#THANK YOU FOR LOVIBG THIS

[traumatizedartist]

YOU HAVE BEEN SET FREE MY CHILD

Also

I am honored

ALSO also

I can't draw hugs for the life of me 😭😭

@electronix-arts chat what we think? Feel free to add to it if you have more ideas

[kuinaoflight]

I don’t talk enough to you ooc! You are this cutie that everytime I get a message from you it brightens my day! You are this cutie that I can’t stop lovibg on thank you for being amazing

OOC: Hi cutie! We don’t talk enough ooc and we should change that! My discord is always open✨

You are one of the kindest and most supportive muns on this platform. Thank you for bringing so much love and excitement to this community. You brighten days every day.

-Mun💕

[goldduststevie]

Lovibg the fashion posts! You've probably covered this, but could you share more about her boots? I've always wanted a pair and never found a perfect match. Thanks!!

It's hard to find a perfect match, because Stevie's platform boots were/are pefect, often imitated but never duplicated it seems. Imitations often seem clunky instead of elegant.

Stevie quote about her boots:

"These are my boots that my little Jewish cobbler who's seventy years old makes. A five-foot one-inch-tall person needs six inches. Onstage especially. I get far on these boots. They are very out of style and I don't care. I love them. They are beautiful suede and they are soft. I tried to get this boot a long time ago, and it was going out then. We searched London, and I found one pair that was like a size five, and I wear a five and a half or six, but I bought them anyway. I stuffed my little feet into them."- in 1982.

The "little Jewish cobbler" that Stevie is referring to is Mardiros Vartanian of Maia Custom Shoe Salon, he is credited on several of her albums in the 1980's.

Later she had her boots custom made by Pasquale Di Fabrizio, who worked with a lot of celebrities.

"I have about 25 pairs. I have them in rose pink and gray blue and mauve. I have three or four pairs I wear every night." - in 1994.

She still must have many storage lockers filled with boots because they very rarely show up at auctions etc.

Stevie's boots from the Tango In The Night Tour (1987).

I'll probably make a photoset with pics of her many boots, when I have the time.

[pinkpiggy93]

I love how you draw ! The little hair curls, the shape of flames, shadows on clothes,... Everything !

The little details are like icing on a cake. They are just as important. And thank you fir lovibg them :3 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[eybefioro]

JAY. I HAVE TO THANK YOU SO MUCH. I TOOK THIS QUIZ AND I'M LOVIBG THE PODCAST SO MUCH.

MINE WAS MIDNIGHT BURGER. IT HAS EVERYTHING THAT I LIKE. DOUGLAS ADAMS VIBES. ABSURDISM. MONSTER OF THE WEEK BUT WITH A RUNNING PLOT THAT GETS UNVEILED SLOWLY. I WOULD NEVER HAVE FOUND THIS PODCAST OTHERWISE.

OH MY FUCKING GODS

A week ago I found this incredible quiz, I took it and decided to save the result...

AND HOW GRATEFUL I AM TO HAVE DONE IT

The penumbra podcast is amazing

First five episodes? Oh my gods, i love that man

Episode six? I'M WITHOUT WORDS. THAT EPISODE IS EVERYTHING I WANTED

Like the quiz told me, if you like science fiction, fantasy and things that are queer, listen to the penumbra podcast. Or do the quiz and idk, maybe you found something amazing like i did

[ask-fantasy-sanders-sides]

Can I please be added to the tag list? I am lovibg this au!

of course! and thank you <3

[leigh-kelly]

Lovibg all you do. Love from Perú

Thank you! Love from Rhode Island

[kutterich-blog]

Dear First Love

dear first love,

i do not know how it happened. I couldn't even tell you when it happened. All i know is that I was completely in love with you but suddenly, it was over and my love started dissipating for you. Please understand, it didn’t just leave. I went through hell and back, not knowing how to deal with the love that you left behind. I thought it was something I’d never be able to get over. I was so overwhelmingly in love with you that I just couldn’t believe that we had no future together anymore and that was hard to swallow because there was a time where I once saw you as my entire future. My mind went astray with the thought of you during cold nights, wishing we were sharing body heat for one last time. It felt as though I‘d never be able to erase your name from my memory. But something happened. Like I said, I don‘t know when or how, or possibly even why, I just know that it stopped hurting. Your name didn‘t feel like a sharp knife embedded into my heart, it faded away like a dull blur that i had trouble remembering. I could drink dark coffee without thinking how your lips tainted that very same mug once before. I was able to pass by he places that hold memories of past us laughing away into the night, with mexican food in our mouth and love in our eyes, with a smile. There was no longer any sadness that used to drain my entire body with heaviness when my thoughts ran through these memories like wildfire. Just an acknowledgement that we were in each other‘s lifes at one point of time in this universe. I‘m not longer sad about us anymore. Truth is, if we were meant to be, we would have been. It‘s just a shame that we were lessons rather that the real thing because had we learnt our lessons before meeting each other, we could have been the real thing, you know? The big love that everyone talks about. All of the movies, songs and poems about love; we would have been the epitome of love itself. I truly believe that. But I am happy that we happened. Because I now know how it truly feels to love someone and to have it taken away from you. It‘s given me the biggest lesson of my life. I now know when to admit when I‘m wrong, how to support someone when they need you to, how to not hold back in love just because you‘re scared of the outcome and most importantly, how to love someone without wanting anything in return.Just for the complete sake of lovibg them. God, I‘m scared. I‘ve met someone new and I‘m terrified of messing it up. But this time arround, I‘m not holding back. I have a heart full of love and this time, I‘m going to do this right. So thank you for being a part of my life. Thank you for the lessons and thank you for teaching me how to love somebody properly. Goodbye, first love. Hello, my last love (hopefully).

