that Murkoff should totally have a social media account, he knows its dumb but he cant help wanting more followers 😔

"Suns out guns out! #Sunday with my bud @JeremyBlaireOfficial" and its a picture of them in a golf cart holding champagne (not gay, just besties)

Not to sneak in my RickJer agenda but in my minds eye they signed eachothers golf clubs

tags the location if he could he would

username is something obnoxious like 'RichardTragerOfficial' like nobody know u lil bro 😭😭😭

buys likes and followers to feed his ego

4k followers thats like 85% bots

" @McDonaldsOffical Never fails 😂😂😂 #hangovermeal #NoRegrets" and its a fish fillet with the most inhuman bite you've ever seen taken out of it

WOULD POST A SWEATY GYM MAT AND TAG THE GYM AND IT'D HAVE A DUMB CAPTION LIKE "Workout Wednesdays! 🏋🏼‍♂️💪#Wednesday #Gym #Exercise #GymPic #Muscles" HE LACKS SELF AWARENESS DONT LAUGH

would 'ironically' comment "Hot! 🔥🔥🔥" on a mans gym pic and would slutshame a womans gym butt pic

"he hurts every woman hes ever met because his true soulmate is a man" - Sock-rates

he would unironically use hashtags in a sentence for fun, also urges Jer to be more active on Instagram

imagine the most white grown man, now add curly blonde hair, uhuh now give him a gay sweater, now make him homophobic & gay, yep .thats him officer

HAS gotten scammed on instagram, he threathened legal action and got his money back and deleted their account after a week tho

weekday streaks exist to him, no hes not a middle schooler hes actually 30

look at me in the eyes and tell me he wouldn't make fun of feminism in the comments section of those LibzDunked accounts

his Close Friends stories are just aftermaths after nights out, its either him drunk posting or filming himself talking to the camera about his hangover

its just Jer and a few other friends but it has the same intimacy of homosexuality

theres one video where hes drunk and actually tripped and fell so comically its been 7 months and Jer still makes fun of him for it (laughs along but actually hates it like viscerally)

he has 3 phones, both iphones and one is a samsung flip (he wanted the hype), a work phone, home phone, and his normal phone, why does he need so much? why is he not robbed yet? we will never know....

replies to those awareness posts about war in the middle east and goes like "damn.. thats unfortunate 💔 hearts goes out to them 🙏 @Chriswalker89"

most menacing instagram white man, cyberbullies as a past time and has 5 alts just focused on Harrassment+ Stalking people

he'd doxx which hospital your mother is staying in with no shame

"If you don't take that back I'm injecting your mothers spine with brain eating parasites" and he means that for real

would post corny atheist memes & misinformation

induces paranoia as a hobby "Yes ma'am i am a licensed doctor vaccines Do cause autism" as a treat

he fucks around too much one day his main gets suspended and he calls Instagram customer services

if you wouldn't think he'd try to hook up with an instagram influencer you are a liar

weekly self-help book recommendations that he doesn't read and actually just gets payed 7$ per link

im not saying he would make an alt to just hype up his own photos but he would.....do that.....

also gets blackmailed his own dick pic but whatever that was in the past

on a side note Jeremy does have a year old instagram account that only has 2 pictures (both just bar pics of him posing with a glass of wine like an idiot) and his entire Tagged section is just RICHARD TAGGING HIM IN ANYTHING

[russilton]

hehehehe 💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌 // @thatsmemate

You are not getting a pre draft of my wedding vows on tumblr dot com woman

Truth by told, I get too shy to talk about you, anywhere you can see it, because its feels a bit like being a fish out of water. It’s exposing, like being gutted and filleted, ribs laid bare for anyone to witness over and poke. It’s hardest to do it to your face because you are the only approval of whose I would crumble without. It’s like preforming for an audience of thousands all in one person, and all of those thousands of feelings are suffocating

I cant wrap them into neatly defined English words, they span continents and shift like planets, and any attempt to do so feels like wearing a collar thats choking you. So i hide under the couch instead, and it’s another unencompassable show of who you are that you just sit by the couch and pat my awkward British leg rather than make me. I want to some day, but I think it may kill me in the process. Worth it.

[spamtonromantic]

if you use the alt text to just go "MY BOY 🩷 I LOVE MY BOY!!" on a drawing thats otherwise undescribed im going to fillet you like a fish

[thyperishable]

