#THAT WOULD KILL ME

[itsjusteds]

So I'm listening to the Starkid Homecoming album and I just wanted to say God bless AJ Holmes for writing the Twisted and MAMD soundtracks to need a full band.

Those musicals need full bands, so Starkid had to get the 13 piece orchestra, and since the orchestra is there they might as well play on all the songs right?? Yes. Thank god.

I could talk about this all day but THE USE OF THE FULL BAND ON SONGS THAT DIDNT HAVE IT BEFORE IS SO AUGHHHH. Full band Status Quo almost killed me. Like genuinely I started melting into my chair when I heard it the first time.

Not just full band Status Quo, but ALL THE HORNS IN THE TGWDLM MEDLEY AUGHHHH The horns on Join Us just HIT DIFFERENT

THE USE OF HORNS IN KICK IT UP A NOTCH OMLLL

THE FULL BAND FOR IM JUST A SIDEKICK AND GILDEROY AND DIFFERENT AS CAN BE

With Different as Can Be, specifically the trumpet line at the end it just hits so hard. I love it with my whole being.

I love you AJ Holmes for triggering this

[wheelwheelwheel]

If Siuan is in Cairhien and Moiraine is in Cairhien then maybe they’ll see each other and Moiraine will have to tell her about being Stilled and—

[goldenstarprincesses]

Oh fuck

I did not just see someone theorize that Oscar is going to be the first Brooklyn bridge death

[ughgoaway]

working on the nsfw alphabet for dilf matty today and hoping to get it out tonight/tomorrow?? but I'm also trying to get a few blurbs done, so who knows if I'll actually get anything finished lmao <3

[raiiny-bay]

today's drawing adventures included... coloring

[lxndonorris]

Damn

[slashingdisneypasta]

But- but- but-

Imagine interviewing Freddy Krueger AND Elmo at the same time XDD

[gryphonmcelroy]

Hey guys, hear me out-

Aesthetic ancient Greece mood board, but instead of pictures of statues, it has highly edited gay wrestling porn screenshots in their place.

[lonelyplanetfag]

fuck bobby durango and his stupid touristy shark tooth necklace!!!!!!!! i hate him badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[lifeofafangirl1]

Saw someone I recognised. Pretty sure they were famous. Racked my brains for where they could’ve been from. Looked up the members of a band I know. He matched none of them but literally looked like he could’ve been part of the band anyway. I’m now pissed off with myself for not knowing who he was and have a feeling I had a missed opportunity.

[fantastic-nonsense]

[somewildbabe]

this has no right

no right at all

TO HIT THIS HARD.