[thecatfreaks]

Magnus laughed and closed the door before going over to the driver's side and getting inside as well, putting on the seatbelt before starting the engine. "I bet you've never even done anything embarrassing, come on. You're the walking definition of perfection." He drove out of the parking lot, and onto the road back towards their home. "You're gorgeous and smart and gentle and confident and strong and brave. I always want your attention, and your touches whenever possible."

"Magnus, my tiger, we all have had embarrasing moments. Especially when we were kids." He chuckled softly before looking at his boyfriend, lifting his hand just for a second to kiss it "thank you though. I always tried my best but honestly with you i feel free... and i feel like you wouldn't judge me if i was being embarrassing. In fact i have a feeling you would just shake your head and smile at me." There was a lovibg smile resting on his face and soon he whispered "That's my goal. To always be with you so that i can give you kisses in any way, shape or form." There was a moment of silence as he was thinking but it wasn't uncomfortable. Instead it seemed relaxed and he just smiled as he thought about how they were going to be bonded together and always be with eachother "you will get so tired of me..." he laughed softly before shaking his head, making sure to touch magnus in any way he could.

[chaletfms]

★☆ ― thank you for checking into langdon lodge, NAME, SCOUT & HELENA. you have twelve hours to report to reception & unpack your things ! we can’t wait to see you carving up the slopes. ( AUDREYANA MICHELLE, CHARLOTTE DALESSIO & KENNEDY WALSH are now taken ) *charlie please send us a job and a new name

★☆―❝ 〝audreyana michelle. she/her. female. 〞dear [CHARLIE LEE], upon reading your application we are pleased to inform you that you have been invited to work with langdon lodge as a [JOB]. for only being [21], we believe that you do in fact resemble [KRISTI YAMAGUCHI]. your piece about being from [LAS VEGAS, U.S] was very compelling and we’ll make sure to give [DANCING WITH YOUR GHOST] a listen. honesty is the best policy so we appreciate you disclosing the fact that you are [NAIVE] but we think that balances out with the way that you are [UNCONDITIONALLY LOVIBG] let’s just hope that nobody finds out about REDACTED. see you soon ―【ken,gmt, 21】

★☆―❝ 〝charlotte d'alessio. she/her. female. 〞dear SCOUT WALKER, upon reading your application we are pleased to inform you that you have been invited to work with langdon lodge as a BARTENDER. for only being TWENTY TWO, we believe that you do in fact resemble MIA WALLACE. your piece about being from DALLAS, TEXAS was very compelling and we’ll make sure to give STRANGER IN THE ALPS a listen. honesty is the best policy so we appreciate you disclosing the fact that you are CONFRONTATIONAL but we think that balances out with the way that you are MAGNETIC let’s just hope that nobody finds out about REDACTED. see you soon ―【p, est, 21】

★☆―❝ “kennedy claire walsh. she/her. cis female. 〞dear HELENA PERETTI, upon reading your application we are pleased to inform you that your booking to be a GUEST at langdon lodge has been accepted. for only being TWENTY ONE, we believe that you do in fact resemble CHANEL OBERLIN. your piece about being from MIAMI was very compelling and we’ll make sure to give ELECTRA HEART a listen. honesty is the best policy so we appreciate you disclosing the fact that you are JUDGMENTAL but we think that balances out with the way that you are ENTREPRENEURIAL. let’s just hope that nobody finds out about REDACTED. see you soon ―【Téa, cst, 22】

[lighteyed]

eYEBROWS O M G

ShKDKKSLS EVERYONES LOVIBG TGE BROWS LMAO THANK YOU

[deadgwen]

IT IS A HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST GOAT

@fucshias  @jiilys  MY LOVE GOATY. MY MOST BEAUTIFUL GOAT. MY SUN. MY STARS. MY BEAUTIFUL HOOVED CREATURE OF GOD. I HAVE ARRIVED TO SAY SOME IMPORTANT THINGS BUT FIRSTLY I LOVE YOU I LOVE I LOVE YOU U R READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW DUE TO A VERY IMPORTANT REASON AND THIS IMPORTANT REASON IS THAT

*CHOKES BACK TEARS*

IT IS UR BIRTHDAY.

*SCREAMING*

OK OKI DOKI BEFORE I START: I AM NOT ACTUALLY HERE BUT DO NOT BE D I S E N H E AR T E N E D BC I JUST DONT HAVE WIFI BUT I PROMISE U SOMEWHERE OUT THERE I AM SULKING AND FIGHTING A WALL AND ALSO SETTING OFF FIREWORKS BC !!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS UR FUCKING DAY AND IM SORRY I COULD NOT WISH U BUT I LOVE U SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH I AM HERE W/ U IN SPIRIT

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT TURN THE FUCK UP HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U UR EXCELLENT AND I LOVE YOU AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK BINCH HOW ARE U SEVENTEEN TODAY U ASSHOLE (COPYRIGHT U KNOW WHO) WHO ALLOWED U TO BE LIKE THIS AND ALSO I LOVE YOU. AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE UVE DONE THIS. UR LITERALLY SEVENTEEN TODAY I AM NOT ALRIGHT AND I NEED U TO HOLD ME BECAUSE I AM GOING TO COME OVER AND FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING A DRAMATIC BITCH I WILL FAINT IN UR ARMS I AM 100% NOT ALRIGHT

like,,,, HONESTLY u are so. fucking. great. WHERE DO I EVEN START. 