Enough romanticizing the rot and the flesh and the carnage and the pain and the brutal warping of the body and self until u are nothing. I’m not telling u to be normal I’m telling u creating a world where everything is a brutal version of something is a world where you are always going to be victim to the wounds you pick and tear at just to feel something. Get up. No one is coming for you. You leave yourself a carcass and then the crows will come and they’ll leave too. the worms will come and they’ll leave too. the bacteria and fungus will come and they’ll leave too. You’ll be alone with yourself regardless. show your guts all you want the rest of the fish on the cutting board is still discarded after it’s shown it’s stomach willing to the fillet knife. you have nothing to give. It’s okay. There is nothing anyone could want from you that’s not imagined or delusional. This isn’t love. It’ll never be love. air out ur wounds forever and then go roll in the mud. Wonder why they keep going septic. you did it because it makes you feel stronger and feeling stronger makes u think ur loved. u never learned how to heal and u never had too because you could just keep going . what does someone whose never licked their own wounds know about brutality and pain. pseudo-soft creature. weak creature. of course the world is pain to u. where’s your rind. It’s all scar tissue. hard and impenetrable but still tissue. Just a calcified soft thing. u spent a secret lifetime being this stiffening petrified mass. for what? for someone to pick u up? ur too weak to be held. thats why ur mean about it. it’s one of your biggest insecurities. the likes of you slips through fingers and shrivels in the warm palm. uninviting in your rigor mortis. u can wait for the predator but even they like a living squirming thing. you could never relate to the intimacy of the flesh because you thought you were all bone and sinew already. nothing to pick at. your tragedy is that you are wounded but not fragile. fragile things are coveted and protected and nurtured because humans by nature are a bunch of bleeding hearted bastards. u are weak but u are not fragile and it’s such a damn shame. u want to be held but that takes strength. wait for it all u want. for someone to be starved enough to resort to swallowing you and your prone humus of starchy dried out viscera and bone. lazy enough to digest. Get up. be done with this now. the rot has stages and it’s time for the fertile soil to rend. Get up. cherish the sprout not the animal that died on the soil to get it there. Get up. nobody is going to wait for you to grow. u don’t deserve to be held like this. nothing does. we all learned how to do this by ourselves and now it’s your turn. Get up. u have everything you need. Get up. ur dried blood isn’t pretty. u aren’t pretty. there is not a singular beautiful about this. you should want to be beautiful but most days you just want to be dead and loved at the same time. you are not pretty when you’re dead and that’s why you’re obsessed with being alive.

[gondwana]

Do u gut and debone the fish bc thats j talent. I love watching that crazy youtube guy Masaru who is so hot i wanna die just fillet and disect and cut up shit like napoleon fish bc wtf

no it already comes gutted and stuff :((( . also wtf I will be checking these videos out. it's so counter intuitive to my luv 4 vegan food and my respect for animals but butchering type stuff literally is so satisfying and enjoyable I love it I love it I got to break down a bunch of ducks last month and it was fuckimg awesome. ripping da bones out and shit

[ratsoh-writes]

Awwww thats adorable 🥺 i might try to fillet a fish and cook it if fisher catches one while on our date?

Ooooo

[lazorsandparadox]

I bought a large fillet of salmon because it was on sale and i can make a weeks worth of food with is and when i went to chop it up, the knife would not go through the skin.

"Thats weird" i thought "whats stopping the blade?"

So i flipped it over to find a completely unscaled salmon. I had to scale the whole thing myself with a steak knife and now my kitchen is covered in galena flakes, but if galena became a stink bomb when left alone for too long.

But the good news is! I now know how to scale a fish :v

[w3llf4ll]

My favorite go-to’s. I just toss stuff and it tastes good, so these don’t have exact recipes, just pour with your heart?

FISH AND RICE

Frozen Fillets (Tilapia or Cod taste the best for cheap, and tend to absorb flavor rather than have their own. In my opinion.)

Rice (I use white, you can use any. The fish is extremely flavorful, so rice is used to help fill the stomach and balance the flavor of what you’re eating.)

Soy sauce, Butter, Ginger (opt.)

Start cooking the rice. Usually rice has instructions, but I like mine softer so i use more water and cook slightly longer. You don’t have to. I don’t measure but you probably should unless you’re used to cooking specific proportions- though leftover rice is nice, too. Let that cook while you get the fish ready, but rice is usually fine left alone. Don’t forget to rinse first!

Take your frozen fish. No thawing needed! The ice in the fish helps not dry it out when cooking. Rinse if needed, but usually it’ll be just fine if its a packaged fillet. Slap some butter on the pan and turn the stove to medium. No need to wait for the pan to heat. Place the fillet on the butter. Pour soy sauce on top. Add butter and soy sauce as the fish cooks. Dont let it stick to the pan! Keep moving the fish around as the “sauce” cooks off, and keep adding more. Flip the fish every so often, there isnt any specific time you should, just make sure both sides are being cooked. When its done, the flesh will flake off with a fork easily. The “sauce” will start thickening as you cook longer, and thats a good thing. Add ginger when its not quite done but starts getting like this. Keep cooking till the fish is done, and there is little “sauce” in the pan, and looks vaguely caramelized. Overall, tilapia will cook very quickly, as fillets are fairly thin.

Lay your rice into a bed. A plate or bowl work just fine. Plop your fish on top. You shouldny habe much sauce left, but if you do, feel free to scoop it onto the top of the fish- just dont put too much! The flavor is super strong/salty at this point.

Enjoy!

