#TATTOOED GOLDEN RETRIEVER?????

[lazylittledragon]

update i looked at more of the lyrics in case i was being too harsh and i revoke my neutrality because wtf is this

can i get permission to say something that could potentially get me killed here and would DEFINITELY get me killed on twitter. am i safe with you here

[artbysarf]

The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

[wannaeatramyeon]

Jake Kim x Reader: Open Door Policy

G/N.

Jake's office-

Well. 'Office' sounds much better than it looks. A cleared backroom in a leaky warehouse off the main Big Deal street, surrounded by boxes and metal racks and filing cabinets. In the centre sits a surprisingly nice desk and chair that Brad and Lineman showed up with one day and no questions were asked.

Meetings and meals are shared in this overcrowded space. That somehow fits Jake Kim and his loyal followers and all of their headaches.

Anyway, Jake's office has an open door policy.

As befitting, really, of the beloved leader of Big Deal. Where members can bring their problems no matter how small or insignificant. Ranging from potentially not hitting the amount of money needed for Gun and Goo to-

"Boss, someone ran over my bike." Jerry holds up his undersized misshapen bike in one hand, a contrite casual Sinu trailing behind.

His favourite interruptions though, usually bring him a different sort of headache. The kind where he knows he has a deadline to hit, numbers and problems to crunch through, but the temptation of procrastination is too much.

He recognises your knocks. The rapping of the knuckles that somehow betrays your excitement at seeing him.

Jake's "Come in" returns the joy in equal measure. The way your eyes meet and light up when he asks "How can I help?" with his trademark grin.

You hold yourself back, as you often do.

("I don't want the crew to feel awkward," he tells you one time, many times. Actions not matching his words when he presses heated kisses against your neck and pulls you into his lap, "Open door policy, can't have them seeing anything that makes them uncomfortable.")

"Just wanted to say hi, Boss." You tell him, noting the way his breath catches at your 'Boss'. "See you at home," and you turn around to leave.

"Wait!" Jake leaps up from his chair, reaches you in one and a half strides and wraps his arm around your waist. "You're not even going to give me a kiss?"

His pout is met with your roll of eyes, "What happened to making the guys feel awkward-"

Jake leans in, breathes "Just this once."

It's a lie, it's always a lie. You can never bring yourself to mind though, when you feel his smile against your lips and his fingers brand themselves into your skin.

[mo0ns-and-stars]

HC: James first tattoos are two stars right above his heart one for Sirius and one for Regulus he got them on the same day they rescued Regulus out of his parents house🌟✨

Furthermore: He asked both of the brothers to draw them without them knowing what it was for

[cashweasel]

*bends your man’s gender*

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

Can’t believe Taylor wrote the tortured poets department (song) abt buck and eddie. What a crazy world we live in.

[rhomaa2]

Guys i finally got a 911 tattoo!!

I cannot believe i forgot to share it here!!

Introducing Evan Barkley aka fire pup Buck 🩷💜🩵

[only-one-brain-cell]

No thoughts head empty Sydney is looking at him.

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

this is so unserious

[luv-stargazer]

listening to tortured poets department like how can i relate EVERY SONG to some dead gay wizards

[blueskittlesart]

its wild because some of these songs have great lyrics!! and then theres a gta reference 😭

to be fair that song is about travis kelce. you can't expect lyrical brilliance

[bodymodificationnation]

By blu.tattoo

[jakeperalta]

I have a lot of non-swiftie mutuals who don't know I listen to her music and they're all dragging TTPD's worst lyrics 😭 like they're right but it's so embarrassing

I was thinking earlier how it has so many excellent lyrics but also probably the highest number of "girl what" lyrics that just take me out of it. I feel like people have always taken the worst or most basic lyrics out of her songs to make fun of (and especially with this album framing her as a poet) but sometimes they are hard to defend 😭

[r3dblccd]

TOON ME! (A) & (B) | mun vs. muse

practically snatched from @caelcstis

mun | minsung mrithun | nao (in the angel verse) yongsun | ubon

[roll-the-bones]

My original taylor swift song: (soft guitar strumming) I am a girl and I think ur pretty and ur a boy. Which is pretty crazy. But you don’t think I’m pretty but I’m pretty and I’m a girl. I’m gonna scissor my best friend because she’s a pretty girl in a boy way. You think I’m pretty? Wowowowow thanks pretty boy. Kisses. More kisses. Metaphor about kissing. The scissoring things was ironic. (Guitar strumming) omg the stars are so pretty I’m gonna cum.

Hope you liked it

[acourtofquestions]

Fenrys, bb girl, you have been upgraded & are now THE tattooed golden retriever