FIRST AND FOREMOST I WANNA SAY I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS FOR UR BDAY I LOVE YOU GOATY I AM SO PUMPED THAT UR SO OLD ITS RIDICULOUS @ ME FUCK OFF ALRIGHT BUT. JUST. I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY U GOAT UR BEYOND INCREDIBLE

UR OFFICIALLY A DANCING QUEEN UR YOUNG AND SWEET. ONLY. *SMASHES OPEN MY WINDOW AT 12 MIDNIGHT* SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

SO OH MY GOD. I AM CURRENTLY YELLING BECAUSE??????????? LIKE???????????????? YOU'RE SEVENTEEN??????? HOW DID WE EVEN COME TO THIS POINT ITS INSANE LIKE HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SEVENTEEN WE'RE ALL JUST STILL TINY SMOLS WHERE ARE U GOING WHY ARE U GROWING OLDER STOP IT PLS ALRITE I DO NOT LIKE. MY PRECIOUS GOAT SUNSHINE WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL PAJAMA CONSULTANT A REAL SOLID BUSINESSWOMAN WHO DRIVES AND SHIT AND COULD PROBABLY RUN ME OVER AND IS 6'3 SO IF U WOULD SIT ON ME I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY DIE UR OFFICIALLY A DANCING QUEEN AND I AM CRYING

but in all seriousness I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU i am FOREVER AND EVER glad that i met u LIKE I FUCKIN HATE U GODMDAN FUCKIBG GOAT MAKING ME REBLOG THIGNS FUCK YUO FUCK O FF but like????? apart from that UR FUCKING BEYOND FABULOUS and i have decided to compile a list of reasons why u are unbelievably great and have earned ur title of being a dancing queen/brilliant goat/actual love of my life. bc u are excellent. AND IT MUST BE WRITTEN OUT HERE SOMEWHERE THAT I LOVE YOU. 

OK OK OK SO HERE WE GO BINCHES. PREPARE URSELF. THIS IS GONNA BE SUPER LENGTHY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU A LOT AND I AM GONNA DO A 'ON THE JELLICOE ROAD' WORTHY REVIEW OF U BUT LIKE A SHITTIER VERSION SO U BETTER FUNKIN BUCKLE UP BITCH

LEZGO:

IS OBVIOSULY FABULOUS

IS A REAL LIFE GIRAFFE 

WE ARE BLESSED TO HAVE ONE ROAM OUT OF CAPTIVITY LIKE............. WE ARE STRONGLY BLESSED

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH

CLAIMS TO HAVE 'barely any leg but a huge torso' and interpret this how u want bUT i just wanna say u r the most fucked up giraffe ever ok what the fuck WHO HURT YOU

apparently dis binch owns a bunny AND NEVER TOLD ME SHE DID

owns a problematic rabbit bc it pees everywhere

said problematic rabbit likes to pee everywhere so much its ridiculous it has no respect for the value of items of modern society and thus in my opinion should be sent to COURT

@ rabbit U NASTY OK PLS GET UR PRIORITIES SORTED???? THIS HAS BEEN A MOTHERFUCKING PSA THANK U (CAROLINE I AM TRUSTING YOU TO SHOW THIS ON UR PHONE TO THE GODDAMN BUNNY I NEED IT TO KNOW)

is 100% excellent at looking after drunk people ALRITE literally THIS WOMAN IS A SAINT who has saved REAL LIVES tbh where would that poor child from your old intermediate be if u hadn't SAVED HIS ENTIRE LIFE from all that tequila he would DEAD thats fuKCIN RIGHT U DESERVE ALL THE MEDALS A TRUE HERO AMONG NEW ZEALANDERS. A NATIONAL ICON. SO BRAVE I AM SO PROUD I LOVE YOU ALWAYS

AND ALSO PULLING DRUNK MAKING OUT PEOPLE OFF EACH OTHER I JUST WANT U TO KNOW THAT UR EFFORTS ARE SO VERY RECOGNIZED BECAUSE ONE TIME I DID THAT AND I GOT PUNCHED IN THE THROAT I THOUGHT I DIED BECAUSE I SAW JESUS BUT IT WASNT ACTUALLY JESUS IT WAS JUST A POSTER TAPED TO A FRIDGE I WAS SCAMMED

her own mum has called the police on her and was 100% ready for some quality fun family jailtime

ALSO ONE TIME GOATY ACCIDENTALLY FUCKED UP SOMEONES REAR MIRROR AND THE VICTIMS OF THE INCIDENT DID NOT GIVE HALF A FUCK HOWEVER, HER MOTHER GOATY REPORTED SEVERAL FUCKS TO THE POLICE AND FILED AN ACCIDENT REPORT AND THAT WAS THE DAY MY GOATY BECAME A DARK CRIMINAL

*OMINOUS MUSIC*

I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE DAY I WALK MY BUTT INTO COURT AGAINST UR MUM COVERED HEAD TO ASS IN $3 PLASTIC BRACELETS BACKED BY UR UNEXPECTEDLY KLEPTOMANIAC SISTER AND A BASKET OF STOLEN WOMANS DAYS AND ALONG WITH BLING BLING JIMMY WE WILL RESTORE THE RIGHTEOUSNESS AND LACK OF CONSCIENCE ON THIS LOVELY EARTH

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGHT ABOUT UR MUM LIKE ACTUALLY ALL UR FAMILY MEMBERS ARE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF WILD AND..... I AM AFRAID