BURGERS

Frozen Burger Patties

Buns

Extras (Whatever you like on your burger. My go-to is lettuce mustard, and tomato. If you feel like babysitting a stove one day, caramelize a big batch of onions. They freeze great and taste amazing on burgers. All this is optional.)

Worcestershire sauce, Salt, Onion powder, Garlic powder, Lemon pepper (opt.), Ginger (opt.)

Burgers are fairly easy. Stick em im a pan, pour worcestershire over the patties and into the pan, and sprinkle with the spices. The flavors are important, and you’ll never go back to your old fast food place after learning how to make a good tasting burger. Leave it sizzling on that side for a bit, but dont forget to move em around so they dont stick to the pan.

Flip them after a bit. Pour worcestershire on that side and into the pan, add seasonings to that side too. Let cook for a bit, then keep flipping. After that first flip, you dont need to add more seasonings. Cook to your desired rarity, or till your bored of flipping.

While you cook and flip the burgers, get your vegetables and extras ready! Slice tomatoes, wash lettuce, set the mustard out. Whatever extras you have, get them ready.

Lettuce always goes on the bottom! These burgers get greasy, and it saves the bottom bun from getting soaked. Cheese goes on the burgers before you take them out of the pan, but not while cooking them. Let it get melty! Prep anything else. Then stack.

Enjoy!

Don’t forget the classics:

Hot dogs

Eggs

Corned Beef Hash

Spaghetti

Alfredo

Frozen meat pies

Frozen meals from the grocery section in general?

Cheesy Mac

Fruit yogurt bowl

And the less classic classics (Just a little more effort):

Beef n Broccoli (Rice, Beef, Broccoli, Teriyaki Sauce)

Ramen (Instant ramen, meat of choice, egg, seaweed, etc.)

Rice Miso (Exactly what it sounds like. Rice in a miso broth.)

Stir fry (Vegetables, soy sauce, ginger, garlic+onion powder, Rice, etc.)

Gravy Fries (Preferably beer batter fries, brown gravy, cheese curds or small wet mozzarella chunks)

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

[lwieserce]

I ran out of struggle meals... it's an emergency i have one last can of fishies but it's not fillets in oil but whole fishes that have spines i need to pull out. Ughhh thats so annoying even if they're delicious. And besides that i kind of have nothingggg i can eat without ANY preparation. No heating up no chopping no nothing... i should stock up on canned fish tomorrow.... and idk if there are any vegetables that i enjoy just eating raw...

[choicepiece]

i like the fish fillet burger, thats my favourite

‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)

[moon3unny]

Alright

20.12.2023

(technically writing this on 21.12.2023 but its 2 am)

This mornings weigh in is 55,25kg which is the lowest Ive been in years so Ive officialy regained my control back after those 3 days of high calorie "eat whatever I can grab" spree.

what I eat is legit the only thing I can control right now so its really important to me.

in 3 days is christmas where I will have to sit down with everyone else and eat and they will be able to see how much I eat as well. so thats gonna suck so I plan to only live off of cucumber and salad till then. 3 days.

heres a list of things they want me to cook on christmas (this year my stepmom is away from home so I have to do it)

-lasagna, weiner sausages, potato salad, fish fingers, rice with steamed veggies and sauce, schnitzel, fish fillet, cookies and another type of dessert, dino chicken nuggets

what in the fuck. we are 4 people whos gonna eat all of that. not me!! :DDD (send help)

Im going to try to evade lunch aka cook them lunch and dirty my plate and tell them to grab their lunch and go back to their rooms to watch something on their computers bc I need to prepare the rest for dinner (that doesnt sound suspicious now does it bc its technically true) bc theres no fucking way in hell that I am going to eat lunch and dinner when dinner is already gonna be fucking huge. (Im used to only eating one meal a day)

[bluespiritfire]

There is nothing more bewildering than being an Aussie, listening to a synthwave album on yt and suddenly being interrupted by the Slap Chop "You're Gonna Love My Nuts" Guy. I let the ad run for a minute to be sure I wasn't hallucinating and I'm still shook

[sicksucculentz]

Benthomarr sparing with the team for the first time.

Nya: “ok so there are a few ground rules”

Benthomarr: “go ahead im listening”

Nya: “Try not to punch Zane in the chest. One thats where his power source is and two his ribs are re-enforced so you WILL break something, go for the tummy he wont feel it. No head or face shots with ANYONE including Zane, and DON’T run away Lloyd will maul you”

Benthomarr: “……”

Cole lifts a huge rock about the size of a car over his head and hucks it right at Wu who dodges it with no effort while Jay is trying to pull Lloyd off of Kai.

Benthomarr: “…..im gonna be fish fillets….”

[mysticmeadowscamp]

remus: *filleting fish, carrots cut with the jullienne style, Oo Mr Fancy Pants*

vee: *the only knives they ever use being a butcher or butter knife* haha chop chop

(tag as knife mention? idk if necessary but just in case [:)

ok but imagine Vee managing to cut a whole ass steak w a butter knife thats so funny to think abt

an absolute legend