OK OK IT MUST BE SAID CAROLINE HAS THE MOST AMAIZNG VOICE ????? EVER

like i love her voice sm SO FUCKING MUCH I TELL U i have never heard anything like it and i want caroline to like read me books for hours AND HOURS AND NARRATE MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE because i love how unusually deep and shadowy her voice sounds like deep flowing river water or smth like i LOVE IT SO MUCH it. Is.So. Strange BUT I LOVE IT IT IS THE COOLEST GODDAMN THING THROW A BUCKET AT ME I LOVE YOU

HAS A VIDEO OF HERSELF DOING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND I KNOW I HAVE PRAISED IT FOR TWO YEARS IN A ROW ALREADY LIKE @ ME PLZ CHILL BUT i will not i will NEVER it is solid entertainment a+++ QUALITY I AM LAUGHIGN IM LAUGHING I AM LAUGHING FOREVER those beautiful hops of pain across ur backyard ARE THE LAST THINGS I WANT TO SEE BEFORE GOD TAKES ME FROM THIS EARTH

WRONGFULLY FRAMED ME FOR HAVING SHIT DICK TENDENCIES AND THEN YELLED AT ME AND CALLED ME A GARAGE WHAT A BINCH I AM IN LOVE

loves yellow flowers AND ALL THE FLOWERS AND HEAVY ROSES AND IS A FULL OUT FLOWER HOE

IS DESPICABLE TEEN WOLF GARBAGE LIKE.... ive been scrolling through our fanmails AND MY HEART HUR T S G O A T Y hOld mE we were sO Y O U N  G and like no lie i shit u not 80% oF THE FUCKING MESSAGES ARE U YELLING 'STYDIA IS GONNA HAPPEN THIS SEASON' AND 'OH MY GOD DID U SEE THAT STYDIA SCENE' AND DECLARATIONS OF LOVE FOR LYDIA MARTIN AND THE OTHER 20% IS U ASKIN ME IF IVE SEEN THE NEW TEEN WOLF I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU I AM SORRY TEEN WOLF KEEPS DISAPPOINTING US BOTH BUT STDYIA IS. DEFINIETELY. GONNA. HAPPEN. THIS. SEASON. IT HAS TO OR I WILL FUKIN FITE ALRIGHT GIVE US STYDIA OR GIVE US DEATH I LOVE UR TEEN WOLF LOVIBG ASS

anyway caroline is an utterly excellent person

if u were an ncea paper i would grade u with excellence

*FINGER GUNS*

like ?????deals with my stupid yelling ALL THE TIME

whenever i had a problem and went to my goaty she was so very understanding and patient AND DID NOT CALL ME A DUMBASS WHEN I DESERVED TO BE DECKED

TOLD ME THE TRU DEFINTION OF THE PHRASE 'SHOT'

TWO YEARS OF UTTER CONFUSION. ERASED FROM MY LIFE. PERMANENTLY.

MY SKIN?? CLEARED . MY FUTURE BILLS ??? PAID MY HUSBAND MARRIED MY STATUE FOR CAROLINE FULLY ERECTED

ok but like i can never say this enough goaty IS SO NICE TO TALK TO PLETAHE TALK TO ME FORVER SHE IS FABULOUS??? it blows my mind constantly that someone this incredible and special walks along this earth NONE OF US DESERVE THE GOAT

also ???? WHAT IN THE FUCK HOW HAVE I NOT MENTIONED THIS YET CAROLINE IS THE BEST WRITER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SHE IS SO TALENTED EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF HER FICS I END UP THINKING ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS FOR 958495894 YEARS ALRIGHT THEY FUCK ME UP THEY WAY SHE HANDLES WORDS FUCKS ME UP HOW CAN YOUT TAKE FUCKING LETTERS AND THEN SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS LIKE THIS I AM NOT ALRIGHT I AM NOT ALRIGHT I AM NOT ALRIGHT I am Not Strong Enough For This

i am not even kidding ok THE WAY U HANDLE WORDS IS IN.FUCKING.CREDIBLE whenever u use them its like?? u turned them into something precious and all your writing have this feel to it like as if im holding a delicate bouqet of a thousand yellow flowers like im holding a butterfly in my hands like im holding a box of eggs and i am scared shitless to drop it bC MY DAD WILL PERSONALLY CRUCIFY ME

I AM AWFUL AT DESCRIPTIONS BUT I HOPE U SEE WHAT I MEAN. LIKE. IT IS SO *SCREAMS* MINBLOWING DECK ME WITH ALL UR WORDS EVER

I AM ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT NEVER OKAY WITH ANYTHING YOU WRITE IT HURTS SO GOOD AND I LOVE IT

ok ok this hoe right here has written THREE fics with a dedication for me at the beginning and like.............. ..... do u ever just cri

i have 'the glorious everywhere' printed out and FUCKING PINNED TO MY WALL WHERE I CAN SEE IT FROM ALL CORNERS OF MY ROOM ALWAYS back in my apartment in russia like it is legitimately the best thing. i love everything about this piece it should be adapted into a novel or a short film like PULL SOME FIFTY SHADES OF GREY SHIT W/ IT OK the imagery and REALNESS of this fic gets to me all the time and im crying im crying im crying I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT PLS @ CAROLINE WHY ARE U SO TALENT

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT FUCKIG I THINK ABOUT THIS FIC EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN I WAKE UP FUCKING LOOK ' You see her hair dripping down her head and spinning out over the seats in the back and lighting them on fire. You see her pale skin and electric veins as she puts her hand out the window and tries to catch the sky and stuff it up her sleeve. You hear her voice, “Just drive James, you’ll know where we’re going when we get there.”  

REALLY I AM NOT FUCKIGN Okay CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL IT NOW I AM UNWELL I AM SICK I AM DYING FUK ME RITE UP

i am fully convinced this is the greatest thing thats ever been written.like. How. the. FUCK. tbh i want this paragraph ENTIRELY TATTOOED ON MY ASS I AM ZCRYING @ CAROLINE YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRAIN AND I AM SO VERY GLAD THAT IT EXISTS

i will not go into depth abt yelling about ur fics bc tbh i think u Know but I JUST WANNA SAY 'oh darling i have coloured blood (that i stole from you)' is the most iconic piece of literature to this day ever the and i zcri all the time because you are a goddamn bloody genius and you shine in colours beyond my comprehension and i love you so so so incredibly much

MY LOVE IS SO FUCKING TALENTED I AM YELLING I AM YELLING I AM YELLING

DOESN'T EAT FRIED SPERM

writes the BEST emails in history

UR SO LOVELY U GIVE ME SO MANY BEAUTIFUL SPELLING ERRORS FOR ME TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENJOY I AM GIGGLING *GIGGLES* IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY WHEN U FUCK THINGS UP

tbh it is how fried chair came to life like it was actually in one of your first fanmails to me u said that two years ago and to this day it remains the Most Iconic Thing Ever

STRONG SUPPORTER OF WEETBIX

LOVES WEETBIX

FOUGHT TIGERS AND LIONS FOR HER FAMILY AND WAS SAVED BY WEETBIX AND WEETBIX ALONE 

ACTUALLY HAD A THING CALLED ‘WEETBIX DISCOURSE’ ON HER BLOG LIKE IT WAS ACTUALLY A THING THAT HAPPENED A REAL THING THAT OCCURED AND WAS PASSIONATELY ARGUED ABOUT AND I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

RIGHTFULLY SO BC WEETBIX >>>>> JONAH GRIGGS I AM SORRY IT IS THE RULES

FUCK THE H8RS

like ??? is hilarious af QUEEN OF HUMOUR AND MAKING ME SNORT MY GODDAMN CHOCLATE MILK LIKE CAN U NOT BE SO EXCEPTIONAL U HO HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION U LIL BITCH but YES a++ top notch QUALITY storytelling skills in both fic writing and tequila struggles I APPRECIATE IT TO DEATH

ok ok ok also the most beautiful person ever??? LIKE ???????????????? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ??????????????????????????????????????????????? WHO ALLOWED U

THE MOST PERFECT HAIR. ur hair is like waves of a golden ocean cascading from ur hEAD AND IT IS SO MAGICALLY FITTING B/C U R AN ETHEREAL BEING AND THE FACT THAT U HAVE AN ENTIRE WILD SEA RAGING ON UR HEAD JUST PROVES TO ME THAT U ARE A GOD AMONG MORTALS. UR HAIR IS SO PRETTY OK OK OKAY FUCK ME UP. STRAIGHT UP GORGEOUS. SO SOFT TOO AND SO SHINY AND IT FITS U SO WELL I AM FOREVER SCREAMING

THE MOST ANGEL FACE. GOATYS FACE LOOKS LIKE GOD OR WHOEVER THE FUCK WAS RESPONSIBLE CARVED IT OUT OF ROSE PETALS AND MARBLE LIKE. IT. IS. TRULY. THE MOST GORGEOUS THING ur face is softer than clouds tbh AND UR SMILE SAVES MY LIFE ITS BRIGHTER THAN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE CONDENSED AND SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE UR SELFIES I HAVE TO GO GET LASER EYE SURGERY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN B L I N D E D

U R SO UNCONSIDERATE TO MY FRAGILE HEALTH HOW DARE YOU

SO. GODDAMN GORGEOUS SLAY MY ENTIRE LIFE I BEG U ID PAY U TO SIT ON ME WITH UR HUGE BONES AND SLOWLY CRUSH ME INTO AN ENDLESS DEATH I HAVE $4 LEFT OVER FROM MY LIFE SAVINGS DO IT BAE

has the best taste in music omg WHAT A BLESSING WE LIKE THE SAME SONGS AND IT ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARES ME B/C IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON AND THIS DOES NOT HELP MY CONSTANT STATE OF EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

HAS THE BEST TASTE IN BOOKS and adores skam as much as i do AND LOVES CHRIS/EVA AS MUCH AS IDO AND WROTE A FIC FOR THEM AND THE SNIPPET FROM IT ????? MY SOUL. GONE.

so tol and will never stop accusing me of being smol but listen up aight. imma FUCK YOU UP. REAL GOOD. ONE DAY. WHEN I CAN AFFORD TO BUY A LADDER. UNTIL THEN SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BINCH BC I AM COMING TO GET U

and is also the smartiest smart to ever smart LOOK AT MY U GO WITH UR EXCELLENCE ENDORSEMENT when i buy that ladder I WILL CLIMB IT AND HOVER AROUND UR HEAD LOTS SO I CAN ABSORB UR POWERS AND ALSO BREATHE THE FRESH AIR UP THERE WHICH IS NOT AVAILABLE TO GROUNDED PEASANTS SUCH AS ME

AND IS THE BEST COOKIE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIKE IF THIS ISNT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE ANYONE THAT CAROLINE IS BEYOND EXCEPTIONAL FOR OUR GALAXY THEN THEY CAN FUCK OFF PLS OK

like honestly,,, MY LOVE I COULD GO ON FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND CENTURIES UNTIL MY TEETH FALL OUT AND I GROW SENILE WITH MY LOVE BUT THE POINT OF THIS HOT STEAMING LAME MESS IS THAT I LOVE YOU TO BLOODY PIECES UR SO F U C K I N G INCREDIBLE I AM SO GLAD I MET YOU AND THAT YOU TAlk TO ME AND WE EMAIL EACH OTHER AND I AM BLESSED THAT YOU EVEN THINK OF ME AND THAT FREID CHAIR LOVES ME AND THAT U R MY GOAT BC UR MY ONLY GOAT AND UR THE BEST ONE THERE IS NO SHADE @ ALL OTHER GOATS BUT LIKE. IM SORRY I CANNOT TELL A LIE

IT IS THE COLD HARD TRUTH. 

and like??? i did a /search/deadgwen ON @jiilys BC I WANTED TO LOOK AT ALL OUR OLD STUFFS FROM 2015 and I Regret it I Regret it So Much theres a selfie from like when i was 14 and an idiot still on Ur blog and I look like an actual tragedy I Want to Die  we have known each other for so long its RIDICULOUS UR STILL AS AMAZING AS U WERE BACK THEN AND I AM MORE OR LESS CURED OF MY CONDITION OF BEING AN EMBARASSING DIPSHIT AND ITS CRAZY HOW MUCH YOUNGER WE WERE THEN LIKE UM WTF BUT UR STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AND 9384930X TIMES MORE AND I STILL LOVE U BC UR PERFECT AS EVER AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS

NOW. I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU A PRESENT LIKE I REALLY DID BAE I TRIED SO MUCH SHIT ITS HORRIBLE BC LIKE ??? I WANTED TO MAKE YOU A PRESENTATION ON UR GOAT SUPERIORTY LIKE I DID LAST YEAR EXCEPT Like i am a fucking asshole™(COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS THE MAN TEH MYTH THE LEGEND) who cannot do shit FOR SHIT it turned out so Awful and i cANNOT GRAPHIC BABE I TRIED TO MAKE YOU THIS EDIT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS Bad AND FOUGHT MYSELF FOR SIX HOURS AND I CANNOT WRITE AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE GIFTS EVER BUT I AM TRULY AWFUL

*ZCRIES*

I KNOW IM  LAME AND MY ONLY TALENT IS YELLING FOR HOURS ON END I WISH I COULD HAVE MADE YOU SOMETHING REALLY COOL BC ITS UR SEVENTEETH AND 17 IS THE BEST NUMBER AND UR LOVELY AND I LOVE YOU SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME BAE FOR BEING AN ACTUAL GARAGE ASSHOLE (COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS THE EXPERIENCE) SHIT DICK 100% TERRIBLE DICKFLUTE OKAY I LOVE YOU AND I CAN NEVER IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD BE WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD YEAR LIKE FUCK SHIT UP BAE UR GONNA BE IN YEAR 13 ITS ALL GONNA BE SO AWFUL AND WE WILL ALL DIE aND WERE SO O L D JESUS CHRIST IF HEART ATTACKS DONT TAKE US OUT NCEA LEVEL 3 WILL BUT I HOPE THIS WILL BE A SUPER GOOD YEAR FOR U IN REGARDS OF EVERYTHING BECAUSE U DESERVE IT U DESERVE IT U DESERVE IT I HOPE THINGS WILL LEAD UP TO U GETTING THAT APARTMENT IN NEW YORK AND ALL THE HIGH HEELS THAT U WILL WEAR AND ALL THE YELLOW FLOWERS THAT U WILL BUY AND UR CAREER AS A LIFECHANGING LITERARY GENIUS OK OK I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE

ok ok ok but. 

ONE MORE THING.

LISTEN.

THE FUCKING

*CLECNHES JAW*

REBLOG FIASCO

*FLINGS MY ASS INTO THE SUN*

WHEN IT IS GOOD AND DAYLIGHT. U HAVE UNTIL THEN. LIKE I KNOW THIS IS UR BIRTHDAY WISH AND I LOVE YOU BUT FUCK OFF HWO COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU I FUCKING FUCK JUST FUCK YOU FUCKING DICK i will RIOT 

OKAY BABE ITS MIDNIGHT AND ILL BE UP IN ABOUT SIX HOURS AND LIKE. ANYTHING. ANYTHING ELSE FOR UR BIRTHDAY WISH OK BABE IM GONNA FUCKING DIE THIS IS IT THIS THE END I WILL GO DOWN SWEARING PROFUSELY WITH A HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND U WILL BE WATCHING AND LAUGHI G ANF @OFFICALTALL FUCK YU FUCKDUCKUD CUDCKUD DNUSJNDJF FUCK U @GOATY FUCK. UFCN WHERE IS UR HOOF WHY ARE U NOT FEELIN THE TEMPERATURE ITS EBOLA ITS GOATBOLA I WONT MAKE IT UNTIL DAWN I WONT SEE THE SUNLIGHT GOATY I CANT *FAKE CRYING SOUNDS* I WILL DIE. IT WILL HAPPEN. AND I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN THAT U ARE THE BITCH THAT KILLED ME. *MORE FAKE ZCRYING SOUNDS* I MUST SEND MESSAGES TO ALL MY DEAREST KIND FRIENDS WHO HAVE NEVER FUCKED ME LIKE THIS ALRIGHT *FAKE COUGHING* TELL THEM THAT I *MORE FAKE COUGHOGN* LOVE THEM *THROWS KETCHUP PACKET EVERYWHERE WHILE UR NOT LOOKING AND BUSY BEING WORRIED ABOUT MY HEALTH* AND I WILL REMEMBER THEM EVEN IN DEATH

ANYWAY HERE IS MY WILL:

WHAT U GET:

nothing

u get nothing

bINCH

zero. zip. nada

0 potato 4 u

U CAN HAVE THE SALT FROM MY KITCHEN SO U WILL BE PERPETUALLY REMINDED OF MY LAST EMOTIONS TOWARDS THIS LIFE

maybe like the one half a potato that was randomly in my drIVEWAY THAT ONE TIME 

M A Y B E

WHAT GOOD KIND LOVING FRIENDS, SUCH AS MILS AND FRIED CHAIR AND ELLIE AND OTHER ASSORTED PEOPLES WHICH I SHALL ADDRESS IN CLAUSE 4.20 OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF MY WILL, GET:

actually mils is a hoe and can choke but u r the evil here rn aND FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS ARGUMENT WE WILL PRETEND THAT I LIKE MILS

ANYWAY. REALLY GOOD THINGS I OWN

I HAVE SOME SOCKS I DONT WANT U GUYS CAN HAVE THEM

AND LIKE

MY DUVET

SEE GOATY THESE ARE THE KIND OF HEART TOUCHING POST DEATH GIFTS U MISS OUT ON WHEN U MURDER ME IN COLD BLOOD

ALSO NO TOUCHING MY MANGOES THAT I BOUGHT TWO DAYS AGO BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO EAT THEM AND IF ANYONE EVEN BREATHES IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION I WILL BEAT THEM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A TELEPHONE THIS IS A T H R E A T

I HOPE UR TAKING NOTES AND I HOPE U FEEL GOOD ABOUT BEING A 6′3 KILLER BECAUSE UR AN ASSHOLE ™LIKE UR ASSHOLIER™ THAN THE REAL ASSHOLE THAT IS JONAH GRIGGS™ THE LABEL™ (COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS™ THE ANT MURDERING HOT PIECE OF ASS™) BUT I WILL DIE FOR U MY GOAT *strokes ur pretty face* BC IT IS UR BIRTHDAY WISH FOR ME TO SUFFER AND I LOVE YOU AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR U THEREFORE . DESPITE THIS SICKNESS *FLAILS* I. WILL. BE. BRAVE. I WILL REBLOG THOSE TWENTY POSTS I WILL FLATLINE BY THE THIRD POST AND MY BLOOD WILL BE ON UR HANDS *CAREFULLY ARRANGES MY STUNT GOAT IN POSITION* AND I WILL BE YELLING CURSES AT YOU IN THE TAGS BUT I WILL DIE IN THE NAME OF HONOUR I WILL GO DOWN AS A GOAT NEVER HAS BEFORE 

BUT LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU AND I I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC I AM SO HAPPY U EXIST. HAVE THE BOMBEST ASS 17TH BIRTHDAY BABE I HOPE UR PARTY IS LIT AND HAVE FUN GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING ALL THE BANTS AND LAFFS AND ALSO I WILL SEND U THE AWAITED EMAIL IN A FEW HOURS WHEN MY INTERENT IS BACK ON  BECAUSE IT IS A CONTINUATION OF THIS BULLSHIT WITH SOME STRUCTURED DISCUSSION AKA WHAT THE FUCK DO U HAVE AGAINST SMIRNOFF ICE how is it not HARDCORE enough for u IT IS LITERALLY FLAVOURED VODKA DOES IT NOT KNOCK OUT UR 6′3 ASS OR WHAT EXCUSE ME 

ANYWAY IN CONCLUSION.

HAPPY. SEVENTEENTH. BIRTHDAY. MY. CHUM.

*BLOWS U A KISS*

*PUTS ON TWO FÜR COATS TO REMAIN UNDETECTED* 

*STEALS ALL UR WEETBIX AND RUNS AWAY TO ALASKA NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN*

*still replies ur emails tho cuz i love u bitch y u do dis to me*

[sebuntease]

Yep. Just american born. I'm looking forward to future works cause you guys write amazing stuff weirdly im straight but enjoy reading stuff like this i dont really know why.

Ohh that's really cool haha. AND IT'S FINE EVERYONE HAVE THEIR OWN STUFFS TO LIKE AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING US SUPPORT ABD LOVIBG OUT STUFFS AS ALWAYS 💞💞

[abibaea]

HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY TO US BABY!! Tbh, di ko inexpect na mag tatagal ka sa akin 😭💘 kasi you've seen my all, my flaws, my bad and good side, the real me and all lahat nakita mo na sakin and yet you're still there for me, still loving me, caring for me and making me proud ❤ Thank you so much for being in my life 😭😭 ilang beses na ako nag tthank you but idc because feel ko di pa nga sapat kahit ilang beses ako mag thank you e compared to your love for me. Since the time na nag kausap tayo you are the only person I've been constantly talking to hanggang naging close tayo, you have been the only person i can talk with my problems and you turned into a very lovibg and caring boyfriend and probably my bestfriend too, tbh i would be a super lonely person without you kasi wala naman mga friends kko nobody remembers me everyday, only you. Baby i am so proud of you, of how much you have grown into a very mature man any girl would be very lucky to have you and i am the luckiest and the most blessed because i have you and you chose me kahit na andaming iba. I love you soooo much hehehe you are the cutest when you get jealous eheh and the most hot when u get naughty and the most loyal and faithful boyfriend ever. I love you so much!!! To more years with you babe ❤😋💘

[fanofbabyprincess]

Check the thread for the link of the new webdrama (I HAVE A SECRET) MET YOU AGAIN.

Victon’s maknae, Jung Subin has effectively transformed to his role Jo Ahsung, the loyal, kind hearted and fun loving high schooler. He is the first Love of the narrator, Jisoo, who is the bestfriend of his girlfriend, Dasom.

I am really proud of Subin and in my unbiased opinion, he is really good in acting too aside from singing rapping and dancing! He make use of his eyes and his voice, and he got natural gestures that is not exaggerated in acting. I really Love the feel he adds to the webdrama. It makes me excited and build theories too. His character is the core of the story being likened by best friends. I am curious on Ahsung’s secret, and I also would like to give a standing ovation for him being a really kind boyfriend who always want to make his girlfriend happy no matter How annoying she is.

Honestly, i never expected that this teen drama can attract me to their story. Its very realistic, relatable and yes, with a bundle of fiction but very relatable. In one area, I somehow became episode 3 Dasom, who will just ask “do you have something to tell me (or confess)”. And yes, Ahsung is like all men who will never understand a girl or his understanding of a girl is limited to certain level of his knowledge. Tho i like Ahsung’s reaction (kudos to Subin best boyfriend ever), his facial reaction tho theyre having an argument and saying that if she is mad she can tell him anything and that when Jisoo asked what happened he sighed and said that he really want to know whats happening or why is she mad again. Imean, Ahsung is really sincere but you can sense he doesnt know How to handle her when she is mad, maybe because Dasom goes extreme and theyre in a relationship in their first year in highschool so we cnat expect them to know what theyre doing. Also, Ahsung is very friendly too thats why in episode 1 theyre already fighting. He doesnt know what he did wrong but Dasom expected him to just say sorry. I wonder if Ahsung’s secret is about family because he doesnt seem to have a secret around the School or classmates. Maybe thats why he treasures friends, makes time with friends, have fun and laugh with them, and most of all is doing his best to make his girlfriend happy. Ahsung is really that Guy any parent would Love to have as a son in law... i just hope Dasom will be a little bit more reasonable to him. Oh! And BTW, Jisoo in ep1 noted that she first liked Ahsung so I wonder How Ahsung and Dasom ended IP together.

In episode 1, the narrator Jisoo is shown to be sharing her secret to another girl. She likes a Guy but this Guy is the boyfriend of her bestfriend. She is telling this to someone outside School. In School, Jisoo stops the Love quarrel of Dasom and Ahsung. Dasom sort of attacked Ahsung. In the teokbokki place, Dasom noted that Jisoo always side on Ahsung but Dasom got distracted by the food an D they moved on. Ahsung called Jisoo and they talked about How he will be forgiven. He tried but Dasom is not having it that day with pass the paper sorry thing and Jisoo got scolded in Class for it too. Later, Jisoo was in the bus and Ahsung rode the same. Apparently they live in the same neighborhood. Ahsung sat beside Jisoo and they talked about Dasom. I really like How Subin Channelled his Ahsung character with his voice telling us he cant understand her but he wants to do everything for her. Then he got sleep and his head rested on Jisoo’s shoulder. The next day Dasom and Ahsung went to School together and been acting cute together because they reconciled already. The surprise is at this point... Pls watch it. And the after credits too, when Ahsung rested his head was shown at the very last part...

Ep2 is the secret? Or thing that always Go between best friends. Pls check the twitter thread to check the link for the episode it has English subtitle. In this episode, the friends hang out and Jisoo was kind of awkward those times. Dasom expressed that she somehow felt jealous because Jisoo and Ahsung lives in the same neighborhood so they can ride the bus together unlike her. Dasom then develops a friendship with the girl who lives in her same neighborhood. Towards the end, the Dasom and Ahsung couple (DaSung?) were on a hearted argument in the hallway when Jisoo arrived. The people aRound them noted that their quarrel this time seems serious and they might actually break up (looks like schoolmates are used to them fighting all the time). Its the time when Dasom asked Ahsung if he has something to tell her, and Ahsung said he has none and if she is upset she should just tell him. Then Jisoo cut them off asking why/what, then Ahsung said he actually wants to know/understand. Dasom looked at Jisoo with like a knife eyes (which every jealous GF is) and stormed off the hallway. Jisoo followed her at the gym and talked to her. Dasom then asked her, the biggest question...

There is no English subtitle for Ep3 yet but you can watch the raw video in youtube. I can sense a big dispatch-like (paparazzi/secret spiller) person aRound their School and Jisoo will be the biggest victim...

My Reaction: I LOVE IT. Its really realistic. It happens in real life and for a person who experienced this like a Dasom or a Jisoo and also wanting to have Ahsung, this webdrama is really intelligently made. I already made tbeories since episode one Nd the little actions and interactions and even lines of all characters —big or small riles in your eyes, are important. Its like the mystery files but with Young Love and virtues. Its like who is Seoyeon High school’s dispatch or gossip girl or that B*tch in pretty little liar or the one spelling Teas to disrupt the status quo?! Its like Chuck and Blair, Rosie and Alex, Hermione and Ron, Veronica and Archie, Betty and Jughead of Riverdale, or even Usagi and Mamoru (Sailormoon) and many more comparison but not the same nor even the slightest similarity. My Heart is so happy watching the Show progress because its different, its like falling in Love again and drinking the fountain of Youth every episode. And most of all, it makes you think and not just expect and digest what is given. There is an ample of weight that makes us think and notice certain things that might probably come up on later episodes. ITS TRULY HONESTLY EXCITING. IF I WERE IN HIGHSCCHOOL AHSUNG IS LIKE SOMEONE I WOULD WANT TO ARGUE WITH OR PLAY WITH ... he is the imperfectly perfect highschool boyfriend anyone could ask for and would never imagine. You have someone to argue who loves you entirely but also he never poses his voice in the relationship and who he is. A loyal and lovibg Young man. I hope every Guy can be like him. Thank you playlist! Lets hit this webdrama!